The Cult Of British Celebrity Boyfriends

20 Oct 2025 · 56 min

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The Rest Is Entertainment Hosts: Richard Osman & Marina Hyde Description: Richard and Marina share insider knowledge on TV, movies, and pop culture, providing unique perspectives on the latest entertainment trends.

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Episode Title

The Cult of British Celebrity Boyfriends Episode Description: Discussion around the phenomenon of American celebrities dating British men, the restructuring of the UK music industry, and predictions for this year's Christmas bestseller.

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Main Themes

  1. The British Celebrity Boyfriend (BCB) Phenomenon
  2. Definition: The BCB is characterized as a sensitive, artistic man from the UK who is romantically involved with an American celebrity.
  3. Attributes of BCBs:
  4. In the creative industries (actors, musicians, etc.).
  5. Known for their stylish appearance (scarves, dog-walking, Lime biking).
  6. Often seen in public displays of affection with their American partners.
  • Top Ten British Celebrity Boyfriends:
  • 10. Caspar Joplin: Gallery owner, dating Olivia Wilde.
  • 9. Orlando Bloom: Formerly linked with Katy Perry and Kate Bosworth.
  • 8. Joe Alwyn: Long-term relationship with Taylor Swift.
  • 7. Cruz Beckham: Young musician with potential.
  • 6. Prince Harry: Comfortable in both British and American cultures.
  • 5. Andrew Garfield: Known for romantic associations with Emma Stone.
  • 4. Tom Holland: Engaged to Zendaya.
  • 3. Paul Mescal: Rising star, previously linked to Phoebe Bridgers.
  • 2. Louis Partridge: Currently dating Olivia Rodrigo.
  • 1. Harry Styles: Iconic figure with numerous high-profile relationships.
  1. The State of the UK Music Industry
  2. Warner Music's Restructuring:
  3. Warner's UK office now functions as a satellite of the US headquarters.
  4. Concerns about the implications for the British music scene and artist development.
  • Shift in Music Discovery:
  • The music industry has shifted focus to TikTok for discovering and promoting artists.
  • Traditional A&R roles diminishing as algorithms dictate trends and success.
  • Impact:
  • Potential loss of unique British music culture as major labels turn towards American market models.
  • The rise of independent artists and DIY approaches to music.
  1. Christmas Bestseller Predictions
  2. Predicted Bestsellers:
  3. Top Contenders:
  4. Always Remember by Charlie Mackesy (new book featuring beloved characters).
  5. Driven by Susie Wolfe (autobiography).
  6. This Way Up by Bear Grylls.
  • Market Observations:
  • Autobiographies have seen a decline in popularity, yet specific titles are expected to perform well.
  • The significance of novelty and effective marketing in a saturated market.

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Recommendations

  • TV Shows:
  • *Riot Women* (BBC): Celebrated for character development and engaging storytelling.
  • *The Chair Company* (Sky Comedy): Unique comedic perspective and fresh content.

Conclusion The episode delves into the cultural intersections of British and American celebrity relationships while highlighting ongoing shifts in the music industry and forecasting the book market for the holiday season. Richard and Marina provide humor and insights, enriching listeners' understanding of the contemporary entertainment landscape.

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2:17I don't deal well with interregnums. I find it very, very difficult. Until everything is like normal again, I will be slightly discombobulated. Until the restoration of your monarchy. Exactly that. But this is a lovely little break for me because I know how to do this. This is all fine. Thank you, by the way, everyone, for all your amazing feedback for our Celebrity Traitors episodes, which have been an awful lot of fun. They've been going great guns. We have enjoyed them so much. And more to come, more to come. But what are we talking about today? Well, Richard, every now and then, as you know, we do a sort of fashion item.

2:50I want to talk about an extremely hot accessory, which is the British Celebrity Boyfriend, a field guide to this particular type. You'll hear more when we do the item, Richard. I'm so looking forward to hearing about that. We're also going to talk about what is happening at Warner Music in the UK and what it means for the whole of the music business. It's quite an interesting story, that, about where the music business is going. I think it's really interesting. Some familiar names as well will crop up there. And what's going to be a Christmas number one book this year as well? And also a few suggestions for books you might not have heard of that would make very, very good Christmas presents.

3:26Oh, I'm just going to go to that. If it's not too early to say that. I'll be writing them down. Okay. The British Celebrity Boyfriend. A field guide. By Marina Hines. Okay, before we go on to it, just define what you mean by British Celebrity Boyfriend, what we call the BCB. Yeah, we do now. The BCB must be, in the creative industries himself, he must be British, although there's one who isn't. Okay. This is good. And really, he must be going out with an American. An American. So, attracts American women from LA. American women going out with a British person and hanging around in London. I know exactly where we are.

4:10Let's go. Olivia Wilde, who you may know has previously dated Harry Styles, directed Booksmart. She directed Harry Styles in Don't Worry Darling with Florence Puget. There was a huge drama about the whole press tour of that one, but that's a whole other day. And of course, she sent Kids in America and wrote the Ballad of Red in Jail. She is now dating Ellie Goulding's ex-Casper Joplin, who's a gallery owner, right? Is he? that's not a job you sort of work your way up to I always think now she having gone out with Harry Styles I would say she's a connoisseur of the British Celebrity Boyfriend and there is a type well he's like presumably you'll know more about it than me I'm going to do the league table but he's the exemplar surely listen I won't I won't preempt anything you have to say I will do the top 10 of British Celebrity Boyfriends in what order?

4:59do you know and I'm even going to start at 10 wow amazing you really are taking this seriously I couldn't be taking it more seriously okay great Okay, so who is the British celebrity boyfriend? Okay, number one, he's sensitive and artistic. He has to be in the creative industries, right? He can't be a footballer. What about Gary Lineker, though? Could he be a great British boyfriend? He's a footballer, no? No, they can't be footballers. Okay, you can take the man out of football, but you can't take football out of the man. No, I don't think, no, that's not what I'm talking about. He would be the closest.

5:27And I tell you what, okay, let me ask you, how many scarves do you think Gary owns? I think he's out by a factor of 10. The British celebrity boyfriend owns a huge number of scarves. And presumably Leicester City scarves don't count. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, you could have one ironic one, even if it was your club. Where would they get their scarf, just out of interest? I've never really been confident with scarves. Let's start with that, how they dress. Let's start with the sartorial type of the British celebrity boyfriend, okay? You don't see them like these Americans, you know, they're never out of exercise clothes, okay?

5:59No. You might see a leather boot. Right. You will certainly see a wool coat, not a technical jacket of any type, with the sole exception if you might be walking the dog in Richmond Park, thanks Tom Holland, or in Hampstead Heath. So Tom Holland is a British celebrity boyfriend? He'll very much be in the top ten, yes. Okay, great. Tom Holland will very much be in the top ten. The actor, not the co-host of The Rest is History. No, not the co-host. Is he in the top ten as well? No, he's not. The other clothes, I mean, if they've done a promotional tour, e.g. Paul Mescal. Of course he is Irish, but I know what you mean.

6:33He's got a very British fame. That's a tricky one. Where can the British celebrity boyfriend be found? Let me tell you, walking your dog with you on a pavement in North London, the person who he is the British celebrity boyfriend to is always an American. I'm sorry, it just doesn't matter if... Well, that's where the Britishness comes in because there's lots of British people who have British boyfriends. Yeah, and there may be other people from continental Europe or indeed Australia. But you're with an American. Or Ireland. Or Ireland. Where else might you see them? Certainly outside certain pubs in West London and North London, drinking a pint of Camden House and smoking a roll-up, okay?

7:10You're not, sorry, you're not having your supper at 5.30 now. You are in a cross-cultural relationship, I should say. So you have to learn to do these things with a British celebrity boyfriend. So you love them and you tell interviewers how much you enjoy them and how refreshing it is. And you say... I'll tell you how it all ends at the end, by the way. Oh, not well. Yes, so you get people who are essentially from California and suddenly they're outside a British pub with both hands around a pint. Yeah, yeah, and they love pints. Which is how you can tell that they're not British. They won't do the one-handed.

7:41No, they don't drink a one-handed pint. You might see them at Wimbledon, the British celebrity boyfriend. They won't wear their sunglasses all day at Wimbledon because they understand it's not a Malibu wedding. So they understand that that's just not what you do. You'll find them on a line bike. They love line bikes. Now, Timothee Chalamet, who I'm afraid can't be a British celebrity boyfriend, is American, could play one in a film, and I think would do it very convincingly. He, of course, rode a line bike all the way up the red carpet of the London premiere of the complete unknown. Oh my God, did he?

8:10But you know what? Of course, he's with a Kardashian, and they don't like old antiques. They like reproduction things. So in my view, in a way, he's a bit of a reproduction British celebrity boyfriend. Like a French copy. Yeah, like a French copy. I'd have loved it if his line bike was doing the beep, beep, beep noise that you hear everywhere around London when people are stolen on a line bike. Yes, that would have been good all the way up the red carpet. But OK, so that's where you'll find him. Now, where's he going to take you? As I've said, a football match. He will take you to a football match.

8:39Don't worry, it probably only has to happen once. The game's last 90 minutes. That's 9-0. It will probably be Premier League. It could be championship, depending on the British celebrity boyfriend. But just say you love the energy. It was brilliant. and then all the other times you're asked, just saying, I'm getting an eyebrow shape. That's good. And when they say, and did you have a pie? Just go, yes. Most crucially, you will find the British celebrity boyfriend kissing in the street, okay? That's how they found out that Olivia Wilde's with Caspar Joplin because she's kissing him in the street.

9:07They all kiss in the street, okay? You will always find pictures of them kissing in the street. Maybe outside one of those pubs I was talking to, maybe on the dog walk, but they kiss in the street. You are in a cross-cultural relationship and things are very, very different. You have a basic level of irony you're dealing with now. There's a lot of things that the American with a British celebrity boyfriend is having to take on board. I spoke to a friend of mine who comes from a very well-to-do background. You wouldn't know. He's lovely. And he has an American wife. He said it's great because when you take an American home to your parents, they have no idea what class she is, so they're just very accepting.

9:45He's had partners before who they're like, yeah, I don't know, is she one of us? and with Americans they're like, no, maybe. So it kind of works for everyone because I think, by the way, a lot of these celebrity boyfriends come from quite moneyed backgrounds. Quite a lot of them do. Some of them. We'll see you in the top ten. We'll see when we get to the top ten. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Caspar Joplin, for example, would be... Oh, yeah, well, because his father was the subject of the famous Alan Clarke diss saying that he'd had to buy his own furniture. That was about Michael Joplin when Alan Clarke, as a sort of frightfully awful and naughty Tory minister said that he had to buy his own furniture.

10:22I mean, as someone who's just bought two sofas, discovered they're wrong, and is going to have to send them back at a long length of time to be replaced with two slightly different sofas in the same colour, I have to say, Alan, you're missing out on all the fun. I mean, this is what furniture buying is like. Yeah, this is not essentially the rest of its entertainment. But genuinely, what is it with lead times on sofas? I mean, it's extraordinary. I mean, something's up there, isn't it? That feels like the mafia are involved somehow in sofas because they're like 16 weeks. I mean, you make a lot of them.

10:55I mean, it's literally all you do. And you know that people like them. I don't think it's taking 16 weeks to make a sofa. I bet you it doesn't in America. But some places as well. Just to try and desperately wrestle it back towards our topic. I bet you it doesn't in America. In fact, actually, if you are... Do you know what? I have not finished on sofas. I'm so sorry. Did you look at me and think I'd finished on sofas? I'm so sorry. I should know because you are moving. You really misread me. Because there are some places who say, we'll deliver you a sofa tomorrow. So just be like those places.

11:22Yes. Anyway, that's all I have to say about that. Okay, I'm so sorry. I cut you off before that. If you make sofas, have sofas available. If we can just wrestle it back. Okay, the home of the British celebrity boyfriend. Now let's move it on to that. What you'll always notice when you read about celebrity properties in Los Angeles is the relationship of bathrooms to bedrooms. Any British celebrity boyfriend will live in a property that has either the same amount of bathrooms to bedrooms pretty nice or as is more usual fewer in america it's always like they have six six bedrooms and 12 bathrooms you see this is why megan when she was with um her british celebrity boyfriend now husband she was absolutely appalled that she lived in this nottingham cottage i was a little bit like hey you know you've got no kids you're living in a two-bedroom christopher wren cottage in the central Kensington.

12:12It's not that bad. But Oprah came around and said it was very small. So this is something that happens with a British celebrity boyfriend that you're not, you haven't got one of those things where the pool house is slightly larger than number 10 Downing Street, which is what we live in. So you get upsized, which is you get to go to pubs and you get to go to championship football, but there are downsides in that there are fewer bathrooms than you are used to. There are, can it be dangerous? Yeah, I think it can be actually almost tip over into a disorder because don't forget Guy Ritchie was once a British celebrity boyfriend.

12:40Of course he was. He's an exemplar as well. Can I ask another, just a very quick sartorial thing. I know we've had the wool on overcoats and the scarves and what have you. Where do we stand? Because to my mind, if I picture a British celebrity boyfriend, there is often a flat cap. Many different types of caps. Certainly something influenced by Peaky Blinders and more of a Tommy Shelby, a Baker, but you know, yes, absolutely. Headgear is a thing and not a baseball cap, except sometimes if it's a really busy pub. Guy Ritchie was a British celebrity boyfriend, the woman to whom he was a British celebrity boyfriend and then later husband, Madonna.

13:14Here you've got an amazing situation. One of the world's coolest people from Detroit comes over and then starts getting, has got completely hamstrung for this business, starts talking about like shooting weekends and pheasants. I remember feeling at the time, this is so awful. Madonna, you have a responsibility to be American and cool. You know, if I wanted to be bought to tears by this stuff, I would have married someone like me and moved back to the country. Did she think that he was a bona fide Cockney? Well, no, because I don't think that would have been appealing to her. He had to drop the Cockney Act at that point.

13:46And come back to what he was. No, then you were like, oh, I'm the sort of person who go and live in Cecil Beaton House. And my stepmother's like chairman of the Kensington and Chelsea Conservative Party Association. So I think you just suddenly, he's had a very fluid sort of supposed social background. Yes, he's. You know, for someone who went to boarding school. and as I say, when they found their mother's house, it was so big it had to be printed over a spread in the Daily Mail. Wow. Yeah, he's had a head of a journey through the British class system, hasn't he? Well, in fact, it's been incredibly static.

14:15So that was an example of a disorder which she eventually managed to cure herself of. Yes. Thank goodness. And he remains, you know, a British boyfriend and a British husband, but not a celebrity one. Oh, is it? Why? Has he aged out of it? I think he has aged out of it. There are a couple in my top 10 who are sort of nearly aging out of it. A little bit older, okay. I've got to have one in there because a British celebrity boyfriend has been released back onto the market. Oh, really? Yeah. Let's do the top 10. Let's get to the top 10 now. Shall we? Wow. Right. At 10, I'm going to put Caspar Joplin because we've got to assume that Olivia Wilde is a connoisseur after Harry Styles, that she would be a connoisseur of his art form.

14:52I mean, that's tough to go out with someone after they've gone out with Harry Styles. Having said that, there's quite a few of those people. So with the most respect and love to him, there are quite a few of those people. So I think, you know, you have to be aware that you might be called up at some point to go out with someone who's gone out with Harry Styles at some point. I suppose one assumes, yes, in certain circles, that your partner has dated Harry Styles unless told otherwise. Yeah, I think it's probably better to regard it as a sort of opt-out thing. So we'll put Joplin at 10 because I think, you know, he's certainly one to watch.

15:24And he's a gallerist. So he's not really a celebrity, but he's sort of... He's a sub-lebrity, yeah. But he could become a celebrity by the association. Well, that's it, because the whole idea of these relationships is you multiply rather than divide. Absolutely. It amplifies both of your celebrities in interesting ways. Very much so. Now, at nine, released recently back on the market after Katy Perry has taken up with former Canadian leader Justin Trudeau, is Orlando Bloom. I almost feel he's aging out. But listen, he's been a British celebrity boyfriend to Katy Perry, to Kate Bosworth. Imagine how many scars he's got.

16:03And every morning after, remember after his turkey and kale smoothie or whatever he has, he goes often to his little production company office to come up with roles for women, minorities, and myself. So that is mega British celebrity boyfriend territory. At number eight, I'm going to have Joe Alwyn. But just, he was with... Joe Alwyn. Yeah, he was with Taylor Swift for a long time. Okay, I haven't... And he's in so many ways, even though it's only with one person, it was a long relationship. He was a very iconic Taylor Swift boyfriend. And I feel there's more to give there. So I've got to put him at number eight.

16:37Especially as it's Taylor Swift. I mean, that's a multiple, isn't it? Now at seven, and we're currently with a Brazilian, but I just feel this person potentially has a huge amount to offer to the British celebrity boyfriend market. And I don't want it to feel like it's a hegemonia that young people can't break into. Cruz Beckham. Come on. Oh, really? Come on. Oh, yes. So Cruz is the youngest son. Yes. I mean, there is obviously an elder British celebrity boyfriend now, husband, who he's no longer spoken of. And what does Cruz do? Well, Cruz is a musician. New music is coming imminently. Imminently.

17:12He's been wearing T-shirts with the release date on it a lot. And I honestly think it's like coming in the next 10 minutes. Oh, my God. I mean, that feels like a future episode. is he a solo artist or is he in a band I bet he's a solo artist I think he's sort of one of those people who sort of practices with the band but we don't know what the band is so I think it's one of those sort of bands I imagine that the band is relatively interchangeable does he sing? yes at number six I've got Prince Harry ok yeah yeah now he is in many ways the artist come on he's got a lot of scarves he you know you've got to be able to deal with a certain level of Americana yeah you see him outside a pub with a pint.

17:51He's comfortable with that. Well, I mean, I think, I'm not sure he's allowed to do those things anymore and it's not just because of the home office not doing the security. But he, I think, so he's there. He comes from quite a well-to-do background, doesn't he? I'm told. I'm told, yeah. And, you know, would live in a house with, actually, I think it has got something like eight bedrooms and 16 bathrooms. Yes, that's, whenever you see people in the supermarket buying like 16 packs of toilet roll. Yeah, one for everyone. I think, yeah, you've either got a big family or a lot of bathrooms. Yeah, and if you went down to the Costco in Montecito, I think he'd be in there.

18:25I don't think he'd be in there. I think one of his people would be in there. I don't think also there's a Costco in Montecito. It was just for the purposes of a joke. Can I tell you who I found out? Yeah. Can I tell you who I found out is married almost into royalty? Who? Mike Skinner. Oh, yeah. From the streets. Yeah. But yeah, he literally has someone to dry his eyes for him now. Yeah. At five, I have Andrew Garfield. Oh, okay. I think I get Andrew Garfield and Orlando Bloom mixed up Yeah But no, I know Well, no, I mean He's further up the table Because more desirable in all manners He's been out with Emma Stone Monica Barbaro now Monica who?

19:02Barbaro Monica Barbaro, okay At number four we have Tom Holland You know, engaged to send over I love Tom Holland The constancy there is lovely And we love to see that So that is, he's a really classic British actor But he's like a proper Like of all the people you've mentioned he's someone that I would go out with if you know what I mean yeah what's wrong with Andrew Garfield were the world a different shape I'd go out with him would you with Andrew Garfield oh I love him oh really that's interesting the one who was on there's some other ones that aren't on here you know I think just haven't been a British celebrity but James Norton has a huge amount to offer as a British celebrity boyfriend hasn't been one yet but could be Jack Loudon no because they're married and they've got a baby oh congratulations which is lovely I loved Jack and his wife he would have made a good one though I'm struggling with the placing of the top three, or the second.

19:49I'm genuinely excited about this. Well, you know who's number one, but two and three. Two and three, I think I'll have to make them equal third. Equal second. Yeah. Oh, don't you say equal third? No. No, because you've got number one, then you've got two equal seconds, then you've got a fourth. Okay. Because otherwise, who's number two? Sometimes people say equal third. No. No, they don't. If you were going the other way around. In sport, it can happen. No. No, I'm so sorry. Will it happen? Sometimes they'll say first, equal, second, and then third. You go, no, if there's two people who equal second, then you're fourth.

20:23I'm not going to get too hard into this because we've got to talk about the list. Mescal. Come on. Mescal. I think he should be third because he's not British. Yeah, so do I. Yeah. That's a really easy way of doing it. Okay. Unlike Craig Revel Hall, he's got a casting vote. Currently with Gracie Abraham, obviously, previously from Phoebe Bridges. Yes. got to think could go much further in this particular category as time goes on. I mean, he's a catch. Yes. It must be weird to be Paul Mescal or any of these people, because, you know, he still has to just, you know, like all of us who've had relationships, you've still got to have a relationship.

20:59And you can't at any point wake up in the morning and go, I'm one of the great boyfriends. I'm one of the absolute world, you know, one of the great catches. You know, you have to go, oh, I must make you a cup of tea. Yes, you have to. And I think you would. I think you would as well. making you a cup of tea for absolutely no question. Certainly taking you out to sit outside a pub. Louis Partridge. Come on. Louis Partridge? Yeah, currently with Olivia... I have never heard that name before. Actor? No, never. In lots of different things. Alan Partridge. Currently in House of Guinness. Olivia Rodrigo.

21:30Oh, I like Olivia Rodrigo. If he was in front of me in the queue at Costa, wouldn't know him. Louis Partridge. Okay, tell me about Louis Partridge. Well, I'm telling you, he's dating Olivia Rodrigo. He's very, you know, you've got to be wry about it. You've got to say, oh, I just enjoy being the plus one, even though you're forging a big career yourself and you're kind of like a hot young actor that's getting lots of different things. So I would definitely put him, and I think he has a lot more to give in this department because he's very young. Okay, I think if you called Olivia Rodrigo and then you got married and you called Olivia Partridge, I think that's a downgrade.

22:02She'll probably keep her name rich. She's an international superstar. I would hope so. Okay, now, number one. Number one. For heritage reasons and now reasons and for all the reasons, it obviously has to be Harry Styles. Of course. Olivia Wilde, who brought us to this item in the first place, he's gone out with. Kendall Jenner, Taylor Swift. I mean, several others. Did he go out with Taylor Swift? And now, Zoe Kravitz. Okay, Harry Styles is out there being absolute British celebrity boyfriend the entire time. God, Lenny Kravitz must be going, call that a scarf. Yeah, call that a scarf. I've got some scarves.

22:35But yeah, he can't beat her dad on the scarves and he will certainly own more scarves than her father. He seems like a nice guy, Harry Styles, as far as I can make out. Everyone loves Harry Styles. Yeah, everyone loves him. I've never heard anyone say about him. This is what I mean. These guys do tend to be really nice guys. Yes, there's some good ones on that list. I mean, there's some slightly preposterous ones. Of course there are. Prince Harry and Orlando. But that's like, I mean, in any list of ten men, most of them are going to be preposterous. Yeah. We've all met men. But I would say that...

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23:02But Styles is the master of the form. Now, if you're asking me how this all ends... Yes, please. I have to say that looking at the form book, it generally ends with you going back to America and marrying like a, you know, ball player or an ice road trucker or something like that and writing a song like Wood. I don't make the rules. Maybe the cultural divide can't be breached in perpetuity. So there's a lovely American thing where they get to have a little kind of British holiday. In fact, like The Holiday. Yes. Like that movie, right? Well, that is a field guide, I hope, to something. And you can see them doing all of these things.

23:36I mean, you know, just run your way through Google Images. You'll find them all on Lime bikes, outside, you know, holding a Camden Hells, walking a dog in North London. This is the type. These are the activities. Keep watching because new ones keep coming onto the scene. And, you know, don't assume that top 10 is a hegemony. Oh, it can change. It can change. That can change. It's fluid. Will you at any point just update us occasionally? I will update you, yes. If there's a new entry in that list. If people are coming in on and off the market. If, for example, Caspar Joplin doesn't have the longevity that we're currently thinking he might do.

24:13Well, then it'll be interesting to see what he does next. That was an education. Thank you so much. Thank you. I hope you have more neurons now than when we started. Genuinely, I love it. I genuinely love hearing about people I've never heard of before. Above all, I want this podcast to be improving. And I think that really was mission statement critical. It is. It's like when you finish listening to Diary of a CEO and think, great, I've got five or six takeaways from my life there, which I will instantly forget. Thank you. We're the same, aren't we? You're welcome. You're so welcome. After the adverts, when we're going to talk about Warner Music, there's a British celebrity boyfriend in that.

24:48I know who you mean. As well. Potential British celebrity boyfriend. Yes, so we can talk about that. Marina, thank you so much. Shall we have some ads? Let's do that.

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27:06Welcome back, everybody. By the way, I should mention that our Thursday Q &A is with Ben Elton, the writer of so many amazing things, from The Young Ones to Blackadder to all... We have had a lot of questions for Ben Elton, and we will be putting the best ones, and some of the worst ones, to him. On Thursday. We are now going to talk about all the dramas at Warner Music and what that sort of means for the British music industry and also globally. Yeah, the British music industry is the thing. Anyone who's in the British music industry, what's recently happened at Warner's, everyone is up in arms.

27:39And we'll discuss why that might be. The context of this whole thing is most of the world's recorded music is controlled by three companies. It's a Universal Music Group, it's Sony Music and it's Warner's Music. The Majors. The majors, exactly. And they controlled about 70 % of the market, which might as well be pretty much. Every single big act you've ever heard of are on one of those labels in the UK or in the US or whatever. Run by, and remember some of these names, Warner's Music is owned by Len Blavatnik, friend of the podcast, A24, all of that kind of stuff. Billionaire who runs absolutely everything.

28:15Remember the surname Blavatnik because we'll get onto it again. the other two universal and sony are run by lucian grange runs universal music group and rob stringer runs sony both brits by the way and that's significant because britain punches far far far above its weight in music and it has done forever it always has it's but it was new york la and then london you want to go back to the beatles i mean we just we absolutely are one of the big powers in recorded music and which is why our music industry has always been so huge why it's always been so loved why you know the the heritage of it is so huge and why it's just fetishized by everyone around the world British music now about a month ago uh Warners UK a guy called Tony Harlow leaves being the head of Warners UK um who do they replace him with nobody okay so nobody now runs Warners UK and they're not waiting for somebody or they're not putting out for tender they just don't think that warner's uk needs somebody running it so warner's uk is now run from america so it's run by warner's and run by atlantic records as well yeah they have atlantic and warner and those are the two sort of big labels under the warner music aegis so warner's which is which is the label which you know it's bought us led zeppelin david bowie pink floyd iron maiden radiohead charlie xcx dual leaper stormzy fred again i mean it's this huge thing there is now a sense that nobody in the UK needs to run it.

29:44We don't need any British input into how Warners is run. It is run instead from America. Department heads reporting to big American executives. So what is a record company? Essentially, if you're Warners, record companies do an awful lot of terrible things, but they are sort of a glue which hold the whole of the British music industry together. They have A &R people, they have people with amazing ears who know a hit when they hear it. They'll bring bands on, they'll develop bands, they will introduce bands to other types of music. There's just this thing that this kind of lifeblood running through the whole of British music, these record companies have been incredibly important.

30:20We now feel that, certainly Warners feel it, whatever what Sony and Universal are going to do, we will get on to. But there's this feeling that that is no longer how we discover music, that's no longer how we grow music, that actually this whole kind of phalanx of A &R people and, you know, Brits with great ears in tiny pubs in northern towns, you know, finding the next big thing. Or, you know, Alan McGee finding Oasis in Glasgow. That is not where we find our music anymore. That is not how we grow our music anymore. Everything we do, pretty much, and this is a simplification, but not much of a simplification.

30:57Everything we do is via TikTok. That's where we can instantly road test new songs, new artists, new looks. we can absolutely get real-time feedback on what music is going to sell what music appeals to what demographic and what music appeals you know in which countries and it means that there is a move afoot to kind of abandon everything that british music was to kind of go oh no these people who managed to find you know pink floyd and these people who managed to sort of understand what zeppelin were and you know who helped bowie along the road it's not that is not the thing we need the market will do this job for us and the market can be run out of america very very very easily so it sounds like it's a minor thing that a man leaves his job running the warner's record labels in the uk and isn't replaced but actually it's a huge cultural shift sony and universal the first thing of course that they'll be doing is they'll be on the phone to coldplay and ed sheeran and duolipo and saying you know you don't have a sort of british representation anymore you know you're not being run out of Britain anymore, perhaps you'd like to come to us.

32:01That'd be the first thing they're doing. I do think it's interesting that the last two major artists that were broken internationally in the UK, and we haven't had any for a long time, I would say were Dua Lipa and Charlie XCX. And even Charlie XCX maybe isn't at that Dua Lipa level of being a sort of global superstar yet. But there hasn't really been anyone since then, because the charts are US dominated. Yeah, and the charts are US dominated because the pipeline into the chart is almost entirely TikTok. So if I'm Universal or Sony, the first thing I'm doing, I'm talking to Ed Sheeran, talking to Coldplay, Dua Lipa saying, come and see us.

32:34But the second thing I'm doing is just keep an eye and see how this goes for six months at Warners. And if it works okay for Warners, do exactly the same thing, which is we don't really need this kind of British label here. You know, the Germans are doing the same thing. Germany has ceded control of the German market to other territories. You know, all of these record companies will be kind of going, I mean, do we really need this sort of phalanx of people, you know, operating out of London and Manchester and Glasgow and Dublin and Belfast? You know, do we need that stuff or do we really just need...

33:10The algorithm to work for us. You'd have all these things. You had all the different gatekeepers. You'd have press and radio and TV and even latterly, I suppose, curated playlists, things like that. none of those moves the dial anymore. They're effectively now legacy media. They used to work. That was the apparatus that record companies used in order to promote and get their artists discovered and all of those things. And by the way, they absolutely abused that process. It never worked perfectly, but at least, you know, great stuff did rise to the top. But now it is all done, as you say, by the algorithms principally of TikTok.

33:43As these people said in their own statement, you know, weight of population matters hugely. And even people at Warners have said that in their own statements. is like, in the Anglophone world, the US is going to dominate, and you have to be a success on streaming instantly, and you have to be a success globally, or it doesn't work. And really, you have to be, in this case, a success in the Anglophone world. And I think that it's very difficult for them to argue against this population. And we can do so much more for you, as they've put it. Headcount right-sizing, one of those euphemisms. And so you think, okay, well, who runs Atlantic Records over in the States, who are now essentially overseeing Warner's UK and overseeing all those new bands and young bands and, you know, the pipeline that we've known and loved for many, many years.

34:29Who is running Atlantic Records? Two people. And the surnames will be familiar to anybody who was listening to the people who run the big record labels because one is Val Blavatnik, who is Len Blavatnik's son, who's on the board of Warner Music Group in the States and runs Atlantic Records. And the other is Elliot Grange, who is the son of Lucian Grange, who runs the Universal Music Group. I'm not saying there's any nepotism here at all, but certainly two of the men who run the two biggest music groups in the world, their two sons are running Atlantic Records and now in charge of all of Warner's music.

35:01But by the way, Elliot Grange, absolutely could be a British celebrity boyfriend. Who's he dating? Sophia Ritchie, who is a sort of nepo model slash influencer. She's Lionel Ritchie's daughter, Nicole Ritchie's sister. I think they're married now and they have children. Yes, they seem very happy. And she's Kardashian adjacent. Yes, she is. Everything is becoming a singularity. Yeah, it is. Every single thing is becoming a singularity. Yeah, everything flows through a very small group of people. Now, Elliot Grange, well and good saying, is a Nepo baby. But, you know, he, out of college, you know, started running music nights and started, you know, promoting things.

35:39Then sets up a record label. It's so Kendall. Sorry, it's so Kendall. I mean, Kendall from Succession, not Kendall Jenner. The other dynasty, yes. Yes. Given what his dad does, you know, he's got a hip-hop label. He used to do spread betting when he was a teenager on gold, sugar and oil. Did he? I keep thinking of Kendall just saying that, just trying to destroy Walter when he's in that senior session, saying the only two verticals that are working are food and weed. That's the sort of person I see Elliot Ranger as. You know, when we talked about nightclubbing and what had ruined it, and one of my things that I said had ruined it was bottle service.

36:12Yes. When he was at university, he started up a bottle service promotion. thing in Boston nightclubs where he went to college. But he set up his own record label, 10K Records, and he absolutely plowed the TikTok furrow. Ice Spice would be probably the biggest act that he has on the label. He's obsessed with SoundCloud as well. He just thinks it's like a place where you can see immediately, you can reach out immediately to people. You can see the average age of people using it is like something ridiculous, like 19 or 20. And you can see what they're doing immediately. And by the way, he's right.

36:44Yeah. I mean, that is an incredibly useful tool if you are a record company executive. And, you know, his record label did well, and now he's running Atlantic. But by the way, his father, Lucian Grange, did things a completely different way. And he grew Universal Music Group to, you know, billions upon billions upon billions of value by doing things the old way, the traditional way. So perhaps that works as well. But so Elliot Grange got into Atlantic Records via the medium of having his own label, which was very, very, very TikTok influence. So that is definitively the way that Atlantic Records is going to go.

37:14which means that's the way that Warner Music is going to go as well. So if you talk to anyone who's in the British music business, it's sort of they just feel sad, I think. I think they feel like an era has ended. I think they feel like the organic way in which bands used to grow and acts used to grow can't really happen anymore. I think they feel like they are resigned to the algorithm deciding everything that we are going to listen to. And again, algorithms sometimes, you know, work for a very good reason. So, you know, there's all sorts of bands who wouldn't have been discovered, who will be discovered because of the algorithm.

37:49But we are losing a subculture over here. I get it. If I was in the British music business, I'd feel much the same. Despite, by the way, as we say, the many, many, many excesses of the British music business over the years and the many issues with it. But what you would hope, it does provoke a reaction. You would hope that actually if Warner Music and if, you know, Sony Universal follow their lead over here, if suddenly they abandon that whole network of A &R people and of, you know, bands and acts organically growing and, you know, subcultures in certain cities spawning acts who then team up with each other.

38:25and then suddenly you've got this stuff, then you have to figure that the independent sector will find a way to make money, will suddenly go. It's all very well finding, you know, a big hit on TikTok, which is one minute, 20 seconds long and has this amazing hook, which hits exactly the right time and exactly the right video. That's all grand and there's loads of money to be made in it. But does that mean you're going to find Adele or Coldplay or Stormzy? I mean, almost certainly not. No major even can make a deal with an artist in the way that they would have been able to 10, 20, and obviously many years before that, because people are saying, no, I'm not going to give you nearly so much of my ownership.

39:03You're more of an artist service company to me. I have other ways of reaching out directly. I'm not kind of completely dependent on you for distribution and things in the way that I would have been. I do think people see that business of having to be global. And I do think that they see that they have to be with a company that kind of pushes you straight into the US is helpful. Another thing I will say is that I do think so many of these people, these labels have become so sort of, they're risk averse anyway. If you look at just how much money is now being spent on buying catalogs, this is like some, you know, just buying things.

39:40They just regard them as, it's a form of venture capital. They all feel like, I went into music and I'm now sort of in venture capital. That's where so much capital is flowing into in the music industry. It might have been, in the old days, you would hope we've been on new deals that might discover new things. About 20 billion has gone into buying these back catalogs really recently. Warners and Bain did a JV, a joint venture. And I think they put a billion immediately into buying things. And we've got the red hot chili peppers, things like that. So much of it is this back catalog, kind of private equity driven stuff where it's just an asset.

40:15And it's just going to give you a steady income. And it's not about discovery. It's a form of being stuck in the past. Yeah, and you talk to it again, anyone in the industry, and they all say that. They'll say so much of our job now, if you are Sony or if you're Universal or if you're Warners, is back catalogue. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is because we have the canon of music that will sell forever. You know, your Queens, your Beatles, stuff like that. And it is enormously profitable, but it is not the industry that almost all of those people signed up for. They did not sign up for an industry where everything is either A, something that you heard on TikTok this morning, or B, something that was released in 1976, which is where all the money now is coming from in the UK music business, because that's where all the money is coming from in the US music business.

41:01And those two things have become the same thing. So the two ways to become a really, really big famous artist now are either to be on TikTok or to already be a big famous artist. Those are your only two weeks in. But it's interesting. So Elliot Grange said to the Wall Street Journal, he said, I'm not doubting any of the human capabilities of these great guys, women and companies. However, they grew up in the fax machine era. And he's absolutely right, by the way. They did absolutely grow up in the fax machine era. But he has to recognize that he's growing up in the TikTok era. And in 20 years time, TikTok will sound as ridiculous as a fax machine.

41:35And however you make money in the next five years, I absolutely get it through TikTok. But there will never, ever, ever be a replacement for going to a small room above a small pub and seeing an actor, seeing a band play live, sing live, who absolutely blow you away. So that industry will still exist. It just won't be this behemoth industry that everyone has grown up with over the last 30 years. But there'll be some smart young entrepreneur, and there are, you know, you can see in the grime scene and stuff like that, the money that people are making through live events, through kind of acts that they've just discovered, through monetizing things in different ways.

42:13That becomes a sort of new version of punk, becomes a new way of finding music and making music. And the absolute sort of needle sharp following of profits that TikTok brings and basically everything in America brings is absolutely all well and good. And it will make a lot of people a lot of money. But it feels like it leaves a vacuum. And the one thing that creativity loves is a vacuum. And we should say that independent is growing all the time. And I mean, completely independent. People who are not tied to any labor and stay independent, even the bigger they get. And they don't ever have to have an association with a major and they can get bigger and bigger.

42:50And there are many, many artists like that who have gone all the way and it's becoming a bigger and bigger share of things. Because people feel they don't need the services that the record company provides or they can piece them together from different places. They don't need one person to manage it all for them. Well, that's the advantage of TikTok and YouTube and things like that is, you know, if you have something about you, there are ways and means that you can get your music heard. We talk about it only because you talk to anyone in the British music industry at the moment and everyone feels very sad and unhappy that their industry is not what it was.

43:20And that's tough when you've been in it for 30 years or something like that. And you're not at the stage where you can start again and think, oh, great, yeah, but this gives me the opportunity to go off by myself and set something up. You know, you're not going to do that when you're, you know, 55 or 60. You're just not. There's a sadness for a generation. There's an opportunity for a generation. But I do think that singularity where everything is moving to one point, which is a group of people listening to TikTok who are in the orbis of the Kardashians seems to be just infecting every single one of our industries.

43:53And Lem Blavatnik seems to be at the top of all of it. I mean, fair play to him. Okay, that was very interesting. But I am also extremely interested, Richard, to hear from you about what might be the number one book this Christmas. Everything's really ramping up now as to what's selling, what's not selling, what's about to sell. So I just wanted to mention a few things that people maybe had not heard of, which I think would make great presents for Christmas. But I'll also predict what I think is going to be Christmas number one. Because we've been right the last couple of years. The entertainment gift guide should be a thing.

44:24Shouldn't it just? Yes, okay. Yeah, exactly. Shall we start with autobiographies? So autobiographies have had a terrible time of it. That was 10 years ago. That's the only thing that sold was autobiographies. They went crazy. You know, Billy Connolly's autobiography, Peter Kay. These were the huge, huge, huge sellers. and now they're like none of them are selling an awful lot but I think there's quite an interesting crop this year so again if you know someone who likes any of these people Kathy Burke has an autobiography out I mean that's going to be a good read right Bradley Wiggins if you're minded I wonder how much we'll hear about what really goes on in cycling there Gazza has a new one out which apparently is like I've read the serialization I mean he's certainly got a story to tell has he not?

45:04several stories Anthony Hopkins has got one out that feels like the thing that 10 years ago would have sold like a million copies. Nowadays, honestly, there's something about the autobiography market that's collapsed, which may be that everyone shares everything about themselves on Instagram constantly. There's no kind of magic to anything anymore. Yes, although I don't think of someone like Anthony Hopkins as that type of person. I found him, you know, for his whole career, he's been so inscrutable in so many ways. But perhaps just the general idea of sharing has just made people feel they have it all the time anyway.

45:35Ben Elton has one out. Freddie Flintoff has Chris McCausland. The comedian has one out. Mark Ronson, Night People. That's a really good autobiography. The autobiography, I think, might sell best is Susie Wolfe, the racing driver and F1 exec and all that stuff. She's got a book called Driven, which is pretty much what every single book ever written by anyone who's worked in F1 is called. But it works as a title. F1 and things like that sell incredibly well. Guy Martin, who does all the kind of motorbike shows and stunt shows on Channel 4. his autobiographies always sell like absolute crazy and you can see publishers going wait a minute we published a book by a hollywood actor and it's selling a tenth of this book by a guy who just drives a motorcycle does he does he just do that it's an incredibly engaged fan base as we know it's incredibly engaged and when you want to gift something of course something that's in the world that you understand that you love is is an incredibly great gift so i think susie wolf might be the biggest seller there.

46:33In terms of the nonfiction, Jamie Oliver is absolutely back, back, back. So he's had a few years where he's sold fewer copies. And for whatever reason, often his marketing department's got better. His book, Eat Yourself Healthy, is his biggest selling book for a really, really long time. And that's absolutely in the running for Christmas number one. Mel Robbins, the self-help guru who does the let them theory. And Mel Robbins has sold probably more books around the world than anybody. So she might be a Christmas number one. Bear Grylls has done the story of Jesus, the greatest story ever told.

47:05Eyewitness accounts of the story of Jesus, essentially told by other people from the Bible. Listen, it's got great reviews. I had a little look through. I thought, yeah, but it's got a lot of five-star reviews. But what about the one-star reviews? I thought, I'll have a look at some of those. The only two I could find, one was, really loved this book, but it was delivered to the wrong address. That was a one-star. Okay. And this book is terrific, but the font is very small. So Bear Grylls...

47:59Brilliant. In fact, there's a quote on the front of it from the podcast, because we were so nice about them. And they said, could they use it? And they said, yeah, of course they could. But that, for any teen, anyone who's interested in the world, that's an unbelievably great gift. It's called This Way Up. And I think that is going to be a surprise bestseller this Christmas as well. I think Susie Wolfe is going to take people by surprise. I think This Way Up is going to take people by surprise as well. John Elledge has written a book called History of the World in 47 Borders. I love this book.

48:28I love John O 'Lich and I love the way he looks at the world. And this is, again, all these kind of disputed borders, all sorts of different things. It's broken down into sections and you can do one at a time and you'll just know something about a bit of the world that you didn't understand before. That's a terrific one. And he's a funny writer as well. So he writes it in a very entertaining way. So it's not stodgy at all. So that's almost like the grown up version of This Way Up. But both of those books, I think would be absolutely incredible presence for anyone who's interested in the world at all, which is sort of all of us I would say.

48:58In terms of novels, Dan Brown's The Secret of Secrets is not going to be the Christmas time one I absolutely guarantee that which is sold very well but it's not in the way that Dan Brown used to sell. Ones I'd recommend, Anne Cleaves has a new Shetland book out, a new Jimmy Perez book, The Killing Stones and everything that Anne Cleaves writes is incredible. Mick Heron's Clown Town, if you love Slow Horses, his new book is terrific as well. William Boyd has a new book out, Bob Mortimer, Martina Cole has a new one out no regret her book is called but christmas number one what is going to be christmas number one guinness book of records always in the fight in fact it was christmas number one last year so that's a possibility other possibilities for christmas number one board of lunch nathan anthony who's one of these food bloggers whose books sell like absolute billy oh and he's coming out for the christmas market this year often those books come out in january he's coming out for the christmas market that absolutely has a shot and Clarkson is bringing out another diddly squat and bringing out quite close to Christmas which is the coward's way of bringing out a book because uh you know it gives you more chance of being Christmas number one if he had any guts at all Clarkson he'd have any guts at all yeah if he ever if he was any sort of a man he's coming out late and in an attempt to to steal that uh away so they might do it but this is the book I think will be Christmas number one I think Christmas number one this year, you know, the boy, the mole, the fox and the horse.

50:23Yes. Charlie Mackenzie, which came out a few years ago, was an absolute phenomenon. And also because it's got the boy, the mole, the fox and the horse. Also, I always think of the question writers on Only Connect when a list of four things comes up, because you just think of them going, oh my God, thank you so much. This is like a perfect question for us. But he has a new book out, which is the same characters. It's a clever idea. And it's called Always Remember. and I think that that will be our Christmas number one. He's the biggest selling author of recent years, but the second biggest, sorry, I should say, because the biggest is you.

50:58I know, but I think Christmas number one might be. I love that you don't want to talk about it, but I want to talk about it. I'd like to be the biggest selling book, but just in that Christmas week, in that very, very, very final week. But in recent years. Which is the big one. Overall, is he. But yeah, I hope to sell more than him because I always hope to sell more than everybody. Yes, I know you do. Because despite how I present myself, I'm very alpha and you know so I like oh my god wait you care about ratings yeah you waited a long time in this podcast to make me think about that I know I know but I'm very happy with everyone thank you so much everyone who's talked to me about the impossible fortune as well because it's that's been a lot of fun and I like being in the game yeah I like that I liked the year where I beat Barack Obama for Christmas number one absolutely that was a lot of fun listen doesn't matter what I think about what I'm going to do I am going to go for we got Myrtle right we got Guinness Book of Records right I'm going to go for three out of three with Charlie McEasey's Always Remember as Christmas number one but I would really really recommend This Way Up and History of the World in 47 Borders if you're looking for a Christmas present I won't do any recommendations this week because I feel like I've just done some You've done one or two there Yes exactly but do you have any?

52:06I do I have TV I am absolutely loving Riot Woman Sally Wainwright BBC drama it's amazing after sort of 15 minutes you kind of love all the characters she is incredible I mean she obviously the cast is incredible Joe Scanlon Lorraine Ashburn Amelia Bill Moore Tansom Greig yeah oh my god Rosalie Craig she must have punched the air when she got that role Jesus I mean it's amazing so I absolutely love Sally Wayne I love the show on the BBC on Sky Comedy The Chair Company oh I haven't watched it yet I'm so excited I love Tim Robinson so much he's amazing and I think there's only just two episodes out now and they're dripping out once a week.

52:50I can only say that a minor workplace accident occurs, a journey into the heart of a conspiracy begins. But it's so unique. He's so unique. If you haven't seen I Think You Should Leave, which is his sketch show, watch five minutes of that. If it is not for you, you can leave it alone. If it is for you, if you suddenly go, oh, wow, that's interesting because I sort of felt like I'd seen every type of comedy there was and this is slightly different. Someone's just opened the door to something completely different. Yeah, yeah. And if it appeals to you, then you have a lot of fun things to catch up on.

53:18But I'm very excited to watch The Chair come to me. Oh, my gosh. I'm excited to talk to you about it. Okay. That's about us. We will be back on Thursday with a Q &A edition with Ben Alton. With your questions. We'll be asking your questions to Ben. To Ben Alton. That is whole career. And we will be doing a special Celebrity Traitors episode, which will come out moments after the completion of Thursday's episode. So there are two episodes this week, Wednesday and Thursday, and it will come moments after the completion of Thursday's. Hugely excited. We love this part of our job. Hugely excited. Oh my God, it's literally the best.

53:55It is the best. I cannot wait for those two episodes. But in the meantime, thanks everyone and we'll see you on Thursday. See you on Thursday.

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