Hour 1: Miami-Ole Miss Reactions, plus Ashton Kutcher Talks Bears-Packers In-Studio

9 Jan 2026 · 46 min · 21 chapters

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In short

Hour 1 of The Rich Eisen Show covers Miami vs Ole Miss Fiesta/Verbal Fiesta Bowl reactions and sets up the upcoming college football national championship, then transitions to Ashton Kutcher discussing the Bears-Packers Wild Card game and his “game-planning” approach.

Guests (backgrounds)

Ashton Kutcher, actor and diehard Chicago Bears fan; Dennis Leary, Emmy-nominated actor (joins Hour 2); Albert Breer, Sports Illustrated senior writer covering NFL teams/coaching/front offices.

Key claims

Miami earned the national title game by winning “in the trenches,” getting quarterback play from Carson Beck (including a late rushing TD), and sustaining long drives (four 13+ play drives, first in CFP). A controversial Ole Miss end-zone pass interference/no-call is cited as pivotal. Ashton says he studies Packers tendencies (Jordan Love roll direction, blitz/fuzzy zone patterns) and believes injuries (Josh Jacobs dinged) will shape Green Bay’s play-calling.

Notable examples

Carson Beck’s late-game legs; Trinidad Chambliss’ Hail Mary/PI controversy; Ashton’s mouthpiece “tell” story about Luther Burden; Bears needing a fast start “like it’s the fifth quarter.”

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Chapters

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Previewing Wild Card Weekend

2:48 to 3:40

Rich discusses the upcoming Wild Card Weekend and the excitement around it.

“Those are the first two hours right here on ESPN.”

College Football Fiesta Bowl Recap

3:40 to 6:46

Rich reflects on the thrilling Fiesta Bowl matchup between Miami and Ole Miss.

“So he's going to be talking about that Bears-Packers game.”

Miami's Path to the Championship

6:46 to 7:42

Rich analyzes Miami's performance and their journey to the national championship.

“You know, hey, the 2021-2022 National Championship quarterback is the fiesta bowl, pardon me, verbal fiesta bowl offensive MVP of 2026.”

Controversial Calls and Officiating

7:42 to 8:08

Rich comments on controversial officiating in the game and its impact.

“And Trinidad Chambliss did his best to get Ole Miss in position, and he did for one toss to the end zone that the old ball coach of Ole Miss with his thumbs thought was pass interference.”

Key Players and Their Contributions

8:08 to 10:26

Discussion on standout players from the game and their future prospects.

“Maybe he's like, damn, man, that was$750 ,000 out of my pocket.”

Miami's Team Dynamics

10:26 to 12:14

Rich elaborates on the team dynamics and spirit of the Miami Hurricanes.

“So they've got guys who can get after you on defense.”

Future of Ole Miss and Miami

12:14 to 14:02

Rich speculates on what lies ahead for Ole Miss and Miami in college football.

“Had this to say, making the national championship game for his new school and team last night.”

Miami-Ole Miss Game Preview

14:02 to 15:27

Discussion on the Miami football team's performance and upcoming game expectations.

“He really impressed me through this run.”

Kutcher's Role in Ryan Murphy's Show

18:39 to 20:44

Ashton Kutcher discusses his character in the new Ryan Murphy project and the nature of the storyline.

“And, you know, he's like, you know, containing this outbreak, which is wild.”

Ashton Kutcher on Bears vs Packers

20:49 to 25:06

Kutcher shares his personal feelings and analysis regarding the Bears' upcoming game against the Packers.

“you're you're adjacent to the family if you're bffs with with tj jefferson i feel like i am I'm family.”
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Analyzing Game Strategies

25:08 to 28:05

Discussion on game strategies, player performances, and preparations for the Bears-Packers game.

“had it been not for the injury, I think that we're going to be on all four cylinders.”

Bears Game Strategy Discussion

28:05 to 28:46

Learn about the strategy and mindset needed for the upcoming Bears game.

“That's 20 plays in a half when we should be running 50 to 70 plays in a half because we've just been slow to start.”

Ashton Kutcher's Game Day Dilemma

28:46 to 30:21

Ashton Kutcher shares his thoughts on choosing between a game and a Golden Globes event.

“Were you sweating out the, had you already committed to the Golden Globes prior to the schedule, the playoff schedule coming out?”

Naming the Child and Football Fandom

30:21 to 32:32

Ashton discusses the challenges of naming his son and his deep connection to Bears fandom.

“It turns out there used to be a Barrett Kutcher, and he wasn't a very good guy.”

Kutcher's Game-Watching Philosophy

32:32 to 33:48

Ashton explains his intense focus while watching football games and why it matters.

“We're here to watch the game because we have to dissect because us not paying attention could cause the team to lose.”

Kutcher and Super Bowl Birthdays

33:48 to 36:19

Ashton discusses the coincidence of his birthday falling on Super Bowl Sunday and its significance.

“There's some things that I've been studying that I'm going to send him pregame.”

Kutcher's Career Reflection

38:26 to 40:24

Ashton reflects on his career and the interactions he has with fans.

“What's the thing that you get the most when you're stopped by people?”

Behind the Scenes of Punk'd

40:24 to 42:01

Ashton shares insights and experiences from his time on Punk'd, including the risks involved.

“I mean, TJ tells, you tell stories all the time, TJ, about back in the day.”

The Fine Line of Comedy and Fear

42:01 to 43:38

Exploring the boundaries of comedy in high-stakes situations.

Stars Born from Prank Show

43:38 to 45:53

Discussing the rise of major stars who started on the prank show.

“Like you had some serious people who at the time weren't very well known, right?”

Dax Shepard's Risky Edge

45:53 to 46:50

A look at Dax Shepard's fearless approach to comedy on set.

“I remember Bill Hader was on the show, and he was awesome.”
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1:25This is The Rich Eisen Show. the show.

1:28Rich Eisen:I'm in Miami. This is the Rich Eisen Show. First and back into the end zone. He runs it in. Live from the Rich Eisen Show studio in Los Angeles. Whoever counted us out, they're never part of the equation. Today's guests, actor and diehard Bears fan Ashton Kutcher, Emmy-nominated actor Dennis Leary, senior writer for the MMQB Albert Breer, and now it's Richard. Well, hey, everybody. Welcome to this edition of the Rich Eisen Show live on ESPN, live on Disney Plus and the ESPN app and ESPN radio. And we are thrilled to be here with you with three teams remaining for college football's national championship.

2:16Rich Eisen:And we also have, as we know, a wildcard weekend afoot to talk about with you. Ashton Kutcher, who cannot wait for kickoff between his beloved Bears and the Green Bay Packers on Saturday night, is going to join us. Dennis Leary, who, as you might imagine, does know a thing or two about New England football. He will be joining us in hour number two to talk about the Sunday night of Wild Card Weekend. And the rest of our sports world is up there for conversation with you at 844-204-RICH is the number to dial. Those are the first two hours right here on ESPN. And Albert Breer of Sports Illustrated on the spinning coaching carousel, as well as all the news and front offices in the National Football League prior to Wild Card Weekend.

3:00Rich Eisen:It's going to join us in Hour 3 when the show returns to our exclusive window on Disney+. Good to see you over there, Christopher Brockman. How are you on this Friday? Rich, good morning. Good Friday to you. It is a what's more likely Friday as well, so that's going to be coming up in Hour 2. DJ Mikey D is in the States. Good morning, Rich. Mike Del Tufo, good to see you over there. and T.J. Jefferson, it appears the candle is lit as always. Candle is lit. Your BFF, Ashton Kutcher, is going to be coming in. It's going to be a little surreal. I won't lie to you. You've known it. You go way back like a car seat with him, right?

3:31Rich Eisen:Yeah, man. So this is going to be, you know, his wife has been here, a couple other friends. But, yeah, this will be pretty cool. It will be cool because, again, I believe he's there with his Chicago Bears hat. So he's going to be talking about that Bears-Packers game. 844-204-RICH is the number to dial. But we start this program with a dynamite college football semifinal game last night in the Verbo Fiesta Bowl. Yes, indeed. It's like it's missing a it feels like it's missing a vowel. Right. So I guess you could put the you in there. Hey, I'd like to buy a vowel. You know what? Look at you, Rich Eisen.

4:07Rich Eisen:Come on. Thanks, guys. Wow. I really appreciate you. Listen, I don't know what's going on in the world of football, but it seems like every big-time standalone football game has been off the hook, professional in college. Am I wrong? It was a nice start to the weekend, man. Hopefully that's just like the appetizer for how good these wildcard games are going to be. Or Indiana-Oregon tonight. Exactly. In Atlanta for the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl, right? I don't know what it is. And it's also college football is kind of mimicking professional football or vice versa. And anyone can win it. Except for the fact nobody thought that when the college football playoff committee put the 12 teams in the hopper together.

4:58Rich Eisen:Because there were two group of five teams and they're like, you got no shot. And yada, yada, yada. They're not in it anymore. And then it's Miami getting in instead of Notre Dame. BYU wanted a shot. They didn't get a shot at the title. Notre Dame didn't get a shot at the title. And at the same time, even when Miami got in, it was, well, there's Ohio State. Pardon me, the Ohio State. I mean, we all know the ground that got covered by shows like this one on networks like this one. When the college football playoff brackets came out. and the general concept was listen if you're looking to get a march madness type cinderella run going that ain't happening from the group of five and you know wondered if it would even happen with the 10 seed i i know they don't term it last one in right they don't turn it term it last one in not for football right they term it that way for for college basketball right well you usually We play in the play-in game.

6:05Rich Eisen:And I always feel bad for those teams. Like, hey, you're last one in. You know? You're 68th into the bracket. Correct. Might have been just because of the, you know, I lived that getting picked in gym back in the eighth grade. But listen, Miami and Ole Miss were, if you will, the two teams coming into this whole thing of good luck to you, missing your head coach bolting to LSU. And good luck to you, you, you know, from the ACC, where the Atlantic Coast Conference has two teams on the Pacific Coast. And look at those two teams last night. Just spectacular end-to-end action. and so many kids bursting to the four from Trinidad Chambliss to obviously, you can't say Carson Beck burst to the four when he's a 23-year-old who is in the same draft class as not one but two starters on wild card weekend and C.J.

7:12Rich Eisen:Stroud and Bryce Young. Seven years in college. Right. You know, hey, the 2021-2022 National Championship quarterback is the fiesta bowl, pardon me, verbal fiesta bowl offensive MVP of 2026. But that's what Carson Beck is. He was spectacular. He was spectacular. I know he had an interception last night, but he was terrific, including the game-winning rushing touchdown. Only a second of the season. Carson Beck's legs put Miami up with 18 seconds to go. And Trinidad Chambliss did his best to get Ole Miss in position, and he did for one toss to the end zone that the old ball coach of Ole Miss with his thumbs thought was pass interference.

8:02Rich Eisen:And the Hail Mary in the end zone. Lane Kiffin popped out there on his feed. Maybe he's like, damn, man, that was$750 ,000 out of my pocket. Or he's really invested in the kids who he is now watching and had an opportunity to win without him. Pass interference 100 % as there was nothing but contact, basically from the 10-yard line all the way to the back pylon. But as you know, one of the most frustrating inconsistencies of being a football fan is to hear from officials and officials who now have moved on to talk about officiating on TV. Rules analysts who say it doesn't matter when there's a foul and the end of a game.

8:52Rich Eisen:It doesn't matter what time it is. If it's a foul, it's going to be called a foul unless it's a Hail Mary and then roller derby can happen. and what fouls, what pass interference, what defensive holding, what illegal contact. I think that was all in one play, but this is what is part and parcel of playing better than the refs. Don't put yourself in a position where you need a Hail Mary. And obviously time was running out, and the fact that Miami had not one, not two, not three, but four drives of over 13 plays, first time that's ever happened in a college football playoff game because that's why Miami is moving on to the national championship game is they are winning in the trenches just like their head coach did back in the day for the U.

9:40Rich Eisen:They're winning in the trenches. They got the quarterback play from Carson Beck that they were hoping for when they got him in the portal from Georgia, and everybody thought he's finished. He's going to go to the U. End of story. Good to see you. You're not in the SEC anymore, and who does he beat to make the national championship game for the U but an SEC team in Ole Miss. And if I'm not mistaken, didn't Lane Kiffin had some words to say about Carson Beck leaving Georgia and getting to Miami? Google it, as one of tonight's coaches might say. And then on top of it, too, holy crap, that kid Malachi Tony.

10:21Rich Eisen:I mean, it's fitting he wears Tyreek Hill's number for a team that plays in Miami. He's fast. He's unbelievable. He's a game breaker. So they've got guys who can get after you on defense. They've got guys who can run down your throat on offense. They've got a quarterback who is, again, 23 years old and is as experienced a college football quarterback as you'll ever see. A head coach who is dialing it up. An alumni fan base that is belting everybody or objects on the sidelines. And this kid, Tony, holy crap. I'm just wondering if he's made himself a ton of money, if not now, but when he wants to go pro.

11:06Rich Eisen:And this kid, Chambliss, on Ole Miss as well. Pete Golding, congratulations to him on giving this run for the ages to the Ole Miss fan base. I thought I was going to come on today talking about Ole Miss getting to the national championship game and recalling my 1989 Michigan Wolverines who watched Bill Frieder bounce right before the NCAA tournament. And then they go on a run with Steve Fisher. I thought Pete Golding might be the football Steve Fisher right here, but instead it's Mario Cristobal and the Miami Hurricanes moving on. And a lot of times I think narratives take over, I don't know, popularity, social, the media in general.

11:45And this game's never been about that. And I think these guys proved that after November 1st, 69 days ago, I think is what it was. They made a simple decision to bring energy every single day into the building and just get a little bit better and find a way to be 1-0. And, you know, we haven't been home in a long time. You know, we've been on the road for five straight games, and it's because of their work, their commitment, their belief, and their trust,

12:09Rich Eisen:and the confidence to have in each other. And they're going home because that's where the national championship game is at Hard Rock. home of the Miami Hurricanes in the same way that the Niners hope that they're going to wind up in their building or the Rams wound up in their building and won it all or the Bucks wound up in their building and won it all can Miami do that against either Indiana or Oregon and Carson Beck again having his name sort of knocked down pegs for future NFL first round draft choice or knocked down as a possible college football national champion quarterback because Georgia wasn't interested in his services anymore.

12:56Rich Eisen:Had this to say, making the national championship game for his new school and team last night. It's been unbelievable. Obviously, almost exactly a year ago, I made the decision to come to this university. I remember me and Coach Chris Paul talking on the phone for the first time. I was sitting in Jacksonville in my house, in my room, and I just had a big smile on my face, and he had a big smile on his face, and he said, let's get to work. We really banded together and showed that we believe in connection, that we don't just fake it, that this team is really a family. And if our team really wasn't like that, I don't know if this win happens tonight.

13:34We really banded together. We believed in each other, and we never flinched in the face of adversity.

13:39Rich Eisen:All right. Here comes Indiana or Oregon. we'll find out who it is and as for Ole Miss we will see them in future years with Pete Golding as their head coach looks like Trinidad Chambliss for one more year unless why would he want to play one more year in college this dude is NFL ready I looked at him and I understand he's listed at 6-1 might be on top of a phone book we'd see it as the future combine but he's got a lot of old school Russ in him, man. He's really, really good. Gamer throws a good deep ball. Oh my word. He really impressed me through this run. And I guess the only question is whose quarterback is Lane going to steal in the portal?

14:20Rich Eisen:Hey now. Because it ain't going to be Washington's. That story keeps getting weirder and weirder. Until now he's back with the Huskies. But at any rate, looking forward to tonight's game. Looking forward to seeing what Miami can do on the night of the 19th against either Indiana or I think it's going to be Indiana all due respect to Oregon I think Indiana is a wagon and I think that'll be a great slobber knocker of a college football national championship game how about the 10 seat everybody that some folks were wondering didn't deserve to get in well Miami's proven they can win either way they played a tough physical game against Texas A &M right and then last night they put 30 plus on the board they are really really good and that kid tony tony make you feel good oh my word he can he's a home run hitter you know so um 844-204-rich is the number to dial in the program dennis leary is going to be in our number two right here on espn along with disney plus the espn app and espn radio but are you ready to bring your buddy out why not tj jefferson's bff who he doesn't like to mention is his BFF until I drag it out of him.

15:37Rich Eisen:But Ashton Kutcher is here, so there's no turning back. I guess not. Talk about his Bears against the Packers and more in a moment.

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19:36And, you know, he's like, you know, containing this outbreak, which is wild. It must be fun, though, to do something like this, right? It's so fun. It's so fun. Because also this guy is like a trillionaire. Like, billionaires are fine. This guy is a trillionaire. Don't mess around. You're like, well, yeah, I mean, it's a trillionaire. And so there's a weird sense of that. I have a friend who will remain nameless, very nice guy, who's a billionaire. And he once said to me, he was like, yeah, I told my wife, if money is the problem, it's not a problem. And when you lace into that mindset, you kind of go, if money is the problem, it's not a problem.

20:22And for this guy, nothing's a problem. because like if he got put in prison he probably just buy the prison and make it nice like it's there's not a version right of things going bad for this guy and it's really fun you just kind

20:35Rich Eisen:of dance on life when you described a friend of yours that's a really nice guy i thought you were meaning tj until you mentioned billionaire then i knew then i knew not my bff you know just another friend you know just another friend um so it's great to have you here man because obviously you're you're you're adjacent to the family if you're bffs with with tj jefferson i feel like i am I'm family. You are. You are family. Certainly since you've called into this show multiple times talking about your Chicago Bears. On the scale of one to out of your skull, how concerned, nervous, anxious are you for the Saturday night game against the Packers, Ashton Kutcher?

21:11So it's really weird. I love it. It's really weird because we as fans feel like our participation is necessary. like we actually i genuinely feel like if i'm not game ready by game time that could affect the outcome of the game like i know it's it doesn't make sense i genuinely feel like that right like i've i've spent the last like i know the packers very well first of all it's the packers which like anybody who's a bears fan is like like we almost just decided not to eat cheese anymore because the Packers are represented by cheese. Like, I will go on a dairy-free diet just to protest the Packers.

21:56Like, that's how hardcore I am. Understood. But I wouldn't want to hurt the dairy industry, so I won't do it. Yeah. You have a heart. I really don't like the Packers. And I know the Packers well. I know Caleb is going to be there to play. I know the team's going to be there to play, but I feel like I have to be there to play. So, how are we prepping? How are you prepping? Well, I mean, I've studied, like, Jordan loves tendencies. Okay. Like, you know, to start with, like if he rolls right, he can throw a medium or deep route. If he rolls left, he's a little bit unsure. There's a little bit of applause.

22:28He's probably going to throw a short route or run with the football. Yes. Like I've studied those tendencies and I'm going, are we game planning appropriately?

22:34Rich Eisen:And so therefore that you are so ready, you think Dennis Allen's defense will be better than ready because you're ready. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's right. And I feel like if there's an emergency button that I have to put, I don't know if I told you this, but I went to a game last season and Ryan Poles made the mistake of giving me his phone number. And so I blow him up about things that I see. And I'm sure that they don't matter at all. And I'm sure that they're not inconsequential. But I was watching the preseason and I was watching Luther Burden. And he's a rookie. And when it was a run play, he left his mouthpiece out every single time.

23:19And I'm like, Ryan, will you let Luther know that he's showing, he's giving a tell on every down, right? Like whether or not he's going to run or whether it's going to be a pass play. And then I noticed in the last game, he actually caught the ball, didn't have his mouthpiece in, and got clunked. But I don't know if it had anything to do. So your analysis has cost this man his teeth?

23:45Rich Eisen:Is that what you're saying? I don't know. What the hell? I just feel like any input I can have to dictate the outcome of the game, I need to be showing up and watching these things. I know that since Micah Parsons has been out, when the Green Bay Packers blitz, they go into a fuzzy zone, and it's pretty consistent, and we should be able to eat that up. I'm looking at injury reports. I've been watching Josh Jacobs for the last couple weeks. He's dinged up. He sure is. He's dinged up, and that's going to affect their running game. So they're probably going to be leaning into pass first. And so I know, like, on third and six, third and five even, we're likely not putting the ball in Jacobs' hands.

24:23I know if Jacobs is lined up a little closer to Love pre-snap, it's likely a run up the middle. If he lines up a little deeper, it's likely a run on the outside. I'm watching the game preparing for the Bear victory. You're in. You're locked. We got Kyler back. It's going to be a big deal. We got Rome back. Looks like he's coming back too. It's going to be a very big deal. And Colston, because of Rome's absence, Luther and Colston have really stepped up their game. And I think that that confidence that Caleb has, that he now has more, Adunze, Colston, Komet, and Burden. and you go, now he has a level of confidence with that entire receiving core that I don't think would have been there had it been not for the injury, I think that we're going to be on all four cylinders.

25:12Is it fair to say, Ashton Kutcher,

25:15Rich Eisen:that if it was the Rams or the Niners or even the Eagles or even the Seahawks, you'd feel more confident, but you're less confident because it is the Green Bay Packers and you're accustomed over the last two decades of sort of a result. A Caleb Haney moment while Jay Cutler's on the bicycle before he strolls down Rodeo Drive after the loss. What do you think? You know what I mean? There's some scars here. I think what happens, I think because it's the Packers, and I don't think it's relative to anything that they do, can do, can't do relative to San Francisco. I think San Francisco's playing some of the best ball.

26:00That was one of the most incredible games of the year. That was awesome. Seattle's defense right now is like, wow. That's blowing me away right now. But I think the Rams are very potent as well. You've got Puka, you've got Devontae coming back. Their run game has been exceptional. They have some defensive vulnerability. but the thing that concerns me about the Packers is we've already played them twice. And recently too.

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26:30Rich Eisen:It wasn't like week three, week five. Recently, exactly. It was weeks 14 and 16. And both games were very close. Yeah. And we won because of turnovers. Like, I'll call it, right? That's been your season though, right? It's been the fourth quarter comebacks and it's been the takeaways. It's a victory, but it's also a vulnerability. Because if the other team secures the ball and you don't get that turnover, that becomes a differential. So that concerns me. That's one. Two, last game we knocked Jordan Love out on a nasty hit. And there was another injury in that game that was a significant injury.

27:15I think it was Dobbs, right? I think Dobbs got knocked out of that game. and Jacobs was already hurt. And so in that game, they had like some serious weapon disadvantage and we just won it at the end of the game.

27:31Rich Eisen:Had to pull it out of an orifice to do it. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. And so that's what – and then you take that situation. They know what we're throwing at them because it's what we've been throwing at them. And we didn't get to see the Jordan Love offense in the last game. and so they've got like this weapon coming in and a full game of his weaponry we've got a we're at a little bit of a deficit of understanding on that yeah but i do think this if you look at the last three chicago bears games i think we've scored like we've ran 59 plays in the first half of the last three games.

28:14That's 20 plays in a half when we should be running 50 to 70 plays in a half because we've just been slow to start. And I think we have to start the Packers game like it's the fifth quarter. Like we're starting this game. It is the fifth quarter of the last game. And we got to come out and punch him in the mouth, like right off the bat. And if we do that, we win the football game. We move on to the playoffs. we then destroy whoever we play next and it's us versus seattle in the nfc championship ashton kutcher here on the rich eyes and show calling a shot where are you watching home you're at home are you going man what do we got i was gonna go to the game and then i promised my wife i'd go to

28:56Rich Eisen:the golden globes with her which is on sunday which is and i got to be in new york on monday and so i was like do i fly to chicago on saturday yeah and then fly back to la for the golden globes and then fly to New York? Yes. What do you mean? That's so easy. I can't do it. I can't. So I'm watching. I think I'm going to watch it at home. Wow. It'll be okay. It'll be all right. It'll be all right. Were you sweating out the, had you already committed to the Golden Globes prior to the schedule, the playoff schedule coming out? Were you sweating the playoff schedule's release? Ashton Cook. Well, at first I was like, okay, Golden Globes are on Sunday.

29:37if the game is on Saturday, I could still go to the game. I was playing calculus and trying to slow play it. But yeah, it was a...

29:47Rich Eisen:Amila's got to understand at this point in time. She would totally understand. Correct, sure. She would totally understand. I mean, your son's name is Bear, for crying out loud. His nickname. Okay. She wouldn't let me name him that.

30:03Did you try? Yes, of course I did. You put it on the table? How'd that go? By the way, I tried 20 different versions of like, I'm like, what about Bear? And she's like, you know, like Dr. Bear. And I'm like, that sounds good to me. Like, I would go to Dr. Bear. He almost had her locked in on Barrett. Remember for a while. No, and then we changed it to Barrett. It turns out there used to be a Barrett Kutcher, and he wasn't a very good guy. Okay. And he has a criminal record. We don't need that. And you don't need somebody Googling it. Sure. And then she had a premonition that the kid's name was Dimitri.

30:42And then so then that became his name. And then the nickname started on day one. Day one. Yeah. And I kept trying to say it wasn't about the Chicago Bears. I kept saying, no, it's Bear Bryant, who was like one of the greatest football coaches of all time. His name is Bear Bryant. That's a good. Yeah, yeah. He's a winner. I couldn't get it through. I couldn't get it. She wanted another syllable. i don't know understood but you tried wife but here's the thing with the golden gloves yes sir she i i told her that i would go she she would totally understand if i was like babe i have to go to the game she would totally understand and that's the reason why i'm staying okay if she was like a kind of person that was like did not would not totally understand and would be like no you told me you were going then i probably would go but because i think she's playing the psychology game with me anyway but because she's like i totally understand if you want to go you should go yes i now i feel like i have to stay okay so does that mean tj you're part of this mix now

31:45Rich Eisen:you're going you're watching tj's like always at your spot i mean if he wants to call me come watch the game of the big barn it's gonna go tj i'll probably be in the barn oh my god big screen baby let's go you know i mean you're you're fine to watch it with other people right like this is a big game right or do you need or you need space no i'm fine here's here's my okay here's the thing and i i have conversations with my wife about this all the time when you when i watch a football game yes it's like other people going to the movie theater like when you go to the theater you're not chit-chatting about how joe's doing right like you know i'm not like oh well how many beers you drink last night i'm we're watching the movie right yeah when i'm watching the game yeah we're watching the game and she and she says to me things like well your friends you talk to your friend i'm like about the games like i'm if we want to talk about the game about the player performance but i don't even in the commercials i want to talk about the game i don't want to talk about the fact that so-and-so is doing state farm now like i mean it's not interesting like That's not what we're here to do.

32:52We're here to watch the game because we have to dissect because us not paying attention could cause the team to lose.

32:59Rich Eisen:That's it. The game's on the line. If you are noticing a tendency, if somebody is putting even a slight bit of pressure on an outside toe. If I've got to send an emergency text into Ryan Poles at halftime, I need to send that text in. If I'm seeing something, he could funnel that down to the field. Could you imagine after the game, the Bears win, and it's some crazy play, crazy moment, and Ben Johnson. Hey, Ben, why did you do this thing? Well, Ashton Kutcher texted Ryan Poles during halftime, and he noticed this tendency of, you know, let's just call it somebody like, what, Musgrave or somebody like, just give me any old Packer, right?

33:40Rich Eisen:And you've noticed that tendency. Suddenly, here we go. The play's changed, and we credit Ashton Kutcher sitting at home. Good thing he wasn't at the Golden Globes. There's some things that I've been studying that I'm going to send him pregame. Attaboy. He's not lying. Like, he will tell me like I'm texting Ryan Poulos. I'm like, dude, really? He's like, no, look, seriously. And here's your meal. I'm like, would you leave that man alone? Like, he goes, no, no, no. He likes it. He likes it. Do we know? Did he tell Luther Burton to put his? I don't know if he told him or not, but he said, that's a good catch.

34:07It's early in season. But here's the thing. I don't know if he does anything, but I like to think that he does. Yeah, you're on mute. And he's still being nice to me. So I'm like, as long as he's still being nice to me, and he responds occasionally, I'm like, hey, it was a great game. Can you respond? I'm like, I'm in my rivals.

34:26Rich Eisen:This is amazing. Have you definitely, screw it, I'll just say, have you cleared the second weekend of February from your schedule? You're not working, right? That's my birthday. Is Super Sunday on your birthday? Super Sunday is always on my birthday. And my wife always goes, what do you want to do for your birthday? And I'm like, watch the Super Bowl. Is this year's Super Bowl the actual birthday for you? My birthday is on the 7th. I think the Super Bowl this year is on the 8th. I think it's Stafford's birthday, isn't it? Yeah. I think something like that. My birthday is always on the Super Bowl, which is like the greatest present I could possibly get.

35:01And the fact that the notion that the Bears would be there, I'll buy all of Levi's Stadium. Oh. I'll literally like, they'll be like, what's this? It's the Kutcher section. I'll literally mortgage a house to be at that game if I have to. If the Bears are there, forget it. I'm calling polls. I'm going to be on the sideline. I'm going to be like, Brian, Brian, you got to hook it up, man.

35:25Rich Eisen:You want to lead the good, better, best chant. That's what you want to do, man. Oh, my God. Ashton Kutcher is here on the Rich Eisen Show. So it's Stafford's birthday is the same. Stafford is also the seventh. Yeah, you and Stafford share a birthday. Stafford's a fine human. He is that. What's up with all these good-looking guys getting born on the 7th? I don't know. Maybe they're getting the shot from the beauty. What do you think? Me, Stafford, Garth Brooks, Chris Rock. Is that right? Charles Dickens. Yeah, I'm going through the list right now. Really? Brooks Nader, if you've ever heard of her.

35:57Okay. Let's see. James Spader? James Spader. James Spader's a killer. Yes. I mean, what a great guy. Who else have we got? Over there, Chris.

36:07Rich Eisen:I'm kind of going down. A bunch of these people I've never heard of. Steve Nash. Steve Nash. We all get to celebrate our birthday with the Super Bowl. All the same weekend. It's a gift. Go figure that out. Robert Smigel. That's cool. FX is the Beauty premieres with three episodes on Wednesday, January 21st at 9 p.m. Eastern on FX and Hulu. We're going to take a break. We'll come back. We'll just talk. We'll just chop up a little bit more right here with Ashton Kutcher right here on the Rich Eisen Show on ESPN, as well as Disney Plus. Back here in a minute.

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38:20Rich Eisen:Visit Pella.com slash Eisen today. That's Pella.com slash Eisen. Ashton Kutcher, when you're out and about, when people see you, they mention what from your career? What's the thing that you get the most when you're stopped by people? I mean, it's like either you got punked. No kidding. Punked is still being brought up to you from back in the day? Yeah, it's still like, are you punking me? Like that kind of thing still happens. Sure, I got you. Okay. People are just like being friendly and like trying to start a conversation. sure or do where's my car like those two those two like or and then and then i'm like no and then and then they really feel it really people really enjoy that i just all i have to say is no and then right and that's a victory it's a though like those two things are very lexicon-y kind of no kidding because i would have thought obviously 70s show maybe or well sometimes it's like damn Jackie I can't control the weather like if I say damn Jackie I can't control the weather like that gets a rise that like people are like will you just say it so I can video you saying it and I'm like well you have a video of me saying it on the show but I'll do it again sure so that one happens a lot um know the problem what's that I'm too good looking that one oh no I just say that regularly your problem is that I'm too good looking like that is that that might be my favorite joke from 70s show right um and then sometimes every once in a while there'd be a big two and a half men fan that'll come and like you know shoot me some line for the show and i'll be okay of course you did 90 million of them i mean it's so so many of them for you to recall i think i like counted it up at one point and i think i've done like almost a thousand episodes of various television shows shows and i don't remember the line from the thing but like i i always i whenever people come up and are fans of like any of the i'm so grateful sure like i i still am like in awe every single day that i get a chance i get to play i can do play pretend for a job and that's like a really fun thing that like i don't think very many people get the honor of like being able to call that a job sure and um and i'm just grateful that people keep putting up with me and watching things that i do it's really it's really like you because you have no control over it right like you make things you make them the best you can and either people like it or they don't like it and you you try to like work with people and associate with people that are going to elevate the stuff that you're doing but like anytime a fan comes up and is like appreciative of of your work Like, it's like, that's just the best feeling in the world.

41:17Rich Eisen:That's pretty cool, man. And I'm glad you mentioned that. But Punk'd as well. I mean, TJ tells, you tell stories all the time, TJ, about back in the day. Were you at one point, like, particularly concerned that you were going to get sued or for your safety or something like that because of the stuff that you were pulling in a, you know, in a way that, you know, obviously celebrities were not expecting? at all we always had lawyers in the control room at all times yeah and like would consistently be checking in on them with them relative to what we were doing sure there was there were like a couple times where i actually like felt bad like i act because i because for me the whole thing was like when it stops being funny it's over right the moment like you want to drive it right to the edge where it's like not going to be funny anymore and then you and then you call it right because you don't actually want like someone to freak out like you want you want them to like freak out a little bit yeah like it's funny when people friends get hurt that's like a kelso line sure um but but so it's like a little funny but like you don't want to get really hurt right of course um and there was like i think we were doing like busta rhymes and we were on an air air strip and he was in the plane and we had the plane get surrounded and said that there was a bomb on the plane not that funny anymore right back then some of these things don't age very well because then actual things happen yes you go like right oh whoa that's not okay and like right but like in that case and he was so freaked out that he got he just ran off the plane and just started running and like ran like three miles and I had to go like run him down like Forrest Gump like kept going he just kept running and he was caught and it was like where did he go like somebody's gotta have eyes on him and I like caught him like two miles down the road he's fast like really fast i but i and i like that i felt bad because he was like genuinely like that level scared right um and then there was like one time and name shall not be named where like firearms got pulled and like that was a little scary damn um that was like you know pulled plugged out done and it was over it never aired um and then there was one time where we had a baseball player that was in the middle of a contract negotiation uh-huh with moving from one very fancy team to another very fancy team okay and um he that wasn't public yet and he really and he was talking about it in the during with somebody privately or at least he thought it was privately and then and then i go well that at that point he has a reasonable assumption of privacy and therefore and it was like legally it was like a little but he was very upset and like we just destroyed all the tape and just we okay never aired anything that the person didn't sign off on airing sure and and that was like my big because i have i like privacy i appreciate privacy i think everybody should have a right to privacy and so i don't i don't think it's cool to just shove a camera in someone's face and just air that right and so unless somebody explicitly wrote i am okay with this being aired we'd never aired anything there's a lot of footage that where we spent copious amounts of money doing very elaborate stunts that just never ever made it to air never made it air but another part about it too that you talk about all the time tj is the number of people that were sort of the bit players in the pranks became eventually major stars, right?

45:18Rich Eisen:Like you had some serious people who at the time weren't very well known, right? Yeah, well, it was Dax Shepard's like first job. Right. We had BJ Novak who then went on to do The Office and then directed an amazing film called Vengeance. I'm in it. BJ was on there. Who else? Jill Wagner. Whitney Cummings. Whitney Cummings. We had Bill Hader, Caitlin Olsen. Yeah. Steve Ranazizi. I mean, Ryan Pinkston. There was a lot of people who got the first job. It was like their first gig. And it was funny. I remember Bill Hader was on the show, and he was awesome. And at one point, he came to me, and he was like, hey, man, I have a chance to be on SNL.

46:01I'm like, well, quit this show. Better do SNL. What do you do? Of course. Right. And I had a really good relationship with Lorne Michaels. And that was always my dream just to be on SNL one day. Sure. And so the fact that he had a chance to be a player on SNL, I was like, well, this is – and at the time there was only like really two professional improv jobs you could do. But also there were times, especially with Dax, because Dax would like push things right to the edge and he wasn't afraid to fight. So there were times that like we were back there and it was like, okay, dude, pull back, pull back.

46:42He's like, no, no, I got this. And you're like, no, dude, you don't got this. It was, yeah, there were some times that it was like a little close.

46:50Rich Eisen:I love it, man. Listen, our radio audience is about to go away. So thanks for coming on, is one way of me just saying. And FX is the Beauty premieres with three episodes Wednesday, January 21st at 9 p.m. on FX and Hulu. It's the latest Ryan Murphy can't miss. We got to see project. Thanks for coming on. The Ridge Eisen show podcast. Monster energy. Everybody knows white monsters. Zero ultra. That's the OG. It kicked off this whole zero sugar energy drink thing, but ultra is a whole line. I'm now you've got strawberry dreams, blue Hawaiian sunrise and vice guava, and they all bring the monster energy punch.

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