Hour 3: Deshaun Watson Gets the W, the 3-0 Raiders, plus College Football Week 4 Reactions

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1:16Earlier on the show, seven-time National Championship head coach Nick Saban. Coming up, ESPN NFL analyst Marcus Spears. And now, Rich Eisen.

1:34Rich Eisen:hour number three of the rich eisen show is on the air 844-204-RICH number to dial on the weather tech fan line uh we already had a great conversation in hour one with nick saban joined us uh hour two marcus spears in his usual spot if you missed any of it there's our youtube channel there's also our disney plus page as soon as this show is over you click on that and you can watch all three hours. You can listen to all three hours through our podcast network as well. Overreaction Monday. Chris Brockman and I recorded that earlier today. Consume it at your leisure. We would greatly appreciate that.

2:09Rich Eisen:And again, we can chat at 844-204-RICH number to dial because one thing that we know for sure is we know little for sure. Right? The number of times... Kurt Warner hates it when we ask him on game day morning to make a season-long prediction. Hates it. Hates it when we ask him that before a game's been played. Hates it. Hates being asked who's a complete team through two weeks, which we did on game day morning on Sunday. Worst thing he hates is when we ask if this is the most complete Chiefs team ever. We've asked him that question every year Mahomes has been in the league. because he basically wants to say i don't know do you who the hell knows because in the nfl as marcus spears said in his appearance in hour two bill parcells you're just seven days removed from being in the penthouse to the outhouse the nfl that's the way it works for instance just in this for instance going into the season todd munkin in his first year as head coach the Cleveland Browns.

3:17Rich Eisen:First year as head coach in the National Football League. Names Deshaun Watson the starter after he soils the bed in Cleveland, Ohio, in the second half of a third preseason game. Everything's set up for him. Everything is set up for him to do this. Or in his preseason game to back up Shador Sanders. Todd Munkin was going to separate the starts. We'll give you one start. We'll give you one start. And then we'll make a decision. And the start that Todd Munkin gave Deshaun Watson was the first one. Maybe not because he was first in the position, but it wasn't at home where he is not popular. You know?

4:08Rich Eisen:Say the least. You know? Like Jack Walsh with the Chicago Police Department. Remember that? For Midnight Run? Why are you not popular? Go figure that. They made him a captain. Not popular with Chicago Police Department. He's not popular with the Cleveland Browns fan base. Okay. And he gets booed. He's unhappy because he remembers when he got cheered for the wrong reasons. Says so. Shares that. Todd Monkens says, you're my starter anyway. And Browns fans are like, what? And we're all sitting here saying, what a holy hot heck of a mess this is going to be. certainly because you look down the road and their first home game is week three and they in week one get the doors blown off them by the Jacksonville Jaguars and we're like okay they're gonna go to Tampa and Baker Mayfield is going to destroy them and roll the Cleveland Browns back to their home opener with a quarterback who is unstartable am i wrong did i miss anything on this front i don't think so no and yet who comes out of tampa with the w deshaun watson and because he's making plays he made enough plays let's put it that way and he starts against the carolina panthers and he finds harold fanon not once but twice for touchdowns.

5:41Rich Eisen:And the Browns defense does the rest against the Panthers offense that just lit up Atlanta like their last name was Sherman. Wow. I did that. Nice. Thank you. Mixing history and sports. Sports history. And Bryce Young looked mortal and Deshaun Watson looked happy. Now, at one point, he had to come out of the game, and Shador came in for a play with the game on the line. Yeah, late in the game in the red zone. And then Watson comes back in, and fans are booing. And Watson extends a play. He was doing it with his legs, man. And found the game-winning touchdown for his first regular season win at home in almost two years.

6:34Rich Eisen:and the Browns have the Pittsburgh Steelers coming into their house in three days for an opportunity to go 3-1 how about them apples and then they visit the Jets before welcoming in the Ravens and as much as you want to slag on the Browns as the Browns and all of that sort of stuff the Browns at home in division just ask Bengals fans you know what I mean Steelers fans even with Mike T he had trouble going to Cleveland what the hell is going on this is why I had the Browns as a sleeper team because also defensively I'll always cape for my Wolverines that Mason Graham is a problem and he's in the middle right now with Verse and everybody else And they got a lot of fun, young offensive players, man.

7:33Denzel Boston, Fannin. All right. Let's hear from the winning quarterback, Deshaun Watson. That's amazing. I mean, it's great. You know, I just wanted to finish the job for him. So, yeah, it was the one moment I got a little teary-eyed, you know, just feeling that energy because, you know, I put so much work to get back here, you know, to be in this moment here, to be able to show that I can finish these drives, finish these games, and get W's for the city and this organization. this is what all the hard work and all the the beliefs, the prayers, everything that I you know, put myself through the last 22 months to be able to stand in front of the crowd and on that field to finish the job and I want to keep improving, keep trying to get better each every day, each week and we got a big one Thursday

8:16Rich Eisen:That's the quarterback of the Browns who came up with consecutive game winning drives in the fourth quarter for the team for the first time since 2018 when Baker did it this is crazy consecutive games with two or more passing touchdowns and no interceptions for the first time since 2020 way back before Browns fans knew they were born to boo him

8:43Rich Eisen:Browns haven't won two in a row at home since 2023 when they won their last six at home holy flacko Batman what's going on Springsteen was gonna name the song Born to Boo Him, but then they changed the year. It sounded better. All right, Todd Munkin. He came up with his first win as a Browns head coach in Tampa against Baker. When he says Browns are going to Browns F that, that should be on a bumper sticker. What do you have to say after his first home win as a Browns coach? I've got the greatest fans in the world, man. All Browns fans want to be as part of something special. Something to cheer about.

9:22Just give you a chance. play tough, play physical that's what they want and the better we play the more we deserve to be shared when you don't you don't that's what we live by hold on, I'm not done yet I appreciate it I'm on a little bit of a roll here let me enjoy the moment but I didn't finish Deshaun yet how cool, really We had not coached well enough on offense. We had not played well enough. He probably didn't play as well as he wanted, right? But to get knocked down, then to come back in and make a play, and then the two-point conversion is about him. It was about that, the drive before that, too.

10:11We stalled.

10:15But we're certainly more than capable. But I'm really happy for him.

10:20Rich Eisen:He's so good. Todd Munkin. Hold on a second. I'm not done. I'm on a roll. You must be butter. Todd Munkin is butter right now, man. If they beat the Steelers on Thursday night, they're three and one ahead of the Steelers in the standings. Who's after that? Let's keep it. They're at the Jets. And then the Ravens come into their house. Then they're at the Titans, at Pittsburgh, at New Orleans. Three in a row on the road. Let's go. Let's go. they are not the doormats. They're not homecoming. I think you could safely say that about the Browns through three weeks with Todd Munkin, right? They're not homecoming.

11:01Rich Eisen:They play hard. Home for Houston. Oh, my God. Houston coming in? The team that traded Deshaun to them? Yeah. They're 0-3 right now? Deshaun's two games better than the Texans? Who had that on their bingo card? We didn't even have Deshaun starting week three on bingo card. No. Oh, no, definitely not. Damn, man. Let's go to the WeatherTech fan line right now. Adam in Colorado Springs wants to chime in. He's been holding on for two hours to say something. What's up, Adam? Hey, Rich and the guys at the studio. I've been a long-time listener on the podcast. First time calling in. Thank you for doing that.

11:47Rich Eisen:We appreciate it. Absolutely. Absolutely. So I want to talk about my Minnesota Vikings. I've been a Vikings fan since 99. And so I really don't get really excited much these seasons anymore. But my friend told me a great quote, and it's watching the Minnesota Vikings offense has been like watching an F1 team hand the keys to the car to Stevie Wonder. We cannot get it right at quarterback, Rich. and I want to know what can we do going forward that will give us some solidity or some solidarity at the quarterback position. I'm losing my mind up there. I don't know, man. Kevin O 'Connell does know what he's doing, don't you think, at the end of the day?

12:32Rich Eisen:I know you could sit here and say, well, he had Sam, then they let him go, and then they had J.J., and that didn't work out. He's now a giant. Officially didn't work out now for them. But does it matter who plays quarterback? right now for this team with the way the defense is balling out? I don't know. I don't know. As long as you don't – I agree with you, Rich, but, again, I'm Vikings fan here. I've not rings in the case. I at least won a Super Bowl appearance in my lifetime. And it seems like we get every other position right but the quarterback. I mean, we had generational talent at receiver with Randy Moss, and now we've got JJ.

13:08We had Adrian Peterson, but Christian Ponder. You know, what are we doing here? We can't seem to kind of put it all together. And I just, I love KOC. I think the new GM has got things figured out, but it's been frustrating and disheartening. I'm kind of numb, if it makes sense. We don't really have two bad seasons to get a top five pick, but then we also don't have much success in the postseason either. Let me help you out here.

13:37Rich Eisen:Adam, let me help you out here. Are you aware your team's 3-0? I am, yes, Rich. Oh, good. I do. Isn't that lovely? I do have my Vikings every year. Isn't that lovely? But again, I don't get excited until the postseason. No one, but you're 3-0. I've seen great seasons for us to just fizzle out. Well, the defensive side of the ball is championship quality. Can we agree on that? Oh, absolutely. Okay. So you're halfway home. I think I'm going to be the next number one pass rusher in the league. You're halfway home. Justin Jefferson's healthy. He's championship quality at that position, correct, wouldn't you say?

14:07Rich Eisen:Absolutely. Okay. The head coach, I think, is championship quality. He's been there and he's done that in places where winning happens a lot. So let me just put it this way, Adam. You're halfway there. It's week three. The issue is, and thank you for the call here on the WeatherTech fan line. Listen.

14:29Rich Eisen:Kyler Murray, a quarterback. I don't know what to make of him. You know, like I watch him play. I like to be calm You know what I mean I'm a New Yorker You know I'm a native New Yorker I'm a native Jewish New Yorker Which means I'm built with a certain Sense of you know Dread, guilt Anxiety, angst You know what I mean Mike it's similar to New Jersey Italians There's some angst You know what I mean I agree. It's like living in Philadelphia. You need a little bit of ootsiness. You know what I mean? Yes. But when I go home, I just kind of like being chill and quiet, right? May not be the spot with three kids and two dogs.

15:23Rich Eisen:You have a lot going on. One of them is a puppy. My place is great. Walking in the closets like Najee Davenport. Hey now. Whoa. I'm going to keep making that joke just for you, TJ. I appreciate this. I'm going wherever she wants. And if they don't know, they're going to get it. Listen, I watched Kyler Murray play, and it's just so frenetic. Do you remember when we did the Super Bowl in Miami, and they served us cafecitos? Oh, yeah. But I'm a coffee drinker. And they're like, no, this is different. That's one thing. The look on your face after you had that is embedded in my brain. I'll never forget.

15:58Rich Eisen:My heart raced. It was like, okay, had I had the technology of the ring on my phone at that point, it would have closed. That ring would have been closed on the spot. Yeah, you were like, ah. That's where he's watching him. Like, he fades back, and it's just like his feet go, go, go, go, go, go, go. And then, wait a minute, I got to go, go, go, go, go. I got to go run here. And then he throws it, all that, and he puts his entire body into it. That's how he's always played, though. I know. I need, like, his whoop stats. You know, like, you wear the thing, and you want to see how fast he's moving, and his heart rate spiking and all that.

16:30I just want it to be, like, I don't know, dial it down to nine? I don't know. Well, nine was an issue. That's why they got rid of him. Okay, very good. All right, look at you. Which I did say they should trade for. I don't know. Good job, DJ. Thank you.

16:44Rich Eisen:You know, he's got a massive contract. He's won enough games. He doesn't have that. Yesterday, again. Someone else is paying. Not a single red zone drive yesterday. Second time in 20 seasons, the Vikings didn't record a single snap in the red zone and still won. And again, he's made his now second start, didn't finish one. Wentz made the other start. The Vikings have been outgained by 244 yards. Justin Jefferson did get hurt yesterday. Second worst differential in total yards by any 3-0 team in history after the 2020 Seahawks. Justin Jefferson did go out. Just two catches, 32 yards. Left the game in the first quarter.

17:31Rich Eisen:And they did just enough. because defensively, four or more sacks in three straight games to begin a season for the second time since the team sacks stat was officially tracked in 1963. And next up for the Vikings, after they knocked Baker out finally and ran him around and ran him into the ground and dislocated his thumb. Next up. I mean, if there's anybody in that building that does not know what Brian Flores wants to do to the Miami Dolphins, they need to Google it. Right. So Kyler will have his first home, hopefully for him, full opportunity to get things going on offense. And if the guy can play in the Kevin O 'Connell system in a manner that is successful for him, well, then his future's set, either there or somewhere else.

18:32Rich Eisen:or they'll just say, Carson Wentz, the floor is yours because we're done with this nonsense. Our caller from Colorado Springs is like, let's see if you're going to be the next veteran to suddenly find a new lease. That's Justin. That's Jordan. Let's go. I don't know because with this defense, just the first thing I was told by the boss of NFL Network before going to my Super Bowl for the first time at NFL Network. Steve Bornstein. I can't say what he said exactly, but I'll say it like him. Hall of Fame executive just got the lifetime achievement awarded the Emmys. Yes, he did. Steve Bornstein.

19:23Rich Eisen:And part of the reason why is because he was smart enough to have hired me twice. How many times? Twice. Two times. Two times. Thank you. Before we went to our first Super Bowl, he told me something very simple. He knocked on my office door, actually. Gave me my first office, actually, as a sports broadcaster. It was great. At any rate, he knocks on the office door. Richie, boy, go to the Super Bowl. It's going to be big. Don't F it up. Good advice. And he used the four-letter word. Not don't. Not just don't. That's what he said to me. That's essentially what Kevin O 'Connell should tell anybody quarterbacking this team right now with this defense.

20:08Rich Eisen:It's what C.J. Stroud should have been told by D 'Amico Ryans in the second quarter of that divisional playoff loss in New England. It's what Drake May should have been told in the fourth quarter of week one this year. Don't F it up. That's it. But Kyler Murray, my God. I don't know. Maybe it's me. Maybe I need to take something. More cafecito. Definitely not. He's like a quarterback cafecito, that guy. Honestly, he snapped the ball. It's just the quarterback. And I'm like, oh, my God. Is it me? Maybe it is. Might be. Maybe it is. 844-204-RICH will take your phone calls. When it comes to your home, Pella Windows and Doors are the experts at taking care of you and your home.

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24:00Rich Eisen:Hire right the first time with LinkedIn Hiring Pro. Get started by posting a free job at linkedin.com slash Eisen. College football. Let's talk college football. um listen you stay at this job long enough and you talk about somebody who in the middle of a five sack game gets flagged for urinating um well pardon me simulating urination i i i can't even figure this thing out what's the what's the phrase that the official used like this was like a beer commercial when the when the official in the um texas and tennessee game flagged colin simmons for quote simulating using the restroom i mean that's about now listen i don't mean to um you know push back here but that could mean a lot well you know what i mean correct like the original disgusting act could have been that way too but as we found out randy Moss was just merely mooning Packers fans because that's what Packers fans did to him and the Vikings when they would arrive to Lambeau Field via bus.

25:16Rich Eisen:You know, could have been brushing his teeth but I mean, this one was absurd. You know, Sark blamed society afterwards. See that one? Society is what, you know, kids are doing things for clicks now because that's society. anything except blaming the actual person who did it well i mean he did he did condemn the act if you will colin simmons um to his credit apologized afterwards that's good he did use the words that he was feeling himself colin i would use a different phrase i mean i mean he made a play we saw that colin that's why he got flagged 15 yards But in the midst of a five-sack performance.

26:03I mean, again, five sacks. He was feeling himself.

26:06Rich Eisen:And Tennessee almost came back and won it, getting an onside kick that the SEC officiating department today sent out a statement saying they were wrong in giving the ball to Tennessee. Oh, no way. Yes, Tennessee should have been flagged and tried to kick again. Could you imagine if Tennessee had come back? That made Michigan's Western Michigan victory, which it was. That would have made that like a mere popcorn visit. So much has happened in the first month of the college. By the way, can I ask a question? Why is Texas beating Tennessee or Tennessee almost beating Texas and Florida smacking around Ole Miss?