Hour 3:  O’Shea Jackson Jr’s Top 5 Pet Peeves, plus Rams, Colts, Packers & Dolphins ‘NFL Win/Loss Game’

29 May 2026 · 45 min · 13 chapters

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In short

O’Shea Jackson Jr. hosts a sports segment where callers play an NFL “win/loss game” projecting 2026 records for teams (Packers, Dolphins, Rams, Colts), plus his “Top 5 pet peeves” list.

Guests/backgrounds

Ramona Shelburne (ESPN senior NBA writer, Emmy-nominated host). Callers: James (Green Bay Packers fan; season-ticket family), Harry (14-year-old Miami Dolphins fan), Chris Brockman (mentioned as a Packers/football figure), Ramon (Jacksonville caller, Colts fan).

Key claims

Packers finish 12-5 and win the North; Dolphins go 13-0 (with a joking 72-0 Bills prediction); Rams win the West with a 14-3 regular season projection; Colts are projected to struggle heavily (Ramon predicts mostly losses).

Notable examples

Packers losses include Vikings (Week 1) and Rams (Week 9); Dolphins beat Chiefs and Jets but lose to Lions and Bills; O’Shea’s pet peeves include “Hector the Convector” daily 3 p.m. thunderstorm and “hippopotamostrosis quipidollophobia” (fear of big words).

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Engaging the Audience

1:07 to 1:54

O'Shea invites listeners to call in and participate in discussions.

“Live from the Rich Eisen Show studio in Los Angeles.”

Green Bay Packers Win/Loss Analysis

1:54 to 7:48

A caller discusses predictions for the Green Bay Packers' 2026 season record.

“If you want to talk to Shea or us or do play the win-loss game, make sure you ring us up right now.”

Miami Dolphins Win/Loss Predictions

7:48 to 13:04

Another caller makes bold predictions for the Miami Dolphins' season.

“I don't know much about Green Bay, but stay warm.”

O'Shea Jackson Jr.'s NFL Predictions

13:04 to 14:01

O'Shea begins to share his own predictions for the Los Angeles Rams' schedule.

“The Dolphins' win total, by the way, in Vegas is 4.5.”

NFL Win/Loss Predictions

14:01 to 18:11

The hosts discuss game predictions for the upcoming NFL season.

“I think that's going to be one of those annoying games, you know, the altitude.”

Mike Del Tufo's Feats and Patrick Mahomes

18:39 to 26:24

The hosts welcome back radio friends and discuss a feat by Mike Del Tufo, followed by thoughts on Patrick Mahomes' recovery.

“Yeah, the clip that we just showed of Mike Del Tufo planking with extra weight on his back.”

O'Shea Jackson Jr's Top Pet Peeves

26:24 to 28:00

O'Shea Jackson Jr shares his top five pet peeves, discussing quirks and societal observations.

“These are the top five things that bother me.”

O’Shea Jackson Jr’s Top Pet Peeves

28:00 to 33:40

O'Shea Jackson Jr. shares his top five pet peeves, including observations about eels and thunderstorms.

“I haven't even seen anyone speak about a Plymouth Prowler in how long.”

The Truth About Pandas

33:41 to 34:28

O'Shea discusses the peculiarities of pandas and their perceived rarity in ancient China.

“And also, as an honorable mention, pandas aren't real.”

Wombat Facts and Head Size

35:38 to 36:33

A light-hearted discussion about wombat defecation and humorous head size comparisons.

“And wombats, when they defecate, it comes out cubed.”
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NFL Win/Loss Predictions: Colts

36:33 to 42:01

Listeners call in to discuss NFL predictions for the Colts' upcoming season.

“Do we want to do Cowboys, Colts, or Niners?”

Colts and Jaguars Game Predictions

42:01 to 43:16

Discussing predictions for the Colts' performance against the Jaguars and the upcoming draft prospects.

“Shadour, I think Shadour is going to take the reins at that point.”

Conclusion and Farewell

43:16 to 43:33

Wrapping up the show with reflections and gratitude to listeners.

“Maybe it's for the draft, but, man, that was a fun one.”
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0:01This is what everyone is talking about. Everything is on the table. This is what champions come to take. This is what everyone came to see. And the slam! No do-overs. No second chances. No more Mr. Nice Guy. This is Winner Take All. And it's all happening now on the home of the NBA Finals. Don't miss it. June 3rd on ABC and the ESPN app. This is The Rich Eisen Show. Hey, everybody. Can't get enough of The Rich Eisen Show? You're in luck. You can find us everywhere. Watch us weekdays on Disney Plus from noon to 3 Eastern. Miss the show? We've got a podcast so you can listen anytime. But here's the best part.

0:49Our YouTube channel. Subscribe at youtube.com slash richeisenshow and you'll never miss a moment. Now, on with the show. This is the Rich Eisen Show. That's like alarm clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With guest host O'Shea Jackson Jr. Live from the Rich Eisen Show studio in Los Angeles. Earlier on the show, ESPN senior NBA writer Ramona Shelburne. Many time Emmy nominated host Rich Eisen. Coming up, your phone calls, latest news and more. And now, sitting in for Rich, O'Shea Jackson Jr.

1:33Oh, hey. Didn't hear you come in. How you doing? What's going on? Who let this guy here? Sitting in for Rich Steele. O'Shea Jackson Jr. on the Rich Eisen Show. What up? Doing amazing things. Amazing things for the public. So I feel like we got some phone calls, do we not? Call us. Call us. Where are my callers? 844-204-RICH. Yeah, yeah. If you want to talk to Shea or us or do play the win-loss game, make sure you ring us up right now. Yeah, we haven't had any one-loss games. We got a couple. Yeah, we're going to do some right now. A couple right here. James and Green Bay. Let's do it. James and Green Bay.

2:06James, what up, man? Hey, guys. I appreciate you taking my call. What up, man? Of course. Absolutely, brother. It's cracking. What are we doing right now?

2:18Getting ready to do a little work and then enjoy a nice weekend off with the family. That's what's up. I love that, man. Now, you're in Green Bay. I'm guessing Packers fan because you might just be in Green Bay. We're doing a win-loss for the Packers, correct? Yeah, I'm a lifer. Yeah, big-time Packer fan. White's family season ticket holder, so always a joke that I married her for the tickets. Big Packer fan. Are you denying this, James? Yeah, did you? Even a little part? I mean, I won't comment. Yeah, thank you. It's a plus. It's a bonus from marriage, you know. You go to Disneyland, sometimes you need Disney Plus.

2:58Come on, man. Love, honor, respect, and share Packers tickets. Yeah, man. So let's get into it, man. Let's get into this win-loss for the Green Bay Packers for the 2026 season. First week we got at Minnesota, man. Talk to me. Yeah, I love how we normally start the season. But with the running back situation currently, defense is question mark without Micah. I'm going to actually say we go lose to Kyler and the Vikings. Oh, starting off 0-1, man. All right, now week two at Rich Eisen's New York Jets. We're going to beat the Jets. Okay, 1-1. 1-1. Doing great things now at home against the Atlanta Falcons.

3:45Lambo's a different animal. We're definitely winning that home opener on Thursday Night Football. Okay, got to love that. Nice 2-1. You know, you're on the positive end of things. How about at Tampa Bay? I actually think we're going to lose one more here against the Bucs in Tampa. Okay, two and two. Not bad, not bad. What about at home against the dreaded Chicago Bears? The Bears. We're going to take the home win against the Bears. Much improved. It's not an automatic win anymore, but we're winning at home. That's what I'm talking about, man. And that would have been against TJ's Dallas Cowboys at home, though.

4:26Yeah, Cowgirls are going home not happy, that's for sure. Okay, you're 4-2 now. What about at Detroit against those Lions? I'd argue that he's probably right. The division's tough as it has been for years now. We're going to lose to Detroit in Detroit. Oh, man, dude, I'm the realest right here, man. All right, now what about at home against those Panthers? We're going to get our game back from last year where we looked flat and terrible. We're going to beat the Panthers at home. Okay, you are now 5-3 as you go into New England, Chris Brockman. I won't make fun of their quarterback situation because I think he is a stud, but we're going to pull one off on the road.

5:08Cake May, what? Oh, that's right there. All right, so now you are 5-4? You said they were going to win? Oh, yeah, he said Packers are going to win. Oh, Packers are going to win? Oh, man, you're 6-3 right there? Yeah, 6-3. Okay, now week 10, you're at home against those Vikings again, bro. Yeah, we're going to win the home. Lambeau's just different. NFC North's tough, but we're winning. Okay, now got a bye week now. Coming down to Los Angeles to see my Los Angeles Rams, man. Whose house? I actually think we're going to lose this game. LA's loaded. They're still tough. Stafford knows how to win football games.

5:49They're going to win that game. Okay, now you've got to travel some more to those Saints, man. How are we feeling about that? We're going to win one at New Orleans. Okay, this is still a pretty good season right here. Now, what about at home against Buffalo? I'm excited for that game. I've never actually seen Josh Allen in person, so I'm hoping I get to see him, but the Packers are going to win that one. That's what I'm talking about, man. Miami at home against Miami. I'm happy for Malik, but he's not going to take one from J-Love. So Packers win that one. Okay, now in Chicago on Christmas. I'm back and forth on this one.

6:38My heart's outweighing it, and I hope just because I can't stand Bears fans, we're taking that one even in Chicago. As you should. Now, at home against the Texans. We're going to beat the Texans. Oh, my goodness, bro. I'm loving this. Now, what about the last game of the season at home against these Detroit Lions, man? I actually think the Lions come in and fight for their life. Dan Campbell's got them playing good, and we're going to lose the last game of the year. Okay, okay. Chris, what do you got? Have you got them at 12-5? DJ, 12-5? See, I got 11-6. Everyone's got 12? We got 12-5s in my year right here.

7:22I'll go with you guys. The voice in your head. 12-5, the Green Bay Packers. Not a bad year at all. 12-5, that wins the North. Yeah, I think we got a solid chance. I'm hoping we can make a deeper playoff run with the extension of the coaching, and hopefully Jay Love can take the next step. And I appreciate you guys taking my call. Love the show. Thanks, brother. Absolutely, James. I don't know much about Green Bay, but stay warm.

7:55All right, man, 12-5. Not mad at that. Not mad at that at all. All right, let's keep it moving. Let's go to Harry in Georgia. Harry in Georgia. Harry, what's up, man? Hello. Hey, how are you? I'm doing good. I'm ready to do the win-loss game for the Dolphins. Harry, have you called in before? Yes. I knew it. You did it last year, right? What did you have the Dolphins last year? Do you remember? Probably something buns. I don't know. How old are you, Harry? I'm 14. Okay. My man. What a soldier. I like him already. Miami Dolphins win loss. Here we go. Yeah, let's get it. All right. In Vegas against my father's beloved Raiders.

8:45And mine. And Jay Fowler. About to make your father's side. We're going to win that one. Oh! Starting off 1-0. Now, I'm going to still need your help, man, because you're going into San Francisco with my rival, the San Francisco 49ers. Please tell me you got me. Probably going to lose that one. All right, all right, one and one. All right, now, at home against those Kansas City Chiefs. We're beating the Chiefs, man. I hate the Chiefs. Yeah. That's my dog. All right, now, at Minnesota, talk to me. Man, my brother's a Vikings fan, so we're going to win that one. Yes, sir. Three and one. Now, what about at home against the Bengals?

9:29I think the Bengals will be better, but I think we're going to win that one. That's what I'm talking about. A nice, solid 4-1 for the Dolphins so far. You got the bye, but then you have to go to New York against Rich's New York Jets. What are we talking? Jets are buns. We're going to win that one. Five and one. All right, and then at home against Chris Brockman's beloved New England Patriots. Boo. Come on, Harry. Well, I think we're going to win that one, I think. That is what I'm talking about, man. Six and one. Now, how about at home against the Detroit Lions? I think we're going to lose. Okay, okay.

10:12Hey, bring it back. They're going on a nice streak with them. All right, now you're going to Indianapolis for the Colts. I have no idea how good the Colts are going to be, but I think the bottom of change is going to do good that game. So we're going to win that one. Okay. I'm loving that. Loving that. Next we got Al at Buffalo in November. Well, Malik, I know Malik Willis is used to the cold, but I don't think anybody else is. So we're probably going to lose that one. Okay. You're still doing well, 7-3. Now next we are going back at home. You're back at home against the New York Jets. We're going to win that one.

10:55Love that. Love that for you. Don't love that for Rich. All right, now at Denver against those Broncos. I think it'll be close, but I think the Dolphins will win in the end. I love that for you. Nine and three as you go. Oh, at home against the Chicago Bears. Honestly, we're probably going to be leading like 20 at halftime, and then Caleb Williams is going to beat us in the end.

11:25That's a big L. Then you're going to be traveling over there to Green Bay to go up against the Packers. I think we could win that one. If Devon the Train has a good night, then yeah, we'll win. Okay, 10-4, not bad, man. Now, you got the Chargers at home. How are we feeling about that to end the year? Definite win. We're definitely going to win that. Definite win. Definite. You heard him. Now, Buffalo's coming to see you to start the year, January 3rd. What you got, man?

12:01I think we could win that one, maybe. So I'll give us a win on that one. No, Harry, we need to say it like you mean it, baby. If not, I could. Come on, Bo. I need you to say it like you mean it. Say it with your chest. Pardon me? Say it with your chest. Say it with your chest, man. You going to beat them Buffalo Bills or what? We're going to beat the Buffalo Bills 72-0. Oh!

12:27I'm loving that. 72 dots. I'm going to write that down. You're going to New England. Last game of the year against the Patriots. Talk to me. We are going to beat them. Yes. Harry. 13 and 0 for the Miami Dolphins. They are praying. They are hoping. They are wishing. But he is confident. He's confident. Does Harry know that Dan Marino no longer plays for the – 15-4. For the Miami Dolphins. Are you aware? Harry, great job, man. I loved it, man. Call back. Call back. Please call back. Have a great day, bud. Enjoy your summer. O'Shea. The Dolphins' win total, by the way, in Vegas is 4.5. Oh, see, Harry knows something they don't.

13:11Hey, man. Listen. Harry made me a believer. We out here. Harry's 14. Go fans, baby. You know what O'Shea Jackson Jr.? It's your turn. I think it's time. Put it up. Oh, no. Ram schedule. Y 'all not go like this. Let's go. O'Shea, week one. Mm-hmm. Prime time. Australia. 49ers. What do you got? Oh, man. I'm flying all the way to Melbourne. You're going? I'm going. And I'm going to go see a victory. I'm going to go see a victory, man. Those Niners have been a pain in our side for too long. And I'm ready. I'm ready for some blood, man. Let's go. 1-0. Monday Night Football, home, G-moon. Oh, that's done.

14:00That's done. We got that. That's another W. Sunday Night Football at Denver. I think that's going to be one of those annoying games, you know, the altitude. You know, we're still probably going to be a little covering a little bit from having to start off in Australia. That's one that's going to sneak up on us. I think we're going 2-1 after that. 2-1 at the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, we beating them. You heard that phone call earlier. I'm not being disrespected, bro. I'm putting some wings on the grill, and they might be eagle. I hope the government don't come after me. You really can't do that, though.

14:34I know. I know. Thank you, bro. Could you imagine if you ate a bald eagle? Please don't. Week five, Monday Night Football, home for Buffalo.

14:49See, it's one of those, like, when you go all out for that, because the Eagles kind of had our number. So, you know, they're putting a lot forward with that. But it's a tough schedule to start. Yeah, bro. I think Buffalo got us right there. Wow. It's going to be annoying to see them after the Eagles. 3-2, home Arizona. Oh, we're winning that. What? We're winning that. We're winning that. 4-2 at Vegas. Split house. We're winning that. We're winning that. No problem. 5-2, battle of SoFi, Chargers. We're winning that. No problem. Whose fans are going to be at that game? Blue and gold. Six and two at Washington.

15:32Winning that, no problem. Seven and two, Arizona. Winning that, no problem. Eight and two at the bye week. Thanksgiving Eve, home Packers. Week 12.

15:51Wednesday. Thanksgiving Eve. Yeah, but coming off the bye, I don't know when. I'm going to take that win because I don't know when the Packers bye is. Okay. But I'm taking that dub. I'm taking that dub. Wow. All right, 9-2. Thursday night, the following week, week 13, Kansas City.

16:15Yeah, Packers bye is also week 11, but whatever. Mahomes should definitely be back by this. Yeah, of course. He's taking that. I'm looking well. Taking it? Taking it. Wow. 10-2. I'll let you man. At San Francisco, week 14. Taking that, too. Wow. Duckets. Week 15, 11-2. Taking it. Don't even talk to me about that. 12-2 at Seattle, week 16. We're losing that one. Okay. Okay. 12-3 at Tampa to start the new year. Taking that. Wow. Final regular season game. Probably for the one seed, according to you. Home, Seattle. Taking that. 14-3. That wins everything. O'Shea Jackson, one seed to win the West.

17:06Whose house? Rams house. Let's go. Recognize or step aside, this one is for number nine. Come on, baby. Okay, you were real ignorant in week 15. I'm just going to point that. That's just because you my friend. Completely bypassed it. Like it was a foregone conclusion. He loves you, though, but you're his friend. Yeah, man. I love Caleb Downs. Baby, love me back. I love Caleb Downs. All right. I need something to read. Tired of this. Oh, hold on, hold on. I'm about to put my voice. Oh, yeah, do the voice. Yeah, yeah. In a world in need of a hero, one man rises to the challenge in style. He is just driving the kiss to soccer practice.

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18:38You know, just welcome back to our radio friends. Yeah, the clip that we just showed of Mike Del Tufo planking with extra weight on his back. How much weight did y 'all put on him? Like 45 pounds. Yeah, 45. Extra 45 on him. What, extra 45? An impressive feat. It was a goatee Mike Del Tufo, so, you know, I am just confused. Just confused. That's not the guy I know. It's just not the Dodger fan that I know. Oh, gosh. You know what, Chris? Michael D. Locking the floor with an eight wheels, no brakes mix. Get up and get skating. Wow. I got all these random Del Tufos. random del tufo of course i'm against his label so of course he has those readily available you know what i mean yeah well they just say del tufo usually you two hide stuff national trade i don't hide them hey let's uh play a little quarterback sound here before we get to shay's top five that could be anything uh as we all know patrick mahomes uh missed the end of last season uh tore a couple ligaments in his knee but he's battling back he's seen some video online he's moving pretty good.

19:48He's got a giant brace on his knee there, but he was asked if he plans to be ready for week one. Patrick? Yeah, for sure. I mean, as a competitor, I want to be out there with my guys, but I know that's still a long ways away, and so all I can do is just execute the day and do whatever I can to be better that day, and so we've done that up until now, and we've kind of set these checkpoints and these goals of where I want to be at, and I've gotten to those, and so now I've got to continue to do that at the right pace. so there's absolutely nothing yeah you know they're gonna give me a bunch of stuff to do and i'm gonna do it uh to the best of my ability and uh here i am i'm patrick mams that's it that's all he said that's all he said thanks thank goodness is it good news i'm glad you're doing your pt i don't know he'll get handled when he gets handled yeah exactly my goodness do you think he's gonna be out there week one you know and here's the thing would you rather him maybe sit out a month and make sure he's back at a hundred percent when he comes back if i'm a kansas city chief saying a hundred percent you know patrick mahomes is he is the new sliced bread you know i i eat that he's a kansas city chief i'm sure i do love me some patrick mahomes you know yeah he's one of the most exciting players we've had in the week in quite some time surefire hall of famer he's exciting to watch You know me, Chris.

21:11I love me a quarter black, too. My God. Patty Mahomes helps me win a lot of arguments on Twitter. But, yes, you know, much power to him, less power to the Chiefs. So if he needs to rest, he should rest every single game that he needs to so this schedule gets a bunch of holes in it. But you guys said he should definitely be back by the time the Rams. Oh, for sure. But look at this. It sets up nicely for Kansas City to be 2-2, 3-1. And then he comes back after the bye in week six against the Chargers. No? Week six? Yeah, no. He's going to be back before that, brother. Yeah, he's going to. I'm saying the schedule works out great for him to sit out the first month.

21:53That's all. But he ain't going to. Yeah. I say a couple weeks. But who knows? Who knows how the injuries, man. And it wasn't just a clean ACL tear. I mean, it was ACL and LCO. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he should take. I mean, when you're somebody as important as him and when he is 100%, there is nothing like him. He should take whatever time that he needs. He seems very excited to get on the football field. But that quote right there told me nothing. Nothing at all. Patrick Mahomes. All right, let's hear from another guy. He's made the playoffs the last three seasons. What a playoff game the last three seasons, TJ.

22:33CJ Stroud. He's due to get paid. Is he thinking about a new contract? When is it going to come? CJ. Yeah, I mean, I let my agent handle it, you know, and, you know, if it's time to do it, then it is. If it's not, my job is football. So that's what I focus on is just getting better. And I think I've held my bargain up on that edge. So, you know, whatever happens, happens. You know, I'm excited to be a Texan this year and, you know, go from there. I forgot he cut his hair. Cut his hair? I forgot he cut his hair. I have a theory about that. I don't like when athletes cut their hair that they're kind of known for.

23:11Yeah, their thing. Yeah, I don't like it. Like, Allen Iverson cut his hair. Power is gone. Carmelo, that first year he cut his hair, powers are gone. Trey Songz, ludicrous. Bow-wow. Everybody, when they cut that long hair that they're known for and they cut it, it'll take a little bit for your powers to come back, man. And like Samson. So it's much more power to him because he's one of the quarterbacks that don't play for my team that I like. Took the world by storm. But, yeah, man, it just shook me a little bit to see what his haircut. I got weird superstitions. TJ, you know this. Do you buy that, TJ, that Stroud said he's held up his end of the bargain?

23:52Yeah, that's a little dig. I mean, look, he did not play well last year, right? Where does it go? We're all in agreement. Well, the playoff game was pretty rough. That was rough against the Patriots. So, I mean, up until that, you know, the first couple years, we were riding high on CJ, and it looked like he took a step back. So it's going to be interesting to see. I'm telling you, man, these Houston Texans are going to be a problem this year. That defense is scary. Yeah, man. David Montgomery, they've added him to the backfield. I mean, if I'm a Texans fan, I've got some hope. If I'm a Texans fan, maybe I'm thinking, like, if the Knicks could do it, Maybe he could do it.

24:31You know? So who knows? But with that defense, brother, anything is possible. Ain't that the truth. Did he take that slump after he cut his hair? I think the hair was already cut, though. But he had a bad year. Yeah, a little bit. Cut his hair. Cut his hair, bro. Telling you, man. There's something to it. Because when you were somebody who grew out your hair, You are used to certain, like, it's just certain your aura is, it changes when that hair is chopped, chopped off. TJ, here's the thing. Black people, bro. Don't cut your hair. How long have you had your hair? Since I was like eight months old.

25:14No, the hair that you have now. Oh, the current hair. Well, I locked my hair in 1999. Okay. Have the Clippers or Sixers won a championship with your hair like that? You know the answer to that. For the record? He is not on the court. For the record? No. Maybe if you cut it, you'll give your team some luck the other way. Oh, man. That would make sense, right? But you heard what Ramona said. You heard what Shaq said. There ain't no chance. So, no, I'm not going to cut it off for them. Mets. Christopher's just being mean. The Mets. Me and Jake were just talking during the break. I haven't seen a Met game in probably five weeks.

25:50Cowboys. We're going to get it done soon. Don't worry about that. Yep. Cut your hair and give your team some luck. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, and then what if I cut it and it stays par for the course? Then I'm just going to be mad. Don't know if you don't try. Taking hair advice from Chris Brock. Isn't that wild? You know, he hasn't had hair since he was 12. 24. Oh, man. Hey, man, I got stuff to complain about. Let's go. Oh, you do? Yeah, bro. Oh, so how are you going to do that? I'm going to list my top five things that tripped me out. Oh, okay. I don't really like it. Here we go. Look at the graphic.

26:27One, two, three, four, five. O'Shea's. Top five. These are the top five things that bother me. They kind of keep me up at night. They rub me the wrong way. Follow me on Twitter. I don't even know if five can be contained. Yeah, now, we're going to start off number five, okay? Number five. I talked to Don Bowie about this. Playboy Don? Yeah. About 1 in 200 men on the planet are related to Genghis Khan. We were talking about that the other day. Yeah. Your name. My name Temujin is Genghis Khan's real name. My dad named me after Genghis Khan. Yes. Yes. I saw a statue a while back that has been bothering me ever since because I'm almost certain there's some Genghis Khan somewhere in my DNA.

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27:15Do we have a statue? Come on, man. Come on, bro. What is that? A relative. What are we talking about? It trips me out. Oh, man. There's no way. So you might be related to Tim Yuchen? I'm telling you, bro, something is in the water. I mean, it's hard to. That paternity test is not going to go. That is hilarious. Bro. Come on, dog. Wow. I am telling you, something is up. Something's a mess. It keeps me up at night. I get that. That doesn't make sense. Number four. Ugh. We were riding on the freeway today. We were. Carpool land. What happened to all the PT Cruisers? A car that was everywhere. I see none of it nowhere.

28:13That's a good one. The PT Cruiser. I haven't even seen anyone speak about a Plymouth Prowler in how long. Prowlers were hot. There's got to be somebody with some classics somewhere. There's a Prowler around the corner. Thank you. Yes, it's around in the back of the building. The dude drives a yellow Prowler. Where are the PT Cruisers? I haven't seen the PT Cruisers since at least 13. Oh, my gosh. Fell off the face of the earth. The simulation deleted them. I rented a PT Cruiser and drove home from Vegas once. It was amazing. Shout out to my boy, Roman. We hit a hundred in the Prius one time going to Vegas.

28:51All right. Number three. There's a place off the coast of Australia. I think they said it's the Tiwi Islands. But there is a thunderstorm that happens every day at 3 p.m. It's 12 miles high. 3 p.m. A thunderstorm that happens at 3 p.m. every day. Every day? September to December or sometimes from September to March. They call it Hector the Convector. They named it. It's not weird that there's a thunderstorm that happens at the same time every day, sometimes for three months, sometimes for six? Hector. What is that? No one cares. What is that? I think that's just Mother Nature just kind of being like, On time?

29:38Yo, I can do whatever I want. Listen, the war does not work in a straight line. There's few things on this earth that you can buy the watch 3 p.m. There's something over there. There's some sort of portal. I need it checked out. Well, we know one thing. Hector ain't on CPT. No. He's coming on time. Every day. Yeah, no, no, no. They're like, yeah, pilots use this for navigating in the sky. This thunderstorm that happens at 3 p.m. every day for a brunt? Every day? Bro. That's wild. Something is going on in the simulation. At least you can set your schedule to it if you live there. You know. You got to be in the crib by 2.59 so you don't get rained on.

30:18Come on, man. Think about it. And there's also a place in Venezuela that gets like 80 ,000 lightning strikes a day. It's insane. You got to stay away from it. Number two. Two. Scientists do not know where eels come from. What? Wait. What? What are you talking about? Yes. If you look it up and Google it, scientists don't really know where they come from, but American and European eels at the same time all go to the Bermuda Triangle and come back with more eels because, you know, it's obviously freak Nick down there. But like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? And also the Bermuda Triangle.

30:57How is it not every country in the world teaming up to find out what's happening? What's down there? I remember there's a story about this ship who they went to the Bermuda Triangle and the captain goes, hold on. I think I hit something. Never heard from him again. No one cares. Everyone just goes on about their day. Was it the SS? Insanity. Why are we not checking there all the time? The Bermuda Triangle trips me out and we don't know where eels come from. And everyone's supposed to be fine about that. Anyway, my number one thing that bothers me. I'm very excited about this. Yeah, I know. What could possibly be number one?

31:37I got a hint, and I'm excited. Whoever made up the word hippopotamostrosis quipidollophobia.

31:48Hippopotamostrosis quipidollophobia. Do you know what that phobia is, TJ? I'm going to just take a wild guess and say a fear of hippos? Nope. That would make sense. hippopotamostrosus quipidollophobia is the fear of big words the fear of big words the fear of big words it's like one of the longest words i've ever seen in my life you know how evil that is they can't even tell you what they scared of it's hippopotamostrosus quipidollophobia and i'm tired of it hippopotamostrosus quipidollophobia is the fear of big words and Whoever made that up, you're a sick man. They should get super kicked for that.

32:28My God. What are you scared of, man? I don't want to talk about it. What do you mean? Well, I can't talk about it because I can't say it. I can't say it. What do you mean you can't say it? I physically can't. A phobia, you physically can't.

32:44Hippopotamostrocious quipidallophobia. It's right there. Big word. My goodness. I'm afraid of that word now. So breaking down this word according to the Google AI, The term was created by playing with a mix of Greek and Latin roots to highlight the very size of words being feared. So hippo and patamo is Greek for river horse. You know, which is a hippo. Monstro, Latin for monster.

33:17Sesquipedalian is Latin for measuring a foot and a half. And then phobia, obviously fear. Yes. Yeah, so just putting a bunch of weird words that mean big things and putting them all together. Evil. Evil. Yeah. Evil. And those are the top five things that keep me up at night. I'm bothered. And I hope you are, too. We need to solve these mysteries. And also, as an honorable mention, pandas aren't real. By the way, he laid this take on me in the car this morning. They're not. What do you mean they're not real? That's a man-made bear. I'm telling you. What are you talking about? They don't know how to do nothing.

33:55They don't know how to do nothing. That is survival. And like when they have a baby, it is the world news. The Chinese Zodiac, there's no bear. There's no bear. It's the national animal of China. When you look it up, they're like, oh, they weren't around in ancient China. What? What do you mean? The dragon was? What are you talking about? This has been O'Shea Jackson Jr., y 'all. And things that bother me. This is what should bother you the most. because like what i'm gonna do about that the other ones i could do research i need to know but this one like there's a bunch of people that have to deal with that that's crazy

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35:30Get started by posting your job for free at linkedin.com slash eisen. Terms and conditions apply. Yes, Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. I did not know that. And wombats, when they defecate, it comes out cubed. Not logged, not spheres, cubed. Tetris blocks. Tetris blocks. That's interesting. Unbelievable. Do we know why? Just because? No. I don't know. I don't know. And that bothers me. I know that keeps you up at night. Sorry, y 'all. You know, I just, you see the size of my head. It is an eight-fitted hat that I'm wearing. There's a lot of thoughts in here. You have a giant head.

36:21I get that. I'm an eight, too. Vincent Chase. Vinny Chase. Big, big, big head. Let's take some calls or something, man. I need. You need to free yourself a little bit? Yeah, I'm losing it right now. I'm losing it. All right, we have some win-loss. Do we want to do Cowboys, Colts, or Niners? Not the Cowboys. Definitely not those Niners. Let's do the Colts. Want to do Colts? All right, let's do Colts. Yeah, Ryan 3. Ramon, what's up, man? Ramon in Jacksonville. What's good, y 'all boys? What's good? What's good, man? How are you a Colts fan in Jacksonville? Well, long story short, I thought my father was a Colts fan when I started picking up sports.

37:06And it turns out he was a Saints fan the whole time. So I was robbed at really picking my own team, and I kind of got stuck with the Colts. But we were at a time when we were good. I didn't mind it. You know, we were chilling. But now this is a dark period, a dark era. Brother, I got to tell you, you have raised more questions than you've answered.

37:29I'm more confused than I was when we met. I tell you all the time, man, it is rough here because you know these Jaguars fans are not kind either. They don't win either. You got a Super Bowl, man. Shine that in front of them.

37:46All right, man. You're a coach fan in Jacksonville, and you're going up against the Baltimore Ravens in week one at home. How are you feeling? That's an L. Oh, and what? That's an L. Just no fight, no nothing. I love him. Now you're going to Kansas City. Going to Kansas City. And I don't even matter if it's past from our homes or Justin Fields. That's an L.C. Atta boy. Ramone, is Daniel Jones back in your scenarios here? See, and that's what I'm saying. I don't even, we hear Anthony Richardson trying to, like, come back into the fold. We don't even, like, give our, well, what's the young dude that we drafted?

38:34We ain't going to give him a chance, I guess, because, like, we threw all these bucks at Daniel Jones. We don't even know what he's going to come back like. So I'm going with whoever's at quarterback. Honestly, I didn't even look at our schedule. I'm just as used to me. So who's going to pay for the coach? So I'm running with that. At home against the Houston Texans. L. All right. At home against the Washington Football Club in London. L. L. Fantastic. I love this for you. All right. At Pittsburgh. And Dan Rodgers going to throw back the hands of time. We have four touchdowns for him. So that's another L.

39:14Okay, okay, okay. Now what about at home against the Tennessee Titans? All right, now we'd be taxing them. Yeah. We might split. I'm going to give us this one. I'm going to take this one. I'm going to take this one. Okay. We'll give us our first game. One and five. Got the first dove of the year. I love that. What about at Minnesota? That's an L. Okay. Back to life. All right. Now, okay. Okay. Okay. At Jacksonville. Personal. Oh, we haven't won here in a long time, bro. I go to every single Jaguar Colts game. I leave disappointed every single time. So, that's unfortunately to throw up another L, bro.

39:56Okay. Now, at home against TJ's Dallas Cowboys. for whatever reason I feel like we're going to show some life we're going to make it a little bit tough for him but that's an L too sure you're right sure you're right at home against the Miami Dolphins man what you got Malik Williams about to show why they paid him all that money he's going to go like an all-time QB so that's another L bro Okay, now we got ourselves a prime time game Thursday night football at Houston. Yeah. Dang, that's a big game. It was a part time game. That's part of Houston, I guess. But no, that's all. At home against the Giants?

40:51We're at 1-10 against the Giants. How are we feeling? I didn't want to say Jackson Dart because he shook hands with the, you know. What do you know? You know what, just for that, I'm going to say we're going to beat them. They back on track. Come on. They back on track. They get a little rest before they head over to Philadelphia against the Eagles. How are you feeling? Kicked in the knee. You back down. You back down there. Back down there. So that's an L. All right. Now, you're going up against the Tennessee Titans in Tennessee as you come in 2-11. How are you feeling? All right. They got that one.

41:31I'm going to get them that one. We took one from early. They're probably going to want their lick back, so I'm going to get them that one. Okay. That's 2-12. All right. Now, versus the Cincinnati Bengals at home day after Christmas or 27.

41:47Hell. I heard we had an easy thing. I thought we had an easy schedule. This does not sound easy. Well, now you're going to Cleveland, in Cleveland, to start off the year January 3rd. You are 2-13. Brand new year, Shea. Maybe they can turn on the road. Shadour, I think Shadour is going to take the reins at that point. They unfortunately seem like Sean Wasserman would be leading the charge at first, but I'm pretty sure Shadour will take over by then.

42:17Dang, I'm not confident. That's a good defense still, L. Okay, the 2-14 Colts for my man who lives in Jacksonville and is a Colts fan. What about this last game against the Jacksonville Jaguars in Indy? No, that's an L2. Jacksonville going to go home real happy, so that's cool. Hey, that's fine. As long as we get a straight draft pick and some direction. I don't even know what our draft pick is looking like, honestly. So I can't even really be excited. So I'm just excited for football, y 'all, as you can tell. Ramon, I hope you're a fan of my nephew, Arch Manning, because with this record, he's going to be on your spot.

42:58No doubt. Oh, my fingers are crossed. But like I said, we don't treat quarterbacks very well here. So hopefully we'll have everything lined up for him to have a graceful entrance into the new era. But I would love to see that. You know I would love to see that. Man, hey, much power to you, brother. Maybe it's for the draft, but, man, that was a fun one. Man, that was amazing. Ramon, though, got no faith in it. Good days, Ramon. Yeah, man. Hey, wow. We are going to take what I think is going to be our last break. This is it. Right off to the sunset, man. Yeah, say goodbye. Yeah, so. Fun week. Good job, Shay.

43:37We are out of here. We will come back. Finish up things, man. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show podcast. You can watch and listen to The Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio, Disney Plus, and on the ESPN app. The Rich Eisen Show, the podcast.

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