Hour 3: Terron Armstead Talks Tua & Dolphins, plus Comedian Earthquake In-Studio

14:57Earthquake:Yeah, for sure. Rich, I appreciate the lob and I'll windmill that thing back to the set. So I gave a more detailed breakdown of what I saw and what I see from Will Campbell in his game on the set. So if you want to go over there, leave Rich Eisen after I get off and come find me on the set. But in short, with Will Campbell, he did a lot of really good things throughout his rookie campaign. He came in physical, aggressive. He was finishing guys, taking guys to the ground, really coming in and playing with confidence. He had an injury. He comes back from injury. You see the lack of confidence. You see the lack of strength in his MCL injury with his knee.

15:42Earthquake:and he go through a stretch in the playoffs, a gauntlet of the best that the league has to present. You got Will Anderson, Daniel Hunter. You graduate from there. You go to Nick Benito, Jonathan Cooper. You're promoted from there and you go to the big dance against the plethora of rushers that the Seahawks presented. And people talk about the path that the Patriots had on their way to the Super Bowl, but that wasn't Will Campbell's story. Like he faced the best of the best and not to make excuses at all. Like it's the NFL. you're going to see the best right for widow and and the issues that i saw repeatedly that kept getting him in trouble was technique was footwork was being in the ground connected to the ground to where he can generate power not just catch and absorb power from these guys that's 260 70 pounds that's not reading much they're getting off the ball and running straight towards you on their way to Drake May.

16:35Earthquake:So his actual pass set, like the 45 degree set that he had consistently was able to get to the spot. And when I say spot, I mean that point of intersection between the defender and the quarterback, he was consistently able to get there, which is hard for young players. So the fact that he's able to get there consistently, where he's in between the DN and the quarterback consistently. But the issue was once he got there, hesitation, uncertainty, no foundation, not having his way in the ground, those are fixable. And I believe he will. I believe he will get it fixed. He will get his feet in the ground.

17:16Earthquake:He will be connected from his upper body to his lower body. He is powerful. And to be able to generate that and start to bring that fight back to the D-lineman. so um i'm excited to see wills and uh year two me too man and so are the patriot fans like my

17:31Rich Eisen:guy brockman over here and that's uh what you can you can that's what you can learn when you uh check taking the set on uh wherever you get your podcasts or on a youtube channel with uh taron armstead you can also uh learn that i apparently am tyreek hill's dog rich eyes and That's my dog. Yeah. Right. He said that on your pod, right? Yeah, he did.

17:57Earthquake:He did.

17:57Rich Eisen:He did. He said that on the set. I need for real from you. For real. When he said that I was his dog, were you surprised? Not at all.

18:08Earthquake:Not the slightest.

18:10Rich Eisen:Okay. Not the slightest. Because my guys here were kind of like, whoa, they were taking a back. I mean, it was shocking. That's my dog. Yeah. I mean, that's what he said. You don't go on the set with Teron Armstead and just lie. Not at all. No. Not at all. It's not the lie. It's the same. If I'm not mistaken, it's called no cap. Right, Teron? No cap? Ah, never said that before, but we can adopt the slogan.

18:38Earthquake:No cap. I'm his dog.

18:42Rich Eisen:Thanks, Teron Armstead. Thanks for the time, sir. Appreciate it. Yeah, Mondays and Thursdays, 7 Eastern time, new episodes of The Set with Teron Armstead. You're welcome here anytime. as you know. So thank you.

18:51Earthquake:And you're welcome to the set anytime. Let me know.

18:54Rich Eisen:I would love to return the favor. You've done my show about three, four times now. You just let me know. You know how to reach me.

18:59Earthquake:Oh, that's a fact. We'll do that. Instead of me sending you an invoice, I'll just, I'll save a spot for you.

19:03Rich Eisen:You know why? Because you. Rich eyes and that's my dog. Are my dog. Okay. Rich, appreciate you, bro. You're welcome. Teron Armstead, thank you very much for appearing on this program. Earthquake is in our green room, and it's time to end that and get him out here on the Rich Eisen Show here on a rainy Thursday in Los Angeles.

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21:23Rich Eisen:It's just 16 clicks above ours on channel 96. And currently also in the hopper, you and Bill Burr together on a Fox comedy about your life, correct?

21:34Terron Armstead:Yeah, I'm going to have a sitcom out about my life, so things are going to change. So if I hit real hard, I was holding up your Emmy back there. And so I'm seeing how I feel. Okay. But if I hit one, Rich, I ain't going to be back here in the rain. You can tell I'm struggling. I came here because you can tell I ain't made it yet because I'm here in the rain. That's right.

21:53Rich Eisen:If I got an enemy, man, you're going to hear from my publisher. You are not wrong. I want to explain to everybody listening and watching across this great nation of ours that if anybody shows up in the rain in Los Angeles, California, they mean business. Yes. I really appreciate that.

22:08Terron Armstead:I'm going to use one of my calling days.

22:12Rich Eisen:But I appreciate it.

22:13Terron Armstead:This is a sick day.

22:14Rich Eisen:So you're a D.C. guy, right? You're born and raised? Born and raised. Yes. Okay. So what are we talking about? We're talking about - Everything.

22:23Terron Armstead:Washington. The Wizards who play like they don't practice. The Commanders, of course, that's my team. That is your team. We call them Baby Jesus. And Hovey from the Capitals. Okay. And the Nationals. I almost got jumped up by some Latinos when we beat - the Dodgers. Right. We beat them for the world, going to the World Series. But yeah, I'm DC everything.

22:47Rich Eisen:DC everything. Everything. Who's your favorite DC athlete of all time?

22:51Terron Armstead:Oh, that's a good one. Doug Williams was way back. Chris Hamburger was one of my...

22:58Rich Eisen:He made the Hall of Fame. Yeah. Did he? He did. He went in with Dion. He did? Yes, he did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He did. Chris Hamburger,

23:07Terron Armstead:Talbot. Did you drop him that game? Pat Fisher, the little dude. Okay. I've been in down for ever since. Those are my people. Okay.

23:14Rich Eisen:And two years ago, you were just watching Jaden Daniels do his thing. And you're like, we're back. We're back.

23:20Terron Armstead:We're back. And, you know, we had a bad year. But, you know, it's understandable. Well, they got hurt. But we brought a lot. We had to let the old dudes get a shot one more time. We had the oldest football team, the oldest team in the league. But you had to come back. They went to the NFC Championship. Right. We gambled and tried to get it, you know, see if we can get the old team back to do it again. But they broke down like a forward. And so it's time to get a young team now, let all them old dudes go and, you know, build around baby Jesus.

23:53Rich Eisen:Okay. Which is what he is real. He's also a good kid. Yeah, we got to stop letting him run.

24:00Terron Armstead:I mean, please.

24:02Rich Eisen:Yeah.

24:02Terron Armstead:Like, stay there. I know him, you know. I know of him. Great. I know his moms. and go to the games all the time. Me and his moms, we up there cheering for him.

24:11Rich Eisen:So are you excited that you might go back to D.C., right? That the stadium might go back to the spot of RFK right now?

24:18Terron Armstead:Oh, yeah. I'm all ready. I'm put in for my season tickets. I'm planning. See, it's going to take five years for them to get the stadium there. And by that time, I'll be syndicated with some money. and I could be the black Jack Nickerson at the Redskins game. You know what I mean? Just strolling in there, you know, with my young wife. You know what I mean? Just talking about, they saying, look at it, must be the money, whatever. You know what I'm saying? Sitting in there, just sitting there, walking in, you know, having a good time. So I'm looking forward to it. I loved when it was RFK and was there.

24:58Terron Armstead:Landover and the name of it, It was too, that stadium was terrible. We never won. And we got rid of Snyder. So the boogeyman gone. Yeah.

25:06Rich Eisen:So we good. I saw one game in RFK Stadium. Terrible stadium. Well, but it was, it was, I was two rows from the front and the upper deck. And when there was a touchdown in the back of the end zone, we had to literally stand up and lean over to see what was going on in the back of the end zone. It's terrible. But I will never forget it. The stadium really did shake. Like it shook when the – Shook from losing.

25:33Terron Armstead:It was terrible, man. We took beatings, man. Right. One time, I forgot who beat us so bad. Oh, the New Orleans Saints. We was in New Orleans. I was at that game.

25:41Rich Eisen:Okay.

25:42Terron Armstead:And Bree set some record. And they stopped the game. They give them all the ball and everything. I said, what kind of stuff is this? You can't stop the middle of the game. I know y 'all up by 30, but still, it was terrible, man. But we got our quarterback, and we're looking forward to it. I believe in Bruce Allen. I believe in the new owner. We got Magic with it. Everything Magic touched. Right. Turned into gold. Magic, we turned my phone calls, man. Once you became a billionaire, you can't get them back. Millionaire, I can call them all the time. Magic's not returning earthquakes? No, I ain't want to call them out.

26:12Terron Armstead:Me and Magic was tight when he was just a millionaire. But when they get the billionaire, they don't call you back. It's a different phone number when they get up there. How did you get started? I was in the military. And for nine years, I wanted to do 20 years. But the war broke out. And I told them I don't mind practicing for war.

26:30Rich Eisen:Right.

26:31Terron Armstead:You know what I'm saying? I could have stayed at home to get shot at.

26:34Rich Eisen:Right.

26:34Terron Armstead:So I told them I'm getting out. So I looked on TV and CNN said the best place for a young black man to do well is Atlanta. So I say I'm on my way. And I went there and started comedy. They wouldn't allow me to work at the black comedy club there. So I opened up my own comedy club and the rest of it is history. I never thought that this was my calling. Right. But, you know, nothing better came along. So I guess this is my faith. Okay.

27:03Rich Eisen:And so who were you doing stand-up with in Atlanta back in the day?

27:07Terron Armstead:Oh, everybody. Everybody that you see. Chappelle? Jay Chappelle. All of them worked at my club. All of them. Steve Harmon. Any major star that you see comedian now came to my club. I had three of them.

27:19Rich Eisen:And how did you get Earthquake?

27:21Terron Armstead:Well, Earthquake is a name because I didn't know if this was going to work out or not. Right. And I ain't want to mess around and mess up my good name. So, you know what I mean? You know, my family is very critical. They're like, you know that boy got out of the military during nine years and went to Atlanta trying to be Richard Pryor? So, if it didn't work out and people are like, hey, take a earthquake. I'm like, my name ain't no earthquake. My name's Nathaniel. I don't know no earthquake. So, I didn't have faith. Okay. If you really wanted. All right. All right. So just in case it didn't work out, I needed something behind it just, you know, to cover for myself.

27:57Rich Eisen:Chris Rock's working in your club. Yes. Okay, and that's how you got to connect with him? Is that how you wound up with everybody?

28:02Terron Armstead:Yes, that's how I met most of the comedians. Because when I booked Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, I got Dave very early in his career. Yeah. And we was paying him so much money. So I was like, I got to see who this dude, we paying all the money. So I said, I'll pick him up from the airport. And I found out he was from D.C. and we've been friends ever since. You picked up Chappelle from the airport. Picked him up from the airport. We went to the strip club called Magic City. And that's what was always my opening for all the computers. Let me take you to Magic City. From the airport to Magic City?

28:34Terron Armstead:Yeah, man. Because you had to pass Magic City to get to my club. Ain't no sense stopping the landmark. You had to go down there and pay your respect. It was Martin Luther King house and then Magic City. These were landmarks. you had to sit here and let the door and break it in. Okay. Because, you know, being a great host. Right. Rich like you are. I appreciate that.

28:57Rich Eisen:Yeah, no, I didn't pick you up from the airport, even though it's just up the road.

29:00Terron Armstead:Yeah, but you left all them snacks. They gone now. Okay.

29:02Rich Eisen:Because if I'm going to come in the rain, you ain't going to keep your snacks. That makes sense. That's totally fine. We'll get more. No problem. And is that how you wound up in Everybody Hates Chris? Yes.

29:11Terron Armstead:He just put me on. And also, shout out to Cedric Entertainer. Tonight is the wrap for The Neighborhood Eight Seasons, which I was a part of. And we're wrapping it up tonight off of CBS.

29:23Rich Eisen:Sed's been here multiple times. Yeah, Sed's been here.

29:26Terron Armstead:Good to.

29:27Rich Eisen:Pitching his food. Yes. You know. Yes. All right. So you got a good Chris Rock story for me?

29:34Terron Armstead:He got a joke that's so funny. I hope he ain't going to put it on anything. But we was at the comedy club about a month ago. I mean, about six months ago. Okay. And Chris Rock says, since he's been divorced, his wife is the third highest paid comedian in the world. Boy, I said, man, you know, sometimes you hear a comedian say a joke, like, oh, Lord, I wish I came up with that. Yeah. That was beautiful. Okay. So, no, Chris is one of the greatest dudes in the world. He gave me a shot. He gave my club, and I'll call him sometime. And I went to Europe with him and Dave Chappelle, and it was beautiful.

30:11Rich Eisen:I bet.

30:11Terron Armstead:Yeah, man. And it was 20 ,000 white people that didn't know me. And it was beautiful.

30:18Rich Eisen:What's the show you're doing with Bill?

30:20Terron Armstead:Oh, it's about mine. It's called Steelquake, about my life. I wrote it. About what?

30:26Rich Eisen:About what we just went down to? What we went down to.

30:29Terron Armstead:Really about me being in L.A. for over 25 years, never thinking I'm going to get a shot to see my dreams come to fruition. and when the fires came in LA, everybody else took that as a sign from God to rebuild and I took it as a sign, it's time for me to go home. And I'll go back home and where I'm still famous there, big fish in a little pond and it's called Steelquake. Okay, so it takes place in DC? Washington, DC. Yes, it does. And it's on, we're developing now for Fox and Bill Burr Company is producing it along with Fox for the upcoming season. Okay.

31:10Rich Eisen:You ever talk football with Bill?

31:12Terron Armstead:No, I mean, I'm thinking a Patriots fan or something.

31:14Rich Eisen:He is indeed, sir.

31:15Terron Armstead:Yeah, I thought he was a Patriots fan. I love Patriots fans now because now they know how it is to lose. No, because my sister-in-law, she's a Patriots fan, and she usually wake up and tell my brother, did we win yet, and what was the score? I mean, it was terrible when it was at their heyday.

31:33Rich Eisen:That was the Brady years. Yeah, shout out to Tom. Looks like they're back now.

31:37Terron Armstead:No. What do you mean, no? I mean, come on, man. Yeah, that was the easiest Super Bowl in the world, man. What do you mean? I mean, listen, man, they slid in there with invitation. They ain't played nobody. You see what happened? They got in there. They just smoothed on in there. It was a, it was a, their Super Bowl run was like standing in line getting something to eat. Tap them on the shoulder. Whoever the tallest dude get to the back. They was terrible, man. You know it.

32:04Rich Eisen:They beat nobody. I got a Patriot fan right over there who's being very, very, very quiet over there because he's trying to be polite to a guest on the Rick Eisen show. Yeah, of course.

32:14Terron Armstead:A guest is always right, right? No, I fear you, but y 'all not going to make the playoff next year. Okay. We'll be better than Washington. Y 'all going to be in the draft. I say y 'all going to get the number eight pick. Us versus Washington. Who you got next year? Washington. Come on. Come on, man. Man, listen, man. Y 'all didn't play anybody. Y 'all had the easiest run all the way there. That's why it showed when you really play somebody with a real good defense. Listen, I went to sleep and woke up, and y 'all still hadn't scored.

32:48Rich Eisen:Denver, Houston, Chargers, not real defenses?

32:51Terron Armstead:Not real defenses out of those teams? Come on, Denver. They didn't have a quarterback. I could have did that. You understand? You didn't have a quarterback. You know if you don't have a quarterback, Sternum, come on, man. They couldn't move the ball. After a while, even if you have a good defense, we're like, go ahead, man. We tired of it. We're going to be right back out here. Sternum. Might as well stay out here. Sternum or whatever his name is. He was a Sternum because he was terrible. Me and 10 other brothers could beat the Denver Broncos without a quarterback. They play like they don't even practice.

33:27Terron Armstead:They look like they call each other. You know we played it Sunday. You serious? The game today, y 'all ran all the way through it. You know it. Look who in your league. Miami Dolphins, two wins. The Jets, four wins.

33:44Rich Eisen:You know what I mean? By the way, that is how many wins the Jets had. Three or four?

33:49Terron Armstead:Yes. It wasn't that many. No, but you get four wins playing the Jets. Because it's like uno. it's a two card.

34:00Terron Armstead:Draw two? You understand? So that's what I mean by four wins. You get four wins. That's why the Patriots are so good. Y 'all ain't never had no division party. Y 'all always with the number one seed. You only needed two wins. And ain't nobody want to play in no cold. Two degrees. Especially brothers. That's why we moved here. Brothers like, come on, man. Forget that Super Bowl. It's the truth. But I feel you, man. Y 'all got six of them.

34:28Rich Eisen:So wait a minute. You just said in the Wizards, you're not excited Trae Young and Anthony Davis when he gets healthy? I mean, this is— Light-skinned brothers don't play that well.

34:37Terron Armstead:You need them dark brothers. You need them brothers that's been through something. Light-skinned dudes and the athletes, they've been taken care of. That's why they break down all the time. You understand? Light-skinned brothers, they ain't been through no trials and tribulations. You need the brothers that look like me, that had to earn everything. That's why, you know, we got two light-skinned brothers. We ain't going to make it.

35:01Rich Eisen:Did you let the front office know? Because maybe you just did.

35:04Terron Armstead:Yeah, I'm going to let them know. They need some darker chips and a cookie. Cookies we got. You know, they not there. Rich, they just died. You know what I mean? You can look at them. They pretty boys. Pretty boys ain't going to break down. They ain't worth a quarter.

35:20Rich Eisen:At The Real Earthquake on Instagram. Joke telling business. Available now for streaming on Netflix. Check out this man's serious XM show every day, Quake House, on Kevin Hart's Laugh Out Loud Radio. And I look forward to seeing your show on Fox when that comes out.

35:36Terron Armstead:Well, thank you. It's an honor and a pleasure to be on your show. Thank you.

35:40Rich Eisen:Anytime. Let me know when you're around, and maybe we'll have you and Bill together. Yeah, that'd be great. I'd have to get my sleep the night before for that one. eat a full eat a full breakfast before that one great to see you earthquake thank you you bet we're going to be back to wrap up this show on espn2 and the rest of our platforms when we come back rich eisen here the tax deadline will be here before you know it and you just want to know your taxes are actually being handled but the old way you hand everything off and then silence days pass weeks pass you start wondering should i send another follow-up email it feels like you're chasing updates and getting nowhere.

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38:13Rich Eisen:back here on the rich eisen show hey for small businesses every hire counts so does your time hiring can quickly become overwhelming from sorting applications to figuring out who's truly qualified this is where linkedin hiring pro helps it streamlines the process so you can focus on connecting with the right candidates not managing the noise hire right the first time Post your job and get$100 off towards your job post at LinkedIn.com slash Eisen. That's LinkedIn.com slash Eisen. Terms and conditions apply. Fun show. Funny show. Funny show. Funny show, everybody. Has anybody heard from TJ? He's just, is he ever going to come down from this high right now?

39:00Rich Eisen:No. Is he ever going to come home? He's currently in the home of wrestling, right? He's got to be good. Well, he's, I mean, we're not going to hear from him 3 ,000 miles away. We don't hear from him three miles away. Or three feet. You know what I mean? So. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Do we know who he and O'Shea sat down with there? Do we know anything? You know what? Let me text both of them and see if anybody. Okay. Get a response. Because he's just, he's living his best life. Oh, he's got to be in that. He's going, he's walking around. And I told him, I said, don't. Because he was going to run back to the airport so he could be here for Friday's show.

39:34Rich Eisen:And I'm like, what are you doing? Just.

39:35Terron Armstead:You're working.

39:36Rich Eisen:Chill out. Spend your time there. Hey, boys. And then he found out that Kim Fields is on tomorrow's program. Oh, that is nice. And he's just like, I can't believe I'm missing that. I'm like, it's okay. Do me a favor, Chris. Okay. I'm texting him. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm asking him. How's Connecticut? Who have you talked to so far? Okay. There we go. Sent. Yeah. Okay. I think Kim Fields and I might have been born on the same day. Uh-oh. Really? Yeah. will you look up is she a june 24th birthday she's not may 12th damn it who are you thinking about i don't know somebody like you know they always look on that imdb list of people who are oh oh yeah you are where you are on the list well i thought she was on that find that this is always so much i'm not sure i can write what o'shea just wrote back oh my god i don't even want to know what do you mean you can't say it what he's written something back i wrote hey boys how's connecticut who have you talked to so far and uh uh careful say oh god do i have to beep something he's excited oh she is excited he just met tiffany stratton oh we'll just put leave it oh oh yeah just leave it at that he's he must be very happy about that yeah he's yeah very happy about that okay june 24th birthday hold on a second i'm looking this up because normally you've been you're way down on the list these are what do you mean well you know you're you're not on the first page.

41:02Rich Eisen:Who's number one in terms of the most famous? According to IMDB, the number one person is Minka Kelly. Well, I mean, I would probably vote her number one as well. It's pretty good. Is Rich Top? I don't even know. What number? Is IMDB even aware I was born on June 24th? Yeah, well, like I said, hold on, let's see. You're, let's see. Yeah, they may not know. That's why you got low, Rich. Thanks, Mike. See? I'm thinking. I'm glasses like if. No, he's on the second page. Oh, I am. They know. What number am I on this list? Hold on a second. I got to get to the second page. How do you know I'm on the second page?

41:42Rich Eisen:Well, I've looked this up before. You're not in the top 50. Can I just say that? I mean, Rich. Mike. There's a lot of people in the world. It's a travesty. Let's get them all now while you got them on. I'm going to go look at you. I mean, Rich, in your defense, right? Well, you know, Messi is 64th. Are you kidding morning to IMDb? Well, because he's not a, you know. That's disgusting. He's not in the business of show. Well, who's second on the list? All right, hold on. I'm looking for you. I don't need to know. This is bad. Now that you still haven't found it, I can't even believe it. Joanna Kulig is second.

42:18Rich Eisen:Harris Dickinson. Ian Glenn, you know, he was on Game of Thrones. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sherry Stringfield, five. She was on ER for a long time. Aaron Moriarty is on The Boys. Oh, my goodness. Peter Weller, seven. RoboCop. Okay. So you know. There's some legit names. There's quality people ahead of you. That's all I'm saying. Rich would be top 25. Thank you, Mike. See? See what? I'm going to be off for like a month. That's why I'm buttered. Are you really? Yeah, I mean, I got World Baseball Classic in the Big East. Oh, come on. What do you mean the Big East? The Big East tournament. What are you? You're working the faders for Walter Berry?

42:53Rich Eisen:I'm doing the Big East tournament. Oh. Okay. I mean, I got a It's a long month. I mean, Rich, you've fallen out of the top 100. Oh, my God. Rich. What do I got to do?

43:02Terron Armstead:Let's make a phone call.

43:04Rich Eisen:What do I got to do? You're 149th. I'm 149th. That is. Who's 140? Who's 150? Let's put it that way. Who am I beating out? You're ahead of Tiki Holgado. Who's that? I don't know. Who's 148 then? He was in Amelie. 148 is David Giancola. Who the hell is he? Again. We all do respect him. The Ibex on the hill is 142. I will say the credit underneath you, they put your kind of your most famous. So 147 is Neil Wilson, who is in a clockwork orange, because that's his main credit. They put draft day for you. That's pretty good. I was still. Let's finish up this way then. To get my. Oh, yeah. To get my.

43:45Rich Eisen:I thought you were magic eight ball. No, no, no, no. To get my confidence up again. I've got eight SAG after checks here. Eight. That's how much work I've done. How am I 149? David Giancola opening up eight SAG-AFTRA checks? I don't think so. You know what I saw on Craigs the other day? Oh. Yeah, you know what I saw on Craigs the other day? Arliss, my man. Hey, Robert Wall. Robert Wall was there, the guy who first put me in something as myself. Arliss, years ago. I could be opening up an Arliss check right now. Nice. Go ahead and hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Go ahead.

44:29Earthquake:Pay that man his money.

44:31Rich Eisen:All right. The guy who normally wins because he was on the Price is Right, and these are Price is Right rules every single time we do this. TJ Jefferson is not here. So it's just you two, Jamokes. All right. Thank you, I think. Okay. Hopefully I can open up a residual check that's going to make me feel better than 149th overall in the history of June 24th. Let's open number six, number of Patriots Super Bowls. Okay. Right. Here we go. Thank you. Here we go. Oh, this is how we're spending our time here today. Why not? What the hell? Here we go. Phil Russell. This is a residual check for my work in Miami, CSI Miami.

45:06Rich Eisen:Oh, okay. Yeah. Our overwork's amazing. So you were - In Caged and Deep Freeze, the two episodes together. It's for foreign extended use, whatever the hell that means. Just to show you I'm an international - Yeah, like Pitbull. An international television star.

45:23Terron Armstead:Like Pitbull.

45:24Rich Eisen:You're up first, Chris. What's this residual check for? 58 cents. 58 cents. Mike Del Tufo, closest without going over. $1.25. $1.25. The actual retail price of this check for my work in CSI Miami. I like that you... Oh. See if you can see it. $11.48. Oh! Lunch on... Oh! Yeah. Some coffees. Let's do it again. One more? One more? Yeah! Oh, yeah. You choose which envelope, Mike. Wow. Which envelope? Four. Envelope number four. There's so many of them, I can't keep track. 149th my ass. That's a sack of whatever. Yeah, yeah. Sack of Juvea. That's what it is. I don't know how I came up with that one.

46:12Rich Eisen:Okay, Hollywood game night. Hey. Oh, this is recent. Yeah, yeah. A part of Hollywood so much. Okay. They put me in their game night. Jane Lynch was the host. You know who was also there? Al Michaels. I was taking Al Michaels down at Hollywood Game Night. Nate Burleson, look what he's become right now. You believe in miracles? I saw today that he's hosting some March Madness stuff for CBS. I did see that also. All right. My residuals for Hollywood Game Night. What is that? What do you got, Mike? You're first up. Come on. $5.50. $5.50. Chris? One cent. One cent. Mike Del Tufo wins again. Oh, yes.

46:44Rich Eisen:Yes. Yeah. Woo! Six bucks. $6.74. Put it together. I'm trying to play the game. I'm close to a lunch here. One more? I don't think we have time. Screw it. One more time. Hey, that's good. Here we go. Bonus. Here we go. Check five. I just chose it. We don't have enough time. I only got 30 seconds left. Go on. Go on. Yeah. May you rest in peace. Matthew Perry. Four episodes of Go On. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you got? Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up, Chris. $12.85. $12.85. $15. $15? You guys. You're so far off. You're both over. Here we go. 13 cents. Okay. 13 cents. Hold on. The other two are so high.

47:25Rich Eisen:It's not called hold on. It's called go on. All right. Take that IMDB. Pop me up to it over Dave Ciccarelli or whatever his name is. Sounds like I went to a gym class with him once. What the hell? Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show podcast. You can watch and listen to the Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio,

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