Hour 3: ‘What’s More Likely’ plus Rich’s Top 5 NFL Week 3 Matchups

21:03Rich Eisen:Okay. Just for fun. Okay. I'm going to go with Mr. Perfectly fine. That's a Taylor Swift. Okay. Oh my God. I did not. I did not. You're not going to know the names of Taylor Swift songs. Why? I knew so. She's incredibly popular. Why would we? Apparently there's some movie that she might be putting in theaters in conjunction with her new album. And I know I'm going to be hearing about that when I get home. You're going to be forced to go. I don't know about that. By the way, excuse me. I will not be forced to go. I will go willingly and gladly. Blink twice if you're being held hostage. I am not being held hostage.

21:37Rich Eisen:I blinked once. How dare you? Your eyes are closed. Carp all you want, man. There's a reason why she's insanely popular, because she's a dynamic talent, sir. And I'm going to take Travis Kelsey here in this one. Okay. Just for fun. Are you doing that just because you want an invite to the way? No. Dude, if Santino's not going, I'm not in the mix. That's true. But Santino don't got his name on a cup either, you know. Oh, that's right. That's true. As a matter of fact, he took a cup with my name on it. Yeah. How about that? Okay. Okay. Good. What's more likely, sir? Have a great weekend. Have a great football center.

22:14Okay.

22:14Rich Eisen:We'll take a break. If you're on hold, stay on hold. We've got tons of time for your phone calls, plus my top five rest of week three games I'm looking forward to seeing the most. There's one that's not on there that I'm wondering if I should make a late ad. It's coming up.

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25:04Rich Eisen:We'll go back to the phone lines. 844-204-RICH is the number to dial. David in Riverside, California, as we're here locally here in Los Angeles on ESPN 710. What's up, David? Hey, Rich. You're the best and hope to see you anchoring another sports center soon. That was great. I appreciate that. A little baseball talk. So everyone's talking about how Clayton Kershaw, he's not going to be starting in the postseason. And on one side, I get the Dodgers have had really bad relieving, to say the least. And he could be put in there or could even do what Walker Buehler did if the Dodgers can clinch and could save for the Dodgers.

25:49But I think it'd be a huge advantage to have a five-man rotation and get you guys some extra rest. I don't know why that's not even being talked about because Kershaw is still playing at all-star level. Well, first of all, tonight is his final start in the regular season in Dodger Stadium. And that's going to be a memorable night, right? And as a matter of fact, Cooper and I are in a fantasy final in an ESPN public league that I don't know if people know that we're in it. We picked up Clayton Kershaw for tonight because I just think he's going to have a big night tonight. Oh, cool. Against the Giants?

26:28You know what I mean? He's been good. I know. Kind of surprising. But David, let me ask you this question. Do you want Otani in the pen or you want him starting in the playoffs? What do you want? So I want Otani starting, and that's part of my argument. No other team is doing a five-man rotation. Why not give your guys even extra reps? Because it's the playoffs, man. You don't need a five-man rotation in the playoffs. You just don't. You just don't. I mean, again, but Dave Roberts has some very imaginative ways of looking at things. I can't imagine. Five-man rotation, you know, you need a starter, and your game one starter is going to be your game five starter, and your game two starter is going to be game six, and your game three is going to be game seven.

27:12And who do you trust? You know, who do you trust in those situations? I think, how about this? And thanks for the call, David. How about having Otani as a swing? How about that? You start Ohtani in one, and maybe you have him relieving. If there's a game seven, you have him relieving that one. Or even a bullpen game where he's got to pitch four bulk innings and maybe in the middle. In the middle. I don't know. You need – I mean, the Dodgers last couple – I mean, last night it worked out, right? Yeah. But the bullpen has been implosive. Not great, Bob. So wouldn't you want Otani? What if you bring an Otani like an old school Rivera?

27:56Like eighth? Yeah. Or even seventh. Bring him in the middle. Like if something's really hairy in the seventh. To finish it out? Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah, he's, I mean, obviously. He's the ultimate X factor. Bingo. Absolutely. I know, but a five-man rotation. Wouldn't you have, by the way, Yamamoto is spicked. Amazing. He's a killer. Worth every penny. He is as on fire as any pitcher is in Major League Baseball right now. And so you have him, what, game one? You put Glass now game two. And then do you put Otani three? I don't know. It's still got Blake Snell lurking there. Yep. Wasn't he the one that the Rays pulled, much to the Dodgers' excitement one year in a World Series?

28:47Yeah. talking to Jem. And he gets yanked because of the notebook. I know. And then Mookie Betts is like, thank you. Appreciate it. Dude, one night last night, Freeman knocks in Otani and sends Betts to third. And I'm like watching nearly, what, a half a billion dollars run the base pass at once. You know what I mean? Freeman hits one up the middle, like probably exit velocity of about$1.50 it felt like. And there comes Otani home and Betts going around. That's a half a billion dollars right there. Eventually. In 30 years. My God. Doing this thing. Alright. Their arms and hot.

29:37Rich Eisen:Okay, very good. Wow, that Kyle McLaughlin dropped right there. Hey man, you know, the NL playoffs are going to be something. Phillies and and Milwaukee, and we'll see what the Cubs look like. Are you going to make it? Yeah, are you going to make it? I'm pretty sure. We're good. Okay. We're good. Yankees right now. We're heating up right now. Yankees are three behind the Blue Jays and three up on your Red Sox right now. Yeah, there's talk on the local fun radio in Boston. The local fun? What is it? Those yahoos. If Sox miss out, should Cora be fired? Please. On behalf of all Yankee fans, will you please do that again?

30:11No, I would not like to do that at all, actually.

30:13Rich Eisen:Oh, that would be great. In the same way all you guys want Aaron Boone to be manager for life. Hey, man, Aaron Boone is... Don't say he's doing what he's told. Excuse me. Yankees are playing really well. And it looked like they were dead in the water. Yeah, I know. Okay. And, you know, Volpe was... Terrible. Terrible. And they get Jose Caballero. Caballero. And as I, Cooper and I nicknamed him Joe Man or Joe Horse. Dad, Joe Horse is up. But it's like, even he, but he's now taking Spanish. He's like, dad, that's, what it's, what, Caballo? Isn't that what it is? All right. I should stop being hooked on phonics here.

31:02Caballero.

31:02Rich Eisen:Caballero. But he's been terrific and Yankees have been playing well, buddy. And I'm not going to higher register. I'll say these words out loud. We're not playing well. I'll say these words out loud. We're not playing well. I will say these words out loud. You know who's been unhittable lately? Devin Williams. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. You better find some wood to knock on. Right there. That's my head. That's some good idea. That hurt. That was good. Let's go to Sam in San Antonio. What's up, Sam? What's up? Hey, Rich. I know you were watching the game last night, and it was higher register yesterday.

31:38I didn't catch Kirby's higher register last night on the broadcast. First of all, I did not.

31:44Rich Eisen:Secondly, you, Sam, must 100 % do it because you don't sound like you have a higher register voice at all. All right, Sam? So you must recreate it for me. What did he say and what were the circumstances, please? Okay, so basically he was talking about last week's game with the commanders and, you know, saying that it was, you know, closer than – the score was showing closer than what it felt like. Right. And then last night he was like, well, you know, the Bills are in control of the game.

32:24All right, Sam. Better than us, TJ. Well done, Sam.

32:29Rich Eisen:Way to get in the spirit of it right there, Sam. Well done. Not bad, Sam. Hey, Sam, how are you? You're pretty good at it, Sam. You should call back. All right, I think I will. That was delightful. That was... All right, I think I will. If this was another show, he would be wrecked. Wrecked him. And then tell us how great we are. Oh, my God. Line three intrigues me. Do we want to take line three? Do we want to take line three? Absolutely. I don't know why he wants to talk about this or why his... Double B in Michigan. You're on the Rich Eisen Show. What's going on, Double B? Hey there, guys. Okay, it's a man.

33:14That's good. I just wanted to give some advice. I'm doing a volunteer event in a dunk tank this weekend. Oh! This is a curveball for Rich Eisen Consulting. As it said, it was typed in differently. I need heckles. I need what's going to get me almost drowned, but I don't want them to find me in the parking lot later. So I can't cross that line, but just get close enough. So hold on a second. Are you sitting in the dunk tank? Good question. Excellent follow-up. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be in the dunk tank riding high. Who are the ones who are attempting to dunk you in said tank, Double B? It's going to be this event called Bertucky Days out there where it's like a carnival fair type thing.

34:01No, no, no. I'm not asking. Listen, double B. It's Michigan. Double B. You've got your equal opportunity state. You've got to focus, double B.

34:09Rich Eisen:You've got to focus, focus, focus on me here, okay? We're trying to help. I don't care where, I don't care the surroundings. Who are the individuals attempting to dunk you? Who are they? Just random civilians? Random people. Yeah, random people, some friends, some family, mostly random. Okay, because it's crucial. If you are asking for smack talk to those who are throwing and you're not going to see them again, who cares? Say whatever you want. That's fair. I just wouldn't want you to go personal. We don't have any experience. Is there anybody in RAS Consulting who has dunk tank experience? I mean, I've been in one before and I've thrown at one before.

34:50If you've been in one, so have you? I mean, Sarah could give roasts to me. She would have to see the people before. That's true. It's hard to give general insults. I know. And I know a bunch of yo mama jokes. I don't know if that's appropriate for the dunk tank. But I could give them a ton of those. Rookie of the year, you know, you could just make fun of their arm or something. Yeah, pitcher's got a big butt. Stuff like that, yeah. But, you know, be careful, man. What are you wearing in the dunk tank, Double B? Great question. Well, you know, it is a family event, so I'm probably going to avoid the Speedo.

35:24So I'm thinking donut patterned onesie. Oh, like a singlet? Are you a wrestler? Can you wear a singlet or something? That's not bad. You know? Like old school? I haven't considered that, but that's a good idea. Double B, there you have it. You're welcome. Will you be consuming beverages while you sit on these? Oh, yeah. I thought that was implied.

35:51That was implied, Chris. Come on now.

35:55Rich Eisen:Hold on a minute. Wiedemanns? We doing that? What do we got? He's gone. All right. So, you know, you figure. I try to name a Midwestern beer. To tell him, like, you know, if someone's got their kid there. Oh, don't make fun of the children. No, no, no. I'm saying let your kid throw it. They got a better arm than you. Right, that type of stuff. Type insults. And then some little leaguer comes up and hits the bullseye, man. and suddenly you are wet. You think I was going to say make fun of the kid? You started with your mama. He's only jumping in front of a camera when his godson is on TV. Why would you ever do something silly with a child?

36:32He's not going to remember that. But I would. We haven't forgotten that. Let me jump in front of him. I'll do it again too. I'll do it again. Oh, my gosh. And, you know, Rich, that led to me going to Indianapolis this week. Very good. All right, we take a break. There it is right there. That's your godson who we have done our best to obscure his face. He doesn't really look like that. Obviously. Thank God. All right, let's take a break. I've got my top five games that I'm looking forward to seeing for the rest of the week, and maybe we sneak in another phone call or two. Hey, if you're going to a carnival, you know, let us know, and we'll help you out.

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38:42Rich Eisen:Visit Progressive.com today. Okay, we talked at length about the Thursday night football game. It's now time to look over the steering wheel at the rest of week number three with my weekly Friday staple top five matchups I'm looking forward to seeing for the rest of the week. This is my week three such edition. Hit it. high five one two three four five riches top five all right here we go number five on the list once upon a time it was joe burrow versus jj mccarthy and you think that's no longer of interest you think i'm like the rest of nfl network that tells tom pelissero stay home we don't need you at the game we're not we're not looking at two and oh jake browning versus one and one carson Wentz, you can stay at home.

39:29Rich Eisen:You know what I say to that? Uh-uh. I'm going here. I'll be on NFL game day morning talking with Tom on his home camera, but I'm going with this to start the top five. Let's see what Carson Wentz can do. Can he keep this Viking ship afloat? And guess what? I want to see if Jake Browning's going to prove me right. The season is not over for the Cincinnati Bengals. one Eastern on CBS. Let's go. Can't wait to see that. Number four on the list is the one that TJ Jefferson is watching with the man who shall not be named in his barn. He's going to drive Mila's old car to her house. It's my car. I paid for it.

40:17Rich Eisen:It's still her old car. It's still her old car. It's still her old car. He's going to take that 90s car. It's 2 ,000, bro. And he's going to go and hang out with one of the two-and-a-half men and see if one-and-a-half teams are going to play each other very well. Which one's the half is the question. I don't know. Can the Cowboys go to Chicago and put the Bears in a deep 0-3? What's happening? I thought Ben Johnson was supposed to be the answer whole. or will Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams finally get rid of these pre-snap problems and post-snap one right off and where it doesn't shine on the Dallas Cowboys.

41:02Rich Eisen:And I'm kind of wondering at the end of the day if this will be another one where the Cowboys are missing one in particular. Macca. Because Dallas needs to win this one. Otherwise, they're going one and two into that Sunday night week four game against Macca. Oh, it's going to be on and cracking in that barn.

41:27Rich Eisen:Pass me some more of that crudite, will you, Ashton? Crudite? I don't know. What do they serve there?

41:38Rich Eisen:I'm wondering. What do you mean what do they serve there? What do they serve there? What do you get to eat while you're watching your team against 16? Let me tell you something. Mina can cook first and foremost. Okay. Very good. I imagine there'll be something fancy with the proceeds of that car. Look, we're not. Listen. All right. Number three on the list. It's going down here just up the road. The Chargers win on a Friday in Brazil. They win on a Monday in Vegas. It's a Sunday in Los Angeles, and Jim Harbaugh is bringing his Chargers home 2-0. They're number 10 against Denver's number 10. It's Bo Nix time on the road.

42:16Rich Eisen:What can the Denver Broncos do? Will they avoid the dreaded leverage penalty at the end? Will there be any leverage penalty? What is going to happen when the Chargers and Broncos play one another? Can the Chargers win this game and go 3-0 and have a win, all three of those wins, against their division rivals? What a way for the Chargers to start. Or can the Denver Broncos take that full-on bandwagon that was filling up during the summer and say, you were all right. We can actually be the team to win this division. Because guess what? If the Raiders lose in Washington and the Broncos beat the Chargers, doesn't matter what happens Sunday night, Denver would be in first place in this division through three weeks.

43:08Just like that. Or the Chargers could have a firm grasp in this division. 3-0, 1-1 up, or 2-1 up, or even 3-1 up on people. We shall see. Number two on the list, Lions and Ravens. The Lions 50-burgered Ben Johnson. And now they come for John Harbaugh and the Ravens. The last time they met was a couple of years ago. let's not forget the Lions had just beaten the Chiefs we were all like wait a minute the Lions are for real? and we thought they were for real they were winning games and then they go into Baltimore and Baltimore made them understand not there yet as we recall the carriage turned back into a pumpkin again last time they were there turned into a carriage again because they made the NFC championship game this is two years ago So Jared Goff says they remember.

44:13Yeah, they kicked our butt. They got after us early and often. And, yeah, we certainly remember that. 38-6 was the final score of that game. Maybe. So. That's why you said play him. What is going to happen on Monday Night Football? The Manning brothers are back on their simulcast. I will be sitting on the couch watching Lions and Ravens. Can't wait for that one. Number one, though. Can't wait. it's a rematch of the divisional playoff game. The only team to give the Eagles a scare in last year's playoffs were the Los Angeles Rams coming in with the city on fire, literally, and the ice taking place in Philadelphia with the snow.

44:54And even though Saquon was doing Saquon things, as he usually does to the Rams, over 200 yards of offense from him alone, the Rams had a chance to win it and almost pulled it off. I cannot wait for this 2-0 versus 2-0 game. That's the game I'm looking forward to seeing the most for the rest of week number three here on the Richland Hall. You have one more. I have one more. I've toyed with 2-0 San Francisco versus 2-0 Arizona. I toyed with some other games as well, but I'm going with this one, Christopher. One and one Pittsburgh. Go to Foxborough. One and one New England. Let's not forget, everybody thinks Mike Vrabel was a Patriot since the minute he left the Ohio State University.

45:35Not true. He was drafted by the Steelers. Vrabel revenge game. Not really. But I kind of dig this game a lot. Aaron Rodgers in New England. They did not look good against the Seattle Seahawks. And the Patriots coming off of a terrific game for them. In Miami, a terrific finish. And Drake May, maybe his best statistical game as a professional quarterback. Let's see what happens, right? Yeah, this is kind of like our segment earlier in the week. Are the Steelers the week one team? Or are the Patriots the week two team? Who are they?

46:05Rich Eisen:In week three, it all plays out on CBS. And that's my top five matchups with one more for week number three. That's a fun game. Okay. Fantastic. Who are you going to take in that one? I'm leaning towards the Steelers. You asked. All right. We're done talking. Okay. Okay. These are a lot of games that I have no idea. It's a tough week. It's a tough picks week. We have to figure out. So I'll be home watching my Sunday ticket, and you'll be watching your Sunday ticket. Doing the same. TJ will be landing and going straight to the barn. When do we get the barn in? Yeah, when do we get the barn? Probably never.

46:50Can't you just say, hey, I'm bringing a couple friends by? Probably never. No, no, no, no. Just the speck is real. Yeah, thank you. Okay. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show podcast. You can watch and listen to The Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio, Disney Plus, and on the ESPN app. The Rich Eisen Show, the podcast.

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