NFC West Predictions

20:12Rich Eisen:This is only the third Philadelphia Eagles win-loss win. Really? Yeah. And one week from tonight, they're out. They're off the board for win-loss. Can't do it. All right. What happens a week from tonight? Oof. Yeah, I got it. How could you be stumped, Matthew? You knew that was the way this was going to start. No, no, no, no, no. This Micah thing is an evolving situation, so it's got to constantly take a duo count, but it's such a mess. It's got to win. It's got to be a win. At the Chiefs. I think we lose. 1-1 home for the Rams. Win. 2-1 at the Bucs.

20:52Yeah, we win that one.

20:53Rich Eisen:3-1 home for the Broncos. We might lose that one, actually, I think. So is that a might lose or a definitely lose? I think Bo Nix is going to surprise some people and that defense is really good, and I think it's going to surprise even the Eagles are not going to be ready for Wisconsin. All right, so a quick way to bounce back. 3-2 at the Giants on Thursday night. Russell Wilson is getting embarrassed. That's a win. 4-2 at the Vikings. That's a win. 5-2 home for the Giants. I think by that point, Jackson Dart gets in, and we might lose. Oh, wow. My goodness, look at you. losing to Jackson Dart at home would be an O 'Henry-like twist, but you're now 5-3 off the bye at Green Bay on a Monday night.

21:41We lose. I think that's your grand trip.

21:44Rich Eisen:If they're 5-4 having lost two in a row, it will be... 5-4 home for the Lions. That's a win. 6-4 at the Cowboys. That's a win. 7-4. We didn't even apologize to you. Everyone apologizes. That wasn't even an apology. Thanksgiving against the Bears. I'll be at that game. That's a win. All right. Eight and four at the Chargers on a Monday night. I think it's close, but I think we win. Nine and four home for the Raiders.

22:24Rich Eisen:This is the one. I think by that time, I don't know if Ashton Genty is going to be on a roll, and I I think he might be a lot. We might be gas, injuries. I think we lose that game. Oh, my goodness. Nine and five at the Washington Commanders. Wow. That's somebody who got their undergraduate in the D.C. area and had to withstand the Commanders fan for 10 years as an Eagles fan. I think we win. Ten and five at the Bills.

22:52I think we lose that one, too.

22:54Rich Eisen:Ten and six home for the Commanders. Win again. Eleven and six. Thank you for the call. Matthew in Seattle I was I think Eagles fans were tapped out the minute he said they lose to Jackson Dart at home 11-6 is that win-loss game Adam Ray is he here? Do I hear him in the back? Adam Ray is here? Let's take a break Adam Ray, the hilarious Adam Ray coming up next Rich Eisen here for Gusto after all these years talking to athletes coaches, entertainers and people at the top of what they do, one thing is pretty clear. Success usually depends on getting the details right. For small business owners, that includes payroll, hiring, onboarding, benefits, you know, the work that keeps everything moving, even if it's not the reason you started the business in the first place.

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25:35Rich Eisen:Back here on the Rich Eisen Show, 844-204-RICH is the number now. Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Ray is here. If you can't tell where I'm from. Look at this. Seahawks. Seahawks, Sonics, Mariners. I mean. You got it all working, but I see the jacket. I see the hat. what do we call this ensemble underneath? Maylife Crisis. No, I mean, I'm only 43. No, it's a shirt short. It's not a onesie. No, it's from this company called Chubbies. And they sent me Seahawk. I mean, it's dude, it's like, it almost feels like a bathing suit. And then there's just real thin material. I'm all about comfy. I'm all about comfy at this point in my life.

26:17You know? I mean, you see Sandler. I remember seeing Sandler on talk shows being like, oh, that's how you do it. Who wants to wear a suit and a tie? I mean, look at you. You look like you're just out of Jamba Juice, and you're ready to play some pickleball or coach a shuffleboard team.

26:32Rich Eisen:That went in increasing order of disrespect. Can I be honest? You started somewhat disrespectful, very disrespectful, and extremely disrespectful. You ended with a pretty high level of disrespect. Well, just expect a really good Hanukkah gift this year. I think I came in hot because I saw my headshot that you pulled up from I think the first time I was ever here I mean look I my weight fluctuates. I definitely have I'm definitely probably down 15 from that picture You look good. Okay, good. Thank you. Although I mean I don't know man. I mean that guy's off a bender that guy just had a fentanyl cupcake and a Gatorade zero, but not in that order and he that guy just invested in crypto This is the guy right here who's still like dude crypto's coming back.

27:18That's right right there. Yeah, you do That guy's like, Mike Pence is going to run in 2035. You know, this guy, nobody wants this guy to be around their fantasy football league, their kids. Yeah, you're talking about investing in AI right there. Yeah, he invested in AI. The movie was from Steven Spielberg. There you go. Nice. This guy, you know, I feel pretty good. You know, when I didn't feel pretty good? Two days ago, I went to our friend Bert Kreischer to do a Something's Burning. Oh, I saw that, man. The picture. Yeah. Me and Mr.

27:44Rich Eisen:Rob Lowe. So you were just on the Bert? The Something's Burning. I can't tell. Is this a Bert cast? No, this was Something's Burning, that you and Cam Hayward and I did the Super Bowl. Where he was making the most inedible concoctions. For a guy who knows how to eat. I don't want to say it's a bad cook. What the hell was that? It was an awful sandwich. I mean, I had a seizure and a panic attack at the same time. I'm not good with spice. My wife, shout out, she makes fun of me constantly because pico de gallo is about where the train stops. And I had a pepper. He made she crab soup. Is that a? It was so bad.

28:20Rich Eisen:What Burt was doing in New Orleans, New Orleans is home for, doesn't matter, just put it all in a pot. And even people in New Orleans were saying, you're putting that together? That's how bad it was. Yeah, it was awful. Terrible. It was bad. So you're back again now. I'm back again, but Rob Lowe was there. I was like, there's no way he's going to poison Rob Lowe. He's Rob Lowe. We need Rob Lowe. There's a few actors in this country and world that were just, were never, I don't think, I think Rob Lowe, and you go ahead and pull up the DraftKings or whoever's betting on this, the Cashy or whoever's betting on this.

28:57Rob Lowe, I think, lives to 250. Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Mariners go to the World Series, Cal hits 70, and Rob Lowe lives to 250.

29:08Rich Eisen:Hey, Rob Lowe, 250. Now let me ask you a question. Sure. You're Cal Raleigh, and your nickname is the Big Dumper. Love it. Yep. Jared Kellen gave him that nickname. which is great i'm sure and it's done with love but you're talking about the size of his ass yeah dude awesome and it's a dude it's a big butt dude and i went to spring training and uh this past year i'm wondering how this sentence finishes and well i did see uh dylan moore in the uh in the shower with a towel around his waist and all i gotta say is dear diary i know we just uh sent him off but dude talk about a major and julio was like somebody was like dude you gotta go take a shower and get the full because i got to suit up and train with the m's after i roasted them at 9 a.m yeah and uh which by the way i had all these like jokes about the ownership and john stands right there and he's like you know they told you no jokes about the ownership and i was like and i all dude i had this like thought where i was like do i do it anyway like because you know do i roll the dice but you got to read the room i did this roast of jelly roll last year in nashville and kid rock was there and they told us no jokes about kid rock so all i heard was do a ton of jokes about kid rock and I was like, Kid Rock's here, Kid Rock, I'll make this quick.

30:15I know you got to get back to talking too loud or to Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel is actually how Kid Rock's Live is going to end. And it did it, but it bombed. It got more laughs here than it did there. So I'm like, don't roast the owner. Learn from your mistakes. Yes, sir. I roasted, you know, I was like Julio Rodriguez. Look at Julio. I was like, Julio, you know, I'm married, but I'm in room 216 in La Quinta and if you want to stop by. I was like, look at that smile, dude. Every time you smile, you're in a Powerade commercial. Those teeth are so white. Dude, I don't know what's more white, your teeth, or your teammates.

30:40this feels like the clubhouse that Jaggy Robinson played against in his first game I go where were you guys on January 6th and then Rady Tellez was on the team I go Rady you're so fat and Jewish I don't know if you spend more time in a synagogue or a Cinnabon and then I just went hard in the paint. So what did you say for Raleigh though? So for who? To Cal Raleigh Oh so Cal Raleigh I said Cal's got 50 ,000 followers on Instagram 60 ,000 followers on Pornhub and then but anyway so Cal during spring training gave me his bat to take some swings and uh and i was sitting off dan wilson was just awesome it was a fantasy camp and i hit a couple ground balls and then i hit one semi-deep into the outfield just connected i'm up there doing my jb inter stance right down the middle and uh you know all these fans are watching and he dan had thrown a couple in the dirt and i was like dan this is this is horse crap throw me something to to put some uh you know put the bat on and I hit it and then ran around the bases and I get up to Cal and I go I give him his bat back because he let me borrow and I go I go man if you have a magical season like let this be the moment that that you know that my juju and he goes yeah man he took the bat he took the practice he goes I feel it dude I feel it and my buddy who I brought to capture BTS wasn't rolling at that moment if there was ever a moment to have a clip and then post like all his home runs after I mean I think he's going to hit.

31:59I honestly think he's going to hit. Oh, man. I wanted 60. No problem, which is wild. But I honestly think 70 is like, oh, I think it is having the craziest. It's like when teams just get hot at the right time and everything's clicking the way it should. I think he's just there's no slowing down. And yeah, oh, he doesn't bat over 300. He's not MVP. Dude, you know, I'm sorry your dad didn't hug you. He's fine. You know, he's going to.

32:23Rich Eisen:No, we were talking about it while you were making your way here that we think he is the MVP. You do? The American League. Absolutely. We'll also look at the Mariners. And I'm a Yankee fan, too. That's right, dude. But Judge did miss some time. And what Raleigh is doing is something we've never seen before. And now we know why. It's more impressive for the catch position, right? Because you used his bat in spring training, which normally would be the ultimate Ziggy. But look at you, man. Yeah. I did it. Everyone's wondering, where did this come from? Adam Ray's magic touch. There you go. You have to contribute some way.

32:56You can't just drink beers and scream at the TV. You got to get out there. You got to fly to Scottsdale. You got to, you know, it was, by the way, being in full uni is like, I mean, dude, you got to do it with the Yanks. You got to just pull some strings.

33:10Rich Eisen:I'm just, whenever I watch a baseball game, and I swear I think about this all the time, is just imagine how amazing it is that these guys are in their 30s. Or even some of these, you know, managers and coaches, they get to put on a baseball uniform every day. It's awesome. Every day. Like they're eight, you know. They probably think that way, right? They're out there just being like, wow, I was doing this 25 years ago when I was a child. And in the same way that you're wondering, you know, okay, we don't bat an eye when hockey allows people to hit each other, right? Why is baseball the only sport where they make the coaches and managers and grown-ass adults and senior citizens dress like they're eight years old?

33:50Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

33:51Rich Eisen:Like, what if, like, Doc Rivers had to put on a basketball, like a Bucs uniform? You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And the hockey coach is still a suit and boot, right? I like that. Did Emilio Estevez wear a suit in Mighty Ducks? Can we look that up, please? Can we look that up? Yeah. At the start of number two, yeah. Number two, I think he went. Then he goes back. Because then they got sponsored, right? Right. But I think he was like, I think just wearing like a Ducks jacket, maybe just a light polo, maybe a Hanes t-shirt. Yeah. What if they made Andy Reid dress like he did in that punt, pass, and kick competition years ago?

34:24Rich Eisen:Like he's got to show up in a full pads. and uniform for the Kansas City Chiefs. That would be weird, right? But in baseball, it's just like, okay, whatever. I might meet Andy Reid. I'm going to the opening of Travis and Pat's Steakhouse in a couple weeks. Oh, is that right? I'm assuming he'll be there. 1587? I'm assuming if the coach doesn't show up to the opening of your Stars Steakhouse. Let me tell you something. If Mahomes and Travis Kelsey are opening up a restaurant. Yeah, a glory hole. Andy Reid's going to be there. That's one way to put it. But the way that I'm essentially saying, okay, is that if they got a restaurant, he's going to be there.

35:05Rich Eisen:But it's red meat, man. He's not going to show up and order the fish, for instance. You know what I mean? He will be there. And Andy Reid will get, he might get the first steak, and maybe he'll dress like this. Look at number 22 behind him. Could you imagine you're number 22 and you're just like, I got to compete. Like he's staring at Andy Reid's big dumper. yeah dude that's like we should like he's just right like could you imagine they were in the same competition these two how come nobody has done a side-by-side like the best butts in baseball like the the bbb like i don't know we've been talking about cal's you know ass for the last you know i guess two years straight but like i'm right at the top of the dome i'm just i'm immediately thinking of cecil fielder that was probably up until cal raleigh cecil fielder maybe Bobby, no Bobby Bonilla I guess was pretty svelte but you got the all time, the Mount Rushmore of big dumpers is what you're saying right now?

35:59Rich Eisen:Let's try to put it together. George Scott, remember George Scott? Ron Karkavice? Ron Karkavice. That's an odd choice. Ron Karkavice sounds like something you don't want to order off the menu at Chili's. At 1587. At 1587. Actually I do want to, if I ever. You're going. You're going. I'm going man. I got the invite. I got the ball signed by them. I think it was signed by them. It looked, sometimes the signature The pictures look a little askew to where you're like, is this just Alfonso Ribeiro and Tom Bergeron? Even though it says Travis Kelsey and Pat Mahomes. You know what I'm saying? There was a video posted of Jeremy Allen White.

36:34The AFV host. Say it again? America's Funniest Videos hosts. Tom Bergeron and Alfonso. And also Dancing with the Stars.

36:40Rich Eisen:That's right. Bergeron, dude. What a legacy. What a legacy he's left behind. But there's a TikTok of Jeremy Allen White in New York and signing autographs for fans. And he literally just did squiggle squiggle. and I'm like at that point don't do it you know what I'm saying I don't know at least have one letter be legible I know you're like time is money you got to move and shake but I've seen Harrison Ford do it the H is there so you can tell people there's Harrison Ford and they're like it could be Henry Fonda I don't know who's another H name Hunter Biden look at this guy big crackhead but amazing son Dr.

37:20Rich Eisen:Phil live show. You've done your last one or what? We did our last one. We are announcing a last, last one. Oh. Which hopefully you'll stop by. When is this? Tickets are not on sale yet, and it's not even announced, but you know what? I love you, Rich. I love the show. Okay. Let's have this be a breaking news. And what do you got? Do we have a breaking news sound effect? Oh, yes, we do. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We got it. We got the whole drop right here. I knew you did. Of course we've got it. Here it comes. No, we got. Give him the phone. Give him the phone. Here it comes. Boom. And Maria, I see breaking news.

37:53There you go. Dr. Phil live, the final show. Man, it's been two years of fun, laughs, and love. We got a Netflix special with the real Phil, but we're calling it quits. We're wrapping it up. And the final show will be December 16th here in Los Angeles at the Wilton Theater. That's right. Wow. The Wilton Theater. That's a nice spot. We're going big. We should do the comedy store for$350, but we thought we'd go big for the last one. A couple thousand people. And do we have some surprises in store? This one, it's a week before the holidays. It's in L.A. It's a Tuesday. Tuesday night. So you better best it.

38:24There's going to be people that are around and available.

38:26Rich Eisen:And I won't dress like I did the last time. Nah, dude, look at you, man. I don't even know why I decided to dress that way. You look like John Stamos' boss in the Netflix show You. Remember when you played like the... John Stamos was there, as a matter of fact. John Stamos was there. That very night. There you go. You crushed it, though, Rich. Have you gotten any comments or DMs about your performance? Yeah, man. Of course. and plus being on that stage it's as classic as they come. It's wild dude it's wow that's still Tuesday December 16th. Tickets will be on sale I believe in two weeks I will be there.

38:59Rich Eisen:Come through it's going to be a big party. We have a spot in Dublin, Ireland coming up in just a couple of days yeah go tomorrow and then the show is in a couple days and I've never been to Dublin I've never performed there so it's at the Vicar Street Theatre. I know you guys got a big Irish following right? Of course. So Vicar Street Theatre August 31st and then we're just going to Italy to hang out for a little bit of time and vacay because no time off until the rest. By the way, I'm going to Indianapolis in September. September 12th through the 14th. Do you guys have any ties to McAfee? Do you know McAfee?

39:30I'm trying to go on that show out there.

39:32Rich Eisen:Yes. Really? I'll hook you guys up. Wow, cool. I can't guarantee a booking. I don't need the rich eyes and guarantee. I just need the rich eyes and opportunity. Sure. Yeah, you got it. Awesome. Amazing. I always wonder if you guys are friends with the other You and Pat will have a great conversation We've known Pat a long time Oh cool I assume so You know how people just assume They're like oh dude you must know Carrot Top Because you do comedy I'm like I never met him I follow him on LinkedIn But I don't know the guy personally But in your world I assume everybody It's a smaller community of people at the top Absolutely Cool I will handle that personally I love you dude Brookfield Wisconsin 26th to 28th And then right here in Hermosa Beach September 30th, adamraycomedy.com Thanks, brother.

40:15Rich Eisen:For tickets, the About Last Night podcast. Stick and stay for the rest of the program, please. Please, I don't want to go anywhere. No, we want to do this next time. I think we should do this. We have, you know, we just throw words out there, phrases out there, asides every now and then. We'll say, you know what, that's a good fantasy team name. Brockman writes them down all year long. Great. Next week, Paul Rudd will zoom in. He does this every year. He chooses the name of the team, but we need to cull the list down to eight. Wow. And I'd love if you would use your comedy chops to say which would be the most comedic, resonant names for us.

40:50Rich Eisen:I would be honored. Okay. Maybe I'll throw in a few of my own. The problem is, though, is we don't have a lot of context. Not a lot of context. Chris never writes down the context. We try to remember that. But that's next. Adam Ray is here.

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41:39Rich Eisen:Rich Eisen here with some advice. If high-interest credit card debt is grinding you down, it might be time to call an audible with a SoFi personal loan. It consolidates your debt into one low monthly payment with no fees required. And with as soon as the same day funding, you can make the right play fast. Call an audible on your debt today at SoFi.com slash debt play. Loans originated by SoFi Bank N.A. Member FDIC. Terms and conditions apply. NMLS 696891. Fast funds terms apply at SoFi.com slash debt play. Yeah, Adam Ray just asked me if I'm going to do SportsCenter again. I'm going to do it Tuesday, December 16th.

42:16Rich Eisen:Let's go. I'm sorry. Wait, on the Dr. Phil live show? Dr. Phil, yeah. Oh, should I do SportsCenter from Dr. Phil? I remember that's what we did on the comic store show. We had you commentate to live highlights. Remember there was like Brad Williams jumping off an inflatable toy? It was, by the way, he's like, we got highlights for you to narrate. The image of that. And we'll set it up. And it was literally like nut shots. Nothing but nut shots. But you were so good. You're so good, dude. You look, you talk, you react. And I just had to say, because I said it to Rich through text and off air, but goosebumps, chills, all the good feelings.

42:54It was better. If somebody told me, hey, would you rather have your parents get back together or see Rich Eisen go back on SportsCenter, I would pick the latter every time. It was so great. Hearing your voice attached to highlight packages brought me right back. to a, it's the same way music brings you back. It's the same way when I hear Chumbawamba, I think of grinding on Brooke Alcarte at a Shortcrest High School dance. Shout out to Brooke, she's married and has kids, but she has a husband, I think a big fan. But it brought me back. And hearing your voice and watching Highlights Rich, was, man, I was telling him, it got me emotional, man.

43:30Because it took me back to when I lived in Seattle with my single mom at the time, and just every morning watching you and Stu and going to high school and starting, you know i just quit football to play danny's do go in greece and figured out that i kind of wanted to do acting and then now i'm down here and now i'm here but like so it took me all back

43:46Rich Eisen:dude and you crushed it thank you yeah i loved it it really was like putting uh putting myself in a time machine and just serving the sports comfort food you know what i mean uh you had to do it more man i i plan on it i just don't know when i don't know when i'm gonna you know do it next but i they you know they've been kind enough to ask and i'll i'll do it it's too it was it was too much fun to not do it again you murdered you know um and i just i just loved uh doing highlights you know and you put a beast quake in there a little bit well i mean that was the top 10 uh sports they came up with the idea how about top 10 nfl moments since you've yeah not uh since you lasted sports kind of cool and he he you know i'm sorry i put number one being you know malcolm butler i did see that but you know i put that over the um james harrison um touchdown because that one literally decided the super bowl i'm sorry you know i can't watch it by the way which is wild like if it's anywhere i've been in uh gyms you know and when i'm standing there at the lobby of the curves and they're like sir you don't have a membership and i'm like please i've used that elliptical before they're like you're not big enough and so i uh or a woman and so then so i go But when I see it on TV pop up, I have to leave or just put my head up.

45:03It's that triggering.

45:05Rich Eisen:It's wild. I was recalling this the other day that my first day I had walked into ESPN ever. It was for an informational interview with Keith Olbermann. I was just coming off my summer internship, and I got connected with Keith Olbermann. For a long story short, I went there, and that was the day that Cordell Stewart hit Michael Westbrook to beat Michigan at the last second and I'm walking around ESPN it's a dream come true to be at ESPN and I wanted every television set turned off so I know how it feels and I can't watch that back either Keith Jackson with the call like an the iconic voice of college football and I'm at ESPN and there's I'm a kidney candy store TV sets everywhere sports everywhere and I'm like, can I get a remote to snap every freaking television set off so I totally get that.

45:59Yeah, I'd rather watch my stepdad and mom get down than watch that Super Bowl. I'd rather be in the room, and eyes closed, but I'd rather be in the room and listen to the audio of that than see, you get what I'm saying. By the way, Chief Seahawks, I was telling Rich, I got to call the radio Seahawks Chiefs preseason game.

46:20Rich Eisen:And the TV Virgin's on NFL Network right now. I got to call it being in the booth. Childhood dream was insane. Not only do our Hawks look incredible. Sammy D SD card, as I'm calling them new nickname, not sure it's going to stick. Every time Bobo scored a touchdown, which was twice, I go, let's check our watches. Yep. It's Bobo time. That has not caught on yet. What did you also say? It's like, I said, we got a sack. I said, I said, num, num, num, num, Somebody pull the bus over. We got a sack lunch for dinner. Somebody pulled the bus over. Yeah. We got a sack lunch for dinner. And then, And then Martinez, one of our running backs, got a touchdown.

46:54And I said, can we reopen the kitchen? We're serving touchdown salads. And Rabel goes, oh, boy, it's going to be a long night.

47:02Rich Eisen:Adam Ray is here. In the few minutes we have left in this hour, we have written down about 25 different asides that one of us have said or one of our guests have said that causes us to stop our conversation and go, that's a great fantasy team name. and we need this list called down to eight for us to give to Paul Rudd next week to choose which is the fantasy team name that Chris and I are going to employ in a fantasy league in which we are, and TJ used to be part of it, but he's now moved on, correct? He's moved on. I got my own team. He's got his own team. Is Rudd also, oh, I just got a text from Gavin Newsom.

47:40It's probably real. Is Rudd in the league or not?

47:43Rich Eisen:Rudd is not in the league. He just picks our name every year. All right, here we go. So you say this is usable or it's not. Okay, great. Musk of Schottenheimer. Which Schottenheimer? It's Brian, right? I assume Brian. I assume. Well, we're going to go keep it or toss it. I'm going to go keep it. Keep it. Zubaz exterior. I don't know what that is. For a second there, I thought you better say jubag, but Zubaz sounds even better. So Zubaz what? Exterior. Zubaz exterior. What is that? I don't know. Zubaz, remember the pants back in the day? Yeah, Zubaz pants. All right, we're going to toss that. All right, toss it.

48:16Rich Eisen:Complete football impotence. Little long. Okay, so toss that. Good use of the word impotence, but little long. Splash of insanity. Splash, underrated movie. Virtual insanity, one of my favorite songs. Also grinded on Brooke Alkart to that song. By the way, there's a playlist of just me and Brooke Alkart that is out there somewhere. That so far is the top of the list for me. Okay, keep. Tier martini. My wife loves martinis. tear all right it just didn't flow this one is uh walberg's theragun pit crew yeah dude i mean we're going walbergs we're going walburgers we're going i'm keeping that anything walberg whether it's donnie mark or the other brother somebody told the story about playing golf with him right and he had the theragun yep oh it's nate bergetzi told about that yes that's a keep uh this one was i know what this one this was in context of of of chief's fatigue and everyone was sick and tired of the Chiefs.

49:13Rich Eisen:So bundle Ruski of hate. That's a good one. That might be in there. Ginger Persuasion. Is it only redheads in that league? I guess so, right? So that's got to be the girl from the Wendy's girl, Santino, Bill Burr. I think Santino might have used it. It might have been Santino's, honestly. I don't think Santino's ginger, by the way. I think he dyes his hair. I think it's a shtick. It's like Brad Williams. He's actually 6 '5". Gene Shallott's mustache. Yep, keeper. Big Dom's lockbox. from the Eagles. Lockbox is fun to say. It reminds me of Lunchbox from Little Giants. I don't know what this is from.

49:46Finger Gunned by Costner. Yikes. Can we even still get cancelled? Finger Gunned by Costner. That's what you mean, yeah. We're keeping that. Nitpicking Gosling. Oh, anything with Gosling. Okay, Keeper. Triple Favre Lindy.

50:03Rich Eisen:Alright, we're tossing that. Tsunami of Profanity. I think if it was Tsunami Profanity, but tsunami of you put the oven there you just you made it a little too you overstayed your welcome mission critical adjacent mission critical is good again dude sometimes less is more toss uh sizzle shots of curran that's tom curran of tom curran with glamour shots basically all right we'll toss that john leon's hot tub i mean not only is that a great fantasy football team that's a great restaurant that i'd love to open actually that's a hot tub center i'd like to open i used to there There was a place called Tubbs that I drove by in elementary school when my best friend's dad was driving us home from soccer.

50:41I had just scored on our own team. He called me an effing idiot on the drive home. And then we drove by Tubbs. And I go, oh, is that Tubbs a sandwich place? Because there was also a sandwich place on Lake City Way, shout out, called Tubbs. And he goes, no, that's a place where strangers go to have fun. I didn't know what that meant until about two weeks ago. What's the next name you got, Rich?

50:56Rich Eisen:Vrabel Pinky Wave. Yes. I got one of those at the American Century Championship. He waved at me with his pinky. A little Dr. Evil? And then last one. Locational Eskimo Brothers. I mean dude I think we can all look around the room and say hey we all might have been in the same place at the same time at some point in our lives so keep it we're going to have to call this list down a little bit can I throw in two in a second we'll come back and finish the show on the Roku channel in the meantime go to adamratecomedy.com for tickets for the radio audience we will chat with you on Friday

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