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25:12Is that what I should be doing? What you should be doing is honoring your promise that you made when you were looking to get confirmed in this job. You're going like this. That is, you promised that you would not take away vaccines from anyone who wanted them. You just changed the classification of the COVID vaccine. I'm not taking them away from people, Senator. It takes it away if you can't get it from your pharmacist. Most Americans are going to be able to get it from their pharmacy for free. Most Americans will be able to get it from their pharmacy for free. The question is, everyone who wants it, that was your promise.

25:51I never promised that I was going to recommend products with which there is no indication. And I know you've taken$855 ,000 from pharmaceutical companies, Senator. Did you hold up a big sign saying that you were lying when you said that? Because you are the one who said you would not take them away. Now, Senator, can you... I'm not taking them away from anything. Secretary, you... You want me to indicate a product for which there is no clinical data? It is so obvious to me that that's the woman in the movie who's supposed to be like the indifferent sort of quiet librarian who then eats children after school.

26:32That's number one. Number two, he's not taking away vaccines from anybody. All he's saying is the government isn't going to recommend things that we don't have enough information about. kind of like the COVID vaccine, but you can still go get it at CVS or Walgreens if you want to. Charlie, I just don't like this woman. And Bobby should just not be subjected to this, but it's just never going to end. They hate a traitor more than anyone else. A traitor to the party. So first of all, when he said you've taken$855 ,000, I thought he was about to say you've taken$855 ,000 boosters. Like, I was waiting for him to come at her with that.

27:12And I was like, oh my gosh, I was ready for it. I started laughing in advance. And I was like, oh, no, he's not going to say that. But she probably has taken eight hundred fifty five thousand boosters, which is, you know, a problem in itself. You know, we we all after having now several years to look at, let's just use the covid vaccine as the prime example as to something that was shoved down our throats, not just recommended, but demanded for most people who wanted to keep their jobs and, you know, and stay alive. You know, a lot of people, there's like all this fear mongering going on. And now we have the retrospective like, no, not only was it not necessary or fruitful in the terms of helping the virus not to spread, per se, but also there's a lot of horrible side effects people are now realizing.

27:58So, you know, it's, you know, when we have that information and RFK is like, no, you know, I'm not going to recommend something that is not proven to help anybody. In fact, in many cases has been proven to hurt people. This is the type of person we want more of. So to have someone like Elizabeth Warren be like, I can't believe you. This is crazy. You're breaking your promises. Absolutely not. He's doing everything and more he said he's going to do. and I want to see more people like RFK Jr. in office helping us to get to the right place because, I mean, we stick with the old, we all know what's going to happen, right?

28:33He's the new way and we need to make America healthy again. Erin, what do we do about the disconnect, the reality disconnect on all this stuff? Because obviously we watch this, everyone watching my show is watching it going, of course Bobby's right, the government doesn't have to recommend it and if you want to stick something in your body, go ahead and do it. It doesn't mean the government has to recommend it, knows that she's lying, knows that she takes money from pharmaceuticals, even if that's not the reason she's doing it. What do we do about the general disconnect that there are still millions of people that will watch that clip or it'll be shown on other, you know, lefty YouTube channels or whatever it is that are going to watch it and be like, Bobby Kennedy's hiding vaccines from people.

29:07Like, how are we ever going to arbitrage these two realities? Yeah, you know, when I watched that clip, I was thinking if Elizabeth Warren were actually Native American, her name would be she who cries crocodile tears. because we all know she didn't, she couldn't even, she sounded like she was trying to cry or she said like she was trying to be upset, but it wasn't even working. She couldn't even convince herself because she knows what she's saying is patently false. He is saying to her, I'm not, like you both pointed out, I'm not getting rid of these vaccines. We're just not forcing it on people.

29:40And there are two problems there. The first is that the left has gotten very high on their own supply of being the authoritarian ruling class of this country. and they love the control. That was COVID, right? Take the jab. It doesn't matter which one or how many. It doesn't matter if it's one with Jay and Jay or two with Pfizer. It doesn't matter. You just have to prove that you listen to us and you submit it. And with the left, it's always about submission and they're losing that power and the loss of that control is making them absolutely spiral. But the second thing is, and I usually like to be funny about this stuff, but this is so deeply unfunny to me, which is I think really this boils down to, I know it sounds like a non sequitur almost, But the trans issue to me is where all these other problems stem from, which is the left has decided to distort reality.

30:26Right. So we have RFK saying you don't have to take the vaccines. They're still available. And she says you're getting rid of them. Right. A boy is a boy. A girl is a girl. That's not true. Like we are dealing with half of the country that refuses just to acknowledge the same data set, the same set of facts that we can't even agree on just basic truths anymore. and we're just talking past each other, there is no more intellectual honesty, right? You could just be honest and say, this is okay. Not everything that Trump or his administration or RFK, whatever they do, not everything needs the knee-jerk reaction from the left to oppose it.

31:02But this is why I get very specific on pronouns and language, because if we let people slide away with distorting reality, that's when you get a hearing like this where a sitting congresswoman refuses to acknowledge what RFK is saying. Right. And they do this with all the words and all the phrases. Gender affirming care. It's the least affirming thing you could do when you chop off a child's genitals. But OK, let's leave that. We will jump. It turns out that Donald Trump did not die earlier in the week. That had some people very upset. First Tax Network USA. And then we'll get to some people booing about it.

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32:55He's almost out of a job, but here he is talking about how there was a hoax going on over the Labor Day weekend that Donald Trump had died. Turns out Donald Trump, thank God, did not die. Colbert's audience was, let's say, less than enthused. When I came back in the office, I was shocked to learn that this weekend, the biggest story was frenzied social media rumors speculating whether Donald Trump had died. For the record, Donald Trump is very much alive, okay? And no, we like our presidents alive. Donald Trump is very much alive and this whole crazy rumor started simply because Trump had zero events on his schedule Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

33:41And one of the only signs that he might still be around was music in the Rose Garden, which the White House confirmed was the president's music. Which I got to say is not the strongest proof of life. Yes, nurse, I do see that flat line, but the patient is clearly alive because his iPhone is playing Papa Loves Mambo. Papa Loves Mambo. Anyway, but because... Okay, so yes, it's obviously overly scripted. They're telling people when to laugh. He knows it's not even funny. He's embarrassed sort of when they boo, even though he's ginned them up for all of this stuff. Like, let's put aside Trump, the hoax for a second.

34:23Like the idea that these shows even exist at this point is almost patently ridiculous. Right, Charlie? Well, yeah, it's like The View. I mean, The View is like the most extreme example. Listen, all I have to say is I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful I do not have a mother that watches The View because how do you defend that? I mean, it's just one of those things. I truly don't understand what type of person goes, finds it entertaining, tells their friends about it, repeats the things they heard. I mean, I guess for like for one, like some of these shows are all for show, right? Like it used to be cool to go to like Jimmy Kimmel or like Jimmy Fallon.

35:04I don't even remember all their names anymore. Johnny Carson. You know what I mean? like it used to be cool to go on these shows and now it's just like this big charade of lameness and people pretending to like it and they I don't know you've got people from like these little tiny pockets like in the country that are like I'm gonna go to these big cities and go to these shows and sit there and I'm gonna laugh because I feel like I should and like I just had my like cheap box wine before I came here so maybe it's a little more funny than it normally would have been but um Yeah, I don't know. I don't go to those shows, so that answers your question.

35:37I don't really know. I'm not there. Right. I mean, they literally in the audience at these shows have a sign that tells you when to laugh. That is all you need to know. Like the seals. Yeah. Like the seal. Erin, Erin, we almost did it. We almost had a Rubin report first. You already know what I'm going to say. I'm back this week. Without mentioning the view. The view was not mentioned once. We didn't play a clip. Nothing. I didn't even know that was a thing, so you're welcome. I didn't want to break the streak. It was a - What did I get you, Dave? For Dave's birthday, I planted trees in Israel in Sonny Hostin's name.

36:09In Sonny Hostin's name. There's a Sonny Hostin tree in Israel for me. Yes. Yeah. No, I mean, but also the hypocrisy. Does she know this? Can we talk about the fact that the hypocrisy of that clip, specifically with Stephen Colbert, talking about how the confirmation is the music. You mean you're the same people that roughly a year ago took a letter signed by Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race when we had legitimately not seen the man and you thought we were crazy for wondering where the president was. Meanwhile, President Trump takes a holiday weekend to not solve global conflict or impose tariffs that work and don't cause inflation while markets go up or do one of the million other things that the man is doing on a daily basis.

36:54My favorite thing though is on our podcast, which we shot yesterday and you guys could find us, Members Club Pod. We're on YouTube. Thanks so much. And shameless plug, Dave. But my favorite thing was asking Charlie, Charlie, where were you when you found out that Trump was dead? And Charlie's answer was, I actually found out he was dead when he was confirmed to be alive because I'd been unaware of these rumors. It was crazy. And it was like, it was stuck in the blue sky, like mental asylum chamber, right? where we didn't even know what was going on, that it was our headlines about what was happening over on the left side of the aisle.

37:34I knew about it because liberal friends of mine were texting me asking me what happened to Trump. And I knew it had to be fake because it's a normal day on Twitter. People in the White House are doing their work and posting about it. And they got themselves into such a frenzy. They convinced themselves with wishful thinking because, again, And this is the party that's nihilistic. They hate themselves, so they hate everyone else. They want to sterilize the kids. It's that party that was so joyous that the president could possibly be dead. Well, here's a unemployed woman talking about Trump's health.

38:11Mainstream media will not touch these questions about Donald Trump's obviously declining health. His ankles are the size of watermelons. He can barely. They're like elephant legs. They're like elephant legs. Straight down. He can barely walk down a flight of stairs. And that's not even new. He can barely walk up or down stairs. When Joe Biden was president, I mean, where is Jake Tapper? Okay. We got to live in speculation and not from just the Twitter world that was, of course, attacking Joe Biden and saying he was seen out or that he was dead. There was a meme online that Joe Biden was deceased and that it was really Barack Obama running the country.

38:55We had to hear that all on social media. But that bled right onto mainstream media, who would constantly speculate about Joe Biden's health, whether he was fit enough to be president, whether he was going senile, if he ever slipped. The guy had a stutter. God forbid he stutters suddenly. OK, now with Trump, the mainstream media is so terrified of him. Charlie is Joy Rita natural blonde you know what the thing I noticed first and foremost I like squinted I'm like what is this black history hall of fame she's sitting in front of like that's her backdrop naturally it would be um you know I am a woman in my 30s and I get swollen ankles sometimes like that's not something we need to be extremely worried about okay like sometimes you get a little bloated right when you're going from time zone to time zone Trump's a busy guy sometimes you get a little bit of extra bloating.

39:46We weren't speculating about Joe Biden being senile. We had evidence. We saw him constantly smelling little children. We saw him almost like veer off into the jungle after doing a press conference. We saw him slip up the stairs of Air Force One. We saw him stumbling on stage constantly. We saw him forgetting what he was supposed to say. I mean, this was on a daily basis. We weren't speculating about anything. So it's just, I mean, this is just the most insane double standard I have ever heard. If we thought there was something really wrong with Trump, I really, really believe if something really showed up on a regular basis that was concerning, people would be talking about it because, you know, of course we want to support him, but we also are not going to prop up someone who's not fit to run this country.

40:38And the good news is, guys, if God forbid Trump wasn't fit to run the country anymore, we have a phenomenal backup in J.D. Vance. Not only is that a great point, I like how you very subtly connected the smelling of children to the senility. I'm pretty sure those things were completely unconnected, but you definitely like I think if you Google senility, it doesn't have anything to do with smelling children. His smelling children thing was happening way before the senility. But maybe, though, the fact that he was willing to the willing that the fact that he was willing to do it when he knew he was on camera maybe shows that he was senile.

41:13Right. He was taking showers with Ashley Biden long before the senility set in. So, yeah, no excuses there. Erin, do you want to pile on joy or should we just move on to Joe Biden eating ice cream for just one second? Because, yes, if I could just add one thing, which is, again, the cultural appropriation of blonde hair from liberal black celebrities who insist that everything is cultural appropriation except when joy reed or beyonce or whoever it is does it then that's whoopie goldberg you know i did a petition surprisingly it didn't go anywhere to uh have her uh give up her culturally appropriated last name goldberg never see her in synagogue never seen her eat a bagel and uh Oh, she eats bagels.

41:53Lots of them. She eats them by the bag. She eats something. We'll do this very quickly because it's low-hanging fruit, but Joe Biden, the man that literally less than a year and a half ago was still running to be president, this is all he can do at this point. Show up to an ice cream shop and listen to the way they talk to him and about him as if he's a five-year-old. God bless you, you're the president. Well, the whole family. Yeah, it's not.

42:28Guys, I know it's low-hanging fruit. It's ridiculous. It's pointless to talk about him. He now also has cancer, which he likely had, and they hid, and all of the stuff. But when you really look at that, and you see the frailty, and the way they're talking about him, and it's sort of like Dr. Jill Biden, remember after the debate, you answered all the questions. The fact that they that they dare that Joy Reid or any of these people that they dare participate in anything as it pertains to Trump. That is the man that they wanted to be president right now. It really is deranged, Erin. Yeah, I mean, there's a part of me that now that he's out of office and we've moved on to better things, a part of me feels a little sad for him and a little sorry.

43:09And the idea that maybe if he really is, he's been senile. Perhaps everything started out of his control. like Dr. Jill Biden, by the way, the Diet Dr. Pepper sitting on my desk over here is more of a doctor than she is. But, you know, maybe this is really a case of elder abuse and he didn't have a choice and he was just being guided along and he couldn't say much. I would think that except when you look at his record for decades in U.S. government, he has always been extreme. He has always hated half this country. He has always supported some of the most vile policies that have been put forth.

43:41So I don't feel badly at all. I don't feel badly at all. I hope he gets haunted. through his days as he goes into public. And I don't, I don't feel sorry for him. No, I get it. There's like the human part. And then there's this other part of like, sorry, you chose this thing. And then you're in a machine that's abusing you and everything else. Charlie. But I will say, you know what though? I have to say, and I, cause you know, I do feel like when you look at the left, they are the ones that constantly like you hear like Dave, we can't forget the time, the way we met was on Piers Morgan and that crazy person who was like, excited that Trump was shot at.

44:16You know, like you hear, you hear people like him saying, oh, like these people deserve what they get. Like, listen, I still have a lot of human left in me, like politics aside, like, I don't want to see anyone have cancer. Um, I don't want to see anyone, um, you know, become a shell of themselves in a way that, you know, it's, it's sad. It is sad for me to see, uh, videos like that, but it also makes me sad that we as a country had that as our president and that like we were forced to believe that that was okay and that we were all being gaslit into like thinking that that we were the horrible ones so um well think about this he was president in this calendar year yeah in through january he was our president that's crazy and also i didn't realize it is insane bonded you guys are trauma we are we are trauma bonded and i like seeing you guys do a little good cop bad cop that's nice but now let's uh let's really pile on Charlie here because, as we illustrated, she lives in New York.

45:12They're about to become a socialist shithole run by jihadis and genderqueer lunatics. Here is Zorhan Mamdani talking about some of his policies. A lot of what our campaign is portrayed as is if there is no precedent for it. Think about democratic socialism. I am a democratic socialist. I also wouldn't be the first democratic socialist mayor. We've had a number. And we've even had a mayor who was a member of the democratic socialist of America. That's David Dinkins, you know, not just a few decades ago. And people ask me, how can this interact with New York City being the home of global finance?

45:53And I say, my focus as a democratic socialist is ensuring that every New Yorker lives a dignified life. That is my responsibility to ensure that what you need, what is necessary for you is something that you're not priced out of. I believe that the city should provide universal child care. It's my first week back. I'm not going to say all the things. David Dinkins was mayor of New York City when I lived in Long Island and my great grandparents and grandparents and many cousins all lived in New York City and we'd go there every weekend. And he turned that place into an abject drug infested hellhole that a guy by the name of Rudy Giuliani cleaned up.

46:32We all know the story there. But I really want to focus, put aside the policies. Everyone watching this gets that the policies are ridiculous. Can you guys talk to the fake affect that he's using, the whisper and that NPR thing? Because there's something else. We all get the bad policies. There's something else going on with the way they've packaged him. They took sort of a quasi-jihadist, lefty socialist, whatever you want to call him, and they filtered him and they play lo-fi music in the background and he whispers like an NPR freak. And somehow, what do you, you guys are younger than me, what do you think that's doing to the internet generation?

47:06Charlie, you first since you're going to have to live through it. Yeah. Ha ha. First of all, please. I'm still not convinced that this is going to be the future. I think if people are smart enough and Trump gets in and does his thing like we spoke about earlier, I do believe there's still hope for New York City. And I also know that there's enough powerful people enough who are still rallying together to try to create a very positive force that drives us into November. So we'll see. I don't know. I mean, it kind of reminds me of have you ever seen and I mean, it could be similar to what we just saw with Stephen Colbert.

47:46there are certain TV shows that, you know, when you plug in the laughter, you at home, when you hear other people laugh, it makes you want to laugh. It makes you smile. So then your memories of watching the show are ones of, oh, I was laughing and I was smiling during the show. If they weren't to have people forced laughing during the show, your reactions and like your inner dialogue and how you felt would also be changed. I also feel like when you watch TV shows back. They plug in music at very specific places. If they were to take the music out and we were just to have the characters sitting with themselves and speaking and there was no music, or even like on social media, take a reel and take the music out of the background and just have the action taking place as it was, it has a totally different feel, a totally different effect on you.

48:34And I think that's what they're doing. They're finding ways to make him appeal to your inner senses to your emotions and they're finding ways that aren't actually natural to him um but superficial ways in order to get you to relate to a guy like him so they're doing a pretty good job i mean uh getting a pretty charismatic guy like himself who has like you know seemingly progressive ideas even though we know that they're just like repackaged like horrible ideas like bill de blasio just endorsed this guy so um it's it's there's a lot going on but the way he's being packaged the way he's being presented is smart.

49:09And his poll numbers are reflecting. Well, let's throw actually to Bill de Blasio, who was the pre I guess you could say he was a Democrat socialist. I don't know if he exactly said it, but he was a horrific mayor of New York City who led to a lot of this disaster. He's endorsing Mom Domi and he had a less than impressive appearance on television. Free bus. And who runs that? The city of New York runs it just like we run so many other services. And the bottom line here is to think about the free buses again. Free buses has been proven to work in many parts of the country where it's get your list of cities.

49:41But the bottom line is it is something that allows people to, one, reduce their costs, which people are overwhelmed by to get into mass transit more. It works because we know that if people are given a quality alternative they can afford, they'll use it. Bill, could you name one place, one play? I'll get back to you with the list. My God, Erin, these people. I know. Well, first of all, the bus and subway are free for the people who don't pay for it. And I feel like an idiot every time I'm swiping my Metro card, or now you could tap it finally after all these years. But no, I'm actually one of the few people that stands online at CVS in New York City to go buy something after waiting 300 hours for a worker to open every last section of CVS for me to get my shampoo.

50:29Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're paying for your deodorant, you sucker. I know. It's crazy. But, you know, I had forgotten what it was like to have cuck lord Bill de Blasio on the news because, as we all know, his wife was going around to Vogue and all the magazines talking about their open marriage that he was so clearly upset over. The man who killed Puxatani Phil, justice for Phil, if we could just remember him for a second, that's like the Groundhog Day. Oh, yes, yes. Paul Phil up and Bill de Blasio somehow dropped him and then he died so like these are things that literally killed the very important new york city lore for people to remember so that is the man endorsing like i was gonna like do he's like i did a shitty job but i wasn't able to like i i need you to finish the shitty job that i wasn't able to yeah you know yeah zoran mamdani is like the guy running for class president who's saying free vending machine and no homework and everyone's like yeah and the problem with this is that no one uses their brains anymore and everyone has goldfish memories.

51:28And because people, life in New York City and Charlie and I could both attest to this, it is expensive. It is hard. It is grinding. There is a lot of friction. And people just look for change. And so when you have a soft-spoken low-T soy beta loser who's saying, I believe in change. Don't just follow me. Trust me. That's who they're going to go with. Are you saying Bill de Blasio had no good ideas? Because I thought during COVID, this was pretty solid. Free fries when you get vaccinated? I got vaccinated. You're saying I could get this, eat delicious fries? Wait a minute. But there's also a burger element to this?

52:10Let me check with Bill Neathart. Is it too early in the day to eat a burger? No. This could be breakfast? Okay. I want you to look at this and think about, again, Some people love hamburgers, some don't really want to respect all ways of life. But if this is appealing to you, just think of this when you think of vaccination. You know, I've seen that video a hundred times, but did he turn and say, let me ask Bill Retard about this? Is that what he said? Let me ask Bill Retard about the product. Oh my God. Like, guys. The ASMR, I forgot about the ASMR part of that unsungly video with the soft french fries and the, like, things I didn't need at all.

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53:23Go to rumble.com slash premium slash Rubin to join today. That's rumble.com slash premium slash Rubin because the truth shouldn't come with a filter. Let's do one other thing here. Let's go across the pond. Here is a compilation of anti-immigration protests happening over Australia, New Zealand, UK, France, Spain, Australia, Poland, and Germany.

53:53So that kind of gives you some hope that all those racists right there might actually take their countries over again. Right, Charlie? Yeah, I mean, people are certainly realizing what the price is that they're going to have to pay if policies like this remain in place. So yeah, I love seeing stuff like that. I just hope that, you know, it doesn't get to the point where now you speak out against immigration and you decide to rally and do things like that. Then now you are at threat of being arrested. I don't know how you arrest all those people. Well, exactly. I mean, that's going to scare a lot of people, but I'm happy people at least have the courage to say, you know what, if it means potentially being arrested, so what?

54:33At least I can stand up for what I believe in. So, yeah, it gives it gives me some hope, I suppose. But I don't really know what to think anymore. on us. Let's end with this because I think it perfectly sums up so much of what we've been talking about. And actually just what you mentioned right there, Charlie, there is a comedian by the name of Graham Linehan from the UK. Here's Fox covering him being arrested for exercising what we once called free speech. Comes as British comedian Graham Linehan posted yesterday that he's been arrested again. When he landed at Heathrow Airport, Linehan says he was met by five armed officers.

55:07He says they told him he was being arrested over three posts on X. Lineham writes, quote, in a country where pedophiles escape sentencing, where knife crime is out of control, where women are assaulted and harassed every time they gather to speak, the state had mobilized five armed officers to arrest a comedy writer for this tweet. And no, I promise you, I am not making this up. Yeah, it definitely is not new. I mean, the New York Post reported just a few months ago that they'd had dozens and dozens of arrests per day based on social media postings. Meanwhile, obviously, they have crime problems that are out of control in the UK.

55:43They've had massive scandals inside the UK government and covered up by the UK media, including that Rotherham grooming gang scandal, which actually spanned a number of cities in the UK. And currently, Yvette Cooper, who's the home secretary over there, is talking about importing more refugees from the Middle East who are presumably not going to share sort of the UK's historic values. So this is what it looks like when a civilization decides to completely hollow itself out. Well, I don't know who that fast talking little guy is, but he makes a good point. There's been a lot of really bad stuff happening in the UK, like the mass grooming and raping by Pakistani gangs.

56:17They're not even gangs, like just they're random men that have been Middle Eastern men that were allowed to come to. Yeah. Right. So we've had an awful lot of that and they're going after the comedians. So I guess we should all just be happy to live in the United States, at least the three of us, huh? Yes. But also we should be happy that, you know, you have comedians like this who are still willing to stand their ground because did you see the way that he showed up today for court? He had the signs hanging around his chest, you know, saying there's no such thing as a transgender child. And then on the flip side, you know, keep men out of women's sports.

56:53Oh, you have it. Okay, cool. Yeah, because that was definitely a win. Yeah. Erin, bring us home here. Final thought. Should we arrest comedians for saying that boys and girls are different? Well, it's funny because I like to fancy myself somewhat of a comedian, which is, you know, as a woman, a very bold thing to say, but I think I'm funny for a woman. The bar for that is exceptionally low. I agree. I think I'm a little funny, Erin. Yes. No, Charlie also. For women, you're hilarious. Harley doesn't try to be funny. She doesn't try. I like actively want to be funny. So it's like the active, relentless, unapologetic pursuit.

57:27But we're women. And so we we could just, you know, no one else is funny. So it's fine. And Dave, you are you started really in comedy. And so I do think when like comedy is the place of truth. And if comedians can't say what you know to be true, even if it's uncomfortable or offensive or you disagree with it, like comedy is the final beacon of free speech in a society. So good for him. We'll keep saying just laugh. But no laugh tracks. We didn't need any laugh tracks on the show. Somehow we managed to entertain you, if you're still watching this, without any background noise the entire time. Right.

58:02I mean, Oscar Wilde, to loosely quote him, like, if you want to tell people the truth, you better be funny or they're going to kill you. What are two happening chicks like you guys do on the weekend? Charlie in New York. What are you going to do besides avoiding horrible stuff? Well, I am actually playing in a pickleball tournament this weekend. I've never, and let me just also say, I've never played pickleball in my life. So it could be very interesting, a very interesting showing, but I'm paired up with a pro pickleball player. So hopefully they pull their weight. Otherwise, I'm just going to be kicking it, you know, watching a little US Open tennis and enjoying the last, you know, few weeks of beautiful weather we have here in New York and hopefully staying safe and not, you know, getting mugged.

58:52All you need to know about pickleball is there's going to be a long line of ambulances taking the old people who break a hip and twist the knee and crush their face. And it's kind of fun to watch. Erin, you're in the free state of Florida. What are you doing? Rodeo, alligator wrestling. You're going to the Everglades to fight with the... What? What? It's funny you say that, though, because for people who don't know this, I'm hiking all the national parks. I'm not doing any this weekend, but I've done 47 of the now 63 national parks. And I did the Everglades years ago. And I did the ranger led swamp slog where you're like up to your chest in the swamp with all the different critters that exist that could possibly attack you.

59:35And I strategically went during the polar vortex of 2017. so they were all like kind of tucked away asleep because I'm terrified of all those animals. So I did that, but no, it's a chill weekend. I was away for almost the entire month of August. I'm so happy to be back, just seeing friends, spending time with Theo, my dog, and that's it. Ladies, I've enjoyed this. We will do it again. Everyone else, have a great weekend. Thanks for watching. Back on Monday.

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