451 - Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea

28:37Tim Dillon:These are huge networks of people. The scope of the inquiry into these is like very small. And then these guys just, from Epstein to Diddy, they just kind of like, they die, they get acquitted, you know? And I mean, this is like, this is one of those things you're just going to have to accept that's the way it works. There's not going to be like a huge moment where they just cart off everybody who has all this money and power and then implicate them in all this shit. It's one guy. It's like P. Diddy. It's just one dude and was a monster for sure. And then he'll get off. The jury just lets him off.

29:23Tim Dillon:I mean, the jury, I mean, the jury might've let Epstein off. The jury, you're dealing with American people in the jury. You're dealing with your own citizens in the jury. The people that I talked about on the boat are in the jury. Let's get down the business. and they're listening to this and the Tiestos, the business is playing in their head during the entire trial. Let's get done.

29:55Tim Dillon:The American people cannot be trusted to make a good decision in a jury box. I was in a jury box. We convicted the guy of murder-torture. They took away rape, I think. They took away torture and rape, but then we got him on murder one. I mean, he clearly killed this woman. But I was in a jury box And I'm telling you right now that, I mean, good luck. Good luck. Now, I don't know what he's going to get. Some people are saying they're going to sense him for whatever. They're going to throw the book at him. But what is the book? He was not convicted on the charges of the things he did. he was convicted on like he transported someone for sex but he you know the sex trafficking so i mean this is the way it's gonna happen you're you're gonna see these things will pop up occasionally every so often you're one of these guys is gonna is gonna pop up he's gonna get charged with something you know it's gonna be salacious like all the details that come out are going to be crazy.

31:02It's going to be like a private island. And then he'll be convicted of jaywalking. I mean, they'll plead it down to nothing. It'll be nothing. It'll be like, he had a private island and a fuck machine and he'd strap the politicians in it and they would have orgasms. And then they're like, what did they convict him of? Tax fraud. Like, it won't matter. It won't matter. This is what you should realize by now. The more ridiculous

31:31Tim Dillon:the stories are, the less they're going to get convicted of. They'll start getting convicted of traffic violations. And he's going to do a few years. I don't know how long he'll do. I don't know what he'll do. But this is not like, you know, this guy's not going away. None of them are. None of them are. Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting there and they're figuring something out. They'll either commute her sentence, they'll let her go, they'll kill her. Something somewhere will happen where they'll figure that out. But Epstein's either still alive somewhere or dead. And then Diddy's, you know, he gets elite because you, that's the way it works.

32:14You, you, you can't bring everyone there. They still need to do this.

32:18Tim Dillon:They still need to entrap people like this, even though with technology it's less and less of a thing they still need to have the ability to do this imagine pitching the next Diddy and going well we'd like you to do this that and he's going to go hey what happened to these fucking people now they can go oh Epstein's actually still alive and Diddy like just is doing a year and then the person goes oh yeah yeah yeah oh I'll do it yeah parties and I just put the cameras on yeah yeah yeah that's fine you gotta always be able to you know protect your people protect your assets out there. And I just think with the American jury pool now, it's probably easier than you think to get people off.

33:00Tim Dillon:They're not paying attention. All you have to do really is look at them and like say something in a way. They're like human trafficking. People are asking you to believe that the man over there is a human trafficker. He's trafficking people. Did you see him do it? No. I didn't see them do it. This is the types of people in the jury box. That's their voice. That's the way they all sound. I didn't see them do it. What even is human trafficking? I ask you that. I don't know what it is. I want water. I want a drink of water. A lot of people have said a lot of stuff on that. but it's all lies. Yeah, okay.

33:57They lied. Yeah, they did. That's what you're getting. That's what you're getting. This is the caliber of person that's in there. The caliber of human being in the jury can be convinced after, I don't know, 7 ,000 people testify that this guy brutally raped him.

34:18Tim Dillon:They just go, well, Yeah, but they get in that jury room to deliberate and they all forgot what they heard. Somebody's like, it sounds a little ridiculous, a lot of what they were saying there. It sounds a little ridiculous, actually. I've had sex two times. And it sounds like a little ridiculous, what they're saying. It sounds like a lot of them are making it up. I actually don't think you can have sex in the ways they were describing. I don't believe it. The jury room is a bunch of people That should not be allowed To like decide the fate of anything And they're tasked with deciding this But that's why the Maureen Comeys of the world Are there to kind of guide the prosecution So that they're not like Completely focused on the entire thing Diddy knows a lot of shit, it's clear He's friends with politicians He's friends with everybody and he's getting off.

35:19He's getting off. They're all coming. I said this, I predicted this months ago. Everyone's coming back. If cancer doesn't get Weinstein, he's coming back. Everyone's coming back. Diddy will be in the Hamptons by August, perhaps. I don't know. But, I mean, he's going to be.

35:35Tim Dillon:There'll be a documentary in a few years being made by a Diddy truther who will explain to you how the entire thing was like the result of like one disgruntled employee watch watch predicting it now people go what really happened there what even was that and they're good and and it's always this it's like with epstein already doing it they're already like what is this intelligence connection you these people bang on about what do you why would you even suggest that it's literally direct quotes from people going i was told not to pursue the investigation he was quote uh you know owned by intelligence it had become an intelligence matter he belonged to intelligence that was a direct quote he belonged to intelligence that's literally a quote and there's people coming out and i go why would you even say that it's just gaslighting on a huge level i have what did he they'll just start talking about it was just employees that didn't like it you weren't there parties people getting taped doing weird stuff raping people they go yeah yeah it's just somebody didn't like them it was like you know i think it's driver or something.

36:39Tim Dillon:It'll always be framed as something other than probably what it is, which is a honeypot operation being run by our government.

36:54They're not going to say that. They're not going to go, well, you know, we enforce a lot of

37:00Tim Dillon:social and cultural things by just entrapping everyone and bonding them in the sense that It's mutual assured destruction. And they all have to kind of go out and say the things we kind of want them to say, or we're going to have a huge problem. And they're not going to say that. They're just going to say, well, this was like, yeah, this guy, he got like mixed up in a few things. He's like mixed up. And there was a whole, and I'm not some crazy moralist. You would have an orgy, have an orgy. But if people, if people are getting on the stand going, I was raped. I was raped. I was raped. I was beaten.

37:31Tim Dillon:I was raped. I was raped. Then I draped. Then I draped. Then I draped. Then I was beaten. Beaten. Beaten. I was raped. like, no, you weren't. Shut up. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Haley Bailey. Okay, I need to tell you about something. I just got YouTube Premium. It's got tons of awesome features like offline downloads so I can download my favorite videos before I travel and watch them whenever I don't have Wi-Fi because we all know airplane Wi-Fi is the worst. I get ad free, I get backroom play, and there's like a ton more in there. You should try it. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium.

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39:41Tim Dillon:The new immigrant detention center constructed in Florida's Everglades, Alligator Alcatraz, was built in eight days, and now it is flooding. Trump's people are building a immigrant detention center in the middle of the swamp part of this money is this big beautiful bill that they passed where they're going to use a chunk of it for the deportation of people I've said like Rogan and other people that the immigration raids that are random are pretty barbaric and I think they will ultimately lose support for Trump and the idea of having a secure border, which I think is an important thing, but because they are random, you're collecting people that are law-abiding, that have been in the country a very long time, that have committed no crime.

40:36Tim Dillon:You're picking people up in church parking lots at high school graduations. It's inhumane. And I think a lot of people feel that way um but in fairness to the trump team they did think of this and say what if

40:58we put them all in a prison surrounded by alligators would that make it feel more humane

41:07Tim Dillon:and it's that type of forward thinking that i think we should appreciate like i think Trump and his people were like, sure, people find these raids to be a bit abrupt and, you know, soulless, unkind. But if we then took the people we swept up and put them in a prison built in an alligator swamp, would that make people feel better? about it. So I think they're at least recognizing that their policy has been a bit controversial and they're saying, how could we make it more palatable? What about a fortress surrounded by lions? Would that make more sense? If we got a bunch of gardeners who are in the country illegally and people are like, well, that seems a little fucked up.

42:10Tim Dillon:And you're like, hold on a minute you don't know where we're taking them i'm like oh where to like see a judge or something no we're taking them to a fortress surrounded by lions what if we put them in a cage in a snake pit have we thought about that because i don't think alligators are the only animal we could consider because america the great thing about it actually is that there's many different regions and many different kind of killer animals. Bear with me. I spent a lot of time on the east end of Long Island. No offense. Montauk, the tip of Long Island, a underwater penal colony. It's a big shark cage.

42:52And the migrants are in it and the sharks keep swimming by them. Why stop at alligators?

43:02Tim Dillon:Now, I know you might say, well, it seems inhumane to just surround people with wildlife that could kill them. Sure. But we've got a lot of wildlife. We don't pay alligators. Here's the good news. They're free. Now, I mean, I'm just saying, it's a great way I think to show that it's not just a heartless policy it's a policy that we've put a lot of thought into and one of the thoughts we've had is what killer animal lives in which region and what type of prison could we build in said region where the killer animal lives for example you could do something with jellyfish, sharks, snakes. Brown recluse spiders are too small.

44:00But I'm thinking like mountain lions, a fun Northern California migrant prison

44:08Tim Dillon:surrounded by pumas that just pawed the glass. Now you might be saying, well, that seems inubane. I guess. But I think it's good that that's the direction we're moving in. It's good that we're moving in this Tiger King direction with border enforcement. It seems great. I don't think it'll have any backlash. No backlash at all. Just like the election of Mondami isn't the backlash for all these idiots like Daniel Loeb and all these guys tweeting, it's going to be a hot commie summer, the Bill Ackman types. Take their phones. all these billionaires in the Hamptons tweeting about Mondami, every time you tweet about him, the guy goes up and he's going to win.

44:55Tim Dillon:He's going to win. And maybe it'll be good, maybe not. I have reservations. But at the end of the day, if you keep tweeting and then people Google your house and hit image, you're fucked. Shut up. So it does seem to me that there's a chance that this will have backlash. There'll be a backlash to this. taking people off the street, masked people, grabbing people off the street, and then sending them to a prison surrounded by alligators feels like eventually people are going to be persuaded that actually, if this is the way to have an immigration policy, a lot of people are going to go, well, I guess just fuck it.

45:45Tim Dillon:if it's going to be so over the top and insane and so disruptive and so inhuman and we're putting six-year-old girls in handcuffs and we're locking people up now the hardcore base of his will love this they will love it they'll think it's great they'll think it's great that people are in a cage and they're surrounded by lizards they will enjoy it but the vast majority of people i think will probably look at all of this and say this is a little absurd and it doesn't seem like a first world country a first world country locking people in a in a cage in the middle of a alligator moat seems to be not the way as a first world country and again as a guy that believes that We should have a very strict immigration policy.

46:39Tim Dillon:And if you're a criminal, you should be removed. And even people that have come here recently perhaps have to go as well because they don't have the roots in places. And I believe in that you have to come here and speak English and assimilate. I believe all of those things for your own success and the success of overall society. Making this issue about these guys in masks plainclothes officers in masks performing raids, ripping people and putting them in a prison in the middle of the Everglades does not seem like a first world country's thing to do. I'm all for people seeing a judge and having an expedited removal process.

47:31Tim Dillon:You're not even going to get rid of everybody. You can enforce E-Verify, which holds employers accountable. If Trump was putting the employers of illegal labor in this prison, then that is different. If you're going to put everyone in it, if you're going to put everyone in it, if you're going to put all of these guys that have encouraged this and are paying these people no money, if they're going to go in the prison with them, then that's great. But if you're not going to do anything against the people who are profiting from undocumented workers and you're just going to go around and throw gardeners in a zoo?

48:14Tim Dillon:It's an exhibit from a zoo. I mean, why don't we just, why even build a prison? Let's just commandeer the Six Flags Safari and do that. Why even build a prison? Go into the Six Flags Great Adventure Safari or bush gardens or any of the safaris, you already have the nature, the natural environment with dangerous animals. Go down there and then just say, this is the immigrant prison now. Remember Six Flags? Now it's the immigrant prison. The Six Flags Safari is the immigrant prison. Why not? Well, I mean, it seems if this is the solution to the, we have prisons, right? Do we need special detention centers where nobody has any rights and the Constitution doesn't apply and it's in the middle of an alligator pit?

49:14Tim Dillon:It just seems to me that it's a recipe for something very bad and very dark. Especially when people start piping up, I don't really love this Palantir. Why are we giving Israel all this money? Who's going to eventually find their way into this prison system, by the way? Who's going to find their way into this? I don't know I'm sure citizens Will begin to see the inside Of the Everglades detention facility A thousand percent The idea that citizens won't go into these places Feels Like a very You know A very unrealistic thought That it will just be the worst of the worst If I was convinced that these were the worst of the worst Rapists murderers and they're here illegally and they go to this prison and then they're deported i'd go yeah great i feel like it will watch it'll start like that and then it'll be just any immigrant and then it might be a citizen who acts up because what makes a citizen would might change so the idea of letting the government handle this money to palantir build a digital police state also construct a labyrinth of of of prisons because this won't be this will be number one but coming soon to a theater near you there'll be others letting the government do all of this stuff and then just sitting back and saying we hope it's used for the worst of the worst is not a good plan.

50:51Giving all this power to people that run your country,

50:57Tim Dillon:it might be AOC next. Are you going to like that when AOC's got a bunch of prisons and a ton of power and a ton of extrajudicial power? And we know the courts are not the be-all and all, but like AOC can do anything she wants? and the president has all this power and there's a lab with the... Now AOC has a digital police state that Palantir has built for her. Is that going to work? Would you like that? Is that going to be fun? Does anyone think that's a good idea? And the culture swings far to the left and the Mom Donnie types get elected and they're going after people's money. They're shutting your digital banking off and they're enforcing hate crimes laws like they do in Britain, where a woman tweeted, burn the migrant hotel.

51:50Tim Dillon:Again, not a thing I would have tweeted, but is now doing eight months in jail. Is that going to be good? Do we want these prisons set up around the country for when people decide, hey, by the way, we don't love what you tweeted about Islam or about migrants or about anything. We don't love what you tweeted about race. We don't love what you tweeted about Israel. We think what you're tweeting is a hate crime. Is it a good idea to have a digital police state being built by Palantir and then have a labyrinth of prisons that we hope are just used for the wink, wink, worst of the worst? Wink, wink, wink, wink.

52:31It'll just be the worst of the worst.

52:37Tim Dillon:so you know i believe there's a hundred million dollars in the bill in the big beautiful bill being doled out to different organizations to fight anti-semitism by the way can i be one of those organizations how do you become one of those what is the uh credit the accredited system you need to become an institution that fights anti-semitism can i get government money to fight anti-Semitism, I would love to do it. I'll do it right now. I will do it right now if I get a little bit of money because there's a lot of money in that bill that goes to things like that. So giving people more and more power over your life and saying that you hope that it is used, and again, I am a proponent of building the American working class, eliminating, I don't think it's a good idea.

53:29Tim Dillon:I think what's happening in Britain now is wild. The entire society is being torn apart because the amount of immigrants and migrants that they have resettled in the past 10 years has torn the country apart. It's been an absolute abomination for many countries in Europe, the Netherlands and Britain, trying to assimilate people from a vastly different culture overnight into an existing economic, political, cultural landscape that has been developed over hundreds or thousands of years. And the idea that there's not going to be significant growing pains, economic disruption, cultural issues, that there's not going to be issues with the court system, with the way communities are reacting to each other, the way that crime is looked at, the value systems that are vastly different.

54:27Tim Dillon:These are huge problems. It's the biggest issue in the world. It is not Vladimir Putin and it's not Iran. The biggest issue in the world right now is the mass migration of people from one area to another. It's the biggest issue in the world. First world societies dealing with immigration from largely the third world. It is the biggest issue. It is motivating all the political change in Europe, all the political instability in Britain, in the Netherlands. This is becoming, and the way that it's being dealt with is as a lot of these countries are enforcing literal totalitarian speech regulations where you will be dragged out of your house, put in handcuffs and put in jail for a tweet.

55:18Tim Dillon:And if you think it can't happen here, you're wrong. But it's happening there right now. If you tweet the wrong thing, if you say the wrong thing, if what you say is considered a hate crime, you can actually go to jail. If you express a displeasing sentiment to the government, you can be put in jail for something that you've said online. during 2020 and George Floyd and all this stuff, lots of people were fighting white people, were tweeting white people should feel pain, da-da-da-da-da, all kinds of things that could have been interpreted as a threat of violence. I didn't want to see any of those people in jail.

55:56Tim Dillon:I didn't even want to see them kicked off social media. I'd say people can vent their frustrations and they're saying things and a lot of it's high emotion and whatever, but I don't want any of those people deplatformed and I certainly didn't want them in jail. So this is a massively complicated issue that is driving lots of people. But ripping people that are working at a job, throwing them in a truck, putting them in an alligator prison, giving the government the ability to deport them to El Salvador, not a judge involved, no rights. People that criticize Israel on a college campus being picked up.

56:40Tim Dillon:People that wrote op-eds. It is very much the beginnings of a police state. Now, obviously, immigration is a real issue, and you're going to need to detain people and deport them. But the way you do it matters. The optics matter. The actual process matters. Because if you think it will just be the worst of the worst, immigrants that have committed crimes, it's not. It will be anybody they want. And soon it'll be American citizens and it probably is ready. And now the other, the digital part of that is the giveaway to Palantir and the AI. We're not going to regulate artificial intelligence and no local municipality will be able to regulate artificial intelligence.

57:27Tim Dillon:And the AI tech guys are going to build an Orwellian digital police state. And then there is a brick and mortar police state being built with prisons. all over the country and you just have to hope that the people in those prisons are your enemies Because at the end of the day, there's no guarantee that what those prisons were originally built for is what they'll be used for. You have to be smart enough to think about that. When they passed the Patriot Act and they said, we're doing this because of terrorism and because of 9-11. And then it was used to spy on Americans and surveil Americans and it created this.

58:13Tim Dillon:This is what happens. When you give the government powers, you can never take them away. It doesn't take them away. So if you have any concern with freedom, with autonomy, with the ability to live your life, express opinions on the internet, off the internet, and you don't want to live in a police state, stuff like this has to disturb you. That bill has to make you think a little bit. Not only about, obviously, whatever people are getting thrown off Medicare, which is tragic, but also something that happens all the time. People get kicked off their health care all the time. We have a terrible health care system.

58:53Tim Dillon:But the larger story to me will be, is this the beginning of the way they deal with people when AI starts eliminating all of the jobs? Is this, and I'm not saying everyone's going to Alligator Alley, but Alcatraz, whatever it is. But is this the beginning? Is this the beginnings? Is this the architecture of the type of country that we're going to live in where you're able to be disappeared? and whatever you say on social media is going to be considered a crime, a thought crime? And are you going to be able to be disappeared or what rights will you have? And what are you allowed to criticize and whom are you allowed to criticize without significant retribution?

59:47Tim Dillon:Those are real things that people should think about. So it's not just like, wow, happy fourth, Diddy's innocent, and we're all happy about that. Obviously, we are. And obviously, it's good to know that he's going to come home to his children and continue to be a good father. But there are definite things here that you should pause and go, wait a minute. Should we be constructing a lightning prison? should we be constructing a prison where it's the electricity we put on the top of a mountain and it just lightning hits it it just seems crazy I don't know that we need to build these types of places because there's going to be a significant backlash there was a significant backlash to Wall Street guys running America for 50 years.

1:00:47Tim Dillon:And you're going to see it. One of it was Donald Trump, by the way. That was backlash number one. You're going to see it in New York City. You're going to see that the center is completely gone. You have people on the far left now, people on the far right. But everybody, and that's why every article is like, do you know how much it costs for a cup of sand to the hapters? That's$1 ,000. These Hamptons beaches where you bring your own sand And it's$80 ,000 a day I just want to start producing fake articles This hot dog is$10 ,000 in the Hamptons A hot dog made out of solid caviar truffle gold Is being eaten in I just want to start producing fake videos And see if they'll get traction being like, this baked clam is$15 ,000 in the Hamptons.

1:01:48Called the platinum clam. It's a regular clamshell stuffed with platinum. You can't even eat it.

1:01:57Tim Dillon:It's$15 ,000. I mean, it's the inevitable reality of any society that flaunts their wealth to the degree that this society does, that there will be some type of upright. You can't do this to people forever. You can't do this to people forever. You can't eat like$300 popsicles on your$80 million yacht while people are dying of cancer because they can't afford chemo. You can't do this forever and then expect people to just not lose it. People are going to lose it. They're going to lose it. You can't have 35 shows about these bimbos selling real estate. You just can't. While people are getting evicted, people are getting evicted.

1:02:55And in their final night in their apartment, they're watching Selling Sunset, where models sell mansions to criminals. and they know tomorrow they have to wake up and go live in a halfway house. You can't do it. You can't write articles about the golden chicken nuggets that some billionaire is feeding his kids in East Hampton while people are sitting in an Uber driving from one part of the city to the other. Like, and then when the person gets out of the Uber, they shut off the air conditioning because they can't afford it until they pick up the next guy. They can't afford the, I've had conversations with Uber drivers and go, it drains the gas too much.

1:03:44I turn it on when I get a rot. Like people are fucked. And the more you throw it in their face, the more they're going to lose their mind. They're going to elect anyone. They'll elect ISIS. If ISIS got up and was like, we should have, you should be able to afford rent,

1:04:05Tim Dillon:people go alright Diddy Diddy could win on that platform right now it's not about it's about the fact that people have been completely abused and financially they don't know what to do I get it I have people come and stay in my house and it's again I'm not I'm like I'm like the poorest guy that lives out there and we go to a farmer's market and they look at this shit and they go, yeah, I mean, they're like, what the fuck? It's so beyond. And I'm not saying everything has to be for everyone. I'm not saying everyone should live whatever in fucking, you know, Manhattan or any of these expensive places.

1:04:46Tim Dillon:I'm saying you can't shove it in people's face like this. It's too much. Jeff Bezos and Lawrence said they have this wedding. They don't even do it in America. They don't even give jobs to Americans. Do it in Aspen, you pigs. They do it in fucking Italy. Do it in Venice. They got Leo and all these people standing there. I mean, people are looking at that wedding. They're reading about that wedding. They have three kids in an old minivan, and they're driving around Texas, and it's 115 degrees. And they're sweating, and the food they bought is starting to spoil because it's so hot, and they're rushing to get back to their house to throw it in the refrigerator and they hope the grid doesn't go down and they've got the kids in the back seat screaming.

1:05:40Tim Dillon:You know? And the kids are like, Mommy, turn this off. Who is this? And she's like, I'm listening to Tim Dilley's a genius. He's the only one who understands this world. And these kids are fighting each other. She goes, Stop fighting! And they go, Put on something else. And she goes, Shut up! I'm listening to the only man worth listening to on this planet. Without his voice, I'd be dead. You don't keep me alive, he does. This scene is playing out across this country. It's playing out across this country. It's playing out across this country right now. People tune into this show just for another reason.

1:06:19Another reason. When I said the show will be a little late, but it's coming. You know what happened? A gun left someone's mouth.

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1:12:24And right now, Hero Bread is offering 10 % off your order. Go to hero.co and use code IHEART at checkout. That's code IHEART at H-E-R-O dot C-O. All figures per serving of Hero Bread. See nutrition facts on hero.co. What was I saying? The point is this. You can't continually fuck people in their face and have them go, thank you for that. I appreciate you. These billionaires have gone out of their mind. Stop this. What are you doing? Bezos, this is your second wedding. You're bald. Just do something quiet. What are you doing? They've become supervillains. Musk, Bezos, they're all supervillains.

1:13:09Zuckerberg, all these freaks. I'm telling you the next wave is going to be, it's going to be, it's going to be so radical and so understandable. Not that I'll even agree with its aims, but like, because those things tend not to work when you seize the means to protect. None of this works. You need to incentivize people to make cool shit and to do things. You need to incentivize people to actually have a stake in their societies and communities. Not everything can be run by the government. Not everything should be run from people at 30 ,000 feet. People closer to decisions generally make them better.

1:13:55That's why people that own real estate care more about a community than people who rent. And the people that own, only care about it if they live in the community. Some of them might own a bunch of it and might care a little bit, but they don't care that much because their kids aren't in the schools. It's not like they're using the airport or the infrastructure. They care about it only in the sense of an investment. Real estate may go up even if the town goes to shit.

1:14:26So my problem with when you start running everything by the government is a lot of it's inefficient. You don't get less inequality. You actually historically get more, but that doesn't mean it's not understandable. It's completely understandable why people want to throw people like Bezos into a furnace because of the way he's behaving. He can't behave like this. In the Hamptons, you're supposed to just eat fish and potato. You're not supposed to eat a melon that's shipped in from Japan Why are you shipping a melon in from Japan? There's farms on that island You eat the corn Why do you have to ship a melon in from Japan?

1:15:12And then there's an article This melon is a million dollars And it's being eaten in the ham People are reading this They're reading this on their phone In a tent there's people in a tent watching people negotiate real estate deals on their phone I'm telling you homeless people with iPhones watch this show they certainly watch owning Manhattan or selling censor, any of this other dumb shit there are people right now in a tent watching people negotiate high-value real estate transactions while they live in a tent. There's people watching the Kardashians fly around on private chats to have little arguments with each other in stores they own in a tent.

1:16:10They're watching this in a tent. There's couples living in tents. There are people living in vans. They're doing well. People living in vans are doing good. so my point is that like I understand where this rage is coming from it doesn't go to a productive place it rarely

1:16:27Tim Dillon:does but I understand where it comes from it's absolutely natural we have destroyed human beings in this country we've destroyed them and then you have all the types that come out and just start talking about opportunity it's all around you it's all around you stop just seize it Grab it And it all comes down to dropshipping and crypto It's all fraud and they're scam, they're criminals It's just being a scam worker Well you actually got to optimize for like No, no, no, you're a criminal That's okay, that's fine Go get yours But you're a criminal You're just telling people to be a criminal That's not new Well you actually have to optimize for like You're a criminal That's okay And so you've learned some online criminal conduct Congrats It's fine You don't have any talent It's not unique You're a criminal And that's fine That's always been an important part of our economy Is institutionalized criminality That's what it is All these like alpha bro influencer types That are telling you how much money is to be made in the world It's like you know It's not there's You're gonna work on a boat

1:17:50you're gonna work on a boat can you get Tiesto's The Business but copyright free is that possible I kind of know him maybe I'll just tweet at him don't sue me but I think someone sues on behalf of him

1:18:05you're gonna work on a boat and it's actually a good life let's see if let's see if we can play it okay no copyright remix

1:18:19You're going to work on a boat

1:18:26Yeah You're just going to be on a boat And it's going to be going fast And you're just going to be sitting there And you'll be looking at the horizon Alright we're going to get scammed They'll kill us But That's all you need out there That's all you need is to work on a boat. Don't get upset about this either. Literally, the first thing anyone should do is listen to the show right now is investigate opportunities to go seasonally work on a boat.

1:19:02Do charters. You stay in shape. You have sex. You look good.

1:19:12long-term plan. So you're going to have to have the wherewithal around 45. It's a tough thing to turn 50. At 46 years old, you're going to be the old gal on the boat. You're going to have to have the strength. It's very hard to grow old in that lifestyle. You're going to have the strength to walk to the bow. because everybody else is going to be asleep. And you're going to have to walk to the back. What's the back? Is it the bow or the stern? What is it? You know? You don't know. There's absolutely nowhere you know. Stern. You can walk to the stern. And you're going to hear it like, you know.

1:20:07And you're just going to think about how fun it was to dance. You're going to get up on a stern. And you're going to be really drunk. And you're going to drown yourself. You're going to jump off the boat. And you're going to drown. And they're not going to find your body. You're just going to be a legend. It's a watery grave. You're going to have to have the... You're going to do it 48 years old. 48 or 48.

1:20:46And you're going to walk... And you just go, tonight's the night. But if you're 20 and you're listening to this, it's a good... You know, you can make it to 50. It's a good 30 years on that boat. And then you just drown yourself when you're 50 years old. because it's hard to get old in that life. So you have to drown yourself. You have to drown yourself at the end. After you've danced and sang and hooked up with different people on boats. At 50 years old, you have to walk to the back of this boat, the stern, we found out, and you have to drown yourself and give your body to the sea. You have to drown yourself after this.

1:21:32but it's going to be 30 years of that song. Let's get down to business. And you're going to hear that. There's going to be a moment when you first jump into the water that, and you see the boat and it keeps going. Hopefully they don't catch you. That's really demoralizing. If they catch you and find you, they bring you back on the boat and you're just like wet. You have to explain to them. You're like, well, I'm getting older. And I just thought I was going to drown my, they were like, are you trying to drown? Are you just drunk or are you trying to drown yourself I'm actually trying to drown myself They go why You go well I'm getting older and it's hard to get old In this life And the people in the boat are gonna be like Oh my god no But that's why you have to do this quietly Because then they're gonna make all these horrible Arguments for you to live They'll be like no but like

1:22:28But like you're so much fun. You're like, don't drown yourself. You're so much fun. Like, remember like, remember last week when we were at the bar and like John fell and it was so fun. And you go, yeah, yeah, I can't do that anymore. I can't do this. You'll get it when you get to my age. I just want to drown myself. I'm trying to drown myself. So hopefully they don't find you And when you're in the water You're going to realize That you're actually going through with it And there's going to be a moment where your fight or flight Kicks and you're going to start to swim towards the boat But you can't You can't, hopefully a current Prevents you Because You gotta do it You know what I mean?

1:23:23So you're going to be in the water And then you try to swim for a little bit And then you start to laugh, there's a moment where you go What? Well, the sea is powerful. And then you're going to float for a little bit, like an angel.

1:23:34Tim Dillon:You're going to lay on your back, and you're actually going to float like an angel in the water. And the boat now is kind of almost out of view. You still see the lights. It's not quite out of view. And you realize that it's it. You realize that it's it. It's all over with the crying now.

1:23:52Tim Dillon:And the water's not even that rough. You realize you'll probably, you know, the current is, you know, But then you realize it's sharks. And you realize that you feel something just kind of nip. You don't know what it is at first. And then you feel probably a tiger shark. They're very aggressive. And it grabs you and it begins to pull you under. And you realize in that moment it's over now. You're being eaten by a shark in the Bahamas. because you jumped off a boat.

1:24:31Tim Dillon:And there's a split second where you go, ugh, really? Really? I was trying to drown myself. But it happened so quickly that you can't really put two and two together. And then life just flashes before your eyes. You remember being young. You remember the song, The Business. You remember dancing at all the different bars. You remember the beautiful sunsets and the beautiful sunrises. You remember the hard days and the bad days. You remember the good and the bad of it all. And as the shark rips you limb from limb, I mean viciously rips you limb from limb. I mean rip, they'll never find you. You'll actually just be food for the sea.

1:25:18The thing that you've spent your life on. You know what I mean? and the shark's going to rip you up. And you're going to remember, you're going to remember this all started because I heard a podcast, 4th of July weekend, where this guy told me to work on a boat. And you're going to say, and I don't regret it. Even as a shark rips you and you're pretty sure you're in two, like your head's still kind of working, but you're pretty sure you don't have a lower body.

1:25:49Tim Dillon:And you go, and you'll thank me. even then you'll go, thank God I heard that podcast. I had a great life. Yes, I'm 50 years old and being eaten by a shark in the Bahamas.

1:26:04Tim Dillon:Listen, it's going to be a great, you're going to say, thank you. Thank God I heard that. And thank God I spent my life working on a boat. It was one of the last jobs. And when I got to the age, I did exactly what that guy in the podcast said. I said, walk to the stern and drown yourself when you age out. because you haven't saved any of your money. Why would you? It's just coke and booze. Let's get down to booze. You don't have a little house. Nothing you thought was going to happen. Oh, I have a little cottage in New England. No, you won't. Drown yourself at the end and a shark will eat you smart if you slit your ankle and you bleed out in the ocean.

1:26:41Tim Dillon:You're actually smart. And you just slit your ankle a little bit and it's bleeding. You jump in the air and you just chill until they come.

1:26:56I'm telling you right now, this is the best advice you'll ever get in your life.

1:27:03Tim Dillon:And if you don't listen to it, fine. But there's someone out there that's going to listen to this. I'll be dead, long dead by the time you're getting eaten. But if you, right now, go work on a boat every summer and a lot of the winter, and you spend 30 years from 20 years old right now, drop out of college, you're an idiot. You go and you work on this boat and you enjoy yourself. You're probably not going to have kids or anything. It doesn't matter. You have a great life. And one night after a particularly nice day on that boat, and I can't tell you exactly when, you walk to the back and you slit your ankle so you bleed out and you jump in the ocean in the middle of the night and sharks eat you?

1:27:44That is, for an American, right now, best case.

1:27:55best case. And people will talk about that like that. Years down the line, people will say how successful you actually were. You go, your aunt did it right. Your aunt did it right. She worked on a boat for 30 years, sunrise, sunset, some of the most beautiful places in the world. And then at 49 years old, she jumped off the stern and sharks ate her. she did it right you're going to be saying that in a prison you'll be in a prison with your whole family you'll go your aunt did it right I stayed here and I talked about immigrants we're Muslims and now I'm in a prison and AOC is coming your aunt did it right she got on a boat when she was young and she stayed there until she literally fed herself

1:28:40Tim Dillon:to a shark that's the best case right now for the American middle class is that you work on a boat and you're eaten by sharks. It's beautiful.

1:28:57It's a magical moment. Magical moment. So

1:29:05Tim Dillon:stop with the mom Donnie. Just go get eaten by a shark on the boat. Stop with this mom. Oh, I want everybody's money. Go to the stern.

1:29:18Go to the stern and jump off and cut yourself first so they know where you are. Cut yourself so the fish know where you are.

1:29:31See you next week. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Haley Bailey. Okay, I need to tell you about something. I just got YouTube Premium. It's got tons of awesome features like offline downloads so I can download my favorite videos before I travel and watch them whenever I don't have Wi-Fi because we all know airplane Wi-Fi is the worst. I get ad-free, I get background play, and there's like a ton more in there. You should try it. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Try it now for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Hi, I'm Sean Evans from Hot Ones, and I want to tell you about YouTube Premium.

1:30:09It has offline downloads, so you can watch without Wi-Fi. Background play so you can lock your phone and it still plays, baby. Oh, and it is completely ad-free. Yes, I said it, ad-free. Try YouTube Premium for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. Trial eligibility varies, terms apply, cancel anytime. Bite into a stacked sandwich made with hero bread or a fully loaded bagel. And the only thing you'll think is delicious. You won't think it's up to 19 grams of protein, but it is. You wouldn't believe it has 11 to 32 grams of fiber, but it does. Hero Bread makes loaves, buns, tortillas, bagels, and noodles packed with taste, but without all the net carbs.

1:30:55We're talking 0 to 5 grams net carbs per serving. With Hero Bread, there are no compromises, just flavor. There's none of the stiff baked goods you'd expect from Better For You brands. There's just the soft, fluffy bread you crave. Plus, small batch drops of indulgent favorites like the popular 2-gram net carb Hero Croissant and 3-gram net carb Hero Pen au Chocolat. And right now, Hero Bread is offering 10 % off your order. Go to Hero.co and use code IHEART at checkout. That's code IHEART at H-E-R-O dot C-O. All figures per serving of Hero Bread. See Nutrition Facts on Hero.co. at QVC shopping is more than just checking out it's discovering something new every day start with today's special value then explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love from beauty and fashion to home culinary and outdoor living shop now at qvc.com

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