452 - Wet Hot American Epstein

28:51Tim Dillon:So she did. She ran this thing. which was the editor of Vanity Fair. She ran this thing. And I'm going to read this because, I'm going to read this in full because it's actually worth reading. It's actually good. Dimly remembering an item about the arrest of a New York high roller named Epstein, who was once asked for a date, Sarnoff, and this is someone she's talking about, who's I think another writer, dug through the Palm Beach police files and was stunned to learn that the department had identified as many as three dozen underage girls who had been trafficked for sex by Jeffrey Epstein, the youngest imported from the Balkans at age 14.

29:29Tim Dillon:By the way, let's just stop there for a minute. These people are evil. It's not, oh, I thought she was 18. These people are evil. They're human traffickers. They're not like, he's not a gadfly. The people that are implicated in this are implicated in evil. it's not a party that we got out of hand it's someone didn't grab a tit it's not fucking even Andrew Cuomo that fucking retard lasagna brain who grabbed some tits at the Christmas party these people are he was in the Hamptons he was at 75 May in that restaurant I left run by those gypsies and that gypsy but anyway who cares fuck them but that pie is good that mini pie Cuomo was eating there like sadly like depressed just eating in the Hamptons And then Eric Adams is out there too.

30:20They're trying to suck up that money to run against Bin Laden.

30:25Tim Dillon:But, and so these people are, like, the more you read about the Epstein stuff or learn about the Epstein stuff, it isn't, like, there's this weird idea and it's just the power of narrative. And the power of narrative is like, she was a stripper. Some girls at a 17 look like they're 30. That's not what this was. They're importing women from other countries and our country. They're as young as 14, and they're probably younger. They're raping them. They're destroying their lives, and they're killing some of them. Some of these women are disappearing, and we're going to read about that in a minute.

31:06Tim Dillon:But just understand what this is. This isn't like a whoopsie. This isn't like, I can't believe you look so much older. You were so mature. and not that that wouldn't be scummy but that's not even this so understand what this is this is full evil I'm an evil person I'm going to defile youth and ruin lives and in the process of doing that I'm going to manipulate an entire political system based on people's appetites for this type of like, you know, incredibly evil behavior. And I'm going to provide young women to these serial abusers who have a lot of power. And those women are going to be beaten, raped, assaulted, abused.

32:00Tim Dillon:And yes, some of them killed. And they're going to disappear. And we're going to cover all of this up. And we're going to keep files on everybody. And we're going to launder money for them and run drugs and run arms, illegal arms, and we're going to do all of this, and we're going to work within the underground economy, the parallel financial system that exists, and we're going to launder large sums of money, which is another Epstein skill that people like Whitney Webb talk about. We had her on the show many years ago. Writes very detailed about this, whole books about it, and that's what he's doing but I just wanted to stop on this and we're going to keep going because this is interesting but just stop and know what this is and that's why people should be angry I'm not saying diminish your anger you shouldn't but know what it really is it's not like oh she's how old whoa she looked it's not this

33:03Tim Dillon:dozen underage girls who've been trafficked by Epstein the youngest imported from the Balkans at age 14 Do you know how young a 14-year-old is? That's insane. That's just, again, evil noted. So how did the serial predator, the DOJ reports, as Epstein harmed over 1 ,000 victims, get off with a slap on the wrist? Only two counts of solicitation of a minor for prostitution. Spurred by the suspicions of a Palm Beach Society lady who lived close to Epstein, Sarnoff brought the story to me. This is Tina Brown talking. She's the editor of Vanity Fair. Or, you know, at that point, at that time maybe it was Daily Beast and we launched a six part Daily Beast investigation yeah she's not the editor of Vanity Fair she was maybe it doesn't matter but this is Daily Beast we launched a six part Daily Beast investigation about the rank perversion of justice enabled by Epstein's money connections political donation she revealed how Epstein's crack team of all star lawyers discredited the young victims many of whom had been abused previously or came from rough backgrounds the younger the better Epstein instructed a local teenager who was paid to bring girls to his home.

34:09Tim Dillon:The younger, the better. Again, this is what they were doing. The B stories landed with less impact than they would have seven years later in the Me Too reckoning. Epstein was not a big name at the time. He was a Manhattan finance and cafe society figure who I'd met several times at the opening receptions of the Clinton Global Initiative. Aren't they always helping people, the Clintons? We never thanked them enough. to which he shoveled funding to burnish his philanthropic bona fides. He struck me as a cold-eyed operator busy working the room. After we ran Sarnoff's piece in July 2010, Epstein called me personally to tell me that, quote, she was a well-known nutcase and to cease and desist.

34:48Tim Dillon:When I barreled ahead anyway, I had a creepy encounter with Epstein a few weeks later. I returned from lunch, and I was startled to find him sitting in a chair in my glass-walled office in Manhattan's IAC building. It seems he had managed to blow through the front desk security and arrive unannounced. He was morose and menacing. His snake eyes narrowed. Just stop, he said heavily as I stared at him from the doorway. There will be consequences if you don't. I asked him to leave and suggested he talk to our lawyer. You heard me, he said in a deadly tone. Stop. We did not stop, but there were no more legal flurries from Epstein.

35:23Tim Dillon:It seems he had rightly computed that the story would fade if he didn't fan it. Now, keep going down. Because we're going to read a few people here who have been killed. You can keep going. That are related to this case. Because it's not only Jeffrey Epstein. There are other people who have. So here. Conchita Sarnoff, who is a writer, reminded me, Tina Brown, that there have been five fatalities counting Epstein's death all associated with the case and the sad, sordid world that's whirled around him. Now, by the way, these are five that we know about. Some of them were higher profile people. May 30th, 2017, Lee Sky Patrick, who was 16 when she was sexually abused by Epstein, was one of his first victims to file charges against him in 2008, was found dead at the age of 29 of an accidental drug overdose in a West Palm Beach motel.

36:17Tim Dillon:August 10th, 2019, Jeffrey Epstein was discovered hanged at his cell. February 19, 2022, John-Luc Brunel, a close Epstein partner in Sleaze, whose modeling agency MC2 is a major funnel of trafficked underage girls to Epstein, and his circle apparently hanged himself with knotted bedsheets in his cell while awaiting trial at LaSandy Prison in Paris for an alleged rape of a minor and sexual assault. May 23, 2023, Carolyn Andreano, a 36-year-old mother of five, was found unresponsive on the floor of a West Palm Beach hotel room. Andreano was abused by Epstein starting at the age of 14, servicing him at his Palm Beach mansion more than 100 times.

36:51Tim Dillon:Her testimony was key to the conviction of Epstein procurist Ghislaine Maxwell, who is now serving a 20-year sentence in a federal prison in Tallahassee, Florida. April 25th, 2025, Virginia Giuffre, 41-year-old mother of three, committed suicide in Australia. Those are people that were provably connected to Epstein publicly and through court filings and everything else. their deaths are suspicious you know you kill one journalist you silence a thousand that's kind of the you know you kill one person you silence a thousand that's kind of the the way people look at it when an authoritarian dictator whatever kills one journalist a thousand of them go you know what maybe we won't pursue that story and the same could be said if you get rid of one victim with information the rest of the victims go hey you heard what happened to her right I would you know take your foot off the gas.

37:48Tim Dillon:Let's live and let live and let's move on. At QVC, shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering something new every day. Start with today's special value, then explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love, from beauty and fashion to home, culinary, and outdoor living. Shop now at QVC.com.

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38:58Tim Dillon:I think Trump knows they'll kill him. I think Trump knows that they'll kill him. I think he does. Truly. I believe he knows that. I believe he knows that the people that killed all of those people would find a way to kill him if this came out. I believe that he knows that. I believe he believes that some faction of those people tried to kill him. Already? Don't quite know who. But I believe that is what he believes. I don't know that.

39:45Tim Dillon:I don't have any information on that. You know, like I can't tell you, like it's not like someone told me that. I don't know what else evidence-wise you would need. I think Trump likes living. I think he's got a lot of good things about him And some bad things But I don't know that he's a selfless hero I don't know if you look at his life I mean yes he's done a lot You know Bannon talks about the hero's journey Or whatever pumping the fist All that's incredibly impressive I don't know if he's dying for this I don't know if he's dying To drop a dime on everybody I can't now there's financial reasons he probably doesn't want it out and there's business deals and there's the future but you gotta remember let's go back to the very real reality of the people that fuck with this die

40:57Tim Dillon:they're gone and I don't think that's lost on Trump again this is my theory my show is my theories You don't think they're interesting. You don't have to listen. And maybe you think they're entertaining and I'm wrong. But do you think it doesn't cross his mind that all these people have died? You think that doesn't enter into his mind? Someone's killing someone. Someone's killing. I mean, all these people are dying. It seems weird. Somebody's getting killed somehow with this case. and that's not lost on him. I don't think he doubts that if he were to do something here that would implicate the level of people we're talking about, his life might prematurely end.

41:54Tim Dillon:Might not. But it's certainly a possibility. It's on the table. The other thing that's on the table that the media is now running with, bless their heart, is that nothing happened. That's actually a theory that Epstein was like a creep. And Trump even said this creep. A creep is a guy that goes up to a woman at a bar and goes, how's your husband? I'm a big fan of that guy. That's a creep. A creep is not a guy that imports a 14-year-old from the Balkans to be raped in America by a billionaire. That's not a creep. That's an evil monster. That's a big difference in definition. So when people are writing articles like, there is no cabal, okay, blackmail operation, it was not that.

42:48Tim Dillon:It had nothing to do with the intelligence agencies. Now, by the way, isn't it funny? Everything in Russia is a thing. Everything Putin does is an Orwellian conspiracy to take over the world. he's going to invade every country tomorrow, Poland he's marching into Poland he's going to invade every country he's killed everyone, every journalist I'm sure he's killed a few people I don't doubt it but every shooting, death every oligarch, it's all directly attributable to him every oligarch who dies and by the way, a lot of oligarchs are getting whacked and some of them are probably on his orders and some of them are on other people's orders because some people are in this for the love of the game now but everything's Putin and every China and I don't doubt that China's doing nefarious shit but it's always a vast conspiracy with China's behind it Dubai is funding everything and they're in the colleges Dubai brought all the trannies to do the Gaza protest what doesn't even make sense they don't even have trannies over there really I don't have a ton of trannies in Dubai well no but they came and they brought all their Dubai trainees to, for the Gaza protest.

44:00Tim Dillon:What? Who? But we're all supposed to believe that everything's manipulated by somebody. Russia stole Trump. They, he's the Russian president. So everything, and then they all come on my show, Chris Cuomo, all of them, they go, what are you guys so excited these conspiracies are obsessed about. What? You just told me Dubai runs the colleges, Russia installed the president, and you told me that Emmanuel Macron's wife is a woman. These are all lies. Kidding, that's fun. Candace will play that. It's called cross-marketing, actually. But this isn't? Hold on Hold on a minute Hold on a minute Russia installed the president Dubai shipped the trannies To Columbia University To beat the drums For Gaza But The guy with the island And the mansion Without any money Whose friends were billionaires And was at the highest levels Of society who got off on a, like, technicality, essentially, got a sweetheart slap on the wrist deal, who Alexander Acosta said, I was told to back off the case because he, quote, belonged to intelligence, who had cameras in his bathroom in his mansion in New York, the largest private residence in Manhattan he could not afford.

45:38Tim Dillon:He had a private island, a ranch in New Mexico. Many, many, many women testified That they were ordered to perform sex acts on VIP clients While cameras were rolling The Attorney General of America, Pam Bondi Told us there were 10 ,000 hours of child pornography Think about that And the guy, when he's going to stand trial when he's in on suicide watch in the most heavily surveilled prison block in America, hangs himself because the guards fell asleep and the cameras didn't work. That's not a conspiracy. That's the only one that's not. Dubai shipped the trannies to Colombia. Russia installed the president.

46:36Tim Dillon:but nobody there's no fuckery with this this was just a rich guy with a couple of wacky friends in an island and it was a it was a it was a comedy of errors they all just kept falling in 12 year old pussy and then they hung themselves by accident but everything else is a conspiracy in our society everything else it seems odd it seems like the one that implicates our people is just a bunch of a limity sticket a series of unfortunate events isn't it odd to anyone that there's people writing op-eds and these are like smart people and they go well there's you know that's the whole thing everyone loves conspiracies because they're and actually this guy yes there's bad people out there bad people do bad things That's the intellectual response to this.

47:30Tim Dillon:Some people are rich and they're bad. Yeah, prosecute them. At QVC, shopping is more than just checking out. It's discovering something new every day. Start with today's special value. Then explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love. From beauty and fashion to home, culinary, and outdoor living. Shop now at QVC.com.

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49:38Tim Dillon:Get up this free press article by this guy. I didn't want to do this, but I have to do it. I try to like Barry Weiss. I try to. She told us recently the Soviet Union was responsible for anti-Semitism. Barry!

49:53Tim Dillon:I mean, really? They go, where's all this? Jillian Michaels, the fitness trainer, is interviewing Barry Weiss. Barry, who will not come on the show. She goes, why is everyone so mad at Israel? She goes, well, the Soviet Union's actually been doing all the, Soviet Union's doing it. Well, glad we cleared that up. She's like, it's actually the It's the Magna Carta Actually, it's very anti-Semitic The Free Press So this guy Sadnovic He wrote this article The Free Press So the Free Press ran these two articles One of them to their credit by Tina Brown The article we just read Where she goes, yeah, there is something going on And Tina Brown was like, these Magaloonies do have something going on But then this other dude Yeah The Epstein conspiracy theorists will never be satisfied By the way, you haven't even tried to satisfy us You haven't even tried There's been no attempt There's not even a half-hearted attempt To satisfy us make it bigger.

51:08Tim Dillon:I'm going to have to read this, folks. You're going to have to bear with me because it's completely insane.

51:16Tim Dillon:The murder revolution haunted by the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein is eating its own. No one should be surprised. It started in the summer of 2020. That was when Donald Trump did something American presidents usually don't do. Public question is attorney general and in particular, is finding that the sex trafficker had committed suicide at the Metropolitan Correction Center in Lower Manhattan. The president suggested without offering evidence that the truth was murkier and more sinister. Was it suicide? Trump, then facing a tough re-election battle, mused in an interview. Was he killed? Trump's remarks were couched in an off-the-cuff comment about Epstein's partner in crime, Ghislaine Maxwell, who had been charged with helping Epstein procure underage girls and who was convicted in 2021 and is now serving a 20-year sentence in federal prison in Tallahassee, Florida.

52:03Tim Dillon:Quote, her boyfriend died in jail and people are still trying to figure out how it happened, the president said of Maxwell. Since then, an entire cottage industry, mostly on the MAGA right, untrue, by the way, that's not true, has emerged from the confusion and it has been obsessed over the truth. What really happened to Epstein? Did he really kill himself? Or was his suicide staged by powerful people afraid he might steal their secrets? The conventional wisdom so long as Joe Biden was present that we'd never know, but then Trump was elected a second time and the conspiracy theorists were elated Finally, he would find out who was on Epstein's client list.

52:35Tim Dillon:All the puppets and puppet masters would be revealed. The great interconnected webs of deceit would be cracked wide open. When in February the Justice Department declassified its first trove of Epstein files, it seemed like we were finally getting somewhere, although right-wing influencers were disappointed by the lack of new information. Fast forward to this week. On Tuesday, the president sounded like the deep state he had run against in 2016 and 2020. That is true. He had come to the official ruling which found that Epstein was not murdered, that the public had not been lied to about his death, that there was no global conspiracy connecting Bill Clinton and Bill Gates and the Mossad Israel spy agency.

53:08Tim Dillon:You're still talking about Jeffrey Epstein, the president said after he was asked by a reporter at a recent Justice Department announcement that FBI agents had concluded there was no top secret Epstein client list, no list of ultra powerful people who had been blackmailed by Epstein, who was assumed in woke right circles to be working for naturally Israel. Now, by the way, let's clear this up right now. Now, this idea that Jeffrey Epstein was somehow connected to Israel is not because his last name is Epstein, or it's not because, like, rabid anti-Semitism, or it's not because, like, I think the Jews control the weather, or they're responsible for all the things that go on in the world that are not good, okay?

53:45Tim Dillon:I've simply requested that Israel stop the burning of the cats. Now, the reason that we think he worked for Israel, perhaps, potentially, is because his best friend, Ghislaine Maxwell's father, provably, was an Israeli intelligence asset. Provably. so Epstein's best friend like if I was doing a lot of mafia shit and my best friend's dad was a big mafia guy like if I was doing mafia shit like extorting people and whacking people or whatever eating pasta I'd do that but like all the other stuff I was behaving in a mafia like way and people go well you know his best friend's dad's like huge in the mafia that would just make you think well maybe he's like somehow in the mafia it's not like a rabid anti-Semitic crazy conspiracy theory to suggest that like maybe that's at QVC shopping is more than just checking out it's discovering something new every day start with today's special value then explore exciting finds across the brands and categories you love from beauty and fashion to home culinary and outdoor living Shop now at QVC.com.

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55:55Tim Dillon:whether it be questions about whether Obama was born or whether Biden won the 2020 election. Suffice to say he was not sitting well with his base, or at least the most radical and vociferous, arguably influential voices inside of it. So then he quotes a bunch of people, Loomer and Cernovich and whoever, people, Tucker and all these people. So go down and let's go to his surmise, okay? He talks about how Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK alone. He just wants to throw that in this writer.

56:23Tim Dillon:Here we go. Today's conspiracy theorists, by contrast, are not simply reacting to the appearance of official dishonesty, but the reality of it. It's not that hard to understand why so many Americans following the innumerable lies they've been told about Russiagate and police brutality and the COVID lab leak and on and on might conclude that Jeffrey Epstein was the linchpin at the center of a sprawling blackmail scheme. That he didn't just kill himself, even though he had good reasons to do so. That he was actually being silenced by the powers that be to ensure that the powers that be would never be on Earth.

56:55Tim Dillon:And yet two things can be true at once. We can be lied to about some things, but not all of them. Okay. I mean, alas, it's very difficult to make people believe that the Epstein plot is not a plot because the whole Sori saga does reveal that some of the most powerful people on earth are depraved and spineless, and they do sick things like sleep with 14-year-old girls. Okay, how about arresting them? Like, his point is like this crazy point. He's like, well, yeah. I mean, there are a lot of terrible people committing crimes, and they are the most powerful people in the world. Right. What's more, it appears to confirm the original pedophile foe scandal Pizzagate, or at least it appears to confirm that the nutbags who insisted Democrats were trafficking in young women were not all wrong.

57:45Tim Dillon:And yet we should avoid conflating one immorality with others. A lack of character with a much more ambitious plot to control the money supply or wage war or whatever else it is that some of the more outlandish Epstein conspiracy theories allege. and we should steer clear of the fallacy of composition, the mistaken belief that because one part is corrupt, the whole is corrupt. Meaning the whole of our institutions, government, universities, major corporations is not owned by some invisible demonic Zionist entity. But by the way, no one's saying that. People are saying Jeffrey Epstein ran a blackmail opera.

58:22Tim Dillon:It's like crazy. No one's saying that everything in the world is controlled by this demonic entity. Some people are, but most serious people are just going, No, he clearly ran a blackmail operation for someone. Maybe he was selling this to the highest bidder. Maybe it wasn't that it was one intelligence agency. Maybe some intelligence agencies wanted info on other people. I don't know how it was structured, but like this idea that it's like an insane... I mean, listen to this. Go to the last thing, right? But yes, there are terrible people across the globe who have ascended to the highest echelons of institutional power and they are disgraced and they should be rooted out.

58:57Tim Dillon:and until they are, the distrust in those institutions will not abate. But no, as the president of the United States has discovered, there is no surreptitious choreography taking place behind the veneer of the everyday. We are not being manipulated. The manipulation, if that's the right word, is of our own design. It is a reflection of our atomization and our vacuousness and cannot be so easily extinguished. I don't think it can be easily extinguished. And anyone who attempts to extinguish it, including the president, the author of our many delusions, will be disavowed, discredited, assumed to be part of the greater company.

59:28Tim Dillon:So this guy wrote this paragraph. Yes, there are terrible people across the globe who have ascended to the highest echelons of institutional power. And the next paragraph goes, but they're not manipulating you and they wouldn't try.

59:45Tim Dillon:I mean, this is an article. It was written, edited. It's out there. People are sharing it, I'm sure. People think it's like a smart, this is like stuff that the so-called smart set chattering class reads and they pat themselves on the back. Good work. So there are terrible people at the top, but they're not working together. They're just bad and they do horrible things and they sleep with 14 year olds and they're depraved and spineless, but they would never think to blackmail each other. They'd never think to cover for each other and they wouldn't think to lie about it. They're not doing that just because they're sick pedophiles who have risen to the top of our society and have gobs of money and the means to use violence don't think they would.

1:00:30Tim Dillon:Who believes it? Whose head works like this? Whose head does that? Where they go, well, just because it's like the craziest it's like your mother going, now the drugs are in your room. Your room smells like pot. Your eyes are red. You've missed school. Someone saw you smoking outside of the school Your friends are all drug addicts Many of them are going to jail Tommy's mother just kicked him out of the house The piss test came back for weed And you said it's because you were at Tommy's house And you inhaled smoke in his room by mistake You're telling me after all of this You're looking at me and telling me you're not high No No and then I write an article where I go yes everyone's high yes they all went to jail yes your son hangs out with them yes a drug test came back positive yes Tommy's mother saw him smoking a joint outside of school but let's not get confused let's not muddy the waters here yes there are a lot of stoners in your son's grade Many of them are his best friends.

1:01:49Tim Dillon:And they've all ascended to positions of power. And that's sad that these stoners are just running the show. But they're not manipulating you. And to think they are is crazy. You're a paranoid anti-Semite. And then you're like, wait a minute, they're all Italian. You go, shut up. You're a paranoid anti-Semite to think that all of your son's stoner friends might be trying to conceal their weed smoking. That's really all this is. This is just a bunch of drug addicts. And then someone's going like, don't you think it's possible that any of them are lying about their drug use? And then there's all these articles written by people going, well, I actually don't think that's happening.

1:02:29Tim Dillon:Yes, they're on drugs. But that's not the way the world works. You can't just get a bunch of rich people together to cover shit up. It's like, no, you can. You absolutely can. It's all the day. And this is not a conspiracy theory about the Jewish people, by the way. It has nothing to do with Jewish people. The vast, I guarantee you, the people on that island were every race, creed, culture, whatever, rich, powerful people that are partaking in acts of things that we don't even know. I think that's the other thing. I think we're thinking it's other things. It's not. This is like other stuff. This is like Marquis de Sade, like times 10, violence, murder, killing.

1:03:14Tim Dillon:This is real bad. My guess, again. Only because every other scandal in history that involved children being abused also involved them being killed. If you're going to abuse a child and ruin its life, you'll also kill them. This guy wrote that article. No, they just raped them. They were actually not killing them. They just raped them repeatedly, causing them to disassociate. To think that they would kill them is crazy. It's just... It looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck. But to suggest it's a duck makes you an anti-Semite and a not. What? Because it could be a goose. Yeah, but that's still a bird and it kind of moves like a duck and isn't that also a problem if it's a goose?

1:03:58Tim Dillon:Shut up. You're anti-Semitic and insane. How do you live? You're such a paranoid monster. I'm just saying they're both birds. But I actually think it's a duck. It's a human with a duck sound. What? It's making duck noises to make you think it's a bird. Why would it do that? Why would it human? Well, there's things called duck calls Yeah, but I think that's for duck hunters Not only It's also for people that are fucking with you Why would someone just blow a duck call So I would think it's a duck Have you seen the show Duck Dynasty? What? Yes, I guess I have Well, a lot of those guys are racist But, but What are we doing here?

1:04:37Tim Dillon:I just said I saw this thing that quack like a duck And it looked like a duck And I said, it's probably a duck. Well, maybe you should go hang out with your Nazi friends at the Duck Dynasty fucking lake, you anti-semi piece of cat. What? And then that guy finishes that article, he rolls over, there's a 14-year-old in his bed, and he goes... Good night. This January, Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship takes over the ocean. The inaugural Bruce Cruise sails from Miami to the Bahamas aboard the Norwegian Jewel. Three straight days with pool deck bare knuckle fights in the Caribbean. Massive parties, beach events, DJs, cigars, tequila tastings, and nonstop action.

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