In short
The episode is a wide-ranging monologue covering (1) a “fake controversy” about prenatal Tylenol/acetaminophen and autism/ADHD, (2) claims about FBI involvement and corruption around Jan. 6 and other major cases, (3) political-military commentary tying current events to escalation in Ukraine, and (4) criticism of surveillance/defense-tech companies like Palantir, including their move into merch and wearable branding.
Guests
No traditional guests appear in the transcript. It includes a brief “Yossi Cohen” introduction (presented as a Mossad-related conversation) and a “Chloe” segment about Dairy Queen/ice cream, but the episode is otherwise driven by the host’s monologue.
Guest backgrounds
Yossi Cohen is introduced as someone accused online of being Mossad; Chloe is described as working at Dairy Queen.
Key claims
Prenatal acetaminophen risk is portrayed as overstated and framed as personal-responsibility/luck; the FBI is alleged to have used undercover agents at Jan. 6 (cited as ~275) and to be deeply corrupt; Palantir is accused of enabling a “digital police state,” including immigrant tracking (ICE tool) and surveillance branding.
Notable examples
“Charles” (a second-grade classroom anecdote used to argue against overusing Tylenol); Jan. 6 undercover agents; Boston Marathon case links; Howard Rubin sex-trafficking allegations; Palantir selling shirts/tote bags and an upcoming “Aura Ring” wearable.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOUnderstanding the Mossad
1:02 to 1:30
A deep dive into what the Mossad is and its role.
“A friend of the show, Barry Weiss, did a fascinating interview with a member of the Mossad, and she really looked into the process, and it was incredibly interesting.”
Exploring Dairy Queen and Ice Cream
1:30 to 4:36
A humorous exploration of ice cream and Dairy Queen with Chloe.
“And I wanted somebody to kind of walk me through an area of study that I know nothing about, just like Barry did.”
Controversy Surrounding Tylenol
8:04 to 14:02
Tim discusses the implications of Tylenol use during pregnancy and its controversies.
“It's destroying athlete, creator, and YouTube Maxer.”
The Risks and Realities of Parenting
14:02 to 21:22
Exploring the unpredictable nature of parenting and childhood development.
“When you have a kid, it all comes out in the wash.”
Military Politics and the Secretary of War
21:22 to 24:18
Discussing the implications of military leadership changes and their motivations.
“because people would like Tylenol in Gaza.”
War and the Stakes of Global Politics
24:18 to 28:00
Examining the current geopolitical tensions and their potential consequences.
“I'm not saying Russia's free, but in their minds, obviously, they're saying we're free of foreign control.”
Trump's Gambling Persona
28:00 to 28:12
Discussion of Trump's gambling personality and affinity for risk.
Critique of the FBI's Role
29:58 to 34:13
An exploration of alleged FBI corruption and involvement in major events.
“They're indicting James Comey and probably for pretty good reason, because James Comey, there was a lot of fuckery with Comey.”
Howard Rubin's Legal Troubles
34:13 to 39:51
Discussion about Howard Rubin's arrest and alarming allegations.
“you know, I believe it was Bill Clinton.”
Reflections on Financial Elites
39:51 to 42:00
Tim Dillon's commentary on the problematic behaviors of financial elites.
“But the shocking of the women and the beating and the proposed murder, the murder, the discussions of murdering the woman.”
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Discussion on Howard Rubin's Legal Issues
42:00 to 45:36
Learn about Howard Rubin's legal troubles and the societal implications of his actions.
“This guy's got neighbors, and that's exactly what they're saying, because that's the way people in Connecticut talk to go.”
Los Angeles Real Estate Challenges
47:30 to 49:21
Explore the challenges faced by Los Angeles real estate amidst environmental concerns.
“Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions.”
Palantir's Rebranding and Ethics
49:21 to 56:00
Discuss the ethical implications of Palantir's shift to a lifestyle brand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I want to talk about one of the great cities in our country that's having problems, Los Angeles.”
Surveillance and Digital Control
56:00 to 59:08
Exploring government surveillance and its implications on personal freedom.
“All of us reduced to a set of facial characteristics.”
AI and Digital Rights
59:08 to 1:00:46
Discussion on the need for renegotiating digital rights in the age of AI.
“with these people are our Bill of Rights in this new digital age.”
Geopolitics and Disinformation
1:02:41 to 1:09:09
Analyzing current geopolitical issues and the nature of disinformation.
“you know, this shooting with the ice thing.”
Cultural Commentary and Speculation
1:09:10 to 1:10:02
Speculating on cultural phenomena and reactions to current events.
“The mummy We're at Halloween now And you know Dracula Can you get, can you get, is there any way to get a copyright free version of Monster Mash or no way?”
Discussing Controversial Figures
1:10:02 to 1:12:00
Explore the commentary on various controversial figures and incidents.
“And they're trannies and they're furries.”
Candace Owens and Investigative Journalism
1:12:01 to 1:14:05
Insights on Candace Owens' investigation into recent events and her approach.
“The push that Tyler Robinson is this lone shooter, which they're trying to establish as a fact.”
Upcoming Comedy Shows
1:14:06 to 1:14:48
Details about Tim Dillon's upcoming comedy shows across various locations.
“that involves in-depth research and detective-like approach.”
Upcoming Comedy Shows
1:16:45 to 1:17:33
Details about Tim Dillon's upcoming comedy shows across various locations.
“You may not remember every time you toss, turn, or wake up hot, but your body does.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Hi, I'm Sean Evans from Hot Ones, and I want to tell you about YouTube Premium. It has offline downloads, so you can watch without Wi-Fi. Background play, so you can lock your phone and it still plays, baby. Oh, and it is completely ad-free. Yes, I said it, ad-free. Try YouTube Premium for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. Trial eligibility varies, terms apply, cancel anytime. Yossi Cohen, welcome to Honestly. Thank you very much for having me. Well, a lot of people on the internet believe that you are my boss because they believe that I am a member of the Mossad.
0:38But this is actually the first time that I'm meeting you or at least as far as I know, any member of the Mossad. So I'm very excited to meet you. I'm the first person you've ever met, but you know. There might be. I might have met people. Might be others that you know the world. First, I want to set the table for people because the Mossad is an agency that is just shrouded in so much conspiracy and propaganda. Simple question, Yossi. what is the Mossad?
1:01Tim Dillon:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. A friend of the show, Barry Weiss, did a fascinating interview with a member of the Mossad, and she really looked into the process, and it was incredibly interesting. So what I want to do now is I wanted to bring someone in to explore an area where I am completely clueless. I mean, completely in the dark. And I wanted somebody to kind of walk me through an area of study that I know nothing about, just like Barry did. So I want to thank you for coming, Chloe. You work at Dairy Queen. That is true, yes. What is Dairy Queen in your mind? What is it?
1:55Tim Dillon:Because people say that they serve ice cream there, and I'm not even super sure what that is. What's ice cream? What is ice cream? Like, what is it? Oh, it's like the frozen dessert ice cream. Like a little treat. It is a treat, yeah. Like a frozen kind of a, it's like an ice. It's sweet. It can be soft or hard. It's chocolate, vanilla. And those are? Those are the flavors. Flavors? Yeah. So there's different flavors of ice cream. There's many flavors of ice cream. So that's something interesting to know, too. Sure, yeah. Now, what is Dairy Queen to ice cream? What do they do? Dairy Queen? It's a pretty popular franchise here in America.
2:58I'm pretty sure it's global, actually. So it's an ice cream store. Sure, we're known for that. We also sell, like, burgers.
3:08Tim Dillon:So if I wanted to, I could get ice cream at Dairy Queen. Yes. What would be some of the ice cream varieties? What's a fun thing people like there? You know, some people just get the vanilla classic. We do something called the blizzard. Now, what is that? That, I'm surprised you don't. A lot of people know about the blizzard. Blizzard. We hold it upside down. Have you seen that? Does it involve candy? There's chopped candies in it. Right. Yeah. This is ringing a bell to me now. And they go in the ice cream. We mix it in. You mix the candy and the ice cream. And then I, if I wanted to, could buy.
3:59Tim Dillon:Because I wanted to have someone on. Because I don't know what this is. This ice cream and candy and the ice cream at this Dairy Queen. What is it? And so many people are curious about it. I don't know anything about it. I've never had it, been near it, gone near it. Don't think I've ever met anyone who's had ice cream or even worked at an ice cream store. So for someone like you to come in, again, me knowing absolutely nothing about ice cream and having never met a human being who's eaten ice cream or sold it or blackmailed anyone with it, for you to come in and just take us through this new strange world is super cool.
4:45Tim Dillon:Whoa. What do you like about ice cream? What do people like about ice cream? Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I've been working there a long time, but it seems to make people happy. You know, they come in. There's sugar in it, maybe. There's a lot of sugar in it. It's not a diet. I should try sugar. Yeah, in moderation. At one time. I want to try it. What would it be like? To try the sugar. It's good. It's a good experience. I'd feel good. Yeah, you would feel good. A lot of people really, they come a lot. They get it often. I've never even seen it. It's not. It's really, it's kind of unbelievable. I know so many people think that I, like, eat ice cream all the time or, like, talk about it or, like, a lot of my friends eat it.
5:42Tim Dillon:Like we eat it together and like we'll get it and eat it in the car. Sometimes I'll eat it by myself or like I've loved it forever. And like I was raised to love ice cream and like no matter what, I'll always like ice cream, even though I know I shouldn't eat it. People think that, but really I've never had it and don't even know what it is. that's i've i've never met anyone who doesn't know what ice cream is but um it's pretty you should definitely try it it's people people enjoy it so you're saying ice cream is a dessert that people have after a meal yeah sometimes yeah what would it be like you know to eat it What does it feel like?
6:34Um, I think you would know because you're doing it right now. How? Doing what? You are eating ice cream right now.
6:43Tim Dillon:How would I know I'm eating ice cream? You don't know that you're eating ice cream right now? Well, it's secret, right? I mean, that's the whole premise of the whole thing. It's like, you could be eating ice cream and not even know you're eating it. That's the whole point, from what I hear. I don't understand. I'm just saying. You ever kill anyone at Derrick Queen? Some people got to get it. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending. It helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. One of my favorite things about Rocket Money is that it can track subscriptions.
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9:03Tim Dillon:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Everybody's up in arms over Tylenol. If you want to take it, take it. It's just a recommendation from RFK And Dr. Kennedy And our president And you don't My mother took a lot of Sudafedge My mother was addicted, God love her To over-the-counter pharmaceuticals And one of the things in our country That we don't realize Is that you can be addicted to Over-the-counter pharmaceuticals Truly My mother also liked Percocet and Vicodin And things that were behind the glass But it was also a lot of over-the-counter pharmaceuticals that mother got into.
9:48Tim Dillon:Sudafat at one time was just kind of an over-the-counter grab-and-go, pep in her step, put a little pep in her step. A lot of people say Trump likes it too. But RFK has now come out and said people are autistic because mothers, when they are pregnant, take Tylenol, which makes the children autistic. Let's listen to, this is RFK Jr., the head of the Maha movement, the Make America Healthy Again movement, talking about the dangers, the dangers, hidden dangers in taking Tylenol. And here's the way I feel about it, folks. I think you got to do what you want to do out there. I'm a big fan of personal responsibility If your kid comes out autistic And it's a genius Well then you did the right thing If it's one of them where it's, you know And we all know We all know Not all of them are If your kid's a little rain man He can count all the marbles on the floor quickly It's a fun party trick Everyone likes it He's a little quiet, a little off to himself.
11:03Tim Dillon:Fine. But I have friends, and they had kids late in life, and their children, I mean, God, it's like something out of Lord of the Rings. I'm sorry. It is something out of Lord of the Rings. It's like an orc. It's just like, ah! And, I mean, I don't want that. Nobody wants that. So if you take a lot of Tylenol, and your kid comes in, and it's making the sounds that usually get made during the Battle of Helms deep, then I don't want it in my home. And I will call it it. So, Dr. Kennedy here, he's the guy. He's Tylenol. If you take Tylenol while you're pregnant, your child will come out. It will not be able to wipe itself.
11:54It will not be able to speak. It will not be able to go on a date. It will not be able to eat a pizza.
12:01Tim Dillon:It will not be able to do anything. It will just, it'll scream like an orc from the Battle of Helms Deep, Lord of the Rings, where the orcs came from hell and they flew and they screamed loud. Dr. Kennedy, is he a doctor? Maybe not. Who cares? Dr. Kennedy. Important findings from our autism work that are vital for parents to know as they make these decisions. Correct. First, HHS will act on acetaminophen. The FDA is responding to clinical and laboratory studies that suggest a potential association between acetaminophen used during pregnancy and adverse neurodevelopmental outcomes, including later diagnosis for ADHD and autism.
12:50Scientists have proposed biological mechanisms linking prenatal acetaminophen exposure to altered brain development. We have also evaluated the contrary studies that show no association. Today, the FDA will issue a physician's notice about the risk of acetaminophen during pregnancy and begin the process to initiate a safety label change.
13:14Tim Dillon:Yeah, that's all it is. Folks, folks, it's a fake controversy. It's fake. You don't have to. You want to take it? Take it. You want to eat it? Eat it Eat it If you want it Who gives a fuck By the way, you want to drink when you're pregnant? Drink I have friends with fetal alcohol syndrome They have small heads and sunken in eyes But they've got heart No, they have heart I have friends whose mother Couldn't get off the bottle For the first four to five because she didn't know she was pregnant. I think it's because she couldn't go through Christmas without a couple of, you know, a couple of pops to get warm and toasty.
14:04Tim Dillon:But you know what? I have friends with fetal alcohol syndrome with sunken in eyes and beady little eyes that are sunken deep in their skull and they're tiny and they haven't grown and they're kind of malnourished and gremlin-like and they have heart. They have heart. It doesn't matter. smoke, Tylenol, low birth weight. Listen, it all comes out in the wash. That's what it really is. When you have a kid, it all comes out in the wash. So it doesn't really matter what you do. I have friends. I know people, they've done everything for their child. Everything. I mean, the right school, the right little baby Einstein, that thing.
14:52Tim Dillon:You know, I wish you could bet. For example, wouldn't it be great if Kalshi, the world's greatest betting website, you were able to bet on if they were going, if the manufacturer of Tylenol would sue Trump because a lot of people are speculating that they will. On Kalshi.com, you might be able to do that. But what I was speaking about is like, I have friends and they've done everything for their kids, The baby Einstein, where they put, where they, what is it? That the baby Mozart, they play, yeah, they play Mozart for the child. When it's in utero, it's in the womb, and then the baby's listening to music.
15:26Tim Dillon:And you know what the baby's doing now? Ah, heroin. Okay? You can do everything you want for your child, and then it grows up to be dating a furry and shooting Charlie Kirk. So, it doesn't necessarily guarantee anything. Take the acetaminophen or don't. Smash it, snort it, put it in your ass I'm telling you It's a lotto with these fucking kids out there It's a goddamn lotto Sure there are things you can do to increase your chances I know so many families One kid, great Next kid, stealing money Stealing money, doing drugs Dating hookers, in jail The other kid Nice guy Working hard Has a wife, couple of kids Likes golf You don't know which way it's going to go So maybe you look at this And you go maybe I'll take a little less Tylenol When I'm pregnant with little Little Billy Maybe give little Billy a shot Maybe deal with your back pain another way Get a couple of compresses Hot compresses And give little Billy a shot You don't want him running around the school like a nut There was this guy named Charles.
16:44Tim Dillon:We went to school with this little guy, and he'd run in like a nut. This is true. We were in second grade. My second grade teacher, Mrs. Straylaw, had an accident because she was thrown off a horse, which is why I don't think people should do that lightly. Get on horses. That's a whole other thing. but she was thrown off the horse and had a spinal she had a spinal thing and it deeply affected her but she was, my grandmother loved her and my grandmother was close with all these teachers like a coven of witches but they loved each other and they were teachers you know and my grandmother was an old school teacher you know she did the work, you know what I mean and she wasn't, you know, having sex with the children like the new ones okay she wasn't showing up in a furry costume and and filming child porn like the new teachers do they're in the class filming child pornography my grandmother was teaching the kids about science we had a kid named Charles and he was this little guy and he was a little guy with black hair jet black hair looked like some kind of animal like a Tasmanian devil and we were in second grade and my teacher, again, was thrown off a horse.
18:11Tim Dillon:He would come and he would, we had those little desks you would open and he would come and there was something inside of him, Charles. He had a troubled life. He had a troubled life. There's many people out there with trouble. And he would come in and he would throw everything. He'd open his desk and he'd throw it and he'd go, rawr, rawr, like a beast, like a beast. and he would throw everything out of his desk and he would scare people and then some people would kind of cheer him on. Eventually we started to ignore him because it was so commonplace. He would just, he would literally come in and go, and the teacher would go, Charles, Charles, Charles.
18:55Tim Dillon:And go to the principal's office, Charles. And he was like this little beast and then he would see what he had done. Like he'd thrown everything and he was just brooding and angry. And then the principal would come and say, Charles, they would use his last name, Mr. Da-da-da. And I saw once the gym teacher grabbed him because he was flipping out and the gym teacher just kind of grabbed him and like bear hugged him to just, you know, get him, try to calm him down. And Charles just was like, you could see his face just rage. Something in him he couldn't control. Paul, he was angry. He was angry is my point.
19:38So what I'm saying here is just hold it down on the Tylenol.
19:43Tim Dillon:Don't go nuts with it. You know what I mean? It's stop with the party, with these over-the-counter drugs. Because some of these kids are having real problems out there. They're having real, real issues. And Charles was an Italian. And we feel bad for him. and we want him to do well. I don't know where he is now. Probably in jail or on the streets. That's where a lot of these kids end up now. They're on the street and they become a street person because there's nowhere to go if your mother is doped up on Tylenol because it's a respected drug and she's all acetaminophened out. let's listen. Who's this?
20:35Tim Dillon:What's this going on? It's moms on TikTok that are protesting. And by taking Tylenol and turning their children into Charles. Yeah. 28 weeks pregnant. You know what I'm going to take? So I'm with Tylenol. Let's eat a minute. Here's how dumb these people are. By the way, by the way, it's not illegal. It's not a protest. What you're doing is nothing. No one cares about you or your child. No one cares about anything. There's a suggestion maybe that there's a causal link here, and that's it, and then they have to flip out. Okay, you don't have to. Then don't do it. Then take all the Tylenol you want, but you're taking it.
21:16You're taking Tylenol when you don't need it.
21:21Tim Dillon:Well, that's stupid, you dumb bitch, because people would like Tylenol in Gaza. Don't you think?
21:35Tim Dillon:I think it's a little better reason to take Tylenol than, oh, I'm mad at the president. I'm taking a protest, handful of Tylenol. Oh, I need some Tylenol. My building blew up. That's a better reason to have Tylenol. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth orders rare urgent meeting of hundreds of military generals and admirals on short notice for unstated reason. I'm going to tell you right now I know what it is. I have contacts at the highest level of government. Pete Hegsath, the Secretary of War, not Defense Secretary, he's now the Secretary of War. You know the thing that Trump got elected to not have?
22:10Tim Dillon:Well, we've changed one of the departments in our government to the name War, which might make you think we're actually going to get into more of them. Fun! Pete Hegsath is calling all of these generals and admirals, okay, to a meeting in Quantico, and he's calling them all together. And I know this, high levels of the campaign. He's coming out as gay. He's coming out as gay to these people. And he's going to say, I want you to hear it from me. I'm a homosexual. I'm a gay American. He's going to say what Kevin Spacey said. He's going to say, I'm a gay American. And I hope that doesn't change what you guys think of me.
22:51Tim Dillon:No, he's going to give them some talk about the core values of the whatever. What core values? bombing these Venezuelans that we say are trafficking drugs, whether they are or not. We're just like lobbing bombs at Venezuelan fishermen. I mean, what are we, what core values? Trump, by the way, just said to Zelensky, you can win all your territory back. Like, as a friend of mine said, he's like a devil at the casino going, well, you've lost one kid's college education. How about you win it all back? Trump literally said to Zelensky, you can win all of the territory back that Russia took. Basically saying no fucking peace, all out, total war.
23:45Tim Dillon:Russia's, you know, like their drones are out. They're buzzing the airspace of Denmark and Poland. There's drone sightings. Everybody's real hot right now. Things are getting ready to get ugly, to spill over into a war. Russia has felt, rightly or wrongly, by the way, I'm not telling you what is right or wrong. I'm telling you how they feel. They have felt that they have been in a war with NATO for a while, an unofficial, undeclared war. Now it is looking like it is going to spill over into an official declared war Russia is a formidable country with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world They're obviously not anywhere near as capable militarily as the United States or China But when you have a bunch of nukes, you wonder how much that matters They act as a pretty strong deterrent if anybody breaches the territorial integrity of Russia or threatens Russia's existence as a free nation.
24:56Tim Dillon:I'm not saying Russia's free, but in their minds, obviously, they're saying we're free of foreign control. We're not controlled by China. We're not controlled by the United States. We're going to stay that way. And if they feel threatened and that one of those things is some type of possibility, who knows how they'll react. So Donald Trump, the peacetime president, literally coming out and telling Zelensky, by the way, you can win all your territory back. Spin the wheel. Get up the commercial for Foxwoods, by the way. This was the commercial that they used to play for boomers on Long Island to get them to go to the great Foxwoods, Connecticut, in a casino, and you'll see me there eventually, or Mohegan Sun, whatever.
25:42Tim Dillon:I don't know what we're doing. But both of those casinos are great. But get up the Foxwoods commercial because this is the commercial that I guess I think of when Trump is telling Zelensky, hey, buddy, you might as well pop the cork, spin the wheel, and see if you can win your territory back. Here it is, everybody. This is Donald Trump to Zelensky in the Ukraine telling him, why not? Life is short. Life is sweet. There's bodies all over the Ukraine, by the way. They're scattered. There's limbs everywhere. Young men are dead. Women are dead. Children are dead. Nobody cares. It's an abject, amoral situation.
26:33Tim Dillon:journalists are dead everybody's dead and we are consistently stoking the fires of this and now Donald Trump again instead of telling Zelensky we gotta fuck in he goes you can actually win it all back and this is the song that was playing as Donald Trump spoke to Zelensky let's go rub it all take a chance make it happen pop the cork finger snapping spin the wheel Round and round we go. Life is good. Life is sweet. Grab yourself a front row seat. And let's meet. And have a ball. And have a ball. Let's fight a war. For the wonder of it all. Paradise. Lucky seven. Catch yourself a piece of heaven.
27:27You could win it all. You and me. We can have it all. You can win it all, baby!
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27:33Tim Dillon:Couple of heads explode. Or you can lose your country. Whatever. Spin it! Roll the dice, baby! What's it all for? For the wonder of it all! Meet me in the Ukraine. Well, there you go. Donald Trump being inspired by the great Foxwoods commercial basically saying, hey, listen, folks. Because Trump's a gambling man. He's a casino man. He likes to spin the wheel. He likes to roll the dice. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending. It helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. One of my favorite things about Rocket Money is that it can track subscriptions.
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30:03Tim Dillon:They're indicting James Comey and probably for pretty good reason, because James Comey, there was a lot of fuckery with Comey. You know, the FBI, by the way, we don't, we always think about the CIA because that's the sexy one. But the FBI is one of the most corrupt organizations in the history of this country. And more and more we find out about the FBI, the worse it gets. By the way, how many people did they have at J6? Did we know this? About 275 undercover agents at January 6th. Were they the people opening the doors to the Capitol and letting people in, perhaps? 200, I believe 275, right? Am I wrong?
30:45Yeah.
30:48Tim Dillon:275 plainclothes FBI agents at January 6th. Gretchen Whitmer comes out and goes A bunch of white supremacists try to kidnap me We find out like 12 of the 15 Were FBI informants Okay? The Boston Marathon bombing We have Tamerlan Zernayev Dokar Zernayev One of the witnesses who was friends with both of those guys In the Boston Marathon bombing The FBI ends up killing During some interrogation At this guy's house They don't bring him to an FBI field office I guess they don't pat him down apparently he went and grabbed something and he tried to kill an FBI agent and they killed this guy who knew both Jokar, Zokar and Tamerlan Zarnayev and the Boston bombing stinks to high hell that we had a prior relationship with those guys.
31:40Tim Dillon:Here's a fun fact by the way Tamerlan Zarnayev Zokar, I don't know how to pronounce his name I think it's Zokar, Dokar, Zokar their um, uncle So, Rusli, Tsarnaev married Samantha Fuller. Samantha Fuller, her, I believe her father or grandfather, but it doesn't matter, but I believe it might have been her father, was Graham Fuller, who was the CIA, the architect of the CIA's Middle East policy. So it is kind of an odd, wacky coincidence that these two terrorists, their uncle married into a prominent CIA family. that is at the very least that's a big coincidence you know what really is a coincidence is if you sit on a Southwest flight next to someone and you're both going to Disney World not that two terrorists have an uncle who married into a prominent CIA family and then the FBI afterwards starts going we have no idea how this happened and there's so many links between those bombers and the feds that they possibly were recruited by the FBI, that maybe they were informants and the Bureau was covering their tracks.
32:57Tim Dillon:The Oklahoma City bombing is fucking nuts. The FBI is the shadiest organization. It might be as shady as the CIA or more shady than the CIA, by the way. And the reason for that is because the FBI is recruiting people in our own country to be informants. They're working with people in our own country. They're working with, which the CIA, by the way, supposedly not doing. Now we know that's bullshit. But supposedly the CIA's mission is to work outside of the borders of the United States. Whereas the FBI is very much working here on US soil and finding some very fun folks. So the FBI, again, 275 plainclothes agents in January 6th crowd.
33:49Tim Dillon:Now, James Comey was the head of the FBI. James Comey was the FBI director. Bring that up from when to when. Just setting up the type of agency that he ran. So James Comey was running the FBI. You know, he had that tarmac meeting with, you know, you know, I believe it was Bill Clinton. He also, where he was admonished for the Hillary email stuff. He was appointed by Obama in 2013. And Trump dismissed him in 2017. When was the Boston Marathon bombing?
34:34Tim Dillon:I don't even remember. Probably a long time ago. April 15, 2013. And now Comey was appointed when? September 4th, 2013. Okay, so right after the Boston Marathon bombing, he is appointed. So he is, he's been around a long time and Donald Trump is getting an indictment. Now I'm hearing from people. Now you might not care. You might go, Tim, we don't care. And maybe I'm wrong. But the people that I have as sources are telling me that there are more indictments coming. More indictments are coming. By the way, and this is just something interesting because again, this was done to Trump. He's now going to all of his enemies and he's going to fight them in the courts.
35:32Tim Dillon:And this is what's going to happen. This is what happens when the democratic process breaks down and people move into the courts. And then when the courts fail, that moves into the street and it moves into violence, which nobody wants. But this is just how things degenerate. Michael Rubin, by the way, who's a George Soros acolyte, who's very close with George Soros, Michael Rubin, good friend of the show. Michael Rubin, friend of the show. Michael Rubin today or recently arrested for sex trafficking sex trafficking R-U-B-I-N Rubin sex trafficking unfortunately he was arrested along with his assistant money manager Howard Rubin not Michael Rubin not Michael Rubin not Michael Rubin not michael rubin michael rubin has done nothing wrong not a goddamn thing not a goddamn thing i think he had that white party he had it every year in the hamptons and everyone behaved and i was never invited by the way you know what pisses me off about this kirk summit where is bill actman inviting me somewhere bill hampton's time i mean billy boy why don't you bring me over Why don't you scream at me about Israel?
37:10Tim Dillon:Offer me a couple of shekels. You got Bill Ackman and all these goons yelling at Charlie Kirk in the Hamptons. How about you yell at Tim Dillard with a couple of lobster rolls? Maybe I'll see it your way. Bill Ackman, call me. I'll head out now. I can be there in two hours, Bill. Not invited to a goddamn thing. Anywho. Did you see Candace Owens? She said this guy wasn't even at the school. I'm not saying that's the case, but she's very interesting, and maybe she's right. Money manager Howard Rubin detained in sex trafficking case after Fed site hitman threat. Famed money manager Howard Rubin was arrested in Connecticut.
37:56Tim Dillon:Connecticut is idyllic, isn't it? the rolling green hills kind of the white houses the old Christmas in Connecticut it's a great movie it just has this old money Greenwich, New Canaan kind of country club kind of feel anyway so this guy was abusing women in a sex dungeon and beating them and burning them and kind of whipping them a judge ordered Ruben detained without bail after a prosecutor argues he was a flight risk and that he had discussed hiring a hitman to target women who had filed a civil suit against him. Well, I think he felt like a lot of these women were unappreciative. Go up a little bit.
38:42Tim Dillon:Rubin's former personal assistant, Jennifer Powers, was also arrested and charged in the case. Ray Kump had a great line once. He goes, is the whole world set up for people to just be pedophiles? Is that the only reason we have a civilization? Is it the only reason we have bridges, is so you can drive over them to beat a woman on the other side? Is that the only reason we have anything? Prosecutors also cited the retired Wall Streeters alleged prior attempts at witness intimidation and said that the victims of the case are universally afraid of him. Rubin is alleged in a 10-count indictment to have participated in sex acts with women in luxury hotels in New York and later rented a two-bedroom penthouse apartment in Manhattan that was converted into a so-called sex dungeon outfitted with bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, and sadomasochism equipment as well as soundproofing.
39:26Tim Dillon:The equipment allegedly included a device to shock or electrocute women, prosecutors said. During many such encounters, Ruben engaged in conduct beyond the scope of the women's consent. The former Soros Fund management financier and his ex-personal assistant, Powers45, spent at least$1 million of Ruben's money operating and maintaining the trafficking. Isn't it funny to have an assistant and go, I need a device that shocks them I need a shock collar Remember the Fat Cat Oscar My friend Michelle's Cat Oscar This fat gray cat that I kind of made famous And it lived in West Hollywood Now it lives in Florida But it had a shock collar on Because it used to escape And every time it would escape They would electrocute it But it didn't care It was such a beast It was like a little raccoon It would get shocked It would go And then just keep escaping Because he liked just being free And in the street so he's just fat ass he would go over the thing and then he would go and then he would just keep going with his little paws and so that wasn't even moral really for a cat wasn't really good I don't think but these women he's shocking them, he's shocking these women I'm starting to think and I don't want to jump to conclusions I don't want to jump to conclusions I'm starting to think that some of these people in high areas of finance are really a problem.
40:56Tim Dillon:And I'm not, I'm just saying that. And I could be wrong. But the shocking of the women and the beating and the proposed murder, the murder, the discussions of murdering the woman. These people, and by when I say these people don't, you know, because everyone's going to be like, What do you mean by that? I mean financial types. They are sometimes into some wacky sex stuff, which is fine, as long as you're not torturing and killing the women. I'm not a moralist. You do whatever you want to do, you know? But when you start, you know, with shocking people and hiring the hitman, it doesn't seem fun anymore.
41:54Tim Dillon:That's not a fetish. It's murder. That's not a fetish. You're trying to kill someone now. You're not. It's a real nut. That guy's a nut. This guy's got neighbors, and that's exactly what they're saying, because that's the way people in Connecticut talk to go. That guy's a real nut. These women that we used to see coming and going, well, he's tried to kill one of them, and the rest of them were terrified because he would shock them, and hit them. So this Howard Rubin guy, I mean, he's, he's, see, this is when you got to admire Jeffrey Epstein. You know? Now, by the way, let's see what Howard Rubin gets.
42:34Tim Dillon:Let's see if Howard Rubin really gets anything or if it's one of those like, hey, you were wrong, but you're a good man. He's got a family and a business. He shocked a few women And he thought about killing one But I mean, maybe the judge will just basically go Mr. Rubin, who amongst us Hasn't set up a sex dungeon in Manhattan? Who amongst us hasn't electrocuted a woman or two? Who amongst us has not hired a hitman? It is not about falling down, sir It's how you get back up It is how you get back up So I want you to put all this behind you Time served Pay some fines Do a couple of nights in the pokey And then you walk back onto that trading floor, sir And you hold your head high You hold your head high Because every man dies But not every man really lives I think it's going to be something like that The judge will quote Braveheart to him There's something There's something that tells me the judge is going to quote Braveheart when he sentences him to four days.
43:56Tim Dillon:You're going four days. Time served. Walk him to the jail. He gets it. He gets it. We're making him fly over Rikers. Look down at it. He gets it. He knows he did the wrong thing. His assistant, Powers, Jennifer Powers. Is it Jennifer? I got to stop using these wrong names. I think it is, right? His assistant Jennifer Powers was arrested at her home in South Lake, Texas, and is scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas. She was also charged with bank fraud in connection with alleged misrepresentations she made to a bank while financing the mortgage for her and her husband's home.
44:32Well, to add insult to injury, they want a substantial bail package for Powers.
44:40Tim Dillon:If convicted of sex trafficking Ruben and Powers each facts Face a maximum possible sentence of life in prison And a mandatory minimum sentence of 15 years in prison Well let's see if they're convicted of that Let's see if they're convicted of that Or if Maybe They spread a little money around You're a good man And you made a mistake I'm a good man You're a good man He just walks right out of the court. He's like singing and dancing. I'm a good man. I was led astray. We love you. Ruben was sued in November 2017 by two self-identified Playboy models and another model in Florida who claimed they were beaten, sexually abused, and raped by Ruben in multiple incidents in New York City in 2016.
45:32Tim Dillon:He's a problem. He's a little bit of a problem. This is my surmise. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending, helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. One of my favorite things about Rocket Money is that it can track subscriptions. It has the ability to cancel unwanted ones with the app with a few taps, giving users an easy way to stop paying for things they don't use. I'm telling you, automatic transaction categorization across accounts plus customizable categories and tags to reveal spending patterns. You can set budgets and goals, get personalized insights and regular reports, and receive real-time alerts for large transactions, upcoming bills, refunds, and low balances.
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49:22Tim Dillon:Ladies and gentlemen, I want to talk about one of the great cities in our country that's having problems, Los Angeles. Now, if you remember, the year started with some really, really bad fires in several areas of Los Angeles, Altadena, by Pasadena, Malibu, and the Pacific Palisades. Now, realtors in Los Angeles have had to really step their game up because people are worried, is the soil in Malibu safe? Is the water safe? Will our children be able to grow up in a healthy environment? So many of the realtors now are educating people about reconstruction, about, you know, the debris, about elements of the disaster.
50:12Tim Dillon:So I want to play right now. I was very impressed by this. Here is a Los Angeles real estate agent explaining to people, this is sure it's an advertisement for a home, but it really is an education about rebuilding, about community, and about public safety. Take it away.
50:51Thank you, sacred water.
51:04Thank you, sacred water.
51:15Tim Dillon:Well, that's good because you know what it is? A lot of people are kind of sidestepping a lot of these bigger questions, but he's taking it head on, which I think is very important. There's a lot of uncertainty, and I think that it's very easy for people to just kind of sidestep, but you have all of that in there. It's very important. Our good friends at Palantir, Peter Thiel, and our good friends at Palantir, Peter Thiel, Satan, and many others, are looking to expand Palantir Palantir into being a lifestyle brand because what they've realized, well, Peter Thiel, by the way, came out recently and said that regulating AI hastens the Antichrist.
51:51Tim Dillon:When Ross Douthat at the New York Times was like, hey, don't you think you like if people were looking at who would be the Antichrist, it might be you. And he's like, actually, it would be Greta Thunberg. Now, Greta Thunberg may or may not be annoying, but it is interesting that Peter Thiel thinks that some chick on a flotilla trying to bring rice to Gaza is more likely to be Satan than the guy building autonomous drone armies. But again, I'm not a theologist. Now, Peter Thiel, get this up, Palantir is going to become a lifestyle brand. Peter Thiel has realized that the focus has been for too long on drones and Satan.
52:38Tim Dillon:And I think they probably had a meeting at Palantir and they said, Peter, you know, everything with you is facial recognition software and the devil. Why don't you branch out? So what they're trying to do right now is rebrand Palantir so that it's kind of like a fun Lululemon. So it's kind of like, you know, probably involves some wearables. defense tech giant Palantir is selling t-shirts and tote bags as part of a bid to encourage fans to publicly endorse it. Palantir is sick of the bad press. They're sick of people pointing out that they're exporting technology all over the world for the purposes of death.
53:25Tim Dillon:They want to changed that image. They wanted to be cool. A Palantir shirt, a tote, a hoodie. The game is merch. Turn Palantir into a lifestyle. Surveillance is a lifestyle. Mass death is a lifestyle. The big picture, the Denver-based company released this new merch online last Thursday as part of a push by leadership to transform it into a lifestyle brand. The launch took place a week before the prototype of Palantir's new tracking tool created for ICE is expected. Palantir has a new tracking tool that will be used to track immigrants. And just them, by the way. It's a peculiar strategy for a company that's inked billions in defense contracts with the federal government and drawn scrutiny over its escalated role within the Trump administration.
54:18Tim Dillon:Folks, you can't build a digital police state without selling a tote bag. This is how crazy everything's become. Can't you just be evil? Can't anyone just be evil anymore? Can't anything just be evil? You can't. Everybody wants to be applauded for doing the worst things ever. No one can just do them and make lots of money. They also have to be like applauded in the public square and loved. They want to be cool. You did it. You're doing all the things. your dreams have come true. You're identifying and killing people all over the planet with your technology. Your company's doing it. The company you started is identifying targets and helping unmanned autonomous drones fire at those targets all over the world.
55:15Tim Dillon:You're surveilling people. You're using facial recognition technology. Isn't it enough that you've made your dreams come true. You've made your dreams come true. Every young kid walking around Stanford wants to do what you've done. Put his fellow citizens in a digital cage and then finally eliminate their physical beings. But you did it. Hard work, determination, believing in yourself. You know all the shit Gary Vee talks about. Betting on yourself. You know, hustle, grind. You did it. You're gonna put the country in a digital prison And the people that step out of line are going to get vaporized with your technology.
55:55Tim Dillon:You did it. Sitting in a dorm room as a young guy with a couple of buddies talking about the possibilities of tech. And here we are. Here we are. All of us reduced to a set of facial characteristics. A threat profile. How beautiful. A digital file with all of our health data. A protest we've attended. A police record. Public intoxication? Ah! Weren't you the wild man? All of it stored by the government. It's beautiful. Why do you need to sell tote bags? Why do people have to be happy about their imprisonment? Why must people be? This is the thing I hate about the tech people. And then I actually feel, this is why I got to throw my hat in with the finance guys, even Mr.
56:53Tim Dillon:Rubin. Because at the end of the day, finance people just wanted to take your shit. They didn't need you to feel good about them doing it. They didn't need to be applauded for doing it. They just wanted to take the things that you had and keep them for themselves. but Palantir can't handle the fact that people have soured on them so they're constantly trying to like get people interested in their brand by giving lectures on the Antichrist and by doing shirts and tote bags it's edgy, it's edgy ooh, you can piss people off with a Palantir shirt ooh, those libtards at Christmas you're gonna get mad when you walk in with a Palantir hat How's your stock doing?
57:41Tim Dillon:It's pathetic. It's pathetic. By the way, it's pathetic. You're going to be an edgelord with Palantir? You're going to edgelord with a Palantir shirt? You loser. It's ridiculous. It's insane. See if you can get one 3X from me. Have them send it. Ironically, but the point is that Palantir Aura Ring involves a partnership where Palantir provides infrastructure and security for Aura's enterprise platform for the DoD rather than a partnership. So this is a wearable. That's coming. They want the wearables. They want the wearables. That is coming. They are building this with Trump, with taxpayer money.
58:26Tim Dillon:They know the dollar is going to crash. They know we're headed into a world war. They know AI is going to be very disruptive to jobs over the next 10 years. They're going to have to quell massive civil unrest. I hate to beat a dead horse here. I don't want to, I don't want to keep saying all this But it's all true This is what's happening, and I know this, I hear this from smart people And so do you, it's not like I know anything you don't It's just what it is Everybody knows this, everyone feels it We don't only know it, we feel it In our bones We have to renegotiate Our relationship with these people I'm very interested in politicians Who want to renegotiate our relationship with these people are our Bill of Rights in this new digital age.
59:13Tim Dillon:I'm very interested in politicians who want to talk about that. Left, right, or center, I don't give a fuck. I don't care if it's AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene. I don't care who it is. If you're interested in renegotiating American people's ability to opt out of certain things or to be protected digitally, now, of course, you know, it's going to be tough. it's going to be difficult but that's what interests me those are the issues that interest me they're going to make gay marriage and abortion look like a joke pretty soon or whatever other cultural issues that people want to fight about trans, you know, bathrooms or whatever it is this is coming, it's coming very quickly that's what interests me, the politician who steps up and goes, I understand the genie's out of the bottle and we can't put AI back in its box but why are we not thinking about ways to regulate AI?
1:00:09Tim Dillon:Why are we not thinking about privacy? Why are we not thinking about a human being's God-given right to live unmolested by extreme surveillance technology? Nobody has any interest in that. In fact, Peter Thiel's going, you're Satan if you try to stop my product. If you try to limit artificial intelligence, you try to regulate it in any way, you're Satan. You're Satan. We need progress in America. America's about progress. It's about being progress. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending. It helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.
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1:02:41Tim Dillon:Stop riding on the bullets, folks. you know, this shooting with the ice thing. I don't know. Somebody wrote on that bullet. I don't even know if that's a real thing. What's going on with this? Before I get out of here, you anti-ice. I don't know. That just doesn't feel real. What's going on with this Tyler Robinson? What do we think? What do we think's going on here? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's happening here. Is this an organized thing? Is something else happening? Is it Trantifa? I don't even know what that is, but it's my favorite word. I'm going as Halloween as Trantifa.
1:03:29Tim Dillon:But Candace says she's got big stuff going. I don't know. Let's see. Let's see what she's uncovered. I'm not doing the investigating. what the hell do i know rogan made a point about the gun maybe so i'm not a marksman i don't know these things what i am saying is that there what i do know is geopolitics culture i know a fair amount about the way these things have happened other places i'm not an expert in the in the forensics or in the the bullet and this and that i don't know anything about that i'll never pretend to. What I do know is the way these things have been done other places, other countries, including our own, you can recognize disinformation.
1:04:17Tim Dillon:You've read enough books and you've seen enough stuff. You can start seeing the zone, flood the zone with disinfo and weird info and nobody quite knows easily disprovable stuff. You know, after 9-11, it was like, there are no buildings. There was a hologram. And you're like, what? There were no planes. There were holograms. You start going, well no one thinks that who are you who are you working for why are you saying that everybody else is making real points and wondering about certain easel you know easily answerable questions that can't be answered and then someone will always come out and say something ridiculous and that's disinfo it's called flooding the zone now i don't i don't know what info is good and what is it that is the point of these campaigns i just know that kesh patel is an idiot dan bachino i think is probably a good guy but he's in over his head we talked about the fbi the most corrupt organization in the country they're one of them the cia and the fbi are incredibly corrupt you will not know what's going on and the trump administration is corrupt as well by the way i'm not i'm not uh you know i'm not removing the label of corruption from that administration by the way which is quite obvious at this point that they're hiding things.
1:05:33Tim Dillon:But the FBI's behavior in this case is not making anybody feel good. I know very smart people who don't know what's going on. This is like, no, literally. I get in trouble on this show because I'll tell you, I just got fired from Saudi Arabia. I don't keep my mouth shut. I care deeply about the show being good. And I talk to smart people and I talk to connected people and I talk to people that are high up in certain things. And I'm telling you, people don't know. Genuinely. When the drone thing happened, people didn't know. We think they're ours. Remember those drones over those Jersey bait? We think they're ours.
1:06:13Tim Dillon:A couple of them could be China. We don't know. Remember that? Is there a ship that's Iranian ship off the coast? People like that's bullshit. And then somebody said, well, there was actually a ship. the people that I have talked to about this are, they truly do not know, which is a little scary. You'd want them to know. Some of the people I'm talking to, you'd want to know. You'd want them to go, I 100 % know X or I 100 % know Y, but they're not saying that. They're saying, well, I loved Charlie and I loved his wife and you know I'm being respectful and I'm and I don't know and I have feelings that are weird and I have suspicions that are odd and that's coming from very smart people very connected people people that are they don't know and are saying we don't know and it's not the vice president.
1:07:23Tim Dillon:It's nobody in the administration. I'll say that because I don't want to, I know the news will pick this up. Tim Dillon, it's no one in the administration, but it's all right outside of it, baby. It's right outside. So people going, I don't know. I don't know. Scary thing to hear. Weird thing to hear. Weird thing to hear. You know Make of it what you will Make of it what you will They've already fired me From Riyadh I hope everyone has fun in Riyadh I hope everyone enjoys it I hope everyone enjoys it What do you want me to do What do you want me to do What do you want me to do baby cakes Daddy will be in Montecito It's the only town with dignity left In this goddamn dump of a country sitting there in a restaurant, median age, 81.
1:08:23Tim Dillon:78 to 81, median age, and just a slow, a nice three-hour meal while the sun sets on the eucalyptus trees and we all walk into Oprah's backyard and she chooses one of us to ritually sacrifice and cuts our throat from ear to ear and we bleed onto the soil so that new life will come. At least that's what I hear happens But I don't really know About this Kirk thing I'm not commenting because I don't know I could easily see it being something more Than what they say it is I could easily see it being more than Furries and Trantifa And you know Frankenstein And you know The mummy We're at Halloween now And you know Dracula Can you get, can you get, is there any way to get a copyright free version of Monster Mash or no way?
1:09:30Tim Dillon:I mean, it's such a ubiquitous song to me. It feels like happy birthday. It feels like they should have one. Oh, interesting. Maybe.
1:09:42Tim Dillon:Every time. And by the way, maybe the right wing is correct about it being Trantifa. Every time they talk about Trantifa, I hear this song in my head.
1:09:59Tim Dillon:Every time. They're furries. They're trannies and they're furries. And they're Marxists. And they're trannies and they're furries. And they're Marxists. This is what I hear. And it's just a bunch of like doctors performing an operation on like a tranny furry. This is what I hear. And it could be that. It could be that. But, but, or, or, or, or, could be something else. could be something else and there's a lot of people out there that just don't quite have a feeling some of them have feelings that are bad about it that it was an well it clearly was an assassination but that it was a hit and it wasn't a random Trantifa furry but we don't know keep watching well Candace is going hard and she's really doing the investigative, whatever.
1:11:13Tim Dillon:And it goes in different places with her. You know what I mean? We don't know which way it's going to go, but supposedly she got like a big, play this. See what she's doing over there. Because a couple of days ago, she said Gossamer did it. Get up Gossamer, hit image. G-O-S-S-A-M-E-R and hit image. A few days ago, and I think she was kind of going left here, hit image now. Get him up She said Gossamer She said Gossamer did it A couple of days ago So Sure Now I don't know But play her video now Because she is talking to people She seems to care more about this than the FBI Candace Owens Okay I didn't want to leave you guys on a crazy weekend cliffhanger I needed to get that information out as soon as possible Obviously you can probably see that I received some information, a communication, which answered a lot of questions that the public has had about the story or rather the non-story that we are getting from the feds.
1:12:22The push that Tyler Robinson is this lone shooter, which they're trying to establish as a fact. Some of the burning questions that we had, okay, well, if he turned himself in, how did he also not confess? I now have the answers to that. the main point, the reason why this information came to me is because there's a narrative being spun right now by the media that Tyler Robinson is or was suicidal that is not true and that's a very scary thing when suddenly they're saying he's suicidal and you know he's in solitary alright so Monday she's going to have a lot of it
1:12:58Tim Dillon:her skin always looks insanely good, not one blemish ever, it's amazing it's really insane, she's going to have it Monday and we'll go from there, I don't know I don't know. I know a few people that are looking into it but haven't figured anything out. You know, when you have something like this, you really got to do like, you know, actual, you know, journaling. You got to get people to call you and people to, you know. So I don't know. I don't know what her sources are or who's giving her the info or what the info is. But I do think she was friends with Charlie and she's really taking this very personally and really wants, you know, to leave no stone unturned.
1:13:43Tim Dillon:That's my impression, truly, that she really wants to get some closure there. But again, you know, I don't have the, I'm not out there, you know, doing that. Like, I forget what they call it, gumshoe reporting. What do they call this, gumshoe? There's some type of reporting where it's real investigative journalism where you're knocking on doors and calling people. Gumshoe reporting is a style of investigative journalism that involves in-depth research and detective-like approach. That's exactly what she's doing. Gumshoe reporting. I'm not doing that. I'm reacting to what is being reported because I'm writing jokes.
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