470 - Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation

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25:38Tim Dillon:They don't care about the, I mean, Trump, God bless him, he's trying to do this thing about the American college system and the schools. How is the college? The college system is kind of already done. It's already done. The height of colleges, okay, was from that movie Animal House

26:00Tim Dillon:to around probably 2019, the first year that people graduated with all this debt and they were told immediately to go fuck themselves. That was when college ended. College ended when people left college with all this debt and a degree and went, what do I do now? And they go, you tend bar. You actually do what you did in college. Here's the good news. You know that side job you had in college? That's your real job now. That's when college ended. College is just, you know, now it's just a place to go and socialize and have fun and go to parties and get laid and whatever. It's no longer preparing you for the world.

26:44Tim Dillon:It's doing the exact opposite. It's miring you in debt, getting you to develop a substance abuse problem, and sending you out into the world completely clueless. And the idea that anyone is keeping that system going, okay, anyone. I mean, people graduate here. The average college debt in America is approximately$30 ,000 with an undergraduate degree, with the average federal student loan debt around$40 ,000. However, this number varies significantly based on factors like the type of institution, da-da-da-da-da. Graduate students typically carry much higher debt around$100 ,000 on average. A lot of people that I know, and by the way, if you're in$40 ,000,$60 ,000,$80 ,000 worth of debt, it's a lot of debt.

27:33It's a lot of debt, even with a good job, and a lot of these people have no jobs.

27:37Tim Dillon:So this whole entire university system, which again I didn't go to college I regret it well no I don't regret it per se but like it's something I look back on and it's a yeah I would say it's a regret I would have been a different person I wouldn't have been a comedian I would I wouldn't have done this I would have went to college and my life would have been different because that's the way lives work by the way if you do one thing you go this way if you go another you do another thing you go that way most people tell you that's at you no you always get where you're going no you don't no you don't Actually, you don't.

28:11Tim Dillon:There's paths. You choose one. I chose one that didn't involve college. The loser I would have been had I gone to college, I couldn't even, I can't even imagine it. That being said, I do hear the stories from college. I visited people at college. I do kind of regret not being part of that. It's a part of Americana that I can't really comment on with the authority that I comment on other things. You know what I mean? Like being an influential multimillionaire, something like that. You know, like things that I kind of know. But I will say about college that people have a good time and they leave and they get a job and they're supposed to then be good.

28:51That's the promise of college. You do your four years and then you're good. Not great. Maybe not great, but good. Now these people graduate college and there is nothing for them to do. There is nothing for them to do except go to New York City, go to the Mamdani rally and throw on the burka. And I don't think that's a great testament for how well this college system is working out for anyone. I mean, the best case, what are people that graduate college even do now? A lot of them. I don't even know what they do. What do they, what are your friends doing at graduated college? What are they doing?

29:30Working at a coffee shop. Truly. Yeah. Truly. Isn't that amazing? We don't have enough wars anymore. Sure, if we could ship them all to the Ukraine and kill them, that's one thing. But they're here, they're around us, and they're angry. And this is part of the problem. And we're bringing in more people. we're bringing in more people to do the jobs that you would think college educated people people could do we're still telling people the biggest lie in the world do what you love love what you do what makes you happy why are you happy do you are you happy what are you doing

30:19Tim Dillon:You got to do what you love. What are you interested in? Somebody messaged me the other day. They're like, I don't know if I should do like more tech stuff for history. I've got a passion for history. And I go, you should take your life. You should go to a national park and sacrifice yourself to the AI demon that Peter Thiel is creating. Why waste your time and my time with these questions? but this is what I mean so we have the president of the United States going we need Chinese and Indian people so that our college system doesn't collapse our college system which is one of the single biggest reasons people are in debt because 30 or 40 years ago we said by the way don't be a plumber and don't own a plumbing company because then your ass crack's going to show don't be an exterminator don't be a union guy don't be a tradesman even though women like to fuck those people by the way, so do men, so does everyone.

31:18Tim Dillon:But don't be one of those people. Be a weird dilettante. Be somebody who hovers around the arts, work in some creative adjacent media field that's meaningless horseshit garbage. Go sit in a room at Vice while they do documentaries about like what happened to the fucking animals that survived the fucking Three Mile Island or whatever fucking Chernobyl. They're doing documentaries in old, you know, Chernobyl theme parks advice. And apparently all of the people that lived in that world, consultants and executives and all this bullshit that all these people wanted to be, they wanted to sit somewhere in an air conditioned room and pop off and have an opinion.

32:07all these people are loaded with student loan debt and they're in deep trouble.

32:13Tim Dillon:They're in deep trouble. And the good news is now we're bringing in the Chinese to deal with them. That's the final step, by the way. The final step for these people, okay? The final indignity, the final, it's like the scene in the movie when a hand doesn't, like there's two hands gripping the edge of the building and one goes. the final hand that only has three fingers clawing for life the final indignity will be the chinese coming in and stepping on your fingers and you're out and the president of the united states telling you it's necessary to keep our college system going we need more chinese people in the colleges because you people are doing so well you need a little competition we need a little competition it's bringing the chinese we're gonna bring in the chinese and Laura Ingram rightly goes well wait a minute does this seem like it's good idea they spy on us they're our enemy they're this they're that and you go yeah but you know I don't like the French and um it's uh not great well in this is all depressing and I don't want to I don't want to depress everybody because there is good news on the horizon our friend friend of the show Barry Weiss head of CBS News wants to get rid of standards and practices for having too much power

33:36Tim Dillon:here's the thing you got to admire about barry weiss and this is what i like about barry weiss this is what i've always liked about barry weiss barry weiss does not have time to pretend she's not doing exactly what she's doing she doesn't have time to pretend you know it's the great Bill Hicks joke where he goes, you know, my boss says to me, Hicks, what are you doing? And he goes, there's nothing to do. And he goes, the boss goes, well, pretend you're working. And Bill Hicks goes, well, why don't you pretend I'm working? You get paid more. You fantasize. Barry Weiss is basically telling people, why don't you pretend I'm not here to destroy this whole thing?

34:20Tim Dillon:Because that's what I'm here to do. I'm not going to pretend that. I'm not pretending. I don't have the time to pretend that I have not been sent on a mission to destroy this legacy broadcasting institution. I'm here to destroy it. I'm here to make it a vessel of state propaganda. Which state? Well, we know which state. It's not America. It's to be a vessel of state propaganda. It's all it's supposed to be. it's not supposed to be anything else and barry weiss to her credit is not pretending she's there to do anything else she's going why are there standards and practices why are they showing the palestinian reach for the cookie when we blow their head off why are they doing that why are they asking these questions why are they saying this because barry knows what she's there to do barry you don't get to her level of success she's a very successful person who i like i find charming very sweet, nice lady.

35:24But she's gotten to where she's gotten in life because she doesn't have the time to entertain a fantasy that she's doing anything else.

35:38Tim Dillon:She's very clear about what she's doing. Now, you can debate it. You can have your ideas. You can be befuddled or confused about why it's happening. And that's all your business. She's very, very much 100 percent on board. My job is to get rid of any independent voice at CBS. We're here to destroy the network and get rid of anybody that would stand in our way. We are here to deliver state propaganda. That's all. That's what they're there to do. and not the United States, not the United States propaganda, by the way. She is there to deliver Israeli propaganda. She knows it. We know it. Larry Ellison hired her to do it.

36:29Tim Dillon:That's okay. They've already got a blacklist of actors who will never work at Paramount. It doesn't matter. No one cares. Nobody watches any of this crap. Anyway, it's over. The robots are coming. The demon's coming. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Everybody wants to pretend like we're still living in a place that makes some sense, but it doesn't make any to anyone. It makes no sense to anyone, which is why movies don't make any sense anymore because movies used to reflect a reality that you somehow understood. But the reality is so fractured that nobody can even understand what's happening. So Barry Weiss says, let's read a little bit of this article.

37:14there are growing concerns within cbs news cbs news that barry weiss could gut or even disband the network standards and practices team with multiple sources telling the independent that the new editor-in-chief has complained that the unit has too much power and she doesn't see the point of keeping it around the internal rumblings within the cbs newsroom come as the head of standards and practices announced her resignation and the network disbanded and disbanded its vaunted race and culture unit during well the race and culture unit is probably

37:45Tim Dillon:nonsense and barry's not wrong about some of this garbage some of this woke horse shit that they shoehorned into these companies this dei crap does have to go 100 100 the race unit okay but i also think that, you know, does anyone think Larry Ellison bought CBS because he was concerned about blacks? I'm asking, does anyone think that the Ellison family bought CBS because they were concerned about El Salvadorians not working in media? You think he's sitting down there on Palm Beach going, I'm concerned that there's not enough Guatemalans in media. I don't think so. I don't think so. Or was he going, was he saying like, I want to buy CBS News because I want to make sure that people get hired based on merit.

38:42Tim Dillon:I don't want somebody that has a job at CBS thinking they just got it because of the color of their skin. That's so demoralizing. I don't want that. I hate imposter syndrome. It's my least favorite thing. So I'm going to spend billions of dollars. I'm going to buy it. We're going to install Barry Weiss to get rid of all the DEI stuff. And as a tiny corollary that has nothing to do with anything, we might look at the Israel coverage. While we're there, while we're there. While we're there, we might look at the Israel coverage. It's not the focal point. It's not the focal point. But while we're there, we might just look at the Israel coverage.

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42:05Three straight days with pool deck bare knuckle fights in the Caribbean. Massive parties, beach events, DJs, cigars, tequila tastings, and nonstop action. The lineup reveals coming soon. Cabins are disappearing fast, and the prices won't stay this low. Reserve your spot with just$200 down at BKFSEA.com. Sydney Sweeney, friend of the show, did this jeans ad. And then this woman asked Sydney Sweeney about... And by the way, did you see Candace did an interview with El Reeve, who I did an interview with? El Reeve is still out there. El, you got to give it to El Reeve. I kind of respect her. Is her last name Reeves?

42:50El Reeves? El Reeves, I kind of respect her because she always,

42:56Tim Dillon:it's like the scene in, here's the thing with El Reeves, it's the scene in It. Get El Reeves up so everybody knows. She just did an interview with Candace Owens, having done an interview months and months ago with me. Elle Reeves, who I respect, she's, here's what, here's right, before you do an interview with Elle Reeves, what happens is, it's the scene from It where the robot, you know, the paper that's made into a rowboat is sailing down the street in the water, and then it gets to that grating, and instead of a clown grabbing it, it's Elle Reeves. And she goes, I want to ask you a question.

43:34and you go what and she goes that's a fun little boat i like little boats and you go yeah and she goes does it bother you that most boats are owned by white men and you're like what al what what are we doing i want to ask you a question i'm al reeves it's al reeves but uh another version of

43:53Tim Dillon:al reeves was asking a question to sydney sweeney and the question was that you did a jeans advertisement where you said Sidney Sweeney has good genes and people got angry about it. And Sidney Sweeney's angry. I don't even think Sidney Sweeney's that MAGA, by the way. I don't, I don't, maybe she is. I don't think she is. I don't think she, I think she just has a Republican family. She's probably like a normal human being that isn't a psychopath. She's an attractive woman. She's an actress. She has money. She just isn't nuts. And that doesn't mean I'll agree with her on anything or get along with her.

44:28Tim Dillon:I've never met her and I don't know anything about her. I don't care what her opinions are, truly. But she doesn't strike me as some ideologically driven person. She's probably just like, hey, man, I got a gig. I got a job. I got a job. I did a jeans ad. They came up with this thing. But anyway, take a look at this thing. People are mad at Sidney Sweeney for not distancing herself more from this jeans ad. The criticism of the content, which was basically that maybe specifically in this political climate, that white people shouldn't joke about genetic superiority. That was kind of the criticism, broadly speaking.

45:03And since you are talking about this, I just wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about that specifically. I think that when I have an issue that I want to speak about, people will hear. Right. Now, this is a good answer because, by the way, what

45:24Tim Dillon:what she was basically saying is listen you've created this issue so I'm not going to speak on it what people realize when they're in the media is that somebody like Sydney Sweeney apologizing for this ad becomes the biggest entertainment news of the week even though this was somewhat big news if she apologizes they dig in and they dig in because none of these people actually want an apology they want to destroy your life, your career. So Sydney Sweeney goes, hey, if I have something I want to talk about, I'll talk about it. And people got a little mad at it and they said it was tone deaf or whatever, but what they want to do is draw her into this larger conversation about ethics and, you know, the responsibility you have, you have a platform, and they want to do all this crap.

46:18Tim Dillon:and Sidney Sweeney just goes, listen, I'm a hot chick who's an actress. That's why I got big tits. I'm an actress. I'm a good actress. That's what I am. That's what she is. She's not Condoleezza Rice. She's an actress. There's nothing wrong with it. She's probably, maybe she's smart. Maybe Jacob Elordi's a genius. I don't know. Maybe they're all geniuses over there. Maybe Zendaya's a genius. Maybe they're all geniuses on the cast Euphoria, the set. where if you sat on set with them for five minutes ago, oh my God, they're discussing the role of nation states after the Cold War. I don't know what they're doing because they say that Sidney Sweeney and Zendaya are in bitter feud over this, but whatever, who cares?

47:01Tim Dillon:I don't even care. It doesn't matter. The point is that I, now here's the only thing that Sidney Sweeney could have said better. I want you to play her question and I'm going to say what Sidney Sweeney should have said. Play the question again. I'm going to tell you what Sidney Sweeney should have said. Go. Content, which was basically that maybe specifically in this political climate, like white people shouldn't joke about genetic superiority. Like that was kind of like the criticism, broadly speaking. And since you are talking about this, I just wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about that specifically.

47:40Heil Hitler. that's the answer that you could have said if Sidney Sweeney just looked at her and went Heil Hitler because here's the thing that right then and there puts puts the interviewer on her back immediately if you're Sidney Sweeney and you just say Heil Hitler and with the dead-eyed stare that Sweeney has, she just sits there with her big tits and her leather coat and she looks right at the interviewer's face and goes, Heil Hitler. That's what I have to say. What do you have to say about it? That, to me, makes this, this is a lost moment for Sidney Sweeney, in my mind.

48:33Tim Dillon:In my mind, this is a missed opportunity for Sidney Sweeney. She missed an opportunity to do something really fun, which was to just stare at the interviewer and say, hi, Littler. That to me is a missed opportunity. Hopefully going forward, if Sidney Sweeney is asked a question like this again, okay, and she has this opportunity to come in with something simple and clear, simple and clear, where she could just look at the interviewer and go, Heil Hitler. And then she'll be asked about that. The next interviewer will go, you were asked about a controversial jeans ad in an interview recently, and your response was Heil Hitler.

49:27And then Sidney Sweeney's response should even get quicker, where it's not even a verb. She just starts going like this. She just starts doing that, doing the Hitler salute instead of the words. So this is a fun thing to do because then they could really have nowhere to go. If Sidney Spreen just said, I'm a Nazi, full stop. What's the, what, what? What? I did a jeans ad. I'm a Nazi. I'm a Nazi. I did a jeans ad. All of a sudden, now there's no more questions to ask.

50:11Tim Dillon:It's actually interesting. If she comes out and says Heil Hitler, it actually stops the issue dead in its tracks. It ends the conversation once. She goes, yeah, I'm a Nazi. She goes, I'm actually not a Republican. I'm not a member of MAGA. I am a Nazi. I'm a member of the Nazi party. And then they go, interesting. Right then and there. And then they'll bring Zendaya in and they'll go, now what's going on with you? And Zendaya will go, I don't want to be on, I don't want to be on set with her. She's a Nazi. She's a fucking Nazi. But then even, it's a great opportunity for her and Zendaya to can patch it up because then Zendaya can go, you know what?

50:53Tim Dillon:I judged her for being a Nazi, but then I started hanging out with her. And I was kind of like, you know what? She's fun. she's actually a really fun Nazi. And I, sorry that I had, you know, I got to set and I had all this baggage with me and this idea of what Nazis were. And then me and her were on the red carpet one day and I didn't have gum. And she walked up to me and said, are you looking for gum? And I was like, I kind of am. And she gave me some of her gum. And then she looked at me and she said, well, now you're chewing Nazi gum. And I smiled and I realized that it's all so silly. And I goes, it's all so silly.

51:31Tim Dillon:she goes, we're actors and actresses. We don't know what we are. We're Nazis. We're communists. It doesn't matter. We're not even real. I don't even exist. Sam Altman gave birth to a demon, and that's running the whole show now. I'm not even real. That jeans ad's not even real. No one can even fit in jeans. The American public can't wear jeans anymore. They wear big diapers, and they live in their own shit. That's really what it comes down to. Nobody's wearing jeans anymore. People wear diapers and they live in their own shit. And they try to find undigested food and they eat it. And they roll around on the hot face of the earth while it's baked by the sun, waiting for Peter Thiel to summon the AI demon that Trump is bringing the Chinese students in to make.

52:24I don't get the problem here. So what? in that estimation, whether Sidney Sweeney is or isn't a Nazi doesn't seem to matter. It doesn't seem to matter.

52:40Tim Dillon:I don't think it's a huge deal. Not a big fucking deal. African TikTok star snatched and executed by jihadists on live stream while her family watched. Here's the thing with TikTok and I'll say it again. I'll say this thing about TikTok. I've never gotten big on TikTok people share some of my content but you know this is TikTok is rough it is tough out there and this star who is from the country of what country? Mali? what country is she from? let's find out Timbuktu I think is it Timbuktu? you know oh yeah it's the Timbuktu region she's the city of Tonka we used to joke around and Timbuktu meant just a faraway place.

53:30Tim Dillon:So my grandfather would be like, well, I got to pick you up from Timbuktu? Like, it's a funny thing. But I always thought like Timbuktu would actually be nice and calm, but apparently it's not. Miriam Sisei Sisei was shot dead in the streets by suspected members of the notorious

53:50Jamaat Nasra al-Islam Wal Muslimin on November 7th. Can we, I don't want to watch her death, obviously,

53:59Tim Dillon:but is there on TikTok, do we have any of this or probably not, right? I think it got removed. They removed it. And you know what would piss her off? It's probably her most viewed thing. There's no way it's not her most viewed thing. Well, she was a loyalist to the army and this jihadist group was angry at the army and she was a popular TikToker and they just snatched her. They snatched her up. Let's see this. They snatched her up and they then executed her in the middle of the street on TikTok.

54:43Why wouldn't we want more of this in the country? I'm asking. What could go wrong?

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58:00One of them is actually good looking, and they were from New Jersey and their two young muzzies, Muslim children, and not children, they're adults. And yeah, Tomas Khan Jimenez-Guzel and Milo Cederat were recently arrested in connection with an alleged ISIS-inspired terror plot in Michigan. The suspects were part of a larger multi-agency investigation that led to arrests across the countries.

58:28Tim Dillon:Now, by the way, sometimes a lot of this is the FBI stoking this or, you know, who knows what this is. I'm not commenting on the actual. I'm just saying reportedly this has happened. These are kids from Montclair, New Jersey, which is not like an economically disadvantaged area. These are wealthy kids that are being radicalized on the internet and they're planning to attack a gay club or something. And they're two Montclair teens arrested for alleged terror plots. So here's the reality. I mean, I don't understand the problem with bringing more people in because here's the deal. Maybe, sure, their kids in rare instances might get radicalized to commit acts of terror, but at least they're also taking your jobs.

59:14Tim Dillon:So, I mean, it's a win-win. It's a win-win-win-win-win. Because you can be a good person. It's very easy to be a good person. You just had to give up your right to speech, to own a house and to have a job and to maybe not get attacked if you go out. And then you'll be a good person. It's the easiest way to be a good person now. You just got to give up any standard of living you might've had or wanted and invite people into your own country to come and maybe kill you. But here's the upside. You'd be a good person. You're a good person. No one will call you a name. No one will call you a name. In fact, at your funeral, they will say great things about you they will say phenomenal things about you at your funeral once you have been killed two Montclair teens arrested for alleged terror plot plan to become ISIS fighters let's go down here the NYPD's intelligence and counterterrorism bureau which by the way mom Donnie I think is getting rid of quietly led the investigation and arrest of two teenagers from New Jersey with the help of the FBI blabbity blabbity blabbity they were two kids They were 19 former college athletes.

1:00:21They were charged with participating in an ISIS-inspired terror ring. We've started to see a steady increase in would-be foreign fighters going to two places, Syria and Africa. Huh.

1:00:41Interesting. Prosecutors said he texted, I'm actually going to go strap a bomb to my chest and go blow up the blank company headquarters. another text said line up 500 jews and execute them in front of their wives and family another text said support for an incredibly lethal and incredibly enduring foreign terrorist organization that is uh wrecked uh wreaked a lot of bloodshed around the world but importantly in the united states this is they're talking about i guess isis or cells or whatever interesting police said the two teens were connected to the same network of people in the terrorist plot detroit over Halloween weekend.

1:01:17Tim Dillon:So listen, here's the deal. I've not looked at the evidence here. So I will tell you this. I don't necessarily always trust the FBI in these matters, for sure. But I do look at the UK and I do look at a lot of other countries in Europe and coinciding with a massive increase in immigration, they have had more terrorist attacks and more violent crime. Okay. So there might be a correlation there. Again, you know, the fact that Turkish drug dealers are putting, are bombing car bombs in Sweden. But again, again, if you're Swedish and don't want that, you're a Nazi. You're a literal Nazi if you don't want a Turkish drug dealer to blow up another drug dealer's car.

1:01:57Tim Dillon:If you ask why Sweden became the rape capital of Europe, you're a Nazi. You're just a Nazi if you ask any of these questions, by the way. If you ask why 300 or 400 Chinese students should come in to do all the jobs that we have in the country when they're committing espionage and spying on us and they're supposedly our greatest threat. Again, you're a Nazi. So three men were arrested there. This is Detroit. After prosecutors claimed they had accumulated an arsenal of weapons and ammunition to carry an attack. And again, I'm not saying anything good about the FBI. What I'm saying is that if you look around the world and you look at the UK and you look at all these places, there's an increase in terrorist attacks and a lot of them are committed not by people, not by Anglicans in London.

1:02:48Tim Dillon:This is not a ton of like Episcopalian terrorism in London or France or the Netherlands. There's not a massive amount of Presbyterian terrorism happening that I'm seeing. I could be completely wrong. He was arrested at Newark Airport and that's tough to get arrested at because there's always delays. Can you imagine your flight's delayed for two hours and then you get arrested for being a terrorist? That's terrible. Waymo driverless car in San Fran runs over and kills beloved neighborhood cat. Kit Kat sparking community outreach. Waymos are going to start not only killing cats, but eventually people are going to die in a Waymo.

1:03:29People are going to die in a Waymo and this is what it is. Let's watch this a little bit. This is sad. Obviously, Kit Kat, RIP the cat, killed by a Waymo. Killed by a Waymo KitKat. I would be hoping that this whole KitKat thing just dies. And that's not happening. Tomorrow we'll be holding a press conference at Rhonda's Market, Tuesday, November 4th at noon. Justice for KitKat. My name is Jackie Fielder. I represent the mission on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. The mission is where our beloved KitKat called home. I live around the corner from Rhonda's Market where...

1:04:05Tim Dillon:Here's what's interesting about this. San Francisco for the last decade has had people on fentanyl shitting and fucking in the street. Nobody has cared about that. People have been overdosing on the street in San Francisco literally for about a decade. People walk over dead bodies to get into Whole Foods. None of that has bothered anyone. One Waymo kills a cat and now they're ready to go. This is amazing. Awamo killed this cat, and all of these people are, she goes, we're having a press conference about this. Literally two blocks away from where the, you know, sad cat killing was, there are people bleeding out on the street dying.

1:04:49Tim Dillon:I mean, this is crazy. I'm talking about Requiem for a Dream, final scene, double penetration, ass-to-ass fucking to get Morfent three blocks away from where this cat was killed and no one blinks an eye. No one bats an eye at that, by the way, over there. But if a cat gets killed by a driverless car, then all of a sudden the tech people have too much power. Then people start asking questions. Not the surveillance technology, not Peter Thiel doing a 15, you know, doing a musical about Satan. None of that. That doesn't get them going. It's a cat getting squashed by a Waymo. Let's watch a little bit of this.

1:05:31by a Waymo. Last week, I posted about how the Waymo CEO said that society will accept a murder by Waymo. And since the fatal hit and run of Kit Kat, Waymo has confirmed that one of its self-driving cars indeed killed Kit Kat. And Waymo tried to say that the cat jumped in front of the car when actually deeper reporting by Mission Local uncovered from witnesses that Kit Kat was actually sitting in front of the Waymo.

1:05:58Tim Dillon:How funny would it be if as she's walking, a homeless guy just jumps and eats her. Like he just bites her neck and she goes down. Two people who asked to remain anonymous said they left the bar Dalva on Monday night and saw Kit Kat sitting in front of the Waymo for about seven seconds. The cat then walked under the Waymo and proceeded to head towards the sidewalk as the car pulled away. All right, so this is interesting. The Waymo was actually being accused of acting in a murder, like actually murdering the cat. All right, let's keep going. before the waymo ran over kit kat's lower half of her body and the poor thing crawled 10 feet back to the sidewalk and suffered a horrible horrible long unaliving avs collect endless amounts of data on us and erode ridership from struggling transportation public transportation contribute to traffic congestion and also drive harmful mining practices in the global yeah get Get her out of here.

1:06:55Get her out of here.

1:06:55Tim Dillon:I can't deal with this harmful mining. These people want white guilt will kill us all. It will kill us all, by the way. This will kill everyone. The idea that this woman gives a shit about a cat but doesn't comment on the overall nightmare that her city has become, this will kill us all. It's a white woman who will make excuses for why someone is shooting up in front of your kids. Always, without fail, it'll be a white woman who looks like her, who'll make excuses for why someone is shooting fentanyl in a Panera. Because that, there's a certain sickness where certain white people like to get off on explaining to their kids that other people are on drugs.

1:07:45Tim Dillon:And they kind of like it. They like, you know, I know a sick fuck who lives in Venice and he goes, my son has a window right by the alley and he sees the homeless people. And it's cool. It's a good experience for him to have. And I go, no, it's not. You're sick. It's actually not a good experience. But they like that. There's a certain breed of white scum that believes that homeless people are fun, teachable moments for their children. That having junkies around is fun because they get to teach compassion to their children. Now, they won't call their brother or sister. they haven't talked to in 10 years, but they get to teach compassion to their children by saying, oh, that's someone who has issues.

1:08:32Tim Dillon:They have sex, they're sick. They have a problem. This is a pathology. I'd never encountered it until I was in LA or actually in San Francisco to the West Coast, Portland and Seattle, where people actually fetishize sick people dying on the street. And they like it. There's something about them. They like it. They like explaining it to their children and that it shows that they're somehow good people because they urge, not everyone has a house like we do. Not everyone's lucky enough to have a house like this. So what they need is a steady stream of junk. And then there's the sick people who just light them on fire.

1:09:11Tim Dillon:There's a lot of like finance or tech people that probably late at night will grab these homeless people and just kill them, light them on fire or rape them or murder them, truly, to get off. that's probably happening too as a guess but i think the larger problem is that you have like the white guilt brigade that's out there going well you know and you know is it like i hear about this that the kids they have their favorite homeless person this is how sick it is i'm i'm telling you right now i've heard this in los angeles people go well it's our unhoused neighbor and my son loves him and he always brings a little uh treat for my son he always brings like a little toy for my son and I go how sick are you people you know when the Echo Park homeless encampment got busted up in LA a homeless encampment or a woman died OD'd on fentanyl you know who really hated it the community of sick people that fetishize dying homeless people and they walk their kids around that little homeless encampment where they where they showed their children dying homeless people because they treated those fentanyl addicts like people in a zoo.

1:10:21Tim Dillon:They're disgusting and sick, and they should be sent to the Ukraine and killed. Anyway, I'm on the road, so see me if you'd like. Lots of fun dates coming up, lots of shows. We'll see you in Fort Lauderdale this weekend. It's sold out all except for one. Chicago's sold out. We've added a show. we will see you in um fort lauderdale in schaumburg illinois in san jose california salt lake city utah we'll see you in brea california we'll see you in denver colorado we'll see you in houston texas we're figuring out a few other dates for the winter as well and then we're going to take some time off the road really uh try to get this hour together we'll launch a theater tour down the road but we're also taking a break to work on this film that we're all very excited about, Joker 3.

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