473 - Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush

30:17Tim Dillon:Warren, I'll tell you why it's the lack of formality in the country. It's the lack of formality in the country. A lot of this is when finance was our industry. Say what you want about the finance people. They're crooks, they're scum, whatever. Sure. But they wore a suit. the tech people are very casual and they kind of wear much more casual clothing. And they are the people that have the most money now and they're the most powerful and they have the political influence. And that tech aesthetic has infected a lot of the elites, top tier, higher end people. And they're walking around in jeans and they're walking around without a tie and maybe no one has a blazer.

31:21Tim Dillon:And maybe, so now, by the way, it all, right, what do these people wear? This is what tech people kind of wear. I mean, they look, right, they're in hoodies, they're walking around Stanford. They're nerds, they're bums. Fine. It's okay. Look at Bezos. Look at him. This guy's one of the wealthiest people in the entire world. And again, this outfit would be your earth science teacher. That's what your earth science teacher would look like in 2002. That's what your earth science teacher would look like. That guy's one of the wealthiest men in the world. He doesn't look at it. He looks like an earth science teacher.

31:58because the tech people exude this kind of casual,

32:04Tim Dillon:because they're casually destroying everything. It's the whole point. They don't want to dress too formally while they're instituting systems of mass death. But they're very influential because rich people now are aping them and looking like them. Now it bleeds all the way down to the point where you're at your Christmas and no one is dressed up and no one looks nice and it's very casual and I think that's one of the reasons the holidays have declined. And I think if you want the holidays to be better, I think you should institute a dress code. This is something that the Tim Dillon show is actually talking about is actually instituting a dress code into the holiday where people actually, if you're going to go to the trouble of cooking or catering or ordering food or whatever you're going to do, people need to show up to your house.

33:11They cannot show up in sweatpants

33:15Tim Dillon:and they cannot look like they just got out of the hospital. They cannot show up in a hospital gown and paper slippers and sit there. It's not a ward. It's a home. but you have a lot of anxiety about how much money people have right now with everything happening I think we have like a million layoffs I read that last night so here's what you're going to have to do you're going to have to kill people and they look at Venezuela and they're a good boogeyman because they were socialists and we've never really liked them from Hugo Chavez and he's a communist and then drugs Well, do you want to get stabbed in your deli by your drug addict, son?

34:01Tim Dillon:What? So we're going to kill Maduro. So Venezuela is like a good, that's a good one. The Middle East is too tricky right now. Israel and Gaza, that whole thing is, it was too tricky. And there's a lot of bad PR at, in America now, with the whole Middle East. so we got to stay out of the Middle East for a while so we're going back to our old bag of tricks which is South America we're going back to South America now because the Middle East got too hot when you're selling drugs on a block and the block becomes hot it means that maybe the police are surveilling it and you got to move your operation so what happened in the Middle East was Israel went wild they bombed Qatar ally Qatar, we had to go, hey, you guys got to chill the fuck out.

34:59Tim Dillon:Israel was at war with like seven countries. Saudi Arabia, our boy over there, the American dollar system kind of, again, partially held up by the petrodollar. It's like the American monetary system. There's a lot of internal and external strife right now Regarding the last two years in the Middle East It's traumatic It's traumatic But we still need to kill people right now To just show people that we have a functioning government There's no way to show anyone that we have a functioning government Unless a guy comes on TV and goes We're killing someone right now I know you're unemployed, but watch this We're bombing a boat.

35:46Tim Dillon:This is what people are doing. They're in their delis waiting to get stabbed by their children. And they're watching Fox News and they're watching a boat blow up. And they're going, we're still a functioning government. And I mean, I know it's funny, but this is absolutely true. It is right now one of the only ways to prove that we're a functioning government is for Pete Heggshead to go on TV and go, we're killing someone. Because of the drugs. We're blowing up a boat Do we have a video of this? Can we get a video of the boat being blown up? This is how it is This is how it is, folks Let's take a look at this See?

36:29Tim Dillon:Look, we're a government There it is Boomers love this Hey, it may not rate with you You fucking Zoomer Fuck you Fuck you you millennial narcissist A boomer loves A grainy video Of a boat being Blown up in a country We didn't even know we were mad at We didn't even know they were the problem We barely Heard of them We barely heard of It's like when the Russia Ukraine thing happened Ukraine was our greatest ally Our best friend We hadn't even heard of these people No one had said anything because it was just Hunter Biden and people getting like contracts and all these like nepo baby crackheads going to work at Ukrainian gas companies.

37:21Tim Dillon:I wasn't getting those jobs. You weren't getting those jobs. This was nepo baby, political nepo baby crack addicts having a lot of fun over there in Kiev, you know, with a gun in a hooker's mouth getting money. So that's why they didn't talk much about the Ukraine. And then Russia invaded Ukraine, in my estimation, after we had kind of weirdly been obsessed with the idea of including Ukraine into NATO and then kind of instigating a little bit. And then Russia, and again, you know, inappropriately, if it makes anyone feel better, invaded the Ukraine. It has been a bloody horrible war, which has been egged on by financial interest, weapons manufacturers in the United States and Europe.

38:15And it's ugly.

38:16Tim Dillon:But we didn't know much about the Ukraine. We didn't know that we owed them everything in the world and that there would be Ukrainian. Now, by the way, just keep in mind, I'm not a heartless person. I feel terrible. I had a comedian on who now lives in Texas who was Ukrainian. I felt very bad about what happened. If I could wave a wand, I'd have the war not happen at all. But it was very, it's very interesting to me that there's Ukrainian flags all over Beverly Hills, all over LA. You see them all over everywhere. And I had no idea how close of a relationship we had with Ukraine. I just didn't know.

38:53Tim Dillon:I did not know that. I didn't know it. I was surprised by it. when I saw all of the Ukrainian flags come out, and some of these people are probably from Ukraine, I get it. I'm not like some psycho. I just was surprised. Right now, I'm surprised by how much Venezuela is a threat to us. Again, I didn't know this. I'm a relatively intelligent person. I pay pretty close attention to the news. It's my job. I had no idea that like Venezuela was responsible for all of the drugs. I thought it was like, I don't know, Mexico or China or like any of the countries that we had been told were, you know, you can't start bombing boats in China.

39:48Tim Dillon:11 U.S. warships and 15 ,000 troops now in Caribbean as Venezuelan tensions escalate. So here's the thing, folks. A boomer likes to see a video of a boat getting bumped. And there's a narrative and he's a socialist. And it makes sense. It fits. It's casting and it works. It works. We need a little bit of something going on and this works. It's Venezuela. It's perfect. It's perfect. Drugs are a big problem. Drug addicts are stabbing their parents in Long Island delis. We know it's a problem. And this kind of allows us to do what we do. The American government, it barely functions. People got to realize that.

40:37Tim Dillon:It like doesn't function really. It closes. You know, the shutdown happens. You know, people are in feuds all the time. interest groups are fighting over who owns what politician. I mean, the government is, listen, it's not to say that our country doesn't function, our country functions, but getting legislation passed through the government, this is anyone will tell you this, is like near impossible. Unless it's something like the big, beautiful bill, nobody even knows what that is. They just know that Sam Altman got a lot of money, a bunch of people get thrown off Medicare, Ice gets a lot of money.

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44:17Tim Dillon:Watch it live only on DAZN. Sign up now at DAZN.com. And some of these ice rages are so barbaric and they're so crazy. And these like 19-year-old college students are being deported to Honduras and they've lived there their whole life. Again, it's wrong on its face. Like it shouldn't be happening in the chaotic, insane way that it's happening. It's, you know, when you look at someone, a grandmother get handcuffed and zip tied and thrown into a car by a bunch of masked psychopaths. Not only is that wrong, but if the choice becomes that or having no immigration enforcement, a lot of people are just going to go, well, we don't want to be part of this.

45:03Tim Dillon:We don't want to do this. So then you have a situation where you have people coming in. You don't know who they are because you've made immigration regulation synonymous with zip tying children and old women and rushing into high school graduations. So any enforcement, people are going to go, well, we don't want to be part of that. So some of these ice rates, I just look at them and I go, long term, what exactly? I mean, now Palantir's gotten in on the game. Palantir's said, we're going to help you deport people. This is the tech companies game, by the way. They're going to talk about God. They're going to do what Elon did with Twitter.

45:53Tim Dillon:He goes, we call it X now and you can say the N word. And we're going to talk about God and then we're going to deport people. And while we're doing all of this, behind the scenes, we're going to create this digital police state. And you're going to be with it or you're not. But we're going to placate you with things we think, culturally, you feel comfortable with. The truly progressive position on immigration is extreme skepticism, says Alex Karp, a longtime Democrat, and the data management company's chief executive. It's great that he's a longtime Democrat. You go, what's interesting about the Silicon Valley people is they're all radical libertarians.

46:34Tim Dillon:None of them actually believe in governments. None of them believe that the government should be able to tell them what to do. They're progressive maybe on social policies and economic policy to a degree. They believe like, you know, they're, and maybe they're like, whatever, you know, pro-gay marriage. And there's a lot of women in leadership roles in Silicon Valley or whatever. But the reality is none of them are progressive in the sense that they believe that any entity outside of their multibillion dollar and soon to be trillion dollar corporations can regulate them. They don't want to be regulated.

47:11Tim Dillon:They don't want anyone telling them what to do. And this has been that way for a pretty long time. And they believe that the United States government tax dollars should subsidize their efforts to build a new world that excludes anybody's right to criticize it. That's what they're doing. They're building a new world that excludes anyone's right to criticize it. And here's the thing. Now they're going, well, let's get into these ICE raids. It's let's start deporting people because what we'll be able to do is we'll be able to curry favor with the United States government. And they'll help with the war.

47:50Tim Dillon:You know, they sold a bunch of tech to Israel. They'll be helping with Venezuela, I'm sure. Palantir software is helping U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement track undocumented immigrants and deport them faster. according to federal procurement filings and interviews with people who have knowledge of the project and who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive detail. The thing is you're never going to get rid of however many millions of people are in America illegally. You're never going to get rid of them in a span of four years. So the job of any government basically I think is to enforce immigration.

48:24Tim Dillon:You're going to have to deport certain people. Absolutely. You're going to deport people that have committed crimes. I'm going to deport people that are here for a pretty short amount of time. But you need to have some way to do it that it isn't pure chaos. And Marjorie Taylor Greene said that on this show. The thing you don't want to do is lose the plot completely where people think that all immigration enforcement is cruelty. And it's all inhumane. And because you do need to have a country, you need to have a border, you need to figure out what rights you should have as a citizen. and it's harder and harder to do this if you have people living in the shadows that aren't citizens, that are in some weird legal limbo and we have an economy, we have a culture, we have all these things where it's hard to assimilate people into these things overnight.

49:16Tim Dillon:So it causes more disruption, it radicalizes people, it pushes people to the political fringes, all the things that people supposedly don't want. So what you need to do is you need to regulate immigration, You need to figure out a way that it doesn't pick. It's the biggest issue everywhere in the world right now. In every single country. Every western country. Every European country. Scandinavian countries. The UK. It's all immigration. It's all of it. It's the biggest motivating factor that gets people out to the polls. And it has to be dealt with. But when you have this clumsy, you know, kind of somewhat insane over the top deportations.

49:58Tim Dillon:people are looking at this and going, you know, and this is, what did they use this Sabrina Carpenter song? Yeah. Play this. Let's see.

50:21Tim Dillon:It's unserious. It's unserious. It's childish. childish, it's cruel. I think one of the problems with whatever the MAGA movement has evolved into is it's duped their hardcore followers so much that the only thing left now is performative cruelty. And I think that, you know, when you look at everything from the Epstein stuff to this, you know, crackdown on the deep state or whatever this is, all of this stuff that hasn't happened and hasn't materialized. And, you know, this blind, unyielding support for everything Israel does and this insane pivot to Venezuela and the fact that, you know, save for a few dissenting voices, we might have had more of a commitment in Iran.

51:14Tim Dillon:It's unserious. And I think a lot of people are looking at this and saying, well, the last thing we have left is performative cruelty. By the way, it's the, what the Democrats, the last thing they had left was the kind of performative, woke, liberal, whatever you want to call it, like that performative gobbledygook of just, you know, like, you know, this holding space crap where, you know, that's the last thing that they have left. They can't deliver any material change to anyone's life. They can't get anyone health care. They can't make anyone's life better. So they're holding space. You know, the Democrats play this game of, like, these performative kind of word games and land acknowledgements and these weird, like, you know, pseudo prayers that they say all the time.

52:05Tim Dillon:But that's the thing with MAGA, you go, wait a minute. All of this stuff seems designed to, it's designed to watch on television, but it doesn't seem real. Like you look at this Venezuela stuff, it doesn't seem real. We'll see if this ceasefire holds. Now they've also done good things. They've gotten rid of certain things that I think were good. I think the DEI stuff was good. I think closing the border was good. They've done some good things for sure. And a lot of people can recognize that any political movement eventually has two parts. It has the part where there's what's actually happening and then the part, it's the show.

52:56Tim Dillon:The show. And when Pete Hegseth tweets, Franklin targets narco-terrorists, you know, everyone knows someone with a drug problem. It's a great narrative. It's a great narrative. We're blowing a boat. People like it. It's the holidays. It's December. It's cold. People are on their couch. They're watching TV and they see and they're blowing up a boat. So let's watch a little bit of this to just see what we're even talking about here. Tonight, President Trump defending, striking a boat allegedly carrying drugs to the U.S. twice in early September. I want those boats taken out. And if we have to, we'll attack on land also, just like we attack on sea.

53:38And there's very little coming in by sea. I think we've knocked out over 90 percent of it. Two people initially survived, and the administration says the decision for a second strike, killing all on board, was made by Admiral Frank Bradley. Today, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said even though he watched the first part of the attack live, he'd moved on to his next meeting before the second strike. Admiral Bradley made the correct decision to ultimately sink the boat and eliminate the threat. We have his back and the American people are safer because narco terrorists know you can't bring drugs through the water.

54:13So you didn't see any survivors, to be clear, after that first strike? I did not personally see survivors, but I stand because the thing was on fire. It exploded in fire and smoke. It's on fire. This is called the fog of war.

54:27Tim Dillon:Right, right. The fog of war. They loved it. Listen, it's just what we got to do as a country. It's just what we got to do. You can't get angry at it. You can't even get mad at it. Yes, it's a war crime. It's whatever. It's what we do. It's December. It's the holidays. No, it's just what we're going to do. There's a decision made to just start bombing. We need to start bombing. Something's got to get bombed. I mean, truly, when the Epstein stuff's going down and all this stuff is going down, someone up there goes, we need to start bombing someone like now. We need to pivot people's attention from the economy and the pedophile ring we're covering up to Venezuela.

55:05Tim Dillon:Let's start blowing up boats Who cares They're narco terrorists Great We'll blow them up And it'll pivot And even this is good Even this like war crime thing is good Because what this allows Is everyone can fight about this It's just I've lived through this forever I'm sorry that I'm not I don't feel any way about I mean you can't Day in and day out you can't consume this stuff and still care. There's no way to do it at 40. You'd have to be so crazy. You'd have to be so crazy at 40 to still have an emotional investment in that. It's just what it is. We're just blowing up. But this is what happens here.

55:49Tim Dillon:Have you not lived here? Are you new? Are you five? We're blowing stuff up because narco-terrorists and they're killing your family and fentanyl and crack, Jack, whatever you need to believe here, whatever works, whatever fits, whatever narrative fits, we're going to do it. It's a Bill Hicks joke where he goes, it's like he's a Hitler and whatever you need. It's just this is the game we play. This is the game we play. It's like a tried and true method and it really works. It really, really works. And kudos. Forget the morality of it. It's not what we're here to analyze. That's not what we're doing.

56:45Tim Dillon:We're actually just looking at this going kudos. Good job. Who's ever in there pushing this, you know your audience and you know it will work. and it is working. In Long Island right now and many suburbs like it, the people whose children haven't killed them are watching Fox News and they are seeing, or MSNBC, by the way, and they're either going, we're criminal! Or they're excited that we're blowing up drug dealers in the middle of the ocean and they're not talking about Epstein and they're not talking about whatever the hell else is in these documents that may or may not come out, redacted or unredacted, and they're not talking as much about the economy, and they're not asking to have healthcare, and they're not asking what Palantir's doing, and they're not asking why five tech guys in AI control half the American economy in San Francisco.

57:50Tim Dillon:They're not asking any of that. They're just watching a boat blow up in the middle of the ocean and good kudos. Good job. You know your audience and this is exactly what had to be done. This is exactly what had to be done. This is the type of stuff that people like. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. It's destroying athlete, creator, and YouTube Maxer. YouTube Premium enhances how I use YouTube with awesome features like offline downloads so I can download my favorite training videos before I hit the gym. So no Wi-Fi doesn't turn leg day into loading day. Plus, I get ad-free videos, background play, and so much more.

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1:01:12Tim Dillon:Sign up now at DAZN.com. Now, there's problems with Maduro. Like, Maduro's not really... It's so interesting. we haven't had a Latin American villain in a while. So it's like hard because isn't this him dancing? Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of hard to get mad at them because they like dance. See this? Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a little hard to get mad at him. They're dancing. Right. See, the Muslim, like the Middle East, they don't dance. So we don't see like ISIS dancing. So it's easy. But when we see him dancing, we're like, I don't know. He's not fitting into the villain role. It's the culture sexy.

1:02:00Tim Dillon:And there's a lot of dancing. And he's wearing a collared shirt. I don't know. It's harder. ISIS, they're all in black robes in a pickup truck with Kalashnikovs. Easy. Done. Done. I mean, it's like wardrobe, hair, makeup, imperfect. This is a little difficult. No one's really afraid of it as well. They don't like that gang Trendy Agua, which I imagine is no good.

1:02:34Tim Dillon:But they don't really, they're not really like, no one's going to bed in this country going, well, Maduro and, you know, he's got to go. He's got to go. So their job is to telegraph how important it is. It's American foreign policy. They go, you don't know what we know. And if you knew what we knew, if you had the intelligence, if you knew how many boats were coming in with Venezuelan fentanyl, and this guy was like stamping each boat with the M, with his Maduro M, before they all left Venezuela and came here, if you knew that, you would understand why we had to blow up this boat and we'll have to blow up more boats and then we'll release all of that footage to entertain you over the holidays.

1:03:23This is what, this is what we need to do as a country.

1:03:28Tim Dillon:There's no, there's no other way. There's no other way to pivot peoples that you need war. You know, domestic policy doesn't work Because otherwise, by the way So here, this is a good This is a good example of where This is where the country is at Every now and then I like to check in with Jimmy Fallon's The Tonight Show My colleague And I like to see where is the country at What, where is the United States right now I think it's fair to check in. Now, listen, does it have the viewership it used to? No. Does it have the cultural cachet? Probably not. But it is on the biggest network, and it is the big show.

1:04:20Tim Dillon:It's The Tonight Show on NBC. And this one features Sidney Sweeney, our greatest Nazi star. And so, kidding, Sidney. but let's just take a look because because we need to understand who are the people who aren't killing their parents what are they what are they what's left for them what's let let's say you're not in long island and you're not on drugs and you're not killing your parents in a deli during morning rush my favorite thing the breakfast rush because they it's such a long island and he's right. He's like, there's home fries. There's eggs going. There's bacon going. We got soft rolls.

1:05:05Tim Dillon:People are just trying to eat and go back to their house and go to sleep and get on the phone for an hour about the disability. People want to get on the phone for an hour. They're going to wait on because they're voluntarily disabled. And they go, I need my money. I'm disabled. My friend got injured he injured himself with a shopping cart in Home Depot spent two years not working and got a settlement of like$60 ,000 which was much less than had he just worked but that's not the point the laziness the being a piece of shit is the point that's the whole thing about Long island it's like being a piece of shit is the point but what if you're just a regular person in america and and you you know you're not on drugs that were shipped here by maduro apparently and you're not going to kill your parents uh while they're making uh uh omelets where what What is left for you?

1:06:13Tim Dillon:Truly. Like, this is a good question. If you're not a Nazi, if you're not far-left communist, like, if you're not a radical, if you're not going crazy, if you're not some type of antisocial, whatever. Like, if you're not totally radicalized in some sector of the internet, if you're not a furry, if you're not, like, a non-binary, sapiosexual furry, or you're not like reading books about Hitler, where are you? What's left for the mainstream of this country? Take a look. This is unbelievably great. Okay. All right. There's three of the hottest dolls right now that are attached to purses. Oh, LeBooBoo's.

1:07:00Tim Dillon:Yes, yes. And they're at a fast food where you take your car to get fast food even faster. A drive-thru? Yes. What's the Scottish hamburger place? Sorry, sorry. As a clown, as a clown. A clown is a mascot. McDonald's? Yes, yes, yes. And they're doing... Wait, so three boo-boos are going through a drive-thru McDonald's? Yes, but they're also doing a TikTok trend involving numbers. Everyone says it. It's not 41. Oh, I can't say that. No, no, you can say... No, go... Subtract two. Subtract two. Subtract two, I think, from what you're saying.

1:07:43Tim Dillon:No, I can't say that. That's the trend. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's a number. I know. Is it? It's not 66. I know, but I feel like I'm going to... No, you can say it. It's not 68. I know it's 67. Yes! Three LaBuboos doing 6-7 at McDonald's. All right. All right. Serious question Why would you not Do fentanyl and kill your parents in a deli Why Would you not When that is what is being offered As the mainstream Entertainment option When that is being offered When that is put forth as the mainstream entertainment option, why would people not embrace a life of drugs? I mean, why, if that was what was out there, why would you not, when I watch that, I feel like I'm on drugs.

1:08:55Tim Dillon:I've been sober for 15 years. When I watch that, I feel as if I am on drugs. So when reality feels like you are on drugs, why would you not just be on drugs? You know? CNN is now working with our friends at CalShe. How fun is that? I won't be impressed with CBS News with our good friend Barry Weiss, who will be moderating in Town Hall with Erica Kirk, by the way. How fun is that? Barry Weiss and Erica Kirk.

1:09:32Tim Dillon:CBS News Editor-in-Chief Barry Weiss Sets her on-air debut at Town Hall With Erica Kirk Our friend, the great Barry Weiss Everyone Friend of the show, Barry Weiss I texted her the other day I said, come on the show, come on the program I said, we're in the top 30 in the world Really, on Spotify, top 25 when this thing drops Come on the show Again, we'd have disagreements but we'd have a great conversation about our country and world and the offer is out to Barry and no response which is sad but somewhat expected but sad so she's choosing to do a town hall with Erica Kirk and not moi and not me What about it's a town hall with Erica Kirk And then I come on right after Dressed like the president of Iran Why wouldn't she do a town hall with me And then the president of Iran as well On Zoom Kid Barry, friend of the show Barry was Well there you have it folks I mean here's what it is You know we didn't even get to Michael and Susan Dell donating a historic.

1:10:56Tim Dillon:Let's just get Michael and Susan Dell. Can we just finish out with Michael and Susan Dell, folks? $6.2 billion here, Michael and Susan Dell. I mean, this one, huh? I mean, these two. Michael and Susan Dell, everyone. Let's get some volume on this. This is really exciting. Is it, Susan? Absolutely. It's a very special moment. We're making a$6.25 billion investment in America's kids through our charitable funds. Next year, every American child will be able to get an investment account powered by Invest America. That's right. We see what happens when a child gets even a small financial head start.

1:11:33Their world expands. The real power of these accounts is that anyone can contribute. Parents, relatives, friends, everyone can help shape a child. It's the eyes. To philanthropists, companies, community leaders. It's in the eyes. If you want to be part of something truly meaningful for our kids, for our communities, for our country, join us. And to parents and caregivers, stay tuned and get ready to activate your child's account. Every contribution can grow over the years, just like your child. Together, we can make possibility something every child can count on. And that's a future worth investing in.

1:12:11Give it up.

1:12:12Tim Dillon:Michael and Susan Deliver, everyone, good people. and they had a bunch of money left over after purchasing that head for her that they were able to donate six and a half billion dollars to the children. Well, the children are our future. No one believes that. Not the AI people. No one believes that. The children are our future. Really, they're killing their parents in delis. So if you're going to invest in anything, invest in a security system for the restaurant you own. Good night. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Haley Bailey. Okay, I need to tell you about something. I just got YouTube Premium. It's got tons of awesome features like offline downloads, so I can download my favorite videos before I travel and watch them whenever I don't have Wi-Fi.

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