474 - Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory

29:28Tim Dillon:I don't understand what this woman is trying to do. Let's watch a little bit of this. I'm wondering about her mental state here. I don't think, and I'm not for one of these people where he's got to like ban all porn or anything. I think that porn has had some very negative effects. But this woman, I'm going to say it right now, and I hope no one takes offense, seems to be a little bit of a whore. Like, just from what I'm... It seems a little bit of a whore from what I'm seeing. Let's take a little look here. Bonnie Blue's bank bus. Well, controversial content creator Bonnie Blue has been detained by police in Bali over alleged pornographic activities.

30:15By the way, let's stop that for a minute.

30:17Tim Dillon:It's hilarious to call her a controversial content creator. I am a controversial content creator. She's a porn star. What do you mean a controversial content creator? It's so funny the Orwellian speak. What do you mean she's banging a thousand guys in 12 hours? She's setting up a bus in Bali and telling a bunch of people to climb in and fuck her. What do you mean a controversial content creator? What is she, Piers Morgan? She's a hooker. All right. The British woman was banned from Australia and at schoolies celebrations, heading instead to Indonesia. Bonnie Blue's sordid adventure to Bali has taken a dramatic twist.

31:03The 26-year-old questioned by officers at a police station in Kuta. She was spotted talking to two people, one believed to be a lawyer. The controversial OnlyFans creator announced her arrival last week. Hey boys, those that go into schoolies and to those that are barely legal, cannot wait to meet you and I'm in Bali so you know exactly what that means. As schoolies from Australia headed to the island paradise. Bonnie Blue had earlier been banned from the Gold Coast and then kicked out of Fiji. She posted herself on social media.

31:38Tim Dillon:This is, by the way, I don't follow this woman at all. So I like barely know what's happening with this. I knew she was like a psycho. She's getting banned from countries for fucking everyone. She's fucking so many people. It's become a national security threat. She's so much of a whore that we have, there's a national security threat. I mean, this is some, I don't under, this isn't sexual liberation. whatever this is is gross it's like grotesque it's not sexual liberation it looks terrible it is a horrific uh example of whatever this culture has become where this woman is going around the world trying to just i guess have sex with the most people that she can And it is such an egregious example of like what not to do.

32:54And I don't think the incel culture is good.

32:58Tim Dillon:I don't think that's healthy. I think people need to have sex. People need to have connections. this is so like it makes your skin crawl whatever this woman is doing i don't know why she's doing i don't know what she's doing i mean i can't even imagine let's let's watch a little more of this is she trying to break is it a guinness world record not that it would justify it but like why is this woman doing this is this fun it can't be fun there's no way this is fun All right, let's watch a little more here. Cruising Bali's nightclub strip. Hey parents, remember when I said I was going to pick your sons up?

33:41I wasn't lying. Travelling in a ute, picking up young men. Hi boys! Local police have confirmed several foreign nationals are being questioned for working as content creators allegedly engaging in pornographic activities. Authorities say they expect to release more information.

34:00Tim Dillon:This is a new thing, by the way. This is like a new thing. And this is like the marriage of all possible terrible trends. This woman is like invading countries with her pussy and like damaging diplomatic relationships all over the world. This is like, what part of globalization is this? Tom Friedman didn't even know this was possible. This bitch is out there with her pussy getting banned from Australia. This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. What trade deal accounts for this bitch's cunt? Someone needs to put tariffs on this pussy now. Tariff this bitch's pussy now. I don't know what's going on.

34:50Tim Dillon:I was even aware of that. I didn't know this was like a global incident. that she was fucking her way. Like, she's truly fucking her way, and now she's, what are they, trying to put her in jail for 15? Yeah. She'll fuck everyone there. She will fuck her way out of jail. I don't understand. Is there any more of this, or is that it? That's it. Okay. Well, I was, I mean, egg on my face here. I was really... Bonnie Blue received multiple warnings before OnlyFans permanently banned her. Wow. So even they're like, get out of here. So last week, OnlyFans dramatically announced that the famous content creator, Bonnie Blue, was now banned from the platform.

35:41Tim Dillon:She sat down with the tab to explain step-by-step exactly how this came about. In May, when an announcement of a Bonnie Blue UK dogging tour went viral. The tab uncovered that the whole thing was a hoax by a comedy Facebook page. It was a joke. The OnlyFans team thought Bonnie Blue was breaching their guidelines about extreme challenge content.

36:12Tim Dillon:So she didn't take any action because she didn't organize this dogging tour. She believed she hadn't broken the OnlyFans policy. So this woman from the UK. She's a porn star. And she's doing all these extreme... And is she rich? I mean, she must have lots of money, yes? I believe so. Yes. So she's doing all these extreme sexual challenges. She's riding around in a yurt and just with her pussy out. She should do this in Africa with a bunch of AIDS people. If you want me to pay, I want to see you in Sierra Leone with your pussy out. And in AIDS town. I want to see her pussy out in AIDS town. Interesting.

37:00Tim Dillon:So she's really just really going hard and OnlyFans is banning her and

37:12Tim Dillon:she made over 2 million per month from OnlyFans at one point.

37:20Tim Dillon:well she seems really sick I didn't realize this was a global problem I had heard her name and I thought she was like a porn star like we grew up with porn stars and you would hear their name Lisa Ann whatever but Chase Elaine was an old one but you wouldn't you know this idea that they would be like getting banned from countries is not something that I was prepared for. But we wish her well. We wish her the best. We think she has lots of problems, and it seems we'll only get worse. Her inability to pivot. At a certain point in your career, you got to pivot. And Bonnie Blue, I think, has to pivot now because they want her for 15 years in an Indonesian prison.

38:16Tim Dillon:When your pussy puts you in an Indonesian prison for 15 years, you got to think to yourself, there's got to be a pivot here. There's got to be another one. Do cooking content. Saturday, September 26th, two of combat sports' most dangerous strikers collide. Bare knuckle. Liverpool's own Darren the Gorilla Till goes to war with Cuban powerhouse Yoel Soldier of God Romero. Plus the bare knuckle middleweight championship of the world is on the line. When the reigning champ Dave the Redneck Mundell defends against undefeated British challenger Jack the Meat Cleaver Cullen. BKFC 94, Till vs. Romero.

38:54Watch it live only on DAZN. Sign up now at DAZN.com. Andy and Anna here from your new favorite podcast, No Such Thing as a Fish. Yes, we are two of the four hosts of the podcast. that stuffs fascinating, amazing, weird, mad facts into your ears on a weekly basis. You got any good facts, Andy? Yes, how about this one? Anteaters have evolved on 12 separate occasions. Wow. Mysterious, wonderful. The world really wants them to exist. What about this one? When Ronald Reagan left office, he left a note on the White House lawn for the squirrels warning them to beware of George Bush's dogs. So there you go.

39:36If you like fascinating facts and much more besides, We are No Such Thing as a Fish. Saturday, September 26th Two of combat sports' most dangerous strikers collide Bare Knuckle Liverpool's own Darren the Gorilla Till Goes to war with Cuban powerhouse Yoel Soldier of God Romero Plus the Bare Knuckle Middleweight Championship Of the World is on the line When the reigning champ Dave the Redneck Mundell Defends against undefeated British challenger Jack the Meat Cleaver Colon BKFC 94 Till vs. Romero Watch it live only on DAZN Sign up now at DAZN.com. Andy and Anna here from your new favourite podcast, No Such Thing as a Fish.

40:18Yes, we are two of the four hosts of the podcast that stuffs fascinating, amazing, weird, mad facts into your ears on a weekly basis. You got any good facts, Andy? Yes, how about this one? Anteaters have evolved on 12 separate occasions. Wow. Mysterious, wonderful. The world really wants them to exist. What about this one? When Ronald Reagan left office, he left a note on the White House lawn for the squirrels, warning them to beware of George Bush's dogs. So there you go. If you like fascinating facts and much more besides, we are no such thing as a fish.

40:54Tim Dillon:A lot of people are now on these GLP-1s and we have a great article here, Seven Tips to Enjoy the Holidays on the GLP-1s. Because Fatty Boom Baddies are out there and many of them are on the shot. And they're trying to figure out how they can live at the holidays on a shot. So here's my favorite things. This is like an alcoholic when they talk about this. Adjust expectations and have a plan. So if you're going to Christmas on Ozempic, you got to have a plan. Because here's the thing. If you go nuts with the Ozempic and then the food, something happens, but it's not good. I don't know what it is.

41:37Tim Dillon:You start shitting everywhere or you explode. There's a thing. If you're on a shot and you eat too much, you get sick. It's part of why the shot works. So adjust expectations and have a plan. Before you attend a holiday gathering, consider your own expectations. You may associate certain get-togethers or parties with the food traditionally shared there, but it can help to consider all the reasons you're excited for the event. Maybe you get to meet your new niece or see a friend you haven't seen in a long time. So basically, step one, I'm going to simplify all these steps. Step one is just be a person, not a pig.

42:19Tim Dillon:That's step one. Now, most people aren't super excited. A lot of people are not really super excited to see family. And food is a big part of it. And getting into a food coma and kind of sitting on the couch is sort of a big thing. But step one there is they go, Be a person, not a pig. Talk to your niece. Don't just fucking ogle the fucking, you know, I don't know, string bean casserole. Don't skip meals or your medication. You may be tempted to skip breakfast. You can eat more at a holiday lunch or go all day without eating so you can load up at a holiday party. So here's step two. Step two is basically saying, I know what you think you're going to do, but you're not going to do that.

43:05Tim Dillon:You hear me? Oink, oink, pig. That's step two. Oink, oink, because you go, well, I'll just have a coffee in the morning and I'll oink, oink, oink, and I'll skip that so that by the time I go to my Christmas dinner, I can just kill myself. That's probably what you're thinking. You go, well, I'll just show up ravenous ravenous, and I'll kill myself at the house with food. Oink, oink, piggy. That's not the way it works. Rule three, think about the structure of your plate. When it comes time for a meal or a buffet line, consider the composition of your plate. On a typical day, half your plate should be non-starchy vegetables, a quarter of your plate should be lean protein, and the other quarter should be whole grains or starches.

43:57Tim Dillon:Of course, at meal holiday gatherings, The vegetables might come in creams, gravies, or butter, and a lot of the offerings will be starches. Do the best you can. Focus on these smaller portions so you can help enjoy your traditional favorites. Okay, so think about the structure of your plate. Ready? Let me break down this rule for you, okay? Okay, it's a plate, not a trough, you pig. Do you understand that? A plate is for food. It's not a trough. Don't pile things so high on your plate That it's hard to get them back to the table Get one plate and arrange it with different food groups And then eat it like a human being Oink oink pig You understand that piggy oink oink?

44:44Tim Dillon:Okay Don't treat it like a trough where there's feed Where there's bags of feed And you're an animal and that's how you eat Four, know which food will cause side effects And that's also five Four and five are the same one Know which foods will cause side effects Okay, basically like You can't eat anything you want anymore You pig This is rules four and five Certain things you eat are going to make you shit And people don't want that No one wants you talking about that. Here's the other thing. If you're on one of these things, and they're good. I have many friends. I tried it. I hated the constipation.

45:33Tim Dillon:I didn't like it. There's a lot of things I didn't like about it. But they're getting better, and I might get another one. There's one my doctor told me about. It's not the Munjaro. It's called the fentanyl. But this thing is like no one wants to hear about the fact that you're on these things. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. can I talk to all of you at the holiday don't talk about that you have to shoot now I'm not against it I tried I didn't love it I tried it I'm not against you doing it I think it's good do not tell people at the holidays about your journey with this drug everyone's on it everyone in LA everyone in DC high up people a lot of people are on it but here's the deal no one wants to hear about your your your bowel movement nobody wants to hear about your your your you know nobody wants nobody wants you at the table going it takes less time for the food to move through the small intestine so i feel full it's disgusting it's disgusting don't take put take your shot in front of people it's nothing to be proud of hey piggy piggy piggy poo it ain't nothing to be proud of Do it and have it work.

46:54Tim Dillon:It is nothing to be proud of. Do not grab your stomach and inject yourself in front of the children. Do not inject yourself in front of the children. Here's another rule. The alcohol probably hit you a little harder than you're used to because of the way medications slow down your gastrointestinal system, especially if you've been drinking less. Savor your drink with small sips. Hey, you lush. Calm down. calm down, you're going to get drunk. Now, number six, don't neglect other healthy habits. By the way, of which there are none. Of which there are none. What habits? Don't neglect. Make sure you're getting regular exercise and quality sleep during the busy holiday season.

47:41Tim Dillon:That's great. Number seven, this is my favorite rule of all the rules. Okay? because they know what it is. Give yourself grace if things don't go according to plan then return to the routine. Here's what rule number seven says. You're a pig and you're going to behave like a pig and you're going to shit yourself or vomit or do something. Do it in your car. Do it in your house. you're going to disgrace yourself but it's okay give yourself grace say i went to the bathroom to vomit up the food because i couldn't stop i couldn't stop and give yourself grace say it's christmas and i had an excuse because i was eating and eating and eating and i felt like i was gonna pop and I went to the bathroom and I started vomiting all over someone's house.

48:48Tim Dillon:And then give yourself grace. Get, change your shirt. Ask someone if they have an extra shirt. Say that you're on the shot. Say you're on Ozempic and you couldn't stop eating and you vomited all over their bathroom. Because you, even though you're on the shot, you said this was my night to get really nasty with it. So You did it You did it Because that's the only rule that matters Is rule seven Because there go all the other rules You go it's not going to work You're going to go and do something Disgusting So just give yourself grace Don't When you're in the car on the way home And you say I felt bad I shit all over the floor You want to remember This is okay It's all fine You'll get them next time You'll get them next time you'll go to a holiday and you'll learn how to eat like a person.

49:49Tim Dillon:Next time. Next time. So those are the rules. And again, I hope to God that you follow these rules. Young people now experiencing a relationship killer, the swag gap, or dressing different than your partner. the swag gap Dylan Escourse has meticulously curated his statement look for a recent date at a bar in Houston. He arrived wearing a thrifted orange zip up hoodie, a camouflage crop tee and boot cut jeans an aesthetic designed to compliment the venue's Latin and jazz scene. His date, whom he'd been seeing for a couple of months, showed up in black lululemon leggings and oversized gray sweatshirt and dirty nike air forces the casual chic look didn't go over well with s course who said the outfit didn't match the vibe of the bar and took her choice of clothing as a personal slight well he's also having sex with men i mean that's what do you what is this yeah he was mad at her because he was he wanted to get pounded out somewhere else.

51:08Tim Dillon:You want to look good for the person you're with. Not throw on pajama pants and Crocs, said Escort, a 20-year-old student at the University of Houston. It felt like a smack in the face.

51:20Tim Dillon:Close up on him and his outfit. This looks terrible. He's judging someone? What is this?

51:33Tim Dillon:Iterations of the swag gap. Here, go down. Iterations of the swag gap have played couples for centuries. Cavemen and women probably wrestle with style imbalances, but Gen Z is putting its own stamp on it, turning an age-old relationship strain into an instantly diagnosable flaw. Yet, you know what, guys? Every time I try to have a little hope for Gen Z and I say something good about them, something like this happens. You're lucky to be alive. That's all I have to tell these people You are lucky to be alive You are lucky to have anyone that can stand you You're lucky to have anyone that can stand to be in a room with you Okay I mean this is like Anybody focusing on this I mean Just wait Your life's going to get so much worse Truly if this is a thing Now I know I know people that you know I know certain couples where one of them is a bum we all know that's what older people realize we all know couples where one of them is a bum and there's something else that makes it work you know I mean like that Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco he's like the most famous bum who really snagged this hot bitch and he you know is like, I mean, the guy's like, you know, kind of an unremarkable guy to say nicely.

53:07Tim Dillon:But here's the thing. We all know that. This is the way relationships are. This is like people, younger people don't understand. They think the world is an algorithm, but it's not. And you're not necessarily going to end up with somebody. Just be happy your husband isn't a pedophile. You know what I mean? Just be happy your husband's computer is not being taken out of the house by the FBI. So what? Let him wear sweatpants. Stop. My friend is in Long Island. Some woman married a guy on his block. That guy was taken away from sex trafficking, I swear to God. They had all planned a block party. The whole block did a block party that summer.

53:53Tim Dillon:The guy somehow sent an email in prison because he was still on the email chain, and he goes, I find it pretty disappointing how nobody stood up and defended me. The guy went away for CP. Went away for like CP, like child porn and trafficking and like literally like he was like emailing the people on the Long Island email chain. Like, hey guys, literally under who's bringing the potato salad, this guy goes, hey, it's a little crazy that nobody's really defending me here. But that woman thought she had a normal husband and the FBI came in and took him out of the house. just be happy you know this whole thing that your fucking husband doesn't have the same fucking boots as you you have no idea what's coming your way if this is the shit gen z's worried about you have no goddamn idea what's coming your way people that have secret families people that just to cheat on you people that'll steal your money i have friends people have stolen their money their husband or wife has literally stolen from them stolen their money and these people are worried about this bitch got a crop top and he's got this listen you don't know what's coming you don't know the hell that's coming be be grateful if the if if your biggest issue with your partner is that they don't dress great you know they're hygienic they're they're they're a human but they just they're not stylish if that's your biggest issue you're doing good You know, the problem I think with a lot of younger people right now, now that I'm fucking doing a whole episode where I sound like a fucking unk, I know all the lingo.

55:32Tim Dillon:I know all the goddamn lingo, folks. Okay? I know all the lingo. Don't make me crash out. But what I will tell you is this. People want too much out of life. They want too much out of life. They want everything to fit neatly together, and it doesn't. And I don't know what that's about. The expectations these people have for life are way too fucking high. Way too high. Get healthcare. Get a house. You know, this idea that everything in your life is going to be perfect or you're going to live in an idyllic wonderland and that your husband or wife or girlfriend or boyfriend is going to have the fucking exact style you want them to and they compliment every room and they turn heads and everything.

56:24Tim Dillon:Get that shit out of your head. Your expectations for life are too high. I'm telling you, it's turning people into monsters because they hyperanalyze every single thing. ooh these icks this one's got an ick I don't like this I went on a date today I had a nice little date with somebody in med school at the restaurant Beverly Hills and I realized I had nose hair coming out of my nose it was gross but here's the reality I'm rich so just cheat on me you know what I mean just be in a relationship with me and just cheat on me with other people I'm not going to care that much it's not gonna it's not gonna bother me that much i've got other shit to do you know i was invited to the vance christmas party i'm not going but i was invited so here's my point yes i want one of those little scissors to cut the nose i want that little scissor my grandmother had it i don't know where i think i've asked you to get it for me no one's gotten it for me the point is this i could have canceled the date because i don't think of nose are coming out of my nose but you know what it is, folks.

57:43Tim Dillon:Here's... Life is not going to be what you think it is. It's certainly not going to be perfect. You need to adjust your expectations down. Down. Down. If you're talking about any of this crap, you know why Benny Blanco, this bridge troll, got this fake Hispanic woman? She's not... I don't think she even can say words in Spanish. But here's the point. He got her because he realizes that, you know, it's all for the taking out there. It's about confidence or whatever. I don't know. Watch Andrew Huberman if you want that shit. The point is this. I like him. I'm just saying, you know, water and sun or whatever.

58:20Tim Dillon:Walk up a hill. Here's the point. Don't get too down on yourself. You know, you're a bum. That's fine. There's a lot of bums out there. Somebody's a fall in love with a bum. The expectations that people have for life people are becoming sterile clinical sexless angry people they're becoming the robots that they so fear because they're demanding this weird they look and you watch porn all day and they watch bonnie blue fuck you know 500 fishermen in a van or whatever the hell she's doing. And they lose sight of the fact that life is not supposed to look and feel like an airbrushed fucking Instagram selfie.

59:12Tim Dillon:Life is messy and gross and pointless in many cases. And I think there's a very big point to it, but I mean, a lot of the things you do are pointless. Oh, look, I got a shirt and it's the fashionable shirt and I'm gonna put it on, it's pointless. It doesn't involve you spiritually, financially, socially It hurts you in many of those ways You're wrong and I'm right Watch someone else if you disagree I'm fully right I'm fully right Not everyone's going to be me with a style I have a designer I come in here I'm designed impeccably I'm a polo I'm impeccably designed But a lot of people are not going to have that So there's going to be a lot of people that are angry Saturday, September 26th.

59:58Two of combat sports' most dangerous strikers collide. Bare Knuckle. Liverpool's own Darren the Gorilla Till goes to war with Cuban powerhouse Yoel Soldier of God Romero. Plus the Bare Knuckle Middleweight Championship of the World is on the line. When the reigning champ Dave the Redneck Mundell defends against undefeated British challenger Jack the Meek Pleaver Colon. BKFC 94. Till vs. Romero. Watch it live only on DAZN. Sign up now at DAZN.com. Andy and Anna here from your new favourite podcast, No Such Thing as a Fish. Yes, we are two of the four hosts of the podcast that stuffs fascinating, amazing, weird, mad facts into your ears on a weekly basis.

1:00:43You got any good facts, Andy? Yes, how about this one? Anteaters have evolved on 12 separate occasions. Wow. Mysterious, wonderful. The world really wants them to exist. What about this one? When Ronald Reagan left office, he left a note on the White House lawn for the squirrels, warning them to beware of George Bush's dogs. So there you go. If you like fascinating facts and much more besides, we are No Such Thing As A Fish. Saturday, September 26th, two of combat sports' most dangerous strikers collide. Bare Knuckle. Liverpool's own Darren the Gorilla Till goes to war with Cuban powerhouse Yoel Soldier of God Romero.

1:01:20Plus, the bare-knuckle middleweight championship of the world is on the line when the reigning champ Dave the Redneck Mundell defends against undefeated British challenger Jack the Meek Cleaver Cullen. BKFC 94, Till vs. Romero. Watch it live only on DAZN.

1:01:36Tim Dillon:Sign up now at DAZN.com. What's going on with these Somalis in Minnesota? You know, I have friends from Minnesota. A lot of people that do comedy are from Minnesota, and they're all very waifish, twink-like, straight. but weird, pale people, and you kind of see their hearts beating and the blood going up and down their veins. Many of them are bald, young and bald. But they love Somalis because they all play soccer together and they kind of live in this frozen hell. But, and I don't care about, I have no beef with Somalis. That Black Hawk Down was a good movie. But here's what I'm saying. I enjoyed that.

1:02:11Tim Dillon:And I think that's where that is. But here's the point. The Somalis stole a bunch of money, I think, from the pancake house in Minnesota, and they sent it to Somalia to do what? Some kind of war? I'm trying to get the specifics on this. So Somalis are in Minnesota.

1:02:34Tim Dillon:By the way, you can have it. You've conquered it. It's yours. But I get it. You know, there's fraud going on, right? They've discovered fraud. The Somalis, not all of them, but some of them. Ilhan Omar is there. Maine's Medicaid program bilked out of millions of dollars in Somali fraud whistleblower. But this is Maine. Medicare fraud is like an old school thing that a lot of different groups of people have done. And the worry, here's the worry, is that people who are coming to America now at a time when America's not so hot, not doing so great economically or any other way. It doesn't seem like a healthy culture when this poor guy Charlie Kirk gets shot and then people are dancing and celebrating it on TikTok.

1:03:33Tim Dillon:It seems like an unhealthy culture. and there's other instances of that the other side politically, by the way doesn't seem like a healthy culture where we are insanely divided but all these people are coming over and they're here and some of them are going to because they are organized to a certain degree like many people in the past were organized. They're going to engage in criminal activity and Medicare fraud is one of the things that people do. And I just think, you know, fraud in Minnesota detailing the nearly 1 billion in schemes. Okay, like this. While fraud in Minnesota has been covered for years by Fox and has been gaining national attention recently, 300 million from Feeding Our Future, the possibility of nearly 220 million in autism program fraud and 302 million from the housing stabilization program adds up to 822 million in fraud from the minnesota services fraud in minnesota has led to attacks by trump on the somali community whatever um the story of fraud in minnesota gained national attention after an article was published citing anonymous sources claiming money from these fraud cases was being funneled to terrorist organization al shabab Al-Shabaab.

1:04:57Tim Dillon:Friend of the show, Al-Shabaab. Al-Shabaab is a militant wing of the Somali Council of Islamic Courts that took over most of southern Somalia in 2006. As of this publishing, nobody has been able to provide evidence that any money from these fraud cases in Minnesota has gone to fund terrorism in Somalia. Ilhan Omar told one reporter if there was a linkage in the money that they have stolen going to terrorism then that is a failure of the FBI and our court system in not figuring that out

1:05:27Tim Dillon:Rep Omar added that she's pretty confident any link to Minnesota fraud dollars and terrorism is a false claim

1:05:37Tim Dillon:so here's the deal if you come here to America from a culture that is radically different like Somalia. I'm sure there's lots of people that are lovely and great. And there are people that, you know, are not going to vibe with the American culture. And some of them will see it as an opportunity to steal money if they can and send it back to a place they care about, which would be Somalia. This is not all people, obviously. But it could be enough people where you might start to look at the amount of people coming into an area, gaining political power, these types of schemes being exposed. And again, I'm not saying that this is even fully fleshed out, but I'm sure there's more here.

1:06:33Tim Dillon:There's something here, I imagine. There's smoke, there seems to be fire. And by the way, Russians have done this. lots of people have engaged in Medicare fraud and Medicaid fraud. This is not something new. But this does speak to the issue of like, is it wise to import millions of people from certain countries during this period in our history? We owe$37 trillion in debt. Unemployment is high. The economy is not good. AI is around the corner. Robotics are around the corner. I don't understand why any discussion about limiting immigration becomes your Hitler. It doesn't make any sense to me unless you wanted to bring in all these different types of people that have no loyalty to each other at all.

1:07:39Tim Dillon:so that when those people got replaced by machines, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. That would make sense. If you wanted a culture of people that really didn't share that much and viewed each other with suspicion, and then you wanted to control that group of people with AI, perhaps, then I might understand why you would just keep bringing people in. So I just, again, I'm always confused by people. I talk to people. I mean, my friend went to Thanksgiving with his family. The husband and the wife are there. They make decent money. They do not own anything in New York City. They live in Brooklyn.

1:08:29Tim Dillon:They rent. It's fine. It's not great. They're not thrilled. they have money but they're not over the top money the wife is screaming and yelling about how could anyone think immigration is any type of problem

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1:08:49Tim Dillon:you know I can't I can't tell anyone how to feel about anything it's not why I exist it's not what I'm trying to do but it's just logical to me that if you look around at a country that isn't thriving and it isn't doing great and this pathology it seems like a pathology that I first encountered I've encountered it many times when I was sitting there with my aunt and she said well if you get rid of immigration who's going to be your doctor and I went what? it? And she goes, well, my doctor's from Pakistan. And I go, why aren't we training people in America to be doctors? And she said, well, nobody, I was a teacher and nobody wants to do their homework.

1:09:42Tim Dillon:Pakistan's kind of a profoundly dysfunctional culture. Like we would look at it from the Western standpoint. People have less rights, kind of corrupt. I'm not shitting on Pakistan. I'm sure there's a lot of things in Pakistan that are great, but you know, it was the butt of a lot of jokes for many, many years. Pakistan, I'll go live in Pakistan. The idea that we're sourcing our doctors from Pakistan and not America's crazy. And the idea that you don't think that's any kind of problem feels like a pathology to me. I don't know what it is. It's white guilt on a crazy level. The idea that you could just sit there and go, we should be bringing in Chinese, Indian, Pakistani people to do our engineering jobs and fuck people that live in rural Pennsylvania.

1:10:32Tim Dillon:Let him go dive on fentanyl. We don't care about those people. The idea that, and it's Elon Musk doing it, by the way. It's a lot of the tech people, you know, and then he can do anything, he can let you say the N-word on Twitter or whatever. If that, you know, but I'm sure you'd rather healthcare and you'd rather your kids maybe have a job at one of his fucking factories. So I just don't understand why Americans at one point were convinced that they didn't have any type of claim on their country, on the jobs, on a share of the economic pie, and that all of that made them some type of racist or ethnocentrist or somebody that...

1:11:28Tim Dillon:Is the goal here that Americans should compete with the entire world for jobs? Is that the point? Is the point that Americans should compete with people from all over the world for jobs in their own country? That's one of the most psychotic things I've ever heard. And it would only make sense if you were part of the asset-owning class that owned all of the things that are serviced by people that you are paying a lot less money to. You might like a maid from Venezuela because she can't understand the phone call you had when you're cheating on your wife. And you pay her a lot less money and she's not going to sue you.

1:12:13Tim Dillon:And you might want people to work in a factory who are undocumented because they don't have any rights. And you could pay them a lot less money. And you might want to bring in Indians and Chinese over. And again, this is not saying anything bad about Venezuelans or Indians or Chinese people. But you might want to bring Indians and Chinese people over if those people had a lot less bargaining power. And were very happy to be here and would work long hours and would be thrilled. And then while they're here, some of them inevitably, especially a lot of the Chinese students, will engage and the workers in some form of corporate espionage and they'll all go back to China.

1:12:52Tim Dillon:And this leaves that every middle-income person that people supposedly care about, this idea of like the guy with the wife and the kid who supposedly is the focal point of every policy is not at all who these people think about at all. they don't even pretend to they only get worked up if Somalis are being unfairly maligned for a fraud scheme and I'm not saying that every Somali is guilty of the fraud obviously but people don't get angry about anything unless they feel like some group that needs to be protected is suffering but they don't seem to give a shit about anything else. There's no rage at the lack of healthcare, the retirement, the schooling, the crime.

1:13:59Tim Dillon:You don't see that. The condition of the cities, the fentanyl on the streets that's killing people, people ODing, you're walking your kids to school, they're dying on the street. There doesn't seem to be rage about that. There's rage that Donald Trump said some things that were unkind about the Somali community. Which, by the way, here's the deal. He said a lot of unkind things about a lot of people. Who cares? I don't think it's a big deal at this point. He's a little uncouth. I think what's more of a big deal is the fact that, like, we're being fed into a shredder, quite obviously, by very wealthy, powerful people.

1:14:47Tim Dillon:and nobody can say to ourselves, wait a minute, we have to be a country. It doesn't mean we're a white country. It doesn't mean we're all Christian. It doesn't mean that we're all, you know, whatever. But it does mean that citizens in America need some claim to their country. They need to understand that they are going to get some type of care and that you, when you show up and you've been in a place for a few years and you engage in a Medicare fraud scheme and you see that there's hundreds of millions of dollars missing, people are going to react to that. And people are going to question whether it's a good idea that you're here or whether your values culturally align with the values of the United States.

1:15:37Tim Dillon:I don't know what the average Somali believes. I imagine it's somewhat different from the average lesbian art teacher in Vermont. It's a guess. I'm just guessing. But apparently that's all supposed to like work out. That's all going to be like great. And nobody should question any of that, by the way. And it's all working out very well in London. You can see how well it's working out. You can see how well it's working out all over Europe. And this idea that if you mention this at all, if you bring this up, if you want to engage with this, you're a Nazi, a racist, you're a psychopath. I'm telling you right now, it will make people those things.

1:16:14Tim Dillon:It will make them actual Nazis. It will make them actual racists. It will make them actual psychopaths who are paranoid on the internet. So at the end of the day, if you want that, you will keep doing the things you do. So much, you know, it became obvious when the gender madness was being pushed in schools that there was going to be a backlash. And if you were a gay person who spoke out, which I did, by the way, a lot, and said seven-year-olds choosing their gender is psychotic. And this is going to ruin people's lives and it's going to cause a massive blowback against gay people, lesbians, and trans people, trans adults, trans whoever, anybody, children.

1:17:00Tim Dillon:I was right. All my friends in Hollywood were wrong. okay, when I told people flooding the country with low-wage workers and the H-1B, you know, you have people coming in here going to college. Americans can't go to college, and they're getting jobs at law firms and tech firms, and our own people are starving on the street. That's going to radicalize people. I was right. My friends were wrong. You know, I mean, this is You can see this coming From miles and miles away

1:17:44Tim Dillon:Pam Bondi is now compiling a list of extremists That's good news, huh? The target is those expressing opposition to law And immigration enforcement Extreme views in favor of mass migration And open borders Adherence to radical gender ideology as well as anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity. All of these things, by the way, can mean a million things. Can mean a million things, by the way. I guarantee you. You criticize Israel, you'll be in that bucket. You criticize the administration too heavily, you'll be in that bucket. I wonder, you know, wait till the tech people grab a hold of that.

1:18:25Tim Dillon:All of this stuff. Anytime the FBI is making a list of, and by the way, you're allowed to not like ICE. You know, I don't think you should be attacking federal employees violently. You're allowed to not like anything. It's America. So anytime the feds are making a list of anyone, anyone celebrating the feds making a list, it's coming back. It's going to come back to bite you. All the things I just talked about, it's coming back. It's going to come back to bite you, obviously. And that's why, you know, it's like incumbent upon people to defend people they disagree with from time to time because we're not, we should never really be selling each other out to the feds.

1:19:09Tim Dillon:It's rat shit, you know? So it's going to be interesting to see, again, what went on with this. I don't know why the Smollies took the money from the pancake house. I don't have enough information. Maybe they didn't. It seems like they did. Seems like something went on By the way, they wouldn't be the first They're not going to be the last Why doesn't Barry Weiss do a town hall In Minnesota with a couple of Somalis At the Pancake House

1:19:44Tim Dillon:This is what Barry should be doing Will Paramount acquire Warner Brothers Go to CalShea.com The betting odds on that now I think Netflix offered what 96 billion I think Paramount came in with 108 who will run the brain rot slop factory who will run it who will run this brain rot slop factory you can't tell me one damn thing you watch that you give a shit about we are killing the things that made us good you know I watched The Sopranos, the pilot I made my producer watch the pilot of The Sopranos wow wow how far we have fallen I mean there's great shows here and there you know but art is what made people be able to experience life without completely going insane so the idea that you had great art that wasn't explicitly political that allowed people to kind of understand the human experience on deeper levels made people have better lives and not go insane.

1:21:01Tim Dillon:And when we turn everything into the brain rot AI slop factory, okay, you're going to, yeah, what is Italian brain rot? Can you play some of it? Yeah. Play some of this.

1:21:22Ballerina cappuccino.

1:21:26Me, me, me, me, I'm ballerina cappuccino.

1:21:30Tim Dillon:Well, this I like, actually. This is actually good. From the Sopranos to that, what is that supposed to teach you? That's the question. What are you supposed to learn from that? What are you supposed to take away from that? What epiphany are you supposed to have? what realizations about the human condition are you supposed to have from this? Play this. Let's listen a little bit to this music.

1:22:05Tim Dillon:Yeah, great. This is great. That's what the kids are watching, huh? Well, I don't know. I hope the company I like gets the slot factory. I hope the logo I like gets the slot factory so what? well the Ellis' are coming in so what they own everything they own reality so what? one family of psychos has to own reality let it be them and I hope someone clips that and sends it to them where's my money? but I'm just saying folks this affects more than you think the idea that we can barely produce anything watchable anymore the idea that we can produce like we can't produce anything watchable and your kids are watching garbage and you're watching garbage and every show now is like some really retarded thing that has it's just violence and sex for no reason there was a murder committed in a suburban fucking you know gated community and it's, you know, nothing is stylized.

1:23:20Tim Dillon:Nothing is, is inspiring. Everything is crap. It's second screen. You watch something while something else is in the background while you're on the phone, trying to get the insurance to cover your moon jarro, whatever you're doing. But it's a, it's, it's, it's a facet of life that if you kill it, if you kill art if you destroy it if you make it algorithmic sludge it's going to turn people into monsters because they're not going to be able to explore their own humanity they're going to become programmed

1:24:04like creatures

1:24:06Tim Dillon:that's not what you want you want somebody to watch something and be affected by it no matter what it is. So if you lose that, if you completely lose that ability to make really good things, you're going to lose a lot more than you think. It's not just a question of, does Netflix own it? Does Paramount own it? Does Nestle own it? Do the Saudis own it? Do the Bin Laden's own it? Who cares? It really is a total cultural coup where human beings are going to be replaced by these algorithms that just shovel shit into the heads of you and your family until you all have no fucking... I'm even forgetting what I'm saying.

1:24:59Tim Dillon:No fucking attention span. See, it's even affecting me. The brain rot is just... You have no attention span. you're completely incapable of handling an hour, a two-hour thing without...

1:25:22Tim Dillon:I'm telling you, it affects more than you think. It's easy to just write it off, say, who cares, who cares, who cares. But the inability to process something that is good is going to deeply... Deeply, if people, you know, people need to see themselves on screen a little bit. They need to see, not always, not all the time. Not in some paint by numbers way where they're like, let's make the coal miner trans. I mean, like, people need to see human beings in recognizable human situations. And they need that if it is lost, and I fear it will be lost, and I feel like we're in the final stages of it now.

1:26:13If that is lost and all the expressions of what you see are tech-driven, AI-driven, people, and it's already started to happening, are going to fundamentally change. Truly.

1:26:31Tim Dillon:So I'm hoping That the company that I like Gets the slop Factory I won't say which one it is But it's the one that's given me like the comedy specials The other one doesn't really Fuck with me The other one has chosen Barry Weiss The other one has chosen Barry Weiss Over me Imagine if I was doing that town hall How much more entertaining it would have been how much better it would have been. I just can't wait for her to inevitably go. Now, Erica, that was such a beautiful thing you said about Charlie. Let's do a quick pivot, shall we? What do you think about me? What do you think about me? I'm pretty cool.

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