478 - ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro

25:02You know? And you might not even know, it's going to get to the point where you'll be in the grocery store and go, why are these blueberries so cheap?

25:13Tim Dillon:and they go, we just killed the governor of Maine. We just killed that guy. You're going to go, interesting. They go, yeah, they just sent to special forces and they broke his neck in front of his family. You go, that's why these things are 90 cents. They go, yeah, it's blueberries are basically free for the next three months. There's chaos in a blueberry market. They broke the neck of the governor of Maine in front of his kids, just to make a point. So that's what I mean. We're just going to use violence. and the violence will get more and more sadistic, but you also are not going to care because the prices of things are going to come down.

25:49Tim Dillon:Like, if gas goes down to like$3, you're not going to give a shit about this. You're going to give a fuck about Maduro with$3 fucking gas? Fuck you. Gas in California is so fucking high. If you get gas to be cheaper, it's going to be, no one's going to care. you're going to not care about because we're going to do crazy shit now we're we're going to we've established the precedent that we're coming we're going to come we're going to kidnap you in the middle of the night and we're going to fly you to Brooklyn and then we're going to steal whatever resource you have and it's going to start in in places like Venezuela and then eventually we're just going to start whacking people in our own country.

26:46Tim Dillon:That's what always happens. Like in our own country, we're just going to start. This is crazy. This is insane. Maple syrup is a dollar. They just burned the governor of Vermont in his house with his family. They burned his whole family. I go, that's fucking nuts. They go, we're running the maple syrup industry in Vermont. Because as life gets worse and the jobs go, you're going to have to get stuff. So you don't revolt. Trump knows. They all know this. They all know. They're like, they're going to revolt if we don't like get the gas cheaper and make the food cheaper. They know that. They know they can't.

27:45They can't keep on this trajectory unless they make life easier for people.

27:52Tim Dillon:They have to make life easier for people. You know what I mean? They want gas to drop so low that even the wife of that woman who was tragically shot, it was going to get in her car and fill up the tank and go, listen, I got to be honest. I'm very mad at this, you know, national security state, obviously, but gas is fucking low. You know, like that's what they want. They want people to just embrace your base survival because that's really what they're, they're training you to not think about anything outside of what you really need, your selfish desires. It doesn't matter what we had to do to get it.

28:45It doesn't matter that chaos will unleash. For a while, the chaos won't be near you. Eventually, the chaos will come closer and closer to home.

28:58Tim Dillon:For a while, it'll be in a foreign country. then it'll be yelling over the hill then it'll be figures in the distance and then it'll be your own children killing you but it'll take a minute before it gets there because that's when you unleash violence this is what happens violence becomes its own justification and you think you're unleashing it in far-flung corners of the world but eventually it'll come back and find you and that's what it always does you bring drugs into America you get a bunch of people here addicted to them they come and they put a gun to your head. It is what it is. But we've made the decision now.

29:36We're just going full mask off. Hey, let's go. Let's get your, let's get the prices of things lower any way we can. Any way we can. This is the real tariff. People talk about tariffs. This is the real tariff. We're kidnapping your leader.

29:58Tim Dillon:Remember in the beginning, they were like tariffs are like well people will start building factories in america and then we're like that's taking too long we're gonna go and kidnap the leader now in now venezuela of course there are armed uh leftist guerrilla gangs in the streets going door to door and the situation between the vice president uh delcy something rodriguez yeah maduro's motorcycle thugs go door-to-door and hunt for Trump supporters. Yeah, so here's the deal. Venezuela is going to get wacky. There's going to be a power struggle. There's a few people high up in the military that are Maduro loyalists.

30:43Tim Dillon:There are no fans of the Yankee imperialist division, but they're going to have to fall in line. So that's going to get sticky, and we're going to have to figure that out. We're going to have to buy some people off. We're going to have to kill some people. It's just the way it is. We're in it now. We're in it now. So it's not going to be great. I know everybody was excited right after. A lot of these people were like, see, he was a tyrant. Now it's better. Well, it's not going to be great overnight. It's going to be There's going to be a lot of instability And because a lot of people like this guy When a dictator goes There was always a lot of people that were like He was cool I liked him And there's a lot of people that are like I hated him He killed my son Or whatever But then there's a lot of people that were like That guy was swell That's the way it is If you kidnap Trump Half the country would love it half the country would hate it.

31:56Tim Dillon:You know, this is just the way it is. So, you know, you just got to accept the new reality of American foreign policy. We are going to be kidnapping people all over the world. And we're going to show up like Santa Claus, except we don't bring presents. We kidnap you. We're just going to be kidnapping people. And you could support it or not support it, and the people doing it don't care. And the hope with this is that eventually we're going to bring the cost of living down through kidnapping world leaders. I mean, that's truly what, that's now the plan. Nothing else has worked. So we're going to have to bring the cost of living down by kidnapping world leaders.

32:51No, I mean, this is like an action movie from the 90s,

32:54Tim Dillon:like when I was a kid. Like, you're going to see world leaders just get perp-walked in Brooklyn, and then hopefully, like, you know, the prices stuff's going to go down. You're going to go to prices, the turkey's down. So that's what we're going to have to do. That's the decision that we've made. But as far as this woman, what's her name? Her name, Renee Brown? Renee This is very sad Renee Renee Renee Brown is a motivational speaker That's not who we're doing What's her name? Renee Remember that song Just Walk Away, Renee? Let's not play that because it's a copyright and people will say I'm being insensitive and I am not what is it Renee Nicole Good Renee Nicole Good you know again this is a unfortunate horrific situation I don't think listen if you disagree with ICE as many people do blocking federal agents and I'm not saying this woman was doing this by the way but I do think that she was part of a group of people that was trying to interfere with what they were doing I do think and that's just she's on those groups message groups and things like that I do think that when you do stuff like that federal agents are going to respond how federal how federal agents respond you cannot obstruct law enforcement physically use violence try to intimidate law enforcement now the extent to which she was doing that obviously is what everybody's debating I don't believe the cop was justified in shooting her three times in the face.

34:44By the way, I've always believed this,

34:48Tim Dillon:and this is something that I've caught heat for, but I've literally believed it since I'm a kid. I don't believe you should ever shoot someone in the face more than once. No, seriously, I think, I just think it's ridiculous. So that they did that, and they, you know, the guy, These are not well-trained law enforcement people in ICE right now. We're taking people that did backyard wrestling. I mean, we are the people that are in ICE right now are, I mean, this is your cousin who, like, was in backyard wrestling. Like, this is tough. This is not the cream of the crop. You know the guys that kidnapped Maduro, like Delta Force, Navy SEALs?

35:40This is not them. This is not the Delta Force, Navy SEAL people. This is people that, like, had... This is people in their third grade report card that teacher wrote that has violent tendencies. You know, I mean, this is not... It just is what it is. I'm not saying you don't need law enforcement to deal with people. certainly people that have committed crimes people that are in the country illegally

36:11Tim Dillon:there has to be a process there has to be some accountability i understand that and most sane people understand it the thing about minnesota where you go no one's illegal on stolen land and stuff this is also silly and and ridiculous all land is stolen that doesn't mean you don't have laws in the country, dummy. These people are not like serious people. But the same people that are saying she deserved three shots to the face are also not serious. The country desperately needs serious people. They desperately need people that are serious people, that are not like completely off the chain. That's why I showed the video to a six-year-old at the Cheesecake Factory to get some perspective.

36:58Show your children the video Show your children the video You have too much baggage You are to one side or another You've been too radicalized Show it to your child Go, hey bud Hey bud Hey bud Don't touch the dog like that We don't touch the dog by the eye We don't do that, you know that You know we don't touch the dog by its eye We don't touch his face We pet him, okay But we don't touch his face and we don't put our face near his face. Now, mommy wants to show you a video right now. Okay? Now, it's because we want to get a fresh pair of eyes on this. Me and your father have been fighting about it for a half hour.

37:39We want to get a fresh pair of eyes. All right. Would you like to watch a video? Bluey. It's not bluey. It's not bluey and I want you to look at me and I want you to focus. Do you know what a civil war is? What? Well, we're on the verge of that. It's a war. Okay? between people that live in our country. And it's happening because people, they're watching this video and we don't know what happened. Now, before I show you this video, I just want to prepare you. All right. The woman who drove this car got shot in the face three times. What? She was shot in the face three times. And I want you to watch this video and tell me what you think.

38:21Now play the video. Oh, no. Oh, shame! Shame! And then the kid will do this. Why'd he do that? He was undecided to call. It didn't seem like he was going to get hit. It seemed like he's freaking out. That's what it feels like to me. Even though I don't know why that woman was in the middle of the cops. Even though they're doing fucked up shit. She was putting herself in danger. But he didn't have to shoot her in the face three times. and I find it weird that the FBI is not letting a local investigation happen and they're giving him immunity. And that's what the child would say and then people, you know, because that's the answer here, by the way.

39:12The answer is this.

39:16Tim Dillon:We need better trained people in that role. We can't have people going in a community. And you don't want to call them ICE. You want to abolish ICE and call them something else, whatever. If somebody does something, law enforcement has got to exist. The abolish the police crowd, they're not serious. Again, it's like, what are we doing? What are we, 15? Like, I don't have time to deal with these people. I can't. See them on threads all the time. These people, they want something they're not ready for. They're not ready for what they want. They want some civil war. They don't want this. I'm telling you.

39:49They think they do because everything's a tweet and a threat, whatever. This is not what you want. So we have those people. And then we have people that are cucking for law enforcement no matter what they do. And those people are celebrating this. And celebrating death is ghoulish. It was ghoulish with Kirk. It's ghoulish now.

40:14Tim Dillon:And I think that people have to like understand that if we're going to have a civil society, if anyone has any interest in having a civil functioning society, you're going to have to have better trained people in those roles. So that things like this don't happen. You're also going to have to do not glamorize attacking or blocking federal agents. If you glamorize this, if there is an idea that this is a historic mission that you're on and that you're going to take it to that level, there will be a consequence depending on what you do and the response to it. So when you glamorize that, as I have seen, she died for a good cause.

41:22Tim Dillon:She died, you know, when you do things like this, and you're egging people on to be violent towards law enforcement, federal agents, ICE, whatever, whether you hate them or not, whether you feel that they're justified or not, they're federal law enforcement. So if you're glamorizing people being violent, then you're going to get people killed.

41:48Tim Dillon:and a civil war in this country is just going to be random you know most people agree it's not going to be like two sides fighting each other it's going to just be random pockets of violence

42:05and we gotta we gotta avoid that that's we gotta avoid now it's not cool to say that It's much cooler to be like Fuck them, kill them, kill them all Let's get It's like It's not what adults say That's not what adults say But we don't have adults Which is why You have to show your children this video I know you don't want to But it's the only honest feedback you're going to get Is from a child Whose brain hasn't been broiled with media For the last 20 years you can't even show this to a boomer they'd be like she's in a car killer they don't even know what's happening why is she in a car if she's innocent why is she in a car on the ice you can't even show this to a boomer you can't you can't because they like watching people die.

43:09The only joy they have is watching people get shot. Every movie they've watched has been of that. Most of the TV shows, they love watching the news and watching people get shot. It makes them feel better. You can't get their opinion. You can't ask for someone's opinion over the age of 70 here. Well, the cops walked up to her car and she, listen, listen, If you don't want to get shot Stay in your house Like they're not Reliable And then you have the People that are just like They're cooked This guy Make this big Can you make this video big So we can watch it one more time

44:13No! No! Shame! Shame! Oh my fucking God! You know, it's watching it. Can you slow it down? Can you pause this for a second? Is there a way for you to slow it down? Okay, if we can just slow it down a little bit. That's too slow. That's going to take 45 minutes to do this video That's going to be really That's way too slow Slow it down once he gets to the thing

44:52Here's the thing Here's the thing Right away When they said get out of the car I don't know what she did before this we have no context we're just analyzing the video right now people aren't even going to get mad that I'm doing this they're going to be like why don't you just you know I'm analyzing this we don't know why she's there I imagine she's there my guess is that she's obstructing something they're trying to do this is my guess I don't know that but I'm saying I literally don't know that but she's in a situation that no one seems to be in other than her. Like her car is there. So they are trying to arrest her essentially because of whatever.

45:42They're saying, get out of the car. She's not getting out of the car. Let's watch. But I'm trying to put this together because I've seen this video 90 times and I don't know what led up to this video. Okay. Oh, no! Shit!

46:05Yeah, so I mean, the woman in the car did the wrong thing. Meaning, and this is obvious, meaning that it's not even a debatable point because she's dead. It's not even a debatable point. Now, you might say, well, it's her right to, you know, whatever. It didn't work out for her. She did the wrong thing. Now, I don't believe from the angle I'm watching That the federal officer feared for his life At the speed she's going, when she's turning the wheel I don't believe that the federal officer feared for his life He could have shot the tires They could have done other things This idea that everyone just, they have to just shoot them in the head people used to be able in this country to pull off a trick shot where they would shoot, you know, they'd shoot an apple out of your hand.

47:05People used to be able to do that. They used to be able to, you know, like real marksmen, a real marksman shoot the hat off your head. That type of thing. Where it scares you, but you're still alive. but you now know not to play around because someone is a real marksman can you get up please get up a video of a professional marksman hitting a target just so because we need to get truly we need to get kind of back to this if we get some videos of this like

47:54right this is what we need watch this they have to start out at a 45 degree angle and no support standing completely free from that podium that they're that is in front of them it's all her debut in the olympics putting that's much better a 10 point saying from the back that's much better a 10.6. See, what we need, we need, these are the types of people we need in ICE. Turkish sharpshooters who are, that's a thick woman, isn't it? But I like her. But here's my point about that. You need professional marksmen. Can you please, There is a scene. Can you get the shooting scene from Batman 1? The scene where the Joker is shooting his gun in a bunch of different ways.

49:01He does it under the leg. It's Michael Keaton. It's Batman 1.

49:09And, yeah, yeah, maybe it's the long gun. Get this. Now Let's try to find Because We're hiring these people And they have no Now think about this What look at that I Make that That's what we need Because It's not about The shooting It's about the actual gun Go back to that Go back to this Imagine Instead of shooting this woman He pulls it Look at that it's about the visual of it coming out. We need stuff like this. We need ICE to kind of, they got to stop killing. But you know what I mean? But there are ways to get people's attention. Like, for example, can you go into the, get the scene where he comes in with the boom box.

50:10because people would like ice if they did more things like this. Okay? Now, yeah, jump ahead a little bit. Nothing crazy. Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going. I'll tell you. Okay. Stop. Put the music on. Put it up a little bit.

50:39This is the best version of ice. They're painting. I don't know how this gets the immigrants out,

50:49Tim Dillon:but you think about something like this and just... What if this was ice?

51:00No one would be mad. What if they were doing this in the middle of Minneapolis?

51:06Tim Dillon:The immigrants would be so scared. All right. We'll get. Thank you. That's an idea. It's a thought. It's a thought. You know? That we're not going to be just out there.

51:30This is actually kind of a nice story. A man live streams his own death for paying viewers who egg him on.

51:42The man allegedly consumed six grams of cocaine, two energy drinks, and a bottle of whiskey before dying. Well, you know, this is, this is, I gotta be honest with you. The internet, I've been feeling this over the last few days, it's getting dark. Have you noticed this? Have you noticed this internet? So now this man has live streamed his own death. His family discovered all the drugs around him. So just make this a little bigger so I can see it. A streamer has died while tackling a live challenge involving cocaine and alcohol for a private group of paying viewers. Sergio Jimenez Ramos was found kneeling in his bedroom unresponsive and cold to the touch.

52:27His body was rigid with his head resting on the mattress and one hand clenched around his phone. his mother and brother discovered an almost empty bottle of whiskey, two cans of energy drinks, and a pile of cocaine. They repeatedly heard webcam viewers asking, are you crashing yet, Sergio? You still haven't finished the bottle of whiskey. I mean, paramedics were called to the family home near Barcelona. He was pronounced dead. Investigators believe he died during a private video call watched by donors who had paid to see him consume a bottle of whiskey and six grams of cocaine in under three hours.

53:06So these are really sick people. And this guy's killing himself on stream. And I guess the people that are watching this know that there's a likelihood that this person is going to die. I mean, I got to be honest with you.

53:24this is unleashing the dark spirits in people the internet I mean in October he began appearing in live streams a private video called Run By Streamer known online for extreme cyber begging challenges they said of Sergio he came here, saw what was going on, and set up his own group. Speaking about the night Sergio died, he said, I was told he took six grams in three hours and a two-gram line. Ugh. He added, I told him several times that two grams was an overdose. It's medically established. I told him not to stream, to leave telegram, that it was rubbish, and that it was going to end badly. I'm not to blame.

54:14Sergio was receiving psychic treatment and had a history of substance abuse. This is really sick and disturbing that this is where the internet is heading. Where you have people that are paying money to get into these live streams and watch people take their own lives. You know, I'm a pretty tolerant person, but I feel like this type of behavior you know, it's pretty indefensible. You know, I'm trying to think of a defense. Well, I've just found one. Here's the thing. They paid the money.

55:08No, I mean, listen, it's obviously, it's obviously not good. I mean, you know, people are just getting off now and watching people kill themselves. It's incredibly unhealth. And then those people wake up the next day and they go get a sandwich. Somebody who paid money in that whatever private group watching this guy destroy himself with drugs and alcohol, paying money, watching this guy kill himself, gets up the next day and goes and gets a Caesar salad. somewhere and eats it. It's fucking unbelievable how dark the world is, how incredibly dark corners of the internet have gotten. We've always known about the dark web, the kiddie porn and all the horrible, you know, shit like that, that's out there, you know, hiring the hit man for the wife, all the stuff.

56:15But this stuff, these begging challenges where people are literally destroying their mind and body, killing themselves for somebody's viewing pleasure, it's crazy. And here's what's even more fucked up. Netflix just bought this. Netflix just bought this streamer's channel. I am enraged at this. Netflix has just bought all of these kind of torture rooms where people are killing themselves because they had a big meeting at Netflix and they said, this kind of thing needs to be on our service. We've almost got everything. So the team at Netflix has purchased these live stream chat rooms, these begging channels.

57:25What do you call them? What do you call these things? Cyber begging challenges. Netflix got together and they said, Let me ask you, have you heard of cyber begging?

57:41And one of the young executives is like, no. What's that? Wink, wink. And they go, you know what it is. It's a place where people beg people to do crazy stuff and some of them die. And we want it on Netflix. We want to put it on the front page. take a two gram line, see what happens. So Netflix, this is true, by the way, can look all this up. Nothing on this show is not thoroughly researched. Netflix has just bought these cyber begging challenges, these live streams. They're going out to a lot of the big live streamers who are doing these cyber begging challenges. And Netflix is saying, we want people killing themselves for money on our platform.

58:38We have the, and Netflix tells the people, the people that are between life and death, Netflix tells them, they go, listen, we are a digitally native smart TV app on every smart TV in the world. We have the algorithm. We put out content. We stand behind our content. We are the home of death. Will you be? Will you be on our homepage killing yourself? We have friends. And then the guy goes, I like friends. You know, he's coming out of like some type of... I kind of like friends. Cyber begging. Cyber begging. It's an inter... And they stand up in the Netflix room and he goes,

59:41Tim Dillon:it's an interactive experience that allows people to interact with their favorite creators and ask them to do things like kill themselves. Netflix goes, can we get legal on this?

1:00:00We can't be blamed. We're just a platform. We're the biggest platform in the world. Don't you want to live stream your own death on the biggest streaming platform in the world? I guess so.

1:00:17Don't die for 12 people. The last thing you want to do is kill yourself for 12 people. Don't you want to die on the biggest streaming platform in the world? Stranger Things, House of Cards, and now your death on Netflix. And they'll run a parental thing before it. They'll go, listen, a parental notification during some of the cyber begging challenges that will now be featured on Netflix, the largest digital streaming platform in the world.

1:00:52Tim Dillon:Some of the people are going to kill themselves. so that's why we got Netflix kids if you're not into that we got cartoons where people uh where we you know I don't know what is it it's like it's always like a non-binary pony over there or something but the point is this these people deserve to be on Netflix I'm telling you deserve to be on Netflix you deserve to have your death on the larger street now of course people gonna have to find it they didn't even market his death i was on netflix for a half hour trying to find my son's live stream death i was trying to find my son's uh live stream death and i i ended up getting distracted and i watched him a dexter i was good then i found it now they're not gonna market it you gotta market your own live stream death when it's on netflix you're lucky it's on there.

1:01:53You were lucky it's on there. They'll take out a billboard. They'll take out a billboard with your bloated face. When you put that last line of gack in your yak, when you put that last line of grout in your nose before you end your earthly journey, Netflix will take a photo out of your bloated face as you're about to collapse onto the mirror with the cocaine. But, and your booze face, your eyes bugging out of your head, they'll put up a billboard. People will see it. Well, you got to make sure you effectively kind of do the mark. But you're on the service. You're lucky to be on the service. You're lucky to be on the service.

1:02:45you understand that i mean if you think for a minute that netflix is not trying to have people live stream their deaths on on netflix you're out of your mind you are out of your mind my agent i'm telling you right now is of having a stroke right now but if you think netflix is not trying to get people to kill themselves on netflix you're out of your mind that's all they're trying to do They are sitting with lawyers Day in and day out To try to find a way to legally get people To kill themselves on that thing For money Okay? If you think Netflix is not having an AI Write ICE vs. Lesbian If you think that's not coming out In two years, you're out of your mind If you don't think Netflix is having artificial intelligence Write a making a murderer style thing About this whole thing You're out of your mind And that's a great thing now Because AI is also going to prompt the people to kill themselves You're not even going to need the people soon AI is going to prompt the people In the cyber begging challenges to kill themselves and Netflix is going to put it.

1:04:12Can I say that again? And Netflix, because every time I say it, people that do business with me get very nervous. But again, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm excited for it. Do you get what I'm saying? Do you get me? I'm excited for it. And AI, and they're going to say this in a meeting on Netflix, they go,

1:04:38Our calculations Are that AI very soon will actually start Asking the people to kill themselves And we will just have to stream it Thank you Get legal on AI Can you get Donna Get legal on AI Telling the people to kill themselves Where are we on that Where are we on legal Because if the people tell them to kill themselves and we're not, we're just a host of this whole thing. We're not really involved. But if it's our AI, Donna, what if it's just a, sake of argument here, Donna, what if it's an outside AI that's like ours, but not ours? And that's telling them to kill themselves and they do on this.

1:05:20Okay, just lawyer that. Donna, just lawyer that, please. Lawyer that, please. A tiger roll as well with the avocado tiger roll. Thank you. Just lawyer that. TimDillacomedy.com. There are no shows, don't come. We're done.

1:05:43And, you know, be kind out there to each other. Truly. Be kind because

1:05:56we are in a situation where there is such a, there is such a, we're living in a time where there's such a negative vibe in the air. People aren't happy. And the only thing that we can do is kind of reach out to the people we love and love them. Reach out to the people you love and love them. Bye-bye.