490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy

25:47Tim Dillon:Well, as always, we wish Christy known well. friend of the show, Christy Gnome, Byron Gnome, the whole Gnome fan. We wish them well. And that's why we don't come on here and make light of this. I don't make light of it. I don't make light of it. I'm a serious person and I understand. You don't make light of this. You don't make light of what's going on in our government. It's our government! Alright. I gotta put these tits away. Bye! Save big on your next project at Menards. Check out our huge selection of Richmond water heaters. Whether it's electric or gas, tank or tankless, Menards has what you need in stock.

26:32Ensure that you have hot water when you need it most with a new Richmond water heater from Menards. Plus, check out our weekly flyer on menards.com for all the great deals happening now. Save big money at the Nards. Pam Bondi. Ugh. Another soldier down. Pam Bondi was fired as attorney general. She was... Her reign will be remembered and history will regard her as a heroine. As a hero. As someone who took no prisoners. Literally, she didn't arrest anyone. And she came in, guns a-blazin', and as soon as those guns got in, they stopped a-blazin'. They weren't blazin' that much. She will be replaced by Attorney General Todd Blanche.

27:31You know him, he's the guy that got Ghislaine Maxwell moved to that cushy prison. So it's all going well. The president wrote on Truth Social that Bondi would be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector. She's a great American patriot, a loyal friend who faithfully served as my attorney general for over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive cover, I'm kidding, crackdown, in crime across our country with murders plummeting to their lowest level since 1990. There's a lot of reasons for that, by the way. The average age in America is like 40.

28:01It's not 20. I mean, very little of that has to do with Pam Bondi. A lot of the kind of wacky COVID stuff where they just completely, you know, took money from cops and stuff, has been reversed. They've reversed a lot of those laws. They've started prosecuting misdemeanors and things like that again. And, you know, so there's a reason the crime has dropped, because a lot of those insane policies were reversed. But Pambandi had nothing to do with that at all. Like, at all. They didn't love her handling of the Epstein files, and she really didn't prosecute enough of his political opponents. and then he was mad at her about something that he basically had like a gripe with her about something that didn't really have anything to do with Epstein.

28:50Although they weren't happy with the way she handled that. They thought that she was not like covering it up quickly enough or that she made some kind of like statements that confused people, which is true. It was confusing. But he had this little beef with her, like this little gripe about something or other that he ended up firing her for. And it wasn't, you know, it wasn't primarily because the Epstein files, which people have kind of moved on. Now we're in Iran and it's World War Three. So, I mean, people really kind of moved on from that. All the Google searches have like fallen off completely.

29:26the country has moved on, which it shouldn't be because, you know, that's a massive story. And all of those files should be out. That makes sense. But no one, you know, people are kind of moving on and that she is, Trump's reasoning for the sudden dismissal comes in part because the president believes Bondi tipped off Eric Swalwell about the FBI's efforts to release investigative or documents related to his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. So that ticked him off. And Eric Swalwell has openly criticized Bondi since she took the AG position. And I think, is he running for governor of California?

30:09I believe he's running for governor of California unless I'm completely lost, which I may be because I just had fake tits strapped onto me, which really does affect the back. He's running for governor of California. And is he a congressman? Maybe a senator? I don't know what he is, but Bondi. He's a congressman. Yeah, he's a congressman. And then Bondi, I guess, tipped him off to Trump, whatever, maybe have had. So he was unhappy with her, and then he threw her out, and he threw her to the dogs. But Pam Bondi, make no mistake, is one of the most heroic figures in our country to pedophiles. you know, to wealthy and well-connected pedophiles.

30:55She really will be remembered as someone who did everything she could to protect and insulate them from any type of consequences for their actions. And she knew her days were numbered. She was supposedly begging for her job. you know people didn't like her handling of the Epstein files she made mistake upon mistake of her you know in her handling of the Epstein files her critics were in the president's ear they thought with this whole Epstein thing by the way that because they treat their base like morons and some of them are some of every political base obviously is made up of people that are like low information voters who don't know anything, who like the vibe of a particular candidate.

31:46And they thought they could kind of like, you know, just sweep it under the rug and that nobody would care. And, you know, Pam Bondi, it was the most, you know, remember they had all those Republican influencers show up. They gave them binders of the first batch of Epstein files to be released. And all these morons are standing there with these binders full of nothing. And there's all these photos. And then quickly it was figured out that that was just completely fake. And you didn't have to be that bright to know that. And nobody has to be a genius to realize that there's a massive cover-up, like a global cover-up.

32:26Except the home of the cover-up is here in the United States of America. Like, I think, you know, like Prince Andrew's going to get charged. Like, people are resigning in other countries. They're leaving boards. They might face criminal prosecution. In America, nobody's faced any consequences, legal or otherwise. So Pam Bondi is kind of the face of that with the rest of the administration. And, you know, who's this? Oh, yeah, take a look at this. Remember this clown show? So you have all these Republican influencers walk out with these binders. I mean, this is like school play level.

33:15It's like going to see a school play that sucks and it's not cute. And it's just like a pageant of untalented children. and you're bored and you want to leave, that's what that scene of these Republican influencers walking out of the White House with these like binders full of nothing. Phase one release of the Epstein files. You were like, well, this is a cartoon. And then they do release some of them. people start reading through some of these things going, whoa, whoa. This like talks about a dimension of power most people don't even know exists. And then they're like, fuck it. Iran needs a new government.

34:14They got nukes. Iran has nukes. We have to go in there and liberate people of Iran. And we got to forget about the Epstein files. And then we're going to get rid of Pam Bondi. We're going to get rid of Noam. He's going to fire everyone. And he's going to fire everybody, by the way. Pambani's portrait was taken down at DOJ and taught in a trash bin soon after her firing. Isn't that nice? What's cool about the way that these people get fired is they're actually fired. They're fired. Their pictures are thrown in the trash. And that's the reason a lot of these people were hired to be fired. like a lot of the administration was hired so that he could then because they they will not invoke the 25th amendment on him they'll let him do what he wants and then he is going to turn around and fire them when he wants to when and if he like you know wants to and and he'll do it in a public way in a humiliating way even though he did kind of it was kind of a nice statement here but But, you know, let's see how long that lasts.

35:21And they say Kash Patel might be next. That's that his head is on the chopping block. Can you get up? You know, Iran hacked his, I guess, his email. And there's that dancing video. Can you get up that Kash Patel dancing video?

35:40He's next. I'm going to call that right now, and I could be wrong, but I think Kash Patel's not long for the White House. They're going to throw him out. He's not long for Washington. I could be wrong, but all of these people are going to be, by the way, by the midterms, a lot of them will be gone, and they'll all be, hey, these are the fall guys. We had a bunch of people in there that didn't do the right thing. Cash Patel, everyone, friend of the show. Take a look at this. By the way, not completely untalented. Take a look at the moves.

36:10What is this? Is this some type of ritual? This is the ritual. This is a ritual, by the way. Miriam Adelson is sitting in the corner, and she's judging his dance. Miriam Adelson, and she's holding up a number based on how good he's doing. And the better he does, it'll be started four, and then she'll be like six, then it'll be like nine. This seems like some type of ritual, some humiliation. This is the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, by the way. This isn't like an improv comedian or this isn't like an extra on Reno 911. This is the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation doing a dance.

36:56But by the way, not, and I believe it's a, is that a traditional Indian dance? I think so. It looks like a traditional Indian dance. Let's watch it again because I actually don't dislike it as a dance. I don't dislike this as a dance. and by the way it's not nothing because by the way i was i've danced i was on you know broadway shows not really broadway but whatever theater same thing not really but i can spin around like that but it's hard not to get dizzy and i i'm pretty light on my feet i can dance i'll tell you it's not easy and seeing his talent for dancing and i think they i think they saw this video and went, this guy's not going to find out who killed Charlie Kirk.

37:44There's no way. Play it again. They're looking at this video. I will never not play this, by the way. Yeah, this guy's not going to figure out who killed Charlie Kirk. Pretty good. He's doing like, yeah, it's not bad. He's acting it out. He's got the butt moving. Not bad at all. So what? So what? You got Nome with her fake tits, and you got this guy doing a traditional Indian dance in some hotel suite where God only knows who is watching and filming this, by the way. God only knows who is watching and filming this. How about conversion therapy for him? I mean, I don't know what. Can we convert him to, like, the head of the FBI, actually?

38:31Like, a serious person? Yeah.

38:39you know, I know that the Supreme Court has reversed a conversion therapy thing, which I think is pretty insane. Although I don't think, listen, if your kid is having gender things, should they be able to see a therapist and the therapist should be able to talk with them? And like the therapist shouldn't have to go your, you know, therapist should be able to work through things with kids without being, you know, it's like if you're five and you go, hey, I'm a girl, the therapist should be able to go, okay, like, let's work that out. Why do you feel like that? This, that, and the other thing. I don't think that therapy should be legally required to go.

39:10That's it. You're a girl. But I don't know that that's what was happening either. But this this whole idea that like gay people are going to go back to the closet and that women are going to not vote. I mean, it's just not none of this is realistic, but it's all the Republicans really have left because, you know, they've done nothing they said they were going to do. And now they're going to cut Medicare and all of these programs so that we can fund the military. And we're going to have like a$1.2 trillion military budget, which is the exact opposite of what they said they were going to do. And the administration of morality is led by a thrice married gambling tycoon, Christy Noem with her husband's fake tits.

39:50and then Kash Patel, who was like doing some like Bacha Bazi, like, you know, Afghan boy dance to please some warlord. I mean, I don't know what's going on over there. I don't know what's going on over there, but AOC is going to waltz right in and I'm going to pay 90 % of my money. It just is what it is. I've accepted it. I've accepted it. AOC is going to show up to my house every month and put a gun right in my mouth and take all of my money. And that's okay because I'm going to be in a turban and I don't give a shit. I'm going to be walking around in a full burka. that's where we're going. White House seeks$1.5 trillion for defense in new budget request.

40:25I mean, again, this is, they want to convert the country into a war economy. They've, this is what, this is what this whole thing was about. It was about winning so that they could hand all these government contracts to Palantir and all of these other companies and they could go and topple regimes all over the world and take their resources. And by the way, it's the last gasp of the American empire. This is it. This is the tipping point. We're being exposed a little bit in Iran. Iran's ability to hit our bases, I've said it before, but this has been shocking to people. I've spoken to smart people about this, and they're all pretty astounded at Iran's ability to fight back.

41:18Iran's been preparing for this for a very long time. And, you know, we always see ourselves as a military powerhouse, and we are to a degree, but this has not gone well. No one who is a serious person will tell you that this has gone well. It's exposed weaknesses in our intelligence, in our decision-making capability, in our overall military strategy with regard to Iran, this has exposed a lot of fault lines in the American empire's ability to maintain an empire, which it seems like it can't. It seems like it won't be maintaining an empire for much longer. But we're upping the military budget to$1.5 trillion and you won't have healthcare.

42:13You're not going to have childcare for your children. You're not going to have the money to go to college and learn how to be a nurse or a physical occupational therapist or, you know, you're not going to be able to have the money to put gas in your car to go to work and, like, feed your family. Instead, we want$1.5 trillion so that we can go around the globe toppling empires and trying to suck up their resources. And it's the complete opposite of what these people said. Here's Trump, by the way. And by the way, you can't ignore the Israel connection in this. You can't ignore Netanyahu. and you can't ignore the people that put Trump into office and the people that gave him lots of money.

43:12And here's Trump talking about that there's not going to be any more daycare or Medicaid because of the war. Because the United States can't take care of daycare. That has to be up to a state. We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. You got to let a state take care of daycare and they should pay for it, too. They should pay. They have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up. But it's not possible for us to take care of daycare.

43:52Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things, they can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal. It's the greatest con in history. By the way, it's the greatest con in history. I mean, truly. It's the greatest. It's the, and I don't say great in like a good way. It is truly the most successful con in history. It makes Enron look like a guy doing three-card Monty on the street. Anything that you can remember and identify as a complete and utter scam, this is the greatest con in history. To run as an America first and you're going to take care of America and then turn around and go, you know, all of these things, daycare, Medicare, Medicaid, we have nothing to do with that.

44:33we're fighting wars. That's what we're here to do. We're here to have a defense budget of 1.5 trillion. And we're here to fight wars. It is the greatest scam in history. You got to hand it to him. And I mean, truly, and not, you know, again, not like a, not in a moral way, but like, you got to hand it to him. This is the greatest about face in political history that I have really ever seen. It is the greatest scam. It has taken in people. I believe J.D. Vance, when he came on my show and said, we want to stay out of Middle Eastern wars, Donald Trump's first term did not have real, I mean, he killed Qasem Soleimani.

45:19I'm mispronouncing that, whatever. But he was not running all over the world and doing this. there's a lot of things about Trump's first term to criticize, but he was not doing this. So this is surprising to a lot of people. And by the way, it's surprising to me. And there's a lot of people, and I know no one, everyone's going to act like they're not surprised. I knew he was going to invade Iran. Nick Fuentes did. He's like the only one that did. So that kid is the only one who really called that this guy was going to go into Iran. If you had said to me, is this guy going to launch a preemptive war in Iran?

45:58I would have said no. I remember being on the phone with Barry Weiss the day he won. I was in Miami and I was on the beach and I, and I called her and we chatted briefly and it was just a very nice conversation. I said, what's this guy going to do? And she said, I think he's going to get rid of the DEI shit, which we all thought was stupid. And you know, he's going to get rid of the DEI stuff and he's going to like, you know, like restore some sense of, you know, sanity to a lot of like Biden era DEI, like that is totally like, you know, was pushing everyone in this country to the political extremes.

46:38And he was going to get the economy going and he was going to try to tackle inflation to some degree. And he was going to, this is, was the thought. Now, Barry might've known that there was another plan. She didn't share it with me. she might have known and I was sitting there in Miami on the phone going well yeah if he does that stuff great I said to her I said what do you think about gay marriage or this or that because no I don't think he's he's gonna like I don't think he's gonna roll back a lot of that stuff I think he's gonna go after the economy he's gonna go after the DEI stuff he's probably gonna pull a lot of the money out of Ukraine and cut some deal and she said um you know he's gonna he supports Israel.

47:20He's going to support Israel. And I said, okay, I, you know, at that point I was, you know, that was kind of expected. And I said to her, I was like, you think he's going to get a deal done in the Middle East? And she goes, yeah, because that's what he campaigned on. He would get a deal done in the Middle East. But I did not think truly that somehow he was going to launch a preemptive war in Iran. And then I didn't think we would be kind of losing it. Like, so like, by the way, drag me all you want, like for not being omniscient or not being clairvoyant. I had no idea. I had no clue that Iran was going to be able to blow military bases off the earth and we weren't going to defend them.

48:12I didn't know that our Gulf allies were going to get attacked and weren't really going to be able to do that much about it. I had no idea that this was going to go this poorly. I know Miriam Adelson gave him a lot of money. I know a lot of big donors gave him a lot of money. I know they wanted him to support Israel. The guy's always supported Israel. He's never not supported Israel. That was never a question. This was not a guy that identified with the plight of the Palestinians at any moment in his life. His daughter converted to Orthodox Judaism. His son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is deeply enmeshed in Israel.

48:47Like, that was all obvious, and it was known. But the idea that this was going to, he was going to back Israel into Iran and into Lebanon and into all of these places, truly is deeply psychotic. And the reason I didn't think it was going to happen was because I always thought there was some, even though he is an erratic figure, I really thought he listened to the market and he cared about money. I thought if there was erratic tendencies he had, they were governed somewhat by this idea that he was kind of a pragmatist in the sense of the economy and money and to see all of that kind of go out the window, because I never thought this guy was an ideologue, like this idea that he was like some ideological guy.

49:41I don't really think he was. I think he was a guy that like read Ann Coulter's book, Adios America. He's been a protectionist forever. He's always been into tariffs and he thinks the country's being ripped off or whatever. But he read Ann Coulter's book. This is the truth. This is how it happened. He read Ann Coulter's book. That was his biggest issue. People in America felt they were losing ground. They were financially. After Obama had left office, people had lost homes and people hadn't, you know, regained their economic footing. And he was able to kind of make that the central feature of his campaign, which was immigrating.

50:19He was not always the most eloquent about it, obviously, but he grabbed onto this idea of immigration and trade. And that really started to motivate people. and it was just basically this American nationalist ideal. He wasn't like a Christian nationalist. He'd been married multiple times. He's a gambling tycoon he owned. And he was a deeply flawed human being who admitted to it and said, I participated in the scam of this country forever and I know how it works. And that was really refreshing to hear because a lot of people were like, this guy's breaking the fourth wall. Dave Chappelle did a great monologue on SNL about it where he's like, when I heard him say that, I was like, God, this guy came out when they talked about Putin killing people.

51:02He goes, we kill a lot of people here too. No one had ever heard anything like this. I'm 41 years old. No one had ever said anything like this on television that was running for office. And by the way, barely anyone said anything that approximated that even in the media. Like that was like, you had to go to like a Barnes and Noble and buy a book that was like a totally like Howard Zinn book to hear anything like that for the most part. They weren't saying that on CNN and they weren't saying it on Fox News. They would debate the Iraq war. They would, whatever. They didn't like Bush. But what he was saying about the nature of the corrupt, you know, oligarchy that ran the country, nobody had said publicly.

51:46He then wins an election and then has a pretty, you know, other than the fact that there was like emotional terrorism every day of, you know, his tweets and people reacting to him and, you know, all of that. But the reality was even his detractors were like, well, the economy's pretty good. We're not in wars. He governed kind of like a 90s liberal, his first term. There was no, there was no, I mean, he did the Muslim ban. It was sloppy. It was reversed immediately. There was demagoguery of issues, but he wasn't like this, this psychopath that people had feared where it was like, we're going to be in a world war.

52:28This term is making up for that. This term, he's really like feeling himself. It's like, you know, somebody goes away in school and they get hot over the summer and then they come in, they got a whole new attitude. And you're Like, what happened to my friend? And now they're like, now I'm treating you like shit. I got hot. Somebody leaves. Your little chubby friend leaves school. They come back and get hot, and they don't want to sit with you anymore, and they don't give a fuck about you. In fact, they want to invade Iran. That's what it felt like. It felt like this person who people had identified with, not in the sense that they own their own plane, but in the sense that, like, he was saying things that people felt they couldn't say and people felt that nobody was allowed to say, which is like the people that run the show here are like hopelessly corrupt.

53:28And this second term has been the shit show, this unimaginable to almost to a point where I could almost, if I wanted to get really crazy here, I almost think it's, is it almost chaos by design? Is there an element of this here that is so crazy and so over the top? And are they trying to induce chaos by design? Are they getting ready? You know what I mean? Like it's so fucking insane that you have to wonder, is there some part of this that they feel is a necessary step to whatever comes next, and I don't know what that is, and I almost don't even want to think about what that could even be. But is that part of this?

54:24Is this, now, I don't want to, I don't want to,

54:32like, I don't want to, like, he's got a real motley crew of people around him that are, they run the gamut from incompetent to nefarious. That being said, even considering how, you know, clumsy and ham-fisted the rollout of all of these things has been, is there at some level, and I don't even know if there is, some method to this madness of complete chaos economically, you know, culturally in the streets? I guess there's some method to this where people are going to see this and take advantage of it. And that they see this as some necessary step to what comes next. And I don't know what that is, that AI governance?

55:37Is it let's get rid of people because their husbands put on fake tits and, you know, they're embarrassing and they lie and they're subject to blackmail and they, so are we just going to say, hey, how about AI governance? Because, you know, supercomputers and super intelligent beings, whatever, so, you know, are we going there? You know, is that the next step? Is the next step like a centralized Putin style, more autocratic step, which involves the AI? It's the digital control grid. And the way to usher people into that is to raise Is the level of chaos so that people are welcoming of this because it will be, by comparison, calmer?

56:34You'll lose all your rights. You won't be able to say anything. You won't be able to do certain things you used to be able to do. You're not starting a business, but you're not doing that now. You're not going to own a house, but a lot of people aren't doing that now. Is this the step before that next phase? I don't know. Is there something behind a lot of this that's even darker and more nefarious than the things that you're seeing? And I'm not trying to exempt how clueless somebody like Cash Patel is or Pam Bondi or whatever. But it's obvious that they're not running anything. You have to say, if you're an adult, you realize pretty quickly that a lot of that's a show.

57:28They're not running anything. Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, seems like an important job. Is it? She's at the mothership watching Kilton. Is it an important job? She didn't want the Iran war. What happened? She was against regime change. What happened? You know, this idea that Iran was not close to nuclear weapons. Well, if she's the director of national intelligence, who the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an important job. Is it? I have no problem with, like, her. Like, I've met her. Did I meet her? Maybe I didn't meet her. I don't know. I chatted with her, like, once over.

58:01She was promoting some book. She wanted to come on the show. But I don't know. She's the director of national intelligence. It's like a fake job. She, like, goes and reads, like, well, it is the president's job to decide who to attack and when. And that's all right. And then she's like in Hawaii doing, doing like a, you know, whatever hula dances or something, whatever. But is that a real job? Does anyone believe Kaj Patel's running the FBI? Does anyone believe that? Does anyone believe that any of these people are running anything? The small percentage of these institutions they're running are a mess because they're all idiots.

58:40But does anyone believe that they have like the actual power or like they're, they're fools? They're fools. It's like quite obvious. They're all there for the reason that they are incompetent, that they're like a collection of like state attorney generals and podcasters and Trump loyalists and sycophants and whatever. But like, are these people the architects of what's going on right now? Or is it worse? Is it something else? and this is being used and I don't know the answer. I'm just literally asking the question, is this the period of time where people are meant to lose faith in all government?

59:33Is that what this time is? Is this the time where we start to introduce things like the draft, We militarize the country. We turn it into a militarized economy. We start taking away people's rights to criticize that. Is this time that that all starts to happen? And the Democrats were going to have this guy die in jail. And they kept prosecuting him and they kept lumping cases. They gave him a choice, die in jail or become the president. and then a bunch of people showed up to mar-a-lago with a lot of money and said we're gonna put you in and what and what about this assassination attempt and what the hell was that nobody even knows he doesn't bring it up no one brings it up we don't know what the fuck's going on so i hope this is as bad as it gets i hope that it's just this level of incompetence that you've got a bunch of morons that he picked off television and that this we're all just watching a bad reality show that will end.

1:00:41That's the best case scenario is that you're watching a bad reality show that will end. The worst case scenario is that you're watching a bad reality show that's engineered to be a bad reality show. Because the next thing that's coming is going to be worse, but by comparison, you might think it's better. That's the scarier prospect. and I don't really know the answer. And if you don't like me asking that question, you can suck on my big, fat tits.