494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

32:37We'll cover it. We'll keep covering it. I don't know. I don't know. I can't. I don't have a huge. I don't have a huge opinion. On it, other than I will tell you this. If anyone believes, I'll just restate it again, that any of this will be unifying, they are insane. There will be no unifying moment where everyone, that doesn't happen. That's out of a movie. If they stage a fake alien invasion, it's to put everyone, it's martial law, and they know everyone's not gonna get unified. So if there is a fake alien invasion, It is probably what Stephen Greer said, where they're just trying to, everybody's going to fall in line quick.

33:22But make no mistake, that invasion will not be believable. It will be like watching a bad school play. It will be a horror. And you will watch it and go, I don't believe any of this. I think it's fake. And you'll look at your wife and go, I think it's fake, but they're probably going to put us in camp soon. That's what your wife will say. She'll be smoking a butt because everyone's smoking now, and she'll look at you and go, this is probably fake. And you'll go, yup. And you'll go, but I think they're going to put us in camp soon. I think that's what this is. Because it's going to look like the shitty opening ceremony of the Olympics.

34:02That's what it's going to look. If they do a fake alien invasion, it's going to be like Cirque du Soleil because it's going to be so over the top and ridiculous. And just know that if you're watching it, I'll be watching it with you. I'll be watching it from my home. You'll be watching it from yours. Just know that we'll be soon, we'll be in camps. Maybe I wouldn't have been in a camp, but I opened my fat mouth and insulted everyone in this fucking administration. So now I'll be in a camp now too. So just know that we're all going to be in camps if there's a fake alien, if there's no unifying moment and no one believes that there will be.

34:40And you're not even going to believe the event that puts you in the camp. You will not even believe it. It's going to be so bad. It's going to be B-movie level horror. It's going to be so bad that you're going to go,

35:00Tim Dillon:oh, this is kind of bullshit, huh? This is kind of bullshit. President Trump says he does not believe there is a link between the disappearance and deaths of multiple U.S. government scientists.

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38:15That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culture East. That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try on new food and suddenly it's like, wait. That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Kewpie mayo. It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say that's a huge mistake. Because this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Kewpie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor.

38:46It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers. Some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it. Restaurants use it. People who really care about flavor use it. Never tried it? Grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. In other news, and I hope you're all coming to this show, this Selling Sunset show, by the way. I really hope you're coming to the show.

39:18because it's going to be a spectacular, you know, this city needs a boost of self-esteem and it hasn't had one in a very long time. And I think that this show is going, and it's also, it's important for people to come out and celebrate what else is happening that isn't bad,

39:51Tim Dillon:that isn't home invasions and all of that. You know? Every day someone sends me another grainy ring cam photo of a home invasion. And I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I feel bad about these. but we are going to raise the spirits of people that are coming out. So if you are a victim of a home invasion, buy the ticket to this show. If your home burned down, buy the ticket to this show. If a loved one has died of a fentanyl overdose, buy the ticket to this show. If you are an actor or writer whose job has been eliminated, buy a ticket to this show. I'm telling you, it's worth the price of admission because you are going to be uplifted by the experience.

40:51Tim Dillon:If you are experiencing homelessness and you can buy a ticket to this show, come out to this show. All right, what else is going on here besides aliens that are fake? And maybe they're real, but we don't care. We don't care. We'll care when we're all watching a fake staged alien invasion that is not convincing, not well produced, and that is deeply suspect. And everyone's going to know it's fake. Your five-year-old's going to know it's fake. Your five-year-old's going to know it's fake. Iran war may cost, so far it's cost us$25 billion. Well, it's a small price to pay for freedom. It is. Do you want to live in a free country or not?

41:52I'm sick of the naysayers. It is a small price to pay for freedom. It is a small price to pay. $25 billion for the peace of mind. peace of mind to go to bed every night knowing that Iran has been attacked I don't know that they've been demilitarized or denuclearized really but just knowing they've been attacked that's what makes me happy I don't need all these quote unquote results just knowing that they've been attacked puts me at ease. I don't know what that's accomplished per se, but it doesn't matter. The fact that we've attacked them and will continue to makes me relieved. I'm relieved. I feel safer and better about most things in my life that Iran has been attacked.

42:59US asks to move Dark Eagle hypersonic missiles towards Iran. So here's the way I think it's going to play out. Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the alien thing is a pivot. We know we're fucked with Iran. That's not going to work. We couldn't beat Iran, but maybe we can beat fake aliens. Think about this. who cares about Iran if we can defeat hologram AI aliens that might be the pivot here that might be the pivot I know that I'm kind of kidding but maybe I'm not because we're not getting out of this this thing's not going our way and you know that you can feel it you can feel that it's not going our way You can feel that it's not working.

43:58You can feel that Trump wants out of it. You can feel it. This is not what he does. He's not a real fighter. He's like a shit talker. He's a casino kingpin. He's a reality star. And if you like reality stars, we're selling actually pretty well there at the Wiltern Theater. But that's what he does. This is not Patton. He's not a general. He's a reality star. He's a shit talker. He's very comfortable in that game. Late night, firing off tweets at Elizabeth Warren. That's his game. Talking shit with Mika and Joe. Morning Joe. He's comfortable doing that all day long. No, a rally? Forget it. Standing there for three hours talking, extemporaneously off the cuff.

44:54He's all in. And that's what he does. This is not where he shines. And he feels uncomfortable. You can tell he's not happy about this because this is not what he does. This is also further reason you can feel that he was really pushed into this. He felt like he had to do it for whatever reason. But there's no way that he wanted to do this because this is not where he lives. This is not what he's good at. It's not what he's good at. Trump's the guy who was like walked around a military base or I believe Walter Reed or it's an army hospital. And he was basically like, yeah, why do they do this? Like, because he doesn't get it.

45:35He's like, why would you go sacrifice for the country? He's like, don't you want to be rich, you get pussy? Like he didn't get it. He doesn't get it. Like that's who he is. So he's, this is not a place where he feels comfortable. This is not what he does. So the idea that he wanted to do this, I think he was sold on it he was sold on it but he didn't know what it was because he'd never done it everything was like kidnapping Maduro or you know we're going to kill Soleimani this Iranian general we're in light touch boom I destroyed ISIS whatever did he? one of them is running Syria it doesn't matter it's a light touch no one cares it's akin to reality TV because that's what he's the master of He's the master of creating a reality that's true enough.

46:30Tim Dillon:That's what reality TV does if you watch it. You know it's not real, but it's real enough. Yes, they're actually cunts on the Real Housewives show. Are they put in these situations and plied with alcohol? That is also true. Are these things arranged to make them more entertaining? Of course, you suspend disbelief, but it's true enough. The divorces are real. People don't like each other. You know, these things are true enough. And Trump lived in that world for a very long time. So basically, he's a master at creating a reality that has elements of truth. But the things that are glaringly untrue, you don't care because it's entertaining.

47:19because it's entertaining. So it doesn't matter. The components of the things that are provably untrue, like indisputably lies, he doesn't care. And neither do you because you're laughing, you're smiling. I can't believe he said that. It's entertaining. This is not a good show. That's the biggest problem here for DT. This is not a good show. and he knows it. He knows this is not a good show. Trump is well aware of why he is the president. He knows this country better than most people, maybe anyone. And it's not a nice thing. It's the line from the end of succession when Brian Cox looks at Jeremy Strong and goes, they're having dinner and he goes, I know things, not nice things.

48:12And that's why I turn a buck. I know things, not nice things. and that's why I turn a buck. Trump knows that when Zelensky was in the Oval Office and Vance and Trump were berating him, that was great TV. Trump knows when he said to Hillary, because you'd be in jail, that's great TV. This is the opposite of great TV. It isn't exciting. it's not nearly as engaging as it needs to be so what you have is a bunch of people that are checking out which he doesn't like they're tuning out they're turning it off and so when they turn it off you got to remember they go out into the world the gas prices are high the food prices are high.

49:13Why? This fucking war. But they're not watching his show anymore. So he cannot tell them exactly why things are the way they are. Because people are turning this shit off. They don't understand why it happened. It's embarrassing. Our military bases have been blown to smithereens. It's embarrassing. The limits of our military power have been exposed. It's embarrassing. People don't want to watch that show. That's not a feel good show. That's a terribly embarrassing and depressing show. So people go, I'm out. And Trump knows that. So he's doing these little things to try to get them back in. There's aliens now.

49:59Are you back watching? Can you come and watch again? There's aliens and they're under the water. Or even this, we're moving Dark Eagle hypersonic missiles towards our end. It's the final blow He keeps using words like that The final blow But there is no final blow So eventually people just turn it off

50:23Tim Dillon:It's like a soap opera You never see the last episode of a soap opera You turn it off You get sick of it You grow up You get a job You get a boyfriend Whatever What this has become for Trump is a total unending nightmare, and he's in this weird stalemate where no one's really doing anything, and he keeps, like, threatening. Now, hopefully, he just keeps threatening, and we never go back in there. Hopefully, nothing even happens. Hopefully, this trade opens up, things normalize, everybody apologizes, whatever. Seems unlikely, but that's kind of what needs to happen, and he just keeps tweeting final blow.

51:08You know, truth socially, final blow. It's the final blow is coming. This is the first time that I have watched Trump

51:17Tim Dillon:where it feels boring. And when I say that, I don't mean to take away from the horrific loss of life, by the way. I'm not taking away from that. None of that's boring, obviously. It's a terrible tragedy. Trump himself seems to be over it He doesn't want to do this anymore He's stuck in a web If we pull out now It's an admission to the world That America's military might I believe a lot of people look at that And say it's been greatly overstated and that we're not going to make commitments to our allies. We're not going to make commitments to the things we say are important, right? So he doesn't feel like he can do that.

52:12Tim Dillon:But also this final blow, a world war, dropping a nuke, all of this isn't possible. The generals have told him we can't do the things you want to do. Now, no one told him this at The Apprentice. Everyone was pretty much like, yeah, what do you want to do? Yeah, we can do that. We'll find a way to do that. We'll find a version of that that will be okay. It'll be true enough. It'll be true enough. And that can't happen here. So they have to start with the aliens. They have to start with the aliens. There's nothing they can really do now. Now, he's stuck and it sucks. And more than that, he knows he's losing eyeballs.

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55:03Hey, what's up guys? It's Haley Bailey. Okay. I need to tell you about something. I just got YouTube premium. It's got tons of awesome features like offline downloads, so I can download my favorite videos before I travel and watch them whenever I don't have Wi-Fi because we all know airplane Wi-Fi is the worst. I get ad-free, I get backroom play, and there's like a ton more in there. You should try it. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Try it now for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Hi, I'm Sean Evans from Hot Ones, and I want to tell you about YouTube Premium.

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56:17It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say that's a huge mistake. Because this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Kewpie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers. Some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Chefs use it. Restaurants use it.

56:50People who really care about flavor use it. Never tried it? Grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Kupi, the original Japanese mayonnaise. So what he's trying to do, he's thinking about legacy.

57:03Tim Dillon:He's trying to build this ballroom. We're going to play this in a minute. where he's basically going, hey, guys, we need this ballroom. Some teacher from Caltech who seemed to be completely sane, but I guess had a mental break and believed he could run through the hotel where they were doing the White House Correspondents' Dinner with a weapon. This is, again, a mechanical engineer at Caltech, who you would think would realize, who went to Caltech, it was a teacher who had realized that running into a ballroom with a weapon is suicide's death. Now they're saying he might not have fired his weapon.

57:42Tim Dillon:I don't know if they're looking at forensics or whatnot.

57:48But I don't know what happened.

57:50Tim Dillon:I get it. Whatever. I'm not saying it's a false flag or whatever. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying this is what happened. A mechanical engineer, not a lunatic, not like a psychopath, like a kind of functioning, productive member of society decided, I'm going to write a manifesto and grab a gun and run into the Hilton. And maybe, you know, maybe that's exactly what happened. Maybe that's 100 % what happened. Here he is. This is Cole Allen. Yeah. Is this like a little interview he gave? Yeah, this was a couple of years ago. He was on ABC's seven story. And listen, people snap. My mother was a schizophrenic.

58:38I'm aware of the fragility of mental health. It happened over many years. It wasn't like one day we noticed and went, oh, this crazy bitch. It happened over a while. But this guy snapped. Here he is. Let's listen to him. This is Cole Allen. Cole Allen developed a prototype for a wheelchair emergency break.

58:58College student Cole Allen developed a prototype for a wheelchair emergency brake. The wheelchair brakes tend to lock the wheels but don't actually lock the chair to the ground. The idea with this is to prevent it from moving at all. Recent Aging into the Future conference held by St. Barnabas Senior Services and the Eisner Foundation offered a test run on products that have the potential to enrich the lives of seniors. 14 different tech startups got to present to over 350 people in the hopes of getting their projects into some sort of senior health facility.

59:36Tim Dillon:All right, so he was trying to get an emergency brake on a wheelchair. And then, you know, a couple of years later, he's running through the ballroom with a gun. He's trying to get into the ballroom with a doing the White House Correspondence Center. Here it is. Here's a video of this.

59:57he's running through the metal detector. You'll see him in a second.

1:00:05Here he comes.

1:00:13Okay.

1:00:13Tim Dillon:Well, you know, so now, now this underscores the need for a ballroom with the, with the many subterranean layers in a, like a command center as well. So here's Trump talking about the ballroom. He's now building a ballroom, and this will be a great part of his legacy, I believe. Here he is talking about the ballroom. I'm building a safe ballroom, and one of the reasons I'm building it is exactly what happened last night. We're building a room right there. If you walk out and move 20 yards to the left, you'll be right at the entrance to the ballroom, and that ballroom is being built on the safest piece of property in this country, probably one of the safest pieces of land in the world.

1:01:01And this has bulletproof glass. This is the highest level of security. Also, very importantly, I could have built suites on top.

1:01:09Tim Dillon:I could have done a lot of things. Here's the other thing. I don't really hate the ballroom aesthetically. I know a lot of people don't like the ballroom aesthetically. I don't hate it aesthetically. I really don't hate it aesthetically I think that it is a nice ballroom I mean truly like it is actually nice do I think it's the best use of taxpayer money I don't know probably not but I do think it's a nice ballroom I do want to say that because I know people listen I do think it's a nice ballroom and I do think it would kind of be a nice ballroom if you were going to watch a fake alien invasion, you'd want to do it from that ballroom.

1:01:57Tim Dillon:You'd absolutely want it because it's bulletproof glass. Now you'd think, well, the aliens would find a way around that. Probably not. Probably not. You build a secure ballroom. You build a secure ballroom. I don't care who these aliens are or where they live in the center of the earth or under the water. They're not getting through that ballroom. He built a safe But it's a secure ballroom Also there's aliens that are going to kill you tonight Do you see how it all works? And you're supposed to not go insane The ballroom is secure The alien bases are under the water We have interdimensional Time traveler demons But the ballroom is secure Because there's bulletproof glass You see?

1:02:43Tim Dillon:Doesn't it all make sense? Doesn't it all add up to anyone? It all adds up were being supervised by higher intelligent races of interdimensional time-traveling demons. But when they see bulletproof glass in this ballroom, they're not going to fuck around. Why would they fuck around? They're not stupid. They happen to have the power to travel here from a distant planet or hop dimensions or whatever. They probably have technology that far exceeds anything we have, but a bulletproof glass ballroom is a universal symbol in the universe. It's a universal symbol in the universe that people know not to fuck around when they see a ballroom like this.

1:03:30Tim Dillon:They're not going to fuck around. So all of this is happening at once. There's the importance of the ballroom because it has bulletproof windows and it's a beautiful design. And he could have put sweets on top, but he didn't. And also, just as an aside, we have demons that are jumping through different dimensions that are in a war with each other, but also, you know, are, you know, are afraid of the ballroom. They don't want to fuck around. They're not going to get through bulletproof glass windows in the ballroom. No, thanks. so just put all of that in your head hold it all in your head at once and try not to go insane it's like a fun it's like a fun game show where every few hours someone tells you something else and you try not to go insane that's what our whole country has become now every five minutes someone whispers something in your ear and you try not to go insane because nothing relates to anything else.

1:04:39Tim Dillon:In fact, everything's kind of contradictory. If we're on the verge of figuring out that we have all these alien things, what the fuck's a ballroom gonna do? You'd think that, right? No, nope, nope. All we need is a solid ballroom. In fact, that's how we fight the alien. You remember all those alien movies where you build the ballroom? If you build it, they will come. That's the ballroom. That's what they mean, the fucking ballroom. That's what they mean. They're not going to attack a ballroom. They have class. So all of this is happening at once, and your job is to try to not go insane. It's the new game show called Try to Not Go Insane, We Dare You.

1:05:25Tim Dillon:We dare, try to not lose your mind, we dare you. Hypersonic Dark Eagle missiles going to Iran, demons in the earth, and the ballroom's got bulletproof glass windows. Gas is going up. Try not to lose your mind. We dare you. So all of these news stories just float in and out. And then in two weeks, by the way, no one will talk about the aliens, by the way. Because that's every story, by the way, the Cole Allen thing's done, that's done. Assassination attempt number three is done. Assassination one and two, no one understood they're done Epstein's done everything just moves on and you have to move along with it so basically in a couple of weeks maybe not even they're just going to go yeah there's aliens around what do you want shut up there's no focus there's no attention span it's all good television to Trump except the Iran war which is not good television and he's keenly aware of that but this entire thing's just good TV and you're supposed to sit there and you passively watch it and you go out, you get your shitty job and you have less money than you did the year before and your kids have bleaker prospects than they did two years ago and they'll have bleaker prospects than they do two years from now.

1:06:50Tim Dillon:You'll have probably less money and less job security than you do two years from now. You'll have less disposable income. you're not going to be able to help your kids buy a house you're not going to be you may not be able to help them you know if they get hurt in a car accident God forbid because you've lost health care your health insurance they're no longer covered whatever you don't have the liquid capital the physical money to help them but the government has now become 24 hour reality TV that you're supposed to watch. I mean, let's get up Erica Kirk, please, too. Let's take this. Let's watch Erica Kirk here.

1:07:37Tim Dillon:Is this the fake one? We got to get the real one. That is funny, though.

1:07:47I mean, this woman, just be less famous.

1:07:51Tim Dillon:There's a very easy answer for whatever this woman's problem is. be less famous. You can be less famous. Like that's allowed legally. You can be less famous. Take a beat. You're oversaturating. I've seen this before. I've seen A-listers go down the tubes because they don't know when to stop shoving themselves down people's throats. Take a beat. Take a minute. Regroup. Grab your team. And by team, I mean children. And go make up dinner or something. The woman won't stop. And then she gets mad that people keep making fun of her. It's because she won't go away. You can be a bit less famous. Go on.

1:08:40Tim Dillon:Erica Kirk, friend of the show. That nothing will ever be enough for the evil in this world. Our country has become unrecognizable. Because of the aliens? They have converted the truth to the point that they motivated the murder of my husband. They have continuously tried to assassinate the president. And anyone who stands in their way is labeled hateful, racist, fascist, and every other trigger word that is grossly dishonest. We want the best for our country. They don't. She doesn't. All right. Just pause it. she doesn't have to do this. Like, take up this mantle. You know, it's getting to a point where, you know, I feel bad for this woman.

1:09:29Tim Dillon:I really do. You know, what happened to her husband was horrible. I mean, I don't know her. I've never met her. I know people that know her. Some of them like her. Some of them think, you know, I don't know what's going on. Some of them are confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. I don't know what's going on. I don't know why she's choosing to continually be everywhere. She's like everywhere. Like, you got to take a minute. Take a minute. Take a minute. Slow it down. I'm not telling you to stop. Slow it down. Slow it down. That's the great lesson here. Slow it down. Take a beat. Take a minute.

1:10:15Tim Dillon:Take a breather. this is a full court press. We don't need it. We don't need it because if you put yourself out there, people are going to go, listen, you're a political figure now. People are attacking her. Because the woman, this is not the way I've seen anyone personally grieve. Personally. I've never seen anyone grieve. I'm not judging the way people grieve. I mean, I guess I am. But people grieve in different ways. I've never seen this way. That's all. I'm allowed to say that. I'm allowed to say it. By the way, not being mean to her, not saying what happened wasn't horrible. I have personally never seen a human being grieved this way.

1:11:01Tim Dillon:I've seen people grieve many different ways, never this way. That's all. That's all I'm saying, that I've never seen a person grieve in this particular way. hey, this strain of grief is new to me. That is also why I'm adjusting to it. I think America's adjusting to it. And I think her beef with people is that we're not adjusting quickly enough to her way of grieving. We've just never seen this one before. This is a new one. Give us a minute with this. Let us adapt to this. Let us adapt to this way of grieving and if it's her way to do it, it's her way to do it. Far be it from me. I'm not trying to take away what she needs to do.

1:11:48Tim Dillon:I think people need to do what they need to do. And if this is what she needs to do, that's fine. I'm just personally confused. And I'm, you know, a little shocked. And it feels a little bad taste. That's all. That's all I'm going to say. doesn't make her a horrible person. It's just a new way to grieve. We're all learning together what she needs in the moment. Free advice. As always, give advice free on the show. I do like you to pay me money in other ways, but free advice to her. Take a minute. Take some time off. Take some time. We all need it. Take some time off and then return with whatever you want.

1:12:41Tim Dillon:I don't care what you do. Write a book. Do a one-woman show. Go on tour. I don't care. If I'm her, I'm popping up again around Christmas. I'm taking the summer and a lot of the fall. She's not going to want to pop up around Halloween. That's the devil's holiday to her. You pop up around Christmas. You pop up around Christmas. A lot of this will be probably forgotten. God only knows where we'll be as a country at that point. And you can just come back. It's fine to come back, but you need to go away to come back. The people will be excited if you give it a minute. Go away, and then when you come back, it'll be exciting and fun, and people will forget about a lot of this behavior that they're confused by.

1:13:29Tim Dillon:So just do that. It's free advice to her, a friend of the show. truly I don't know what's going on that's really what that's a theme of all things never met the woman feels very odd to me the whole thing the whole thing feels odd I guess there'll be a trial with Tyler Robinson and we'll all be convinced of his guilt right? I guess that's gonna happen and I guess when that happens fine I don't know that he didn't do it 100 % It smells off. It feels off for sure. And I'm not saying she whacked the guy. I'm just saying I'm sure there'll be a trial and everything will be put to bed and to rest and we'll all be satisfied with the results.

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