In short
Tim Dillon riffs on (1) a “hantavirus cruise” news story, (2) his broader take on social media/Meta’s decline, and (3) “iPad babies”/early screen time and the idea of using GLP-1 drugs for toddlers.
Guest backgrounds
No named guests appear in the transcript. The only “guests” referenced are Selling Sunset cast members and a Swedish doctor, plus news clips (David Muir, Sky News, WHO), but they are not interviewed on the show in this excerpt.
Key claims
Real estate agents are “liars” (useful for clients). Meta/Facebook is “radicalizing” older users and may be declining due to lawsuits over harmful algorithmic design. Cruises are “floating toilets,” and a hantavirus outbreak is framed as the consequence of going on cruises. Parents should stop judging screen time for under-fives and may need to use iPads as a “survival skill.” He argues kids will be “literate online,” and jokes that GLP-1s could address toddler obesity and constipation.
Notable examples
Selling Sunset cast at a Netflix is a Joke festival; a reported Atlantic cruise hantavirus outbreak with “at least 30” tracked passengers and “three” deaths; claims about children under two using screens up to eight hours daily; “Poop Cruise” documentary reference.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOThe Selling Sunset Experience
0:54 to 2:28
Tim recounts his experience interviewing the Selling Sunset cast and the theatrical elements of the show.
“So the women from the show didn't speak that much.”
Reflections on the Real Estate Industry
2:28 to 4:36
A humorous critique of real estate agents and their profession, emphasizing their role in the industry.
“And my costume designer in LA, she's one of the most talented people.”
Changing Times and Real Estate Shows
4:36 to 8:02
Tim discusses how changing perceptions about home ownership affect the appeal of real estate shows.
“We must be introspective and look inside.”
The Rise and Fall of the Metaverse
8:02 to 13:05
An analysis of the metaverse concept and why it failed to capture public interest despite its initial hype.
“But you go, well, I own a house and I'm watching other people sell nicer houses, but I'm, or I could dream of owning a house.”
Critique of Tech Giants
13:05 to 14:00
Tim shares his thoughts on tech moguls, particularly Jeff Bezos and the implications of their actions.
Jeff Bezos: A Supervillain Perspective
14:00 to 16:00
Explore Tim's views on Jeff Bezos as a modern supervillain and his need for validation.
“when it's time to go to the Met Gala that's now owned by a true lunatic, Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht.”
The Decline of Facebook and Meta
16:00 to 19:00
Discussion on the decline of Facebook and Meta's impact on society and mental health.
“Just to give you a refresher course of what the metaverse was.”
Social Media's Impact on Older Generations
19:00 to 22:20
Analysis of how social media, particularly Facebook, affects older people's lives.
“and that that could be irreversible and that that era of the internet might be ending and it will take a while.”
Social Media's Impact on Older Generations
23:58 to 24:50
Analysis of how social media, particularly Facebook, affects older people's lives.
“Save online, in-store, and at over 22 ,000 restaurants.”
The Aging and Social Media Crisis
25:55 to 28:00
A critical look at how technology impacts the aging population and their mental state.
“Can you get up the average age of a Facebook user?”
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The Insanity of Aging in the Digital Age
28:00 to 31:15
Explore how technology impacts the mental state of the elderly.
“there's clearly an AI video of a crocodile eating someone and they're like, that's why you never, you got to respect animals, the power of an animal.”
Children and Screen Time: An Emerging Crisis
31:16 to 35:34
Discuss the rise of screen time among toddlers and its implications.
“But my mother was in one of them and died in one of them.”
Parenting in a Digital World: Challenges Ahead
35:35 to 42:00
Analyze the challenges parents face in raising children in a tech-driven environment.
“Most likely, your children are going to be obese, short-sighted, and have language delay.”
Parenting in the Digital Age
42:00 to 46:02
Explore the challenges and realities of modern parenting with technology.
“Because you don't want to say, my toddler got gastropariasis, we forgot the fiber, and my toddler's stomach exploded.”
The Hantavirus and Cruise Culture
46:02 to 50:17
Discuss the risks associated with cruises and the Hantavirus outbreak.
“These kids aren't getting away from the screens.”
Cruise Ship Horror Stories
50:26 to 56:00
Delve into the dangers of cruises and the implications of disease outbreaks.
“My mother used to talk about Hantavirus.”
Cruise Ship Hantavirus Rant
56:00 to 58:38
Discussion on the dangers of cruising during a Hantavirus outbreak.
“Hantavirus is rare, but serious illness usually spread through contact with rodents or their waist.”
Response to Hantavirus Statement
58:38 to 1:02:31
Reactions and critiques of a passenger's statement about the outbreak.
“I am serious when I say that you can't take a cruise and then bring like a plague back.”
Call for Drastic Measures
1:02:31 to 1:10:02
Discussion on extreme measures regarding the cruise ship and its passengers.
“And what's happening right now is very real for all of us here.”
Hantavirus Ship Discussion
1:10:02 to 1:11:50
Tim discusses the extreme measures that should be taken regarding the Hantavirus ship.
“And by the way, I don't know if this shows up immediately.”
Final Thoughts and Call to Action
1:11:51 to 1:13:16
Tim expresses a darkly humorous take on the situation, suggesting how to handle it.
“I can't believe the government's doing this to us.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Hi, I'm Sean Evans from Hot Ones, and I want to tell you about YouTube Premium. It has offline downloads, so you can watch without Wi-Fi. Background play, so you can lock your phone and it still plays, baby. Oh, and it is completely ad-free. Yes, I said it, ad-free. Try YouTube Premium for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. Trial eligibility varies, terms apply, cancel anytime. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you all for coming out to my show at the Netflix is a joke festival in Los Angeles at the Wiltern Theater where I interviewed the cast of Selling Sunset dressed as John Wayne Gacy.
0:48And it was a great moment for everyone. It was fun. It was a fun show. So the women from the show didn't speak that much. And Jason Oppenheim, who owns the brokerage, to his credit, tried to answer some of the questions. And I like him. At one point I said, are your clients worried about security? And he said, yes. He goes, in fact, the other day I went to go to a house and they wouldn't even let me in because that's how secure it was. And I went, they wouldn't let you in? And he goes, no, well, they let me in. I was like, oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up. And he laughed. He goes, yeah.
1:39And that's what, that's what a good real estate agent does. A good real estate agent is a liar. Sorry. You want them lying for you. but that's what they do and I respect that I respect the profession always have and they came on the show now we did a show where it was like a theatrical kind of Broadway show if you were on math you know we interviewed a food delivery robot we had a choir of people that came out dressed as unhoused people and sang Landslide we had you know we had like a woman come out who pretended to lose her house in the Palisades fire. We had fun. And we might do more things like that because they're fun.
2:28And my costume designer in LA, she's one of the most talented people. You know, there is a lot of talent here. Not so much on the screen. But behind the scenes, there's a lot of talent. Like, there's still really creative people who love what they do. And this woman is one of them. And she did this photo shoot. I didn't even know what was happening. They did these professional photos of me dressed up in like this John Wayne Gacy kind of drag Joker costume that she made. And it was unbelievable. And she brought in all these, you know, really high level gay makeup artists and photographers. Were they on meth?
3:11Who cares? It doesn't matter. They're working. It's a work drug. And they were blasting music. Dick and I felt very cool. We did it. It was a whole photo shoot. It was very fun. And they do very high level people. I didn't even know it was happening, but it was exciting and fun. And they were, they're the funnest people I met. We're the, we're the makeup meth people. They're like fun. And then everyone else, you know, the Netflix festival, you just, you see a lot of comics you haven't seen in a while, which is fun. But then you're just inundated with, you know, the business, the industry. It's gross.
3:43It's gross. It's desperate. It's sad. It's gross. It's grotesque. Truly. And it's a lot of this. It's a lot of, ha, hey, hi, hi. It's a lot of that. And, but it was a fun thing to do. It was a fun thing to do. Was, you know, was Netflix thrilled with everything I said on the stage? We don't know. We don't know. I'm sure, I'm sure everyone takes it everyone takes criticism in stride. Even Netflix. I've had a relationship with Netflix. But Netflix, like everyone, like myself, has good and bad in them, right? It's complex. It's not just amazing and great and that's it. We must be introspective and look inside.
4:42So I imagine that was the message. I delivered it in a fun kind of theatrical way. I don't think there's any problem there. But it was a fun thing. We'll do more things like that, I think, because it was fun to do something strange and weird. And it had a lot of moving parts and different components. And, you know, the Selling Sunset cast, I don't think they knew what was going on. And one of them I asked, you grew up in the UK? And she said, yes, I did. I grew up in Paris. They don't know. I don't know what they really know what's happening. Brie, I liked a lot. And she's one of the OGs and she's still on the show.
5:26And she laughed at every joke because she's Nick Cannon's ex or current. I don't know, whatever. It's not my business, but she was great. And, but there's a lot of the women there, you would try to just, you know, they wouldn't really answer a lot of the questions. I asked one woman, I said, do you know any poor people? And she said, no. And I said, that's okay. that's okay because everyone judges her for that in society that she doesn't know any poor people but she probably doesn't like them and that's her choice it's hard to meet poor people if you're rich and no one talks about that by the way it's true it's hard to meet poor people if you're rich You gotta go out of your way To meet a really poor person If you're rich Like I mean if you're rich rich Not if you like made money in comedy After being a bum forever Like I did Then a lot of people you know Don't have any money It doesn't matter But if you're someone that You know works in real estate And you're hot And you're whatever And you're You can't just meet a poor person That's not the way it works And then if you meet a poor person It's weird to bring the poor person around as a rich, hot real estate agent who sells houses or whatever.
6:43I don't know if they actually sell houses either. But it doesn't matter. Does anything matter? I think I said to them, I'm like, you guys don't really sell houses. I mean, they didn't even defend. They didn't even go, no, we sell houses. I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters if the audience knows they don't sell the houses. I don't think people watch the show because they sell houses. And the audience was so vicious to these people. When they would talk, the audience would go, shut the fuck up. People from the mezzanine, the balcony would scream at them, shut the fuck up. Because people now, you know, that show got debuted in 2019.
7:30It was just pre-pandemic. That show was from a time when people believed that they could own a house. They never believed that they could own some crazy modern mansion in the Hollywood Hills. But they said, I could get a little house, a cabin somewhere. I'm in the game. And when you're in the game, you can, you know, there's the escapism of watching a real estate show where these women pretend to sell these high-end properties because you can enjoy it. It's silly and there's drama. They fight with each other, whatever. But you go, well, I own a house and I'm watching other people sell nicer houses, but I'm, or I could dream of owning a house.
8:12It's realistic that I own a house. But now that owning a house has become incredibly tough, I think that era of entertainment, that era of voyeurism is actually going to decline. I don't think people are going to have an appetite anymore to watch shows where, like, attractive... And by the way, I could be wrong. It's my prediction. I don't think people are going to have an appetite to watch shows where hot women walk around mansions and pretend to sell them. I think eventually people are going to go, we've had enough of this shit. This is a relic from another era. We can't even imagine owning something and we're pissed about it, and rightfully so, and we're not going to watch these bitches walk around in six-inch heels on a marble floor.
9:16It takes on a new meaning when people are fucked. You know, so I think But I do appreciate them coming on And they were lovely people backstage They were very nice They didn't answer the questions, that's fine Doesn't matter, they tried At one point I said, just name An area of Los Angeles that you like Can you do that? Just name, you don't even have to like it Just name an area of Los Angeles And let's discuss that And we'll release clips of this But it was difficult for them And, and, but it was still nice that they came. And, you know, a lot of things are changing. I read this article in the New York Times.
9:58You can grab this, that Meta, which is this mega company owned by Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, Instagram, you know, they dumped 80 billion, I think, into this metaverse idea. I think it was billion. That sounds high. It might've been million, but it is a, it's on Drudge. It's in the Times. It might've been 80 billion. there was a time during the NFT craze where people would come up to me and say, you have to be the first comedian in the metaverse. And I said, what do you mean by that? They said, well, pretty soon, we're just going to live in a virtual world completely. And instead of performing for 300 people or 3 ,000 people or whatever, you're going to perform for 50 ,000 people or 100 ,000 people or a million people in the metaverse because the metaverse is going to be the digital world we all inhabit.
11:00You'll have these glasses and you're not going to go meet your friends at a restaurant. You're going to meet them in the metaverse. And people are going to watch comedy in this digital world. And now, of course, it sucked. everything we saw that came out of the metaverse you'd have an avatar and you'd be this avatar get something up about the metaverse where we can kind of look at it like the uh concept the proof of concept for it it was like you know it's this strange thing where you'd have an avatar and you'd live in this completely digitized digital world and people really believed that that was like going to happen.
11:46It was like on the cusp of happening. But again, this was the height of the NFT craze, the mania. This is when people in Miami are showing you their phone and going, look, I just paid$10 ,000 for this. It was a squiggly line. That I just paid$10 ,000 for this squiggly line. I knew people who flipped NFTs, meaning they bought them and then sold them for more money and they made like$2 million. And these were inherently worthless pieces of shit Many of them, you know, there's non-fungible tokens on the blockchain And da-da-da-da-da It's a way to show ownership I own this, it's mine, I can prove that I own it And a lot of these things were, some of them were artistic Some of them were cool, a lot of them weren't So the metaverse was an outgrowth of this idea is that, well, you know, we're all eventually just going to inhabit this reality.
12:43And we're going to inhabit this reality because there's a pandemic and the world is gross and it's dangerous and there's riots and there's crime, but not in the metaverse. In the metaverse, it's all good. So let's watch a little bit of this thing here. But again, the metaverse was doomed. And maybe in 10 years or sooner, we're all living in the metaverse but but it never caught on it just never happened but here's a little something on that imagine you put on your glasses or headset and you're instantly in your home space it has parts of your physical home recreated virtually it has things that are only possible virtually and it has an incredibly by the way just stop it for a minute this freak this freak is so he disturbs me on such a guttural level and he makes my skin crawl and no offense you know me I don't try to be offensive on the show there's something about him Bezos at least I kind of get because he's a real psychopath he's on a big yacht him and his wife bought the Met Gala which a bunch of my comedian friends a tweet, you know, all day about how, you know, white men suck, seem to throw those morals away when it's time to go to the Met Gala that's now owned by a true lunatic, Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht.
14:09He's a genuine Bond supervillain. But there's something about Bezos. I kind of, I don't know if I would say I like it, but there's something honest about Bezos. He's like, I'm on a super yacht. I got this, my wife. We have a big wedding in Italy. We invite every famous person we know. We are, you know, Bezos seems like a guy. There's maybe some insecurity there. Whatever it is, he desperately wants to prove to you that he's the coolest person that's ever lived. And, you know, is that disgusting? Sure. But you know what it is. and I think now truly in life it's not about whether you agree or disagree with someone I was thinking about this the other day and it's not about whether you think they're good or bad do you know what they are I think this is becoming the real question and the real concern and the real way to evaluate people forget good or bad forget the morality forget just for a minute and just do you know what they are?
15:21Do you get where they're coming from? Are they reliably consistent? Whatever. And a guy like Jeff Bezos, I think you kind of understand that. This guy feels like someone who's really trying to be a human being. He's doing his best. He's occasionally succeeding. But it just, something is deeply unsettling. But let's continue here. Mark Zuckerberg, friend of the show. incredibly inspiring view of whatever you find most beautiful. Hey, are you coming? Yeah, just got to find something to wear.
16:03All right, perfect.
16:08Oh, boy. Oh, hey, Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hi. What's up, Mark? Whoa, we're floating in space? Who made this place? It's awesome. Right? Okay, so, all right, kill this. Just to give you a refresher course of what the metaverse was. Now, find this article here where it is, his New York Times article about Facebook dying. Meta dying, which owns Facebook. It's on Trudge. And, you know, I read this article today, and they make the point that nothing on the internet dies overnight, even Yahoo and AOL and things like that. They still function. They still have people that use them. You know, Facebook.
16:48I don't know anyone on Facebook. We can sell a lot of tickets on Facebook. We post probably content from the show on Facebook. Facebook's now settling lawsuits with people because it's now proven that Meta's algorithm has, you know, driven people, I think, to kill themselves and stuff. I think that's what's going on. that the algorithm has focused on negativity and it has incentivized and encouraged the type of behavior that has led people to have serious psychological conditions. So they're settling some lot. Like we all know someone who's gone insane on social media. We all know that. You all have an aunt.
17:38We've all existed in this world long enough To know someone Who has genuinely become a schizophrenic On social media We know that person We know someone who at one time was fun And who is now a schizophrenic And that's sad And I don't know what can be done about it But we know that That exists So what I was talking about before, in March, the company, Meta, alongside YouTube, lost a bellwether lawsuit alleging that its addictive design choices triggered anxiety, depression, and body image issues in a teenager. Waiting in the wings are over 100 ,000 similar cases seeking claims in the tens of billions of dollars.
18:32Also, you know, people have talked about foreign influence campaigns using Meta, misinformation campaigns using these sites or whatever. So this article in the Times is basically saying that although Meta is still doing very well in the sense that they've made a lot of money, there's a few key markers that show that the company itself is beginning to decline. and that that could be irreversible and that that era of the internet might be ending and it will take a while. And one wonders what comes next, but there's a quote here, there's a grim satisfaction in watching this organization hoist with its own petard.
19:19This is the company that profited from trafficking and lies. It tunes its algorithms to boost hatred and division that stole our data and used it against us that created the culture of toxic meme. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever. So this is in the New York Times. And what they're saying here is they go, well, if Facebook dies, maybe things get better. And the New York Times, like, it could be a heartening turn in our national conversation. And they said TikTok traffics more in inspirational content. I don't know what algorithm on TikTok they're on, by the way. They go TikTok traffics in more inspirational content.
19:57I don't know where they're at. They go prom videos are currently trending Okay But What's interesting about this To me like kind of reading this article Is Imagining what comes Next Because there was that And it seems to be like Are young people fighting about politics on the internet? it doesn't seem to be that they are in the way that older people are. That feels to me like something that, as a younger friend of mine who helped out with the show recently, said old heads do. It doesn't feel like that's a, like, the people I know who have the most active social media presence are older. and that seems odd.
21:00It seems like it should be the other way around, that younger people should be the ones on social media using it for whatever reasons to make change or whatever, but it seems to be like older people that are bored and all they care about is this and this is now where they live. Like, that is their metaverse. Like, he has created that. They don't need the goggles. They're already there. They're already there, Mark. You did it. You kind of did it. My aunt's already there. She's locked in. I don't know that she needs to be in a digital world. You've already created this space where people are able to basically just fight about things that don't really affect them for the rest of their lives until their bodies are riddled with cancer and they die.
21:54That's how old people live now. old people, however you want to talk about our country, a lot of people that aren't from America are like, they visit here and they go, it's an abomination what you do to your old people. You stick them in homes, you kick them out of the house. They would never do that in Japan. They go, we all live together. We respect our elders. They die in their beds. We ship them to nursing homes. There's fight clubs. People pee on them or whatnot. It's bad. But whatever you think about that, old people now, the last years of their life, meaning where they still have, before they're completely bedridden and they're going out.
22:41Mark Zuckerberg has stolen the last 10 years of your mother's life before she got to mention Alzheimer's. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen that. The last 10 years of grandma's life Where's grandma? She's on Facebook She's drunk And she's fighting with someone she's never met And that's how people get old now They get old on the internet And they spend their golden years The last years on this planet Where they still have moving legs and they can still walk. They spend it shut in their home, on Facebook, talking about Iran. That's what Mark Zuckerberg's created. He's driven your parents insane and he's given them a place where they're incentivized to actually get crazier.
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26:13And I don't know how they calculate these averages either.
26:18That's not true. This is such a lie. They go, as of early 2026, the largest demographics of Facebook users globally is 25 to 34 years old. Growing engagement for users 45 to 65. Do you go on Facebook? No Do you know anyone really engaged on Facebook? My parents That's right No, it's true I don't know where they're getting to it But maybe they're talking about people in India who just got it I don't know Yeah, globally Yeah, whatever This is Old people are on Facebook The last years of their life Mark Zuckerberg has stolen And he's radicalizing them And they can't do anything about it Their bodies are failing.
27:03Their minds are failing. They're trapped in this prison, this hell. They should be seeing their grandchildren. They should be drinking wine. They should be on a boat. But what they're really doing is spending their life, the last bits of it, the last things that really matter, they're spending it in this hell created by this humanoid freak. That's how their truth has been. so this the company meta starting to decline i don't shed a tear for this i don't shed a tear for this now i'm on instagram i like instagram i'm on social media it's part of my job i get it i'm not uh you know one of these people who claims moral superiority to any of this but i just look around and notice things and i look at the people on facebook i go these people are unwell they're older they don't get they don't know what ai is they don't know if something's real or fake they I don't know what it is.
27:59They're arguing about, you know, there's clearly an AI video of a crocodile eating someone and they're like, that's why you never, you got to respect animals, the power of an animal. And it's just, they don't know their lives have been stolen from them. It's sad. It's actually sad. They don't understand what happened. They don't get it. Nothing like this has ever happened before, by the way. They didn't watch their parents do this. This has never happened before where at the end of your life, there was a technology invented that made you insane this has never happened large swaths of the public have gone functionally they're insane they're lost they're gone on every political spectrum all over the plate doesn't matter but this has never really happened before where a playground for your worst ideas and impulses was given to you at the end of your life when the sharpness of your mind is starting to really wear thin and you don't know what's going on.
29:00And they give you this playground and go fuck around, have fun, see what happens, learn things. You shouldn't learn things. The learning should stop at a certain age. Now they're all learning about aliens on Facebook? I heard the government was going to come out and tell everybody there was no God, we were created by aliens. How are they going to take that? You know what I mean? That's what I heard was going to happen. I heard from multiple people. I called a couple of people. They go, yeah, I think the government is going to come out and tell everyone there's no God. We were created by aliens.
29:35All the world religions are fake. And deal with that. Do with that what you will. Who knows? Now, that didn't happen. I think the government's kind of backed off on that. They're like, well, make your own conclusion. Choose your own adventure. But supposedly that's what they were going to tell everybody. Like, by the way, it's all fake. There's no God. You were created by aliens. I really believe that's what they were going to say. And they were just going to tell everyone to deal with it. Deal with it. And they called a bunch of pastors and they were like, hey, by the way, you're going to have to, your congregation's going to get upset because during the morning press briefing, we're going to announce that there's no God and we're all a creation of aliens.
30:18I mean it's like I mean what are we doing to these people at the end of their lives could you think of a worse way to get old than the way you get old now is there a worse generation is there a worse time now yes the boomers have all the fucking money they own these big houses that's all nice but they don't have minds anymore their minds have disintegrated they've melted in their heads I mean it's unbelievable and now at the end of their life while they're frothing in a Facebook rage wandering around their house we tell them by the way we don't think there's a god or anything we were created by aliens that's the last thing they hear before they collapse on their keyboard as they're responding to their sister that they barely speak to well actually the trans issue is more of an issue than you think it is it's insane we are destroyed Now, you might think it's undignified to go to a nursing home and die there.
31:20And it is. But my mother was in one of them and died in one of them. Whatever. This is worse. What we're doing to them now is worse. They're all in big mansions on Facebook. And they're insane. Their kids hate them. This is worse. Yes, nobody wants to go to fucking Shady Acres or whatever the name of that fucking thing.
31:42Tim Dillon:I think maybe that was from the Sopranos. Nobody wants that. Everybody goes, I don't want to go into a home. I'm completely fine. I want to live on my own. And that was the big discussion. The big discussion was like, well, where do you put old people? You put them in these homes? And everybody was like, nobody wanted to go in those homes. And Louis got a great new bit on his special about this, about putting his dad in a place. But the way people are getting old now, where they're just on the internet, they're just on the internet at whatever age trying to figure it out and being taken advantage of and bamboozled and it's coming from all sides and all directions and they're becoming truly like psychotic we're inducing psychosis that's what Mark Zuckerberg's done he's inducing psychosis into large swaths of the population, but very noticeably in older people that have now all gone insane.
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32:52Tim Dillon:And I actually think, by the way, like, so there's a new study that shows more than two thirds of children under the age of two use screens, some for eight hours a day. So many one-year-olds are now on a screen for eight hours a day. Here's why that's good. Are you ready? Here's why it's good. If we're going to live like this, we got to start them young. They got to be, listen, the people I know who got introduced to Facebook later in their lives no longer speak to their children. They no longer speak to their families. They've had Facebook for 10 years. Their children won't bring the grandkids to the house anymore.
33:36that's what happens when you introduce technology late in life i'm for if we're gonna live like this
33:45Tim Dillon:and it seems like we are i'm not commenting on if it's a good thing i don't think it is but it doesn't seem like anybody's it has any investment in changing it but more than two-thirds of children under two you screen some for up to eight hours a day one year old and by the way and I'm going to say it again and it's not a joke. They're watching this show in very big numbers. Two, two-year-olds under five toddlers are watching this show in big numbers now. It is a huge demographic. Almost a third of newborns watch screens for more than three hours a day while nearly 20 % of infants aged four to 11 months watch screens for over an hour a day.
34:31So your 11-month-old is going to get an hour just to get them going. And by the way, I'm for this because we need, they need, if we're going to have this, they need to understand it. By the time they're four, they need to go, that's AI.
34:49Tim Dillon:Look at the watermark. It's AI. Scientists say the basis of future health and brain development is laid down in the first time from pregnancy to the age of two. So scientists are now saying that it might not be good that they're doing this. Yeah, higher screen use in babies supposedly links to poorer development. Well, there's not jobs for them when they grow up, so who cares? They only need to be literate online. Listen to me now. There are no jobs for your children. They only need to be literate online. They only need to understand the way the internet works. So I don't have a problem with a one-year-old spending five to eight hours a day on the screen.
35:34Tim Dillon:These include increased risk of obesity and short-sightedness, sleep problems, behavioral difficulties, language delay. Folks, they're going to have it anyway. They're going to have it all anyway. Most likely, your children are going to be obese, short-sighted, and have language delay. It's just what it is. we're going to get Ozempic for them when they're kids. That's come. GLP ones for kids are coming. And I'm for it. They're coming for the fatties for the kids. We're going to have them all. Your kids are on peptides. They're on GLP ones. And they're on the screen. And there's nothing you can do about it.
36:12Tim Dillon:I'm sorry. It's what it is. Don't shoot the messenger here. I'm telling you, yes, they're going to be fat because they're on the screens. Hit them with the needle. Oh, my kid's fat because he's on the screen. Well, it's necessary for him to be on the screen because he needs to be literate and he needs to understand the way the internet works. He needs to understand different cultures that arise on the internet. He's got to choose. She's got to choose. They have to choose what culture they want to take part in on the internet. So they're going to be obese, probably. You hit them with the GLP-1.
36:45The GLP-1 will slim them down. The GLP-1 will hold the food in your infant's stomach longer so that your infant is less hungry.
36:55Tim Dillon:Because soon they will approve GLP-1s for toddlers. So usually here's the way it works. Your two-year-old eats a chicken nugget and shits it out and wants another chicken nugget. But the GLP-1 will hold the nugget in your two-year-old's stomach longer and it won't shit. So now we have two things happening that are good. Shitting no longer is a thing with babies. They're not going to be shitting all the time because they're on GLP-1s. They're going to be very constipated. The food is held in their stomach longer so they're less hungry. Problem number one, shitting babies? Solved. Problem number two, obese children?
37:34Tim Dillon:Solved. This, and they're going to be sitting there and they're going to be on a screen. Listen, I'm pro-family. I'm pro-children. But here's what's going to happen. You're going to have a fat child And it's going to sit in a chair like this It's going to be on a little cushion And you're going to put a screen in front of it And then you are going to shoot it up With the needle of GLP-1 Parents said they're offering screens To their babies and toddlers To help manage the stress of daily life And coping with exhaustion They mean their stress, right? Not the baby's stress? Let me read that again Parents said they're offering screens To their babies and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life.
38:16Tim Dillon:Well, here's the thing. I'm pro-family. I'm pro-child. I'm pro-civilization. I believe the happiest people truly are the ones that, you know, the happiest people I've ever met are the ones with children. That doesn't mean that there are, I'm happy I don't have children. So I'm not saying everyone's whatever. I'm not telling you how to live. That's not the deal. But I'm saying I believe people should have children. I think it's good. You know, most people are not going to get what they want out of their career. Truly. Some of them will. Most don't. And even the ones that do, there's a certain emptiness to that.
38:48Tim Dillon:Whatever. So I am pro this. But here's the other thing. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to be a parent. It's hard to be a good parent. So I think what people are doing now is they're giving their children the screens because they don't have the energy, the time. One parent described their baby screen time as, quote, a survival skill in my house. A government spokesman told Sky News, parents told us they want clear, practical, and nonjudgmental advice on screen use for under fives. And we work hand in hand with them. Because the parents don't want to be judged for it. And I get it. They go, I got my kids on a screen.
39:36Tim Dillon:I give my kid an iPad and I, and I, and I say, leave me alone for a little while. And, and they don't want to be judged for that. And I understand parents don't want to be judged for giving their one year old an iPad for eight hours. Okay. They don't want to be judged for this. And I think it's, we should stop judging them for it because here's the deal. We're heading into this digital world. By the time those kids grow up, we probably will be in a fucking metaverse.
40:10Tim Dillon:So this is what you can fight all these. People fight this. They fight that. They're mad that everybody's on drugs and, you know, on the different pharmaceuticals. They don't like this. They don't like that. I'm not saying that. I don't know anything about the GLP ones. I tried them. I didn't like them. They made me feel weird. I lost passion for life, truly. But that doesn't mean that other people, and now I have a meal plan of a trainer. I'll do peptides. I'll do other things. The JLP ones for me personally, I felt that there was a, I don't know, I started to lose interest in more than eating.
40:41Tim Dillon:It was weird. And just for me, and that's not everyone's experience. So by the way, go take them and enjoy them. I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me. I am forgiving them to children. I am. I am forgiving JLP ones to toddlers and I am forgiving them iPads for them to watch this show and many others for hours on end every day. that's the right there's your kid's not gonna play soccer cut it out have a realistic expectation for your child having a non-verbal child who just is on an ipad all day that you shoot up once a week with a needle so it doesn't eat is the best you're gonna do just a quiet child who's constipated from the GLP-1 they're on.
41:33Tim Dillon:Also, here's the thing with people giving GLP-1s to their toddlers. You have to remember fiber. You have to remember fiber because they have to move. You don't want their stomachs to explode with food. So you have to make sure the food is moving through your two-year-old or three-year-old system while they're on the iPad for eight hours a day. So you have to make sure they eat fiber so that they shit eventually so that they don't explode on the couch. Because you don't want to say, my toddler got gastropariasis, we forgot the fiber, and my toddler's stomach exploded.
42:27My stomach exploded It was full of chicken nuggets It was full of chicken nuggets and we forgot the fiber. So my toddler didn't shit out the chicken nuggets. So her stomach exploded while I was watching the iPad. So these are the ways to be a parent now. I'm not an expert. I'm not a parent. But that's what it's going to be.
42:57Tim Dillon:And we should feel bad for parents. I like this article that says parents shouldn't really have to raise their kids. They should be able to just give them iPads for the entire day. Quote, This research is a reminder of the pressure so many parents face. And can I make another comment? If your toddler on shot day doesn't want to eat anything, make sure they eat protein. You have to give them protein in the day they take their shot. This research is a reminder of the pressures so many parents face. And our guidance is designed to offer realistic, evidence-informed advice that reflects the demands of family life.
43:34Tim Dillon:Not be a rule book that adds to the pressure. I like Sky News because here's what Sky News is saying. Hey, listen, let's get realistic. You're not going to raise your children. You're going to give them the pad, the iPad. And so a lot of parents don't know what to do. They don't know what to do. The kids are getting hooked on the screens. But here's the question. What is that? Is this a baby losing his mind over a screen? Yeah. What is he wants to watch my program? What does he mean? Oh, this is just a collection of children that get mad they can't watch YouTube? Yeah. All right, let's see a little bit of it.
44:13I want to have the iPad.
44:20I'm mean.
44:23Tim Dillon:What's he trying to watch? He wants to see Tucker? I want Tucker! I want Tucker! All right, we get it. We get it. They're mad. They're mad. They're addicted. My Godson's addicted to it. What are you going to do? They're addicted to it. What are you going to do? They're little junkies in your house that want their screens. What are you going to deal with them? You got a bunch of sticky-fingered junkies in the house that want their goddamn screens. What are you going to do, fight that battle? You give them the screen and you let them watch it. Folks, I'm telling you, I know it sounds wrong. Otherwise, it gets really difficult, especially if you have multiple kids.
45:03Tim Dillon:It's very difficult. They don't want to play outside anymore. They don't want to play outside. None of their friends are outside. All of their friends are playing video games. They want to play video games. So they're going to sit around and play video games. That's what they want to do. They don't want to go out. You know, remember when you were a kid, I was a kid. Maybe not you. You're younger than me. But like we would play manhunt. You know what I mean? You would go out and play things. Hide and go seek. Stuff like that. They don't do that anymore. They don't do that anymore. Children do not do that.
45:28Tim Dillon:They're not interested in that. They want to be on the screens. That's where they live now. And it's hard to imagine a world where that changes. So in a world like this, you have to, I think, give your child the screen. It's like eating. In AA, which I've been a member of, or NA or things like that, it's abstinence, it's drugs or alcohol. You can't do it. Go to God, you do other things. you know but in OA Overeaters Anonymous which I haven't been in LOL um they tell you you gotta eat so it's not there's a moderation it's not a I mean moderation it's not a it's not a in that it's like SA sexual anonymous so you gotta have sex but you can't like do whatever things you were doing that are bad whereas it's different like AA it's like you can't you can't it's the phenomenon of crazy.
46:31Tim Dillon:But here's the deal. These kids aren't getting away from the screens. So they're little junkies, screen junkies in their house, but you need to teach them a responsible way to use the internet because it's going to be their entire life. Otherwise, Mark Zuckerberg's going to get them later on and they're going to go fucking insane. We gave the internet to a generation of people. They are in the process of destroying everything in the world. everything in the world by the way they haven't even had it for that long it's not like they've had it for that long but they got it late in life and it scrambled their fucking brain so what you have to do do you know how many people I know who've blocked their own mother do you know how many people I know on Facebook or whatever and that have told me I've blocked my mother.
47:29Tim Dillon:She cannot reach me on the internet. If she wants, she can call me. I have blocked her. I do not want to see what she posts. I don't want to see what she shares. I go, your mother? Yeah. So I know that the knee-jerk reaction is to say, get the screens out of the hands of kids. Well, sure. but I think realistically, they're not going to be able to exist without having some kind of relationship to a screen. So I would say if you're one, it's not nine hours. Eight hours a day is too much. How long is this show? Usually about an hour. An hour a day is fine for them. But again, this program, Give us the view No, I don't know I mean, what's appropriate for a one-year-old?
48:27Tim Dillon:How many hours should a one-year-old be spending on the screen? They're not on social media But how many hours should a one-year-old be on the screen? I mean, I think none You think none? Do you have any children? Well, no I say no more than five I say no more than Here's the way I feel if you put your one-year-old somewhere in a house and give it a screen, you have to set a timer. And then five hours later, you have to go back and check on it.
49:04Tim Dillon:On the day your two-year-old takes a GLP-1 shot, give it a protein shake because it needs the protein. Otherwise, it'll eat its bones.
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50:25Tim Dillon:Hantavirus. What is this? My mother used to talk about Hantavirus. She'd get a mouse in our house. And she was right. It spreads because of rodent shit. And by the way, everyone on a cruise, let me stop this right now. Anyone that goes on a cruise anymore, you deserve exactly what you get. There are so many examples of why you should not get on this floating toilet. I mean anybody There's documentaries There's a documentary called Poop Cruise Anybody Now I know that you want to go on this all-inclusive thing I know that folks You know when I grew up People used to go to a little inn They'd go to a little bed and breakfast somewhere And yes Cruises are for like old people I know gay cruises are fun And you can do molly and stuff on the ocean But there's just too much of a chance For a nightmare to happen on a cruise.
51:15Tim Dillon:It's happened so many times. How do you even just walk? You just walk on a cruise now and go, well, we hope we're not stranded with Hantavirus on the sea. So you can go to a shitty made-up town in Mexico and buy some fake fucking crap. You can buy Cocapelli, the guy who plays the flute or a dream catcher or some bullshit. And now you got Hantavirus. Now, after this, we're going to watch David Muir, But after this, I want you to pull up. There's a doctor on the boat who's giving updates about Hantavirus. But let's watch David Muir. Hantavirus. The race to track a deadly virus outbreak that started on that cruise ship in the Atlantic after authorities have now revealed tonight that many passengers got off that cruise ship weeks ago.
52:02The Hantavirus outbreak linked to that cruise ship in the Atlantic. health officials tracking at least 30 people now who got off the ship two weeks ago traveling to their home countries all over the world including seven americans now back in the u.s three people taken off that ship in just the last 24 hours two of them in serious condition look at this
52:19Tim Dillon:that's how you're leaving the cruise now freeze on a thing people can say that is the photo of how you're going to leave the cruise is that what you want i'm telling you stop fucking around with this. That photo right there is how you're going to exit the cruise. You walk in, you're excited about the buffet, you leave like that. Let's continue. Serious condition. Three other people have died. Tonight, 18 Americans remain on board that ship. The World Health Organization urging calm. ABC's Victoria Kendo leading us off.
53:00Tim Dillon:Hanta, Hanta, Hanta Try to find the doctor He's on the cruise, he's on the ship And he's giving updates About Hanta virus Which my mother was so concerned about We're gonna get, she would tell that to my father She would go, there's a mouse And he's shitting this house, we're gonna get Hanta virus And my dad would, you know, do his usual Yo, you're overreacting we're going to get hantavirus because there was a mouse, we had a mouse okay so a Swedish doctor who previously worked aboard the luxury cruise ship affected by a deadly hantavirus outbreak said the ship's medical staff were likely operating under quote tremendous pressure with limited resources let's listen to this man now by the way I'm talking to experts I'm not but I'm just calling people that I know that I think know things, and they're saying the human-to-human hantavirus spread might be overstated and it's probably not such a big deal, but who knows?
54:03Tim Dillon:Anyway, let's see what this guy says. He's from Sweden. If they are allowed to disembark, then the passengers will somehow get home, but of course, I mean, no country wants to have the hantavirus in the general population. Bomb the ship! Bomb that ship! Bomb that ship that's it. You went on a cruise. This is the way we should handle cruises now. If you go out on a cruise and there's a disease outbreak you're not coming back. We've got too many fucking problems in this country for you to come back with Hantavirus. You're dead. Say it. By the way, don't release the information to the public. I'm telling the Trump administration some of them are not too thrilled with me but the ones that still listen I'm telling you right now and I know they'll have no moral problem with this just bomb the ship bomb it and by the way this is the new standard you're allowed to go on a cruise if any if there's any outbreak of any significance I'm not talking about like norovirus I mean like a hantavirus if something happens just like we shot down that plane that was going into that we thought was going to go into the White House and then we made up that story Let's roll.
55:23Tim Dillon:That's fake. We shot it down. Just like that happened. Let's roll. Fake. I think. And I believe. But anyway, we need to do this with cruise ships of sick people. We need to get rid of them and then make up a story that the boat was attacked by terrorists or something like that. This is, okay, let's get this guy up. What is this? Passenger on board the cruise ship that has suspected Hantavirus outbreak where three people have died and five to six people are sick cries out as a ship remains near Cape Verde. Hantavirus is rare. Go up. Sorry. Hantavirus is rare, but serious illness usually spread through contact with rodents or their waist.
56:06Tim Dillon:Let's listen to this guy. He's making his Hantavirus statement. Here he is. I normally wouldn't make a video like this, but I feel like I need to say something. So I wrote a few things down. I am currently on board the MV Hondias. And what's happening right now is very real for all of us here. We're not just a story. All right. We're not. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Who told you to get on a boat?
56:38No, I'm dead serious.
56:42Tim Dillon:I went on the Impractical Jokers cruise once to do stand-up comedy. I walked off that boat. I said, I'll kill myself. There's no amount of money you could offer me to do a cruise gig ever again in my life. I said, I'll kill myself if I have to get on another cruise. I will take my own life. I will gladly take my own life. When this guy goes, we're not just a story. We know you're not just a story. If we thought it was just a story, we'd let you dock. We know it's not just a story. That's why you're not docking with Hantavirus. We got too many fucking problems. We got AI. We got Iran. We got all this shit going on.
57:18We got aliens. We got the price of oil. And then you think you're going to bring a hantavirus? No. We're not just a story.
57:26Tim Dillon:No, you're not. And I feel bad for this person. And I'm not saying that this person doesn't deserve empathy or sympathy. I'm simply saying that the boat he's on should be struck with a missile. And they should burn alive with their choices. And I'm not saying they don't deserve sympathy or empathy. I'm saying you got on the boat. You should be killed. I'm serious. I'm serious tonight. I've had enough. These people, they bring these rare outbreaks from the buffet of a cruise ship with rodent shit, and then they're mad that they can't go waltz around fucking Macy's. You live with your choice. Sit in your bunk on the cruise and get ready to get struck with a missile.
58:08Tim Dillon:You're dead. We're going to kill you. You're dead. Hantavirus will not kill you. the U.S. government will. I'm telling you, I'm sour. You know, Trump, his decisions I don't like. I've soured on him. I thought he had some real good points early on. But I'll tell you this. If he blows up this ship, if he blows up this Hantavirus ship, I'm back. Let's listen to the rest of his statement because, by the way, I am not, I am serious when I say that you can't take a cruise and then bring like a plague back. That's not the way it works. But again, let's start him from the beginning, please, here. This guy is on the Hantavirus cruise ship.
58:55Tim Dillon:Hantavirus, friend of the show. Let's listen to this gentleman. I normally wouldn't make a video like this, but I feel like I need to say something, so I wrote a few things down. Can you stop this for a minute? Why does everyone feel they need to say something? He feels like he's... I know he feels like he's dying and it's sad and it's horrible and I get it. But here's the deal. You're sitting there in a green shirt and you go, I feel like I need to say something. And then I guarantee you, somehow I get blamed. Like, watch. I don't know if he's going to do this, but I feel like this is going to be very like, it's not going to take it.
59:30Tim Dillon:Here's to what he should say. Are you ready?
59:36Tim Dillon:Hey, we're pretty fucked. And there's Hantavirus here. It's a real thing. It's not just a story. And we realized that it is a very dangerous outbreak. And, you know, even with the best tracking of people and everything, it's going to be it's going to it's going to pose an unnecessary risk to human civilization. We don't need another pandemic. We haven't even recovered from the last one. So I've made this video to ask the government To strike our boat with a missile And blow us up instantaneously And kill us instantly So that the rest of the world can live Love you mom Love you dad But let's see what he actually says That's the selfless thing The selfless thing for all these people to do On this Hantavirus chip Is to take their own life selflessly selflessly they should all walk the fucking plank no they should walk the plank I've had enough of this now an old school pirate plank the Trump administration with my full support I'll be back J.D.
1:00:53Tim Dillon:Vance stop telling people you don't like me because I got a big mouth by the way we'll get Joe Kent in there how about that I'm kidding but he does have that jaw They walk the plank Is it my fault this guy goes to the Iran war? I'm the problem? They make them walk the plank Now he's freaking out about AI You see this J.D. Vance? He's freaking out about AI He's all upset about the AI Who's doing the AI? Who's doing that? They have a plank And they make them walk the plank and god I loved pirate stuff as a kid and you make them walk the plank and at the end of the plank they get to say something they get to say something like hi this sucks I feel really scared I don't know what comes after this the government just said there was no god and aliens created all of us that's the last thing I read in my bunk before I was made to walk the plank because this boat has a hantavirus outbreak that was kind of disturbing that that's the last thing I read but I shouldn't have gone on Facebook.
1:02:00Tim Dillon:That was my fault. I went on Meta. I went on Facebook. There was an article that there was no God. We were all created by aliens. So I guess this is literally the last thing I'll ever do. But I completely understand and agree with our government's decision to make everyone on the ship walk the plank instead of posing an unnecessary risk before the summer months where we hope we see a little spike in spending and the economy repair itself by people buying Martin's potato rolls, burgers, dogs, et cetera. You know how it is. a couple of vacations. Anyway, let's watch his statement, by the way. This seems insensitive.
1:02:32Tim Dillon:It's actually not. And you're a child if you think it is. Continue. I am currently on board the MV Hondias. Yes. And what's happening right now is very real for all of us here. I get it. We're not just a story. Totally. We're not just headlines. Okay. We're people. Yes. People with families. Okay. With lives. Okay. With people waiting for us at home. I know. There's a lot of uncertainty, and that's the hardest part. All we want right now is to feel safe, to have clarity, and to get home. So if you're seeing coverage about this, just remember that there are real people behind it, and that this isn't something happening somewhere far away.
1:03:23It's happening to us right now. I'll share more when I can. What does the statement even mean?
1:03:31Tim Dillon:I know it's a real boat with real people with Hantavirus. I don't think it's AI. What's he saying? Does he want, does he think I'm going to, and I feel bad for him in his trembling voice. He's sad. But does he think I'm going to say, come back with the Hantavirus? I just did a photo shoot and I look good in some of these. I just interviewed the cast of Selling Sunset. I don't want Hantavirus. that's a non-statement statement we're real people we exist we're on a boat we have hantavirus
1:04:09Tim Dillon:we get it we know you're real people we know you have families and and people that love you that's the problem we don't want you infecting them with fucking hantavirus
1:04:23Tim Dillon:Here's what I say if I'm him Hi, I'm on this boat I don't have Hantavirus I'll kill everyone on the boat Then test me and let me come home I'm willing to kill everyone on this boat
1:04:37Tim Dillon:Are you reading anything about this Hantavirus? Are there any more statements from people on the boat Is he the only one who's live streaming here from the boat? people just can't stop with the screens no matter what huh I know it's a boat I know it's real I know you're actual people I know it's horrible I feel bad for you my heart goes out to you I don't want hantavirus there's a lot of things in my life I want I don't want hantavirus I might want to live in Rhode Island at some point in the Newport area I like that I like seafood I think it's beautiful but I don't want hantavirus So like I understand such a weird non-statement Statement We're people, we exist, we have It's like bro You chose to get on this boat And now you have hantavirus I feel bad about this What are you reading so intently over there?
1:05:31Just an article from another
1:05:33Tim Dillon:Is there any other Statement from anyone on the boat Or is this the only guy that's chosen To update us on the boat here? I'm pulling up one right now. Pull it up. Just because I want to give everyone a fair shake, and I want to hear from people on this boat because, you know, is this another person? This is another person who's decided. Listen, man, I feel bad for people with Hantavirus. We just can't let.
1:06:04Tim Dillon:He said they're not being well-informed, the people on the Hantavirus. This is going to be like Flight 93 here. I'm telling you this right now. We got to make up something. Let's roll. Okay, this is somebody on the... Is he on the boat? I think so, yeah. All right. He looks pale. Don't let him off. He looks real pale. Of Northwest Africa. It's very scary because it was nothing that we were ready for. On 12th of April, we had the first casualty. Ruhi Kennett was on the ship's first leg for most of April and recorded the moments the captain announced the first death. This is my side duty to inform you that one of our passengers suddenly passed away last night.
1:06:56Why did you decide to record the captain's announcement? I felt something odd. It turns out we were not well informed. The cruise operator says at the time of this announcement, there was no evidence of a virus or contagion on the ship. Three people died following this outbreak now confirmed by the World Health Organization to be the anti-strain of Hantavirus. In rare instances, it can spread from person to person. Health officials are now tasked with contact tracing with one passenger in intensive care in South Africa, another hospitalized after returning to Switzerland. Dr. Jason Zucker is an infectious disease physician.
1:07:35This is not as easy to spread as things like COVID, but I wouldn't be overly concerned right now if you have travel planned. Not easy to spread, but still a big fear out there. Camila joins us now. Camila, what happens to the people still on board this cruise ship once they dock at the Canary Islands? Yeah, Tom, so the ship is still days away. Spain's health ministry says they will get medical screenings and then go to their home countries. What?
1:07:59Tim Dillon:No, stop. No, no, no, no. Camilla, no, no, no, no, no, they won't. No, no, no, no, no, they won't. They were on that boat. They are to be killed.
1:08:18Tim Dillon:Camilla, listen, I am anti-killing. We know this. I've had a strong record of that. The people on that boat Need to be hunted down by special operations teams And killed in a Jason Bourne style fashion Where it looks like an accident Make it look like an accident Everyone on that boat has to be followed And gotten rid of And it's got to be quick And it's got to look like an accident Who would get on a cruise again? by the way. The captain's like, last night a passenger sadly passed away. Cruises become nightmares so quickly. Let's play that again. The captain's announcement. The captain announced the first death.
1:09:11This is my sad beauty to inform you that one of our passengers sadly passed away last night. Yeah.
1:09:22Tim Dillon:I mean, folks, if you have cruise tickets and you're going on a cruise, I don't know what to tell you. I'm telling you, right. I know it's a part of the economy and people will always do it by the way. And I have no power. I'm not affecting anything. I'm just saying this to my listeners, to my, you know, people that care about anything I say, stop it. Stop it. How many more, how much, how many more incidents, how much more evidence do you people need? Do you really want to be standing there in the middle, off the coast of the Cape of Good Hope, wherever the fuck these people are in Africa, whatever.
1:09:55Tim Dillon:And the guy comes out and goes, by the way, everybody's going down with Hantavirus on this. And by the way, I don't know if this shows up immediately. So I'm just saying, and I'm not, I'm not, it sounds like I'm being insensitive. I'm trying to save humanity. The entire boat has to be blown to smithereens. It has to be blown to smithereens in the middle of the sea. Sorry. I don't want it. I don't want it to be the case, but I'm not comfortable. This is what scares me. Iran, what if Iran gets a nuke? What the fuck is it? Bomb them. We don't bomb the things we should bomb. Attack this ship. Attack this ship.
1:10:40Tim Dillon:I mean, does it say, do I, literally, to be honest with me, do I sound heartless? Maybe a little bit. it's for the good of all. It's for the good of all. It's for the good of all. Bomb the ship. Bomb the ship. We're not just, we're people. We're real. We have families. And you're not allowed to see them. You've been exposed. We know you're real people. You're not allowed to see your families. You've been exposed. And we have fighter jets on the way. We have drones on the way. We don't even need jets. Drone it. Drone it now. Now, or if the aliens want to get involved here and help, and supposedly they have bases under the water, says Tim Burchett, come up and help us here.
1:11:34Tim Dillon:If these aliens can do anything for us, come up from your underwater bases and sink this Hantavirus ship now.
1:11:44Tim Dillon:Well, there it is. You know, I Of course my heart goes out to everyone on that ship And I'm incredibly saddened by these events And I completely am horrified Like many fellow citizens And I do believe that the compassionate Immediate Legitimate Responsible course of action is to blow that ship up in the middle of the sea with everyone on it and we should tell them five minutes before we do that we say we're going to have to blow the ship up let them make their videos give them ten minutes to make their videos and put them out let everybody be able to take their phone out during the last 10 minutes of their life and make a video that they can upload to the social media platform of their choice in a deep rage.
1:13:03Tim Dillon:I can't believe the government's doing this to us. They're abandoning us. This is inhumane. Get it all out. Get it all out. Get it all out. Upload it. Good Wi-Fi. Let them do it. Let them do it. and then blow them off the face of the earth. Good night.
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Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship.
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