510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman

26:17And I, and I, and I'm, one of the things I'm never afraid of is taking a stand here because I do believe this is kind of a, like, it's kind of a feminist hero

26:32Tim Dillon:to, to just throw off the shackles of domestication in the way that she did. I know the killing seems a little extreme in hindsight but to throw off the shackles of domestication in the way that she did and kind of challenge the patriarchy the symbolism of killing them in the basement but then rising like a phoenix to the top level of the house and then throwing yourself out of the window as a way to kind of break the chains of sort of that capitalist expectation the weight, you know, that we place on women, the ability to kind of do that, to me, suggests sort of this kind of heroic, you know, and again, parts of, I know parts of it are sad.

27:20Tim Dillon:I don't think those are the ones we should focus on. I'm putting myself in the heads of these women who have shown up in pink shirts, who are standing by the caution tape by the tree with their children. Women in the pink shirts By the caution tape Standing by the tree with their children And they're supporting And they're demanding that she be released from jail They're demanding that She be released from jail These are the people who wanted Donald Trump To go to jail for inflating the price of a condo Now I've got my I got real problems with Trump So he could go to jail for a lot of other things at this point Illegal wars, crypto, whatever.

28:03Tim Dillon:It's not a defensive trump. But let's watch a little bit more of this because, again, I feel a little left out of it. I want to be, and even though as a man and I think gender is really not super important, it is fluid. I do, I want to identify as this kind of woman. Like, I'm not a big business gal who's going to go, like, start a yogurt company and be, like, breaking down the door and everything. I'm not that lady. I don't know that I'm, like, the nurturing mommy type. I don't think that kind of woman. But I think I am pink sweatshirt cheer on the murderer woman. Let's watch a little bit more of this.

28:48Fox News legal analyst Chandley Painter, a former prosecutor Chandley Painter?

28:54Tim Dillon:Hold on, what the Is that her name? Chandley Painter? Alright, God A former prosecutor actually wore pink in her live report as she spoke to Lindsay's defense attorney who was greeted with cheers Hey guys, what do you think of the support for Lindsay Clancy out here? I have no words Yeah, yeah It's amazing It's amazing. It echoes last year's free Karen Reed campaign. Most supporters also wore pink. She was acquitted of murdering her cop boyfriend. Right. The rally for Lindsey Clancy is not just in Plymouth, Massachusetts, where the trial is being held. There are gatherings across the USA today, including here in New York.

29:39Tim Dillon:I was worried this was just local. I hope people with their children are all rallying together for this woman.

29:51I think it's really important to really understand what a moment this is for all of us.

30:03Tim Dillon:And we find our heroes in unlikely places. and I do think by shedding light on this as unlikely as it may seem not unlikely to me but there's a lot of sick people out there that want this woman to go to jail or something I do think we've found an unlikely hero I do believe that and I believe that this woman should be let out of jail and allowed to do anything she wants including, and I'm sorry I now now I'm going to get in trouble including kill more children. No, I'm saying I am serious. I am serious right now. If this woman gets out of jail and deems it appropriate to kill more. I think it listen.

30:56I'm not going to be the one casting judgment on her.

31:03Tim Dillon:because this is an amazing moment. All right, let's get her out of here. Lindsay Clancy, everyone, friend of the show. This is a woman-themed show this week, okay?

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33:19Tim Dillon:And I'd like to highlight this next story because I'm right now, this is for the women, this show. American woman converted to Islam and planned terror attack on New York Capitol building. This again is another example of heroism. this is for the ladies this week. We have more women listening now than who've ever listened. And we beat up on the men a lot. Trump and Kash Patel and a little fat-faced Vance. He's got a fat face, doesn't he? But the point is this. We elevate the men sometimes, But we need to elevate women who are doing things that I think are worthy of recognition. And this is another one of these things.

34:14Tim Dillon:So now this is an American woman. She is converted to Islam, as we all will. It's a matter of time. And she planned attack on the New York Capitol building in Albany, right? Isn't that that one? Yeah. Yeah. Number one, who cares? By the way, I'm with you, sister. So let's watch a little bit of this because, again, it's another story that I just like because it shows a lot of people. A lot of people, myself included, get lost in a trap of negativity. OAI is going to replace people, sure But you know what? While we have them While we have the human race I'm a little sick of it like The human race is going away by 2030 By 2027 All these clickbait While we have the human race Let's appreciate them So now this woman We don't know her name But we do know she was planning a terror attack On the Capitol building in Albany Which by the way is long past due And I'm happy And I only wish she had more support court.

35:30Tim Dillon:But here she is. Let's hear a little bit about this lady. These are the images of the woman federal prosecutors say planned to detonate a bomb at the New York State Capitol wearing all black clothing covering her face. The government says 35-year-old Jessica Bowie was surveilling the building in July here and later seen at a Home Depot in early August buying materials including a large bin of nails for an explosive device that undercover agents pretended to assemble for her before meeting with Bowie and arresting the suspect. By the way, stop that for a minute. It's going to be so easy for overweight people to do the burka.

36:02Tim Dillon:Like, I have to stop myself from getting into burka all the time. It seems so comfortable, like just a free-flowing garment. So this woman, Jessica Bowie, who's, you know, she's not what you would call a model. Neither am I. Okay? Before you make that comment. Well, are you a model? No. Oh, good one. Jessica Bowie was trying to kind of go in there with a bomb and bomb the Capitol building in Albany, and she got fucking arrested. But let's hear a little bit more of this. It was another story of kind of someone being thwarted. before meeting with Bowie and arresting the suspect for supporting terrorism.

36:58Make no mistake about it, Ms. Bowie's alleged plot was serious. According to a charging document, Bowie converted to Islam five years ago using the name Ayesha Saif, but started making threatening anti-American posts on social media in recent months, including...

37:14Tim Dillon:That's not connected. Stop it. That's not connected. The conversion to Islam, taking the new name and then making posts on social media that are anti-American and threatening violence, that's not connected. It's a little gross to imply that there's any correlation between those independent events that are happening completely independently of each other separately. And I think the way they said it, it seems like there might be some. But keep going because, again, I talked about this on the Patreon recently. There's obviously a certain group of people that are just going to become extremist Muslims.

38:01Tim Dillon:We love Muslims. They're lovely people. Jews are great. You know, Christians, Hindus, you know, Scientologists. As long as we don't start the killing. and we love all and all love us really but there are going to be a certain group of people that go to the extremist view of the ideology which is why we should all kind of just be aware of the fact that if we import different groups of people there's going to be a percentage of each group that seems is deeply committed to their faith in a way that might make us uncomfortable. Okay? And that's just nothing. That's either here nor there. You know, you might think, well, we'll just turn everybody into, you know, the modern American, like a childless woman with a pink sweatshirt applauding a murderer by the caution tape at the courthouse.

39:08Tim Dillon:It seems lovely. but some people will not opt for that. They will opt for another thing. Neither extreme, which is good. You know, so that's just, I'm just using this as a way to make a geopolitical point that I'm actually quite bored of making. But so let's continue this because she's an overweight woman in America. That's first. And that ain't easy. I've been an overweight woman in this country, and you're lucky I don't have a bomb. You're lucky. It ain't easy. Now, you might say to yourself, being overweight in America seems kind of easy. We've got five food delivery things. Every five feet, there's a drive-thru.

39:58Tim Dillon:Some of it's easy. There's 19 kinds of Oreos. You might say to yourself, it's gotten easier. You might say to yourself That the uh you know Uh here's how easy It is to be overweight in America People are dying from lettuce

40:20Now

40:21Tim Dillon:That's how easy it is But Being overweight is tough You know you feel it You feel it when you're overweight It's true I always judge it by this I fit in the seat at the US Open But is it the easiest fit? No, but I fit right in it. I fit right in a Broadway seat. I go to Broadway all the time. I fit in the seat. You know, but this woman and other people, I think she's in the category of people that are out of the seat. She's out of the seat. So she's into the burka, and she was trying to bomb the Capitol in Albany because, and I don't know if this is related, but she could have been bombing them as a protest because she wanted that area to get zoned to have like a Famous Dave's or something.

41:16Tim Dillon:I don't know why she did this. Let's watch a little bit more of it. I want to get to know her. Do we get to know her? Praise be to Allah for September 11th. Miss Bowie swore her allegiance to ISIS through multiple audio recordings. That prompted undercover FBI agents to exchange messages with Bowie, who they say plan to use a delivery door. By the way, stop it for a minute. You don't look great fat at the burqa. You see that? You don't look great that big in the burqa. You'd think a burqa that big would hide a multitude of sins, but it actually doesn't. You actually look bad. You look really bad.

41:59Tim Dillon:You just look like a big garbage bag. You look like a big holiday garbage bag the day after Christmas morning holding an iPhone. To transport the explosive device. Wait a minute. What kind of bag does she use? Today, plan to use a delivery DoorDash bag to transport the... I mean, this is the fattest... This is the fattest example of terrorism in this country. this fat bitch was using a door dash bag an insulated door dash bag to walk into the capital with a bomb i mean how far they've fallen can you imagine from 9-11 to this no one in our country's thriving civ device telling them in writing i want to destroy as much of the building as possible and kill the senators while they're meeting bowie has not yet entered a plea, but according to the document told authorities she knew about the possible terrorism...

42:57Tim Dillon:I actually updated that she did enter a plea, and her plea right now is medium rare.

43:09Tim Dillon:I actually have information that she did enter a plea, and it's medium rare. For all those people in your cars who may have missed that, a little bit more of this. Possible terrorism charges. I already Googled it before. I know I'm going to jail. Sam Brock, NBC News, New York. She's not going to like the food in jail. She's not going to like that. The CIA director makes secretive visit to Moscow, although it wasn't really secretive because he landed in like a military plane. and everyone knew he was there. So it's not secretive. And I guess he didn't meet with Putin, but supposedly told him not to attack NATO's territory, which I don't know that Putin's going to do.

44:02Tim Dillon:I don't think he will attack NATO territory, but what the hell do I know? The director of the CIA warned Vladimir Putin against an attack on NATO in a secret visit to Moscow this week. A recent U.S. intelligence assessment had suggested that Russia could strike NATO's eastern flank within weeks to test the alliance's result. I mean, our losing this Iran war is not good. Everybody's going, bro, you guys can't win that? So, Putin's like, Europe is giving Ukraine weapons that they are using to hit targets in Russia. It has become a full-on proxy war, and it kind of has been since the beginning. Putin is eventually going to go listen I'm going to take some type of action against the people who keep arming the Ukraine and I don't here's the thing obviously we want this to end but this is it we're on a little bit of a suicide mission with Russia And we've got a lot of people killed here.

45:19Tim Dillon:We've constantly told the Ukraine not to negotiate. We've told the Ukraine that we were going to continually fund them and provide them with weapons and intelligence so that they could fight Russia. This has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people on both sides. People have been maimed Large swaths of Ukrainian cities have been destroyed Infrastructure, energy grids, things like that Russia's, there's been a lot of damage in Russia And I think now Putin is basically at, you know, the end of the rope Because the way things work in Russia is this Putin right now appears weak We are We've engineered that to a degree This war would have been pretty quick Without Western intervention Not saying what Putin did was good I'm just saying What we've done Is we have now Pushed Putin Into this corner Where He appears to be weak In front of his country he appears like he's lost the war and now he can either resort to either like using a nuclear weapon a tactical nuke in Ukraine or he could attack energy infrastructure cyber attacks, whatever or a real attack Trump is in a very similar position in Iran Trump looks weak Trump has done nothing but threaten there'll be an economic D-Day if you support Iran for China, for Russia and then the next day goes, well, you know you can give them some stuff you can supply some stuff to them if you have to I get it Trump looks weak Putin looks weak and people that have no way out of a conflict without wearing it wearing that defeat are inevitably, there's at least part of his brain and there's part of Putin's brain that's going, should I just launch a nuke?

47:46Now, I think hopefully the part of their brain that is, you know, rational,

47:55Tim Dillon:not that that's an irrational thought, it's an evil thought to kill a bunch of people with a nuclear weapon, But hopefully there's a part of their brain That's stopping them from doing that But there's part Of Putin's brain that goes Maybe we'll use a nuke Because if we lose This war The western powers have already Kind of declared that They're going to continually help The Ukraine And that eventually Now Putin, you can agree or disagree with him Putin thinks Western meddling in the Ukraine is an existential threat to Russia. And that eventually the forces that have, you know, manipulated to a degree events in the Ukraine will manipulate them in Russia.

48:51Tim Dillon:And you might go, that's paranoid. He's stupid. or they should manipulate the forces in Russia and Russia should be, whatever your opinion is, great. Russia's got a lot of nuclear weapons and the guy that runs it is convinced that the integrity of his country, the territorial integrity of it, is threatened by a Western presence in the Ukraine, a pro-Western leader in the Ukraine, certainly Ukraine getting into NATO, Weapon systems that are in the Ukraine with an ability to potentially hit Moscow or whatever. So there's part of them, Vladimir Putin, part of them goes, hey, hey, I might just have to use a nuclear weapon.

49:43Tim Dillon:I don't know what to do. I don't know what else to do. Very much like Donald Trump, who said, that's why these wars are scary, because we've lost the war. If we were winning the war, if Putin was like clear cut the winner of the war, nobody would be worried that he would use a nuke. If we had won the Iran war, nobody would be worried that like Trump would use it. It's we are losing. We've kind of lost. We've lost the Iran war. so everyone now, I think China now is probably looking at Taiwan and salivating. Like we've kind of showed our ass here on, on, in many ways, on many levels. And we were basically like, Hey, we're the world's military superpower.

50:36Tim Dillon:Don't fuck with us. And now we can't win the war in Iran. We, we, so we've, so now the only thing you can lodge, the only like logical explanation for that is that, and again, we're never blaming the men and women who are fighting, but either the strategy is outdated. We got outmaneuvered. We were outsmarted. We don't have the weaponry that we thought we had, or for whatever reason, we can't use it. whatever the case may be, there's no way to spin this into a win. And I think Putin's having that trouble in Russia. He cannot spin this into a win. And he looks weak. And weakness in Russia is usually penalized.

51:27Tim Dillon:And usually strength in Russia is what is the eventual victor will be who is seen as strong and capable. You know, it's not necessarily the person who promises that you're going to have a democracy or that there's going to be, you know, transparency and they're going to root out the corruption. I mean, some of that plays into it, but it's somebody who goes, I am strong. This person is weak. I will protect the country. This person will not. this person has put us in a position that makes us weaker. I will put us in a position that makes us stronger. So Putin's already kind of paranoid about coups, obviously losing a war, having an economic situation, what they're having right now.

52:17Tim Dillon:Their economy's pretty resilient, but it's really starting now to crack, as ours is, by the way. Is it funny that like anything you could say about them, you could say it about us? Really? So I don't know what the hell the CIA director went over there to say. Do you think he went over there to say, listen, we just tried this? I'm telling you. I'm telling you, we are, we're also fucked. We, you know, we tried a similar thing here and it didn't work. And, you know, there's nothing we can really do. So seeking to downplay his spy chief's visit, the president said the trip was semi-routine. You know, Trump basically came out and was like, listen, this guy sees his counterpart in Russia every year or so.

53:07Tim Dillon:They have a good relationship. Spy chiefs meet, they chat, they talk about stuff. What do you want to do? The last time he visited Moscow, the CIA director, was in November 2021. When William Burns warned Russia against attacking Kiev, Putin launched a full-scale invasion of his neighbor. A few weeks later, these visits don't seem to get the results somebody would want. Yeah, I mean, we're all just kind of waiting. Everybody's, you know, waiting and watching here. And we hope that cooler heads prevail and that we don't slide into World War III. because I don't know how confident I am we're going to come out on top.

53:46Tim Dillon:That's one of the other problems. It's like, I don't know. Are we going to win that? You always thought, oh, there'd be a lot of destruction, but then we emerged the victor. I don't know. I don't know about that. Citing three people inside the Kremlin, the agency said one option under consideration was to intensify powerful ballistic missile attacks on Kyiv, including the center of Ukraine's capital, as well as infrastructure sites in other cities. Volodymyr Zelensky's forces have increasingly targeted Russian oil facilities and warehouses run by large online retailers to put pressure on Russia's economy.

54:21Tim Dillon:Putin increasingly views these strikes as attacks by NATO states. Well, they are. I mean, like, let's be honest. We're giving them the intelligence, the weaponry, the money. You know, hey, listen, it is what it is. Like if Russia feels If Putin feels that All is lost There's a very good chance He uses A tactical nuke or You know A campaign of bombing that's Just so unbelievable No one's seen anything like it You know so we'll have to We'll monitor that We'll keep that I mean this has been going on for so long and one hope. But this has been my opinion from the beginning. Why would he push everyone here into these boxes?

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57:19Tim Dillon:I do want to highlight another woman. There were no women in that story, and that bothered me. Senator Darlene Graham, who, again, is an American hero in my estimation for immediately stepping up and filling her brother Lindsey Graham's Senate seat. She is a capable woman, a very smart woman, a very smart woman. And she's kind of brilliant. And again, I just want to take time and just kind of appreciate this. They asked her a very difficult question about Taiwan and the South China Sea. She was asked this question about, you know, is it in our national security interest to like protect Taiwan or something?

58:09Tim Dillon:You'll hear the question in a minute and listen to her response. It's pretty genius. So this is Darlene. And now, by the way, after this response, she won. The people of South Carolina said, that's our girl. After this response, they said, that's who we won in the Senate. The United States Senate. The people of South Carolina heard this answer and said, put her in the Senate. Here she is. Darlene Graham. National security question as well. Senator, are Taiwan and the South China see national security issues for the United States? If so, why? Now, stop it for a minute. Here's the answer I would have off the top of my head if I were Darlene Graham.

58:55Tim Dillon:I would say something like... I would say something like this. Okay? This is what I would say. I would say, thank you, Greta. High-level Scientologist, Greta Van Sashner. I believe she is. She has Bell's palsy. The face doesn't move the face, which I like. Poker face. What I would say is, well, thank you, Greta. Obviously, the sovereignty of Taiwan remains a concern. I do think it is in the national security interest of the United States of America to have a constructive partnership with China as well as Taiwan. And I think there are times when our opinions are going to differ, and certainly on the autonomy of Taiwan, there is a difference there, clearly.

59:46Tim Dillon:We have economic relationships in Taiwan. We have political relationships. I don't comment on military strategy. I'm not in the military. But I would say that we've never officially deviated from that one China policy where we do recognize that Taiwan would be in, you know, we understand the way China's claim to Taiwan. And our policy officially does not deviate from that. But we do recognize that Taiwan is an independently governed, autonomous country. And we hope China would respect that in all of its fields. Whatever. Some version of that blabbity blabbity blue. Now, you would think someone in a hotel room in South Kakalaki would have handed her a couple of index cards.

1:00:41Tim Dillon:That's what you do when you do debate prep. Take a couple of index cards, a couple of index cards, go, hey, say something about, you know, economic partnerships. We think it's important that we, you know, there are times, you know, due to the interconnected nature of the world, these questions are difficult. But they aren't national security. I think all of these questions have elements of national security embedded in them. semiconductors chips just start listing that you don't really even need to know what does what you know semiconductors and chips and you know putting putting nationals putting some controls on what imports can go to other countries we have to consider our national security when we think about any of this Greta any of that index card quick quick get the index card so now is this is after I guess some level of debate Pratt this was the best answer that they went with here this is after, again, there's got to be debate prep.

1:01:46Tim Dillon:I imagine there's some prep happening like this is on television. She's a famous senator's sister. That senator was killed probably by Russia. And she's asked a question which is not like a gotcha crazy question. It's about Taiwan. It's about China. It's about the South China Sea. Is the South China Sea a national security interest? Well, you know, Greta, thank you very much for that thoughtful question. I think that all over our world, there are tension points. And as the United States of America, we need to make sure that our policies are first and foremost good for Americans, but also good to advance the values that we believe are essential around the world.

1:02:37Tim Dillon:Freedom, open markets, whatever. Give that dumb neocon answer, whatever. Any and all answers. Any and all about, she could have just started listing things. Chips and semiconductors and the South China Sea and Taiwan and China and freedom and little bitty kittens. Greta, it's all our national security. It's isn't everything. You know, she could have quoted the Lauryn Hill song. Greta, everything is everything. What is meant to be will be any answer she could have given. This is, it's the South Carolina Senate debate. She could have done gobbledygook. She could have quoted Exodus or Genesis. Any book out of the Bible, Deuteronomy, whatever.

1:03:23Tim Dillon:She could have done any of that. Memorized a few keywords, a few phrases, not even full sentences, sentence fragments. Strung together anything. Here was the answer after preparation that they decided to go with. Here she is. Darlene Graham. I'm sorry. Could you repeat the question? Are Taiwan and the South China Sea national security issues for the United States? And if so, why or how? I'm just going to be honest here. I'm not on national security. I'm not that informed on national security. But I do support the military. My brother was in the Air Force for 33 years. So I will do everything I can to support the military.

1:04:16My dad was in the Army. I'm not a polished politician up here. National security is not my area of expertise. I'm a retard. But I do support the military.

1:04:27Tim Dillon:I'm a retard who will be used as a vessel for the military industrial complex to get everyone killed. That's exactly what I am. I have no idea what's going on. I could not be bothered to memorize a three-sentence answer in the fucking South Carolina Hyatt Regency. I couldn't be bothered to do it. I'm a literal moron who doesn't know what the South China Sea is. I have no idea what's going on. And she won. And she won. Because down deep in our country, we like knowing the politicians don't pull the strings. That's really what I think. We all kind of like knowing because we hate these people, but we also like that they don't have any power.

1:05:16Tim Dillon:We claim we don't. We claim we don't like it, but we kind of like it. We go, she don't run nothing. We like that there's rooms full of people in suits. killing people and making the decisions. Maybe we fantasize we'll be in those rooms or it gives us something fun to talk about. But we've never demanded competence from these people. We don't demand that they're even remotely honest or like that they can read in this case. We don't, I mean, look at her face. Look at that face just in this. We do not care. We claim to care, but we could care less that this woman literally has a very basic question that any 10th grader in a global history class could answer that was like paying attention.

1:06:07Tim Dillon:Any community college debate student would have been able to answer this question. This woman is a senator and literally said without shame, I'm not informed on national security. That's not what I do. I talk about my gay brother and my father, and they were in the military, and my brother was in the military. And maybe Lindsey wasn't in the military. Maybe it was another one of her brothers. I don't know. My brother was in the military, and I went on his computer, and he had all these videos of military men, and some of them were undercover dressed as women because they were doing that for our country.

1:06:53Tim Dillon:And I said, Lindsay, why are some of these men dressed as women? He said, Darlene, they're spies. They're spying. And I said, why do they have their clothes off if they're spies? He goes, because sometimes that's what spies have to do for their country. And they did. And I was just so impressed by him. and he said he had to watch all those types to make sure those spies were doing the good job. That's how much he cared about our country. Yeah, I mean, she won. After that answer, she won. People saw that and went, we don't care that it's fake. We actually like that it's fake. We prefer it to be fake.

1:07:44Tim Dillon:That's the answer there. They go, it's not real. We don't want it to be real. We would prefer whatever's going on, whatever the deep state it, that we would rather that. We'll just elect her. It's fake. When you elect her, here's what you know. You know it's fake, and you don't want it to be real, and there's no illusion that it's real. So that's kind of why I like, I respect them electing her. They go, we don't even, it's like electing my cat, Albert, my kitten. You go, it's not even close to being real. And this is just such an in-your-face example. You go, might as well give it to her. Might as well give it to the woman who goes, I just don't credit.

1:08:30Tim Dillon:I'll be honest with you. I don't know. I don't know what China is. I like Chinese food. I've been to Chinese restaurants. And I went with Lindsay once. And Lindsey, he forgot to tip one of the Chinese waiters, real skinny Chinese waiter. And then Lindsey went and gave him, I think it was$400 in the back of the restaurant. And then they had a nice talk. Maybe it was the 20 minutes or he was back there. And he said he was helping that boy pay his rent. But I don't know about China, but I know Lindsey used to go to the Chinese restaurant and give money to this real skinny looking boy there in the back.

1:09:15Tim Dillon:And I said, Lindsay, you're too generous. And he said, Darlene, now don't tell nobody this. He didn't want anyone to know how generous he was with his money. And I respect that. But other than that, I just don't know what China is. I don't know what's... You want her, by the way, if you... You want her on the jury if you kill three of your kids. I don't know why she did it. They're saying and it's that she's actually good, maybe. I don't know. I've never killed my kids, but there's the first time for everything. I will say about Lindsey Clancy, when are they going to have this verdict? I know they did their closing arguments today.

1:10:03Tim Dillon:Closing arguments today. So the verdict is coming soon. So here's what I will say. I just hope can we get see we got fucked with one of our episodes for music can we find some copyright free music please cause I'm what can we find that's copyright free that's celebratory let me look for something because here's the thing folks they come at us with this music all the time even if I'm singing a song I sang a song only briefly and people got really mad at us but I do want to find sort of a celebratory because I do think if she's acquitted and by the way it's the only correct answer to acquit her and to charge her husband actually but if she is acquitted and her husband is charged I would like sort of a celebratory vibe outside the courthouse I know that there will be and I just hope Now, a lot of people bring their kids.

1:11:08Tim Dillon:I hope they have bouncy castles for the kids in the jungle gyms. I hope they do sort of a carnival festival atmosphere for the kids. A lot of women are bringing their children to this woman's murder trial. And I just hope that we have fun stuff for the kids. Face painting, you know, whatever. You know, whatever fun. Because it's a real family environment there outside of that courthouse. Not in the courthouse. It's not so much a family environment because she killed her children. But outside of the courthouse, it is one of those family kind of fun things. And is there anything that we won't get thrown off YouTube for playing?

1:11:51Okay. This is a celebration.

1:11:59Tim Dillon:Tough. That's okay. It's copyright free. and we just picture the scene she's acquitted of course and she comes out and the women are like swaying and they're clapping and everybody's cheering and screaming it's like kind of a T. Swift concert, it's like a Taylor Swift concert it's like the Ares Tour this is really what it is, right? it's like the Ares Tour It's like the Ares tour. And everybody's just kind of grooving back and forth and enjoying themselves. And Lindsay's out. And she's just free. She's free. And then she's on the circuit. She's on Mel Robbins. She's on Call Her Daddy. She's on The View.

1:12:52Tim Dillon:She's got a new lease on life. She's approached about doing a reality show. She's a young, sexy single with a checkered past She speaks to the importance of listening to women God, I love her God, I love her Is there something wrong with me for loving her? If loving her is right, I don't want to be wrong If you don't see this as a beautiful time in our society to kill your children There's never going to be a better time to kill your kids There will never be a You used to be accused of witchcraft for doing stuff like this Now people have matching shirts on And they clap when you go to the courthouse There will never be a better time to kill your children, folks Unless you're a man Then don't do it You have no reason to But if you're a lady out there And you just want to start killing your kids 2026 is the time to do it Sashay your sexy ass down to the basement And choke your children, baby That's right Sashay your sexy ass down to the basement And strangle your children Because there's going to be a lot of Mommies that are out there Singing and dancing for you It's your world You're the author of your own story, ladies Don't let anybody stop you Good night

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