511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

5 Sep 2026 · 1 h 14 min · 29 chapters

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In short

Tim Dillon riffs on (1) Rosie O’Donnell staging a musical performance with alleged Epstein survivors, arguing it’s theatrics that “miss the mark” for child-sex-abuse testimony; (2) JD Vance’s leaked speeches to the Republican Jewish Coalition, portraying him as desperate/pandering; (3) U.S. policy toward Iran, including claims about drafting/using student-loan debt as a recruiting lever and escalating toward boots-on-the-ground or worse; (4) recent high-profile violence in Times Square (a knife attack) and public reaction; (5) broader claims about AI takeover politics and “end times” rhetoric.

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Key claims

Rosie’s “I Am Woman” number is inappropriate for trafficking survivors; Vance’s “on the team” language sounds like crony salesmanship; Iran conflict could be reframed as “fun” while debt becomes enlistment bait; society responds to violence with misplaced sympathy; tech elites aim to replace government with AI, using populist/religious messaging.

Notable examples

“I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar” performance; 17-second leaked Vance audio to RJC; Times Square knife attack involving Bank of America executive Erin Piacente; Jerusalem Post-described “debt forgiveness enlistment” concept; NYC AI moratorium for students.

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Analysis of Rosie O'Donnell's Performance

0:45 to 4:05

A critical examination of Rosie O'Donnell's performance with Epstein survivors, questioning its appropriateness.

“She brings these Epstein survivors together.”

The Oddity of a Human Trafficking Song

4:05 to 7:42

Discussing the strangeness of singing 'I Am Woman' in the context of human trafficking survivors.

“I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands, like we'll say what, and then lift our hands up together, right?”

J.D. Vance's Leaked Speech

7:42 to 11:10

Tim Dillon discusses J.D. Vance's leaked speech at the Republican Jewish Coalition, highlighting his lack of charisma.

“And now for the brave and patient Epstein survivors, the phenomenal Rosie O'Donnell decided to invite some of the Epstein survivors to get together and sing the powerful Helen Reddy masterpiece.”

The Desperation of Political Pandering

11:10 to 14:00

An exploration of J.D. Vance's political pandering and how it reflects his struggles in public speaking.

“From the top of this administration to the bottom, you guys, you're always on a team.”

Sales Pitch Gone Awry

14:00 to 16:46

A humorous exchange about an unsuccessful land sales pitch.

“Well, I spoke to your wife earlier on the phone.”

J.D. Vance's Speech Analysis

16:46 to 17:45

Discussion on J.D. Vance's rhetoric at the Republican Jewish Coalition.

“Vance speaking at the Republican Jewish Coalition.”

Shifting U.S.-Israel Relations

17:45 to 19:16

Exploration of changing perceptions around U.S. and Israel interests.

“You're our guys from the top to the bottom.”

Betting on Sports with Underdog

19:16 to 19:56

Discussion on the passionate irrationality of sports fans and betting.

“I tell people all the time about underdog.”

Betting on Sports with Underdog

20:03 to 20:51

Discussion on the passionate irrationality of sports fans and betting.

“You know, I'll be standing in line somewhere and I'll go, Have you talked about armor colostrum?”

Military Enlistment for Debt Relief

21:27 to 23:24

Discussing the proposal for military enlistment as a solution to student debt.

“You should just join the military and we should agree to wipe out your debt.”
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Dark Humor on Military Service

23:24 to 25:45

Using dark humor to critique the notion of enlisting for debt relief.

“indebted American 20 to 30 something make this the most efficient conversion mechanism available to the Pentagon and the Trump administration.”

Cynicism of Modern Warfare

25:45 to 28:00

Exploring the absurdity of how debt and military service intertwine.

“He doordashed too much, so he got to participate in wars of folly that were largely prosecuted by billionaire oligarchs for their own designs on the planet and their own enrichment.”

Escalating Tensions in the Middle East

28:00 to 29:19

Discussion on U.S. military strategy and the implications of troop deployments in the Middle East.

“We're trying to, this is how we're going to get, you're going, it'll be the first group of people who've door dashed their way into war, by the way.”

The Irony of Student Debt and War

29:20 to 30:49

Exploring the irony of students potentially drafted to repay student loans through military service.

“I don't think we're living in a world in which Trump just loses interest here.”

Tragic Incident in Times Square

30:50 to 32:55

A shocking account of a stabbing incident in Times Square, its implications, and media coverage.

“There's a photographer right behind her in Times Square.”

Mental Illness and Public Reaction

32:56 to 34:08

Discussion on societal reactions to mental illness, particularly in violent incidents.

“Police surrounding the suspect armed with two knives in Times Square.”

Societal Reflection and Parenting

34:09 to 36:59

Examining how troubling events impact children's understanding of violence and morality.

“and celebrating this and celebrating her is a witch energy, truly.”

Police Response and Accountability

37:00 to 42:00

Critique of police response to the stabbing and the societal implications of their actions.

“If you're a kid outside the Lindsay Clancy courthouse, you're looking at your mother like, when am I getting choked?”

Discussion on Recent Violent Incident

42:00 to 44:50

The hosts discuss a violent incident involving a woman wielding knives and the implications for urban safety.

“She's making her intentions pretty clear that she's going to kill two people.”

Discussion on Recent Violent Incident

44:53 to 45:11

The hosts discuss a violent incident involving a woman wielding knives and the implications for urban safety.

“Restrictions and important safety information.”

AI and Political Landscape

46:25 to 51:48

A critical discussion on generative AI regulations in education and its implications for democracy and society.

“And Momdani, by the way Banning generative AI for students From kindergarten to eighth grade It's a move that he wants to be president We know he wants to be president But this is a smart move.”

Elon Musk, AI, and the Future

51:48 to 56:00

The hosts delve into discussions about Elon Musk's influence on politics, AI, and the potential end times rhetoric.

“And they looked at the data and they go, we need to wrap ourselves in the language of populism, Christianity, free speech, populism, America first, whatever you want to call it.”

Theological Implications of AI and the End Times

56:00 to 1:07:14

Discussing the relationship between AI, societal change, and religious beliefs about the end times.

“lecturing about satan and saying uh you know hey satan's gonna be somebody who's ready on earth it's gonna like try to limit ai can you imagine that's what satan's doing that's what peter teal's whole argument is.”

Theological Implications of AI and the End Times

1:07:20 to 1:08:39

Discussing the relationship between AI, societal change, and religious beliefs about the end times.

“The Midwest levels up October 3rd and 4th.”

Theological Implications of AI and the End Times

1:08:41 to 1:09:15

Discussing the relationship between AI, societal change, and religious beliefs about the end times.

“The Midwest levels up October 3rd and 4th.”

Political Landscape and the 'End Times' Slogan

1:09:15 to 1:10:00

Analyzing current political figures and the implications of the 'end times' narrative in politics.

“Get your tickets now at futureplayfestival.com.”

The End Times Slogan and Its Implications

1:10:00 to 1:14:18

Explore how the 'end times' slogan reflects current political attitudes and behaviors.

“But I imagine, well, because the Republicans are offering such a great, they have such a great midterm strategy.”

The Allegorical Trump Supporter

1:14:19 to 1:18:18

A humorous analogy illustrating the state of hardcore Trump supporters.

“And for them, it's always the end times.”

The Allegorical Trump Supporter

1:18:19 to 1:19:03

A humorous analogy illustrating the state of hardcore Trump supporters.

“You know, I'll be standing in line somewhere and I'll go, have you talked about Armour colostrum?”
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0:00If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Hi, I'm Sean Evans from Hot Ones, and I want to tell you about YouTube Premium. It has offline downloads, so you can watch without Wi-Fi. Background play, so you can lock your phone and it still plays, baby. Oh, and it is completely ad-free. Yes, I said it, ad-free. Try YouTube Premium for two months free at youtube.com slash premium. Trial eligibility varies, terms apply, cancel anytime. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Let's see this Rosie O'Donnell thing. She has these Epstein survivors come out and sing. And I get it. I like all of this.

0:40I'm all release the files. And I have no problem with Rosie doing this. But the singing isn't necessary. She has this. She brings these Epstein survivors together. And she's talking to them. Which, again, great. then she goes and does they sing I am woman hear me roar it's just weird to bring in a bunch of people who are talking about getting you know R worded and then go alright yeah no that was and you were 14 and you would take right okay 5 6 7 8 like it's you don't need you don't need the theatrics and I get it Rosie's from the Broadway world She likes everything to have a musical component Like a number, let's do a number These are victims of a prolific human trafficker Can they even sing?

1:38Did they have to rehearse this? Did they have to bring them in and rehearse it? They probably did Can you imagine being a victim of human trafficking And then having the producer go You're going to come on You're going to share your story And then, of course, there will be a song. And you go, what? Yeah, we're going to do I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar. We think it's powerful to just kind of do a song with everyone. You don't mind that, do you? I guess I'm not really a singer. It doesn't matter. Rosie's not a singer. No one's anything anymore. It doesn't really matter. So here, let's watch this because, again, it's, to me, it's a great example of, like, it's, you're almost doing it.

2:23It's almost good. This is a great example because in our society now, this has become a major theme of our society. And you'll be like, God, you're on the one yard line. Like it's almost what it should be. And then it becomes immediately the opposite of what it should be. And you go, God, Zooks. And I get it because Rosie goes, let's get all these women to come in and talk about their experiences. And I'm all for that. and then it goes the other way. So let's just watch this, please. And I think you'll know what I mean here. Well, hold on. Let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning, from the place where I thought it might be good.

3:08Because I went, yeah. I have a couple hours. And I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands, like we'll say it what, and then lift our hands up together. Again, stop it immediately. Again, all we need to, all you need to do is interview these women about what happened and who did it. You don't need to do a theatrical production here. You don't need to sing memories from cats. You don't need it. I understand what Rosie's trying to do. She's like choreographing this. She's like, well, I thought you would, I'd put my hand up. You put your hand up. We hold hands. We do a box step.

3:50We're going to be in a formation. We're going to harmonize, you know. So let's just watch this. I won't interrupt it again, but let's go back to the beginning. We're going to watch this again, and it's almost correct. Rose, you almost had it. Here we go. Thank you all for coming. We have a couple hours. I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands, like we'll say what, and then lift our hands up together, right? More than you like that, which is what I think. That was my first thought, right? But I know it's been very hard for you and with very little support, and I'm sorry that our country's so f***ed up that this is what you have to live through because you are all heroes and you're going to change how the world deals with child sex abuse.

4:38I am woman, hear me roar The number's too big to ignore And I know too much Stop it for a minute. Here's how bad this is. I don't feel bad for them anymore. I'm not even kidding. here's how bad first of all one of them's got Chanel sandals on it's like how about let's get the Chanel Crocs off the foot we're trying to make people feel bad this is so bad I gotta be honest with you I I hate to say it I'm siding with Epstein is that the point is the point of this to side with Epstein no right I imagine that's not the point this is so weird and strange I'm like I don't know that I feel bad for these women anymore because they're victims of the most heinous crime imaginable obviously but then they're standing here and they're singing and they're trying and they're serious of course it's a serious topic and it's just so odd let's watch the rest of it Go back to pretend Cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again Oh yes, I am wise But it's wisdom born to pay Yes, I pay the price But look how much I gained Is this them or are they lip syncing?

6:11they're kind of good if it's them is it them? is this like a human trafficking choir that she found? is this like an Epstein victim choir that Rosie O'Donnell found because I imagine this has been edited or they've put some they've dubbed this into a degree or are they just really talented? I it's not terrible it's pretty good in terms of the musical quality I just I'm trying to get the I'm trying to get the point here of like why does this need a song like I I understand that she feels like it's necessary, but I'm like, I just don't get it why we need a song here, but she might know better than me.

7:09I'm just saying to myself, let's talk about what happened, the details, get everybody, you know, but let's, uh, let's carry on.

7:28Invincible I am woman

7:37And then there's all the headshots of them when they were younger. I am strong. I am invincible. I am woman. All right. Well, again, I don't, you know, sure. Sure. women's liberation movement. And now for the brave and patient Epstein survivors, the phenomenal Rosie O'Donnell decided to invite some of the Epstein survivors to get together and sing the powerful Helen Reddy masterpiece. I am woman, which became a rallying cry for the women's liberation movement, which I understand that. And that's lovely. This is a little different than that. It's a case of human trafficking. I'm not saying that there's not some overlap, but I am saying that, I don't know, I just felt it was, missed the mark a little bit for me.

8:33It missed the mark a little bit for me because all of this stuff is supposedly, it's supposed to be deadly serious. And then you go, and five, six, seven, eight. So you were put in the trunk of a car and drugged, right? Five, six, seven. So when I go like this, you go like that. We'll do like a wave, we'll do a wave. So we'll start the wave here. Yeah, you were tied up and, right, drugged. Okay, so the wave starts with me, and then by the time it gets to you, we're at the end of the song. So then there's the big fit, and you had a baby and they killed it? Because you were meant to have birth and they killed the baby?

9:08Right. So the formation is kind of like the Rockettes, where we'll be up front, and then you kind of come in under our shoulders.

9:20That's what J.D. Vance needs to do. He needs to start doing musical numbers. J.D. Vance, by the way, this guy cannot catch a break. The press office at the J.D. Vance headquarters has to be like just overdrive all the time. What has befallen us now? That's got to be the attitude of his people over there. Like, what the hell? What's happening now? This guy goes to the Republican Jewish Coalition. and it gives a speech and it gets leaked. And, you know, I think we'll pull up the speech, but he's basically like, you're on the team, we're on the team. We're on the team, everybody's on the team. And he can't help, you know, but be J.D.

10:12Vance, which is like, it's the lack of charisma. Somehow you feel it through an audio recording. Somehow you feel this. This is a leaked recording and you feel, and you feel he's bombing in the room. There's no picture. There's no video. You can't, you're not, you don't need multiple senses to know how bad he's doing. Only the leaked audio, you go, God, this guy just can't, he can't get the ball in the net. And of course it comes out and everybody's going, he's, he's having these closed door. He's giving speeches to these lobbyists, telling them, hey, it's all going to be, we love you guys, Vance says, speaking on behalf of Trump and the entire Trump administration.

11:00So this is a 17 seconds of a leaked speech from J.D. Vance at the Republican Jewish Coalition. And he's doing what he does best, which is he's pandering, but like poorly, like he doesn't really know how to do it. do it and and of course it's it like everything else he touches turns immediately into a disaster here he is friend of the show longtime friend of the show jd vance uh and we and we we're saddened to see him in such a state take it away i hope that everybody here knows that from the top of this administration to the vice president on down we love you guys we appreciate you guys and you will very much always be on the team so long as i have any say

11:49he's the vice president and he sounds like he's like uh somebody who's he sounds like like uh a member of a school board trying to get something done like he just doesn't have the if he doesn't speak with the authority of the vice president. From the top of this administration to the bottom, you guys, you're always on a team. We love you. Come on. You're our guys. We love you. We're it. We, come on. We love you. Like, it's a salesman who can't sell. Get up Shelly Levine, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Can we play this? I think we might be able to play a short section from Shelley Levine, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, and he shows up at this guy's door.

12:45It's a great, it's a David Mamet play. It's a great movie. Alec Baldwin's in it. It's about salesmen who cannot sell anything. And they constantly have this quivering voice, and they're all desperate. No, that's not the one. It's Shelley Levine. He shows up in the rain, and he's just, he's trying to get into this guy's house, And the guy's like, listen, we don't have anything. We can't buy anything. And J.D. Vance just has that. It's in him. It's this fear of being, you know, like unwanted. And he's trying desperately to convince these people. He's like, God, we love you, God. You're our guys.

13:27You're on the team here. From the top of this administration to the bottom. And he's the vice president of the United States. he should be speaking with the authority of the vice president of the united states but at no point here he is so this by the way this is jd vance okay at the republican jewish coalition this is the second leaked audio we have here take it away this is jd vance and i think you'll know what i mean this is jd vance at the republican jewish coalition leaked audio Mr. Spannell? Sheldon Levine. I was speaking to your wife earlier. Come in. That's a dog. Oh, yes. Oh,

14:16I see you're interested in fishing. Oh, well, I fished myself many years. Musky, Wisconsin. Oh, beauty. Where's the business? Out at the PTA. What was this in reference? Well, I spoke to your wife earlier on the phone. I called. I'm in town with Rio Rancho. Yes, yes, I'm sorry. She said you had some sort of some award. I was speaking to the people in my sales organization, my representatives in this area. Now, Mr. Spannell, the... Your name is Larry. Do you mind if I call you Larry? Who? Right, Larry. We had a consultant, and he made me an offer. He made me an offer. where he offered me$230 ,000 to promote a sales plan, you see, a plan to present our investment opportunities in Rio Rancho to the public.

15:03Well, I said, hell, let me save you the$230 ,000 and pass the savings along to the investors. Now, my people immediately said, whoa, how do you do that? How can you present investment opportunities without television, without magazine ads? I said, you take something this good, you go to a man who has invested in the past, You go to him direct and offer the money to him rebate and don't give it to this expert So you're here to sell me some land no, I wouldn't try to sell you lay I leave that to the salesmen, you know people who want to own land. I think something has to be fed Watered and painted no, but don't invest in it and that motto has stood me in good stead.

15:47I'm a sterile I just call me Shelley. I have never been afraid of familiar I'm walking out the door. I've got to pick up my wife at the... Let's take my car, huh? We'll pick her up together. Spoke to the little woman on the phone. Can't wait to meet her. No, we've got it. We're going over to our relatives. Oh, she didn't say anything. I'm sure she forgot. I'm on a plane to Florida. Well, I'm so sorry if we put you out. No, you didn't put me out. I'm just trying to think, Larry. You know, that's the only parcel that I've got. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go back to the computer, I'm going to pull another one, and we're going to speak to your relatives, too.

16:17No, no, no. Come on, you're a busy man, Larry, and so am I. My God, I'm in the act of giving a gift away. Look, I don't want to buy land. I don't want to invest in land. I have nothing. She took the call without my knowledge. I have no business that I wish to transact. Oh, hey, I don't want to tell you how to handle your wife. My wife filled in a form, and we have been plagued for the last year by... That's the situation that I'm trying to eliminate, Larry. No, no. Do you understand? Thank you, no. That's J.D. Vance speaking at the Republican Jewish Coalition. again. But he has that energy. Play advance again and let's see if you can hear it.

16:56Let's see if you can hear it in the voice. I hope that everybody here knows that from the top of this administration to the vice president on down, we love you guys, we appreciate you guys, and you will very much always be on the team so long as I have any say. Yeah. We love you guys. Everyone. You're always on a team here. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Libya? We'll do it. We did it, but we'll do it again. What are you doing, Lebanon? We're going to do it. You want Turkey too? We'll do it. You're on the team. We get it. Fuck it. It's a NATO country. Who gives a fuck?

17:32What do you want? We'll do it. You're on it from the top to the bottom here. You guys are on the team because I am, as long as I have a say in it, I have a property And we will speak to your relatives too I will get in my Let's take my car Let's take my car to Lebanon and kill everybody Let's do it, I have no problem with that Everyone get in my car We'll drive to Lebanon right now We'll bomb it and flatten it And that's fine The Trump administration came to me And they said we've got a sales plan And I said well I'll go to the Republican Jewish Coalition And I'll talk to them about it And I'm here to tell you that you're on the team.

18:15You're our guys from the top to the bottom. You know what we got you. What as long as I have a say in it, we'll do anything you wanted. And it's just that level of desperation, that level of, you know, just it does reek of this kind of cronyism, this kind of desperation where most Americans now feel that the interests of Israel are no longer aligning with the United States of America in a foreign policy. sense. That is not specific to party. And it really is starting to become not specific to age. A lot of older people who for years had thought of Israel and America as sharing common interests that overlap perfectly 100 % of the time are now saying they have interests that do not make America safer or more prosperous.

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21:31And the Jerusalem Post just wrote an article that said everybody should just go that many Americans are in debt and instead of trying to figure out how to make it more affordable, and I'll send this to you, but how about this? They go, instead of making things more affordable, what we're really going to do is we think everybody should just, I just texted this to you, we think everybody should just join the military because that's the way to pay off the debt that you have. You should just join the military and we should agree to wipe out your debt. Hegseth is extending people's, you know, he's extending their tours till 2027.

22:16Although people are saying, you know, and I believe Vance said this, that Trump doesn't really consider this a war at this point. He doesn't consider it a war with Iran. It's not a war. It's just, I guess, a fun thing we're doing. It's not a war. It's just a fun thing we're involved in. It's just interesting. So here's the Jerusalem Post. the average American aged 18 to 34 carries more than$40 ,000 in non-mortgage debt across student loans, credit card balances, auto loans, and personal loans, with some estimates going as high as$100 ,000. This is the cohort the Pentagon needs, a federally administered debt forgiveness enlistment program that fully discharges student loan, credit card, and loan balances after 24, 36 months of service and extends the GI Bill.

22:59It would produce voluntary enlistment at scale. It's not theoretical. It is the American state doing what the American state has always done when it needed staff it could not otherwise generate. World War II offered the GI Bill, Vietnam offered the college deferments, the post-9-11 wars offered signing bonuses and citizenship pathways. The Iran war will need to offer debt relief. The economics of the indebted American 20 to 30 something make this the most efficient conversion mechanism available to the Pentagon and the Trump administration. By the way, I was saying this as a joke a few months ago where it's just going to be like, they're basically going to tell you, yeah, just go fight in Iran.

23:41You broke? Just go fight in Iran. You can't afford things? Can't afford to go to Nantucket? Go to Iran. This is fully out in the open that there are people that would like your children, you, my listeners younger, your friends to enlist in the military because they cannot pay back their student loan debt. They want you to enlist in the United States military and this is what they're pushing. This is going to be the solution. Everybody's like, how are we getting out of student loan debt? It's too expensive I can't afford anything Join the military Go and fight in Iran You won't have to You'll die By the way Here's the best debt relief program Death That's the real best Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I mean you really want to get out of your debt?

24:46The best way to get out of your debt Is to die in a foreign country and get shipped back as a flag. A flag doesn't owe any debt. A flag goes on the mantle and it inspires future generations. Uncle Tommy gave it all for this country. Uncle Tommy went to school and he got himself into a little debt. And then he moved to Brooklyn with his girlfriend thinking it was all going to work out. Pretty soon, Uncle Tommy and his girlfriend realized that they'd been living beyond their means. And in fact, he never got the job he thought he would get that would pay back the debt. There was no white picket fence for Tommy and his girlfriend.

25:26So Tommy decided to do what a lot of Americans in his generation did. Put the expensive burrito down and go to Iran, where he promptly was shot in the head. Uncle Tommy is an American hero. He door dashed too much and now he's dead. That's the American hero. He doordashed too much, so he got to participate in wars of folly that were largely prosecuted by billionaire oligarchs for their own designs on the planet and their own enrichment. And Tommy was basically in a bad position. He ordered too much Thai food. You know how many fees are associated with delivery? And that's how you'll scare kids not to order too much delivery.

26:11You know how Tommy, you know he got killed in Iran, don't you? You know how that started? He was door dashing sushi. That's how it started. And then he didn't have any money. And now he's dead. So how about you make a sandwich at home? This is, they want a generation of people who've literally Uber eats their way into getting killed in Iran. that's the plan they want to take all of these people who were waiting online for a fucking Instagram pancake and send them to Iran these people have no idea what's going to do the next group of people that are going to die in Iran are right now blissfully standing on a three hour line for a pizza in the West Village that they read about because life is meaningless and they're standing there for three hours for nothing.

27:12But they're about to go die in Iran. They don't realize that. That's how we're going to solve this whole problem. That's how we're going to solve this whole problem of like young professionals without any money wandering around these cities that are increasingly, you know, the wealth is consolidating into a smaller and smaller group of people. We're just going to send them somewhere to die. Just go die. Just go die. And then they'll come back with PTSD, you know, and they'll come back and then we'll just go, yeah, it was tough over there, huh? Yeah, it's tough, you know. Not much we can do, but, you know, puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?

27:47You were really mad that you couldn't afford a house in Martha's Vineyard or whatever, but now you saw your friends all die. So now you get what life's about, right? Now you can quietly just go and kill yourself with booze and fentanyl or whatnot. But that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to, this is how we're going to get, you're going, it'll be the first group of people who've door dashed their way into war, by the way. How unbelievable. And that's the plan. Oh, you could kill them all. Send them there, they'll die. Hegseth, Pete Hegseth, extends Mideast deployments into 2027, escalating strain on troops.

28:26Trump has told aides privately that he believes his strategy will eventually work as 50 ,000 troops remain on hand to give him options. His strategy is like, we can put pressure on them. We have people there whose lives were ruining. They have no clear mission. They have no clear sense of purpose in what they're going to do. The Pentagon's all-in approach comes as Trump has sent mixed signals on what might happen next. Trump has embraced an economic pressure campaign in recent weeks in the hopes of forcing Iran to the negotiating table. Tehran has shown no signs of backing down, however. And the U.S.

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29:02and Iran continue to exchange fire as both nations assert control over the Strait of Hormuz. So just to recap, we've lost the war. We have 50 ,000 troops stationed over there because we are considering putting boots on the ground. And by the way, I hate to say it, I hope we don't. We probably will. We probably will. We probably will do that. I don't think we're living in a world in which Trump just loses interest here. I hope he does. Will he, you know, will he? Or they have been considering using a nuke. I mean, this is like reported. People have talked about it. And now they're talking about selective service going away into drafting people that are in student loan debt.

29:55Now you're in student loan. Can you imagine taking out debt to learn about U.S. imperialism and then having to pay it back by going on an imperial conquest? Talk about irony! Taking out student loan debt to learn about colonialism and imperialism, and then a few years later, your boots on the ground? I mean, you want to talk about coming full circle? Want to talk about a real education? But this is what they want to do. This is what they want to do. And this is like as crazy a thing as I've ever heard. We've lost. Iran has shown the ability to, we've not taken out the government. The government's functional to the degree that it is.

30:48We've not been able to protect our own allies in that region. There's nothing good coming. There's nothing good coming And let's look at this Fatty Boom Batty With the two knives outside of the M &M store Who they had to shoot And then her mother Her mother is now upset This Fatty Boom Batty outside of the M &M store Killed a woman This little Torta Goes and kills a woman She looks like a Pokemon, this woman She's standing there with two kitchen knives She kills a woman, she's mentally ill It's not working out well By the way, there's a guy behind her, hilariously, with a photo, just getting the shot.

31:26There's a photographer. This is a great shot. There's a photographer right behind her in Times Square. The cops are about to shoot this fatty boom batty with two knives. And behind her, a guy is just getting a shot. Now, the cops are trying to reason with this bitch for four minutes. I think they should have shot her, like, so quickly. She's got two knives. She just killed someone. Get rid of her. But, of course, that's wrong. And her mother is going, why wasn't she tackled? why don't we show more care to murderers? That's where we are in our society. Why don't, when you've stabbed someone in the neck, why don't we do more to be gentle with you?

32:06So her mother is talking about this event that happened, I think, outside of the M &M store. Maybe she was just trying to get in the M &M store. Anyway, let's watch a little bit of this. This is disturbing to some viewers who, I guess, are disturbed by death or that want to think of the M &M stores as kind of a happy place. Universally loving and happy place. But here it is. A torta has fallen. Chilling new video of the deadly knife attack in New York's Times Square. The suspect you'll see surrounded by police, waving knives in both hands. And tonight, the victim who died, a young woman, a bank executive, newly married.

32:53Here's Matt Rivers. Tonight, chilling new video of that horrifying random stabbing attack in the heart of New York City. Police surrounding the suspect armed with two knives in Times Square. Moments after, authorities say she stabbed two people, including a young Bank of America executive. She wants to die. By the way, here's the deal. If you have two knives and there's a bunch of police that are surrounding you, You want to die. You just want to die. There's no, there's no, you want to die. Now you might be going, well, she's mentally ill and she's suffering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great.

33:28Sure. I'm sure you're right. Lindsay Clancy is actually mentally ill. Okay. But her kids are strangled in a basement. So there are those facts as well. But it's a witch energy with Lindsay Clancy. Let's talk. We're going to talk about that later on. We're going to stay on this, but it's clearly a witch energy that's coming out. It's very dark and disturbing. and deeply weird. Even to people that think that she was prescribed the wrong meds and everything, which I probably concur with, by the way. People who want to make it about SSRIs and all that, that's all fine and good. And maybe her husband didn't tell her.

34:05He ignored her. I don't know. But like, the energy, the exalting the woman and celebrating this and celebrating her is a witch energy, truly. And it's, and the people, and I don't know, people think it's a psyop, Maybe it is a PSYOP to the extent that it's in front of our face and it's dividing people. But there does seem to be a weird energy behind it that is disturbing. And a lot of people can't understand it. And it is an energy that a lot of people are having a problem diagnosing. but it feels a little bit like something that is, achoo, sorry. It feels something that, like it's something that is, it's revealing something dark about our society, put it that way, on all sides, like the medications, the doc, like all of that stuff, and then also people with the shirts and the hats and the theme songs and the choreographed dances outside the courthouse or whatever they're doing, and they're bringing children.

35:07They're bringing children. Don't you think the children ask why they're there? You think any of the children ask their parents why they're outside of the Lindsay Clancy courthouse? You think you have to explain that? Why are we here? Well, that's a good question. So the woman inside the courthouse killed her three children. What? What? The woman inside the courthouse killed her three children, and it's not her fault. And that's why we're here to support her. She killed her three children? Yes, because she was under a lot of stress. Aren't you under stress sometimes? Well, yes. Well, you wouldn't kill me, right?

35:57No, of course not. I would never kill you. I'm here to support this woman who killed her children. but I wouldn't kill you. All right. Did you see a kid like processing? Because they're going to have to explain to the kids why they're there. The parents, these moms are going to have to go, listen, this woman, you know how sometimes you do something that you're not proud of? Like when you said you didn't hit your sister, but you did? Yeah. Well, this woman strangled her three children to death with exercise equipment. what? She killed her three children with exercise equipment and then jumped out of the window.

36:39That's why I'm out of school? Yes. Yes. That's why you're out of school. Because instead of bringing you to a school where you could learn, God, what some man wants, we're here to participate in a fun little festival supporting this woman. How? Like, I wonder if any of the kids are, like, looking at their parents, like, wait a minute, am I going to get choked? If you're a kid outside the Lindsay Clancy courthouse, you're looking at your mother like, when am I getting choked? When am I getting strangled with exercise equipment? Because that's coming, right? Can you imagine these kids? They're starting to wake up going, so I'm going to get choked soon to death, right?

37:18With exercise equipment or whatever my mom has around the house. I'm going to get beaten to death with a tenderizing meat mallet. Anyway, back to this torta. A torta has fallen here and a torta has fallen and it is sad, but you know, she's lost it. And I know that we should have tackled her and it should have been non-lethal means. We should have paid for her to get better and whatever, but none of that was ever going to happen. And she killed a person and I don't think we should go to crazy lengths to endanger people. But this is the thing that a lot of these people like, they want more of this.

37:58A lot of people in this country, they want to strangle their children. They want to stab someone in Times Square. So you're dealing with that group. You're dealing with that crew of people that they don't understand. They go, yeah, well, there's a lot of fucked up shit. Nobody listen to her. Do it not. So there's people that immediately feel sympathy for the woman who stabbed the other woman in the neck. They immediately do. They're immediately like, this is a sad thing. So here we have this woman here with these two kitchen knives and an ill-fitting pink shirt. You got to wear the clothes that fit, lady.

38:42So let's watch this, a little bit more of this ABC News piece on a fallen torta.

38:55Oh,

39:00they're not going to show us? The suspect later died at the hospital. Police say the suspect stabbed two people within 20 seconds. A 68-year-old man was wounded. Kill her. Kill her. Shoot her. Shoot her. What the fuck are we talking about? Shoot her, you psychos. You fucking lunatics. You want to live in a city where people are just getting stabbed in the neck? She's got to go. What the hell's wrong with you people? Shoot her. God. It's unbelievable. There's nothing. It's never enough for these people. She has two knives going, I'd rather kill both of you. So here is her mother, by the way. What's this woman's name?

39:42I don't know if it says her name in the news story. Okay. Well, this is her mother who's wearing a tablecloth as a shirt. And now she's she's now wondering why the cops didn't weren't more gentle with her daughter who murdered a young mother. So I guess this is the the mother of the a torta who has fallen. Mental illness for years. Here's what they said. By the way, what a run. The torta was such an interesting creature. The torta is running and the legs kind of move very quickly, but the torso doesn't move that quickly. So it's a lot of like footwork and it's just advancing kind of slowly. But it is scare.

40:22Even a slow moving torta with a knife is a torta with a knife.

40:31There were so many police. Why didn't they grab her by the arm? Yeah, she had mental problems. There were no signs this would have happened. This was all of a sudden because she's never been violent.

40:47Now, Police Commissioner Jessica Tish said officers... She's never been violent, but she then, when she was violent, she certainly made the most of it. I mean, I just don't understand. Well, she's never been violent. Well, her debut was pretty good. She killed a person and then seriously wounded another person. Let's see what Jessica Tish says, what she's saying. A couple of minutes and that they had to take action to save other lives. Here's what Commissioner Jessica Tish had to say about the incident. During the encounter, she told the officers, quote, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you.

41:28She repeated, I will kill you. Right. The subject began. That's bad. That's bad. Hey, retards. That's bad. Stupid people who want to destroy our society. That's bad. to look at the cop and go, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. That's not good. That's what they call actionable intelligence. Of course, you know, that's right there. She's making her intentions pretty clear that she's going to kill two people. She's holding knives. She goes, I'm not going to drop them. I will kill you. Let's continue here. Discharged tasers, which proved to be ineffective, and the subject continued to advance towards our officers with the knives.

42:23Two officers then discharged their service weapons, striking the subject. Now, police say that there were at least three previous incidents on record where 911 calls were made about this woman's behavior, but she was never arrested before this. As for the victim, Erin Piacente, her family is in mourning in their New Jersey home. They've asked for people to give them their privacy as they begin to grieve the loss of this very promising 32-year-old woman who was a vice president at Bank of America. All right, get it out of here. Listen, the city's pretty safe. I'm not going to say, you know, some of my friends call me like, everybody's getting killed over there.

43:01Everybody getting killed over there. And that's not true. The city's pretty safe. The summer was not a hellscape at all. And I would tell you if it was. But I will say that, like, if a torta is going to behave like that, the torta has to be dropped. It's not nice. It's not a nice thing. It's not a nice part of life. No one wants any of this to happen. No one wants this. This guy, this woman who died, her husband's got to explain, my wife was killed by a knife-wielding torta outside of the M &M store. Is that the story anybody wants? You know? Nobody wants that. My wife was killed by a, well, it was a knife-wielding torta outside of the M &M store.

43:54I remember that. It's just these two, like her little alligator arms. She's just all torso and these little alligator arms, and then her feet go so quickly. Look at this, look at this. There she goes. Whoa! you got to get her, shoot her, kill her. She's a problem. She's a problem. If you're suffering from erectile dysfunction, many people are. You got to check out HIMSS. HIMSS is the move, folks. I'm telling you right now. It is a great increase to your sexual health. The moment you notice something is off in the bedroom, it tends to stick with you. Most guys sit on it longer than they should.

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46:36This is actually smart here. New York City will impose a one-year moratorium on gender of AI. They should do more than that. While high schoolers receive twice yearly AI critical thinking instruction, a new screen time policy will also prioritize real human teaching. Children need their teachers and human connection in order to learn and grow. New York City is drawing a clear line, protect childhood, preserve human instruction, and prepare older students to navigate AI responsibly. I think it's a good move. I really do. When Trump came out with that tweet and he said, the only reason you don't want data centers is because you want to live in a poor, backward, rural area.

47:14That is going to be, that's an incredibly unpopular position. Trump is obviously here to just destroy Earth. I mean, that's obviously what he's here to do. There's no rhyme or reason for anything he's doing anymore. He literally just wants to destroy Earth. It's not even political at this point. He just wants to destroy the planet. Once you view everything through that lens, you go, Oh, yeah. I mean, that's fine. It is what it is. But once you get it, you go, oh, yeah, he's here to destroy the planet we live on because, you know, for whatever reason, he's going to die soon and he doesn't want it to exist unless he's running it.

47:53So, and, you know, this new documentary is coming out about Musk and Doge and I think it's Alex Gibney doc that's coming out. and Alex Gibney has done a lot of Taxi to the Dark Side about the torture program during the Iraq War. He's a documentarian. And I think the gist of this here is that people like Elon Musk don't believe that the United States government is worthy of preserving. And they think it is a hopelessly corrupt, bloated, dysfunctional organization that can be taken over by the tech community and then eventually run effectively by AI, which they will then merge with and control. He wants to eliminate anybody that stands in the way of that.

48:45He's open about that. One of the more disappointing things about people is because Musk has been right on free speech and he's been right on a few other things and he's been right on sort of the madness some of the gender madness and whatever and he's been you know somewhat right about that stuff it takes a little too far but because he's been he's like isolated a few of those issues and been correct on them people don't understand the larger picture which is that he is trying to feed everybody into the mulcher of AI and he doesn't really believe in democracy and doesn't like it and doesn't think it's necessary and thinks it's inevitably, and he thinks human beings are like, you know, a base level operating system that they need to be augmented.

49:39And he's, you know, so he's spending a lot of money. His super PAC reports 800 ,000 at first burst of midterm spending largely in Maine and Texas. So they've bought the Republican party. The tech community purchased the Republican part for many years. They own the democratic party. these guys know what's going on all over the world. These guys have all the data, and they say everything's going populist. People don't like mass migration. They don't like the gender insanity in schools. They don't like it. You know, and they're looking at all that data. They're looking at all that data in real time.

50:15They're seeing what people are Googling, what people are searching. They're seeing the bubbles that people are existing in online, and they're seeing all over the world that the dam of globalism is kind of breaking. They have all that data. They know it. they then make a conscious decision to flip and switch sides. And some of it had to do with Israel and some of it had to do with the fact that you couldn't get, you can purchase Trump and the Republican Party and those people will allow you to do anything you want as long as you support them politically. So you have Elon and Zuckerberg and Sam Altman and Thiel and all of those guys to varying degrees, but it's the same overall goal.

51:05They are all trying to get rid of the government and install themselves as the new government and install their companies as the new government. They believe they are the government. They don't look at Congress or the Senate or the Supreme Court They don't care Musk authorized his super PAC to spend over$100 million To help Republicans in November He's a trillionaire Elon Musk has$1 trillion And it's very obvious That this wasn't solely about People's ability to speak freely Which is an important component of a democratic system It is really about trying to get rid of any opposition to a complete AI takeover.

51:59And they looked at the data and they go, we need to wrap ourselves in the language of populism, Christianity, free speech, populism, America first, whatever you want to call it. We want to wrap ourselves in that. And that is going to allow us to smuggle in these ideas, to build massive data centers all over the country, to start. By the way, how soon is it until they run their first AI candidate? It's not that far off. It's not that far off. It's coming. I mean, it sounds creepy, but it's coming. How soon is it until they are saying, we have a city now run on AI and it works better than the rest of the city.

52:40So maybe you can view that city as an example. And they're bringing in the flock cameras, and they're bringing in the digital control grid. The only person in the Trump administration who speaks out about this is Steve Bannon, who has a host of other issues. But that's the only person who's been vocal about this. And he's been largely marginalized because of it. He has an audience, but he's been largely marginalized because of it. JD is a sympathizer with that group of people to a certain degree. It's impossible to know how much, but I will say this. He is backed largely by the same forces that are trying to accomplish a AI run state.

53:31He's backed by those forces. They're giving him money. And that's why he's out there going, it might be the end times, and we got to fight the demons, and hey, if my work leads to the end times, that's cool with me, and doesn't matter. It's all good. Here he is talking about this. He doesn't mind his work if it leads to the end times because they know this rhetoric is the only way to get people to march into the prison. You're not going to be able to enslave everyone. They got to march in willingly. And the way to do that is to disguise this. It's biblical. It's the end times. It's demons. That's why they're getting really heavy on that, all of those symbols.

54:18Because they know, if you just sat down with people and said, listen, we're building data centers everywhere. There's not going to be any jobs by design. and we're in an AI arms race with China, which, by the way, feels like more us. I mean, I know that everyone says, China, China! But I'm sure that, like, there might have been a way early on to all sit down and go, let's try to figure out how this technology doesn't erase humanity. But we know we have no interest in that. By the way, we have no interest. Well, what if China gets, what if China gets all that, and then they can shut off our nuclear weapons.

54:54They can come up with novel diseases in China. And you don't know what China is. I guarantee you, we were not out there with the olive branch, by the way. So they're selling everybody on this idea. And then, and this is, what's interesting about this is I know that, yes, it's political, but it's also the end of the humanity. Like, that's what we're looking at here. It's the end of the human race fully. That's now an issue. It used to be like, are we spending too much on education or not enough? Now it's like, hey, human beings, what are we going to do with them? Many of them are fat. Human beings, what are we going to do with them?

55:38That's where we're at. So that's why they have to keep using this very biblical religious rhetoric. rick because the people that are behind the scenes of this are are are like figure out any tell them anything tell them whatever you want to tell them and they're spearheading it that's why teal's lecturing about satan and saying uh you know hey satan's gonna be somebody who's ready on earth it's gonna like try to limit ai can you imagine that's what satan's doing that's what peter teal's whole argument is. His whole argument is that Satan's here trying to limit AI. Satan's like some senator who's like, we shouldn't, AI shouldn't run this whole country.

56:21Peter Thiel's like, well, that's Satan. That's what he thinks Satan is. The person who goes, hey, we should put some safeguards on AI. That's all Peter Thiel requires for you to be considered Satan. Seems like a very loose definition of the Antichrist. So here we have J.D. Vance again. And this is comforting. What I like about J.D. is it's a comforting thing. He's telling everybody, hey, if it's the end of the world, so be it. So let's watch this. Because this is unbelievable. Let's watch this from the beginning. It's unbelievable.

57:00Really amazing. is doing as much of God's work as possible right now. And if that leads to the end times, okay. And one of the things that I think that Catholics are very focused on that I think is very good for me is this idea that we don't know when God is coming, but we are commanded to try to as much as possible, try to make the world the kind of world that God wants it to be. Is that what you're doing? Hold on. Hold on. Let's stop that for a minute. Is that what you're doing? Is that what you're doing? Is that what these people are doing? I'm, wait, hold on. God, we don't know when he's coming, but we'd like it to be the world that God wants it to be.

57:51And so that's what we're doing with the Neuralink and the Flock cameras. That's what OpenAI is doing. That's the world God wants it to be. God wants human beings replaced by artificial intelligence. That's the world God wants to see. Is God all about efficiency? So God wants his creation to be replaced by artificial intelligence. You're building data centers all over the country. That's what God wants. God wants a barren desert landscape filled with data centers, but they believe that is the case. They believe that they're here to bring, give birth to super intelligence. So their God is a guy who thinks they want it to look like a barren desert landscape with a bunch of data centers.

58:45And then God will look at it and go, good. Good. That's what I want. That's what I want. We're moving in the direction that God wants. God wants data centers. He wants a lot of them. That's what God wants. And what I mean is where people are encouraged and able to live more virtuous lives, where husbands are able to take care of wives and vice versa, and families are thriving. And And people are sort of building a life, not talking to a chatbot, but they're building a life talking to their friends and their family. So I tend to think like while I wouldn't be shocked if we are living in the end times, what I'm trying to focus on is doing as much of God's work as possible right now.

59:35And if that leads to the end times, okay. End times, end times. He said it three times. He said it three times. He goes, the end times, the end times. if it's the end times I'm not shocked if it is the end times it might be the end times I'm telling you it is the end times just between me and you it is the end times I'm telling you right now we're going to make it the end times something's ending put it that way yeah I mean he goes we want people to live virtuous lives and be thriving so that's what that's the plan when no one has a job you could go be virtuous because that's coming back The culture coming back, fundamentalist religiosity is coming back.

1:00:17And the reason they're doing this is because they're basically saying, we don't have anything to sell you anymore except this. We can't sell you. We're not selling you the dream of the home ownership, the picket fence, the family, the vacations. We're not doing that. We're not doing it. We're actually going to collapse the system that you live under. We're going to collapse it, and then we're going to rebuild it as something unrecognizable and then we're going to tell everybody, well, now you can go lead virtuous lives. And he goes, we don't want people talking to chatbots. We want them to talk to his family.

1:00:49Well, all the people that supported this administration are the ones building the chatbots for the most part. These are the people that are building the chatbots. That's like so crazy. We don't want people talking to chatbots. We want them talking to their families about how they can live virtuous lives. It's the end times. He should just start. He should just start doing that in interviews. No matter what they ask him about, he should go, well, it is the end time. There's been turbulence in the bond market, right? Well, it's the end times. And biblically, we must understand that God calls back his debt at the end.

1:01:28And it's the end times. So, sure, we can do certain things. But mostly it's the end times. Mostly it's the end times. Overwhelmingly, we feel it is the end times. Now, where we can make little improvements here and there to people's lives, we are ending the world. So I do want to be kind of clear about that. I don't want to be open about it. I don't want it to come as a surprise to anyone. We are ending the world. So we're going to have little bumps along the way. There's going to be little bumps in the road when we end the world. It's not ending easily. We're ending the world. It's over. and that's kind of what we want.

1:02:10We want people at the end of the world to be able to sit down with their families and go, wow, it's the end of the world. You know, that's what I think about as your vice president. I think about, I don't want people rushing around at the end of the world talking to chatbots. I want them to look at their family and go, I can't believe the world is ending and just live a virtuous life for those last couple of hours. You know, that's important to us. When me and Trump got elected to end the world, we decided that we wanted to give people the freedom to live a virtuous life while we ended the world it seems like it's the right thing to do it's the end times the end of the world let's just finish up with him let's see if let's see if he redeems himself towards the end of this interview he never does but let's see you know us building a better world that thrives and survives for a very long time after i'm gone that's great too I just think that's great too.

1:03:09That's not what we're doing. A world that thrives and survives for longer than us, that's great too. That's not what we're doing. I will tell you right now, we are ending the world. It's very clear to everyone who's watching what we're doing, we are ending the world. But if somehow by accident the world survives and thrives for a long time, that's also cool. that's maybe the craziest thing I've heard a political leader say in my lifetime. That is maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard a political leader say in my lifetime. He literally says, if it's the end times, great. And hey, by the way, if this world's going to thrive and survive after me, that's fine too.

1:03:49We'd prefer the first. We're working diligently to bring about the first. but you know hey this is the end can you imagine this is the end with this crew but it does feel like that hey hats off to him it does feel like that he's kind of left out the fact that he's ending the war like he they're doing it these people act like they're on a boat that's being captained by someone else yeah I mean to boat. You know, the waves are the waves. We'll see. If we get to port, we get to port. You're the captain. Who knows? Who knows who's really the captain? We're just out here in the winds. All right. You're going to do something, right?

1:04:39You're not going to steer us into an iceberg. Hey, would I be surprised if we're going into an iceberg? Nope. I'm not surprised by that. And if somehow this boat navigates through around the iceberg and gets back to port, That's fine, too. Hey, hey, what is this value judgment you've set up? It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine a pilot on a plane? You get on a plane. He's like, listen, would it shock me if this plane crashed? No. No. But if we end up getting a Phoenix and everybody disembarks and gets their luggage, that'd be fine, too. What the fuck's going on? Would it shock me if this is all of our last flight?

1:05:17No. No. I'm just focusing on doing God's work If you got on a plane and heard that You'd get off the plane immediately If you got on a plane and the plane said Hey I'm just focusing on doing God's work And if that leads to the end time So be it You go let's take another one now It's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life

1:05:44Oh my god I mean this guy it's unbelievable it is unbelievable here and I just you know it is what it is you can't you can't you can't hold it against him he's just a lovable little scamp he's just a lovable little guy I mean it's just it's unbelievable at least Trump's version of this is just step right up spin the wheel you know what I mean Trump's like an old-timey carnival barker where he at least just, you know, again, destroying Earth. But at least he's like, come on up. Armored colostrum is so important. I tell everybody all the time about it. You know, I'll be standing in line somewhere and I'll go, have you talked about armored colostrum?

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1:09:24Some people think Newsom. I think John Ossoff. Senator from Georgia. Does Polymarket have odds on him that are good? I think he's the guy. I don't think you're going to see Newsom grab it. I think you're going to have – it's Ossoff, to me, would make the most sense. But I don't know. AOC, interesting, 20%. Ossoff is 15. He's climbing. Newsom's third, 14. Kamala's eight. Buttigieg is six. I think it's still going to be Ossoff. That's my guess. It could be Ossoff-AOC. But I imagine, well, because the Republicans are offering such a great, they have such a great midterm strategy. And they have a great slogan.

1:10:13It's the end times, deal with it. Their first slogan was America first. Their new slogan two years in is it's the end times. So what? And I like that. It's kind of fatalist. We're in the end times. Deal with it. What are you, bitched about Medicare? It's all over, buddy. That's a nice, and I guess AOC and this guy will talk about healthcare or something, but the Republicans really, they finally stumbled upon a great message. The world is ending. Live a virtuous life. You go, why is the world ending? Well, we're ending it. We're doing it. It's us. Vance is still at 50%. Marco Rubio is at 20%. And Tucker's at three.

1:11:02Interesting. Tucker is third at 3%. Tucker is third at 3 % as a potential. Am I six?

1:11:19That's wild. Interesting. Donald Trump is 2%. Donald Trump is 2%. 2 % of the people go, a polymarchic guy like, yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe we'd just run this back again. Let's do it again. I mean, if Trump ran again, like obviously he wouldn't run, it would be a military coup, but it was, it is just a hilarious to imagine him running again. He does still have this small loyal group of supporters who are the, now they're the craziest people you've ever met. They're people that aren't even speaking. Like they're just like dancing all the time. Like, Trump supporters are just, like, just drunk, and they're, like, dancing in a driveway all the time.

1:11:58And there's, like, it's just, like, Margaritaville's playing, and they're just like, ah! Ah! Like, that's the physicality of a real hardcore Trump supporter right now that has not figured out that this is a problem. They're just in their driveway, and someone put on Margaritaville. And the party's over, by the way. It was, like, a block party, and everyone's gone home. and they're just getting drunk and they're yelling at a child. That's like the hardcore Trump supporter that's deep. They're in a driveway an hour after a block party's ended blasting music and they're yelling at a child. Shut up!

1:12:42Shut up! That's what they're doing. That's where they are. They're in a coma. They're like fully in a coma And they're just fully just complete. Like it's like a disease. It's end stage drug addiction, late stage alcoholism where it's not fun anymore. You know, people that experience that get the shakes in the morning and they have to drink and everything like that. That's kind of where they're at in the Trump world now towards the end of it. It ain't funny. it ain't like a couple of beers with the buddies, is it? No, it's late stage. You're drinking alone in your room. You're drinking alone in your room and you get the shakes if you don't.

1:13:27And your doctor's like, hey, the liver numbers are not good. Here's how I'll describe it. My friend's dad, love him, RIP, was told by his physician, if you don't stop drinking, you're going to get cirrhosis and die. And he goes, I'm not stopping drinking. He goes, well, I guess just drink clear liquor. And he switched to clear. Died of cirrhosis three years later. But he said, I won't go sober. I won't do it. And the doctor goes, well, I guess you could just switch to clear liquor. I delayed a little bit. And he goes, I'll do that. I'll do that. Long Island guy. And that's what a lot of the Trump people are at.

1:14:02The doctor's going, hey, you got to stop this entirely. And they're going, not happening. Not happening. And they're like, all right, I guess just switch to clear. And I go, yeah. Yeah, fail. Fail. And that's where they're at. These are, this is who we got. Those are the last people. And for them, it's always the end times. That's what's great about those people. It's always the end times for them. And yet, shockingly, a lot of them are still alive. They somehow find a way to kill everyone else. That's amazing. If you live your life where it's always the end times, kind of never the end times.

1:14:42That's the real trick of it. And if society should last and thrive, that's good too. No, that's not good too, you nut. That's your job. Good too? No, that's not good too. Your job is to make a better, safer, stronger, smarter country. Not, would it shock me if we're living in the end times? No. It's the craziest. Can you imagine anyone saying that? Can you imagine a political leader just going, and these are the people who keep talking about how crazy they are in Iran. And I don't think Iran's good. I think they do horrible things to their citizens. But, like, they keep saying that, like, you can't negotiate with those people.

1:15:28Putin's a lunatic. Can't negotiate with him. He's a nut. This guy's saying we're in the end times. And he's fine with it. He's actually, it's pretty chill. What do you do if you hear this as a kid? that you do your homework? What are you supposed to do? Well, we're in the end times. I guess I'll go to Chipotle and get a bowl.

1:15:52That's what life is now. You're in Chipotle eating a bowl, waiting for the end times, and in the meantime, you go, well, I guess I'll just, maybe I'll just enlist in the army so I can pay my debt back? Well, the vice president just said we're in the end times. Yeah. Well, I guess I'll go to Iran as long as we're in the end times. It all comes together, folks. If we're in the end times, we just go to Iran anyway. What's the difference? We're in the end times. Yeah, the vice president said we're in the end times. The meat in this seems rotten. Oh, the food's rotten. The food's rotting. The food's not safe.

1:16:31There's recalls every 36 hours on something. White rice killing everyone. What? Hold on, what? Lettuce. Don't do it. They're recalling guacamole. They're recalling everything. Because I think a lot of these Doge staffers fired everybody at the FDA, which I was vocal about. I go, what are they doing? I was like, this is crazy. They recall everything. And the only thing safe to eat now in this country, ironically, is fast food. As long as you don't get the lettuce. The people that were the healthiest were people that went to Taco Bell and were not eating the lettuce. we've created a country where the healthiest people are eating fast food without lettuce sans lettuce that's the only thing that's not being recalled is like mcdonald's everything else is being every vegetable is like being recalled eggs are being recalled there's a huge egg recall the only thing that's not being recalled is is papa john's that's the only thing we've created a country where the healthiest thing you can eat is fast food that you door dash and go into debt.

1:17:37And now you go to Iran. See how it all works? See how it works. I am a woman. Hear me roar. Don't eat the lettuce wrap. Get a pizza to your door and then go to Iran. We're in the end time, says J.D. Vance. Don't even put on your pants. You know, I mean, And folks, I don't know. I don't know what to do anymore. I really don't know what to do. But I'll tell you this. You just got to stay positive.

1:18:16Good night, everyone. Armour colostrum is so important. I tell everybody all the time about it. You know, I'll be standing in line somewhere and I'll go, have you talked about Armour colostrum? Have you heard about it? And people go, what exactly do you mean? And I go, well, number one, it's incredibly important for your health, okay? It's really, it's nature's original health hack. Colostrum is packed with over 400 bioactive nutrients to fortify gut health, strengthen your immune health, promote healthy metabolism, and fuel fitness performance, revitalize your health from the inside out, function like a human again with Armra.

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Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square,  and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. 

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