513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish

26:36Tim Dillon:And, oh, it's a crash pad. He's an adult. A crash pad is supposed to be a place for you to go crash. Not for you to, like, hang with your boys. You're 50 years old. Now, whatever. I'm not saying they're fucking. I don't know, but it makes less sense. It's weirder if they're not fucking. Do you get that? You get how strange it is if they're not fucking? These people are odd. They're just strange people. Kash Patel's a strange guy. You go, what exactly is going on here? I don't understand it. It doesn't make any sense to me. And listen, whatever you want to do, God bless. A representative from Mullen told the Daily Mail that the Secretary of Homeland Security acts as Smith, that the congressperson's landlord, having bought the house in 2023, but declined to say how much the congressman hands over each month.

27:33Tim Dillon:The Daily Mail reported that it could not find any public record of any rent transaction for this specific property. Maybe he's paying in another way. Maybe he's paying in another way. And I know people go, it's a non-story. Yeah, sure, whatever. Maybe it's fucking weird. we're allowed to wonder why the Secretary of Homeland Security is rooming with a fucking congressman instead of just fucking getting a crash pad for himself it's strange that a cabinet secretary has a roommate yeah it's fucking weird sorry sorry it's a little odd it's a little odd he's not a broke comedian who has roommates into their 30s because they can't figure comedy out or a writer or an actor or a fucking whatever or somebody who's trying to get a company off the ground and has to devote every dollar into that.

28:25Tim Dillon:It's not somebody who moved back in with their parents because they're ailing. It's not somebody who's caring for a sick relative. It's a guy who's choosing to live with his more than middle-aged bestie in Washington. I don't know. Maybe there's nothing there. I am excited, though. If you don't want to see Ed Sheeran because you have a problem with him, I would say Go to the Steve Bannon Bernie Sanders thing They're calling for more AI regulations Steve Bannon, Bernie Sanders Are going on the road It is Fuck Ed Sheeran and Macklemore This is the show you want to see Bannon Sanders Or Sanders Bannon And they're going to get on stage And they don't agree on much They don't agree on really, well, they do agree on some stuff.

29:25But here we go.

29:26Tim Dillon:Here's a little bit of Sanders. This is the ticket, by the way. I think this is going to be the hot ticket. It's not it, Sharon. Sharon, fuck that up. This is going to be the hot ticket. The hot ticket is going to be, hey, I am appearing with Steve. And you're going to tell your friends, go, I got us tickets. To what? Where are we going? Who are we going to see? Beyonce? No. Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon, the pro-human assembly. What? Is that a play? No, it's Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon. Now, by the way, if anything makes you think that AI is going to win, it is because the two public faces of the assault against it are Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon.

30:14So can we watch a little bit of Bernie's speech there at the pro-human assembly? So now, by the way, I don't want to depress anyone, as I've been accused of, but it's all of Silicon Valley, all of our political establishment, all of the money, our entire economy, versus this. Perhaps the most important point that I want to leave with you this afternoon is that AI is advancing exponentially, exponentially every single day. In other words, what you are looking at right now is the least capable version of AI that we will ever have.

31:06Tim Dillon:How great would it be if you just saw a robot remove him from the stage? You just saw a humanoid robot walk on stage and just pick him up and then walk off stage with him as he kept screaming. This is the last. And this humanoid robot just walks on stage and carries him off. You see? You see what I mean? All right. Well, go get that ticket if you want. We welcome Mitch McConnell back. Mitch McConnell has had many health issues, but looks to me as feral and young as he's ever looked. Take a look at him right now. Now, this is Mitch McConnell, who is back. He's spry. He's young. He's ready to get into the business of governing and saving this great nation.

31:54Tim Dillon:Take a look at him. They put him in hiking boots, and he's smiling. Go for it, yes. Look at him. There he is. Any other bills you're looking forward to? He doesn't know where he is. Oh, yeah. Are we voting tonight, Senator? When can we expect that? How great is this? They can't lose him. They're about to lose the House. What is the poly market chances on the House? I mean, it's over here. I mean, like 60 % that the Dems are taking the Senate and then 90 % that the Dems are taking the House. Yeah, so at the end of the day, I mean, that's pretty definitive. I don't think that that's wrong. I think that's probably pretty accurate.

32:35So you got, listen, you can't lose McConnell. So even though McConnell technically, medically, is dead, what is good about it is that McConnell, you can put him in a wheelchair, you can put him in a van, you can drive him around, you can wheel him in, you can pick up his hand for him to vote. Should Israel get another$20 billion, you could pick up his little old claw, you can vote for him.

33:07Tim Dillon:he's he's weekend to bernie's it's been said before i'll say it again he is medically deceased but he is still an important and integral part of our government take a look here here is a mitch mcconnell republicans have to instruct mitch mcconnell to vote yes on a bill after he nearly votes no with the democrats mitch mcconnell he almost has like locked in syndrome that like horrible thing where you're just in. He's just in. He doesn't know what's going on anymore. So what they do is they have to tell him, like, you do yes, you do no. And no one will let him die. No one will let him die. He is not allowed to die.

33:48He can do anything else but die. He cannot die. He is not allowed to die. And Doc, he is being pumped with so many things we don't even know exist. They are basically like, this guy cannot die before the midterm. We will not tolerate it. So here is Mitch McConnell. Take a look at Mitch McConnell, who is being artificially kept alive by the Republicans in a brilliant move to try to limit the damage and the losses here. He is being artificially kept alive. He just wants to die. Mitch McConnell, like if he pulled you close to him, he would go, kill me, kill me. He probably only says two words, and they are kill me.

34:31Kill me or let me die. What would you like for lunch, Mitch? Kill me. Nope. You know that you can have anything you want, but we're not doing that. Please, please kill me. Nope. I'm under strict order to keep you alive at all costs.

34:48Tim Dillon:So here he is, Mitch McConnell, looking great, looking sharp. The question is on reporting the agriculture. Act of 2026 as amended as an original bill the clerk will call the roll. Senator Klobuchar. No. Senator Bennett. No. Senator Smith. No. Senator Durbin. No. Senator Booker. No. Senator Lujan. No. Senator Warnock. Senator Welch. Senator Fetterman. Senator Schiff. No by proxy. Senator Slotkin. No by proxy. Senator McConnell. No. Aye. Aye. Senator McConnell. Aye. Aye. Senator Hoven. Aye. There you go. So there it is. He doesn't, he's confused. He is longing for the sweet release of death like no one I have ever seen.

36:02He is praying to just be released.

36:06Tim Dillon:This is like Terry Shivo. Terry Shivo was a woman who was brain dead. and the Republicans in the pro-life fervor was like, I will not let my wife die and they propped the woman up all over the place. They would put her on Fox News. She'd be drooling, all this stuff. This is the new Terry Schiavo. She had like a brain injury and the Republicans are like, she's still in it. She's still with it. Mitch McConnell is now the Terry Schiavo. He will not die. He's not allowed to die. no matter how confused he gets, no matter how bad he looks, he's not able to die. They really believe it. This is, when I talk about pro-life, this guy begs for death every minute of the day.

36:56Tim Dillon:He begs for death. He doesn't understand where he is or what's going on. Most of his days, he's just shocked that he's still alive. He forgets he's still alive. the best moments of his day are when he thinks he's dead. When he is aroused from a slumber or when he is made to get into a van and driven to Capitol Hill, he is confronted with the horrible, horrific reality that he is still somehow a life form on this planet and he is of use to people. But when he thinks he's dead, like when he zones out in a meeting, he's dead. And he's so happy. He's dead. Consciousness is left. And then they go, no, no, no, you can't vote.

37:43No, you got to vote. You got to vote. You got to vote yes. And he goes, aye, aye, aye. They won't let him die. Now, by the way, after the midterms, then he'll just die. He's clearly dead. He's ready to go. I've never seen anyone more ready to go than him. And it's got to be a dirty business keeping him alive. right it's got to be kind of traumatic for the people around him that clearly know he should be

38:13Tim Dillon:in hospice or underground already it's got to be a little bit of a dirty business shuffling miss mitch mcconnell dragging this corpse around dc it can't feel great all these young guys they get into politics and they're like i'm gonna change things whatever the hell they want to change. You see all these people running around YouTube debating people. And a lot of that's just because they want money and fame. They don't give a shit about politics. But, you know, let's give some of them the benefit of the doubt. They go to these schools and they're like, I'm going to get in there and clean it up.

38:47Tim Dillon:And this country needs to be blah. And then you grow up and then you realize that your job is to wheel a half-dead Mitch McConnell into a conference room and tell him how to vote. That's really what it comes down to for many people. You go, well, I had a lot of dreams when I was young, but now I have to put this corpse into a van and have him driven and get him out and all this guy wants to do is die you ever notice how the second you lock in your picks he completely changes a person before kickoff you're chilling relax maybe a little bored then you lock your picks and now you're standing there three feet from the tv because you know somehow that's helping you're googling whether sports reports uh for a stadium eight states away you're screaming just throw it to him like you've got a direct line in the qb i love that.

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44:28Okay? That email that you sent out was funny. That was funny. and in a society that hadn't gone mad, people would have understood that, that you made a funny joke in an email and it all got out of hand, but you've got a steak on a grill tonight. They can take your dignity. You understand that? Your ex-wife can tell those kids whatever she wants. It's not true. It's not true. You're their father. She can move them out of state. The judge said she could. She can move them out of state. She could put him in another school, but you're their daddy. And when you call them, they don't sound, you know, too excited.

45:13Hi, dad. How's school? Fine. What'd you do in school? Nothing. Talk to me. I'm your father. Talk to me. I'm your father. What? What's going on? Who's your mother dating? He's really nice His name's John Yeah? Is he nice, huh? Yeah, he took us for ice cream You shouldn't be eating ice cream You should be eating protein Like I am I got a steak on the grill Sizzle Sizzle that steak You want more protein You want so much protein that your doctor tells you to stop and you tell that cuck to shut his mouth. You shut your mouth, you cuck. Your doctor says your cholesterol is really high. You go, you probably like watching your wife get banged out.

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47:36Tim Dillon:Let them know we sent you, please. Thank you. What are people mad at Sydney Sweeney about? She's always getting into trouble. She took her tits out for sports and people are mad. Sweeney poses partially nude for her Novig ad while talking about sports. I guess people are mad that she's sexualizing female athletes because female athletes are supposed to not be hot or something or they're not supposed to traffic in their sexuality. Female athletes have reacted with anger and incredulity to a hyper-sexualized advertising campaign featuring a nude or minimally clad Sidney Sweeney posting. Most female athletes are probably flicking their bean to this.

48:24Tim Dillon:No? Aren't most really good female athletes imagining eating Sidney Sweeney's box? Am I lost? That would be like me going, I can't believe the water polo team chose this guy with a huge cock that's hanging out of his speedo. It's nice to look at. What are these female athletes upset about? What is Sidney Sweeney going to do? You want her to gain weight and be some fat rugby player? She's taking her tits out. And you should be happy about it. The campaign for U.S. sports prediction market Novig is very damaging for female athletes and young girls looking to get into sport. Australian surfer Felicity Palmiter told CNN, In a series of photos and videos, Sweeney can be seen naked or scantily clad holding American football as a tennis racket or a baseball bat.

49:22Tim Dillon:In one shot, she lies naked on top of a basketball. Novik also posted an ad on Instagram Reels, which had 37 million views in four days. Yeah, that's the point. Paul Meader was one of many female athletes to criticize the campaign. Just absolute, utter disbelief. Incredibly disappointing. Like, how far can you put women's sports backwards in the space of 42 seconds? No one thinks... By the way, we want to be valued for what we can do, not what we look like, Paul Meter added. No one is valuing female athletes for what they look like. Is that what this bitch thinks is happening? No one is valuing female athletes for what they look like.

50:05When I was a kid, I used to see Martina Navratilova,

50:09Tim Dillon:that big hulking dyke. I loved her. And because my grandfather lived next to a man who got his tickets to the US Open. And one time they let me sit in the CBS press box as a nine-year-old little status-obsessed faggot. And I was sitting there and I handed that hulking dyke a sweat towel. And Martina Navratilova was a force, a big Nazi dyke. And she would get out there and go... And then she would, you know, she'd have matches with that Monica Seles who we were supposed to care about because the fans stamped her. Shut up, it's part of the game. Nobody said, hey, Martina Navratilova's hot. I want to fuck her.

50:52Ooh, Steffi Groff. God, I want her. Female athletes are great, and we love them, and we respect them, and they're important, but no one thinks because Sydney Sweeney, a hot actress, put her tits with a football that everyone is sexualizing female athletes now. What a great... That's like Matt Reif posing with his shirt off and me being like, I want to be valued for what I do. Yeah, we are. Hey, by the way, hey, Tim, we are valuing you for what you do. I don't want to be sexualized. You're not. No one's sexualizing you. How insane is that? Sydney Sweeney's hot. It's part of her appeal. She's also a very good actress.

51:40But she's hot. that's part of why they do an ad with her and they know it gets controversy like when she did that guest ad right yeah it was guest and she's like it has good genes good genes and here's my tits

51:57Tim Dillon:and I like Hitler or whatever they know it gets they do things with her to get controversy they know it's going to get the views they know it's going to get the views you're playing into it I love all these female athletes being like I don't want to be sexualized I want to be valued for what I do yeah you're going to be valued British sprinter Amy Hunt also referenced the ad campaign in a post race interview on Sunday Sydney Sweeney this is what women in sports look like Hunt told BBC muscles, hard work, sweat, blood, tears can we see her? yeah You're a 5 '6". You're fine. You better run. She's not a bad-looking woman, but she's not Sydney Sweeney.

52:51What's the prompt? Women just get vicious with each other. Women have to relax, by the way. Hey, women, a message from me. Calm down.

53:00Tim Dillon:How about you relax a little bit? This woman's perfectly fine, but she ain't Sydney Sweeney. She's a 6 '7", whatever. the nose ain't great but the point is this yeah you're right Amy Hunt you're right that is what women are that are athletes sweat blood tears and muscle but Sydney Sweeney is an actress with huge tits and Sydney Sweeney should go this is what actresses look like in America blonde hair big tits. Let's listen to Amy, whatever her name is. Hey, Cindy, sweetie, this is what women is for. Like, 21-4. Muscles. Hard work. Yeah, what? It was so great. Great. Cindy, sweetie, she go, yeah, I'm an actress with huge tits.

53:52They paid me a lot of money to pose with a tennis racket. I'm sorry you're offended by this. these women, listen, women athletes are great and we support them. The Tim Dillon Show has done more for female athletes than probably any other podcast.

54:09Tim Dillon:Maybe those giggly squad girls, because Hannah used to play tennis. Perhaps they've done more for female athletes, but could you think of a show that has done more for female athletes than our show? I don't, can you? Can you think of a podcast that has elevated the cause of women in sport more than this program? No. And I am here to tell these dykes to relax. What are we doing here? By the way, Sidney Sweeney is going to be the hottest commodity for a corporate company now because you know that you can get a controversial ad with Sidney Sweeney for almost anything. You know what I mean? Like, you just put Sidney Sweeney's tits in something, and because she has blonde hair and she's, quote, whatever MAGA coded or whatever, people are just going to lose their minds, and it becomes this cultural firestorm, and I'm talking about it, and everybody's talking about it, and we shouldn't be.

55:09Tim Dillon:It's not news, but it becomes news because, yeah. So what did Sidney Sweeney say? She fired back at the trolls? Yeah, she posted on her Instagram story. I'm fine. Yeah, let's get her Instagram story up, by the way. Let's see what she said. I got big tits. So what? Man, if you're a company and you want attention, spend the money on Sydney Sweeney and her tits because it will be a cultural firestorm overnight for no reason. That's the new game. If you're in advertising, the new game is to do like a playful troll thing that, you know, like, put her at Auschwitz if I what's a company that needs if I was Lululemon I would put Sydney Sweeney doing yoga at Auschwitz with her tits out that would be my that would be my contribution hey Aloe Yoga put Sydney Sweeney in yoga pants and put her at Auschwitz okay and say, and here's what it should say.

56:26It should say something like, let him cook. And it's just Sydney Sweeney doing yoga and let me cook. Sydney Sweeney in aloe yoga pants doing yoga at Auschwitz. And we don't really know it's Auschwitz, but it's in the background. And she's sitting there and it's let me cook. because the young people say it means let me do my thing. Start your day with yoga. Start your day with a smoothie, a jog, a run. Sydney Sweeney, yoga pants, Auschwitz, let me cook. Yes or yes. Is that not a good ad? And then people are going to go, hey, this is crazy. They're going to go, she's doing yoga, and in the background, the faint background, it's Auschwitz and the ad campaign is called let me cook and they're gonna go that kind of seems like she's a Nazi at Auschwitz and she's referencing a genocide and Sidney Sweeney should come out on her Instagram and go I don't know what these bitches are talking about I love Germany and I love history Sidney Sweeney should come out lean into it

57:47Tim Dillon:it should get increasingly crazy and Sydney Sweeney should respond to that by going I love history and I'm honoring the memory and that's what Aloe Yoga came to me and we did this tastefully to honor the memory Sydney Sweeney fires back at criticism over nearly nude ad by sharing athlete photos of what? When she was an athlete? Oh no. Oh she shared hot athletes. Some of them are hot.

58:18she's leaning in if aloe yoga takes that

58:24Tim Dillon:i'm gonna be i want the fucking money if aloe yoga takes her let me cook in ashwit i want the money i want the money and then she could go on her instagram and go i'm not saying it didn't happen Obviously, I'm there. I'm there in yoga pants. I'm not saying it didn't happen. Well, that's just an idea. But if you take it, if Alo Yoga or Lululemon or any of these people takes that idea, I am going to be, we heavily encourage you to get life insurance, folks. I'm telling you right now, so many people I know don't have it and you got to be responsible. If you have a partner, if you have a family, my friend passed recently and didn't have life insurance and this was true and this is you know and his family's kind of dealing with that now and they reached out to me they go do you have any money i go hey you know i like the guy but enough and that's why you need ethos his wife called me she goes my you know you have money even my kids are we don't have money to feed the kids i go build character and i want and i and i and i don't think right now she goes anything if you could just help and give me literally anything right now.

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1:02:54Tim Dillon:Famed Big Short Investor Michael Burry, Burry, Burry, hyping apocalypse panic. So he's saying AI is, yeah, this is kind of, they're hyping apocalypse panic to cover for slowing growth in the AI industry. He thinks maybe they've hit a ceiling. Anthropic has this IPO coming up and they're basically trying to terrify everybody and say, hey, we've built this thing. You don't even understand the ways in which it'll kill you. We just need more money. We need more money. And this AI bubble might be about to blow. On balance, economists concerned the AI bubble is about to blow. On balance, we think the data looks consistent with a late-stage bubble.

1:03:42Yeah, I mean, listen, people have chat GPT.

1:03:46Tim Dillon:They have clawed or whatever. But every other day, somebody's like, we've built a thing and it will kill you all. And then you're kind of like, I don't know, man. It's kind of like Trump and Iran. Trump's like, we're going to blow you off the face of the earth. And then no one does. They are winning. So it's kind of that like boy who cried wolf. And it's just like nerd who cried apocalypse. It's like the AI guys just keep coming out and sitting there and they keep having these nice little interviews. and Anderson Cooper's like, well, you know, can you explain what you said? And he's like, well, I don't want anyone to get, I don't want anyone to panic.

1:04:24I don't want anyone to panic. We just think we could wipe everybody out. We just, so what's important that we do,

1:04:31Tim Dillon:we need a lot of money. Can you get up some of the interview with Dario, whatever his name is, Modii and Anderson Cooper? I think you just did an interview with Anderson Cooper and there should be. something up there. Or, yeah, he's calling for an AI slowdown, this guy. He's like, hey, the AI people are getting richer than anyone in history has ever gotten in a shorter period of time. All of the people up in San Francisco, I mean, the demand for our homes and private schools and things like that is skyrocketing. The cost of everything is skyrocketing up there because this AI gold rush, people are making so much money so quickly from this.

1:05:19Tim Dillon:And you have to keep the party going. This makes the mortgage thing of the early to mid 2000s look like an anemic thing. I mean, this is a gold rush like we've never seen before. And all of these guys keep coming out and warning you how powerful this technology is that it could wipe everybody out. And they are printing money. This guy's worth like 15 billion. And no one knew who he was three years ago, really. Like these are guys that came on the radar, you know, pretty recently and have amassed really wild fortunes and incredibly, they're incredibly well-connected with the government. They believe they're the government.

1:06:00Tim Dillon:I've said it before, they really do. They think they are steering civilization. It's no longer about taxes. It's no longer about if we're spending too much or too little on education. It's no longer about foreign conflict. It's no longer about democracy or whatever. These guys believe, and some of them probably aren't wrong, they're steering civilization now, and that the government itself is at the very best behind the eight ball, at the very worst is infested with them and has been corrupted and co-opted. But take a look here. This is Wario, who is the CEO of Anthropic. I have a four-year-old and a six-year-old.

1:06:45And, you know, this last week, for the first time, I've really been scared about their futures because of this technology. And I think there's a lot of people out there right now who are feel despondent or certainly powerless in the face of this and see these tech companies and the money that everybody is making and and just feel powerless. What do you say to people who are scared? Yeah. So I would make two points. You know, one is this is why restraint is so important. And this is why I have advocated today for restraint. And again, I'm so encouraged to see how much does pause that for a minute.

1:07:27How much does restraint cost? I know you've advocated restraint. How much does restraint cost?

1:07:36Tim Dillon:I'm sure there's a price tag on restraint, by the way. You would think that restraint would be free. But I imagine not so much. Keep going. Echoed, you know, even even by competitors, by government officials. I'm so appreciative that people like Sam and Elon have offered agreement on this. It makes me think that we may truly be able to build this technology in the right way. That is point one. Here's what this is. Pause this. This is a bunch of guys who realize that it's getting too hot. Think of a bunch of drug dealers coming together and going, We've had a couple of bodies Literally at OpenAI That guy who everyone said killed himself Couple of bodies here People are getting, the neighborhood's getting hot We gotta come together Elon, Altman, this guy Wario We all have to come together And let's let things cool down Let's go out Let's say hey man We're worried about what we're doing We're worried about what we're building we're worried about this shit we gotta chill it out let's take the heat off of us let's take the heat off of us so what we're gonna do is go to the government ask them to regulate us which we know they cannot do because they just don't understand this enough to regulate it and we're gonna ask them for more money because we wanna develop this technology wink wink safely we don't want any accidents we don't want something going rogue so all of these guys are basically like we need to take the heat off of ourselves we need more money we need to calm people down we need to give the government the illusion of control we need to give people the illusion that we're chilling and we need to suck up all of this money and then we're going to basically continue to do what we were doing.

1:09:54We just need better PR.

1:09:57Tim Dillon:I think the AI people have realized that their PR was terrible. You have Elon running around on ketamine. Alex Gibney just did a doc about him. Amazon's now getting squeamish about releasing it because I'm sure Elon called Bezos. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? You don't think people can make documentaries about you? I believe it's Amazon. Make sure I'm right about that before I say something I'm wrong about. Amazon, I believe, acquired the rights to this. And, oh, Universal. Okay. So Universal is getting maybe cold feet on releasing the film. Glad I checked. Universal owned by Comcast is not yet committing to rolling out the Alex Gidney movie that it's paid millions to acquire for North American release before the political wind shifted.

1:10:47Tim Dillon:Now, by the way, maybe they will, but I'm sure there's some calls, Elon, some lawyers, whoever, when it screened at the Venice Film Festival earlier this month, Musk got the kind of reception every international distributor dreams about. Attendees applauded enthusiastically for five minutes and saluted director. So let's take stock of what the AI guys have, right? Sam Altman goes, does a terrible interview with Tucker Carlson. Sam Altman, by the way, should do no interviews. Who's ever putting Sam Altman in an interview chair? Stop. Sam Altman is going out trying to do interviews. He was just embarrassed.

1:11:23Tim Dillon:He did some interaction with some guy on Grindr who's now writing a musical about interacting with Sam Altman on Grindr or something like that, doing a one-man show about it. Sam Altman goes out. Tucker Carlson does this kind of brilliant line of questioning about this guy that was found dead whose mother believes. Yeah, play this for two seconds. Just play a couple of seconds of this here. Who said you guys were basically stealing people's stuff and not paying them. And then he wound up murdered. What was that? Also a great tragedy. He committed suicide. Do you think he committed suicide? I really do.

1:11:59This was like a friend of mine. This was like a guy that, I'm not a close friend, but this was someone that worked at OpenAI for a very long time. I spent, I mean, I was really shaken by this tragedy. I spent a lot of time trying to, you know, read everything I could, as I'm sure you and others did too, about what happened. It looks like a suicide to me. Why does it look like a suicide? It was a gun he had purchased. It was the, this is like gruesome to talk about, but I read the whole medical record. Does it not look like one to you? No, he was definitely murdered, I think. There were signs of a struggle, of course.

1:12:35The surveillance camera, the wires had been cut. He had just ordered take out food, come back from a vacation with his friends on Catalina Island. No indication at all that he was suicidal. No note and no behavior. He had just spoken to a family member on the phone. And then he's found dead with blood in multiple rooms. So that's impossible. Seems really obvious he was murdered. Have you talked to the authorities about it? I have not talked to the authorities about it.

1:13:01Tim Dillon:Okay, so there you go. So opening your eyes basically catches a body. You got Sam Altman out there, the PR nightmare. Elon documentary coming out. Vice President Vance, who's more aligned with the Elon Teal wing, is taking shots at Anthropic, which is full of a bunch of ex-Biden employees going, hey, they bury their old models. It's a cult. They're all fucking weirdos. All that's probably true. But it's not because Vance is overly skeptical or whatever of AI. It's because Teal and Elon are his people and the Anthropic people are not whatever. So I'm sure Vance being Vance would sashay over there if he thought it would help.

1:13:37Tim Dillon:But here's the point. AI has had terrible, I mean, Zuckerberg goes and Theo Vaughn is like, what's coffee or whatever. None of these people in public appear to be remotely human, okay? They don't appear to be remotely human. They have a PR problem, like hugely. So I think all of them got together and they were kind of like, you know, informally like, We got to like, you know, shift the public consciousness on this because like everyone hates us. We're literal, you know, like creeps. We come across like creeps and we're going to have more power than anyone on earth has ever had. So how do we ease people into this?

1:14:28How do we ease people into it?

1:14:31Tim Dillon:we're creeps. We come across as creeps. We share no values with the American public. We don't believe in democracy. We think the government is, you know, again, at best, an obstacle to what we want to do. At worst, it's just completely inefficient, bloated corpse that we just have to kind of navigate around. And how do we do that? Well, we're going to launch this new PR strategy that, by the way, we are concerned too. We're also really concerned. We share your concerns and we're asking the government to come in and regulate us and we want to slow it down. We want to slow it down. And that's the PR strategy of AI.

1:15:15Tim Dillon:The next thing they'll do is put Sidney Sweeney in an ad. The next thing you're going to see is Sidney Sweeney with her big tits straddling a Tesla humanoid robot or Sidney Sweeney with fucking some AI burying an AI anthropic model and and uh in the dirt with a cloak on or whatever because the next thing they're gonna do if this fails if this PR push fails I'm telling you right now then the only thing they'll have left is Sidney Sweeney and she'll end up saving that whole sector and then saving our economy. Good night, everyone. Saturday, September 26th, two of combat sports' most dangerous strikers collide.

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