A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy friday yeah let me say that again friday frost yourselves it's friday ladies of new york us frost yourselves it's a frost yourself friday for sure title we can wrap up our review is done oh god bye welcome back to the toast happy friday you guys um feels like three eternities since our last episode Jackie and I were like such business women yesterday and people were constantly asking us all day what kind of business y 'all in and we had a lot of answers because we were on set we were modeling we were acting we were acting by the way we are bona fide actors apparently you're gonna see our work soon but you were I always say like I know I'm an incredible woman and a once in a generation talent you are but I can't act like I that's why I don't even I don't agree oh well I don't agree after yesterday but I've always said that like you know it's my dream to be on Hallmark but I actually don't like pursue it in any real way because I would be awful um but after yesterday I don't know like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were in crayon on set yeah I don't want to spoil the creative but Jackie and I were like you know we were breaking into a room like that was our that was the the role we were given like two burglars kind of and I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our like everybody around us was like wow these girls can act like call the police there's a couple burglars And Ben had one line in this commercial.

1:50And first of all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act. Like, you're not, like, you're being so theatrical. Like, the key to acting is, like, doing less. Like, you have to be so chill. I think we absolutely crushed it. I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that, like, we didn't have a lot of experience. Yeah. But you would never know it. No. Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview. Because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So like there's just not really time to record a live show.

2:19And we happen to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it. He can't cancel. Yeah, he can't cancel. It's already happened. We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday. That will be Monday's episode. And it is so fantastic. We literally, he was kind of like a gabbing little girl. Like he could not stop gabbing with us. He couldn't stop gabbing with the girlies. We tried to wrap up and then we all just like kept getting carried away with new topics. Yeah, you guys will hear we literally tried to wrap up four times. and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.

2:47And I think you guys will be interested. It's kind of the first guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third wheel. I felt like Andrew and Jax were really connecting. I feel like you guys have similar, you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes. We have a lot in common. So a couple of times I almost like excuse myself. It was a fabulous episode and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially like a man. So I think you guys are really going to enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode. Then we headed out. We had a girls night.

3:15Like I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she? Like how is she going to fit in that haircut? And I fit it in last night. But we also vlogged our entire day. So I don't want to spoil too much because we seriously vlogged the whole day. So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday. What kind of business y 'all in? Modeling, journalism. Content creation. Influencing podcasting. Entertainment. Entertainment. entertainment yeah I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand under which we stand now I want to share a story and I hate to use my platform obviously to embarrass my husband but he did something so weenie that I have to share it and I shared it with everybody at girls night dinner last night and they were all equally horrified so I actually felt good about it was I there yeah okay I might have even told you this though like before everybody else we're in town you know obviously Ben's sister my sister-in-law Machelton I'm sister I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about not to interrupt you but I was getting my hair cut yesterday and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like what are you here for and I was like Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding and she was like oh Ben's sister's getting married I'm like yes Ben's sister it's more concise it's Ben's sister yeah um so Ben is giving a speech and he of course asked me to look at it and I said of course first of all I want you to do a good job and to like you can't embarrass us like you're speaking on behalf of both of us like representing the family so he kind of has been you know procrastinating then like two days ago he sends it to me.

4:44And I'm reading it. Like the first two paragraphs are really sweet. Like Ben loves his sister so much. And they really like, growing up, they were just like this unit. So much to say. And he was making funny jokes. I'm like, wow, I'm really impressed. And then he kind of does like the thing you're not supposed to do in a cross stick. Okay. He goes like, M is for magnificent. A is for adventurous. D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading. I was like. You can't. I was like, did you do an acrostic? And did he do Maddie or Madeline? Maddie. Her full name is Madeline. But no, he did M-A-D-D-Y. Thank God.

5:23What was the Y for? Yisrael. Like her Yiddish kite. And I was like, Ben, everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet. I don't know why you need like the format of the acrostic. And he like didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing to do. Like my reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy. I'm like, Ben, that's you starting a speech being like, Miriam Webster defines love. Like, it's so corny. And I was just like. It's actually worse than the definition of love. Yeah, it is. As defined by Miriam. Yeah. Is ba-da-ba-ba-ba. But to me, love is Maddie and Matt. So I said, get back to work.

5:57That's quite pargy. I said. He needs to watch A Wedding Ringer. I said, I understand maybe you using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out. And now you could say, my sister is magnificent. She's adventurous. Exactly. She's dedicated. exactly determined and let's talk about her yiddish kite let's talk about east rollo yeah i'm like you can drop the acrostic now like we don't need it oh my god i was dying i i didn't even think i had to monitor his speech so closely because he loves his sister and like anything he says is going to be if he just speaks from the heart oh no maddie bullet dodged like i was dying not an acrostic no that's really the lowest rung it is speech it's something it's something you write about someone you hate like yeah no not cool so don't worry crisis averted the wedding will go off without a hitch well I look forward to hearing his remarks yeah I think you're gonna enjoy it I made it really nice like you know with my notes he's speaking like during the reception I don't know at what point but I assume yes at the wedding like not at the pre-stop yeah no no at the wedding.

6:57Okay. Yeah. I'll be sat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judging. You should. Make sure to let him know what you think. I will. I'm sure it'll be great. Speaking of like. You said, Ben, I love your speech, but you know what I felt like was missing? In a cross stick. I should say that. Yeah. Speaking of Ben wishing people well, he saw his. You sent me. There's this video on TikTok. I got tagged in the TikTok. Is it going viral yet? Because it needs to. We were off our phones all day being models. So I get in the bath at like 10 p.m. I'm broken. and everyone's tagging me in this TikTok. I'm like, what now? And this girl was like, with Nikki Blonsky's resurgence on TikTok, everybody's sharing their old cameos.

7:33I remembered that I actually received a cameo once. She was saying she graduated college in 2020. So there was no ceremony. There was no nothing, no way to celebrate. And her boyfriend at the time got her a gift because there was only so many things you could do. A cameo was a great gift. And he wanted to get it like from us, but we weren't on cameos. We did an X-Bex thing and got for Ben. And then she was like, you guys have to watch this cameo. And I was like, okay. and I don't know what I was expecting but I just forgot what Ben physically looked like during the pandemic like how we all really let ourselves go in different ways and Ben let himself go facially like he had a beard he had the craziest beard and so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman he's whistling the tune he looks like the unabomber like it's actually the scariest that girl should get her money back i actually thought so i was like so scared as i'm watching it like what is this gonna be what is he gonna say and i feel like as far as cameos go he kind of crushed it like it was very personalized it had a nice uplifting message he threw in his inside jokes like it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should like be on message make the person feel like it's you know you don't say the same thing to everyone and also throw in things that will get them but kito season yeah yeah like your isms your isms i actually thought it was an amazing cameo and it's so funny yeah i guess i forgot that like ben has replaced kito season with what are you nuts yeah that's if he was on cameo he'd be saying that these days right and it wasn't his speech by the way and is it still yeah i kept it it was funny does maddie listen to the good guys for sure does she listen to the toast uh she does actually oh hey shout out yeah and speaking of good guys not to promote them but part two Drake Bell came out yesterday I haven't had a chance to listen they're gonna have to get in line behind Remy because I have a long oh you have to watch Remy too yeah I need to start a content play for podcasts you have a plane ride coming up you'll you'll are you crazy oh with them kids yeah yeah yeah they don't sleep they don't sleep they don't sleep they used to just sit there in their car seats and watch their iPads those days are over now that I don't want to be in their car seats anymore they just want to be on mom Oh, that's really annoying.

9:40So yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast. Okay. But no, I should do it while I'm getting ready, and I keep forgetting. So it's Friday. We have stories. And to be just totally open and honest with our audience, the stories aren't great. But I do feel like that always lends itself to a partier episode. It's not a death sentence for the episode. Right. No, actually, sometimes, more often than not, it forces us to just be a little bit more creative. Yeah. It sometimes is an affirmation of life. Come again? it's not a death sentence oh sometimes it's an affirmation of life would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence no like i i don't know if there's a direct one if there was i couldn't think of it and so i came up with an affirmation of life we also have queenie and weenie and i'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show like some weeks you're like constantly thinking of queenie and weenie every day like somebody does something and you jot it down like that's weenie behavior and by the end of the week you have a couple of good options for each and some weeks you kind of forget about queenie and weenie and you have to really evaluate the week in like five minutes I just need you to know every week is the latter for me.

10:40Oh, no. This week I was really on top of it. I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday. Only last week did I remember I wanted to make Gal Gadot or Sojourner Truth my Queenie. Yeah. Sojourner last week came to me early too. And I do feel like going forward, like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm going to go Sojourner. Like why can't she be Queenie again? Oh, kind of like an emergency button. Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie. It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, I like that. So, maybe Sojourner's Week. Sojourners? It might be Cojourner's Week, actually.

11:11What about Sojourner's Daughters? She had a lot of daughters. They said allegedly 13. But really, it was five. And that's what you need to know. That's how Soj sees it. Soj. What were you going to say before? When? Like three seconds ago. You were going to another topic, but then you went back to Soj. Oh, I had an idea for Queenie. Write it down. I don't need to. I'm looking right at her. Why? What did I do? You were really helpful to me this week. I was really helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually was Queenie Behavior. I endorse your nomination. And we don't always are just like, you're a Queenie.

11:45You're a Queenie. Yeah, I mean, we could. Because also, I probably did something really weenie like this week. If I thought hard enough. Totally. But yeah, right now, you're my front runner. Beating out Sojourners is Cojourners. Also always a good option. You can kind of go both, Sojourner or Cojourner. Hit them with the Journers. A thousand birds high. So we're going to usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know. It's supposed to be 80 degrees in New York. We have fabulous plans. We do. We're celebrating simchas. We're getting together as a family. It's supposed to be 80 degrees.

12:16You know, I don't know where you guys live. Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather. You could step outside. And if not, eh. Jackie was doing that all day yesterday. I'm a TikToker. That's not TikToker. It is. That's Megan Thee Stallion. Oh. Yeah. But I'm basket. Eh. You know? Yeah, but then it went viral on TikTok. yeah yeah but I'm a savage oh yes the but the ism like Megan does it like in everyday life she'll do an interview and she'll be like I look bomb right that is really funny um I got it vis-a-vis Megan vis-a-vis TikTok vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok correct so that's what I think of even I feel weird now well the tongue is a window into your health right so when somebody like sticks their tongue out of a picture and it's like crusty and white you're like you should see a doctor um so it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out it is what does mine look like here's how I'm doing I scrape my tongue every morning so I feel pretty good I'm scared now it looked normal tongue like yeah of course it's not gonna be beautiful and of course we can't talk about tongues without talking about Jacob Elordi's I think we can just do yourself a favor if you're new here you probably don't know this I haven't brought it up in a while but if you've been listening you know like one of my Roman empires is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue I don't know how it fits in his mouth um just google jacob alorty tongue sticking out and there are these pictures of him and joey king on the red carpet and it actually it looks like a cold cut like it's insane okay with that um i think we should get into the fast five stories the fast five life affirming stories that you need to know also a good option for title today's episode is also brought to you by minky couture oh i'm so glad to have minky couture back as a sponsor they have changed my life bring out the blankets we actually don't have a minky couture in the studio i have a couple at home.

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16:53Visit prolonlife.com slash toast. That's P-R-O-L-O-N-L-I-F-E dot com slash toast to claim your 15 % discount and your bonus gift. Prolonlife.com slash toast. Thank you, Slash Tart. You're welcome. Our first story, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding from her fiance, Jonathan DeVino. However, they're not entirely broken up yet, but I think like any minute now. Right, I guess like calling off a wedding isn't necessarily a breakup, but it's not a good sign. But it's like, I'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding. And I also don't want to marry you because I hate you. It's not an affirmation of life.

17:25It's not an affirmation of love. But it's not a death sentence. No, but I'm sure these two are splitting up. Sources say that they have been having major issues but are not fully split. Things are not great right now, but they aren't throwing in the towel yet. They are working on their relationship and have called off the wedding for now. They were supposed to say, I do this spring. The wedding isn't happening and they aren't having further discussions about it. she reportedly wanted to cancel everything due to the stress from her packed production schedule which has been a point of contention for their couple source said a lot of yourself like prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding it's probably not like a good sign for the wedding and just like the general health of the marriage sources say a lot of their issues stem from sydney being extremely busy with work commitments she doesn't have a lot of downtime and it could cause tension in their relationships and he's really focused on her career jonathan wishes they were able to spend more quality time together probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel and he's like down the street in the house being like where are you yeah it probably also doesn't help it sounds like you know he could stand to be a little busier you know well someone's really busy that obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things but when the other person is like clearly unemployed that makes it even harder busy people get married all the time to other busy people jeff bezos is getting married like any day now right and i'm sure lauren's not like you're too busy for me she loves that he's busy it keeps her away from it's scary if he stopped being busy No, he probably would want to talk all the time.

18:43Yeah, so that's not really, I can see easily how people use that as an excuse. Yeah. On both sides. Like, you're too busy for me, you don't care about me, and then the person turning to their busyness to avoid their partner. Booking movies she would never accept just to avoid being at home. Right, so I do think this is really the end for them, though I know nothing about them as a couple, nor do we know anything about him, and we think he's unemployed, but he's also probably not and probably successful if she was marrying him. He's a producer, which is such a big... Why do you say that? He's a restaurateur.

19:15Oh, did I make up that he's a producer? I think you did. What does Sydney Sweeney's fiancee do for a living? Jonathan DeVino. I assume AI knows what his name is, you know? Jonathan DeVino is a businessman from Chicago. Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur. Sydney Sweeney has clarified that that's not accurate. She stated he's not a restaurateur, he's a business guy. This is a direct quote. He's a business guy. he's from Chicago. In addition to business endeavors, what kind of business y 'all in? DeVino has collaborated with Sweeney on her production company, 5050 Films, serving as a producer on projects as anyone but you and Immaculate.

19:53So she gave him a job. Oh my God. Before she gave him work, she had once went on record referring to him as a business guy. He's destitute. He's definitely like on unemployment. Wow, that's really bad. That's the worst thing we could have read. Yeah, business guy. Business, business, business. She shouldn't let people think he was a restaurateur. Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question. Maybe that's where the relationship started to break when she told everyone the truth about him. That's really crazy. How did he get this far in life? I don't know. And, you know, I don't know if I ended up saying this.

20:26That he's ugly? I didn't say that. Thank you for reminding me. But no, that's not what I was going to say. I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast. We were talking about this and I said that I was going to say something and then I said it sounded too mean, so I didn't say it. and then on my Instagram somebody was like by the way I feel like I know what you were going to say about Sidney Sweeney and they did I don't know how they knew but I said that he kind of gave me similar vibes as um Brittany Murphy Murphy's I was gonna say Brittany Broski Brittany Murphy's last like husband slash boyfriend whatever he was yeah he was just like kind of a Hollywood like grifter producer it's funny how you can be a producer and be Mark Platt and then you can be a producer and be Jonathan DeVino so it's such a vague term sometimes it really means unemployed and there are actually like successful.

21:06Randall Emmett was a producer. You know what I mean? He's like semi-successful. He did produce movies. Like Lone Survivor. Technically, I'm a producer. Like you are. We produce this show every day. And we produced that commercial yesterday. No, actually. We better to get production credit. We were talent. But we should also get production credit. I would say like, no, we weren't producers. I'm getting a credit. I don't know about you. Talk to the team about it. I don't know about you. But also an executive producer is like a more legit role. So it's like a vague term. And I feel like that's what Brittany Murphy's husband was doing, like producing.

21:38This doesn't ring that bell for me, mostly because I don't get any vibes from Jonathan DeVino because I don't know this man from Adam. And because Sydney seems like totally well and fine. Yes. And she's always surrounded by like family and friends. And like there's no red flags in her as a person. So I would trust her choice of partner. Whereas like Brittany like went through a lot in all of her time as a famous person. Yeah. And by the time she met him, like she was susceptible to being manipulated. Yeah. No, I don't think Sydney is there. right so it actually doesn't remind me of that but he also just kind of looks like him that's rude to him to jonathan i don't know if i've made it like clear i'm not a jonathan tovito fan i what i'm trying to convey is that i'm neither fan nor foe i have no i have no idea who this person is what he's about i can't call it okay i think that's fair yeah are you ready for our next story which is some new coupled news coupled with a photo of noah centenio that people are worried about oh okay so noah centenio stepped out on the red carpet for his new movie yesterday he's actually in a new like marie like a war movie where he plays like a navy seal type he's not playing a high school senior no and this is what he looked like on the red carpet and so fans are been in his cameo fans are worried about him he appeared tired with red circles under his eyes red like he has a beard and long hair he just that's like the disheveled there's nothing uh concerning about that he has these like red circles under his eyes he looks around on his eyelids too he looks pale and as daily mail notes his lips are chapped which like they they said that his lips are chapped and they are his lips are chapped i wouldn't have noticed that at first um but no it's really the discoloration all over his face that's genuinely concerning.

23:26Yeah and like not to be rude he looks a little bloated. Yeah especially when you know this is a great like before picture from him. When you know what he looks like. He's like a very fresh face young actor. You also know that he's like been spotted with Zoe Kravitz. Yeah and I think it's weird. What do you think? I think that's weird. I know. And so apparently he's been opened up. Maybe she's just having fun. Recently like about being sober. He's sober from drugs and alcohol. Oh wow. And he opened up about his journey recently and then just looking at this all together. Yeah you don't want to jump to conclusions but it's not good it's not good however like the the bloat even though in his body looks like looks good not to you know judge his body sexualizing but he does play a navy seal in the movie so maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role it's called um warfare he stars as brian can we does brian have a last name they embark on a dangerous mission in iraq so i think that's actually a good turn for him like people like guys who are in those movies He needed to get out of like the Netflix high school trope.

24:22They're always going to make those sorts of movies. Sierra Burgess is a loser. No, not that. Like American Sniper. Yeah, no, of course. The Loneliest Soldier. That's the Randall Emmett one. Oh, right. Lone Survivor. Lone Survivor. And then I feel like Miles Teller did like a bunch of those movies for a couple of years. Yeah, Zero Dark Thirty. Chris Pratt has done some. Hacksaw Ridge. Chris Pratt has done some. It's good. It's a good thing for a guy. Catherine Bigelow, right? She makes those movies. Does she? Yeah. That's funny. No, I know the genre you're referring to, and I agree it's a good pivot for him.

24:51He had to do something, like, totally different. Even though, like, you just can't be a high school senior forever. And I feel like he really got away with it for as long as he could. And I feel like he doesn't want to be. Actors never even like those roles, which is so stupid. I actually feel like he liked it. Like, especially because the Jenny Han universe of To All the Boys I Loved Before, they did three movies, and then there's a spinoff now about the younger sister. And Noah Centineo, like, does cameos. I actually think he likes it. He doesn't, like, shy away from his OG role. what was his name peter what was his character's name not peter yes peter to all the boys i loved peter kavinsky and like you were do you remember where you were when peter kavinsky like shook the universe when that movie came out like people myself included were not okay no it's true peter kavinsky this peter kavinsky that and there had been like fanfare because there had been books about Brian.

25:44I don't know. Brian. JC! Such an OG family joke. If you know, you know. We can't get into it right now. We have explained it semi-recently. Yeah, several times. Also, it appears as though the movie that he's in is A24. So like, cutting edge. What movie is in A24? I just want to say. People are like, new A24 movie. I feel like A24 has just gotten really big where they keep like buying up movies. So like, some of them are good and some of them are bad. Yeah. Also, what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz is like, actually, if you think about it, Noah Centennial and Channing Tatum are really similar.

26:12They're both like heartthrobs and now she's just going for like the younger version. Yeah. Maybe I'm just like attached to her and Channing as a couple. I actually really liked them. And that's why I don't like her and Noah. So I'm going to find reasons being like, oh, he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were a really good match. So she's 36 and he's 28, which actually like isn't crazy at all. But not at all. Why does she give older? Yeah. And she was on Big Little Lies and they're like older women. Yeah. And then he seems like he's in high school. And she was with.

26:41I don't know. That's her. Her husband. She was married before Channing, right? To who? Didn't she get married the same weekend as Sophie Turner in Paris? Oh, that's like such a niche cultural moment that you remember. I just remember it because it's like, which one is Jason going to go to? Jason Momoa. Will he be with his Game of Thrones castmates or with his stepdaughter? Stepdaughter. Because he never even filmed a scene with Sophie Turner. I bet he wasn't even invited. He never made it to the north. Right, right. Something tragic happened before that. Yeah. I was actually thinking last night, maybe I would rewatch Game of Thrones soon.

27:12Oh. It's a Pardulicious show. It is, but like, don't you want to have free time? Yeah. It's a real. It's a commitment. Commitment. Even though there's only 10 episodes in a season. It's obviously something good to do this summer. Okay. So basically you're saying you want me to wait for you. No, I didn't even feel like I'm ready for it, but if that's what's happening in the house that I'm in, like I'm sat. Okay. Better than other things that could happen in the house that I'm in. You sound like one of those memoirs, the house that was on the street. Things that could happen in the house that I built.

27:42So like, totally. The light is on in the house. That I'm in. Those are like books that Margot reads. Yeah, the Kindle Unlimited, like thrillers. When we were in the house that we were in. With the window in the house. It's always a window. Yeah. The girl in the house that she built. On a quiet street. The street is always quiet. Are you ready for our next story? New SNL hosts have been announced. people are in a tizzy because the next three episodes of SNL have been announced and the next one will be hosted by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison. Anora. Anora. They released a little clip. And Morgora.

28:22It's crazy that Morgan Wallen like still continues to go to SNL. It's crazy that they book him and it's crazy that he accepts it. Well like now I'm trying to remember what's the original sin? During COVID he got booked and they were like really serious. They did a bubble right like during hardcore covid and he was like out that's those videos of him making out with girls in random bars in alabama going back to people's houses and singing for them it was like the height of his alcoholism but also not respecting the uh the rules of the bubble um so they canceled on him and they had to find someone really last minute who was in the bubble to perform i forget who ended up filling in for him then like he came back it was like such a big deal like after covid and he made a skit about it.

29:04It was funny. And then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him. It like kind of signals something bad about to happen because after he finally had his like retribution moment, he got canceled again for something different. So I feel like some bad Morgan Wallen news is coming. I just feel like he should stay away. I know, but I feel like he appreciates these like mainstream opportunities because like he's been on the fringes for a while. Yeah. I don't really think that he would actually say no to something like this. Now, I know like it's always supposed to be a random pairing of like a singer and an actor but i was watching the clips of them like hi i'm mickey madison and i'm like and i actually felt like such weird tension between them like not sexual or anything like they're meant to be no i just feel like they what what would these two have to connect about you know like i actually felt awkward i can't explain it but maybe i was just picking up on like maybe my vibes were off i feel like it could be an opposite to track situation yeah because they're actually like a similar age probably yeah i wonder if you saw like to like get down do you think he saw nora no i don't and i don't think she listens to his music and it's definitely like an enemies to lovers situation oh i like that but like they're both even though morgan wallop could like have a girlfriend but he's single to me he i don't know actually he's like super private now about his relationship status he's definitely like would meet someone if he wanted to you think he's open to like having love in his life yeah no and i think like even if he's like has a girl who thinks he's his she's his girlfriend like if he falls in love with Mikey he falls in love with Mikey I actually I think there are a couple of girls walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen is their boyfriend honestly yeah I'm one of them no I'm kidding like I think that he like definitely fucks around with like multiple girls and they're like think that they're like but I think any one of them could be replaced and maybe one day he'll get married and that's when I'll start like stop setting him up with people yeah but until she walks down the aisle like he's not yours yeah and he like doesn't do celebrity public relationships a lot well he was dating um PQRNs yeah but they were dating for like a year before they ever posted a picture and that picture was a curse because they broke up the next day literally broke up a week later yeah so we don't really have like it's never even got to enjoy it i know we don't have an experience of like him dating another famous person like walking red carpets together like he doesn't do that yeah and i'm sure like he's not ready for that and ready for like a serious relationship because like who would want to be tortured like that no but they also say like why he threw that chair off the roof in nashville because he was upset that the mother of his child who he wasn't with anymore she had gotten married that weekend like that's like he like is hung up on her that's what they said now they are always making things up well he needs like a serious relationship and like you know a good woman is what he needs but he can't see that yet yeah and I think he would be shocked to find like how many of his problems would go away with just like a stable force in his life like a woman who loves him cares about him who's smart who like who he should listen to like who's not like making money off of him like right like every I'm sure he has good people in his life but like they want him to tour they want him to sing like she only cares about Morgan's self.

31:55Right. That's what, and I feel like Mikey could be that girl. I actually don't, but I like the concept, you know? Yeah. A stable force in Morgan's life. Yeah. Morgan's self. And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black is the next one. And... Who's the musical guest? Lizzo. Okay. That's a good pairing, actually. And then I think it's John Hamm and Elton John or vice versa. They've made this confusing. Oh, like you mean in order? Yeah, I don't know like who's together. You think Elton's performing new music or just like greatest hits? He might be performing from that documentary. Oh, yeah.