Adjudication Day: Friday, August 7th, 2026

28:18I'm cracking up. So I read the funniest article. It might have been like Vanity Fair or something. So I don't know if you've seen Callum Turner, Dua Lipa's, Dula Peep's man, is in a new movie. With Monica Barbera. It's called One Night Only. It's like a cute little rom-com. No, it's not. Do you know what the premise of the movie is? It's so stupid. It's like this alternate parallel universe where like the law is that you're not allowed to have premarital sex 364 days a year. And there's like one day where I guess it's like the purge where like you can fuck. And like that's why it's one night only.

28:52I think they go on a date like on the day. And Vanity Fair just wrote this like actually mean ass article. It was funny as hell, like, about how this is the dumbest, like, the weirdest plot. But it's being billed as, like, a rom-com. So I think they're, like, tricking people into going to the movies. Because if I was at the theater, I was like, well, yeah, sure, I'll see this rom-com with, like, two good-looking people. Yeah, but it's not rom or com. No, it's, like, dystopian fantasy. Oh, okay, but, like, is there rom and com? Like, are they having, like, a cutesy day on the day? I don't know.

29:17Interesting. And then other news, I don't know if you saw. Everyone's, like, kind of freaking out about this new Robert Pattinson trailer. Yes, that's actually our next story. Oh, okay, so sorry. It wasn't going to be our next story, but it can be our next story. Well, no, let's go back to times a day. I didn't mean to rush the show. These two are very chic and very elegant, and it is a great example of celebrities who claim to want privacy. It is possible. It's definitely hard, but it's possible. So you don't really want it. Like, not even a single photo. I think some people actually can't get it, like Taylor and Travis.

29:46Okay, for sure, but this is not that. No, no, no, no. But these are people with millions of fans. This isn't like us saying, oh, if you wanted privacy, you could have it. We're not talking about Taylor and Travis. I'm actually not talking about Taylor and Travis, but I was thinking about them this morning. It's like an AI generated photo that actually like almost tricked me. Got released like saying the NFL like accidentally leaked a photo of a couple of players from the wedding and Taylor was in it. It was fake. Oh, that's funny. A couple people sent me this clip from Hard Knocks. Did you see it?

30:12Is that the one on the bus? No. So like I don't even know what Hard Knocks is or like why people sent it to me. But it was like two. What is Hard Knocks? I don't know. You're saying it. It's like. No, no, no. It's a show on HBO Max. Oh, yeah, it's like a football documentary series. Okay, so there's like a clip. I'm going to show it to you. It's two, I guess, football players talking about Taylor and Travis' wedding. Negative? I don't know. The Taylor and Travis' Kelsey wedding. And he... Wait, what? He was out there? He was at the wedding? Yeah. Did you go? I did. Oh, let's go. I did not, like...

30:46When did you get... How do you know him? How do you know him? I got to take the invitation. I thought it was... A joke. A joke. I just I would have imagined That there were So long Because there's some people Like There's some people Better Yeah Well they invited A thousand people Yeah But it was cool It was cool Yeah That's it Did that guy go? Yeah That's not cool To like talk shit On your documentary If you went Cooper Cup Yeah I mean I guess Who's that? I think we all could I've not yet Seahawks I think we all could have Like surmised That it was like A loose guest list Like Um But if you're gonna be like shady about it you're not allowed to go sorry like if you agree you're just signing the social contract that it's like it's weird that you're inviting me but like i'm going and like i'm doing something for you and you're doing something for me but to go and then talk shit like that's lame yeah but it's like this it's like cctv footage i don't understand how this show works because it sounds like just like a private conversation it's not like he's like well he's obviously mic'd up but it's not like he sat down to be like let's talk some shit yeah he's just talking to his buddy about oh i didn't know you would be invited yeah me neither yeah That's weird.

31:50You know? But I guess like we're never getting photos, right? I still like hold out. Wait, do you know who's getting married this weekend? Acquired. It's acquired a wedding. I cannot wait. It's acquired a wedding weekend. To be fighting for my life in the comment section defending my queen. Yeah. I just know people are going to find fault in like her consumerism or whatever. Like I'm so sad. I am as well. For the looks. She's so beautiful. I know where she's getting married, but I don't want to say. You do? Yeah. Sat you told me. Oh, cool. Yeah. Okay, you'll tell me later. Are you ready? Oh, nice.

32:19Yeah, very nice. Yeah, pargy. Yeah. I'm excited for that. Me too. I look forward to taking on any detractors. No, I literally look forward to fighting for my life. Like, that's my queen right there. I will defend to the death. I hope that it was sponsored, the wedding by Swan Beauty, and that it's taking place on a rocket ship at Mars. Yes, of course. I hope the wedding's actually taking place on a private jet. Yes. That will really kill people. Or that they're flying all of their guests on a private jet. To Mars. To Mars. I love that. but I'm very curious. She's like a kind of a darling of the fashion world.

32:52She works with like a lot of high end fashion brands. I'm curious if there was like, if she's getting a custom dress, did she buy, like I'm like one thing about the rack. I'm sad. Yeah. Big time. Is she, does she work with fashion brands? Yeah. Like high end. She does like some new stuff. She does Tory Burch. Like she Burberry. She's like slowly started to become like very high end. So I think that. And the wedding can be a major moment for a creator, like to really solidify who they are in their brand. It's also a major moment for a brand, like to be with this it girl. everything she does everybody talks about whether you love her or hate her you can't deny she's like a lightning rod so yeah if I make dresses I'd like for her to wear mine please yeah yeah yeah now for our next story as we teased a trailer for this new movie Primetime starring Robert Pattinson as the host of To Catch a Predator Chris Hansen so A24 has released a trailer for their new movie Primetime people are freaking like yeah I don't usually watch trailers I don't watch A24 me neither Even though Robert Pattinson is my king, I don't watch his movies, you know?

33:53Yeah. It's true. I mean, I do. I watch his early work, of course. Right, but I didn't watch the Batman. I haven't watched the Odyssey. The drama. You know, all this stuff. So I just saw this trailer and it really kept... Me too. I didn't know this was happening. I didn't know we were making a movie. But I mean, the opening scenes of the trailer are really crazy because it's some cookies and what's clearly a predator. Yeah. And then Robert Pattinson comes out looking like a game show host. So I was like, what am I watching? It turns out he's starring as Chris Hansen in like a made for TV. It's like a biopic of how they got that show on the air and like how it was.

34:26It was before our time. But of course, like I know it was a show that like would literally trap pedophiles. They would like hire actors to pretend to be minors, talk to them online, meet them at these like abandoned houses. And then when the pedophile got to the house for what he thought was like a rendezvous, there would be a SWAT team. and it did like sort of walk a legal line of entrapment, but like nobody cared because we were just like getting these pedophiles off the street. Because we're catching predators. I know that the show eventually came to, there were like a couple of scandals. I don't know what arc the movie covers, but they did end up catching like a high profile senator.

35:00Oh, did they? Yeah. And there was like a live, not live, but like as they were approaching a house, one of the predators killed himself. Yes, yes. So I think that made it difficult to continue. Following that in an investigation and a lawsuit filed by that predator's sister, the show came off the air. So it was on the air from 2004 to 2007. We need to bring it back. I get that there are, I guess, some ethical and legal issues. Work it out. Iron them out. Iron them out. And you know what? I'll cover the legal bills because that's a fight worth having. And I don't know if the movie is aiming to make Chris Hansen into a villain of sorts because in the trailer - He seems upset.

35:38Very sinister. No, and it's like, what part is he obsessed with? Is he obsessed with catching predators? Because he was himself has like, you know, predators. Or he's obsessed with making television. Or being a star. Yeah, obsessed with, you know, having a moment. I'm not really interested in like the Chris Hansen takedown story. Because whatever he did, like I supported. Like he was catching pedophiles. There's not a job more noble. Yeah. It actually like, they should do that more often. One thousand. I mean, do you know that viral TikTok sound? Oh no, I'm going to lose my job. It's actually not funny.

36:09It's like this CNN UK special where they catch a predator and they meet him up in the yard and he's so weird looking. And he's like, oh no, I'm panicking because I'm going to lose my job. It's like, well, you're a predator. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So they don't do it in show format anymore. And I would love for them to bring it back because I'd be sat every night. I didn't realize that it wasn't on the air anymore. I confused this. I never thought about this show. And I just sort of assumed it was Dateline. So I believe that's how it started. It was a segment on Dateline that went back in the day. like very viral because they said it was just like one of the many segments that occur on Dateline.

36:42And I think that it, I guess we'll find out in the documentary, but I think it became so popular that they turned it into a TV show and the ratings were like insane people. America was obsessed with this show. Yeah. Bring it back. Like I seriously don't care about the ethical issues. It's a cause. And like we need it now more than ever. There, there are more child predators with the internet. Like I also, I feel like they're so easy to catch. Like, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Maybe that will be the effect of this. But also, so the movie looks amazing. It does. A story worth telling.

37:12Yeah. And Robert Pattinson appears to be slaying the role. Yeah, he's like spooky as hell. People are saying Oscar buzz. Oh, he doesn't have an Oscar, does he? No, and he's been putting in the work. Yeah, this year he's kind of, he's done a lot of movies. He did that movie with Zendaya. Do you know what the premise of it is? I only recently found out. It was called The Drama, and it was built as like, again, like a rom-com where they looked so cute. But it's apparently about this couple getting engaged. and they're out like to a double date with Alana Haim. She's like the person on the other date.

37:41And they were married and she was like, you know, before we got married, we shared with each other like the worst thing the other had ever done. So they're like drunk and they both share like the worst thing they ever done. And the thing that Zendaya did is when she was in high school, she was like really fucked up and she had like a lot of issues and she planned to shoot up her school. But she didn't. And she ended up like getting help. And like the rest of the movie is like Robert Pattinson just sort of like grappling with that. Having to deal with that. I don't know what ends up happening, but I didn't know that was the premise of the movie.

38:06No, me neither. And I keep seeing people on Twitter talking about, like, it covers, like, really serious issues. I'm like, what the hell is this movie? And then I saw, of course, a piece of it on a clip on TikTok. Oh, so you saw the movie on Reels. Yeah. I haven't seen that one on Reels yet. It's there. It's coming. Maybe if we talk about it. Actually, I saw a crazy one this morning. Does anybody know this movie? It stars my boyfriend, Alexander Skarsgård, and Kate, who's the one with Justin Long? Kate Bosworth. And James Marsden. her and James Marsden do you know what this is? it was really weird like her and James Marsden are like building a house in like some small town and they have all these construction workers at their house all the time and the construction workers like start to like mess with Kate Bosworth and then it like it escalates to like an assault it's like it was really spooky oh I didn't I gotta see another clip I didn't know you watched a movie this morning I did I did I watched a movie yesterday which one?

38:57of when Natalie Portman is pregnant and lives in a Walmart I don't know that one you don't know that one? no she lives there full time yes So she is like a homeless teen. I would say very young Natalie Portman and she's pregnant and her baby daddy has abandoned her in the parking lot of a Walmart. So she decides to live there and sleep there and like, you know, live off of the land. And then I think when she becomes successful, she becomes a famous photographer. And then she kept a log. She buys the Walmart. She kept a log of everything that she ever used from the Walmart in her time so that she could eventually pay it back.

39:35Oh, that's sweet. I love that. I saw another one. Have you ever seen the one where Mila Kunis plays a heroin addict? Yes, and the mother has to deny her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. She did really good in that movie. I don't know the names of any of these movies, but I could tell you the plot front to back. And also sometimes, this has happened with your movies, where in the caption where it says the name of the movie and the description, it's the wrong movie. Oh, they're messing with people. It's very clearly the wrong movie. I think it's like a way to just for people to comment this is not the right movie.

40:02So sometimes I genuinely will never know. The comment section will usually tell you the name of the movie. Yes. And they'll like explain what happens. Yeah. Because I see a lot of medical mysteries as well. That's how I found out about Not Without My Daughter, of course. I see a lot of medical mysteries as well. Oh, yeah. Of course. Classic stuff. Like clips from Grey's Anatomy and such. Grey's Anatomy and such. Yeah. And like medical marvels. Yeah. Yeah. Our third story. Something's happening. I don't know if you know that this is happening, but it dawned on me last night that it's happening.

40:25And it's like Hilary Duff is kind of taking over the world. So Hilary Duff performed at Madison Square Garden last night. Her concert sold out, MSG. Did you see in her green room she was playing Mahjong? No. Yeah, with her friends or whatever. This speaks to what's happening. Yeah. And she brought out the Madden Brothers and they performed the anthem. Now, my best friend Sam went to the concert. I saw her Instagram. And it dawned on me. Hilary Duff is creating something very successful right now. Yeah, and she's bringing Y2K culture, how people are obsessed. and I think also it's more popular in like male spaces with like uh like Simple Plan and Madden Brothers but like for girls no and it's like Backstreet Boys kind of it's like Jonas Brothers too it's like nostalgia and all of those fans are still you know there and and looking to have a good time and now their parents and they're grown up and they have a lot of money the disposable income to go see a show and like so many people in my life recently have been like I'm going to see Hilary Duff and like because that's the age that we are and like she's really like capitalized on something that the Jonas Brothers also did by doing like nostalgia tours.

41:25The Backstreet Boys do it. You know, New Kids on the Block do it. I have to say I'm like very surprised at the success of it because when she released new music and announced she was going on tour, it was just kind of, okay. Like I didn't feel, it wasn't okay. It was more like, why? Yeah, it was not billed as nostalgic at all and I think it was like really at first leaning into the new music, which is just like unfortunately when you get to a place like sometimes that's not what the fans want to see. And I feel that she made a conscious choice absolutely to do like a nostalgia convention and it's really working yeah I never in my life thought that her tour when we announced it was going to be as successful as it is if she went to Madison Square Garden yeah no and she's like tapping a demographic that is ripe yep like women with disposable income with like energy looking for a night out that sounds genuinely fun totally to let it all out get dressed up and be around like other girls your age.

42:17Yeah, and the fact that she's playing Mahjong in her dressing room just speaks out how she's the right woman for the moment. It's true, it's true, and I love that she's really leaning in, like bringing out the Madden Brothers. I think she dated one of them. She did, Joel. Nice to know that they ended amicably. It's so cute. And it's so funny because I saw Sam's story and she was singing to the anthem, which obviously isn't a Hilary Duff song, and I was like, oh, I guess she's also playing. Covers. Covering, or when the music before the show comes on, she's just leaning into all that, but it's actually cooler than that because she brought them out.

42:45But she's really leaning into this, And I do think there are some acts to it, as you said, like Jonas Brothers Backstreet Boys. But I think there's like a lot of pie left to have. Absolutely. But I also think it's like a slippery slope. You don't want to become like a nostalgic person because I mean, you can't do anything new. But that's why it's good that she's also putting out new music. Absolutely. No, she's walking the line. But it is like a slippery slope to like becoming just sort of like a has-been who eventually your comment section is like, how many times are you going to sing that song?

43:10You have to be like delicate in how you do it. And she's doing it very nicely. But also she has a lot of songs, a lot of like past songs. Yeah. And I'm trying to think like who else. Someone's watching over me. I'm trying to think who else could have done this because I actually don't think Hillary would have been like the obvious choice. No, me neither. But like, you know who could do this but wouldn't? Miley. Miley. Yeah. But Miley has actually a lot of post-nostalgic success musically. So like. But if she decided to do like a tour for millennials, like it would go so hard. I would throw up.

43:42However, Miley doesn't really tour. she doesn't like to. And she's all about what's new next. She's very artistic in that sense. So it's never going to be Miley throwing on the wig and putting on the show. Yeah. No, it's never going to be Miley. Demi does it a little bit. Yeah, she does and it really worked for her. Hers is not so much nostalgia because her pop career was like 10 years ago. It's not like from when we were kids. She just had a lot of really good music in a short period of time and then couldn't replicate that. But also she sort of leans into the emo night. energy. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm happy for Hilary Duff.

44:17This is like a space I didn't know we needed to fill, but she's doing it really well. She's putting the Jonas Brothers on notice, that's for sure. Yeah. She should bring them out. Even though different eras, like, I feel like they're a little bit younger. Yeah, like she was a senior when they were freshmen. Correct. She was on her way out of Disney. They didn't even have the same lunch period. No, but she, like, walked so they could run. Yeah. She built those classrooms. I'm happy for her. Me too. It's cute. Oh, our next story. the segues are just segging today. Joe Jonas says his first solo albums poor sales led him to therapy after experienced panic attacks.

44:49He's also selling his Dumbo apartment I read this morning. Oh. Yeah. Kind of like in a big fancy building. Everyone's talking about it. Did he say like where he's going or what he's doing? People were talking about it because it's in like a very expensive building in a very desirable neighborhood in Dumbo and he bought it a few years ago for$6.25 and he's only listing it for$6.75 so you know I think it's a statement on the market. Yeah. Yeah. He's also got a lot of art collected in there. It's definitely a buyer's market in New York. But Joe Jonas is opening up about his mental health on a new episode of the Hey Jonas podcast.

45:19Which is not turning into what I thought it was going to be. Yeah. It's sort of like a little bit of everything. Yeah. They had like randomly the girl from, they had Allie from off campus. And Allie from off campus appears to be dating. Justin. Who's that? From off campus. Logan? Justin. Justin. Yellow Hayes. Yeah. Yellow, Yellow Hayes. Oh my God, because I saw a picture of her like dining with an off-campus, but like the guy was wearing a hat and he was sort of cut off. I'm like, it's Justin. And I just sort of assumed it was Logan. It's Justin. Justin.

46:00Okay. On Hey Jonas, Joe opened up about how experiencing a lack of success with his first solo album, 2011's Fast Life, led him to see. Which one was that? I don't know. Is it before DNCE? Yeah, 2011. That's like a long time ago. I'm just going to pull it up to see if there's like a single that we know or anything. Not to like go back to like the worst time in his life. I know, like rub it in. But he sort of brought it up. He did. But I appreciate that the Jonas Brothers talk a lot. Not a lot, but like they don't. I've never seen this before in my life. Oh, I've never seen the cover. He looks handsome.

46:31He kind of looks like Zayn Malik. Yeah, he does. I like that they don't shy away from talking about this like truly terrible time for them. Like they all experience it differently. but like the breakup and then the solo and I think Kevin talks a lot about like that was like a very lonely time for him um and to me it's so interesting and I would love for them to continue talking about it but yeah unfortunately this is a reminder I didn't know that this album existed yeah so he said it didn't do as well as I thought it would do because everything the Jonas Brothers touched back then it would be like gold it would be a number one thing and a sold out tour and I put something out by myself and I think I had a lot of high expectations of success without you guys and that was important to me something in my core was like if I do that then I matter.

47:06So obviously there's a through line that's wrong there. So Fast Life charted at number 15 on the Billboard 200 following its release. The album featured the single See No More. Oh wait I won't play it or else you guys have to watch ads all day. It must have been like even more upsetting when then Nick's solo career like popped the fuck off. I want someone to love me. Like why is that what you sing? Who I am. No one knows that song. I still get jealous. No but like that was later jealous was later and what is that lyric i put my chin music on and i'm puffing my chest i put my sheet music up i don't think so why would you be putting your sheet i don't know in the music video like olivia colpo's playing a cello so maybe she needs sheet music olivia colpo's playing the cello what is that line i put my chin music i puff my chest no and i'm puff in my chest.

48:01Nick Jonas with jealous lyrics. We're going to figure it out. I put my. I turn my cheer music up and I'm puffing my chest. That's not it. That's what Google says. Well, gospel version reigns supreme. Have you ever seen that video? Of course. Where he's so good. Of course. But no, like when he had. Olivia Colpone in the music video. I didn't know that. Olivia Colpone in the music. She was going to be in the music video and she was. And she was. She's seriously like everything. Yeah. his first album was Who I Am. That song is really good. I don't know it. You don't know it? I'll play it in the car because I'm driving you.

48:36Oh, yeah. So he said, I started having panic attacks and physical pain. I would go to the doctor quite a bit and do full body checkups and blood work. He said physically he was fine. He was asked if he was open to therapy. I was like, I don't need a therapist. Why would I need a therapist? Therapy turned out to be necessary. They're going deep on Hey Jonas, the podcast. What's it called again? Hey Jonas, the podcast. Yeah, the podcast called Hey Jonas. And I think a lot of the times they're not together when they do it, which can be, as we know, debilitating for a podcast. But nice to see some other siblings rising above.

49:07Yeah, let's see, like, the setup when they're not together. It's a little bit like remote toast, you know? Is it as good? I mean, we've kind of got it down to a science, but theirs is pretty good. Okay, they have their theme song. Oh, yeah, there's, oh, no, Kevin and Joe are together. Yeah, I feel like you. Oh, wait, they're all together on a couch. Oh, but they're not always together. Yeah, and they are clearly traveling. I feel like Nick lives in LA, Kevin lives in New Jersey, and Joe lives in New York. That's just what I feel. Interesting. No proof or anything. Just vibes. They should live close by to each other.

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55:16She was like, I'm poor. Or whatever. And I was like, yeah, girl. Morgan Freeman opened up about what it takes for him to accept a project. And it's not always about having a perfect script. The 89-year-old actor has amassed five Oscar nominations and one win over his many years in Hollywood. However, in an interview with the New York Times, he revealed that he will take a role even if the script needs some work. Quote, if somebody offers you a job, it's very nice if they're offering you also an exciting script. But in reality, two or three things come into play. What are they going to pay you?

55:44If they're going to pay you enough, then you overlook some of the glitches in the script that happen to be there. He added, sometimes you can mention things that are in the script that don't quite work out for you. And by and large, that gets worked out. Morgan Freeman is gearing up to drop a blues album on Friday today. Oh, it didn't come up on my release radar. Well, I love that because he has such a special voice. And I never thought that he could use it for singing. Like, I always thought of like narration. Which he does. Now, I know, of course, I watch his Planet Earth documentaries. I respect this wholeheartedly for a million reasons.

56:14Because it's very human, right? Like, money is attractive. I'm sorry it is. Yeah. But also, like, I'm just so sick of these fucking Hollywood actors. Like, just being so snobby about their art. Like, okay, it's a job. We all do things. Yeah, like, so thank you. And this is somebody who could choose to be choosy. But no, money's green. Like, I love Morgan Freeman for this. Yeah, relatable king. And now we know why he did that Dolphin movie. Which one was that? They were like rehabilitating a dolphin. He does do some weird ones. Dolphin movie, Morgan Freeman. But I just think it gives him range and makes him relatable.

56:48Yeah, Dolphin Tale. You don't know Dolphin Tale? Oh, I saw Dolphin Tale. Gavin DeGraw wrote an original song for it. Of course he did. yeah not everything can be Shawshank Redemption you know correct and once you've done and once you have a Shawshank Redemption like it doesn't really matter absolutely and so that's how you get he does now you see me Bruce Almighty like now you see me Bruce Almighty the range one thing like this could be hot take Bruce Almighty greater than Evan Almighty yeah like they passed the torch from Jim Carrey to Steve Carell Steve Carell thank you I couldn't remember his name I was gonna say Stevie Nicks.

57:23And it was not good. Morgan Freeman was in both of them narrating. Bruce Almighty is like, thank you for bringing that up. Bruce Almighty is one of the best movies ever. There's two, right? And they both slap. Bruce Almighty 1 and 2? Yeah, there's Bruce Almighty and Bruce Almighty 2. Before they handed it over to Steve Carell, Jim Carrey did it twice. Oh, I didn't know there was Bruce Almighty 2. Jim Carrey is so low-key that we really don't get many opportunities to just take a look at a glance at his career. Yeah. What's the one? Liar, liar. So good. and fun fact about me and it's so funny I just saw a clip of Casey from Love Island and TT talking about this on their podcast like the first movie they watched together she like made him watch the Truman Show okay he like didn't get it at first then he loved it so much I've never seen the Truman Show oh I saw it I saw it recently like and you know what actually it's clipped a lot on TikTok and sometimes I see it and I actually skip it because I plan on in my lifetime we should watch it on watching it we don't have like a great like family TV setup in this house in this house so we don't watch anything together we don't we all go our separate ways.

58:20And the nights we had to watch Love Island like it was deeply uncomfortable. It was. So I guess we won't watch it anytime soon, but I should add it to the list of like family. Family approved like. Yeah, so I just have to search sound music. Or Tinker Tail or Soldier Spy. That's not on the list. And while she does that, let me introduce you to our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. So every Friday, Jackie and I like to cap off the week with a little segment we call Queenie and Weenie of the Week where we take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

58:49it's pretty self-explanatory and like don't take it too personally if you become queenie or weenie because you know don't get too comfortable sweetheart you could be queenie one week we need the next um okay however my queenie would literally never be the weenie of the week i know that okay who's your queenie camper oh right big week for camper it was a huge week for the camper my mind's like so stupid and different she would never be the weenie she is such a queenie she's a role model like a couple months ago when she did do the podcast but this week everything came out and she's just like been so graceful she's handled herself with like such grace and poise i'm so proud of her and how far she's come from being like a shy camper it's true to at the white house telling her story you know what i mean like that's really big things for the camper my queenie is actually similar in her bravery and i'm just like being um like desperate um my queenie is our most famous listener jesse draper i want you to know we love you please come back we'll never we'll never this we'll just like we'll be ass kissers like just come back we love you okay i'm sorry we upset you like it was our intention i learned an important lesson like i didn't need to say that which the sheena thing like i could have just recapped i said it i could have recapped the show and not mentioned it i would have brought it up but like i thought that like i thought she stopped listening honestly like i didn't know she was so loyal like i'm disgusting she wears so much merch and all of her like tiktoks she's always platforming us like i'm sorry we're bitches we're disgusting and you're a queenie we're weenies you're a queenie yeah and And I meant what I said.

1:00:17I wasn't just saying it to be an ass kisser. I actually like I'm fine with her and Marciano and I think there's some great love there. I'm not. But like there's room for me to get there if you come back. If you come back. And we need the next season of Slama. Of course. Because we're sort of like stuck in this limbo. Of course. So just blame it on production. Okay. Now my weenie will come as a surprise to absolutely nobody. Here let me give you a clue. She's my weenie as well. Tate McCurr. Tate McCurr. For lying to your fans. Honestly. Not cool. And furthermore. Because she was meant to be my weenie as well.

1:00:46but I know you guys will like accuse me of not having a meanie even though I did write it down. So like I can prove. Sure, sure, sure. I have the proof. Sure. Furthermore, like the executives at Neutrogena. I know. It's kind of like worse for them. Mm-hmm. But also like now, how many times have we said Neutrogena this week? Like rising tides, rise all sides. Although I hate shit like that. I don't think this is like a stunt. I don't think it, like yes, we said Neutrogena a lot but like Neutrogena doesn't suffer from like brand awareness issues. Yeah, and I just want to say after what I heard about Neutrogena and what they did to Hayden Panettiere, like this is two strikes for you Neutrogena.

1:01:16Brand. Good thing your wipes are so fucking good. Are amazing. And you know what? Like next time give me the budget. Okay? Right. I'll make the most amazing content you've ever seen. Okay? Like two people who have literally like done whole episodes on how we can't quit your toxic wipes. It's true. Like and I actually did briefly. I went like a two year period where I did micellar water. It was so much work. Yeah. Although it did work really good. I'm in between Ra 'al and wipes. It just depends like what I'm feeling. I can't quit the wipes. They're so convenient. And like the real, it runs out quickly.

1:01:48You find? I'm on like my third can. You can like crack it open. There's more in there. Oh. I see people on TikTok like breaking open their real. Okay. Yeah. I guess I'm busting open the real. So yeah, like a W for, and W meaning weenie for everyone involved. Yeah, don't get it twisted. Don't think it was a win. I just want to remind everyone that this was our second to last show of Swirly Summer. Next week we have a full week of shows. This was not our second to last show of Swirly Summer. I said week. roll the tapes roll the tapes roll the tapes I said week I can still hear it I can still hear what she said in my ear roll the fucking tapes this was our second to last week of shows that's what I said that's where you heard shows second to last week of shows next week is our final week of swirly summer so just like preparing you guys of course a patron will be hella active and poppin so like you're gonna be fine but I just wanted to prepare everyone for the break that's to come hope you guys have an amazing weekend thank you so much for listening to the to us on the night I want to share we deliver the fast stories in each Monday Friday and YouTube so you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give us a video thumbs up for all the available podcasts on our podcast we found so that's about our iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, I already guys watch all the places we have in this podcast find us at the Chelsea V5 store view out of beautiful sunny and weekly talented we are love ya bye