Another Unprecedented Friday: Friday, November 14th, 2025

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0:32The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Friday. Now let me tell you something about today's co-host. The only person I would let record at 2 p.m. Eastern time. That's only because she's been split right down the middle. It's Jackie O. Hi, everyone. Oh, hi to you. So excited to be here on my podcast. It doesn't feel like mine today. It feels like I'm doing your podcast today. Yeah. We're also using new equipment. So like it just feels so different. Everything is different. We're podcasting like in chairs in my room.

1:09Usually when we do audio only, it's like from the bed because it has to be. But because we got this new equipment, we can sit in chairs in my room. Yeah. We took a trip to Guitar Center. I did not take a trip to the Guitar Center. I've been home. And even though I'm podcasting, it's a very like cozy, chilled environment. Just nursed. No video. I have you know a couple hours ahead of me to just chit chat with my girl that's me and Claude's co-host for today fell through like a really she actually did fall through like a really flaky girl so fucking flaky that trout it was trout by the way me and trout are cursed because last Friday was supposed to be trout and then it was her in bed which we have to talk about like the first ever episode where neither of us showed up unprecedented unprecedented times and then this Friday was supposed to be trout two days ago she was like listen I really can't make work I'm like oh it's totally fine like I'll pick up Ben Margo everyone's here and then Jackie was like yesterday you know Claudia I could maybe do a patron tomorrow I said well you know what my my 10 o 'clock actually fell through so to Guitar Center we go could you do the main show so Jax is here we're gonna catch up of course we're gonna do fast five but I also want to talk about like what's been going on in the toast realm what's been going on in the world I know you've tuned into a lot of the maternity episodes if you guys haven't seen Jackie's Instagram yet um she gave birth I gave birth and I wanted to before I came on the toast like have all of my past week actually month like sort of backlog so I posted everything to patreon today I've been working on like a vlog for the last month of like my last weeks of pregnancy which like wound up just the vlog wound up being like not what I thought it was a roller coaster yeah um because the end of my pregnancy like turned out to be like much longer than I thought it was gonna be not to spoil anything don't you dare it's all in the vlog and then Claudia and I this week also recorded my birth story so like what happened once I got to the hospital you podcasted the week you gave birth and then twice the week after you gave birth yes but it's like I love this job and I want to like I mean you're just like sitting in bed talking we're sitting in bed talking it's like let's just record and um if I if I didn't feel up to it I wouldn't put myself up to it but this is like in this moment fun I don't have to like go up I could by the way I can't walk up the stairs right which is why we need to go to guitar center and I certainly can't walk down the stairs I think walking down would be harder i've been telling you for years to just get like a handicapable ramp on that set of stairs but this might be the time if like if i don't get better soon right um so everything about like the birth and when and how and how it all happened is in patreon two episodes dropped today also unprecedented right this has been a month of unprecedented unprecedented yeah olivia and ben being on the toast on friday and people loving it more than any episode we've ever dropped like okay hurtful every up every comment olivia and ben need to start a podcast bsc and trout when is the pod coming i saw a comment that was like i wish this was the toast every day and it's like okay that's not the toast then no that's also extremely hurtful yeah like then they should have their which they could have their own podcast but that's not the toast yeah it's not the toast but um you know what i had a pit because i was like sick and you were out i was like oh is this gonna be a bad episode well the sponsors you know pitchforks oh my god I think it was our most downloaded episode to date every sponsor was part of that episode is extremely blessed I'm cracking up and that wound up being the day that I gave birth so I feel like we're really like off the hook because like one host was giving birth so can we talk about like the news we're making I don't know if I mean you do know this because even though you're not on TikTok it's actually made its way to you people are obsessed with our episode with Bethany can I just say before we talk about what people are saying I've watched it twice now I was obsessed with it I was so excited that you were having her on like I think she's the perfect co-host like you said on the show has strong opinions everything she says and does makes news like she can't help it like literally everything she touches turns to gold so I was like she's gonna be a great co-host and I loved her episode I was cackling I love strong hot takes even if I don't agree with them agree with them though I feel aligned with her on most things so that wasn't like an issue I thought it was an amazing episode such a sleigh everyone's talking about it and I have to say and I said this on the episode with Jared Frieda and I actually really did mean it I had the best time doing the episode like she's so sure of herself you know what I mean like she knows who she is and she leans into it and you know what you do have to give her credit because everyone's making fun of her we were just talking about this before we started recording everyone's making fun of her for saying like you know I invented this and I invented that but you know what like she did invent the skinny margarita and then she said I coined the term food noise and I'm like oh my god lol she's like crazy meanwhile I actually took it upon myself to do a little bit of research and let me tell you one of the first recorded uses of that term is 2009 in her book I'm actually gonna make a TikTok about it because I feel bad she's like getting dragged and she actually might have invented it I'm being dead serious I have done guys ask chat GBT because they'll say I'll explain this on my TikTok the first academic use of it was 2023 I'm like okay well what about before that they say she used it in her book in 2013 and 2009 and then the only other recorded use of the term was in a very obscure medical like peer review in 2005 she actually is one of the first people to use that phrase just saying and in 2010 she used it in an interview with extra tv yeah so 2009 2010 and 2013 are like it's all on record of her using the phrase as an anxiety and like lots of thoughts around food right and then after that we didn't hear it until oh the Oprah um shame blame and the weight loss game jackie's favorite episode of tv ever and i didn't think oprah coined it but i thought like that was where it sort of got popularized but no she's dead on yeah when she said it i was like how but i do forget like that was now we know her as like tiktok beauty girl that's her beat but skinny is like her thing skinny ting diet food culture weight loss like that's really her thing she was a natural food chef yeah but it's like it makes sense everything she says and does like just goes crazy on the internet yes and i guess people are having a field day but i saw like so many toasters love it it was so toasty it was so much fun we watched we watched it twice when i got we watched it twice i was like jackie go back like to like claudia kept walking in and out of my room so we wound up watching it again the next day like everyone wanted to see jared i love him he was one of my favorite co-hosts first of all hysterical yeah second of all ben yeah ben and when he said he got dressed up because he saw bethany was so dressed up and i like made a comment about it i I love that he like listened to the episode so he knew to do his homework I'm sorry I love him when I come back which I probably will before the end of the year I'm gonna have him come again no he's such a great co-host yeah like kind of a dream yeah like goaded goaded so kind of Jackie's maternity leave is going extremely well we miss you so glad to have you here also lots of news so the stories are um they're good and they cover a couple of things like that are a little bit old but I wanted to talk to you about like Meghan Markle at Chris Jenner's birthday party actually I chose them a while ago.

7:52I forget what I even chose. And you know what? There's been a lot going on in pop culture, like, in the weeks that I've been off. And, like, so much of it, I'm, like, so glad that I don't have to muster up a fuck to give. Right, right. Let me tell you. There's a lot of good stories, yes. I'm obsessed with the Meghan Harry pictures from the 70th birthday party. Claudia, like, the way that you. Oh, actually, yeah, no, I did choose it. The way that, like, on your dying bed, like, yeah, but you just want to know what happened in the elevator with Beyonce. With Beyonce and Solange. I want to know the real reason.

8:20not conjecture I even know I thought Bethany had a pretty good take take even though I mean maybe I'm just so biased because I love them like everyone the creme de la creme was at the party Oprah was at that party like it wasn't low brow so the idea that they would go to the party that it was good enough for them to go to but not be seen at doesn't totally make sense to me agreed there's a theory that like it was a certain it's like remembrance veterans day vibe in Britain and And that's why Harry was wearing that red pin and she wasn't wearing one. So they didn't want. There are a couple of different theories floating around.

8:54And I have a story because like their teams are fighting now. The Markle team and the Kardashian team. And the thing is the pictures were already out there. So deleting them just makes it so much worse. Could they seriously be that stupid? Yes. To think that taking the pictures down changes. Means that they're gone. Means that they weren't at the party and that we don't know. I do think that they could be that stupid. I know. I don't believe it. I'm just letting you know. That's what I think. I don't believe it. and I need to know and if anybody knows like and I'm a steel trap I will never say but like for my own peace of mind just help us I just want to know so badly because it makes no sense it is so poorly handled it's such a bigger deal now we wouldn't have even just let the pictures go like they're so they're one in a carousel of a hundred and didn't they go to another event that night baby to baby so it's like okay you did your philanthropy you had a big night out for the night it's actually funny Bethany said you can't ride two horses at the same time but there they were They did their philanthropy and they partied with the Kardashians.

9:50A hundred percent. And nobody was mad that they were there. Are you watching anything at TV right now? Not really. I watched Chad Powers before I gave birth. And did you like? I did like it. It was funny. And your husband loved it too, right? Yeah, we both really liked it. It was cute. We just finished and I do not recommend you watch it. It is not a postpartum friendly show. I mean, I still feel postpartum and I was having like a lot of anxiety. It's called All Her Fault on Peacock. Everyone's talking about it. Siobhan. Yeah. What's her name? I've seen a lot of. Don't watch it. It's not for you.

10:16I've seen a lot of commentary on it about how like it really highlights, you know, the silent burden of women. Yes, it does. And male incompetence. Oh my God. It's weaponized incompetence to the nth degree. And how like when the dad is watching the kids, like it's called babysitting. But like when you would never say that when a mother is with her children. Okay. So that was my favorite part of the show. Like really the burden of womanhood. And I feel like actually it penetrated to Ben. Like he was like, oh my God, that husband's such a dick. I'm like, yeah, he is. The show was amazing. Like we just finished it last night.

10:44we stayed up I haven't stayed up till midnight like in probably three months we stayed up till midnight two nights ago almost finishing all the episodes it was excellent it was giving the vibe that it was based off of a book but it wasn't it was just like giving one of those books because it's like a thriller understood well now secret lives of mormon wives is out so like I'll probably watch that next whenever I watch tv I guess when you guys leave I'll be watching more tv but right now I'm just like hanging with my fam I started secret lives of mormon wives last night and actually that's a great segue into what could be our first story okay if you want yeah let's get into the stories.

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18:35So it's like early 2025. OK, so now this story is that not only is her secret out, but there's rumors that they actually like are headed for divorce. Their house is up for sale. And according to the mom talker, she and Jordan, who share two kids together, both have made mistakes for sure. So it's giving like he also fucked up. She said mine being the affair and his being the emotional abuse. But it takes two to tango. So again, I'm only one episode and I don't know what she's talking about. But I find this really shocking. Like it is shocking. I thought they had like one of the better marriages.

19:06Yeah. I'm just. And they also, they have a lot of money. That was interesting when they all talk about money. Yeah. That they talk about Jessie like she's the richest because I think Jay-Z Styles is very successful. Yeah. I'm with her. Like I love her. Me too. I, whatever's best for her. But like that's really tough to go through. And they also have like young. Five and two. Yeah. It's underrated that she has a two-year-old. She was saying this when she was on the toast. They filmed the first season. And she was like a couple months postpartum. Oh, damn. Yeah. Or like maybe she'd had a one-year-old.

19:36But like, I don't, she doesn't give new mama vibes. She gives like, I've got it all together. She really does. Did you also see that she gave her daughter bangs? No, I didn't. Yeah. Like she, her daughter has just like a lot of hair and she's like platinum blonde. And she like gave her daughter bangs. She looks so cute. The thing I did see that was a while ago. It went viral. No, like a month, maybe a month. Yeah. That's a while ago on the internet for me. Well, I just want to say, I hope she doesn't get divorced. I hope so too. I feel like they are, when they're good, they're a good couple. And hopefully the things wrong that have happened can be repaired.

20:10And I'm sorry, but if Whitney and Connor can keep it together. 1 ,000%. What a testament. 1 ,000%. What a testament to commitment. 1 ,000%. Oh, the best part of the first episode of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is pretty much the entire episode takes place at an influencer event. And do you know what the brand is? The Toast? Minky Couture, basically. Minky Couture, one of our sponsors. Oh, my God. And Minky Couture has just been the goat this week. Yeah. Should we tell everyone? I have fresh Minkys for everyone in my house. Of course. Everyone's like living the lap of luxury. And they also sent us a gift.

20:40They sent us a really pardy gift. And actually in the episode, it'll make sense. People, if you watch the episode, they're at their influencer event. The DJ is like playing music. And every time he rings a bell, you have to like run and touch a number. And if you're on the number that he calls out, they're giving away designer bags, which is like a hilarious fun thing for a party. and lo and behold what shows up at our doorstep for being such amazing partners of minky couture you guys they sent us two of probably the most beautiful chanel bags i've ever seen yeah and and we were stunned we were stunned and also we didn't know like whose was for who yeah we got to choose but you got to choose first because you were the reason i believe they said they sent the bags because they were grateful that i said they were the chanel bags of blankets to joey comasta to which jackie you know beautifully replied that i should have said they were the birkins of blankets so we could have gotten some blankets i'm totally kidding i'm i'm so grateful i'm so grateful so grateful and so that's why claudia got to choose hers first but they were both so parche claudia actually it was a burden to choose i was glad i didn't have to make a choice i was actually thinking maybe leaving it down in florida like it could be my florida bag and we could share both oh cute i always need a bag here you do right you've been borrowing mine i have i've been I'm wearing a couple of Jackie's purses, let me say.

21:48Very nice. Very nice things. So a good segue into the next story is a little bit still Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, but it's more so a Brooke Snader subset. Brooks in Dakota. I'm sure you saw her making news. There was like a Hulu event for the Secret Lives Girls, and they invited like other Hulu talent who happened to be in New York, which is Brooke Snader and her sisters. The Women Who Are Saving Reality TV event, Rescue Our Television. Somebody filmed like from like a little sneaky video. grace ann nader and she posted it it was ganimal it was ganimal of course it was that's what i saw okay her her so brooks was talking her username at the bottom having a conversation with dakota who is taylor's ex and baby daddy um and everyone like the video went so viral because it looks like they're flirting it's like oh is this brooks is like new man are you kidding me like yucky she would never you're telling me like how people think that like she's clearly just a girl who like flirts with a wall right and like the way she talks she's just like exudes sexiness so she could be talking to me I'm like oh she wants to have sex with me like she's just that sexy in no fucking world this is a girl who dated Tom Brady please you think she would ever give this guy a second look and it's not even like he's like the greatest guy because I could understand going for a regular right nobody because he's gonna be the guy who steps up but that's not Dakota no he's like the worst like cheater loser ever oh my god you guys please stop and everyone was tagging me and I'd be like oh my god they're dating are you guys serious no they're not dating but who she might be dating which I ship wholeheartedly is Sean White so they were spotted chatting it up at Alice and Olivia event and it was also the same day that Nina Dobrev like posted this like very fingers yeah very um salty TikTok and so people think that they might be connected she's making like a lot of content seemingly about him i just want to say i ship brooks nader and sean white um i don't ship but like that's better we're getting warmer here from dakota you mean we're getting warmer i saw that she was in the car talking to him outside the car i don't feel like they're dating i feel like once again she talked to someone she exudes flirtatiousness that girl right like she can't talk to you without a rumor starting so she's talking to a single man like they are flirting yeah now whether she's gonna like make a go of it I don't think so but I think she's just enjoying all that the city has to offer I love that and didn't you buy a townhouse she did it's pargy it is extremely pargy I told this I think when Margo was on and I'm sure you didn't watch it but and I don't think I told you this even an offline I don't know if you know I'm on Brooke Snader's close friends list and I can tell you like it's it's been it's been really amazing just like let me know if there's anything i need to know of course of course of course but i'm sure it's just like more brooks i'm sure it's it's a lot of brooks and it's a lot of sisters that's so fun um so you don't think that they're dating not at the moment i think they just met let's follow along okay well next up let's just talk about what we've been trying to talk about megan marco and prince harry so they're going back and forth with the kardashians now because the photos were taken down and when bethany was on we were like well did she ask him to get taken down or did the kardashians not want to be seen there were a lot of rumors and then megan markle and prince harry said no no we didn't sign the consent forms that were being sent around um so they said that yes so we don't approve of these photos now the kardashians say what forms what are you even talking about so megan markle prince harry were never asked i don't think they could be so stupid as to just tell a straight up lie so megan markle prince harry according to people magazine were never asked to sign photo consent forms at kris generous birthday party an exclusive source has revealed so what here's what i think happened i believe the show is filmed i'm sorry the party was filmed for the show and everybody was signing forms like to be on the show which they did not sign which i totally respect and i think they got like no reality tv is too good for not good enough for them i think they got confused but the forms that's what that's what i think that that's a good theory because i was like you can't be that stupid as to tell a bold face lie and also and i forgot who i was saying this with people don't realize beyonce was at the party because she and she managed to get in without paparazzi which means it could have been done there was like a way for people who didn't want to be spotted outside megan and harry chose to not only go to the party but take the the route that dropped them off by the gate by the paparazzi so they wanted to be seen there everybody knew they were there it wasn't a secret i have no idea really i have no idea no idea especially because the pictures are out they're screenshotted so whether it was because of his baldness and like they didn't like how they looks like they were already out now we're zooming in like now we're like well what are they hiding everybody's looking at the photos 10 times more we were just scrolling past before yeah and like them being there was not even headline news that's where they should be they were in a sea of other like a-listers and billionaires so people magazine were the ones that said the photos were deleted because the duo checked no on a consent form however a source close to the event now tells people magazine that is not the case there were no consent forms okay but i'm going with the tv show thing it's not a good theory i think it's a great theory because the other one doesn't make sense it's like when bethany said that um nicole sanchez is megan marco without rules i was on the floor and it's such a good call like you get to this level of wealth and fame and you could do two ways with it like megan takes herself so seriously she's so like particular about where she goes but she wears who she sees whereas like nicole sanchez got what's her name lauren Yeah, right.

27:16Lauren Sanchez got access to this whole other world and is having the time of her fucking life. And the thing is, like, Megan actually doesn't have any rules. They left the royal family. She's not constrained by rules. She's constrained by her own mental idea of what she should be. But, like, if you were going to play by some, like, fake set of rules, you should have stayed in the royal family. 1 ,000%. They're just really not. It's, they're, they're, like, sucking. Like, I don't know what the word I'm looking for is. They're just really, like, screwing. I feel like everything they're doing is bad.

27:45Like it is. The result is bad. I remember when she started like making content on Instagram and you were like, no, I think it's her. I'm like, there's no way she's definitely paying this like big agency. I think a lot of what's wrong with their image from the projects they choose to the content they put out to just everything is I think that they're at the helm of everything that they do. Because they think they're smarter. Yes. And they know better than everyone. And true smart people like know when to outsource when it comes to content. And I think that they're doing everything themselves. And you're right.

28:15They know nothing about the world. Harry's never lived in the real world, first of all. He probably doesn't even know how to use a credit card. And she just has, like, very high hopes and ideals of what they should look like. And it's just, it's not working. Yeah. And I want to say, like, I think the content's getting worse. Definitely. That's why every time I see a picture of her, I'm like, I can't believe I thought she paid an agency. You are 100 % right when you said that. It is all DIY. And it's giving DIY. It's giving, like, DIY. why I'm so excited she doesn't post a throwback Thursday at this point like she's living in another time did you see that on veterans day she posted that video what video so there is like a very famous old viral like back when viral was a thing video of Harry when he was in the army he's doing like an interview and he runs off and he runs off and it's like it's been made into a meme actually it's like when you smell mom's cooking or something and like you get you stop up in the middle of whatever you're doing and you run um but in what it really was was he was called to service and it was like a I guess it's you know it's representative of whatever and so on Veterans Day she posted like as my husband always says you know once serving always serving thank you to everybody who served like a lovely Veterans Day tribute and then it was a carousel to that video which is just so crazy because first of all isn't Veterans Day like American well they have remembrance but she posted it for Veterans Day but it seems like they were the same day this year something it was giving same week it was giving same week but it did feel very close so like i'm gonna i don't know for sure they weren't the same day let me check what day she posted on hold on okay is she at megan on instagram uh or duchess no she's megan okay okay madonna so she posted the video oh it wasn't it was just the but first of all it was the first one it wasn't the swipe to carousel she how many followers would you think she has two million four i feel like she should have more no oh i guess like but i guess she didn't take her like duchess of sussex handle with her right okay yes so she posted it three days ago that was veterans day we were just saying that four million is a good number to have we weren't no we said six million no but also four like four is better than 10 yeah we were saying if in a dream world we would rather have six million followers than 10 million followers because 10 million is giving bought six is a little high i feel like four is the highest you can go without being like a soccer player okay so here's what she wrote three days ago which was veterans day mind you as my husband says once served always served thank you to all who served sacrificed and continue to serve honoring you on veterans day and every day so the first picture in the carousel was the video and then the second is a picture of harry and a fellow um veteran like an older guy who's definitely british now let me ask a question does veterans day include britain like is it a global day no uk does not have veteran day they have remembrance day and i believe remembrance day was like friday of last week like the difference of a couple of days but she posted veterans day using british pictures which is just weird i guess i wasn't looking too much into that and you know i'm hyper critical but i'm gonna let you're busy i'm gonna let that part go okay they're just yeah they just it's a calamity over there how am i doing with the stories by the way like they're so random i'm like some of them some of them i'm surprised that like that that's what you want to talk to me about like what i don't know but i feel like you also switched it up to make salt lake the first story i did and it wasn't like first story energy in another world megan would have been first story and then secret and then brooks and now this but you know what else we're doing we're doing one more patreon while we're here where we catch up on pop culture from the last few weeks because there are a couple stories that I'm like chomping at the bit.

31:57Okay. To talk about. And so that's where we'll do like a total catch up and I can give you like my thoughts. On Miles Taylor going on New Heights. Yeah. I'm going to go through all the stories that you did and let you know which ones I'm so glad I missed. Right. And which ones like you need to discuss. And which ones I'm like bursting with takes. Love that. Yeah. Well our fourth story. Because I'm just co-hosting today. Like this isn't even like, this isn't like a major catch up. It's Fast Five. Oh yeah. No, this is regular dagular. It's a weekday. Oh, it's also Queenie and Weenie. Don't forget.

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37:30It's true. Now that it's coming back I just I don't know what we can do to deter people from doing this like how can we punish them. And I feel like now that it happened all the videos of him doing it to other people have like come to the service and I've seen them all now and it gives me quite literally no hope in people who are security guards like they always get like so easily bested by this freak he has nothing going for him. nobody can catch him he's like not even like he's like a ninja like he gets in everywhere I wonder if Ari can press charges so he is if he's found guilty he faces a fine of up to what will be 1500 American dollars local media has reported that he intends to plead guilty oh he's Australian he's 26 years old his name is Pijama Man oh he goes by Pijama Man on Instagram PYJ I thought it was like a name I was trying to pronounce it right no his Instagram is pajama man on Instagram literally he often posts on social media getting close to celebrities at events and premieres he has previously found his way on stage of Katy Perry concert weekend concert the chain smokers smokers and others on his Instagram Thursday he posted that he was free after being arrested I think she should press charges if she can there are a couple of videos that I've seen that give me the willies remember that guy who like picked up Gigi Hadid in Milan.

38:53He was like the old one. It's not the same guy, I don't think. But he was the guy who was like for years the prankster. And then remember that girl who barged the Chanel fashion show? There are a couple – you're right. It did feel like there was like an era where it was happening a lot and it was like trendy to do. And it hasn't happened in a while. But his was just like particularly scary. I think because Ari was like so shaken by it. And then like Cynthia's reaction was just hilarious. Yeah. She's a queen, honestly. Yeah. Oh is it out or Thanksgiving? I don't think it's out. Yeah I feel like we would have heard more.

39:26No one's seen it yet. Yeah. Bethany's never seen Wicked. I don't know if you know that. I loved that. Shocking. Yeah. Because she's so like on. Yeah but like you don't have to be on everything. And like know of everything. Just be knowledgeable of the things that you do know. I'm like embarrassed to just do the fifth and final story because like you said my stories were weird. And like this one's really weird. It's not really weird. It's just like red. I'm like I don't want to switch it. Just tell me what it is and then I'll tell you if I can possibly care. Vine's coming back. That's something I would pick fifth and final on a Friday.

40:01That feels right. Oh, okay. Yeah. So thanks to Jack Dorsey. And you know what? I'm not going to judge. I'm not judging story selection because I know how it feels. You know how hard it is, right. I know how it feels and it hurts. So a monumental comeback is underway as Jack Dorsey, who was the co-founder of Twitter. he has personally provided funding for divine an ambitious project dedicated to resurrecting the beloved short form video platform vine the new venture which is led by former members of the original vine team is not just rebuilding the app but it has secured the entire original vine archive which is like what people are excited about um in 2022 elon musk said that he was going to like reboot vine from twitter but it's like totally separate now um and i think what's people like why they're doing it is like it's going to be a video platform where you're not allowed to use any AI generated content so it's going to be like free from AI okay and I respect like people taking a stand against AI but I just have to say like nothing has changed my life and for the better more than AI I love AI everything I see are you on have you seen the videos of like newborn baby AI running out of hospital sorry joyful like just joyful I know it's bad and I know we could like talk about the existential threat love but we're having fun not only having fun i'm moving and working more effective than i ever have like every i just love it yeah i just love it um i don't need vine back it's also like so weird to me that they shut it down like it wasn't that much of a flop like they kind of like closed it gave up yeah when instagram started doing video yeah I don't I don't I don't understand um so now that like videos really spoken for in terms of TikTok and Instagram Reels yeah it's the perfect time to bring back by now that we've all sort of settled into our apps no but also um Instagram did Reels and while I do find myself actually using Reels quite a bit now it still didn't really penetrate TikTok's like no it did it didn't take away from like TikTok's rev share it's just meant like more videos more creators more different ways of using the platform and I think it's been good yeah my other fifth and final story which I just wanted to pull up really briefly is that Andy Richter um says that he's on GLP once which is just like a dirty coded story that is really funny I heard that spoiler alert he went home from Dancing with the Stars I haven't yeah I've been slipping on watching Dancing with the Stars it's okay um since I've been on leave well you should just pick back up now because we had to like kind of drop the dead weight danielle fishel and now it's now left oh yeah last week okay now it's now it's like she's so sweet no she's really cute oh yeah she left before andy yes that's what was really crazy last week okay that's really funny and now it's like anyone could go there's nobody who's like visibly bad like elaine hendrix is up there with the best of them yeah it's honestly like elaine and all the young things the influencers right now so it's elaine and the five dylan robert irwin alex earl whitney and jordan giles who yeah is crushing uh yeah maybe i'll i'll jump back in um sad to see andy go how was his final dance i didn't see it it was pretty cute actually he wore like muscles well that was like for the second dance he did with right now they're getting stupid yeah now everybody dances twice that's really crazy yeah and last week it was like dancing with other partners but this week it's like official you and your partner to choreograph dances um and the theme is prince this this week prince the man prince the man okay that's a that's not a theme what's that from never been kissed with famous couples that's not yeah yeah when um famous couples throughout history of course that's not a theme i need to watch that movie again it's really been a long time yeah you need to brush up even though prince is like a pretty good theme um i'm just like looking through the rest of the stories to make sure i don't miss anything you know Amy and TJ are engaged they found a piece of Hitler's DNA not penis DNA and they found a genetic disorder so assuming he probably had a micropenis and one ball cracking also do you know that Bethany was talking about Tiki Barber yes I figured well I didn't figure it out the commenters did after when she couldn't remember who she was talking about that's so frustrating because that's a like housewives yeah and then she wound up being on house I wonder if she even knows that they wound up on housewives I know and we gotta get her back I totally forgot like i honestly i barely remembered that that's like his story one more thing i just want to share i don't know if you saw i saw this on tiktok and um i almost chose it as a story today remember jimmy from love is blind yeah he's going on perfect match do you know he's had the most insane glow up no and i it's rumored he's going on perfect match that wasn't confirmed so i saw he i don't follow him but he came up on my tiktok i guess he's been documenting his journey with hair plants what are they hair plugs hair plugs excuse me he looks so hot okay so let me show you the before i just want him and jess to be ready okay the before oh my gosh yeah oh my god if he is going on perfect match jess needs to go back on perfect match and they need to now he's eligible sorry like that's just like something that's like a loose end that's not been tied up for me he's been very open actually about the whole procedure guess how much it cost i don't know eleven thousand dollars okay worth every penny you guys look so different it oh i need to talk to him and jess yeah you do really every time you're still at the restaurant every time i watch love is blind it bothers me oh i didn't get to talk about love is blind reunion i was i was off oh i think i was on it with liz woods yeah go sparkle megan hey she followed me by the way oh my gosh by the way i'm so team sparkle ally and casey of course the holy alliance losers losers oh my god i wanted to kill those girls they were being so lame like having trying gonna have a moment and to me like sparkle sparkle and jordan are both really good people people it seems like normal people and they get along they went on bio files together so like i don't have to take a side so when i'm thinking about like who are the girls that are like the best of the season like it's really like sparkle and whoever she's like friends with that's like a very strong endorsement so the fact that casey i didn't like how she acted on the show agreed i thought her reunion uh was very humble yeah i think she's like patrick was just living for being a victim Yeah, I thought she like came in with like the right attitude, a good, very conciliatory and apologetic and honest.

46:15And I was ready to move on from it, you know, and people just like wanted to drag her. But her like sparkle stamp of approval. Means everything. Meant everything. Plus Allie too. I'm also team Allie. Who's that? Of course the nurse. The nurse. Who was with, what was his name? Anton. Wow, it's crazy how like literally these people leave your brain the second the show ends. yeah are you gonna be okay about jordan i know you're gonna miss him i loved him like seriously and i was so team him and sparkle and hearing her talk and i just actually was talking her instagram she loves being a mom like i'm so happy for her but it should be jordan's baby like good because if you listen to her say like this guy's not the great love of her life like they actually were very lindsey hubbard yes and it didn't really work out but they're trying to make it work to be a family and that's great but this isn't the great love of her life so you know what she's got to get back together with Jordan.