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26:15It's exciting. Wait, that actually sounds like a really cute concept for a show. It's giving like House of DVF or whatever. But like House of Jimmy? No, but I guess they're going to be working for different brands. Like they get a campaign for, you know. I like this idea for a show. I don't understand how Jimmy Fallon like applies here aside from the fact that he has a love of marketing. Yeah, who doesn't have a love of marketing? Like Bose? Yeah, I guess. Well, Bose is like a seasoned businesswoman. So she's going to be the agency's chief marketing officer. She will mentor the creatives and evaluate their work, which is great because she has an extensive history as a CMO.

26:52Yeah. She's Tim Gunn, right? And she's TV gold. No, I love her getting opportunities. I'm obsessed with her all the roles. But in terms of the framework of this show, I see her very much as a neutral sort of, kind of almost like, no, well, RuPaul's like a judge. Like a Tim Gunn. Yeah, the mentor. Yeah, the mentor. Very Patricia Altshul. Patricia Altshul. Yeah. I hear you and I concur like what Jimmy's role on the show is and his connection to marketing. But maybe it's just a gig, you know? Yeah. Each episode will see the agency creatives work with a major brand in need of big ideas for a massive high priority campaign from creating earworm jingles and unbelievable activations to producing the most quotable commercials and much have merchandise.

27:34Yeah, this sounds like a good show. It does sound exactly like Project Runway. Or like a little bit like The Apprentice. Are the people... Yeah, of course, when I heard jingle, I'm thinking of Joe. Yeah. Splat. Are the contestants, like, just, like, marketers? I think they are professional marketers. Olivia should apply. By the way, Olivia should apply? Girlboss Town should apply? Of course, but I feel like she wouldn't be a contestant. Like... Why? Like, she would crush. She would win. Unless all of the contestants, like, are the elk of Girlboss. Right, right, right. Are they entry-level? Like, who are these people?

28:07people with a passion for marketing who maybe haven't had their big break yet hmm that's very niche no but i'm glad because like everybody does marketing it's like never been like the sexiest they've never had their moment like yeah and people who do marketing like maybe like your parents don't understand what you're doing like now they can watch the show and see the talent for for girls who work in marketing what nobody wants this was for girls who podcast it is true and it's gonna be like the next madman i think wow okay really putting a spotlight what platform the import of the advertising agency peacock well it's nbc so peacock probably nbc oh oh wow a big cable show right some of the brands that will be featured include captain morgan duncan kitchen aid marshalls pillsbury no so let me tell you the show itself I would be a great contestant for this show.

29:02No, and the show itself is kind of brilliant because. Yeah, actually, I don't agree with that. You don't think I would be so good on this show? I have so many great ideas for marketing and jingles. Like, I just, I'm always. Really? I don't know that about you. Like, what are you talking about? What do you mean? Like, I have ideas up the wazoo. Yeah, about like campaigns? For sure. I could direct it towards campaigns. okay well you haven't in the past like why would i think that we don't do campaigns well maybe we should like in my previous jobs that i held like i was a marketer a social media marketer a social media marketer yeah i you know what else would be good for this okay fine you don't think i would be good for it just say it i don't think you would be bad at it i think if you were put in this show like you would rise to the occasion but i wouldn't think of you as like oh jackie has to go on the show but like kitchenaid is coming and like we need to create like a campaign and images and a commercial and who's that going to be the like I would be amazing.

30:05Yeah, because you just chose the brand that like you use and align with the most like Jackie Duncan. I can do Duncan. I love their breakfast wraps. I would put a spotlight on the breakfast wraps because I think they're underrated. And I would do a campaign revenue stream for them. I would do a campaign to bring back their chocolate chip cookies. Oh, for damn sure. You know who else would be good for this show? but feel free to disagree with me again. My husband. Okay. Your husband should apply for this show. He would be the perfect type of person for this show. So when I say that, when I think of a type of person, yes, your husband would be good.

30:41I don't think of you. I think of your husband. But if you were cast on the show, I don't think you would be the first out. I think you would make it quite far. Thank you. Yeah, maybe I wouldn't be the winner. You would rise to the occasion. I could hold my own here. Your husband literally should apply for this show. It's so him. He has so many great ideas. And he's the ideas guy. He's jingling all the way home. Jingle all the way. I love that. Well, I would watch this show. I kind of would, too. It is giving the big shot with Bethany. Agreed. It is. People just like, you're not winning. America's Next Top Model, you're going to become famous.

31:16If you win this competition, all you get is a job. Yeah, that's true. But it does really, the template is more so like The Apprentice, which is also what Bethany's was. And that was the biggest show on TV. people like and it was a really good show so i think there's we need more of that agreed and bringing bows in is sort of icing on the cake inspired inspired yeah so oh i'm sorry and what i was gonna say is the show in and of itself i'm so down the show in and of itself is quite brilliant because them having brands come on every episode the brand has to pay to be featured as the lead whatever um so the show in and of itself is successful before it even if nobody watches it the show is successful yeah but also the person who wins could maybe like get money to like start their own shop agency yeah and then whoever watched the show like if i saw if the person who won like was amazing and we ever needed a marketing agency like i would reach out to that person yes you know what because i often wonder i only ever watched celebrity apprentice obviously because i'm normal um and i only watched a season with joan rivers because i'm also normal but i know that there was a show with regular actual successful business people juliana rancic yeah bill rancic juliana rancic's husband is like one of the most well-known winners and he went on to do you know they're very successful um but like at what business but what kind of business you win right that's what the show should be called but on brand is good yeah on brand is on brand but it should have been what kind of business y 'all in marketing okay sure i like this show a lot and i probably would have clowned on it before they said bose was involved yeah but now i'm like it's amazing yeah agreed it should have been don draper thousand percent john ham should host it i feel like he's showing up for everything these days like i agree and he's kind of giving like don draper he's no he's giving like a little overexposed yeah he's doing too much but he's really goofy and proud but when you're don draper like he's ruining the mystique of don draper i know he's like doing too many projects like land man that apple tv show and he's also like the reverend from kimmy schmidt yeah he's just like doing too much our next maybe he has like a like he lives an expensive life you know like he just needs to keep working maybe he's like a lot of kids or something yeah he's got expensive hobbies correct maybe collects birken bags Maybe.

33:38Our next story, Haley Seinfeld, is opening up about why she made the difficult decision to take a break from music. I know this is what everyone wants to say. Just to be clear, Haley Steinfeld. Haley Steinfeld, yeah. She's not related to Jerry. Drop the tea. Okay. Haley is dipping her toes back into the music world and opening up about why she left in the first place. And left us seriously gagged wanting more. Yeah. she stars in the upcoming action thriller Sinners and she also sang a song for its soundtrack called Dangerous and it marks her first release since 2023 and she's excited about it to say the least she said I had taken a break from music which was a very difficult decision to make but I wanted to focus on my acting and I was happy to be doing that it goes without saying but music is a love of mine and a huge passion and something that has played a very strong role in my life in many more ways than one and having had the opportunity to make music through the years of my own is something I will never take for granted yeah like she is the definition of a multi-hyphenate she's like so good at everything that she just had to choose one and she chose acting which I understand but like she was an amazing pop star she was well on her way to becoming huge she was opening now obviously opening for Katy Perry doesn't mean as much now as it was once did but on the prism world tour like it was huge yeah or maybe it was wonder no it was prism um and like she was global she was really on her way like when you think of how short-lived her music career was but how many hits she had like it's actually really impressive yeah definitely so but she chose acting she must have liked it like a little bit more and she's great at it too yeah and she's been acting since she was eight true grit that's her thing yeah she came on the scene being like that young swirly at the oscars right and if she was being a pop star like maybe the day that she met josh allen in her pop star parallel life like she would have been out of town that day and not met josh allen so i would say like all of her decisions have been the right ones because they led her to this place in her life it's the butterfly effect like if you had continued being a pop star like what would we make of josh allen josh allen might be elsewhere and not with hayley and maybe she'd be the next josh allen could be dead she maybe she'd be the next sabrina but then she's dating barry keoghan It's not the same thing.

35:51No, it's not. So close. I think she's made the right decision for Haley Self, even though like we suffer. We suffered at the time, especially because. What do you think is Haley Seinfeld's best song? I love May. OK, the song Love Myself by Haley Seinfeld is one of the best pop songs of the last century. But just don't listen to the lyrics too close because you'll realize it's a song about masturbation. It's double entendre. So like on the surface, it's just about loving yourself. Okay. She has so many. Ready? I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you. Okay. In capital letters. Oh, that's really good.

36:34Let me go with a less so. I mean, like I know it, but it's not coming to mind. Oh, classic. In the ways I couldn't. Okay. Love myself. Oh, Jackie. Most girls are smart and strong and beautiful. Coast with Anderson.Paak. That's the new one. Interesting. No, and Dangerous from Sinners. Got it, got it. Rock Bottom. Now we're getting to songs that don't have all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. But. Don't forget Pitch Perfect. A discography she can and should be proud of. Well, Pitch Perfect was like a perfect blend of her two loves. A blockbuster hit. And dancing and singing. And singing. So maybe the lesson here is we need to pitch perfect for.

37:25Maybe the lesson here is trust Haley. Trust Haley. I agree. And I do trust Haley. I'm not even mad at her, like in the way that people are mad at Rihanna for choosing makeup over music. Yeah. I'm just sort of sad for myself. Yeah, same. But the girlies have stepped it up in her absence. Oh my God. We are fed. We are fed. We're fine. So as long as Haley's happy, I'm happy. and I want her to know like when she does want to come back in any capacity like I'm sad I'm ready I will support from the new action thriller Sinners that's also a great way to blend your two loves like accept roles where they let you write original music for the soundtrack I love that she should be in Hunger Games like the Hunger Games soundtrack is always like a big thing yeah you see the new Hunger Games no but it's so true you and I will be safe and sound what about Are you, are you?

38:19Oh, are you? Coming to the tree. The tree. They hung up a man. And then Olivia Rodrigo just had a big song. Strange things have happened. That's so creepy. No stranger would it be. That song was a cultural reset. That song was on par with. Uh-huh. I got my ticket for the long way round. nobody was more influenced nobody was more influenced by that than us like oh my god we were slapping those cups all fucking day long and the fun thing was like we already knew the cup melody because if you went to camp you knew that cup little jingle but everybody thought it was like original to Anna Kendrick no no bitch we were doing that at camp like everybody knew red solo cup flip it over like please are you are you

39:22I'm crying here I don't know why strange things have happened no it's so fucking good DJ Earworm could never would never I dare him actually I just lost all my stories from the banging that's good from the banging on the iPad no I found it to Hailey Steinfeld Queenie Lish Queenie Lish She'll be my Queenie of the Week. Do you think they're able to originate, like, who came up with that cup beat thing? No. Do they have to pay someone? No, that's, like... Folklore. Folklore. And not the Taylor Swift dance. I mean, the original definition of the word. Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually, I don't know if you saw the girl who invented the Apple dance.

40:01So I guess she copyrighted her dance, which she should, like... Okay. And Charlie XDS is doing something with Fortnite, and Fortnite was working with her to license the dance. and like they didn't come to an agreement or whatever, and then they just used the dance. So she's suing them now. Interesting. That's nice if like she's going to get paid by Fortnite. But like what does it mean for the regular person? Do you know what I mean? Like so if you want to do the dance on TikTok, like and it's copyrighted, what does that mean? So I happen to see her all over my TikTok, and she's very like, she has her armpits grown out.

40:32Like she's very hippie. So she's not suing any individual. Like that's not her. But then like people found out she's like low-key really rich. Her family has like this huge house in Hawaii, but she's like all about like she's she's a kind of like a communist you know like uh yeah and everybody's she's like taking a vlog like going to hawaii and people like wait why are you in hawaii because you know you're not supposed to visit hawaii if you're not from hawaii it's like bad um well she's like well me and my family have a house here so like we're not so we're from you know right right and then they were like wait your family has a house here and then people found out she's like really rich damn excuse me which makes sense as to why she was able to like secure legal lawyer up lawyer up copyrights to fortnight but she's always remember when they nominated her for a VMA and didn't invite her.

41:12And she's like always making news. She's like, she demands respect for creating this dance. And I actually really respect it. By the way, like, no, I don't know any of these things. We talked about it on the toast. Yes, we did. People make dances every day on the talk? Yes, but hers went super viral and she got nominated for a VMA, her dance. It was like best dance. They came up with like some category. And they didn't even invite her. Well, I saw Kylie learning it at Coachella. Did you see that? She's so funny. Of course I did. She almost flashed her titties. By Gabriette. and Alex Kosani fashion girlies I know Gabriette oh I know Alex don't push me I know Gabriette of course as it pertains to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills of it all because she looks like Amelia well they say Amelia actually looks like Gabriette and that like Amelia copies everything Gabriette does but then Amelia and Gabriette just did a campaign together it was kind of like a for Fendi you know it was I forget what it was for but it was very much like you know calling off the dogs like we are good well is it one of those campaigns where they have their heads to heads and they look like that was Fendi that did that they did with Nara Smith too they look like twins yeah they are finding like doppelgangers but it wasn't hard because everyone looks alike these days no and especially like if you've been following like Amelia Gray wasn't born this way like she made herself look like yeah Gabriette yeah Gabriette I like saying that too I think Gabriette should date Nate Bargatze so she could be Gabriette Bargatze I think that Nate Bargatze he like has a family cool cool so maybe like his son if he's grown yeah I think his son is like three cool cool cool so you're shipping her with a three-year-old no I said if he's grown go go go are you ready for a fourth story no I don't think that I am right I guess not is it our fourth story that's brought to you by purely Elizabeth okay proud moment like I was in the grocery store and with Ben and he needed granola and we went to like the aisle where the granola is and they had purely Elizabeth like oh this is a toast sponsor you should try it and you know he's like so against like trying stuff um and he bought a couple of flavors he loved it he loved it I was so proud of course it's the only granola on the market worth its salt purely Elizabeth makes delicious granolas oatmeals cereals intentionally crafted with superfood ingredients like ancient grains nuts and seeds the taste is irresistible they're certified gluten-free and non-GMO, and they have plenty of vegan and keto-friendly options.

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45:28And I love the ones from Roback. Also their men's items are really cute. So men's sweat, like jogger sets can be like really ugly and sloppish. I love the ones from Roback. You can match with your man. You can also just like not, but don't sleep on their crew necks, hoodies and joggers. They're really cute. Our code toast at Roback.com. We'll get you a generous 20 % off your first order through the end of this week. Roback is R-H-O-B-A-C-K. And our code is toast for 20 % off your first order through the end of this week. Thank you, Claude. you're welcome our next story michelle trachtenberg's official cause of death has been revealed after she died at the age of 39 so the new york city office of chief medical examiner confirmed to people magazine on wednesday that the actress's sudden death was a result of complications of diabetes mellitus the manner of death was ruled as natural the spokesperson said the amended determination was made following review of toxicology testing results according to the spokesperson toxicology testing can be done without an autopsy so i remember like when this happened it happened the same time like around gene hackman and they were both like so suspicious and so sad and so weird um so for us to have gotten clarity on both of those things they're both so sad yeah like she just was what a 35 year old girl who dies of natural causes like that's not how the world is supposed to work right right to die suddenly when you're 39 done right really really sad um i don't know what diabetes mellitus is so me neither how that differentiates but just terrible no seriously like uncool yeah i'm wishing like her family well she was really so young and so beautiful yeah so talented and like so ingrained in culture and everything culture especially for people our age yes she did not show up for work same When she showed up for work, she showed up for work.

47:23Yeah, and just everything that she did became iconic because she was in it. Maybe Ice Princess was a bad movie. Anyone ever consider that? But it wasn't because of Michelle. Okay, it wasn't. And Kim Cattrall. And Harriet the Spy. And Julia. Harriet the Spy. What's my girl's name? No, and Georgina. Juliet. Oh, Juliet. No, Hayden Pattitier. But she's Juliet from Nashville. Juliet in Nashville, yeah. Hence the confusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, Georgina. And the jumping shrimp. The Little Jumping Shrimp. Yes, Ice Princess is the best fucking movie. It is. Okay, okay. So that passes muster. Yeah, yeah, no.

47:58But Harriet the Spy, was she worth her salt? No, Michelle. She was a terrible spy. Michelle made her great. Georgina, like, nobody has ever acted better. Like, they should study her in acting school. It's true. So it's just a really sad, sad story, especially for, like, millennial swirlies. Yeah. Our fifth and final story will lead into our TV recap. Absolutely. If that sounds good to you because. So it sounds like it sounds like two birds, one stone. Two birds, one turd. Two birds. Paige DeSorbo is doubling down on her claims that Craig was texting other women during their relationship. Oh, oh, my God.

48:35Wait, I didn't see this. Yes. So she doubled down on the claims that he was texting other women because we saw a preview for the end of the season. Yes. We haven't watched this yet where she he's not defending the people who are calling her a cheater in their breakup. and she said on the show that we haven't seen yet she said you're gonna let people say that i'm a cheater i caught you texting two bitches in the course of our relationship so of course that's in the world into a frenzy and we're just sort of waiting to see what that was um but she and of course he maintains that like he never what stepped out so now that she's talking on what platform she gave an interview to vulture and she said as part of the interview she said i don't know honestly i don't know if it was platonic or anything more but there were multiple times in our relationship where I gave him so much grace like should I have broken up with him a year and a half ago when I saw him texting hearts to a girl probably but again I loved him and I wanted to marry him okay so this is I need more context like I'm sorry sorry to a girl no Ben you're sending hearts to a girl go to jail like seriously go to jail um I need to see the girl I need to know more I need to see the girl who's the girl yeah I need to know more but like yeah but let Let me say this, Paige.

49:44That does all look good. Yikes. Yeah. No, what does she look like, first of all? Like, is she single? Is she threatening? You know what I mean? There are girls that are threats, and then there are girls that are just ladies. Was it your aunt? Like you. Yeah, yeah. Did he send you a heart? Oh, my God. Imagine she's talking about me. Yeah, you're like an old married lady. Right, right. Am I harmful? Do I pose a threat? Yeah. So we're going to need more information. I hope we're going to get more information when that clip does air. But we are learning a lot about their relationship in Summer House, which aired last night more.

50:20The wheels are coming off. Like, I'm sure everybody around her who she's like actually like opening up to, like Sierra, like the breakup was the least shocking thing ever. Like to us, it was. But it's really interesting. And it was like sad to hear her say that like so much of like public fallout and public perception like stops her from making choices. Yeah. And like she's just afraid of what people will say, which is like the worst thing when you feel like you can't make the best decision for your own life because of like the fans. Yeah, I definitely think that might have delayed the breakup.

50:49Yeah. And I think that happens a lot of times with couples, like especially people from The Bachelor where like so many people are invested in your relationship and like you almost don't want to let them down. But I also think there's like something empowering when so many people are rooting for you. Like it might, it's not that you don't want to let them down. That's one thing. but another where you start to like see yourself through their eyes and you're like no it is great like we are craig and page like and i feel like it might give the relationship a little bit of longer legs but in a nice way like because yeah they're like championing you it helps to be loved to be like it was always good if everyone was telling your relationship was shit the moment you feel realize it's shit like you're like ah get me out of here and i could really like sense the anxiety that page was having in the bed scrolling and then when she moved beds um and I'm glad that she opened up to Sierra but I was like and this is what I was talking about at the beginning of the show like I think that Sierra like starting to cry before Paige even cried just being like I feel like you're really anxious and then like just she kind of took on Paige's emotions the entire episode with Emeril um yes yes like Paige was mad at Emeril and then Sierra goes outside and curses him out as if she's the one who was kept up all night and she wasn't like she wasn't because he's had sex all season and it it's never been an issue unless it has been we just didn't see but like it seems like in their room they don't hear Emeril and then the room They're upstairs.

52:04He's downstairs. The room that Paige went to, she heard Emeril. Right. She was in Gabby's room. Oh, yeah, he's downstairs. He's in, like, off the kitchen. Right. So, like, I felt like her behavior this episode was very strange. Only as it pertained to Paige. Like, I feel like Paige is going through a lot. And I could sense that from her. Like, she was almost giving me anxiety. Like, with her, like, scrolling. And I'm like, get off your phone. Yeah. And then, like, Emeril keeping her up. Like, I understand why she was so mad. Yeah. And also, I had to say, like, after a long day of day drinking, like, there's actually you know and you have you're having anxiety in your life already and then it's heightened by the drinking and you can't sleep because of the I like I could feel that it's a recipe for hell those are the worst hours 1000 so while I did feel like the only person who had like a legitimate gripe with Emeril was Paige I felt like overall no but he's not being like a good I know I feel conflicted like he's not being a good housemate or whatever but like when i think about the show like i love this cast they lay in bed all day like someone's got to go out bring girls home he's going out like that's what they need to do what he's doing is not contributing to the show whatsoever we don't even know it's not the girls he's bringing home we don't even hear from them he's literally like a border renting a room and his escapades contribute nothing to the show and they also take away from the show because now no like before when he came in like there's a ton of single girls in the house maybe some of them like would right start talking to you but when you like act like this it's very unattractive they are literally like go get tested nobody's gonna want to get with him and he's taking away from the show and and he is being a bad roommate and it is weird to have all these strangers coming in and out of the house in the middle of the night you don't know these people like I think it needed to be said but like Sierra saying it that day because of how Paige felt.

53:53Like it was just, you know, it seemed like it was for Paige, but I think in general it needed to be said. I feel that way as a viewer. This isn't a brothel. Yeah, I feel like when he got, he's like, hasn't been a part of any drama, right? So this is like his first, and it's a small like conversation. And his response saying that like, you know, I was undocumented for so many years. And so I'm now gonna like live loud. Like I actually think his story about being undocumented is so crazy and really interesting. and I'm not clowning on that at all but like to bring it up like in a fight like that's your excuse like you're living it loud because I don't know you're just getting it in like just yeah like just stop um yeah I definitely and also how awkward is that like I mean maybe it's less awkward for it it's a conversation ender well he said it in his confessional oh okay I believe no but how awkward is it to be like for someone to sit you down and be like you're a slut and it's really like inconvenient to the house dynamic like I think it would be harder for a girl to hear that like if a girl was obviously for bringing people home like I would seriously crawl into a hole in that and he's just so I felt like a little embarrassed for him but I think he should be a little embarrassed but he said he's like I'll stop like he I like I felt bad for him like I don't know I wasn't like hating on him as much as everybody else what he's doing but like the fact that we have to talk about it like i my cheeks are clenched when jesse was like maybe an away game once in a while like he's so funny when wes and kyle got home at 5 30 which like i can't even talk about for the 42 year old um and they had they had the five month pregnant woman lugging herself downstairs to open the door for them like i actually wanted to throw up yeah west is by the door i just wanted well that's what happens in the hamptons it happens with ours too with the heat it expands the wood and then it doesn't fit in the door frame true yes I forgot about that yeah that's just like a funny Hamptons thing um Wes is really having a as good of a season as he can have considering he was like the weenie of the year um I feel like he's doing all the right things agreed and I like for the house oh and to be clear him coming home at 5 30 like love that for you I'm talking about Kyle of course but like he's just like he's he's a value add like no matter how you want to slice it completely agree all over my i don't follow him on instagram but like he's in he's in matt james's passover satyr from kickball friends like yeah he's with brianna lapaglia like he's doing like he's a great reality star he's a value add to the show and and even in his confessionals like he always has funny stuff to say i like his friendship with jesse he's so supportive of him like and the cancer um moment when they went to the lodge and they gave back and that was so beautiful and like that's when i just like want to wrap jesse in a hug like he's such he's such a king i know i have a hard time holding space for his dual personalities like he is pjom mensch bring him home to your mother like so sweet been through so much gives back to the community he like loves to sing he's like releasing music oh i saw he's releasing music like there's so many cute little things about him but seriously i fucking hate this man like uh the when he got first of all him being like you're flirting with wes like i'm sorry i i wasn't there but i know she wasn't like i just like i know she wasn't she's obsessed with jesse and she is very she has said this a million times like i'm a one girl i'm a one guy growl like she's obsessed with jesse jesse like she's in a house i just don't think she was flirting with west i just wanted to make himself feel better and be like look we're the same we're not the same yeah you are not the same and then telling her that he loves her in the bed like i felt sick because then when he said that thing to sierra at the cancer thing i was like i i'm done with you like that to me was the your girlfriend just asked you to like be respectful and so you'd be like ah don't touch me like fucking drama queen i wanted to like it makes her look crazy she has not once asked him to do something that was unreasonable in my opinion so for for him to have a conversation with sierra and i see why sierra's like okay that's so rude telling me not to touch you like rude and like she's not wrong for being mad him making a big kerfuffle out of like you are responsible for your own actions so like why do you not flirt with people and then there won't be a problem Sierra doesn't have to change her behavior no Jesse has to change his so Jesse shouldn't touch Sierra's arm but if Sierra wants to touch his arm like that's the least of the issues between them don't lay on top of her in bathing suits on a pool float don't put your leg over her like that's the sort of things we're going to scale back first you want to get to perfection why don't you work on all those things first and again it's up to him to change his behavior if a girl touches your arm like there's nothing that you could do about it but of course corrected every single thing that you've done don't you dare start telling other people what to do but like making a big scene out of it like just makes lexi look so bad uh-huh when she really has not been unreasonable at all i'm dying for her to break up with him it's so annoying that all these things keep happening and she doesn't see it and then like the version she gets like is the truth but it's not like accurate enough yeah um it's so fucking frustrating that pissed me off so much yeah that was weird just he's not bad he's not understanding like what's being asked of him and why no and why no and like does he like her like I'm so confused yeah he does really like her but this is how he doesn't act like it not enough to like exercise some willpower but I don't think there's anyone that could make him behave any day I don't think he can meet any girl that would be that he likes more that would be more perfect that would make him behave any differently than he does right now because that's just him like lexi seriously because let's say he got with sierra he would sierra's his girlfriend he would do it with the next girl yeah amanda and everyone in the house and i just want to be clear so far because so much of what wes like got shit for we didn't see so far jesse's behavior has been 10 times worse than anything west did last season yeah it's all happening in like turbo mode yeah and it's all on camera yeah but it's happening in the span of like four weeks whereas west's took like about eight months six months right i also love to see them out leaving the house like going clubbing like that's that's fun yeah it was kind of a random episode so it's just like a sunday morning into the week and then like some oh yeah then we went to the city yeah but it was but i do like when they film in the city yeah me too for so long it was like they didn't see each other for five days like that's one of that hummus platter when the girls were out the girls were out probably those pitas i need a pita they do film at interesting places in the city uh where was that like places you've never heard of oh well they have to get filming wherever they can get like a permit and even the uh food for the the hope lodge thing looked so good i mean the taco i need a taco bowl i'm just hungry and i'm craving bread is seems to be the theme but i want a taco bowl like i might go to chipotle after last night's episode fuck shit up and go to chipotle i don't know chipotle gives me the willies that was a neuralta for you neuralt let me see oh you had your dose of neuralta i hope everyone's feeling better an hour-long episode like how regular are we yeah oh my god she just hung up our call failed i really don't want to call her back here's what i'll do i wonder if she's talking Hopefully she's not.

1:01:14Because I could just like wrap up. Hopefully she's just like sitting in silence.

1:01:23Okay, have you talked? Because I've been talking telling everyone what's going on. No, did you end? No, like I'm saying like I'm going to end it. I'm just going to end it. I'm leaving all of this in. Okay, leave it all in. I didn't talk because I thought maybe you'd do the whole sign off. Okay, no, I'm hanging off. Okay, I'm hanging up and I'm going to sign off. Wait, okay, I'm going to shut up. Actually, wait, just stay with me. Okay. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast of the Blood and Morning Show. We deliver the Fast Five Stories you need to do every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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