Bonnie Nuit with Joey C: Tuesday, December 2nd, 2025

21:29Now let me ask you a question. Yeah. Do you watch this show with your man or it's a solo thing? He hasn't seen it yet. He's been busy. Yeah he's been home for the holiday but I haven't I don't think he would want to watch this. I don't think he's into it. I don't think he's really into like this kind of gay stuff but I think he should watch it. I think it's very I open it. What is the show? I have seen. What's like the classic gay soap opera? Queer as Folk? Yes. Yes. I have seen Queer as Folk. And I feel like this is this generation's Queer as Folk. Kind of. Yeah. But that's like really about like gay people and being out and like, you know, and being accepted.

21:59This is like behind the scenes. Right, right, right. It's like kind of putting gay people back. I don't even know what happens to the books. Maybe they get out of like I guess everyone else knows, but I'm saving it for. That sounds like a better experience. I'm saving myself for the tuna melt scene. What gay piece of media was like your sexual awakening? I'm trying to – it wasn't Ellen for sure. I'm not surprised to hear that. And it wasn't Sandra Bernhardt making out on Roseanne. Okay, why are you pointing to women? You are a gay man. I don't know. I don't really think I had a gay – my awakening was like, you know, seeing cute boys that had crushes on.

22:29Right, like very standard stuff. Yeah, yeah. Johnson and Taylor Thomas. Classic. At the time. Yeah, you're so Taylor Strecker with that. Yeah. But I think the gay – where did I see – I would think maybe Doogie Howser, knowing he was gay in real life. Oh, that was big for you, for the community. For me, just in general, that there was like other actors that were really gay, even if he wasn't playing a gay character. No, I think like early on with Doogie Howser, like we found out that he was homo. And I think that something like that, like seeing representation in the media. The other option was, you know, Pedro Zamora with AIDS and he died.

23:00So it's like, you know, that wasn't a great representation at the time. Now, I feel like I've asked you this and I apologize if it's repetitive to people who have listened to like an episode of yours. but you're coming out journey. Yeah. Walk me through it. It never had to come out. It was just obvious. Yeah, it was obvious. It was like, girl, if you have eyes. Yeah. I was doing roller sets in my bedroom at like 12. Right, okay. So it was like, the jig is up. So did you have like an official combo with your parents? No. Okay. I just started bringing boys home. Oh, great. Love that. And they knew, yeah.

23:26That's so easy. I think my mom would be like, Joey, are you queer? I'd be like, shut up. Queer. I'm cracking up. Now, next up is a little girly news. Millie Bobby Brown. She has changed her name. She got married a year ago. To Bon Jovi. Yes. Now she is Millie Bonnie Brown Giovi. How do you say she changed from Bobby to Bonnie? So Millie, yeah, wait. Because she's Millie Bobby Brown. That's her first name. Bobby Brown's her last name? Is it hyphenated? Millie Bobby Brown is her name. Like her OG name, her stage name. But is Bobby Brown hyphenated two last names? Or is Bobby her middle name? Middle name.

24:00I'm not sure. Because now she's going by Millie Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi. M-B-B-B. Pick a struggle, bitch. I can't. Yeah. No, she's not married to our friend that has the wine, is she? No, his brother. Jesse, our friend Jesse. And I do understand, like, if you're marrying somebody whose last name is, you know, Bon Jovi, of course you're going to take it. That's like if I married a Rockefeller. You are going to catch me Claudia Rockefeller. It is what it is. It's an interesting choice to wait one whole year after you get married. But, you know, they do have a baby together now, and sometimes, like, you feel more - She's a baby?

24:31Yeah, they adopted a baby. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Oh, they adopted a baby. Yeah, so she wasn't pregnant. I remember seeing her pregnant. Yeah, right. Well, good for them. I feel like now when you become more of a family, that's when you change your name. She's been getting a lot of scrutiny. She had a hard run. Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess everyone, it's hard to go from a shaved head girl eating Legos. Eating Eggos, sorry. And yeah, she's getting that. You know, she grew her hair blonde and everyone's trying to say she can't be sexual. Right. I get it. We've grown up in the media. I don't know about her.

25:04Yeah, she's – and I feel bad for her. Yeah. She's got a hard run. Now she had to go – now she's playing again in the new season. Yeah. Her new show. Now, you're – let's say, hypothetical scenario, you get married. Yeah. You're keeping your last name. You're changing your last name. What are your thoughts on the movement? I think – the thing is, if I was a young girl, I would definitely hyphenate it. I would get it tattooed on my forehead. Now it's just like silly for me like to change my name. Because you're like a public figure. Yeah, I have one foot in the grave, mama. Right. Yeah, and also out of my brand.

25:30I don't want to ruin my brand. But I think of it from the brand perspective. Like it's hard enough to get people to know like your real name and then you have to confuse them. You have to be really, really famous. Like when Kim did Kim Kardashian West. I do feel like. I don't know why she did that. I don't either. But I do feel like it's stuck. Yeah. Like you have to be famous enough with Kim Kardashian. Yeah. To then change the name. Can I. I have. I'm having a spasm in my head. I have to get it out. Please. Wicked Witch. Madame Marble. Turn it around. Wicked Witch. And I hate Meghan Markle. So I'm like Meghan Markle.

26:01Turn it around. Fucking bitch. That is, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up. Megan Marbles. Madame Marble, flip it around, Wicked Witch. I'm so glad you brought that up. Wicked Witch. What's her name? Michelle Yeoh is having a Lady Gaga moment where she had made this joke in interviews for Wicked like a couple of times. And now somebody stitched together. She had this funny little joke when Lady Gaga said, you know, there could be 100 people in a room and 99 of them don't believe in you. All it takes is one. And that was Bradley Cooper. And she said it 100 times in 100 different interviews.

26:31And they stitched it together and it became her thing. Now Michelle Yeoh is having that with Madame Marble. Flip it around. What do you get? Wicked Witch. She's so funny. I'm fucking obsessed. There's a comedian on TikTok that did like a thing of how it came about. Like she's, I forget her name. She's blonde. She was so funny. She, but she like, her skit was like saying to her, like a fan, she was a fan meeting her. It's like, oh, just I noticed one day it's like this. And she goes, who else have you told this Michelle Yeoh? She goes, no. And then so she kills her and steals her idea. So funny.

26:57It was really funny. Meghan Markle, flip it around. Fucking bitch. Seriously funny stuff. Anything new with Megan you want to discuss? No, I'm just annoyed that she has that fucking show and I don't. I know. Are you going to watch? This is like the third season now. They're doing like a holiday spectacular. No, and I don't like all those celebrities. I know. I was like, Mindy Kaelin, what are you doing in there? Get out of the lion's den. And that was really awkward. Yeah, it was. Because I love Mindy Kaelin. Me too. She's my girl. Yeah, I didn't like that. Do you ever watch Mindy Project? Oh, of course.

27:22I loved it. It's literally the best show. She was my all-time favorite character on the - On TV ever made. So real. There was nothing like that at the time. Nothing. And there still isn't. And fun fact, you know, Good Guys host Josh Peck is on. He has a little storyline in Mindy Project. I was just chatting with him and your husband the other day. Oh, yes. You were on their podcast. Do you know when that's coming out? I don't know. I hope it didn't end up on the cutting room floor. No, we don't. But you know, the funny thing about the Good Guys is they pre-record. They're talking about the Oscars two weeks after the Oscars have aired.

27:51That's just the Good Guys. Those old men. And that's what makes them special. So, Billy Bobbi Brown changing her name. And I just want to say I fully understand. Yeah, get it, girl. Yeah, like. That's going to be a hell of a lot of embroideries on towels, though. Yeah, Millie, Bonnie, Brown, Bon Jovi. Yeah, I would just put a big B. Yeah, just sort of sums it up. Jackie and I are pretty conflicted when we talk about, like, name changing. Jackie and I, legally, both of us, like, didn't change our names. Yeah. My friends don't do that same thing. And it's not like we were taking a stand or anything.

28:17I think it was just pure laziness. And now, if you were to ask me, like, I'm sorry, no, I'm not doing it. What about your babies? Do you want to have the same last name as your babies? I know. That's what's, like, unfortunate. like who is this woman yeah like stranger danger call the police it's a good question um and at this moment like i just don't care you know but again and i know i think people think we're joking but really for your career you do need to keep it of course and sometimes girls write in for like dear toasters talking about like giving up their names and how they struggle with it and i don't think it should be like just the girls change their name like i'm over that and i'm not like being like a radical like hairy armpit feminist i just mean more like whose last name is better yeah who you know whose family has a better more interesting legacy true that sorry um okay next up everybody wants to kill me because like I've been talking so much about weight loss like Remy was on yesterday we did a whole episode and I'm sorry like it's just who I am I binge 8 yes this weekend so I almost didn't choose this story but I do want to talk about Amy Schumer she's who said this like kind of Instagram talking about you know her weight loss she's so much did she lose weight oh my god she's one pound let me show you you're gonna die from this photo okay girl we should post it on her Instagram two seconds hold on well she struggled with things so she had a bad pregnancy she had a bad pregnancy she had a like kind of crazy condition where her face blew up and like it could have been really right look okay so skinny that's real yeah no yes her instagram that's ai no it's not wow yeah that's like when adele came out right did her thing so then she posted this video and it's raising a lot of like flags she said it's just like it's like a video and has so much text over it like this is what it looks like and it's like moving in the background i never wear jewelry i don't get botox or filler i didn't lose 30 pounds i lost 50 not to look hot which does feel fun and temporary i did it to survive i had a disease that makes your face extremely puffy that can kill you but the internet caught it and that disease has now been cleared sorry for whatever feeling this is giving you that i lost weight i've had plastic surgery over the years and i use manjaro sorry to anyone that lets that sorry to anyone that feels let down i'm pain free i can play tag with my son and then she has like text that sideways whatever ends up happening with me and chris who's that her boyfriend her husband husband has nothing to do with weight loss or autism fingers crossed that we make it through he's the best he can't handle her new life happy to share more if anyone has questions about how I'm looking or feeling or where I am in my perimenopause process now people freaked about the Chris thing I feel like I don't know Amy Schumer but I feel like she's joking you know I feel yeah I feel like she's saying she's so hot now her husband might leave her yeah it's like a joke you know she might leave her husband yeah because she's so hot now like it's a joke I get that's exactly what I got from it.

30:48You know, me too, but everybody's like, where are another like surfacing old things she said about him? Like, I feel like they're fine. Like, I need everyone to calm down. And this is just what I was talking about with Remy yesterday. Like, whenever a woman specifically loses weight, like, they have to explain themselves in like an essay. Like, who gives a fuck? Jelly Roll's not explaining himself. Everybody's like, Jelly Roll looks amazing. Yeah, yeah. Like, who gives a fuck? Good for her, though. Totally. She looks amazing. She looks amazing. And she's able to keep it up, keep it up with her son.

31:12What do you think, like, is your dream weight? Is there a number in mind? Probably like 180. Yeah, that's a good one. Under 200 pounds for sure. Got it. When was the last time you were? Oh, I don't know. Probably 13. Yeah. Yeah. Were you a big kid? I was, yeah. I was a skinny like a middle schooler. Not middle school. A skinny like elementary schooler. But then I blew up like in middle school when I realized hot lunch. Like puberty. Hot lunch, yeah. And what kind of like environment was your home? Like did you eat? Like were you encouraged to eat a lot at home or were you encouraged like would you be a toxic almond mom?

31:43Yeah, no, like not a mom at all. We were picking out all the time. Because you're Italian and like, yeah, Sunday dinner. Yeah, so it was like, I was just always chubby. And then like, you know, and then I got, and then I became anorexic like shortly after high school. And I was 130 pounds. I have pictures. Oh, that's really, you do. You have to show me. I'm sure it was, I looked like Skeletor. Yeah, like not good. No, and I was trying to like, you know, be a supermodel and keep up with the gay scene at the time. It can be very toxic. It was very toxic. And I remember I fainted once from not eating.

32:11My father woke me up, shoving food in my mouth screaming, you're not a supermodel. You're not a supermodel. That's very DJ Tanner of you. Yeah, it was. And I was like, yes, I am. Oh, my God. And now look at me. I still am. I know you're perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I would like to get down to like that. Okay. I could. I just have to put my mind to it. I know. It's so hard. And, you know, they say like, you know, it's, you know, everyone's like losing all the weight on their GLP-1 journeys. And for me, it's I am losing it, but it's also like insurance and safety. And I was like, you know, I know if I just start eating salads, I'll be like lose all the weight but this is like you know i can play i can i can pig out like a pig and not gain the weight right but i'm still i'm a plateau queen right right listen is a plateau a french word no okay it does sound and it's spelled with that e-a-u teal very french i feel like if it was french it would be like an x at the end plateau what's your favorite french word um probably baguette it's a good one yeah yeah and where do you think is the best baguette in the city i haven't really ventured into the french patisseries yet but i haven't i did order Cidarella yesterday and they do have the French ham I like there.

33:09They do have Comte cheese. C-O-M-T-E. I don't know how to say the right and in English I don't know how to say how it translates it. Yeah. And where do you think is the best French food in the city? Have you ever eaten that French yet? No I haven't but I'm looking for a French restaurant for my birthday. French yet is sick. I was going to go to Le Cuckoo. Oh very real housewife of you. Is that too tacky? It's a little touristy like at this point. Yeah okay but I don't know being in the French scene. But Daniel is like sitting at. Okay, that was my question. Like, what's the vibe? Like, is it you and your man on a romantic thing?

33:40It's me and my man and like Nicole and a couple friends. Just like, you know, fun night out. But I want it to be like, remind me of home. Right, right. But I don't want, I know without having to hop the pond. But I don't want it too like, too like fancy where she's like, no one can eat anything. Right. They don't have the palate. Right, right, right. Escargot. I do. Yeah, but it is a little, thank you for saying that. I'm going to find something different. Is French chic though? Very chic. Oh, so she'll go there instead? Yeah, very hard reservation to get. So start, get to work. I'm sure there's a toaster there.

34:08Get to work. If there is a toaster there, you have to get the roast chicken. It's like the best roast chicken in the city. Who do you know? How can we get in there? I've only been there once. It was somebody else's reservation. Like it's impenetrable. You can like wait outside, you know. I can't do that. I know, I know. Can you get me into the polar bar? You would have to ask Ben Salter. Ben Salter. Yeah. Can I interest you in a fifth and final story? I'd be honored. Today's episode is brought to you by Minky Couture, as Joey and I are both, you know, sort of the faces of the brand, the brand that everybody's calling the Birkin Bag of Blankets.

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39:09He said, we have to find somebody that will work with us that has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business, the Grammy winner said. He's on the phone with his attorney. Combs, who was wearing a black at leisure set. And a beret? No, just a regular head. He appeared anxious as he repeatedly bounced his knee up and down. We're losing, he angrily said. The following week, he was detained and charged with transportation to engage in prostitution, racketeering, conspiracy, and sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion. so I was shocked to see that there's footage from this time so he's consented to film to letting and he also consented to releasing this right so I'm curious like what angle the documentary because 50 cent is in it did you see that no he's producing it oh I'm confused about where the Combs documentary I think it's like trying to prove his innocence like like receipts type shit So he's producing it?

40:05Not innocent. I'm not saying he's innocent. But I'm saying he's probably trying to make clear his name in some way and angle it in a way so people have feelings for him again. So when he does get out, he could have some sort of life. I'm assuming. I have no idea what's going on. This is 50 Cent's Diddy documentary. And that's – You know 50 Cent has committed his life to destroying Sean Combs. Oh, he is – Oh. That's what I'm saying. Because Sean Combs doesn't get involved – I'm sorry. 50 Cent does not get involved in Shade and like off shit. He's like a real, real person. So it is executive produced by his longtime rival, Curtis Jackson, also known as 50 Cent.

40:37So this is a hit piece. It's a takedown. What is it called? A scam? And I saw that they cut to 50 Cent talking about the documentary, and he is the biggest smile on his face. He cannot stop smiling. I think he's so excited. And I actually think we need a ditty documentary. I feel like they make a documentary for everything. But there's so much. And I feel like I actually got lost in the sauce. There's already a heist, a Louvre heist documentary on Netflix. Yeah. Time by time, they have like, I have like eyewitnesses that were in the room at the time. That's a good one. I would watch that. Well, I have to for my country.

41:10Right, right. For your country, for king and country. Now, did you serve in the French army? No, I served in the Lambert district. It was a trench coat though. Oh, got it, got it. Down the street. Have you ever been to Amsterdam's red light district? No, my boyfriend was just there though. Have you been to Thailand's like lady boy? No, not yet. No, I feel like maybe you should take a trip. I don't want to go there. That looks very desolate. but I have to ride a ride on a motorcycle and then compete with all the other ladyboys. It's like, it's my thing. I feel like your hat would fall off on a Vanspa.

41:38Terrible. But I would go to Amsterdam. That looks lovely. Yeah, yeah. Like the Royal Hospice of Beverly Hills. But everyone goes to Amsterdam. Like, you know, back then it was like everyone went there because mushrooms and weed were illegal. Now you can have that here. Right. So like unless there's a more dangerous drug I can have that I can't get here, then I'm not really going all the way over there. Amsterdam sort of lost its allure. Yeah. Now, are you ready for To Your Toasters, Joe? We are weekly advice segment where we try to help out the girlies in need. Yes, I love doing this. Now, I did choose these specifically for you because I feel like, you know, sometimes we need brutal honesty and there's nobody better.

42:07Oh, yeah. I have no filter. So if you guys are interested in ever hearing from us, feel free to shoot us an email, deartosters at gmail.com. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box. Both methods of submission are totally anonymous. And if you have written us and we haven't read it yet, it's either because it's boring or it's poorly written. So feel free to try again. Are you ready? Yes. Girlies, help. my 32 year old brother is single gay and has thinning slash balding hair he's clearly self-conscious about it because he's now growing his hair out longer and respect this is my boyfriend this is my boyfriend i'm fucking crying okay he's clearly self-conscious about it because he's growing his hair out and respectfully it looks terrible sorry how can i'm not laughing at you and the boy i just want to I'm laughing at Joey.

42:53How can I help him help himself without being an overbearing, like, bitchy sister? He just moved to Minneapolis. He gets his hair cut at cost cutters, which I assume is, like, super cuts. Oh, my God. This man needs an intervention. It's the holiday, so I feel like I could gift him something that would help. Any ideas? I would. Nothing. Gays love nothing more than a makeover. Yeah. A makeover montage. Yeah. I would be, like, let's. I would suggest a makeover. Look at guys. I think at this point, shaving his head might be the best thing, like, buzzing his head. Yeah. take pictures of like Jason Statham and like, you know, hot bald guys.

43:23I'm like, oh my God, look at this look. And just, but don't even mention, but talk about the clothes first. And then he just happens to be bald, shaved head. What is like the consensus in the gay community about bald? Like is bald in, is bald out? I mean, I think if it's, yeah. Depends on the person. Balding never looks good on anyone. No, not balding, being totally bald, like shaving your head. Yeah, no, that looks, that's the most option you'd want. Yeah, I agree. Because there's no other kind of option for people. And I think it looks the best. And most times they look better with their head shaved.

43:48They definitely look better with their head shaved than the Larry David ring. Yeah, you can't have that. Terrible. And you get a whole new persona with it. Like you have a badass, like you're the villain all of a sudden. So how do you suggest? I would show, I would go to the Gemini on Google Gemini and show some AI renderings of different styles or suggest Dr. Trutella for a hair transplant. From New Jersey, right. Well, I would love to know your financial situation. Are you in the business of being able to gift a hair transplant? Because that obviously seems like the clearly, like the obvious choice.

44:19Am I? No, the girl writing in. Oh yeah, maybe. She said I want to maybe get him something for the holidays that will help. But like, can you get him hair transplants? Like what's your financial situation? Or you can get him like a good lace front from TikTok. A trip to Turkey. Yeah. Now, do you feel like it would be easier for her to help this brother if he was straight or if he was gay? Like, I feel like straight men like - Straight would be easier. Yeah, they'll just do whatever you say. Yeah, because the gay is going to get pushback. Right. No one needs that. From the community. From a disgruntled queen.

44:44Yeah.

44:48Dear Jackson Claude, well, Joey and Claude, I recently hosted my father's birthday and my younger sister offered to make a very beautiful ice cream sundae spread instead of a typical birthday cake. She brought ice cream and various toppings from her absolute favorite hometown ice cream shop and it was really wonderful. But when the party was over, she pulled out a cooler and in typical little sister behavior, she packed her ice packs and took all the leftover ice cream. I will say it was a little expensive for ice cream, but I'm worried that she does this at like other parties with other friends.

45:13How do I handle telling her she should have just left the leftovers without hurting her feelings? I do love how much she helps out when it's needed, but I'm a concerned big sister. Well, big sister being the operative, because she wants to eat all the ice cream. Yeah, of course, big, fat big sister. Now, the thing is, like, does your sister have a, let's pretend like your sister has a pattern of bringing a cooler to different affairs. You're at a dinner party. She brings a wagon. Right. One of those, um, Taylor, Taylor Strucker has it. What's that thing called? The Husky. With an H. The wheelie thing.

45:40Hulken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she bringing a hulken bag to all, like, dinner parties? Yes. Then the thing is, you do have to have an intervention. But if she did something nice and just wanted to take the ice cream home with her, like you're being a little bit of a bitch. Yeah, I think the same thing is if you go to a house party and you bring wine or liquor or something and you take it back with you. Oh, do people do that? Not at my house. Of course not. They'll get clipped. Let me ask you a question. What is your take on like leftovers? Because I – Get it out. Yes, okay. Get it out. I don't want anything in the house ever.

46:06I throw things out. I call my cleaning lady once a week to come on an off day just to like to take shit out of the house. I don't want it. Jackie and Ben call me the sweeper because I'm always like sweeping shit up. I'm throwing away family heirlooms. Like I'm throwing away everything. Get it out. I hate shit. I didn't know that about you, that you have sweeper energy as well. And I'm the same. I hate leftovers. I have never once taken something home and eaten it the next day. Like I know it's a waste of money, of food, and there are people dying. I know. I'll do it if I know I'm going to be wasted and I want to pig out.

46:34Like I pre-know that I'm going to be a fat pig and like want to like eat it. And I'll do that. But like, yeah, leftovers. First of all, like at the house, I'm never going to eat it again. And then I just don't have room in the fridge. I want everything out of the fucking house. So I give away everything. Me too. I have Costco-sized things of like to-go containers in my closet. You would think I work in like a restaurant. Just get everything. Get it out. So when you cook, because you're like a big chef. I cook overly. I make so much food. You do. And then what do you do with it? I end up giving it away or like throwing it out.

47:00Oh, I know. I'm the same way, but like I just hate shit in my house. Is that Tower Load? Yeah. So my lip liner, if anyone wants to know, this is Tower 28 Shade. I feel like I've penciled off the shade, you know? O1C4. And I'm pairing it with this Rode Lip Peptide. Have you tried these? I haven't tried that one but I know they have the phone case with it. I'm wearing homeoplasm. You can only get it in Paris. It's a nipple cream that they use for nursing mothers. Yeah, I'm familiar. It's called Lansino. It's a brand. Yeah, I used it. It's a French brand actually called Lansino. And also Lanolin.

47:34They both make nipple cream and when I was needing nipple cream, I put it right on my lips. It's better than like Aquaphor. My plums. Tower load, I was telling you earlier, there's a gay porn site called Tower Load. And I was looking for the spray because my friend wanted to get that red spray. What red spray? There's a Tower 28 makes a spray. Oh, setting spray. I thought you meant a red spray from the porn site. No. So then I called. So I went to Sephora and I was like, do you guys have Tower Load? Oh, my God. And she's like, Tower Load. Did she Google it? No, she didn't Google the thing. She goes, oh, you mean Tower 28.

48:06I was like, oh, that's what it is. Oh, my God. And she wrote me with the Tower 28. What's your porn website of choice? Hamster, ex-hamster. Is that for animals? No. Oh, okay. I don't know why it's called that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. I was confused. I don't know why it's called that, but I think that's the one I used to use. Would you ever be a porn star, Joey? If I was endowed and had the body. Yeah, I'd be disgusting. Right, right, right. Yeah. God knew not to give me a big dick. I actually. You ran through. I actually shudder to think what I would be like if I was always in my life very naturally thin and small.

48:38I would end up doing porn. But I think the thing is, if I, that's a hard question. If I always had that, I probably wouldn't be a pig. But since we've been fucked with our whole lives, like, you know, with our bodies, it's like if I finally got that, then I would be disgusting. Right, right. Because I've waited my whole life for this. Right, right. I'm not going to give it up now. Right, right, right. Yeah. All right. Next up. Hello, Jackson Claude. I need your advice on how to respond to declining my father-in-law's friend requests on not one but two social media platforms. In the past, I know my father-in-law has been using his late wife's phone, watching my stories on her Facebook and Instagram page.

49:07and with the holidays coming up, I know I'm going to be asked about it and I get a pit every time I think about addressing it. I have zero problem with confrontation, but out of respect to my husband, I'd like to try to maintain a level of cool. My husband does not have social media and I know that my father-in-law uses it to see photos of our kids. I just don't find it necessary to be friends with him on social media. Thanks. A swirly in need of some help with the words. Originally, when I first heard it, it sounded like there was a creepy undertone to it. Then I heard about, like, he's just that old widowed man and he wants to see his grandkids.

49:35Then I was like, I was like, oh, I feel bad now. Yeah, so every now and then we do have to set a deer toaster straight. Because we usually try to take the side of the girl. If you're writing into deer toasters, you're always right. Yeah. Every now and then we get hit with something like this. Like your poor widowed father-in-law just using his dead wife's phone so he can see pictures of your grandkids. Girl, accept the fucking friend request. Like seriously, how evil are you? And unless you're posting pictures of you and your bikinis and your girlfriend's girl strips. I think if you're just posting pictures of the kids and his son and stuff, I think it's sweet and he wants to see that.

50:04I completely agree. Can I try on your beret? Yeah, I'd be honored. I thought you'd never ask you don't have a license that was a gift no I don't have it yet which side right or left I think it's a woman's own choice I think that side looks better on you okay whatever side you're part is that your where do you part your hair do you go that way okay yeah I don't look French I look like I'm delivering newspapers my whole tits are out no one even said anything okay wait I'm like really struggling okay okay how's that I love this set how do I look it's very chic is it no you look like you should be going to the Christmas spooktacular the tree lighting can you get me right into the tree lighting do any toasters work at the tree lighting can i say i've literally never looked more gorgeous i know now in i'm looking at the monitor i come in every color next time i go to paris i'll get you on oh is this straight from paris yes i don't have an imposter okay like i just like can't really keep it on it's like hard i have i have a harry josh pen you can use now okay like in the camera it looks really stupid but i just want to say in the pictures that i'm taking it looks amazing And look at these curtains.

51:03Can I have these curtains? You'll have to talk to Chris. That's really gorgeous. And what materials that made of? It's cashmere. Really? Where'd you buy it? No, my boyfriend got it for me. He was like, when I got to when I landed, he had this as a surprise for me. Can we talk about your boyfriend? Yes, we'd be honored. He's been coming up on my TikTok, so I've been like stalking a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. How did you guys meet? We met. It was after we had, I was at a work party for Barstool and we had this, we had this like Christmas, was it Christmas? Oh, summertime. time it was the end of like summer party for um we had mr purple on the rooftop this is where I were aging myself um and then after we went to some bars we was bar hopping on the bowery and I just I walked and oh we had we rented the bar out sort of like the back room for whatever and I walk in and now I'm tipsy and I'm feeling myself and I just saw he was the first person I saw when I walked in there and I was like you know I I have no shame so I said to him I made a pass to them walking in.

51:56What'd you say? I said, yo, you got a fat ass. So romantic. Like, it's insane. And then we started, you know, then we started flirting throughout the night and stuff. And then, yeah, then we just kind of met and started hanging out. That's really beautiful. Yeah. And another question for you, and the toasters were really mad at me for the last couple of times not asking you this. Oh, my God. What's the tea that you don't, Pat, don't follow each other on Instagram anymore? The tea is I never followed him to begin with. Oh. So I didn't. Okay. So there's no tea. So it was always like, it was always like, we always had like, Like at the beginning, I always had like that like rivalry thing with him.

52:25So it was a joke at the beginning that I didn't follow him. Got it. And then once you left, you didn't feel the need to follow, to keep up. No. What do you think about Out and About still going on without you? Oh, is it? Yes. Oh, good. And what do you think about that? I think it's great. Yeah. Get it, girl. I saw Kathy Griffin was on. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. She was also on the Good Guys podcast. I saw that. I did see that. You know, good. Keep it up, girl. Keep it up. Yeah. Now what's new for Joey? I hear you have a brand deal launching today. I'm not allowed to speak of it. Oh, you're not? Oh, I am allowed to speak of it, but you're not allowing me to speak of it.

52:53Well, here's the thing. One of today's sponsors is Minky Couture, which we love. Don't forget to use our code. And Joey is actually about to become a new brand ambassador for the brand, the Birkin Bag of Blankets. Yes. And we're so honored to have you joined the Minky family. I am. Thank you. I'm so excited. And not only that, I have my ring sizer coming from Ring Concierge from Sydney. Free product. Today. So I am getting a nice ring. I love that. I'm so glad that you are. I know you're not getting healthcare from your time here at the toast, but you are getting free product, which is almost better than healthcare.

53:25I finally got Simon, our friend Simon Huck. You got candles? No, I didn't get candles. I got, let me, let me. Oh, also good. Yeah, I got, I got all, I think every one of them. Yeah, they have like the fake GLP one. It's like a, like a nature's. I had that before. It's pargy. Yeah, I didn't get that one in the mail. I already have that in my draw. The sleeping ones, I took two last night. Oh, those sleeping ones? They taste so good. I want to eat more, but I'll get in trouble. What does Joey keep in his nightstand? Oh, I can tell you. Yeah. I have my Aquaphor stick. Of course. Oh, the stick. I like the stick.

53:56Okay, so I have the stick also on my nightstand right now. It's not my favorite. What is your favorite? I like to squeeze it out of the little tube. I put too much on then. Not the tiny tube. Yeah, of course. Nothing comes out on the stick. You rub it onto your eyes like this? I don't. You have to put it onto your eyes. Oh, really? Oh, it plumps. Really? Yes. Okay, I'll do it. It's very plumping. I just have that. I have a tissue box. I have a diptyque candle. And I have a picture of me and Bae. Where's the picture from? Paris? No, it's from the Hamptons. Such world travelers. But then on his nightstand, I have.

54:26Do you guys live together? No, but he just like spends a lot of time. Yeah, when he sleeps on his side. I have, I think some, you know. Oh, I have flowers on each. Lovely. I do flowers as well. Are you a big cuddler? I am, but I get hot very quickly. Of course. And what about, are you a big spoon or a little spoon? I don't want to assume. Yeah, I'm just huge. Yeah, so. No, and your man's like so cute and small. Petite. Yeah, petite. I love that. What does your man do for work, if you don't mind me asking? He is in between careers right now. Love that. Aren't we all? Creative. He's going to do something creative.

54:58A creative. Yeah. And what would you say is your favorite thing about your boyfriend? His confidence. I love that answer. Yeah, he's just crazy confident. Where do you get your confidence from? That's the only thing I got that I had. it was it was you know people get what they have and that's that's when i got right like that was the card you were dealt yeah i love that comedy and comedy we both have that yes 100 you can get anywhere with that we don't need to be hot and like we're hot in our own right we are like insanely gorgeous but yeah i know what you mean like we get invited places because like it's not fun if we're not there yeah i love that like we don't really work hard it's just we're giving things because of our personalities i don't feel like this is gonna be your last time because like i said i'm no please i do have some next week is my last week is it before christmas break who's here tomorrow?

55:39Oh, a really good one. But I don't want to say. Are you telling me off camera? Yeah, of course. So I do think I'll have space for you next week. Okay, good. For my final hurrah. Right. I don't want to say goodbye. It's not a goodbye. It's a see you later. But then, do you have your own bedroom at Jackie's house? I do. Do you think she'll let me stay there? Does she have a pool? She does. Oh my god. Yeah. I do think she would let you stay there. Are you looking to take a trip? I can't right now. I'm saving my miles. What are you saving them for? Your next trip to Paris? Yeah, I have to go. I'm trying to get there for my birthday, but no one wants to come with me.

56:08What miles? I use Delta. Why would no one want to come with you? No, they would. I don't know. They would. You should go to Paris for your birthday. Fuck Le Cuckoo. Yeah. Go to the real one. Go to the real one. Make a real Paris burn. You should. I want to. I only have 45 ,000 miles left, though. You need a state-sponsored visit. Like the Parisian Board of Tourism. That's what I want to do. Yeah. That's what I need to do. I'm trying to get over there and do that. Right. I love that journey for you. Or if someone wants to give me my own travel show. Perhaps like a Minky Couture. Like you take a Minky to the Eiffel Tower.

56:37Yes. Let's pitch an idea to Minky for a birthday trip for Joey. That sounds perfect. I love that. I do as well. Well, I always appreciate your time. I love coming here. It's my second home. It's your second home. Thank you for your candor, for your love, for your time, for your devotion. And thank you guys for listening to the toast. 11.58 Uhr. Mittagspause. Dein Magen knurrt lauter als der Bürohund. Und dann ploppt der Chat auf. Kantine? Wie immer? Wenig später blickst du auf die wie immer mickrige Portion. And think you just, we should go to Maccas. For the Big McDonald's hunger, try the new Big Gouda and the Big Tasty Red Steakhouse with 100 % Rindfleisch from Germany.

57:17So long the food is enough, not to our breakfast.

57:33of studying and about, of course, how wickedly talented we are. Hope you guys have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye-bye.