Buffering with the Stars: Wednesday, October 8th, 2025

0:22I sound amazing. welcome back to the terst happy worst hey jerst how you durst i durst good on this thirst day no it's wednesday wednesday damn sorry guys sorry to get your hopes up that's okay i knew it was wednesday so like your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind but you know it's a good wednesday it is it's fine it's all good wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step ever since Dancing with the Stars came onto our screens on Tuesday nights. It's actually so true. It's so funny. We get into these eras of toast where like the weeks have different like balance.

0:59Like Tuesdays always Dear Toasters. Mondays are always chunky. And then depending on the like TV schedule of the week. But like we start out the week really strong. Like Mondays always pargy. Catching up. Tuesdays Dear Toasters. Wednesdays Dancing with the Stars. It feels so like correct. And then Thursday we get to chill. Friday Queenie and Weenie. yeah and i think like the new love is blind episodes come out today or tomorrow so we've got to stay up on that see what these unwell folks are up to hey bruisedale i didn't realize bruno was showing up to work today hey brew how you do hey how you brewing he's doing good he's been working really hard um he's trying to buy something special for magnolia so he's taking on more shifts at work and just uh being a responsible individual um love that like welcome to the party bruno we all have bills to pay um he's literally taking up more of the chair than me which is like so unacceptable because you're literally two people how are you feeling thanks for asking koji

1:59i'm it's nice getting by i'm getting by the mornings are the easiest and like when i go to bed at night like getting into bed that whole process the last few hours of the day are so difficult last night i had like more pains and aches than ever before and throughout the night Like I toss and turn and every time I flip over, every time I flip over, it's either like round ligament pain or like cooter pain. It's like pain. But then by like 7 a.m. when I'm sleeping, I am reset officially comfortable. Yeah, just in time, just in time to get up. But like my belly feels lighter. I'm like not hurting as much.

2:36I know we've spoken about this before, but like pregnancy needs to come with a handlebar in the bed where you can literally hoist yourself up because you can't sleep on your back. you can't sleep on your stomach so you just go like especially later on in pregnancy you go side to side side to side side to side to side and to go from side to side is i imagine it's the strength it takes to do an iron man it is bar none the most difficult physical challenge of in a lifetime like that one could possibly experience and if there was just like a monkey bar like right in front of me like a pull-up bar that i could use that like give me that yeah it's really true like there's no good way to do it because if you try and come up first to sit to an upright position you just need to sit up ow you actually need to wake your partner for real like i'd be shocked if i don't because i'm always like oh yeah right right and you know he's like pretending to sleep like he can hear you it's like everything okay can the worst can i do anything no you know what's so crazy about you is that you're really not into baths and i imagine you would at this point like really thrive in the tub I found baths like so medically necessary I don't know how I would get out of one right now oh wait getting out was always a two-person job um and you have to be like really comfortable with your partner because they're gonna have to help you get out of the tub but getting in and just getting all the weight off of your bones like you could just float I would highly encourage if you have a few extra hours later tonight like take a bath I did baths in my first pregnancy with her I actually remember like I bathed a lot I even got my thermometer in there to make sure it wasn't over one or four I'm like I want all the heat I could get yeah um then with charlie and like the surplus i didn't do any baths because i was like i don't want like the water and afraid i was just afraid no i'm afraid and then i just like i'm afraid gotten into that habit of like not taking baths even though last night i was actually thinking because i've been having a lot of um i don't know how to describe it other than cooter pain i don't think that's i don't think you need to describe it any better like that's perfect major cooter pain i know i didn't have it in my other pregnancies like and it's been like months now like serious cooter pain i was like a bath sounds nice yeah highly recommend i'll think about it you also have a pool i'm not swimming either i don't want the chlorine in my cooter that i actually understand even though like you could not keep me out of a pool when i was pregnant no but like that's just like that's based on nothing if i asked my doctor they would personal preference and i didn't make it up but it just it seems weird listen you're allowed to make up whatever you want for sure it says to you in an abundance of caution like why are you mad bro correct sorry i love my baby too much like why are you mad bro then i don't want to swim i also just like don't like swimming i know jackie's like so not a fun person to vacation with like she's just like doesn't like to tan either because she's like porcelain skin which i understand i like the shade and she just like reads in the shade like fun amazing best day ever i'm like drinking in the sun like we're so different we're so different that's crazy that sounds like a misery heaven heaven must be missing an angel they wrote that song about you that's so sweet um dancing with the stars or as i like to call it buffering with the stars i still have like no wi-fi the verizon man came yesterday he like showed me his special machine he walks around the house tell me about that okay he has this machine and he walks around the house and like when the wi-fi is good it's green and when it's really bad it's red oh so he's walking around walking around i have green everywhere green everywhere he goes to the corner of my bedroom where your tv is red and he said there must be something in the wall i can't he literally said i can't fix it like go fuck yourself and i said oh okay thanks sometimes there's something in the wall and you can't fix it.

6:23I know he did recommend this like product from Amazon that I'll now look into great like another hundred dollars down the drain. It's just like everything is a hundred dollars. What is it? The it's like an item, you know, you can get your Eero, you know, Eero. I do know Eero. Does it work? Yeah. I've only used it in like really like situations where everything was working against Eero. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like in a hotel trying to get wi-fi from the hotel to create my own network um and they weren't wanting me to create my own network okay well i'm trying to use it in my home i think if you use your the way it's intended which is like wi-fi boosting across your home yeah i think it works yeah okay i did buy it i was just like so reluctant mostly because it was a hundred dollars to have to and like if you ever want to like create your own network when you're on vacation like that's helpful it is helpful yeah take your cat and leave my sweater so let me tell you i've been listening to so much keith urban one because he's just like a topic have you taken keith's side no no i'm holding space for two truths first of all i'm not taking a side you're not and second of all you're not gonna support women i don't know what happened but i just blindly support women you know me better than that um even though it's gc or the chanel show she looked insane uh new face alert totally the Stephen Levine did up.

7:45I've been listening to a lot of Keith Urban because you do see the video going viral. He performed like a few days ago and he was like obviously having a moment when singing that song. Take your cat and leave my sweater. You got nothing left to weather. So there's a part in the verse that go,

8:04take your space and all your reasons that you think of me. And Keith is up there and he's like, really emo he's like take your space and all your bullshit reasons he goes he goes kind of crazy so many people tagged me in it i can't believe you didn't see it no i didn't and your stupid bull he said stupid bullshit reasons like and he's being really like very like so crazy his hair is like very ellen in the early 90s like he was really being nuts that's really funny do you see the headline in the post that was like keith urban really didn't like that movie baby girl lol yeah lol that's funny yeah i and i think like it's just true and we called it like you are living under a rock if you don't believe that the movie baby girl had something to do with the downfall of their marriage yeah that's just like not something that you go and do at the bare minimum it was a cry for help all i think about is that actor from desperate housewives who won't even kiss okay so that actor from desperate housewives who won't even kiss who also like Like he's, you guys, if you look him up, just look up Dave from Desperate Housewives.

9:08He's been on your favorite show playing like someone sinister. Someone sinister. Even though it seems like in real life, he's the P-jommiest P-jomm because he won't even take roles where he has to kiss someone else because it's disrespectful to his wife and unfaithful. And like, that's what we've been trying to say. He was like a pretty big character for two seasons on Desperate Housewives. And he was married to Edie, who was like the village whore. And they didn't even kiss on the show. It was crazy. They must've really wanted him to like be on the TV show because why else? well his daughter is um like a tiktoker she doesn't like she goes viral a lot like only when her dad's in it she makes him do stuff and everybody comments like oh man he was my favorite he was on suits he played like this like kind of evil oh wasn't he in yellowstone like an evil developer yeah he's always playing like an evil blank yeah um and his daughter um uses him for likes which we love yeah that's a good man that's a good man that's been if he ever goes once we go to Hollywood which is very soon um oh that's that's gonna be Ben okay if Ben gets like a major acting role while you're out in Hollywood but like it's a romance it's a rom-com but it's like gonna be the biggest movie in the country it's like based on a book say maybe that's the role of um fourth wing okay he gets yeah like that would happen what's his name Zayden Ryerson Xander yeah he gets the role of Zayden Ryerson in fourth wing it's gonna be the next Twilight yeah I come and but he has to obviously like have the smut scenes with Violet what do you say no for a multitude of reasons one like am I crazy I don't want Ben becoming a movie star like first of all he would be insufferable second of all like that's my man I don't want other people like fawning after after him like no men who are married can't be like Edward and Jacob they were both single that's true I'm so glad you brought that up I am so glad you brought that up and I know this is going to spoil something that they're talking about on the good guys but I have to talk about it and i forgot i forgot to tell you this so you know and i remember this because i read josh peck's book and like one of the peak moments of his career was being cast in this movie alongside ben kingsley it's called the oh my god why am i blanking on it the the wackness um and ben was like to me over the weekend like i can't believe i've never seen this movie of josh's it's like actually like i'm being a bad friend like can we watch it am i supposed to know um whom's ben ben kingsley is yes look at his face you'll know him okay like 100 do you want me to wait for you before I finish my story?

11:28Yeah, just like for the context. Hold on. Ben Kingsley. Cool. Got it. Yeah, like, you know. Yeah, yeah. I feel like he might have been in Beauty and the Beast. Oh, for sure. No, he's in something that we're upset. He's in The Dictator. Okay. King. Aladin. Oh, Schindler's List. Oh. Tuck Everlasting. Now this is a catalog. Oh my God, we don't talk about Tuck Everlasting enough. No, we don't. Okay. So please, put your phone down. I want to tell you the story. so I didn't know what it was about I just said yes like of course we watch it okay he wanted to watch the movie it's one of this like one of one of Josh's like most proudest moments of his career and Ben's like you know he's my best friend I've never seen this movie oh uh like we should watch it I said great it was on prime we watched it and it was good but like Josh didn't tell us Ben didn't tell me and Ben didn't know there was not one but two sex scenes and to answer your question who participated in them gosh yeah i was like oh no first of all i could not something about page his wife like has she seen this when did the movie come out it was just there like not to be weird but it was actually a flattering sex scene for josh like if i was page i would find it hot right like that's my man 2008 right josh was like peak physical fitness you know he looked great it's just like i know you too well like me and ben were literally being like three-year-olds covering our eyes but it was like it wasn't like an embarrassing scene it was like josh came out like looking good you know yeah um so i'm thinking of his wife like she either like hates it or loves it like it was actually kind of flattering but it's also before her time like you really can't of course get upset about things that people did especially if they're not like you know criminal so to answer your question even if i wanted ben to become like a big time movie star which to be clear i don't do not cast ben in any movies um i don't think i would be able to get past that because like I think about how I felt just watching somebody I know yeah yeah okay glad that we cleared that up and yeah I know he was up for the role of Zayden Ryerson but he will not get in after this politely declines unless you're violet how about them apples well now we're talking yeah okay and you know violet like the descriptors of violet in the book I remember like she's so tiny tiny tiny and that's perfect for me so um i accept graciously i'd watch it yeah no you couldn't watch it because you'd be watching like me doing porn oh god no oh no no i wouldn't right could not now i feel as though we should dive in because i'm dying to talk about dancing with the stars it's like all i did last night um it's a two-hour broadcast because of the buffering it took me about three hours um and so like that's what i did the whole night and I can't sit here and like not talk about it any longer.

14:13Oh, the buffering you experienced. And what about your living room TV? Like you don't ever feel like watching in there? Oh, I don't have one. Oh, cool. I'm waiting. Like I need to buy a TV. No, I haven't even bought it yet. And I'm like taking this big trip to LA. Like I have so much going on. I haven't bought a TV yet. Sorry. And where's your frame? My frame is in the kitchen and I can't figure out how to turn it on. Oh, you have a TV in the kitchen. Yeah. Also in my new place, there is an outlet um like a cable you know the cable outlets yeah like the little nipple thing right above the bathtub are you gonna do it i think the person who lived there before me like must have been a bather a fellow bather well i don't need cable like who's cable would you want a tv in the bathtub no i like the tub is really phone time so i'm okay but i'm open of course It's interesting.

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19:45It's also available at Ulta. Origins is spelled O-R-I-G-I-N-S.com. And you can shop the apple butter cleansing bomb at Ulta and Origins.com. Thank you, Turtle. You're welcome. Our first story. Dolly Parton's sister has everyone in a tizzy after saying that she was up all night praying for the ill country superstar in an alarming post. So Dolly Parton's sister, Frida, said on Facebook, quote, last night I was up all night praying for my sister Dolly. Many of you know she hasn't been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer and I've been led to ask all the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.

20:24she's strong she's loved and with all the prayers being lifted for her i know in my heart she's going to be just fine godspeed my sissy dolly we all love you then she clarified let's just say like that's giving dire yeah oh yeah dire dire then she clarified i didn't mean to scare anyone she um is clearing the air after she said that she was up all night praying saying i want to clear something up i didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for dolly she said that dolly has been a little under the weather and i simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer.

20:56It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. So here's the thing. Normally, like under normal situations, like I would be reading this person to filth, but I'm going to chalk this up to just like boomer behavior with her Facebook posts. I don't believe she meant any harm. There is a small chance like something is actually going on with Dolly and then she got in trouble for this post and like she just like is lying now. I'm going to choose not to see the bad in, what's her name? Faith? Frida. Frida. I'm going to have faith in Frida and believe that she's telling the truth.

21:24But if I was a conspiracy theorist, which I'm not, I'm not not. I could be looking deeper into this. But I'm going to choose to accept it, you know, surface what she's saying. At face value. Yeah, I think so too. I guess all those things that she said in the first post could apply to someone who has flu. Who has strep throat. Yeah. Right. And boomer behavior. Yeah, I guess like why are we reading Dolly Parton's sister's Facebook posts? Like maybe those weren't meant for public consumption. and it was just, it's like one woman's journey. This is the first I'm learning of Dolly Parton's sister. Frida Parton.

21:59And Frida Barton. And Dolly Parton's sister's Facebook. It's a corner of the internet I probably wouldn't have reached had it not been for Frida's kind of erratic Facebook post. So for that, I'm grateful, I guess. I'm just glad to know Dolly is allegedly doing okay. I'm glad to know that Dolly wants us to know she's okay whether or not it's more serious or it's not she wants to project that it is okay which makes me feel like it will be okay you know I also am just like getting the feeling I feel like Dolly Parton is the next Betty White if that makes sense like a beloved American icon celebrity who everyone's just sort of like praying stays alive Well, yeah, like this just like put us on alert and like we weren't even.

22:48Yeah, I didn't know I had to like worry about Dolly like potentially dying soon. And now we're worried. She had canceled some shows, but like everybody canceled shows. Young, old. Yeah. Happy, sad. She's 79. No, like that's just like a woke something in me that I didn't. That I didn't know needed, that was asleep. And I just like. it's also again i'm giving grace because she's a boomer but it's giving like pick me energy like my sister's sick let me write a facebook post i'm just saying claudia but it was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister literally me like guys jackie has to like flip over in the night it's so hard for i'm just a little sister asking for prayers for my big sister yeah i hope that's all i hope it's just boomer behavior because i don't want to consider the alternative and now Frida's saying don't so I'm not gonna let's say Dolly just like has a cold or the flu like okay the flu is different in an 80 year old person I'm saying if it's just like a like a stuffy nose like like actually don't waste your prayers do you know what I mean like like yeah I don't know I'm trying not to read too much into this but I feel like they're actually the more I talk about it like there's definitely something going on with Dolly oh interesting when I first read the story like before I really dug into it with my little sister right who you constantly pray for correct oh of course i was just like oh silly frida but now silly frida like they're trying to silence frida right and this is like frida trying to undo they're like frida your facebook post was inappropriate like please stop and so they wanted her to just like stop but then she was like i can fix it and she wrote this second post No, really, I can.

24:30Yeah.

24:35Okay. Time will tell. But unfortunately, yeah. Praying for Dolly. Always. Yeah. I'm just a little sister. Praying for her big sis. Correct. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Charlie XCX was out partying with Kylie Jenner. Yeah, she also liked to post about Taylor. Yeah. so um the coalition on the other side is out and about right now oh that's funny that you see it that way I don't see Kylie as a part of the coalition because like we said the coalition has like a lot of losery energy like the people who hate Taylor Swift like are not cooler than Taylor Swift it's like Phineas and Charlie XCX like I'd seriously rather hang out with a bum on the street I don't know anyone who's like with Charlie XCX this week it just like feels like a statement yes having said that it wasn't like they you know called each other up and got dinner they were at like an event right it was a marty supreme something and yeah but that's timothy's event which kylie has to be at and like charlie just goes to the opening of an envelope like anywhere she could like party i guess it was like anyone who was in paris right i don't think of it it wasn't like a social call okay i do not i'm sorry i do not consider i know there's like a lot of beef technically between like the kardashians and taylor swift but like i don't know kylie's so out of that i do not consider her a part of the coalition at all especially since the coalition like reeks of mediocrity okay no i know that's why it was upsetting to see that on this week when like charlie's name is associated with lured right now no no no don't worry like seriously kylie's not a part of the coalition it just but she's she's not what's the opposite of a coalition like she's not a part of like the taylor swift fan club either even though you know her and stormy like totally shake it off oh i hope stormy's the only one who could like bring kylie out of stormaloo stormy is not brat no oh my god stormy's such a swifty for sure she's like so glittery and fun and cute yeah okay it's definitely like hard for kylie to like not engage with taylor's she has a young daughter like that's what young daughters do these days yeah especially like all the girls all the girls yeah the like that were all born nephews six months no but also it's like stormy dream yep and true yep they're all like really like girly glittery tutu and shy Why?

26:46Girls that age love Taylor Swift, especially girls who have, like, interests in music and, like, girly, like, sparkly things. Yeah, yeah. Well, the girlies were out in Paris. Kylie, Rosalia, Charlie at a restaurant in Paris. Yeah, I guess they're celebrating Marty Supreme, Timothy's new movie, which is, like, actually getting rave reviews. Not that that's surprising. You know, he is, like, an actor. And everything he is in gets rave reviews. Right. Right. He's kind of like a media darling. But I think this might be like the this might be the Oscar. Oh, hopefully Kylie's right there next to him accepting graciously.

27:22I'd like to thank my fiance, Kylie, the mother of my children. I was thinking about them last night because they go through periods where they do a lot of like public stuff and then they take a break. And so every time they come back up for air, like doing a public thing, it's a reminder that they're still together. And you know what? Like they have been together for a long time. Yeah. And they they were just like spotted together. they resurfaced again. Right, they were doing the Knicks basketball circuit. That was like four months ago. Yeah, I don't think anyone thought they broke up, but they just hadn't been seen together.

27:50Right. Exciting. I'm obsessed, by the way. I really like them. I've done a full 180 on them. And now I want them to get married. And have kids. Sure. Yeah, and win an Oscar. Yes, and Kylie's there. I think it should be their year. Yes, and then when he gets up to accept his award, you see it's like Beyonce at the BMAs. Kylie opens up her blazer and there's a little bump. I love it. And also, has he won an award? A big one. Like a big one? In the years that they've been dating. Well, he went to that Roman. Yeah, not like a BAFTA or whatever, but Oscar Globe. No. Because I would love to know if he's going to thank his lady love.

28:34We will find out soon enough. Yeah. So, but Marty Supreme better be good. and it better win awards so that Kylie can get her flowers. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. An update on one of our favorite pop culture stories. Selena Gomez's kidney donor, Francia Reisa, breaks her silence after not being at the wedding. Yeah, so I saw that she wasn't at the wedding and when we were talking about the wedding, I didn't want to bring it up because I do get accused of being a Francia Reisa agitator. Yeah, right, right. um so I didn't want to bring it up but yeah she wasn't there I didn't realize I didn't even think about like is the kidney donor there or not um but no is the kidney donor in the room with us no the kidney donor was not in the room um which is very odd on its face when someone gives you a kidney that they would not be at your wedding but Francia it talks when she talks about this she really like talks out of both sides of her mouth and she's making she does she makes like both arguments for why like she should be more included in things are more friendly with selena and then also not here's the thing and from what i've heard from people who have either accepted organs or given organs like you don't have to like remain best friends when you sign up you're doing it under the guide of like if i never see this person again i'm doing it because you know i think it's the right thing to do you go through like extensive therapy you get a lot of warnings like you should not expect to be this person's best friend for life yada yada so it's completely okay that she wasn't invited to the wedding having said that it's fucking weird yeah you know there's not like budget limitations on selena gomez's wedding it's not something you have to do but it's absolutely something you should do no and like you don't have to stay best friends with your organ donor at all but a wedding is not just best friends like it's important celebration of life It's people who were there for you at a certain time in your life, whether or not you're still close.

30:35Now, I would say the person who gave you a kidney was there for you at a certain part in your life. So what did she say? I didn't say that she had spoken about it. She had been asked about the wedding like a few months ago at an event in a bookstore. She said, I know she's getting married and I'm very happy for her. And look, she has a life and she's already a billionaire. And I'm grateful that I could do that for her. So there she goes like, take credit. Wait, wait, wait. Why did she have to bring that she was a billionaire? there um after she was asked what she would say to anyone considering organ donation and she emphasized that the process is about saving someone's life rather than creating a special bond with them exactly she said quote look from the beginning the doctors told me it's a donation if you're going to donate a dollar to St.

31:14Jude or somewhere else you're not going to call and say hey what are you doing with my dollar it's a donation and it's something nice that I was able to do I am grateful that I am alive and I can say that I have saved a life um so she's that's what they tell you one hand saying like you shouldn't expect anything from this but on the other hand she's saying i made you a billionaire and i understand and i agree with the overall like when you do a kiddie i like that they tell people like you really have to consider it a donation you cannot expect anything in return it's not like a you know a transaction of any sorts all of that yes and i guess it's more complicated said that when it's a personal relationship not just from like a list right exactly they were friends that's how she knew that she was a donor i match having said that like why wouldn't you invite your kidney donor to your wedding like the only reason you wouldn't is because there's something nefarious going on agreed agreed you invite like the people like oh from childhood you haven't seen until on cousins like you invite your donor you invite your kid saved your life like i'm sorry it's actually absurd wouldn't be here today without you especially at a big wedding it wasn't like three people you know in a church so it's weird and the more that these two maintain that there's no weirdness between them as you guys know Francia Reyes famously went on the good guys podcast and said there's absolutely no beef between her and Selena I'm sorry you think she would be at the there is and I have to believe like you could say maybe she was invited but she couldn't go she could go she could go if lurd could go she could go she could go and i'm sorry like every time selena go domes does something like we have to talk about it but i'm sorry it's insane i feel like i had genuinely forgotten for a few years and i didn't even feel like i'm always bringing it up but i saw this i saw something i had to say something the donor was not at the wedding yeah and like the last big thing was francia like selena gomez saying like taylor's like her only real friend in the industry and Francia leaving a comment on that on like a Selena fan page being like that's so hurtful to say and it's like well that is for sure like she could have said also Francia but like that's not to me like a big indicator that there's something wrong between them not inviting her to her wedding is a huge red flag there is something so sinister going on here there's something so bizarre about and things like this that make it hard not to be a conspiracy theorist honestly yeah no it's just it's so clear this is so clear clear are you ready for our fourth story yeah actually i am okay oh okay great molly may behind it all season two is coming to prime video following the success of molly molly may behind it all series one the influencer and entrepreneur is returning to prime video for a second outing so she just dropped the trailer for season two, which premieres in 10 days.

34:05And I'm so excited. I'm so excited because I watched the last season or the last part of the last season, like later than it came out. I watched it this summer. So it all feels so fresh to me. And now we're getting more. It feels like the turnaround is so quick. It has been so pargy. Yeah. I love any like more content, more celebrity documentaries, whether it's like a series or a reality show. I'm a big fan. I didn't watch. I'm like really not. Molly Mayne never stuck for me. I understand. I ended up watching some of her YouTube videos. And they're not bad, of course. But it's just like, it's not my thing.

34:38I understand. Plus, you didn't watch your season of Love Island. Correct. So you don't have that attachment. I didn't watch Buffer Island. Yeah. And Tommy and the gang. Right. But this is very exciting. The show is so good. I know you don't have TikTok, but have you seen the AI-generated Jake Paul content that's taking over the interwebs? I saw him as a chassid. So at first I saw it, and it's so lifelike. I got duped, and it's getting increasingly harder to tell what's AI and what's not. I don't know what started this trend, but somebody out there has been making the most hyper-realistic Jake Paul AI content.

35:19I saw him doing a makeup tutorial. I'm like, oh, that's weird. It must be like a joke. But it was AI, and now they have him working as a coal miner, working as a beauty guru, being a chassidic Jew, like going to a mosque. Like he literally is like a non-denominational. He's going everywhere. I don't know why or how it's happening, but it is. Weird. He's loving it too. He's loving it. Good. Yeah. Weird. Or unless the video I saw of him talking about the AI was AI. Where'd you see it? Maybe in the docuseries, she'll talk about Bethany. I think she will. that's what i said when we were talking about that story they were definitely filming at the l 'oreal show because that's like a big moment for her and she decided to walk um so they definitely will or they won't and it will just mean that it was a nothing burger and it was just everybody else's reaction to it but she didn't right that made it a big thing but she didn't feel anything and i don't think that she would knowing her yeah she's not like a drama starter but if that happened on like brooks nader it would have been on love thy nader yeah um no she's not a drama and she's also like not she doesn't need to take up all the oxygen in the room like oh someone took 10 of my seconds like that's not molly that's not miss and that's that's actually why like i don't think the show is for me dead ass yeah that's why you can't relate to her yeah because like that's what i'm looking for like i would tune into the episode about the l 'oreal show and be like give me the bethany drama yeah but no in her heart of hearts i really don't think that there is drama she's got enough on her plate okay so um stay tuned for that 10 days can't wait plus i think victoria beckham's docuseries came out today thursday i saw on netflix when it was buffering i thought it's october 8th it said thursday thursdays it said yeah i'm excited for that too that's a good thing to have the dairy and that's something like i think um husbands and wives can watch together because there's like a lot of david beckham and victoria beckham stuff yeah if my husband can like tear us away from love is blind for two seconds right and i'm i'm recommending a lot of like you know gender inclusive shows because i only have one tv right right and then i can't turn on my frame tv i don't have one for the living room yet so we're just watching buffering in the bedroom together correct that's beautiful it's bringing you closer yeah maybe i'll never get a living room tv or goals is not having a bedroom tv oh my god it sounds like a nightmare like only your need to watch shows in the living room that are like events no oh my god having a tv in my bedroom is like i think that's true liberation no no it's true hell are you ready for our fifth and final if it's our fifth and final story that's brought to you by at &t few things are better than when someone's already on it like at &t staying connected matters and that's why at &t has connectivity that you can depend on guaranteed or they'll proactively make it right no calls no chaos no can i speak to somebody on the phone representative representative just handled that's the at &t guarantee terms and conditions apply visit att.com guarantee for details today's episode is also brought to you by aspca pet health insurance you know that your pet is a part of the family you do pretty much anything for them right but those vet bills yes they can add up quicker than you think that's why it's worth checking out ASPCA pet health insurance.

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