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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

14 Apr 2025 · 1 h 9 min
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Episode Title

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

Hosts

  • Jackie Oshry (@JackieOshry)
  • Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

Episode Highlights

  1. Coachella 2025 Recap (19:02)
  2. Hosts discuss their experiences at Coachella and their favorite performances.
  3. Lady Gaga performed, receiving high praise for her retrospective show.
  4. Discussion on how Coachella fashion has evolved over the years, with a nod to influencers like Alex Earl.
  5. Reflection on the general vibe and atmosphere of the festival, contrasting it with their own experiences at home.
  1. The Masters Tournament (36:41)
  2. Jackie shares her newfound appreciation for golf and The Masters tournament, mentioning its scenic beauty and traditions.
  3. Discussion about the intricacies of golf scoring and how individual performances are evaluated.
  4. Conversation about notable players like Rory McIlroy and Bryson DeChambeau.
  5. Commentary on the cultural significance of The Masters, including what winners receive.
  1. Blue Origin's All-Female Crew (45:23)
  2. Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, and others participate in a Blue Origin spaceflight.
  3. Hosts discuss the media attention surrounding the launch and the implications of having an all-female crew.
  4. Claudia raises concerns about the current trend of feminism in media representation.
  1. Aimee Lou Wood's Response to SNL (54:12)
  2. Aimee Lou Wood criticizes SNL for a mean parody of her character from 'White Lotus.'
  3. Discussion about the nature of comedy and how personal portrayals can be received differently.
  4. Claudia and Jackie weigh in on the appropriateness of SNL's humor style.
  1. Rami Malek and Emma Corrin Split (1:00:35)
  2. Announcement of Rami Malek and Emma Corrin's breakup after two years of dating.
  3. Reflection on their relationship and the surprise of their pairing.
  1. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's Weight Loss (1:04:35)
  2. Gypsy Rose reportedly loses 25 pounds post-incarceration.
  3. The hosts discuss societal perceptions of weight loss and how Gypsy has reinvented herself post-prison.

Key Takeaways

  • Cultural Events: The juxtaposition of Coachella and The Masters highlights the variety of cultural experiences available to audiences.
  • Media Representation: The discussion around the Blue Origin flight and Aimee Lou Wood's response to SNL underscores the ongoing conversation about gender representation in media.
  • Celebrity Relationships: The dynamics of celebrity relationships, as seen with Rami Malek and Emma Corrin, mirror broader societal themes of love and loss.

Additional Notes

  • The hosts express their enjoyment of the holiday of Passover, adding personal anecdotes to their discussions about cultural events.
  • They also touch on their experiences with food during Passover, particularly matzah, and share humor about their culinary challenges.

Merch and Support

  • The Toast hosts encourage listeners to visit their Patreon and check out their merchandise for more content and exclusive offers.

Conclusion

The episode concludes with light banter and reflections on the topics discussed, maintaining the hosts' signature blend of humor and insight.

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0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a par delicious definition. Hamid's free weekend. It was all of those things. I forgot we celebrated. How could you forget? The passing over of Passover. We had two seders this weekend. We kind of celebrated the passage of time. We definitely did as we always do. 2 ,000 years strong and we're still celebrating. We are celebrating by struggling. And that is the eternal Jewish mission. yeah but we're celebrating our freedom it was kind of like a big weekend lots going on it was passover it was coachella it was the masters like masters weirdly i'm at a point in life where the masters have inundated me almost as much if not more than coachella like i got so much no i i really enjoyed it's very relaxing comfort they're comfort creators those golfers a thousand percent we watched both days like ben's obsessed this is like his super and you know what i was kind of open to it like it was like you said very beautiful vistas bucolic courses good vibes very handsome young men what's that to like yeah and then i was getting a lot of things in my algorithm of like master's fun facts me too caroline wozniacki and rory mccleroy and the golf reporter and the golf reporter yes i meant more so like the no cell phones the prices of the food oh yeah yeah i thought the tradition they're like tevye tradition yes so many of the things that you win aside from the 3.6 million dollars which you really can't put a price on that everything else is like glory it's glory it's like you get a locker room in the pga thing and they don't even have enough lockers so you like share with former winners including those who are deceased so they don't really use it you can play the course whenever you want like okay cool no it's seriously like so kind of like rich and old you get a jacket that you have to give back a year later no you don't yes you do but the but they were all wearing their jackets like all the winners showed up i don't think that's true for a year i got all of these things but jackie scottie that's not true because scottie scheffler who has won like the last couple of years the previous winner gives it to the new winner and he was wearing his own coat while giving one this year is about to be up no all the people behind him all the previous winners were wearing that's definitely not true jackie let me i need to show you what i read it was really crazy Like they write your name in gold on the jacket and then, okay.

2:48No, they don't definitely don't. Masters jacket. Fun facts. Fun. Oh, by the way, let's not waste time. Let's just ask Google Gemini. Does the winner of the masters have to return the jacket that they win? No, everyone knows that the winner of the masters receives a green jacket to wear offsite for one year as the reigning offsite. Yeah. Then they can only wear it onsite. Oh no, no, it's still theirs. Oh yeah. But it's stored at the club. Okay. They can't take the jacket with them. They can't take the jacket home, but it does belong to them. But that's so crazy. So they have like special events, dinners, and things that you can show up to and wear your coat.

3:27But you can only get dressed once you're there because the jacket can't leave the premises. That's a little crazy. In recent years, Augusta has begun presenting winners with a replica jacket that they may keep, allowing them to commemorate their victory even after bringing the original back. Oh, that's sweet. Thanks. Okay, like calm down. It's a blazer. There's a lot of replicas. So the big trophy, the winner, again, of course, can't have it. They get their name engraved on it, and they will get a replica trophy, a smaller one that's like a – and the trophy is the shape of the Augusta Clubhouse.

3:57I'm sure they have their reasons, but, like, who would want to win this tournament? Well, don't forget the millions. Of course. And you know that your caddy gets, like, a nice slice of the pot. And what's crazy is, like, okay, so say you come in second. You really can't play at this golf course whenever you want, even though you came in second. No, I had a thought about like people who come in second. Let me tell you, because the whole thing with golf is like you keep your score down, right? You want to be like the lowest under Instagram stories. So it's just crazy to me that like you can have like, OK, let's say it's a par three.

4:32You have to get to the hole in the ball in three shots. And on your second shot, you get it within like an inch of the hole. Like you still get the same score as the person who got it in like the regular three. but like you played so much better it's like there's no emphasis or value on doing better do you know what i mean oh that doesn't bother me so much it took you i was like just like how many shots did it take you to get it in the hole what those shots look like no it's like you don't get rewarded for excellency like it's just so it's so simple it's kind of communist person who shot it close to the hole but didn't get it in right their third shot is then going to be really easy Like, boom.

5:10Yeah, of course. But because the second one should have went in. Say they shot it in the sand, and then they still get it in on three, and they got it out of the sand. But that means their first shot was terrible. But their second shot was impressive. Yeah, it just feels like there's no, like somebody, like when they do like trick shots, and it's like from all the way, and then it like skirts around. They don't get extra points for like dazzling us. And I'm sure they have. It's like gymnastics. Their reasons. But like when you're kind of close to that, when you're in the putting zone, why do they hit a curveball?

5:38like why not a straight shot so they know and that's what the caddy's job is is to like tell you everything about this hole they're on certain angles the wind is going one way so like yes they will hit it left I'm like bitch the hole is to the right but then it starts to swerve right it's like a it's a way of testing the elements you know sometimes it's on an incline sometimes it's on a decline sometimes the wind is really bad and I just think those big books in their back pocket are hindering their play I think that they should not have to bend down and pick up their own balls. Every time the ball is in the hole, I'm like, oh, my God, your knees.

6:12Like that would – when I played golf like three times, that was the hardest part. Like keep having to bend down and pick up your ball. And these are like older gentlemen because golf is sort of – anyone can play. You don't have to be like young and sprightly. And I was worried about their knees and their backs. Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought it was crazy they're walking the course. Isn't the whole point a golf cart? I said that to Ben too. I said, why no golf cart? He's like, well, that's not how the game was invented. And again, these are storied traditions. They didn't have golf carts back in the day.

6:38No, that makes sense. And like, you should be a little physically fit. Like, I said the same thing. I'm like, it's a sport. You have to be able to walk. These days you get a golf cart because it's a hobby and we're here to have fun. Leisure. But this is like champions. Can you walk? I want to say I was like keeping up with who was like winning and stuff. And I really am not like a Rory McIlroy fan, even though if you know the Turdy Rory McIlroy lore. Turdy Rory McIlroy lore. at that time I made up a story that I sat next to him on the first class flight home from Scottsdale I just got like really toxic vibes from him before I knew like his sordid personal history which you know has no bearing on him as a golf player I just like really was not wanting him to win mostly because he wasn't representing America and the person in number two spot like pretty much the entire time no he was in the second spot like only at the end Bryson DeChambeau was in he's so hot he's in his pants he is so hot and he was representing America.

7:34And I said, that's my player. And I just like, I was like, I'm not worried. I know he's going to get it together. He's like, he's going to represent America, you know, the red, white and blue. And he took a big yeah, took a big DeChambeau right in the middle of the course. He was second when I turned it on and he did one thing wrong, like one mistake and he fell off the leaderboard. He unraveled. Well, that's the thing about like individual team sports, which is what I always think of like with tennis. If you're like a toxic person, you have to have a really strong like mindset too, because the only person you can blames yourself and it's really hard not to like fucking spiral like when you make one mistake and that did happen to DeChambeau and I think that's the type of athlete I would be I would start like seriously like like taking my club and swinging it trying to break it in half you don't have the mental fortitude you need to be like an astronaut well we're gonna talk about the astronauts big day Rory almost blew it all he had to go into overtime for nothing yes that guy rose like at the end Rory started to get a little comfortable like he was playing with Bryson Bryson was like his duo partner bryson was shitting the bed so we got to you know relax a little bit forgetting that this guy rose came up from like fifth place and he was crushing and i was happy for him because you know he looked really old and i felt like maybe this was rose's last chance yeah well actually oh and if you win the masters you get invited to play back every single year even if you're like 90 years old you can still play in the tournament but like only if you win so like that doesn't go for rose that's so crazy he was this close right do you know what rose's first name is literally he's Whitney Rose's husband I like calling him Rose I only know their last name McElroy Rose Reed DeChambeau DeChambeau fell off Scheffler okay well I watched you obviously watched like the last hour I watched two whole days DeChambeau was on the whole time Scheffler yes Scheffler let's talk about the Scheffler but also Rory he's won the last three years in a row it's fine was history not there was no herstory made yesterday I just want to say like no herstory in the building.

9:22No, there wasn't a woman on site. Yeah. History because he finally won all the titles. It took him 11 years. But by the way, her story was made this morning. Big day for insufferable women. Big, big day. I'm really excited to talk about it, but I don't even want to. That's in the stories, of course, like our lead story. Of course, of course. What would you rather talk about first? Because they're all equally important to me. Coachella or the astronauts? Coachella. Just because Katy Perry like is insufferable. That's the only reason. Okay, okay. And I actually consumed so much Coachella content this weekend.

9:52I was loving watching the swirlies swirl it up in Palm Springs. I enjoyed what I did see. Looked like everyone had a grand old time. Yes. Except for us, suffering at home with no bread. How was it going for you? Well, it was good. I've actually been enjoying matzah. Like, I know it's not going to last long, but we went out to brunch yesterday and I substituted everything like with matzah. So I had like matzah, lox and cream cheese, matzah and tuna fish and like so good. I wouldn't want to eat that all the time, but it was a nice change of pace. No, but it's going to catch up with you. You better be careful.

10:22Matzah is a binder. I have a painful one. Yeah. Matzah is known to just tear through the digestive system. Yeah. So I'm just trying to look on the bright side. You know, of course, there are things that I'll be missing. But it hasn't hit me yet. I'm really missing my morning bagel. It hasn't hit me yet. It hit me the second I had to make a meal without bread. Like, I'm in hell. I'm sorry. How was your seders? It was so nice. Really, you know, some of my favorite songs to sing are Passover. songs and had a really nice time. Missed you, obviously. Hated not being together. Lashana Hababa Yerushalayim.

10:58Yerushalayim. And it was nice. It was really nice. It was like a nice long weekend too. Was it nice? I would say nice is exactly how I would describe it. Okay. Beautiful. Really beautiful. We have a lot to catch up on today. The world turned even though we were commemorating a holiday. others were swirling it up yeah and there was something else this weekend that i was like oh they did that on coachella weekend masters i guess the masters but i don't think there was one person who was talking between who pookie pookie and jet they're not going to coachella i think that they did did they not do they not fly they went they went to augusta yeah and then i saw them on a plane i thought they were headed to coachella but don't I have to go look.

11:48I feel like they're so Georgia Strong. Like, why on earth would they have any sort of. Because as a content creator, you make a lot of money. Like, at Coachella, it's like a job. Whereas, like, I think getting invited to Augusta is, like, so fun. Like, you're spending your own money to get there. Okay. Oh, they're in Palm Springs. Yeah. With Paloma. Pookie is a leading influencer for Revolve. Like, she could not miss. Wow. The fest. Let's see what the Pooksters was up to. Yeah, I have a lot of catching up to do. I was mostly on TikTok this weekend, invested highly in the Earl girls. Well, yeah, I really got my Coachella fix vis-a-vis Alex Earl.

12:25And I felt like that was really the best window in which to see Coachella. Agreed. Best dress. Not that I saw so many other outfits, but I loved her looks. Even day three, which I know was controversial. I really liked it. Which one was day three? The leopard shirt and the undies. I thought it was so cute. I saw pretty much all the outfits. It's really crazy how like Coachella's styles have changed so much. Like when it first popped on the scene, it was very like Vanessa Hudgens, right? Like flowers in your hair, flower crown, boho, denim jeans. Like it wasn't so glam. And then I think people really took it too far.

12:58Like wearing jeans. Okay, you're in the middle of the desert. And like full glam, crazy ass looks. And now I feel like this year, everybody really tapered it back a little bit. Like it's still very high fashion, but it's a festival, you know? It's a thousand degrees and you're walking two miles. Chill. Yeah. Most of my influencers, you know, the people that I follow, like, didn't go. Well, it is a younger woman's game. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Like, my influencers were all aging out of it. Yeah, and it's actually crazy because, like, Revolve is really a core, like, brand of Coachella. And I follow Revolve.

13:31When they posted, like, a bunch of girls at their fest and stuff, I didn't know them. Right, so, like, the girls who we all grew up watching going to Coachella with Revolve, like the bloggers and then turned to Instagrammers. Not a single one of them was there. It's really, it's all TikTokers now. And it's like the revolved TikTokers the same way it was like the revolved generation of Instagrammers. Yeah. Which is, I mean, that's the passage of time. And it's so significant. You can't go to Coachella forever. No. Actually, Vanessa Ann could, but nobody else could. Yeah. There are a handful of people where it's like, if you don't go to Coachella, did Coachella even happen?

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19:09Oh, yes. Lisa. Lisa, a lot of the white lotus swirlies were us. swirling around. Schwarzenegger was there and Guy Talk was there and he was watching with Rose, Lisa's former bandmate. I never understand why Blackpink, they all went off and made their own music that sounds like Blackpink music and they couldn't do it together but they're not rivals. Because they're making more money alone. Would you want to split it with six other bitches? I guess not. And I think they're doing better solo. I feel like the world, well, the world isn't ready for girl groups and that's what we've seen and they are constantly sleeping on them.

19:41Yeah, I mean, myself included, like I never actively sought out Blackpink music but it also never made its way to me. Whereas I know a bunch of different Lisa and Rosé songs. Like just because they're that popular, you can't ignore them. And Little Mix. Right. Even Fifth Harmony wasn't appreciated as they should have been in their own time. No, because we clown on them now because it was like the weirdest social experiment ever. It was literally like a Stanford, what is it called? A Stanford prison experiment? Like one of these psychological things. But like at the time. They gave us the hits of a lifetime.

20:09Oh my God. Like name me somebody who has more timeless hits than Fifth Harmony. But you guys weren't ready for them. So instead, we have not. I feel like this year in particular was really celeb-filled. Like, I know, you know, the classics always go, but it felt like a lot of people went this year. It looked really fun. I, yes, I definitely watched through the lens of Alex Earl. Like, she was who I was checking. I was literally checking her TikTok like a couple times a day being like, what is she wearing? Where is she going? She went to Revolve Fest. She did like her sip margs and then her and her friends.

20:38She just really, she didn't go with other influencers. Like, she hung out with a couple of people, but she was in a house with like her boyfriend and her sister and her friends from home, which just like looked so fun. And they're like real true party girls. Like a lot of people go to Coachella. They take their pictures. They post a couple of stories. But like she is blackout on her boyfriend's shoulders, home at five in the morning, like partying. Yeah, but she did a lot of brand work while she was there. Like even that OS video. One Size Beauty, yeah. I have to get that powder. I have the spray.

21:06Oh, you do. Do you have the spray? I have the spray. I need the powder. Like literally, like so influenced to buy. I feel like she maybe wasn't partying as hard as she would have been otherwise because like she had to be like filming and working yes I think 99 of the work that she had to do was before she started drinking like it was during the day it was getting ready stuff we're editing videos like in the car like when did she do all this editing I imagine she has somebody who helps her with her social media she can like upload her footage they'll edit and post it for her you know okay but she's at that level that's just what I that's what I hope too because like thinking of her in this video about the YouTube live that she's doing I'm like I'm not just for you The reason why I think she's so successful is because she, like, you know, following her, like, she's actually having fun.

21:46She looks so fun. She's, like, with her sister. Like, it's not, like, phony, influencer-y. It's so fun. So I imagine that she has good systems in place so that she can have fun. You need systems. You need systems. But another reason why she's such a good influencer is because she's so authentic. And I would never think for one second that someone else was editing this. Yeah, that's also true. So, who knows? Maybe just, like, her friends were helping her, you know? They should. Kristen and Sally. Sally, get in there. Correct. I know Sally's a toaster. Sally. Do you know that song? Yesterday, my life.

22:20No. Okay. That's actually. So there's like a thing going on on TikTok with this singer called Role Model. Do you know him? Claudia. Of course I'm a role model. You do? No. Oh, okay. But you might know this song. Her through the grapevine. She could be a diva.

22:42so literally just that part went viral on tiktok so i didn't know that there was like more song beyond it but apparently the song is called like sally sally the wine ran out that's like some whatever that's what the song is called and he's on tour now and he's like being very um like taylor swift every time he goes on tour he brings somebody out to be like the sally okay and and it's like the best part of the concert because everybody loves the song so he brings out it's very influencer coded so like i've seen him he brought fibula out he brought jake shane and like these teeny boppers shaki they live for it it's like their met gala did he bring out sally and alex yet no he hasn't brought out alex as a sally yet with sally though oh of course with the og sal yeah of course of course i forgot that's how we got here um so oh alex loved lady gaga she said it was the best performance she's ever seen in her life that was pretty much what i saw everybody saying about Lady Gaga that it really covered like her whole discography she is so talented like you know she puts I mean not to bring up Gaga five foot two but like you know how much she puts into big performances like and I'm sure there's a documentary coming about her preparing for this which I'm so ready for she doesn't do anything half-assed and I heard it was just like so fab with all of her old music but she incorporated a lot of the mayhem new music the looks that she does everything 100 we saw her actually at her first Coachella she headlined I don't know what fucking year it was It was so good it was the Joanne year right Yeah That was like the vibe Which was so us Yeah love I mean she's a showman She's a showman I feel like I know that there are three headliners but like the third night It's like Isn't that like the biggest headliner Or it doesn't matter they're all equal But Lady Gaga went first Who was the last night I think last night was Green Day.

24:34I don't think it was because I thought they were the second night because then Charlie XCX did you see she was wearing a sash that said Miss should have been should have been a headliner and I saw that she was wearing that on the night of Green Day like she performed yeah because I think she performed before them on Saturday no like before in the day like an hour before okay but let me just let me just and Charlie XCX saying should have been a headliner like agree to disagree you know so I was ready to be like should have not been but but when green day is the headliner instead of her that was like uh no i'm not gonna say that's the like best idea okay so yeah oh i don't agree oh green day was saturday night and post malone was last night i guess they're all still sleeping and haven't posted anything oh yeah maybe i didn't see one thing from post malone did he perform i haven't even seen like write-ups this morning everyone is still asleep i literally didn't even know it was post malone that's a really good performer though and that that I could see like him being the closeout but um I don't think that Green Day was such a bad choice like that's so Coachelli right like they're so uh genre agnostic for sure for like the second to last or third to last but like to be up there with Post Malone and Gaga I don't know they Jackie they've literally been around and like like making hits for like 30 years and Alex said it was amazing oh she did yeah okay well if Alex liked it like just like headliners i think we assume have to be like the most current no but it's also like legacy yeah yeah like i was okay like i wouldn't have been like i like i get it and it's just like a crazy thing to say like should have been a headliner like yeah really crazy that's classic charlie though it is and you have to like sort of love that for her yeah and she played i don't care i love it is that her song she's on it with iconopop she is yeah so if you're gonna play That's actually really impressive.

26:22You can headline. And that's a clip that I saw of Kylie and Timothy, which is really my lead story of the weekend. Kylie and Timothy went to Coachella. What was in his backpack? Like, OK, I said the exact same thing. Is he camping? Why does somebody who has like bodyguards assistance, you know, they have like a car right outside. They don't they don't do Coachella the way other people do. She had a tiny purse. You literally need a lip gloss and a phone that maybe a charger, too. But your bodyguard probably is carrying it for you. him and his big stupid backpack that was literally bigger than her he looked so stupid like it was actually ruining all the photos and videos I just am I'm so curious what's in there and now I'm wondering was there even anything in there maybe he did it for the look of it like because he's into fashion too and that's like right because why would he hurt his back that's a cool festival look to wear a backpack but it was huge it was like the type you wear on like a three-day hike yeah Mount Everest why did he have a backpack I don't know maybe he was holding like snacks for Kylie.

27:18Okay, let's try and look past the backpack for 30 seconds. Okay, yeah, because I did, because I love them so much. They're so in love. Have they ever had a fight? No. No, and I think this every time we get, like, footage of them, which is, I know they don't do a lot together, but we low-key, like, get a lot of videos of them. They go to, like, weird concerts and stuff. They are so touchy, lovey-dovey. Not like you would expect a couple that's actually been together. How long now? Two years. Right. You know, you touch like that in the first couple of months, but eventually, you know, we got bills to pay.

27:46Yeah. Stop touching me. I'm always so surprised at the level of like PDA and intimacy. And I love that for Kylie. We've never seen that from her. Yeah, but she's definitely like a lovey, sensual person. You know, you can see it's like a Kylie initiative. Her love language is physical touch. One thousand percent. And then Travis Scott also performed. And I don't think Kylie went because Kendall took Stormaloo. Which is, I think, perfect. Kylie doesn't have to go to that. Right. I agree. It's crazy that Travis Scott is performing at festivals. like sidebar um but i'm glad it's a festival with actual infrastructure and um like people in place not what he put together um so it's nice that kendall took him and i think kendall probably likes his music and stormy should see her dad but like why should kylie have to go she's with her new boyfriend like do you think like kylie misses knock like maybe she loves the music or she's happy to not listen to it anymore no her music styles have definitely changed you like you know you get into what your man is into yeah and you know he just got off of playing bob dylan so he definitely has like a really eclectic taste in music yeah i also saw something that was causing some conversations about northwest being at coachella um like with her friends and like a bodyguard i imagine that's what like young adults in california do i mean not with a bodyguard but with a parent like they're i feel like at a certain age you go to coachella with your friends and someone chaperones i don't know what age that is she's 11 which i think like doesn't get said enough because she's really young that's not young adult yeah um she's 11 I feel like I'm always I feel that way about Blue Ivy too I'm always I think Blue Ivy's 12 when you see her dancing on stage I got her mom's tour she looks 16 like I have to constantly be reminding myself that these girls are 11 and 12 like that's not even a teenager okay yeah so I thought I saw people on TikTok just being like that's really crazy to be a Coachella like without a parent um and I'm sure she was completely safe like I'm not worried about confirmed without a parent like was she with her friends and maybe someone's mom maybe with someone's birthday a thousand percent unconfirmed it was just like videos of her and her friends walking around with like clearly a big bodyguard behind them yeah I feel like she goes a lot of places with her bodyguard even I just watched Kardashians last night and all her kids all of Kim's kids went to China with Kanye and for his show or like they're just having time with their dad and for sure like a bodyguard and probably nannies go with them and like to the point where Kim has eyes on them so it's like if they could go to China why can't she go and probably Kim's in Palm Springs it's just it's like actually dystopian it's really crazy yeah but I just feel like we can't apply like what we know to how of course to our lived experience to her lived experience also one more thing about Alex Earl very interesting is that Zandra was also at Coachella which of course two girls can be in the same place but they were both staying at the same place because I saw them I was being like such an investigator they both are saying at like different houses but in the same like gated community because they were holding cups that both said the madison club oh so they're okay in the same like it's not in the community house understood no no you know what i have i want to start a new list things we like can't not bring up when we talk about certain people of dream podcast episodes that we would like to host here at the show of course facilitating keeping up with sports oh sure okay the coming together of Alex and Zandra even though as far as I know the lore between the two now Alex has told the story of like her big friendship breakup on her podcast she never said it was Zandra but it's widely believed to have been Zandra like what Zandra allegedly did to Alex like we like they these two shouldn't be friends you know yeah yeah okay but I'm still putting them on the list if anyone can bring them together it's us Kim and Taylor no I don't have any curiosity there and I also don't think there's any room for for growth for coming together but like I do need to speak to Lamar and Caitlin imminently okay so they and like I feel like sometimes we just have like one question for someone and like I want you to come on the podcast and ask them the question there was another one remember we were saying that yeah someone kind of come back kind of send off in the comments what were we saying yeah just like resolution you know who else were you following at kachilli that you found to be titillating well some of the other things that i saw i saw benson boone flip benson boone flipped again oh and he brought out brian may i feel like benson boone has a really bright future ahead of him i actually agree i think in a very um up until this point subtle way he's been really positioning himself as like a freddie Mercury of our generation with the outfits and the flip and the mustache and the voice.

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32:30And then in a very like heavy handed way, he wanted to remind everyone at Coachella and on the world stage that he is the Freddie Mercury of our generation because he sang Bohemian Rhapsody and he brought out Brian May, who's like the, you know, the hair from Queen who plays guitar, sort of, I guess, giving his approval the same way that like Brian May and the band play with Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert is losing his mind right now. A thousand percent. Somebody check on Adam Lambert. Because he has been up until this point, like the stand-in, kind of like John Mayer's the stand-in at Grateful Dead.

33:07Adam Lambert has weirdly become like the stand-in for Queen, which it really has worked up until this point. He has the talent. He has the look. And nobody questioned it. But Benson Boone saw that and said, listen, I'm coming for your crown. And he kind of did. He really crushed it at Coachella. Yeah, he did. very very impressed and then I also saw Haley and Justin looking lovely and having fun yeah but and it goes back to what we said on Friday like red flag red flag and then nothing and they're totally fine and they looked like they were having a nice time and they're in the house and there's a picture with her the baby on the couch and like yep they're having a lovely weekend and everything's fine with them no and after our discussion on Friday the believers like the people who've been around for a while they're like listen we're not worried like this just is Justin he has really weird social media behavior he's eclectic he's freaky he's creative but like he's always fine okay that's what i'm choosing i am choosing like not even to be remotely worried about these two and i think that there's a machine in the media i don't know who it's coming from like that wants me to be concerned and i'm not going to be well now i'm fighting i'm fighting the power 1000 i don't even tune into that but when i see his own videos had his own account posted five minutes ago i have to look at that in the face yeah yeah you do but now i'm not even gonna i'm just gonna say They had fun.

34:22Scroll on. They were with Kid and Tate. Yep. Cute little date night. She should have been up there shaking that thing. She should have been up there shaking that thing. There's something about Tate McRae. She just cannot get arrested. Yeah. And nobody works harder. Nobody tries harder. And like somebody really wants it, you know? A couple of, they really want it for her. And she's working so hard. And she's doing all the right things. She's dating someone famous. Like she's hanging out with Justin Bieber. Why isn't she having the same? Remember when Billie Eilish hung out with Justin Bieber when she was like fresh on the scene.

34:51Like why isn't the Tate McCrane rocket taking off? Can I say why I think and why it's not taking off for me? Because she's like my kind of girl. I don't think the songs are good enough. Oh. I saw her perform on SNL. She gives, she's a gymnast. She's a dancer. Dance, looks, vocals. Oh my God, the next coming from these fears. And the song is just like. So I think the music is really manufactured for social media, which is why she's so successful on social media. I think you like what they say. yeah yeah um and it doesn't evolve beyond that yeah like she never she's like stuck in a box of tiktok yeah nothing will ever be she's all i want to be again go back to that yeah yeah that's like for me why i don't listen to tate mccray all the time even though like she's mimi webb she's my girl the songs just aren't strong enough for me that's a bold statement i know i had the thought and i just you know kept it to myself but you literally kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me kisses kisses to the next one who think they can't live without me i like that song and i just was gonna keep the thought to myself but you did just ask and so i wanted to share my thought it does it it boggles my mind yeah but um i'm always wishing her the best for her she reminds me of margot washray and so of course i will always have love in my heart she reminds me of Ariana Beerman.

36:15So I will always have love in my heart. So much love. Anything else from Coachella? I'm sure there's more, but it was really the Kylie and Timothy and Alex Earl weekend. Yes, for me as well. Was it that for you as well? Who did you watch Coachella through the eyes of? The eyes of the builder. Literally. Yeah, that's really how it went for me. So yeah, let us know. Are you ready for our next story? if we have to talk about these insufferable bitches we absolutely have to talk about the Blue Origin all female crew that blasted off to space this morning has already touched down back on earth Katy Perry out of the capsule kissing the ground Katy Perry Lauren Sanchez Gail King and three other women went to space this morning and they had like a full send off for them like Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian and Oprah there was a USA Today live stream like they had a full press event down below the entire time.

37:13This whole thing is made for press. Now you think Chris and Khloe went like as a favor to Lauren? Yes, I think they went to support their girl. And as I was watching Kardashians last night, I had the thought that I'm actually surprised that Kim wasn't on this. This is something that I think, she's good friends with Lauren. I feel like she probably, if she wanted to go, maybe she doesn't want to go. I feel like she, like Katie got her seat. Yeah, if she feel her energy. Yeah, even though I'm sure Katie was down and they're definitely good friends, But I feel like Kim was offered and I'm surprised that she didn't go because she loves to like conquer new things.

37:45And this would be classic that. But I do believe when Pete almost went to space when they were dating, she was like, I would never do that. Yeah, I could see her definitely having had the opportunity if she wanted to. But I could could see her turning it down. It's a fucking crazy thing to do. Yeah, because like on the one hand, it's like crazy and scary, right? Like you're going to outer space. Why? And on the other hand, it's like an 11 minute pointless trip. Yeah, for what? for what to say you did Katie was like making content for the last 24 hours like keeping the kitty cats fully fed about how she was feeling and like how important this was and it's all in service and in promotion of her new tour because I saw her being interviewed when she touched down on earth and like the interviewer was like you know you're doing a lot with the tour coming up as well so I hope that she sells tickets like I hope it was worth it because she has kind of become like a little bit not even a little bit like she's a little bit but of a joke you know like well it's like all the jokes about her on social media she was that and i feel like she came out of that i know and she's slipping back the dr luke thing really didn't help yeah also i'm sure there will get footage from inside the capsule and we'll get like a whole documentary but there was like a radio comms of them talking to the astronauts and they were like or the ladies are in space now or should we call them astronauts and they're like looking at the moon and i don't know whose voice it is so I can't shame them yet but the person is saying oh my goddess

39:17no no instead of saying oh my god she's saying oh my goddess I I get it it's like not using the word manhole right it's it's like something oh my god like whatever brand of new wave feminism this is not only do i not subscribe to it and hate it i think it's so deeply bad for women and i'm actually starting a antithetical movement against whatever the fuck this is called okay yeah i do i'm gonna need names on that 1000 and the thing is i don't unfortunately think it was like one of the no names i don't think it was katie her voice i don't think it was gailton and sound I think it might have been like the activists and that's what I'm saying like the people that the innocent bystanders you know probably was like an activist that would talk like that oh my goddess look at the moon oh my goddess so if I have to know that so do you I also think like not that I've ever been asked but if I were to be asked to go to space like blue origin is just the loser-iest one do you agree out of the three like out of richard branson space x and then like very last minute uh jeff bezos was like i want to do this too we like scrapped together blue origin like i wouldn't want to go on blue origin so who would you go who would you allow to take you to space i'd probably go with richard branson because i wouldn't want to be seen as like making a political statement in this climate you know i'm i couldn't handle i couldn't handle the backlash like i'm trying to keep my job um so i'd probably to go with Richard Branson and it's a little elevated you know he's British like I just don't think Richard goes to space enough like I would he doesn't do kitschy dumb marketing things like this but like so I just feel like he doesn't have enough practice runs under his belt for like me to just go with him of course let's be real if I'm talking about like safety wise I only want to go with Elon like he's the only one who actually does space exploration he saved the NASA astronauts like no 1000 % sleep but I'm talking optically I'm going with Richard Branson really you don't want to stand with Jeff get free Amazon for life like I do and I do want to be invited to his wedding but like there was something about Blue Origin like I actually just don't trust I actually trust I don't know why I'm always defending his space curiosity Jeff Bezos yeah it's not natural he is not space curious he just wanted to keep up with the other billionaires and I'll literally die on that hill.

41:42I don't know. Maybe because when I read Elon's book, like the space rivalry between them was like very real and very much born out of both of them being obsessed with space. And it's not Elon's book. It was the book on Elon. It seems inauthentic coming from Jeff. Well, Walter Isaacson made it seem authentic to me. But maybe he's a Jeff. Maybe he's on Jeff's payroll. One thousand percent. He's on Jeff's payroll. And I'm sure I wouldn't mind being on Jeff's payroll. I'm sure I write a book about Jeff at some point. He's like the the the biographer of our generation. He did Steve Jobs. You think he's worked with Carol Radswell?

42:14I don't. Maybe he'll do her next. I think that's a mistake on his part. I agree. Maybe he'll biograph her. Is biograph a verb? No. Maybe he'll follow her next. Yeah, but what would be the verb? Right? Yeah, he did Einstein. Yeah, do Carol Radswell next. And then, of course, Tordy Lou Freebush. And then Jeff Bezos. Benjamin Franklin Leonardo da Vinci Kissinger classic I thought you were going to say Leonardo DiCaprio Oh my god that's unique Unexpected So congratulations ladies You've set us back You did it Congratulations ladies you embarrassed yourselves At us I do want to say on the one hand these spacesuits are a joke Because that's not what astronauts wear On the other hand they looked amazing Lauren Sanchez I'm giving her best dress This is me looking for her waist.

43:11Like literally she looked snatched to the gods. Like next to like all the, I mean, she's a gargy lady, but like she, I don't know everything about it. She looked the best. Sorry. I wonder if there was like a partner who designed, but they would have like made it a whole thing. Like women designing in space. But like it looks like Carolina Herrera. Like it's so tailored. Yeah. No, it's really sick. Yeah. I'm glad and I'm sad that it's over. I actually have found myself every day being like, is it April 14th? Like are they going to space? I know. I've been akili aware of the date. I'm annoyed they went so early in the morning because I don't know, I feel like if it was midday and the TV was on, I'm at the nail salon, I might have watched it.

43:50This is such nail salon fodder. Instead, they flew up at 7 a.m. Central time. Yeah, no, it wasn't happening. We didn't even get the Post Malone content yet. Like, have the country sleeping. Off the heels of Coachella, Passover. We're not picking the Masters. We needed a few more hours. We did. I wonder what that was about. That's the only slot they could get. I feel like you have to leave for space early in the morning. I don't know why. I feel like it's the first will of space, like crack of dawn. You think. And you could see a beautiful sunset coming up. I guess it's also like maybe if there's any sort of technical difficulties, like you give yourself the most possible daylight.

44:25You get pushed back a little. Right. Well, I will miss this chapter of American history. I won't. And now we can check this off the list. a group of women have gone to space and for for that i can sleep better at night knowing this has happened and this is possible yeah i didn't think it was because i thought women were too stupid and now i know that they're not thank you i know that they are i didn't think that women could go to space before today no and it's really amazing to see that they can because if you can see it you can be it amen to that and now i have seen it that you can't and believe it for 11 minutes yep oh thanks ladies goodbye i like i mean how do you come down from the adrenaline rush i would be like you know bouncing off the walls that's a lot of course buzzed buzzed are you ready for our next story oh so a little snl controversy ex white lotus this everyone is talking about this but amy lewood is blasting snl for mocking her in a mean parody so snl did a sketch on saturday night called the white potus and they made it like a white lotus spoof plus politics and so they had uh sarah sherman playing amy lewood and the portrayal of her did not sit well it was like very gap tooth british like really exaggerated some of her physical yeah especially attributes yeah so she said um apparently she got like misunderstood about something to do with hbo and she said and she cleared that up like no i love hbo like no issue and then she said but whilst in honest mode i did find the snl thing mean and unfunny xo felt righteous might delete later then she said such a shame because i had such a great time watching it a couple weeks ago yes take the piss for sure that's what the show is about but there must be a clever more nuanced less cheap way so i feel conflicted because oh we're clowning on snl where do i show up like i'm ready it's literally the least funny however like part of being a part of something so big and cultural is like having snl clown on you um her teeth like were a big sort of attractor, I think, for a lot of people, like, were very drawn to her real-life look, if you will.

46:59And I think it was, you know, net positive, so them, like, you know, mocking it, it's just, like, so SNL. I agree with her that, like, it just wasn't funny, so, like, that's that, but I don't know, like, complaining that you got made fun of on SNL when you're, like, a part of this huge cultural moment, it sort of just, it sort of is par for the course, not to be such a golf girly, but. So I watched like the first scene, like I didn't watch the whole sketch, but I watched like when we first see her and she's like with the teeth and like looking dumb. Was there more of her? It was just all like that exaggerated teeth.

47:31Like, yeah, I agree. You should be able to be made fun of your part of the biggest thing. But like when what it's really harping on, you're just like falling on the teeth when like that's just cheap. I agree. It's cheap. And like we don't make fun of creative. Like SNL's woke. We don't make fun of people for their looks. Right. right no i think that they do that's for their looks like a woman for her looks yeah it depends on the woman but i think they're not above that i wouldn't say that that's like a hard line that they draw draw i i just think it's cheap to just rest on the teeth i agree the sketch like wasn't about her no but she didn't like her portrayal it made her look dumb but she has every right not to like her portrayal for sure um i don't know especially because she was such a lovable character in the show like i just feel like they got it wrong i mean i i do think sometimes you just it's like this is a hate you can harbor and not like put it out there because you do look kind of like you can't play ball yeah but she's allowed to be offended like 1000 she's allowed to be offended also she's not american so she doesn't like get SNL hasn't come to Britain yet, but she's a lady.

48:38She doesn't understand the cultural impact and like why it's technically considered a compliment. Yeah, I'm just literally never going to take the side of SNL. No, same 1000%. And then what's also weird is then Rick posted the clip and like was like loving it. Walter Goggins to fuel the flames of the flames. Yeah, there's definitely something going on between these two. He praised the sketch like hours after it's been clear every headline Amy LaWood doesn't like the sketch. And he reposted it on his Instagram saying, Smashing, John, I knew I was miscast. And then he also commented on the SNL Instagram account saying, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

49:18Amazing. Oh, my God. Yeah. I want to see something. So he hates her. He hates her for sure. Because they fell in love and they fell out of love. And I guess it does feel pointed. Like, if you wanted to exaggerate, like, Walton Goggins, you could have somebody with, like, the biggest teeth and a forehead that never ends. Right. Instead he gets Jon Hamm. I'd love that too. Right. Right. Like I actually feel her on that. Like they both were unique. They had unique, you know, characteristics. Like his teeth didn't fit in his mouth. Like they could have played on that, but they didn't. They didn't make him like a greasy old man.

49:54They gave him Jon Hamm. Right. That feels unfair. Yeah. So I would like it too if they had, you know, Megan Fox playing me in a sketch. Right. I'm with Amy on this. Yeah, of course. No, one thing about me, I stand firmly against SNL. Same. But I do think it is cheap. Like, she's more than just the teeth, okay? No, of course. And they picked out, like, a rack of teeth. They could have chosen something a little different. Yeah. But they, like, went all in. I wonder, like, when things like this happen. It doesn't happen a lot, because for the most part, people feel really, either if it's authentic or not.

50:31Right. They always say, like, oh, man, it's such an honor. Right, right, right, right. so when this does happen like I wonder how that feels like for Sarah self or for the writers do they care at all so I did also see a headline like Amy Lou doesn't blame Sarah why yeah she could have picked a different set of teeth right no she just doesn't Amy doesn't want to be like attacking a woman you know yeah why not attack more women normalize it yeah like just go all the way you know thousand percent Before we dive into the fourth and fifth story, might I let you know that the fourth and fifth story are brought to you by Fast Growing Trees?

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54:04Homechef.com slash toast. You must be an active subscriber to receive the free dessert. Thanks, Wojers Cojers. You're welcome, Jojers. Our next story. Speaking of Freddie Mercury, Rami Malek and Emma Corrin have split after two years of dating. I had no clue that they were together. So I saw this story. I processed it. I was like sad. You know, they were an institution. And then I realized I thought I was thinking of Lucy. Of course. I'm like, oh, you're telling me he hasn't been dating Lucy Boynton this whole time. I thought this was the breakup of Lucy and Rami. So you're saying that Lucy and Rami broke up well over two years ago and he's been dating Emma Korn, who I also know from The Crown.

54:44Of course. I guess that is the truth and that is what's really going on. But I kind of missed this whole chapter. there's a large contingency of people who care deeply about who Rami Malek dates I am not one of those people yeah I wouldn't say I care deeply but he's always in an interesting relationship that seems stable he's always in an interesting film he is he's a good actor he is I really am not on like he has a lot of fans for like a random actor um I think it stems from his iconic television show Mr. Robot. I am not one of those people who like keeps up with Rami. Like you said I thought she was dating Lucy Boynton up until yesterday.

55:23So sad for these two. No love lost for me because again I'm new here. No I didn't know so I can't be that upset and I also saw some. Because you can't lose something you never had. I saw something else about Emma Corrin just like a part two to this story because she's been cast in Netflix's adaptation of Pride and Prejudice alongside Olivia Coleman written by Dolly Alderton. you know her what yeah of course i do she's really who wrote the short stories but yeah you read that we read it for redheads i got through 40 i actually did not like it was it a book of short stories yeah so we are this is we just read a book of short stories for the redheads this month we were making such a big deal how was our first book of short stories it's not it was our second cool cool yeah um wait back to what you had said oh emma corin is the second coming of kira knightley like she is gen z kira knightley so all the things that kira doesn't can't or won't do anymore go to Emma.

56:16Yeah. Because you know if the crown was made 20 years ago it would have been Keira Knightley as Princess Diana. Yeah. Even though like there were other roles in the crown for a woman in her 40s. Yeah but it wasn't Diana. Keira Knightley could have also been older Diana. No. Diana never gets older. No but like we had Emma Corrin and the next Elizabeth Debecky played older. Yeah but still she was only like 30. Yeah. she died when she was what like okay let's go down this this let me i'll just ask my my ai friend she died when she was 36 right also i think kira knightley like she's done all the period pieces you know she's the period piece girl yeah she's she's all set i don't think she's like actively searching for roles because she should have been on downton abbey too yeah she's 40 so i feel like it was hers to pass up.

57:12Oh, actually, that's fair. It was definitely. But she's also like very recognizable. And the one thing about the crown is they do not cast people besides Dominic West. Thank you. No, wait. Dominic West is not in the crown. He's in Downton Abbey. He's in both? Prince Charles, yeah. Oh, yeah. They do not cast people whose faces we know. Like they like real unknown. People who blend. And is Dominic West American? No. No? No, definitely not. He would not have gotten those roles. But he's in The Affair and he doesn't have an accent. That's how I know him. So I'm not sure. He obscured his accent. No, he's from Sheffield, UK.

57:46So they don't cast big stars. It's a real ensemble affair. Yeah. Everybody freaking when the queen was Imelda Staunton. Nobody knows who that is. She's just from Harry Potter. Harry Potter, they knew. Right. And I actually watched the first couple of Harry Potter movies in the beginning stages of my pregnancy because I was really bored. Let me tell you, her character was fucking wretched. I actually couldn't watch A Crown after that. Damn. Well, and it's also the queen in her flop era. It's just a hard time for Imelda. Yeah, it's so true. Who was your favorite queen? Claire Foy. Mine was Olivia Colman.

58:18Well, you can watch her as Mrs. Bennett in Netflix's Pride and Prejudice. And then Jack Loudon playing Mr. Darcy. He better be something. Oh, that's like such a classic face to me. Really? You know who that is? Yeah, hold on. I've been hearing that name a lot. He's like a classic British. Mary Queen of Scots. Everyone was in that movie. right jack don kirk you saw that oh i'm sorry i take it back what i said i've never seen this man yeah i've not really seen him in oh he was in that movie fighting with my family i think he also yeah he's married to saoirse ronan that's why i know him mr saoirse and she was also in mary queen of scots wow i watched that one time it really pays off in spades that happens sometimes where like you randomly will watch something and then like when your job is like reporting on entertainment you constantly find yourself that what was i just constantly bringing up that i like a fun oh that rachel zegler's been cast in the west end production of evita sometimes you have a fun fact that you just have to bring up oh he was in wolf hall a classic never heard of it it's you know it's one of those well rip to rami and emma yes but congratulations on the new gig do our girl proud and i i do want to say i find emma corin and elizabeth to becky the two women who played princess and the crown i find them like i cannot tell them apart they both did diana so well like to me they're both diana yeah well i couldn't pick them out of a lineup personal life i think they're a bit different um like emma corin is non-binary i think oh so i don't think elizabeth is oh so maybe if i saw them like out of their drag I would definitely be able to tell them apart like Emma Corton like she has buzz hair in this picture I think oh wow pixie cut swirly yeah very Keira Knightley did Keira Knightley have a pixie cut I feel like she buzzed her hair once right isn't I mean you don't get to the level that you're at without buzzing your hair once that's what Emma Stone is currently going through yeah and we just have to let it and Hathaway did it Jennifer Lawrence did it you just sort of have to let it happen it's a canon event you cannot interfere so I'm not seeing buzz but she was the queen of the pixie cut claudia i just like really hate that haircut i know i won't i won't make you discuss it any further i don't feel like it needs explanation are you ready for our fifth and final story gypsy rose blanchard is down 25 pounds i'm so fucking jealous snatch physique gypsy rose blanchard got out of prison had two boyfriends a baby and has lost 25 pounds and what have you done Jackie she not only had two boyfriends She had a husband And like some of you can't even get a text back No it's so true When you think about what she has accomplished Personally and professionally in her time out It's actually inspiring And that slay of a photo that she posted Announcing to everyone that she lost 25 pounds She's never looked more Refined more sophisticated You would never know that at one point this girl had No teeth and killed her mom Like it's actually inspiring Accessory.

1:01:19Accessory. When did Gypsy Rose get out of prison? Let me think. Oh, you don't want to ask Gemini? I'll Google it. Oh, okay. Yeah. I was trying to center myself because, you know, I met and interviewed Gypsy Rose shortly after her sit in prison. And when was that? Okay. She was released early in December 2023. Like, what have you done with your life since December 2023? It's less than two years. She's a mother. She's an ex-wife. She's a girlfriend. She's a business owner. She's a reality star. And now she's a skinny queen. Yeah. I don't know. I wonder if it's more common to leave prison and gain weight or lose weight.

1:01:57Because, like, you're not fed a lot in prison. But, like, I think you, like, the food is gross. But you have a lot of commissary, like, just chips and stuff. Well, I think also some people focus on their fitness. Like, Teresa. Yes. Some people get jacked in prison. Like, the situation. Yeah. It's, like, a good way to channel your mental mentalities. I wonder what the statistics say. Are you more likely to lose weight or gain weight after prison as a woman? As a woman. Well. You know what? That's a good question for AI. Okay. As a woman, are you statistically more likely to gain or lose weight after being released from prison?

1:02:33After prison? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, then it has nothing to do with prison. Like, then it's just. No, but I'm saying, like. I thought you were asking. Women are more likely to gain weight after being released from prison. Several studies have found that formerly incarcerated women face a higher risk of post-release weight gain due to economic hardship, mental health challenges, disrupted access to health care, and lifestyle changes, including less physical activity than they may have had in prison. That makes sense. Yeah. And then what about in prison? Okay, let me get back on the horn.

1:03:05Hold on. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. Because I could see it going both ways. What about in prison? Are women more likely to gain or lose weight? I like to have a very casual tone with AI, you know? Yeah, you don't want to make them scared.

1:03:22Oh my God, I've never seen AI. You've stumped them? They're struggling, yeah. Maybe the question was not formatted properly? Yeah. Weight outcomes for incarcerated women can vary, so there's not a hard line. That's it? I guess it also depends on what kind of prison you're in. Yeah. What kind of prison you're in?

1:03:50well thank you for that what kind of prison y 'all in congratulations to gypsy you know no seriously so happy and jealous for you is there postpartum weight loss like looking your best after being a mom like her hair snatched her teeth are snatched her body snatched she's in a happy relationship as far as we know like it's actually she's endlessly inspirational yeah she is and i feel like i of course we are inspired by that but i think her usage of the passage of time is something that should be studied and emulated because she has done more in the year and a half than anyone else then seriously who has it's on par i'll tell you i'll tell you who's done more it is on par with how how much morgan stewart accomplished during COVID.

1:04:35Okay. She got married and had a baby. She left COVID. The way she entered COVID and left COVID, I think she was even leaving COVID pregnant with her second. Like, she absolutely crushed the timeline of COVID. Interesting. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. It's on par with what GRB has done in the last two years. Different, obviously. But do you think GRB used any sort of injectables? Like, I hope so. Like, why wouldn't she? I hope so. I hope she made it easy on herself. Yeah, me too. Like, I hope she had a seamless time. She's been through a lot. Of course. go off grb

1:05:11that's the past five stories that you needed to know girl a swirly yeah just of course like you said like if you if you're losing weight now and you hadn't ever lost weight before well she's but she was in prison she's different she was in prison and then she was pregnant she was going through stress she was out like with the mother and like no she's definitely stunted in ways so the world doesn't apply but um i hope she did like me too take a load off gypsy she's making enough money she could pay for the good stuff i can't say that gypsy tried to give her nickname it didn't work oh no it's a slur sorry um was that the fifth and final story that has such fifth story energy yeah yeah yeah totally well it's lunchtime so that's exciting matzo sandwich oh actually never mind it's not exciting matzo pizza matzo pizza actually is really good i'm text Ben to make me that.

1:06:01Yeah, maybe I'll have that too. It's parchy. It's for everyone. Okay, me and Margo and Ben were having this conversation at the Seder last night. What appliance do you use to make the matzo pizzas? I would use my oven or I've never made one before, but in thinking about it, I would use my oven or my toaster oven, but then I couldn't make them in mass. Right. Okay, so Margo was saying she makes them in her oven and she broils them at the end to make them really crispy and Ben was like, oh, we make them in the microwave. And I'm like, we do? Not anymore. It seemed so gross like a lunchable and i was like to me the clear choice is the toaster oven yeah but then you only can make one at a time right right well as long as i get the first one i don't give a fuck like i'm sad make four mozzer pizzas right right but margo who's also cooking for one like why wouldn't i think maybe she doesn't have a toaster oven oh that's because you don't have a prada backpack literally not to judge but she doesn't have a toaster oven i feel like she does yes she actually does she has the emily marico one that's like insanely expensive you have to like add water to do you know that one no oh my god tiktok for my chronically online did everybody see becca bloom being with emily marico they went to like some big fancy asia society event scoose you would love becca bloom jackie okay she popped up on tiktok two weeks ago to her instagram yeah i'm sure she posts her reels there she is obviously the daughter of like some tech billionaire like she is insane and all she does is spend her money on diamonds van cleef birkins like she is so she's just sharing she's not obnoxious though she's just like oh what bag am i wearing today like everybody wants to know um so cute and you you really get to see like how the other half lives she's like getting married and she's like i forgot to show you guys i got my wedding necklace in she was like my family and i were invited to the van cleef winery and like we're literally like what the fuck are you talking about her and her family i guess are big customers of Van Cleef so they invited them to their winery to show off their new line of fine jewelry and there was this ruby and diamond necklace and she loved it so much but she asked for it to be made in all diamonds she wasn't interested in rubies so they handmade this like one of a kind piece for her.

1:08:08Rumors is it's about a$500 ,000 necklace and she's wearing it to her wedding so she tried it on for us on TikTok. Love she's super cute. She doesn't post a lot on Instagram at the moment but um. Oh she posts a lot on real I mean on TikTok. So I'll wait. I'll wait for her to really invest in her Instagram account. By the way, it comes for everyone where you have to start investing. So it'll happen for you. Yeah. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast-life stories you need to know every Monday on Friday and on YouTube.

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