Couch Potatoes Deserve Love Too: Thursday, October 16th, 2025

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0:32favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast happy thursday hey jacqueline how are you i am good happy thursday ladder half weird week gang gang ladder half weird week energy wwe agreed 100 summer slam wwe and speaking of that reminds me i really have not seen enough celebrities during my time in la like have you been going to their well you saw one yesterday who shane dawson oh my god you guys wait yes wow i had the longest day yesterday okay i saw shane dawson so there's your celeb spotting for the day great um we were at the beverly hills hotel having lunch and this enormous cyber truck pulled up and I was like oh I wonder what like tech douche lord it's gonna be Shane Dawson comes out and let me tell you he looks exactly the same as he did when we like were all watching his docuseries like the tight black jeans the combat boots like same look and everything as much as I'm not a fan of Shane Dawson like I do miss that time I miss who I was like I miss every the energy around it the Shane Dawson Jeffree Star collab what was it called conspiracy yes the conspiracy theory palette or something that was the conspiracy palette like that they had us buying those eyeshadows from like inspired by shane dawson selling makeup it just goes to show the power of marketing it's so true because like why would i be what the fuck does shane dawson know about makeup why would i be inspired to buy makeup from shane dawson like i don't know but i did it and the whole point of the docuseries was like trying to turn Shane Dawson into some sort of makeup guru when he doesn't wear makeup like I that's also the power of Jeffree Star because like Jeffree Star's stamp of approval on to Shane Dawson made it it meant to everything I was buying the palette and then what was even crazier was that like after the show aired and they had shown colors they were going to put in the palette and one color didn't make it and the fans were like oh my god but we love that color it was a green so then they made more palettes and they just swapped out one color and like it's still sold out.

2:49Jackie like to this day it's one of the highest grossing makeup palettes of all time like it was insane. No it's a master class in mass psychosis Yeah and group think. You just had to be there so I don't. Jackie the fact that you. Me I remember at the time. Jackie the fact that you is what makes most powerful marketing campaign on the planet that i yeah infiltrated your mind makeup from shane dawson the communist party of china has not even been able to get to jackie like she's really not infiltratable no but shane dawson got it's really jeffree star i just want to say it was really jeffree star like because i really fell in love with jeffree self and i just remember like watching all those episodes of the docuseries on youtube like i remember we were flying to la I'm like downloading them on YouTube so I can watch them on my flight.

3:49I do miss that time, even though like I don't recognize that person. Like I was a part of something massive. And it was fun to be excited about something. It really, really was. So thank you for reminding me. I have. Yes, I've seen now two celebrities. But are you going to seek out more celebrities? Well, I was pretty sure I saw Al Pacino at the Cheesecake Factory last night. I just couldn't 100 % confirm it because I don't really know what Al Pacino looks like. Yeah, so it probably wasn't him. I don't know. We were in Beverly Hills. You should go where the celebs go. Well, Kathy Hilton goes to that cheesecake factory once a week.

4:25Well, I told you you should go to Nobu Malibu. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of things I should do. Sorry, I'm busy. Yeah, but you have to eat. So true. You still have to have dinner and lunch and breakfast. that's three times a day that you could see a star nobu malibu it's so true yeah um today is thursday which means the show is so chill right we're just did you catch up on love is blind i watched the first episode that dropped me too um this is like a part of love is blind i'm not gonna spoil anything that like i feel like they really drag it out like there doesn't need to be four or five episodes drop batches like two or three well i said this to zach last night i feel like when Love is Blind first started the apartment living part was like longer the process wasn't like two to three weeks it felt more like four to five to six weeks and I felt like cameras picked up like once a week in the apartments and they would like recap us on like the fights that they had that week right now I feel like we're seeing every minute they're only two weeks in the apartment or less before they get married and I feel like we're seeing every waking minute because they're literally saying this morning my mom came over and then the afternoon they're doing tuxes like yeah i feel like in the past they've let them sort of breathe a little bit and then caught us up every few days whereas now we're watching everything like watching that come and then also they don't know how to edit i guess their editor got sick because they don't know how to trim a fight to like the amount of fight that we want to see because i don't want to see all that i don't want calambria i'm talking about annie and nick's fight her drunk i'm sorry that's i don't want to watch a drunk girl telling her boyfriend he doesn't love her enough like i don't that's not interesting television and I don't need it to go on forever like she's fucking awful she's like I fucking hate her she's awful I I think the temperature is that like Nick is the bad guy in the relationship we'll get to the recap I don't think so but I but even among the cast like they're all saying like Nick feels so calculated and like everything he said was always just I'm sorry like she's crazy you're not gonna get me to be on her side I actually really started to come around to him in the last few episodes me too like this is a man who like has his shit together no okay you You know what?

6:34We're getting into recap territory. But anyways, the editor, I don't know what happened to the editor. I hope we're through a Shlema. You need to get back to work because these episodes are not being edited. Yeah. And they're like not the most interesting people on the planet. So we'll do a TV recap and then the stories are. The stories are. Describe them. Are good. It's like, you know, any like if it was a different Jax today, like I could have even picked like five different stories. They're all sort of like interchangeable, you know, nothing like, oh heavy hitting stuff feeling feeling very spontaneous no not spontaneous just interchangeable you know maybe with a dash of spontaneity no i don't i don't think that there's really a because i feel like what you just described it's kind of like textbook definition of spontaneous no well then i described it wrong because they're not spontaneous they're just sort of like interchangeable there's just like a lot of like mid stories today so maybe maybe like sporadic I admit I would say I hope not sporadically of course and then I also started another show yesterday okay she's the queen of TV nobody wants this oh my god she's four years late thank you for finally watching um and I'm really enjoying it and I'm excited for season two season two is coming out we've been reporting on it a lot a lot of like new familiar faces are casting the cast so I was like I'm gonna get in on this and um I'm like halfway through the season And it's just so crazy how like the sisters on that show, like they're so Sarah and Erin Foster, like that actress who's playing Sarah Foster.

8:06Justine Loop, I think her name is. Yeah, she's from Succession. She deserves an Emmy. Like if I close my eyes, it's Sarah Foster talking. Even like the things she says, the way she says them, like greatest actress of our generation. She was pregnant at the time of filming like super early days, first trimester. She was talking about that and how difficult it was. You'd love to see it. You do. and I feel like that show has really influenced the way random people on the street perceive our profession like when I tell people that I do a podcast with my sister they're like oh like like that show nobody wants this and I'm like oh I guess so and now watching it now I know like how to respond because it is sort of like that but not entirely we're very not entirely they're a little it gives like a sense of legitimacy they're a little crazy of course but so are the foster sister sisters I know but like they're crazy with their podcast like they're always fighting in front of like executives oh yeah yeah we would literally never yeah no and I feel like their their relationship is like gonna have some tension soon because like they keep like putting each other down and like yeah and like one is evolving while the other's not and like that makes it but like Kristen Bell's also like a bitch to yeah Sarah and like didn't think she could take that meeting but she did a great job in the meeting meanwhile Kristen Bell's in and out of the meeting with her boyfriend like be professional and you think you're the better business woman agreed this is the better business bureau meanwhile sarah's there sat exactly and is something gonna happen between sarah and the brother please lord no so i feel like they were um suggesting that a lot but then i think that was squashed like after the series got really popular sarah or erin like was talking about it and they were like no okay good because like he's happily unhappily married and the crazy thing is that like the actor i don't know his name like he's jonah yeah he's jonah from vee he wasn't named his character jonah just for like continuity continuity and it's like a very jewish name because i will never be able to know him as anything other than jonah yeah he is jonah i guess in the show he is sasha but his relationship with his that doesn't feel right though it's not like you know they're not in the honeymoon they're not like rabbi and right sarah um they all have four names because they have their cast names they have their real they're based on and then they also have their real name in real life going so we have kristen sarah kristen erin and what joanne yeah um well thank welcome we're so glad to have you here we can't wait to hear your time for season two yeah she made it her content plate is slowly getting cleared you guys the wheels of content consumption moves slowly but they grind mighty fine listen it's not about the destination it's about the journey how else do i want to tell you i went to the beverly hills hotel yesterday didn't see any celebs but had a parjilis lunch you know i had the celeb you know what i was that other people had spotted i was thinking you were somebody shane dawson that's beautiful was that nice

11:21that's true actually I did run into a couple of toasters yeah and just like something I wanted to remark on because I've been really negative about LA I had like an amazing experience where I ordered a Diet Coke me and Ben both did and I guess the waiter could tell we were like chugging them you know we weren't going to be polite and he just like sort of to make his life easier brought us a big carafe of DC and he kept just like refilling the craft and like we were free to refill our own drinks it was really it was special it was and I feel like bring the pitcher back you know whatever happened to the pitcher yeah yeah I'm team pitcher craft yeah call it this one was a cariff you know like it was very um like very hotel but nowadays when I get a soda when I go out like it's my one soda you know okay but not everyone's pregnant now we know too much about soda so I'm not like I don't want bottomless soda.

12:11I want my treat of soda. But I'm not going to be drinking it like water. Okay, but I am. So I think the pitcher should be an option. Okay. Pitcher. Pitcher. What else do I want to tell you? I haven't even talked to you all day. No, I literally spoke to you three times yesterday. Oh, yeah. I went to the park and had a big chat with you. I forgot about that. We're so caught up. Yeah, I went to the park. Yeah, she's a park goer. She loves a nature walk. They do have nice parks. I do love a nature walk People don't realize that about Turney Give me a flat walk Oh I'm so fucking in Give me something with incline I'm not as in But I'll do it begrudgingly But it'll be cut short I went to a really nice park yesterday And yeah they got nice parks here They do Parks and rec Yeah That's good They should Get lots of them Yeah that's all there is here Land Land, nature, high taxes to sustain Correct These facilities Although I did like Notice something at the park and now it's just like something I'm noticing.

13:10Like people here are obsessed with their dogs. Like it's very like a dog friendly town. But more so than that, people are obsessed with having their dogs off leash. I literally like was in the hallway of this office building today. There was a woman with her dog off leash. Like it's very rare in the city that you see a dog off leash. And when you do, everybody in the sidewalk is like, whose dog is that? Like is he lost? Like it's so, it's crazy. Yeah. People here, like I have seen more dogs off leash than I have on leash. when I was at the park yesterday, just chit-chatting, gabbing away with my girly on the phone, this dog came up to me.

13:41I thought it was a coyote. It was black. It was the scariest looking dog ever. And you know they do have coyotes here. And he came up to my leg. I was like, ah! Twice. She thought it was a coyote. She's evaluating it. She's like, how do I know? But I was like, take a picture. I didn't try a GPT. She was like, oh, you know, he's wearing a collar. Then I was like, he was wearing a collar. So I figured, but the owner was nowhere in sight. Like I looked around. I thought somebody would make eye contact with me. and you're like yeah I like this my dog no nothing people are obsessed without having their dogs on leashes here I guess it's like a flex that you like spent a lot of money on training and like your dog's well behave who gives a fuck and like is it not even that inconvenient like I understand like yeah sometimes you know I'm not gonna put my seatbelt on you know like it's like whatever putting your dog on a leash is like not hard and I'm the laziest person ever yeah I guess I don't have a strong opinion about it just don't bite me and if your dog does bite me I'm gonna sue the fuck out of you just know then I feel like we're always hearing like about like celebrities or reality stars who go on their instagrams and tell like a story about something that happened to them at the dog park and it's always about some bitch-ass dog that was off leash but at a dog park dogs should be able to be off leash at a dog park at a dog park I was at a park and the park was not enclosed there was kids everywhere and it wasn't like fenced in so that's on the street it is crazy you must be really confident I would let strike like I'm confident in stride guy enough to know that he wouldn't like go and bite someone but he would go steal someone's food out of their purse yeah and for that reason someone's lunch money yeah he really would so like I couldn't have him off leash for that Romeo would never come back devastating bye bye Romeo you know I can never put Romeo off leash that's insane yeah I don't I don't understand the urge is what I'll say Correct.

15:23I don't have those sorts of urges. That's good. That you can control your urges. I don't even have them. You don't have urges to control. I don't have urges of taking my dog off leash. And for those of you who do, like, why? And when you hear dog leash, what do you think?

15:44Okay, we don't have the exact same brain, it turns out. Like what? Miss dog leash? What's that? From the Downton Abbey movie. She's the American actress who comes and stays at the house. And then when they turn into a talking movie, she like can't talk. So Mary subs in for her. Right, right, right. No, not. Miss Dog Leash. Not even. Not even. The new Downton Abbey movie is available on demand, by the way. I saw it on pay-per-view in my TV. I'm going to have to treat myself a little popcorn, but I'll have to watch it at four o 'clock for my acid reflux because I can't have popcorn that late. but I'm not watching the movie without popcorn.

16:24Yeah, but watching the movie during the day doesn't hit. Yeah, well, I black out shades. Oh, okay, okay. I'll just like. That counts. I'll put myself on. Should be on LA time. I'll put myself on Daylight Savings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is coming up, by the way. Oh, is it? Yeah, of like getting dark super early. Like cherish these last few days. This is going to be my first Daylight Savings with a baby. I feel like they say it hits harder because like bedtime and stuff. Sort of, but it's really not that disruptive. And especially like Fu, he handles every challenge with such grace and poise and like seamlessly.

17:00He will crush daylight savings. I had a major milestone today. Okay. So I always see, I always feed Fu. Like on my breastfeeding pillow, like in my lap, like he lays across my chest. But I've seen like on TikTok and stuff that you can like feed laying down in bed. Like you're on your side, baby's on their side and they just like feed. From your boob. From your boob, yeah. Sorry, I'm exclusively talking about boob. And like just the way my jugs are, like I can't do that without suffocating him. And this morning I was so tired. I'm like, if I could just be one of those girls on Instagram who sleeps on her side while the baby feeds, like I would be okay.

17:36And you know what? I made it work. I did it. We both survived. Once again, handling every transition seamlessly for Mr. Fu. Yes, exactly. So I'm not really worried about daylight savings. Like kind of Ruby's like living like a bicoastal life right now. He already had jet lag. like he's three hours like nothing is going to get between him and his sleep schedule correct so honestly and also like this daylight savings like where it gets darker earlier it's like cozier like you want to sleep more yep yeah the body like oh i have to go to sleep the body yearns but when it's in the summer and it's still bright and pardy out and the kids are like i have to go to bed i don't think so oh that's sad i don't think so and then you wind up going to bed with the sun at nine o 'clock nine o 'clock so anyways they haven't changed daylight savings yet um because they were supposed to even though i know there's legislation yeah up on the hill about it canceled usually i'm abreast um of what's going on but it is what it is let's say maybe next year maybe next year but like i think it helps the farmers and like some kids in alaska going to school with the sun and not having to go to the bus stop in the dark well they could use a flashlight but it's fine so for the alaskans we stand with you if i need to be slightly inconvenient so some kid in alaska can make it to school on time like you know what and doesn't have to like go to the bus in the dark stop i'm gonna cry not the bus not the bus there's something about i don't know if this is maybe like an empath or just like being extremely postpartum like something about like a kid on a bus like makes me cry like a school bus yeah like it's so precious like your yellow school bus like i'm gonna i'm seriously gonna cry i know in the short one no stop i need to like move to the suburbs just so i can like get my kids on a bus so you can cry literally okay let's get into these mid spontaneous fast five stories that and sporadic and sporadic but hope not sporadically fast five stories that you do need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by at &t Few things are better than when someone's already on it, like AT &T.

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25:21Which is fun. Candice Swanpole. Honestly, most of them were like the former Victoria girls. There were a couple of new peeps like Angel Reese walked. But like they were people who aren't traditionally models. Like Madison Beer walked. Yeah. Influencers walked. Angel Reese who's an athlete. Which is fun to like throw people in from different. I'm not partial to only models. Yeah, I wasn't mad about that. Like Amelia Gray walked for the first time. She's a model. So like she's a new model angel. She's like next gen. Irina Shayk walked the classics. Bahati Prince Lou. Mm hmm. So we had a bunch. So it seems like they checked a lot of boxes.

25:59Yes. Some new people. Sunni Lee. Yes. They did athletes. They did influencers. They did singers. Carol G walked and performed. They had their OG models. They had the new generation of models. And I just have something to say. And I feel like it goes against like this new world where it's like everyone's invited to everything and it's like inclusion and I I'm a big fan like I like to see obviously I've like seen I've been different bodies my whole life I love to see different bodies but it is fun when something feels like a little bit exclusive you know like kind of it used to be it used to be too exclusive right and like nobody could even get booked and it was the same like 12 girls every year and every time there was someone new it was like great but she looks like everybody else like I understand why it wasn't perfect but now it's like well why don't I just walk like everyone's there like it's just like not I don't know like exclusive at all interesting but it's like when it was those 12 girls who all look the same like that was when it was great so it's we loved it yeah it's weird and I actually like I have no advice to give Victoria's Secret because I actually feel like this year they kind of went back to the classics they picked all the old supermodels they got the new models like they got all the big names and like still it just kind of feels old and tired and but I feel like in the last few years they tried to do you know swing the pendulum the other way and did like it was even more inclusive and like and that was also a mess I genuinely don't know how to advise them to like get me to feel something about this show ever again they're unadvisable and you know what it is it just feels so forced I just know that everybody's there because they were paid a lot to be there whereas I feel like you know Sports Illustrated and Miami Swim Week have really put Victoria's Secret on the balls of its ass specifically like their annual event where they have all the models come the Sports Illustrated swim show yeah and like they had Stassi and I thought that was like great and they tap influencers they tap people from different areas and it feels like those people are so excited and they're I don't know this to be a fact it feels like they're doing it for free like because it's just like an honor to be there not I just feel like everybody was paid to be there last night yeah I I really don't know what to tell them I feel like they and the thing is even when they stop doing the show I'm like bring back the show don't give in now the show's back I'm like maybe stop doing the show now the show has all the OG bombshells And I'm like, maybe don't have them.

28:08And then when they don't have them, I'm like, I'm like, bring back the bombshells. I think it was. So, yeah, like nothing that they do is going to move me. And yeah, I certainly didn't. Because even though this should be like on a report card, like a plus you got the big names, you got the new names, you got a little creative, you had fun. Yeah. No, it's not moving me because I've moved on. And I think a lot of people have. and it's just like the harder they try like the sadder it is yeah I don't know how you turn it around I don't know either I feel like we have this conversation every year but every year like I have a bit of advice to give like hey why don't you bring I don't know how you can get me to care or like feel anything or be like I know how this like Alex Earl should have opened the show well Alex Earl should have opened the show, by the way.

29:02Yeah, well, she's busy, but yeah. She probably was offered to do it. Yeah, her sister was in attendance. I saw like page six posted. Yeah. She definitely was offered. And who were all the performers? Carol G? Actually, I don't know. She has like that Sports Illustrated relationship, so maybe she doesn't want to. But a lot of these girls do. Yeah, I guess. Did Tate McRae perform? Did she? That would have been a good performer. I heard someone walking to her song, but I don't know if it was live. um did tate mccray perform and carol g performed and i feel like there was a girl group that performed it's just like they were too successful we're just always comparing it right to like when rihanna sang and taylor swift sang and fallout boy and like all those iconic performances that i've watched on youtube a thousand times like they're competing against themselves therefore they will always lose yeah so i'm sorry no she did not she did not but her song sports car was featured on the runway portion and by the way tate mccrae would have been a perfect choice young they're using her music anyway so it's like seamless she has an insane body and she would have been like yeah there are actually a lot of great people who could have performed who are like the elk of victoria's secret performer right like that's the best when someone's a performer and you're like well are they also a model like when taylor so if was walking she looked like every other bitch that's kind of like madison beer like she didn't say madison beer no she walked right why not sing she should have sung yeah why not sing but i'm excited for her that she walked it's actually a really big deal for her i'm here for the comeuppance of madison beer i feel like i don't know how exactly i just feel like the industry has wronged her she was like justin bieber's prodigy she's like the prettiest girl alive with the most amazing singing voice there's no reason she's like not famous i know but like something happened like i don't know something fishy you think sometimes yeah there's like a lot of rumors about her sometimes people just don't take yeah but like there are there are things like out there about her oh okay and then she had like beef with her management she left scooter brawn like there was like there was like drama okay well i'm just like happy for her boyfriend now me too like that feels like a win did you see Josh Allen gave an interview about his wife and said like seriously the most beautiful thing anybody's ever said I like wanted to smack Ben after I saw it I'm like you never say anything like that about me you sound like uh Edmund stop it was bar none the sweetest most amazing thing anybody's ever said yeah you got me throwing Ben under the bus sorry that was mean like Ben says nice things about me all the time he does do you want to tell everyone what Josh Allen said I can't remember it but I just remember being deeply moved by it you want me to find it yeah I saw too they were asked like what's like the best thing what she's taught you and and he said like I'm more than a football player yeah no it was really beautiful Josh Allen reveals biggest thing he's learned from his wife Haley Steinfeld maybe that I'm more than a football player my whole dream as a kid was to be in this position and I never thought of anything outside of that or beyond that but there's life after it as well getting married it was the coolest it was the most important day of my life and then all that other stuff is just kind of the cherry on top stop I love him my wife my wife is unbelievable undeniable rock star in her world in her life and as a person she's everything that I need in my life no I'm sick I'm sick I love him so much I love them honestly I'm I think it's time like I become a Bills fan but I also feel like now that they're married and like settled I'm ready for Madison and Josh oh I thought you were gonna say I'm ready for her to have a baby and I'm like you're so fucking toxic no no no I was gonna say like i need something new and exciting yeah to get excited and of course like taylor and travis we have but like madison and josh like really remind me of josh of a young hailey and yeah so and she could like leave it all behind especially this toxic industry that is wrong to her as you say and she could just like be there for her charger yeah her charger her charger's not charging on his ipad because it got used to your ipad instead of mine yeah love so um that's good and now like he's girlfriend's like a victoria's secret model like oh wait and hailee steinfeld would have been an amazing performer slash model yeah if she were to have been invited she has so many songs like so most girls myself no most girls yeah like she has so many good anthems yeah for this type of event honestly put us in charge that's my advice i feel like every year we need to give advice here is my advice put me in charge no that's always what we say about everything and this is the first time i'm saying like i can't offer my services to you like Like you're beyond help.

33:47There are certain people, like if you attach them to a project, like it will be a success no matter what. Like Sean McNamara. Correct. Kenny Ortega. If they could have swindled, put Kenny Ortega at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Give those models some dancing, some choreography. Yeah, like, you know, I'm not going to critique the models because I'm not one. But like, yeah. Because they're just doing their job. Just like, get in there. Give me a little something. Pop and lock. Yeah. Oh, shout out Barbara Palvin. She's just my favorite. I feel like the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is the only opportunity I get to talk about her.

34:19And that one time she was like a size six. Maybe she gained like five pounds and they considered her a plus size model. And they were like, look at us. We're inclusive. And she had like the most normal, amazing body on the planet. You always say that. But then someone said like that she wasn't that she wasn't. She was. She was considered like midsize. OK. When she was just normal. And her husband, Dylan Sprouse, was there all night passing out little pins for endometriosis. awareness awareness he brought he would like when he was getting interviewed and anybody asked him he had extra pins in his pocket was giving them out because he said barbara just had her endo surgery like stop i love them that's really sweet they did look like hostage pins which was also i know which i was excited about nice nod to the hostages it is but the good news is that there are no hostages right now alive right so that is good news so it would have been it would have been a little late for the pin honestly um so that's the vs fashion show like hopefully it's not doesn't come back again next year but we'll keep you posted yeah hopefully it doesn't come back um next story a little more fashion news sofia richie grange his new brand launched today so srg atelier is a contender i have a question am i just like out of the loop because i'm in la and like i go to bed like at a time where everybody else is asleep and i wake up and it's like late or was the Victoria's Secret fashion show not marketed well and neither was this launch because I didn't hear about either of these things.

35:40Victoria's Secret fashion show was not marketed well. I think I mostly learned about it from Madison LaCroix because she was going and getting ready all day. She was amazing. And from Zandra also who was going and getting ready all day. That's how I learned about it. I learned about it from Zandra as well. So you're not wrong for that. SRG, I tell you, I mean, it's the launch of a fashion brand. It's like a collab with Revolve. It's not going to be like - Oh, it is? It is, but it's meant to be a standalone brand. they're comparing it to like helsa by elsa haas which i think is a really good comparison because like she's the face of the brand but now the brand has legs like outside of elsa yeah but it's like is hot elsa's backed by revolve too yeah i think it started as that um got it and right now like srg atelier has their own website but it's like powered by revolve that's actually smart i like that business wise and i think also it's they're comparing it to like nicole ritchie's house of which is also like powered by revolve forward etc and exists outside of nicole now but it didn't start as a it started as like a self-funded brand by nicole and then she i i think partnered with revolve to like you know they have all the infrastructure they make clothes like it's actually a really smart business move for revolve yeah exactly so um srg atelier launched today it will be available on revolve and forward as well as on the dtc site for srg which is also operated on the back end by Raval.

36:59So it's all the same, but she gets to like have her own site. It's a 56 piece collection. Oh, wow. Reminiscent of Sophia's personal styles, neutrals mixed with pops of color, linens, beige coats. The prices range from about$250 on the lowest end to almost$2 ,000 for a coat. So they're - Oh, it's expensive. Yeah, but they're really emphasizing the quality. They're saying for the quality of these pieces, the prices are as low as they could possibly be. okay I just want to say I have been tough on it because I really don't like the name but it's really pretty stuff I think it makes sense for her that it would be like a little bit more high-end because this is like kind of like the Ariel's charnis effect where it's like you're selling a$40 sweater you wear$4 ,000 sweaters like why would we believe you and I think that's where she really struggled to like wear her own clothes um and everything Sophia Gritchie Grange wears is a million dollars.

37:56So if she had done like an Amazon line, it wouldn't have made sense. She did an Amazon line for kids. I loved it. For kids. I bought everything. That's different. So I kind of, obviously I don't like that the prices are more expensive, but for her, like it does make a lot more sense. It makes her look like a little bit more authentic. Yeah. And I'm looking at the pieces. Oh, this coat is really nice. Oh, it's really, it's so, I gotta get back to New York. I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. I wanna get on that. The jackets are sick, honestly. Go to the link in bio for. I am on the Revolve like brand side.

38:30Wait, this is weird. I'm on forward.com. Okay. And you know when like there's an item and it says new or like selling fast. Some of the items it says it's in demand. Ten sold in five days. Oh, that's weird that they would tell you that. Six sold in five days. Even here on Revolve. Trending. Seven sold. that's weird yeah by the way I'm gonna shop oh let's see is it size inclusive oh I like this laurel jacket no wait it's all really pretty 500 hairs she loves an asymmetrical hemline or like an asymmetrical neckline it's everything is either like mullet on one side or one arm it's really pretty stuff you guys I'm shook I was ready to be a hater you know me yeah it is really um nice elegant stuff I'm sure the quality is really good because she will be held to a different standard if she's charging two thousand dollars for things right um and i think this is like a really great idea with endless potench i agree i'm very impressed and i think that helsa and house of harlow are really good comparisons for what it could be you know what i'm thinking but maybe it's just in my brain because i just watched that documentary victoria beckham it's giving a little bit victoria beckham yeah except a little bit lower end than that Yes, it's not a fashion house because it's like partnered with Revolve.

39:53But it being on forward too makes it like a little bit more, you know. Yeah, forward. Sorry, I mean forward. Forward. Forward. So that's what Miss Richie Grange has been up to. And I'm glad that it's here. I'm excited. Me too. I'm ready for the rebrand though. The name is not working for me. It doesn't roll off the tongue. Product lunches excite me. You know who else is doing this? doing what you said we were going to do excites me you know who else is doing this we didn't even talk about Gwyneth is launching like a true fashion label she already had like goop clothing but this one's called she just posted about it I forget what it's called something you know GP Gwyneth it's called

40:39what is it called it's Gwyn G-W-Y-N Gwyn Gwyn And I love that too. Yeah. Actually, our next story is about Gwyneth. So if I may. Any opportunity to talk about the most amazing woman. I just love her. It's actually about three of our favorite people. Kylie, Timothy, and Gwyneth. Yes. Gwyneth Poucher. That is literally this show. This is like, that is like this era of the show. You know, we always get like obsessed with people, but like we've been in this era for a while. Yeah. Gwyneth did not know that her co-star, Timothy Chalamet's young girlfriend with two kids, was Kylie Jenner. so Gwyneth gave an interview to British Vogue and she confessed that her she's on the cover September edition yeah she's starring in this new Marty Supreme Pincon movie with Timothy and she said that um in general she gets made fun of for not knowing anything and one example of that is that when she was shooting this movie with Timothy she um like had no idea who his girlfriend was and she actually was praising him for being a 29 year old man who was involved with a young woman who has two kids she was like I I was like like not Gwyneth sinking it's like some down on her luck single mom when it's like billionaire Kylie Jenner yeah that he just like you know embrace I mean picked up this woman off the street is Kylie but he is with a single mother of two kids that's just like not how you think of her because you know her of so many other things and like no but also when you hear the phrase single mom you a billionaire doesn't come to mind you think of somebody who's like using you know one Reese one set of resources for an entire family yeah so you think financial she said I was like that's so cool I really love to hear that from a young man like you I understand a 45 year old who has his own kids going out with a woman with kids but it's a cool choice for him I respect it I think it's kind of punk rock because you know she has two kids and when she was technically she's a blended queen she was a single mom with two kids when she met Brad Falchuk she could understand why he with his own kids would connect with her.

42:40She confessed that she did not know it was Kylie Jenner, who is the young single mother girlfriend of Timothee Chalamet. Hilarious. Do you think that they hung out at all? Yes. Maybe they will, like, read a press coming out for this movie, but did the three of them get together? I could so see Kylie and Gwyneth actually getting along amazingly. Gwyneth is like a girly. I feel like, yes. They were definitely on set, on location. Kylie was definitely there. And they definitely got together. This is who Kylie needs to be hanging out with. Not Charlie XCX. Gwyneth. Charlie XCX. Like, no. Not the vibe, Kylie.

43:19Yeah. Everyone's talking about Marty Supreme, though. I'm looking forward to seeing it because, you know, I've only seen one Timothee Chalamet movie. Like, fun fact about me is that I've never seen any of his popular movies. I've never seen Wonka. I've never seen Call Me By Your Name. I just saw that Bob Dylan one. And I'm going to say it. It was terrible. And he was terrible. Like, the whole thing was awful. so I'm coming to this tabula rasa I'm gonna pretend like Marty Supreme is the first movie I've seen that Timothee Chalamet's in I've also never seen him in Little Women I really don't consume his work I mean Zach watched Wonka and I was in the background making a brisket but I didn't watch it we watched Lady Bird together oh we did I don't recall him being in it I think he was he was in it but like he wasn't the Lady Bird himself tell me do you feel this call do you get timothy chalamet confused with saoirse ronan no they to me are like i don't struggle with that i struggle oh we watched a rainy day in new york that was a lot of timothy we did woody allen selena gomez we liked it we did we did it was cutesy it was full-on timothy selena leaner is that a story today what about her her weird instagram story last night what was it about crying posted no she posted a phone number oh no i didn't see this at all it was just like a random picture of a wall okay and she posted the phone number and she said let me just pull it up

44:50posted the phone number and it's important worth noting i learned in the comments that the zip code no no area code was south jersey okay taking advantage of me and my love for that sorry let me start over taking advantage of me and my love for my friends enjoy that person's number when jake t austin is in trouble i need to hear from him and him only so for those who don't know jake t austin played her little brother in woods of waverly place i have no idea what this is referring to but she blew up someone's phone number so i did see she exposed a scammer that was impersonating jt austin after like a fraud attempt so um that's a crazy sometimes i feel like she forgets she has 400 million followers so the person seemingly fabricated a crisis to exploit her loyalty and her emotional connection to JT Austin and so she put him on blast well you know what I do feel like this is an important lesson that like if even Selena Gomez like a billionaire pop star can get scammed really there's no hope for the rest of us like she you would think she has like things in place to stop her from being the victim of like a phishing scam but yet here she is here we all are you guys call your parents make sure they're not giving anyone their credit card information on the phone yeah it's definitely a weird story and like the person who the phone number was linked to like has been linked to jake t was it jen cha no the person i'm not gonna like i don't want that seriously what a stupid story um no i know the person had previously austin jake t austin had previously mentioned working with someone with a similar name to this person who the phone number drives to in june so he's like affiliated with jake t where it was.

46:31Sounds like Jake T has like, you know, scammers in his camp. Why is this all of our problem? So true. Like we are all going through our own difficulties. Why are we all getting potential spam calls? Like we are all just trying to not get, go throughout the day with getting our identities stolen. But we are all missing important calls because we're screening them because we think that they're spam calls. So true. And we are all every day being told that we're not, that we haven't paid our taxes even though we have and the IRS doesn't call you but you still start to question yourself when it's every single day.