Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. yes you do sound amazing i am so excuse me now my ipad like not behaving of course we play the intro song every time the show begins but today it is especially by g because i'm so excited that after talking about it all week we were able to finally get finally honestly we turned it around really fucking quick our song on spotify as like a regular song it will be on all the streaming services um in due time yes like they're all being processed spotify went up first and thank God because like I think that's the most important one. So your kids can stream it in the car. Yeah. That's what we're going to do.

0:59We've been needing this and glad to have it by the end of the week. It's New Music Friday. Stream your new favorite song. Toast theme song. Correct. Happy Friday's. You'll be able to say like Alexa play Toast theme song because it's going to be on Amazon Music. It's going to be I think on like Google whatever. She might play our podcast episode that's called the Toast theme song. Oh that's actually really confusing. We'll have to. We might have to change that episode title. Okay. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at the time. You should be able to be cooking and be like Alexa. Like we can't interfere with that.

1:34Yeah, especially because that episode, like I think 10 seconds in I cursed, which I'm seriously regretting. Because if it does come around by accident because you are with your kids and you want to play it, like that's just not the vibe. We're going to take care of it. Like one thing about us, we are doers, movers, and shakers. And we have moved, we have done, and we have shook. what a week I can't believe it's Friday I feel like I really earned it every day was just sort of like working hard for the man yeah it was a long one it was a good one it's the last day of February's oh my god it is the last day of February very much a fry dairies because it's the end of the week the end of the month and then it's March like hello March it's giving in conclusion March oh my god March I didn't really put together that March was beginning tomorrow changes everything for me we're marching into march i love that yeah that kind of changes things like march is a new vibe i mean i guess we should have known because yesterday we dropped our final episode of the month on patreon which was a real kind of hot button radio active everybody's talking about our episode we do this series and we've started to do it less and less because it's honestly hurtful.

2:43We've probably done it, I think this is our third time ever. Maybe second time. It's inspired by the famous YouTube series Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where Jackie and I sit down and like read our mean podcast reviews. Now, podcast reviews are interesting because people come to compliment, but they also come to like troll. And we're hearing some hard truths about ourselves. We're pretty much disagreeing with all of them. Well, that would make them not truths. You can't call that truth. Oh yeah, no, we're hearing some fucking mean ass shit about ourselves. We're hearing some neurotic opinions about ourselves.

3:15Some lies and we're responding to them quite directly. I feel like I didn't really respond to them. That was like that's kind of like I didn't know if like if this is in a debate like we're just like reading their views chuckling being like no thanks there was like a couple things that's like oh that's an interesting note but really most of them weren't interesting notes they were just like hate filled and I don't feel like we were I didn't respond to them because like I don't waste my time. Well, you know, you'll just have to tune into the episode to find out what we did. Because we can't even really figure out exactly what we did do.

3:47But if you listen to it, you'll figure it out. You'll know what we did and what we did not do. And what we did not do is what we're doing, you know? No. Yeah. Oh my god, you and I haven't even spoken about this and it's so internet, like I'm embarrassed to even like share that I know about it. Mason? Yes! Oh my god, how did you know I was going to say that? Because it's so internet and I'm embarrassed to even know about it there is a conspiracy theory that's like really taken off um mostly on tiktok but it's that mason disick you know the 15 year old first born son of kourtney kardashian and scott disick has fathered a child um they're saying that he got a girl pregnant in his high school and they have a daughter named class they have a daughter named piper she's one years old i don't think he would have a daughter i just want to say i don't think he would have a daughter named piper when his sister's name is penelope i just want to say so that's how i know that the the rumors aren't true oh that doesn't convince me the thing is so everyone's like there's these rumors I'm like what is the source of these rumors where do they come from and apparently they come from Mason self like he posted to his finsta he did a Q &A and you know he just kind of like let's always starting stuff he lets it rip and in his Q &A like he seriously said that he has a one-year-old daughter he posted a picture of her and said that she was a failed protection now there have been a lot of Mason Disick finsta like moments are we short is this a verified account I that I don't know but like I saw screenshots of a alleged finsta from Mason and that's where this is coming from because he like kind of goes on Instagram finstagram and spills the beans like he told us all that's like about Travis and Kylie if they were still yeah every now and then he figures out the Wi-Fi password in his house and like uses it to spill his family secrets you know he's a grown-ass man because when people were saying this I'm like ew don't talk about a child like that but he's like literally a teenager like this could happen this is where the rumors stem from but because I didn't see it with my own two eyes from the primary source like anyone can make up a screenshot and make up a thing so you can also make up a finsta yeah so I'm like not going to report on it as veracity we're not reporting we are not reporting I'm just remarking yeah it's definitely weird like it's a it's weird to talk about the 15 year old kid and the one-year-old child and the girl in the art class and piper like i it's weird to talk about i kind of love the name piper just want to say if that is the name that they went with it's cute and that may courtney a grandma and then piper and rocky are the same age well that's always like a weird part in hollywood when you have like children later in life and then like your kids already have kids so like your grand baby is also your niece you know but i feel like that happens more so on not unnaturally but because like men can have kids until a certain age so for a woman to have a child and then another child but the first child has a baby when she's like that's it's kind of beautiful courtney having children like 16 years apart is biblical yeah and i that's how they did it back in the day right like yeah you're with 16 years apart from your parent and then your until you have four generations living under one.

6:59Maybe not 16, but like 22. 19. 20. No. So you're 20, 40, 60, 80. So that's not a story by any means. I just felt like I had to speak on it. And then Piper would be having a living great-great-grandmother in MJ. Yes, yes, she would. honestly have him young it's a beaut if true it's a beautiful story there's beauty in it if true i had kind of like an experience last night um kind of a frustrating one okay just share your truth you know jackie and i are very proud jewesses and just like a fun part of our religion is like a deep sense of superstition right and I kind of like that about us like we don't really plan for the future it's like it's not something I take umbrage with in my religion you know there's some things I'm like really inconvenient sometimes but well when you're trying to plan for your future with as a pregnant lady like it's definitely inconvenient and last night for the first time I was like oh my god I don't even have like a napkin like I don't have anything in my house like and when you go on TikTok and there are girls who are like the same stage of pregnancy as you doing doing nursery reveals and like you seriously don't even own a crib.

8:22It's jarring. And so I don't need a crib, obviously, but I was just like last night, like maybe I should just like make a plan, you know? Grab a snack. Not buy anything. Right, like grab a neighbor, grab a snack, make a plan. Not buy anything. Then, you know, once I started, I got like really crazy. And she started Canva. I ended up designing on Canva my whole nursery and I haven't bought anything and I will not buy anything and I will not do anything. but let me tell you it's so pargy like aesthetic it's so aesthetic I I'm so proud of myself repurposing a lot of the furniture that's already in my home because I'm really not in the mood to like spend money you know this is already going to be an expensive venture of my life like I don't need before the kid even gets here to like be spending money so I like was on these like uh room renovator design AI websites like trying to come up when I came up with this I'm not going to share it because that that's like giving canina hara like superstition vibes and i'm not buying anything but i feel good knowing like when the time comes to buy i know exactly what i'm buying like i don't have to spend time planning it's just a click of a button yeah and you can like just design nurseries on canva as a hobby in your spare time like that's just oh i would love to if anybody needs one design i'm kind of good at it doesn't mean anything they're like it's not canine like it's just a fun thing to do now it goes without saying like i think designing a girl nursery is so much more fun although i love where i ended up and there there are less obvious themes when it comes to boys and you can't have like a monster truck themed

9:51nursery but um i was like looking at inspo pics on social media like the girly ones with like the cute like pink wallpaper like it's so cute you gotta put a couple frames in we do have extras by the way i could spray paint them blue claudia you should do you see the balloons popping up around us yeah it's the internet agrees oh i think that's a party idea i like that it's really cute i do need to have a nod to the toast in there i didn't throw that in my canvas design yet i'll get on it yeah there's so many things you could put so many and then i also put together you can put together like a private amazon cart cart because i wanted to put all these things in my cart i'm obviously not buying them yeah but like when the time comes i'd like to be able to just buy my cart but i don't want them sitting in my cart for the next Yeah, and then you always have to take them out and put them back in.

10:37So I made a private Kurt. I need to run it by you, obviously. It's just so crazy because when I need something as an adult, I need a towel. I get it on Amazon, right? Whenever you need anything. Okay, you really love getting towels on Amazon. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Not towels. So I need a nail file. I get one on Amazon, okay? And I understand why people get so crazy. Am I like the mama industry? because I think I'm so chill. I'm like, the top seller on Amazon works for me. And then I'm like, does it? I don't know. Where has this elephant towel been? Like, it was so cute on the kid, but I'm like, I don't know.

11:14It wasn't, and like some of the brand names were giving like AI generated, mom cozy, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I'm feeling like I understand why people get so crazy with just like every little product because I'm so chill, right? I was like putting shit in my car. I'm like, oh, this is totally like filled with chemicals, you know? yeah it's it's a slippery slope i don't i don't get crazy about like everything like towels i wouldn't get so crazy because you wash them before you use them anyway and hopefully that takes away the chemicals um but like what about the thread count do you know what i mean oh that they're not cozy enough not they're not like warm enough it's gonna be harsh on baby's skin harsh on baby's skin i don't know sometimes like i found myself thinking really critically if you have a towel well, that's too soft.

12:00It doesn't absorb the moisture. And then the bib is wet and cold. I found myself thinking really critically about like random things. And you know what else I found out? But then also it's like, if you have a parchy towel that you like, that's the right amount of roughness and softness. You could just use that. And then you know. Yeah, but it doesn't have the little ears. It doesn't have the ears. Like, where is the ears? Yeah, if you don't have the ears. Well, you could also get like a little cap. No, no. I remember bathing your children in that like gray elephant. and it was the highlight of my life it's too cute i'm not giving up on that on the phone except can we talk about like a newborn baby towel like even the shit on amazon like the crap from mom cozy china um for one towel 26 like hello it's a washcloth when i see that i'm like oh maybe it's good no they're taking advantage of like mamas who are unwell well that's true but you do need a towel for your baby so correct you also don't something you also don't like if You could just use your Parchi towel.

13:00But something like that, it's kind of nice to go to the store and like feel stuff. Yeah, I know. But that's so not happening. I can barely make it to work. Like, let's be real. I feel like you live at Bloomingdale's. Like, that's where you sleep there on the seventh floor. I feel like up until this point, I'm like so chill. Like, no, I don't need things. And it's like, why? This is my first. I can be crazy with my first child. No, like, I just, I want stuff. Okay. literally 180 from you saying four minutes ago i'm not spending any more money on this no no furniture i'm not spending money on like that's the prices for some of these things like it's actually disgraceful well if i could share some lessons i heard you say now i'm remembering i heard you said on facetime yesterday like you don't need a changing table because you have a dresser you can use a dresser as a changing table i didn't say that okay because i because because i i picked because i picked out my changing table yesterday get a changing table yeah no i picked it out it's from pottery barn it's it's part okay great get a change so you'll buy that you'll obviously buy the rocking chair which you will use you can the glider today yeah i honestly um i got a great tip because you know they make gliders i was talking this the legs going up is super important right and they make the manual and they make the electric fly back yeah but i'm like why would anybody not get the electric and then i was talking to my friend margo and she didn't get the electric she's super religion i'm like is it because you don't want to use electricity on shabbat she was like not really like it hinders where you can put the chair in the room because you need an outlet and i realized that the room that i'm using for a nursery has seriously one outlet i have to get the manual okay there you go also the electric gives off a light that if your chair is like facing the crib there's a light in their face i used to like put a tape over it oh silly yeah that's problems okay so you're gonna fly back i like how they make baby yes i like how they make baby gliders with like bluetooth speakers and chargers like lazy boy you don't need that like they were cooler charging ports like are you joking me no but you know what i did find out like fun fact and i feel like people probably know this but i'm obviously like new here but if you don't your breast pump is covered by insurance mine was four dollars yes you do know that 4.95 did you already order one no no i just checked what my insurance covered on the website you got to go blue spectrum not pink spectra of course blue spectra and do you know that the pink spectra doesn't work unless it's plugged in and the blue spectra you can charge and take on charge I only got blue because I had a boy so I'm like I guess I should get blue and then I regretted it I was like I could have pink I'm a girl and then I learned that pink has to stay in the wall do you know that there's a blue spectra in this very room that I sit in you must have left it at one of the studios like you bought an extra one to pump with yeah can you share breast pumps yes like I take there's nothing like so this could be my work my work pump yeah there's something wrong with the screen like it still works but you can't really see all the numbers that you want to see oh you left a broken one here no I still used it but that's why I brought it to the office and then I got myself a new one that I used at home got it but if you're in a pinch well I love that because it was three hundred dollars on Amazon I'm like well obviously I'm not gonna forego a breast pump but I'm like damn that's just funny it's funny what costs a lot and what doesn't cost a lot I feel like breast pump is premium technology that like and does an amazing service and they can seriously charge what they want and the fact that it's covered by insurance like they could charge more no and you know what else was covered by my insurance that comes with my spectra 400 bags god willing I should make so much milk that I use the bags Okay, you don't want 400 bags in your house.

16:19Oh, I don't, but it's free. I couldn't choose a different amount. You couldn't? That's going to be annoying. It was automatically added when you put in the blue spectrum. I think I got 100 bags and I never went through all of them. Okay, but maybe I'll be a super supplier. Maybe you will be a super producer. I mean, with jugs like mine. You would think it has nothing to do with breast size, shockingly. No, I don't mean more about the size. I mean the personality and girth of my breasts. They give super producer energy. Do you not agree? I understand you, but it's crazy how it doesn't work that way.

16:51But I'm not talking about size. I'm talking about real grit and personality. Yes. I know. Because I don't know if I would say that your breasts have the energy of super producers. Well, they're not super. They were never a super producer. Right. I would say you were a little below average. Well, for the first, a little below. For the second, partially adequate. So, I don't know. I'm feeling. Yeah. I'm feeling like I could supplement yeah I feel like I could feed the whole block honestly that's kind of the vibe my breasts give off hopefully even though I've heard being a no I've heard being a super producer is like just as bad as being an under producer like it's it's not a blessing like when you get to a certain point okay at a certain point when you're filling up like actual milk jars mason jars yeah so you're not gonna hopefully that would be crazy but good for content you're not a super producer but like you might be parchy I just want to let you know, if I am a super producer, like I am becoming one of those girls on TikTok who says like, they give you a breakdown.

17:49And they literally fill up like, you know when you go to Costco and you get that big gallon of milk? Like they fill up three of those a day. Yeah, that is like one in a billion person. It's burdensome. I don't know anyone who's had that experience. But I'm actually pregnant at the same time as a lot of my friends. Like I could share and they would know it's coming from like a good clean source. You could. You could sell. You could donate. I just keep finding out like even more of my friends are pregnant. And I can't tell you how fabulous it is. That's very exciting. It really is. Like just, just kind of crushed it, honestly.

18:20Yeah. You're like, so you must love that. Like you're being a part of like every time I hear you're not early. You're not late. I'm just with the rest of them. And for, for a lot of my friends, it's their second, but a lot of it's a lot of them. It's their first, like not me, like being like living life on a good timeline. Like, sorry, you're not supposed to like compare and like everybody's on their timeline. And like, that was me too. because I was like literally not wanting to have kids. Like when I'm 26, 27, I'm like, oh, no, still no, 28, no, 29, not really, like 30. Okay, fine. So for somebody who cares a lot about timelines, like sorry, that's my toxic trait.

18:55I am absolutely crushing it. Yeah, for someone who cares like what everyone else is up to. But literally for somebody who's always looking over her shoulder. Yeah. Crushed. I'm happy for you. I know that I am. And your aforementioned friends who are pregnant. Yes, yes, of course. I'm not going to blow up their spots. But it's a really parchy crew coming together. Oh, it is. Yeah, of like NYC moms. Will you be like sad and happy, but like when you leave them? Because like you will like graduate from the program soon. Why am I leaving? Oh, yeah, because some of them are like further behind. Some of them are ahead.

19:31Okay. And I feel like I kind of crushed that too. Like there's a couple ahead. I'm right in the middle, honestly. You're not going to be the first one leaving. You're not going to be the last one. No, Rachel totally goes next. Like it's kind of hard, G. No, I won't feel sad. I can kind of be like a guiding light for others. It's so beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, it's been nice. And now it's just my phone knows. Like my phone knows that I'm debating between the Uppa Baby Vista and the Bugaboo Fox 5. And they're torturing me with it. They're torturing me with it to the point where like I actually don't care anymore.

20:06Just like give me a stroller. I shared my thoughts because I have both. I know. Yes. But let me tell you. I actually have the Bugaboo in New York. Like if you wanted to just take it. Oh, free stroller? Yeah, I keep it like at the studio. Oh, you know I'm being free? Free. There's a stroller in this studio? There should be. Or it's in New York. It's not here. It's in my storage unit. Yeah, like you are so up a baby vista, up a baby vista, up a booster. I love the up a baby vista. I recommend it to everyone. And then I saw a girl on TikTok this morning. Like they know she was so chic. Like she had her up a baby vista.

20:39that but a lot of my friends in new york city who like live similar lives to me like they they're working moms but they like you know spend half the days with their kids like very similar structures they swear by the bugaboo fox five so so i don't know i don't know the bugaboo is like definitely like the cooler chic or stroller a little bit but like oh it is like everyone really has the upper baby but like bugaboo is is very nice um and i know some people do the bugaboo donkey because it will easily convert into a two kids stroller if you're thinking ahead and also but then it's really wide but then there's like a little you can make it like a little smaller and then there's a little compartment you could put romeo in there um just think about dat no i i need you to tell me honestly like because all i care about is like being a cool mom like when i walk in the streets and when i finally start looking like myself again and i have the sick stroller like what is the rolls royce oh well the rolls royce like dior makes a stroller no no but of of baby brands like yeah i know dior is cool but like who has better like branding well then there's also silver cross like now we're like it's not just i took a look at silver cross baby but really like the upper baby you will see if you start to like go to the parks and start everyone has the upper baby like for a reason i love the upper baby vista but bugaboo has like something cooler about it because maybe it's like yeah we don't care how easy it is to break down we like right we're too cool for that and you know i'm just now remembering because um our sister olivia when she gave birth to her first like we were all so excited and i remember my gift to her like was her stroller just feel like i should remind her of that yeah you should i feel like she knows she just doesn't remember i bought her like the silver cross i remember i was like oh wow strollers are expensive but of course it was our first baby like we were all between olivia and i we have every stroller out there right right I've literally teased this so many times I could do a whole vlog on sure I have so many strollers they are my passion that's so crazy I just I'm like like nothing I'm more exciting than getting a new and in the beginning I was like I'm getting the doonics I knew we're going to move in a few months and I was like I don't want a million strollers like in my hallway and I didn't have a love of stroller yet I was like we can walk around in the doon like that's fine and then I like just started to see other people's strollers they had like bassinet attachments so then I got like the yo-yo because it's collapsible and had a bassinet it was like Like just this little bassinet stroller.

22:59But then I had an itch. And then I remember I was like, fuck it, I'm getting a little baby. It's kind of like purses. Kind of like purses. Like, yeah. So. So that's like the journey I went on last night. Like now I know about the products and the names and I'm like one of those girls. But you know what? Sorry, it had to be done. Wait until you got your first. Yeah, I'm excited. It's exciting. Now in terms of show, how are the stories? The Epstein files like were not released. No, like 200 pages were released of like things we already knew. Like, and just like his contacts in his phone. So there's like new names, but it's like, that doesn't, I don't even want to say those names because it's like, It's not a smoky gun.

23:37Not at all. He had Mick Jagger's phone number. Like, like, sorry that I said Mick Jagger. Sorry. Useless. Waiting for the Epstein files is like waiting for rain in this drought. Apparently like thousands of pages like were withheld. No, and like good on that lady, Pam, who's like, all about it. You know, she's figuring it out. thank God we've been like waiting for somebody to take on the job. And so take your time, but like figure it out and stop like teasing. The tease was, was kind of hard. And then like the binders and it's like, okay, they're here. And then it wasn't, it was a nothing burger.

24:09But then apparently a whistleblower told Pam that there's thousands of pages that like the FBI or the Southern district of New York withheld from her. So Pam. So it's a developing story. Not the big breakthrough news. We thought we were getting today. No new news. But we have Queenie and Weenie of the Week. We have Southern Charm Recap. And the new episodes of Love is Blind dropped today, which we will be enjoying all weekend long. I don't know. I have to read this weekend for Redheads. So my Love is Blind watching will take a backseat. But do what you have to do. I'll be there for you guys, Joey.

24:41Do what you have to do, Turney. Yeah, I will. Do what you got to do. Are the Oscars this weekend? Are they? It feels like they are. People are talking about them a lot. They're just talking about Carla Sophia Gascon. Oh, no, that's like separate. What I'm seeing is like People Magazine, like remembering Oscars 1993. Oh, tributes. No, not like tributes, but just like going down Oscars memory lane, like in preparation. The fabulous thing about this is that we could Google it. Oscars 2025. But I'm liking using context clues. So that would make them March 2nd. Do you want to put a final guess as to when the Oscars are airing?

25:17I think they're airing on Sunday. March 2nd, 7 p.m. Yes, you are correct. Wow. That feels right. You know what else feels right? Diving into the fast, fast stories you need to know. You do, do, do, do, do. It's a Gargi Parchi Marning with Jackie O and Turdy Lou. And the Gargi Parchi Marning is brought to you by Netflix and their new comedy series, Running Point. It comes from hit maker and, you know, potential ideal guest. Dream guest. Dream guest for the toast, Mindy Kaling. And its stars are rom-com queen, Kate Hudson. So it's a really edgy, bold, and funny twist on the underdog comedy. It features main character Isla Gordon, played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot.

26:06So basically, Kate Hudson's family owns this big basketball team, and a scandal forces her brother to resign. She is then appointed president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied in professional basketball franchises, and it's her family business. So she's ambitious, often overlooked. Dr. Isla is going to have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community that she was the right person for the job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports. She may have not been a part of the original playbook, but as skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not.

26:34It's an easy and fun bitch with a sharp and edgy laugh-out-loud moment. This is everything I need to enjoy my life this weekend. Made by Mindy Kaling? Check. Starring Kate Hudson? Check. Women in sports? I mean, this is a sports podcast. That makes sense why Netflix wanted to sponsor this episode. I'm so down. And it launched yesterday. So you can now watch it on Netflix. It's really pargy from the creators of Never Have I Ever, The Mindy Project. You can stream it now. Running Point isn't streaming now only on Netflix. Thank you, Turdflix. You're welcome, Flicks. Our first story. Fans are blasting Justin Timberlake after he cancels his final concert of the U.S.

27:14tour minutes before showtime. Wait. Justin Timberlake is getting hate and I don't know about it. That's so crazy because I'm kind of the creator of a lot of it. I think you were like busy on Canva and missed sort of some of this. On hows.com. Like trying to make. Also, why is it so fucking hard to create a 3D rendering? I don't know. Like why do you have to be an architect? Like I know the room is a square. I know the dimensions. I could put a picture. Like why do they make it so fucking hard? No, it's seriously so crazy. I had this experience when I was doing the guest room. Yeah. for you and your guest room is like unique shape room like this is literally a square room why can't they just let me play around they won't let you they don't play around so and like i was on fucking reddit like people being like what do you use and i was like caught like just using making free accounts at all like it was seriously so annoying i ended up just doing it on preview on my computer but i slayed it i wish i could share it but i won't no no that's like you know evil eye you're getting crazy i know i know i know justin timberlake posted to his ig story you guys i'm heartbroken i have to cancel the show tonight i went into soundtrack battling the flu and now it's gotten the best of me it kills me to disappoint you and my team who worked so hard to make the show happen i want to reassure you you'll be getting refunds for your tickets i love you all so this was the final show in the u.s tour don't forget though it's a world tour who could so like there will still be global shows i think but this was the last show of the u.s and and he had to cancel due to the flu which i understand now of course nobody understands better than us falling ill but you know there is a way to cancel a show and it's you're gonna get backlash no matter what right like people are gonna be mad sad angry and this is probably the worst way to do it like very morgan wall and when people are already like in the facility what's the better way to do it the better way to do it is like i think you have until the morning of to make a decision and if you're not canceling it like you have to do the show got it i mean the best way the only person who's ever canceled a show and gotten no backlash is our king luke combs where he was very sick and halfway through the show he said listen you're all getting a refund i'm still finishing but it's not going to be my best work so sing along with me if i like take a break you sing the words you'll get a refund we're rescheduling the show but i'm still gonna spend the next hour here like that's our pargy king that's so crazy when people like that exist it's hard to like say to just a timber like why couldn't you do that you know yeah and then remember like kelsey ballerini played through the flu a couple weeks ago and she had to leave in the middle of the show also so yeah leaving in the middle is different than canceling right before like at least she tried and she people got like half a show and then are getting another one so you get one and a half shows for the price of one ticket like they're getting rescheduled or she refunded no your tickets will be honored for a rescheduled date like she she's re she will be doing the show yeah so that's not so terrible uh the worst is obviously like morgan wallen like while people are like the openers already have played yeah so there's a bad way to do it there's really only there's not even a good way to do it but the luke holmes way was like obviously the one people say now.

30:26Have you seen that clip? Have you seen the clip? People are like, he's like, listen, I'm really, you got a whole show and a refund? I can't sing, so I'm going to refund your tickets and everybody's like, boo, but, and then everybody starts like cheering when they realize they're getting a free show. That's crazy. And I've seen clips from that show he sounded totally fine. I'm sure it was amazing. Yeah, but. It's a tough spot to be in, especially when you feel really sick, like you really feel like shit, you can't do much and I think Justin didn't just expect it too much from himself like pushing himself thinking like i'm justin timberlake i've got this and he didn't have it he definitely has like a toxic sense of self he didn't listen to his body he tried to push through and if he had listened earlier in the day he could have canceled like with reasonable time before the babysitter showed up yeah i mean i obviously choose to see the worst in justin timberlake like if this were someone that i loved i would say oh my god feel better you're such a queen like take the time you need that's really sweet that like 10 minutes before doors open like that's amazing who's even there at that time no it's so funny yeah you can really like paint this in whatever way you want to like if this was kelly clarkson this oh my god i would say kelly works so hard she loves her fans so much she must be so so sick i feel horrible for her i wouldn't even want to go i wouldn't even want this keep my money i wouldn't want to participate for your iv drip okay yeah so we're obviously like haters so that's what you're seeing reflected here this is such a neutral way of handling it like nothing really wrong happened is unfortunate no it's too it's a little too soon minutes before but you need to give people time what if it was kelly she she was pushing through to the end and then the doctor came in and said kelly you can't well the thing is i could speak hypothetically because it wasn't kelly so if it was kelly i would also say like girl give people a little bit more time but i know like if we were actually recording an episode and it was kelly i would be like the thing is you know what it comes down to it's like my karen huger blind spot it comes down to trusting your fates no because if kelly did this i would say like she must have been so sick she must have wanted to go on so badly and they literally were they were holding her back from the scene her back because I know that's Kelly's work ethic now Justin Timberlake is not my fave I don't trust him I don't know that he's always trying to like do the best thing that's why I can't say the same yeah no and we actually have recent proof that he's not always trying to do the best thing where he literally drove under the influence after having a couple of martinis in Sag Harbor so I know that decision making isn't his strong suit let's be real that's what I learned from the great Justin Timberlake DUI.

32:50Okay, what if Karen Huger canceled performance 10 minutes before? Well, you know I would have been in the front row and I would have been really upset. We'd say take all the time you need. Yes, I heard Karen Huger is thriving in jail. She's there already. She's been booked, yeah. Okay, I think she'll do okay. I hope. Yeah. I hope they're filming, like, at some part of it. Someone, somewhere. But, yeah, like, there's a camera somewhere. Although she didn't show up for the last reunion. and I thought it was like implied that she wasn't returning but I can't imagine she would have turned down whatever paycheck they were offering her to cover this part of her life.

33:26You know what? It's time to throw that rule out the window for Karen. Like sometimes. I'm throwing a lot of rules out the window. Like sometimes it's a hard and fast rule. Like you don't answer for your sins at the reunion. You're not on the next season. Sometimes you're Karen Huger and like seriously. Sometimes you're Mary Cosby. I'll wipe my ass with this rule. Right and sometimes you're Adrian Maloof. Blacklisted forever. And the rule wiped its ass with you. you were right so i just think different strokes for different books how about that yeah i want to normalize yeah normalize being inconsistent because people are always like especially i got like a lot of backlash for my karen huger take and people were like so annoying to see claudia like i know i feel that like but i just want to say do not come to me looking for like consistency in all my thoughts and opinions when it comes to celebrities or just like random things like i have my faves i have people i hate like i'm really mean to people i hate and i'm lenient with people that I like.

34:16Kelly Clarkson could seriously like drunk drive and kill me and I wouldn't care. Like I just, I'm sorry. I have my faves and I, yes, I am an inconsistent hypocrite. Ah, okay. I don't fucking care. No, it's important to have rules and then also like anything else there are exceptions to the rule. Like there just are. Rules for thee and not for me. Rules for thee and not for Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson. Correct. Yeah, well we need to make a list of people who the rules, like the regular rules don't apply to. The notebook is out. It's for I-dairies. Okay This will be called Those to whom the rules don't apply You find your pen?

34:52I'm scared I can't find my pen Oh my gosh Oh hopefully you didn't take the cap off And it's leaking all over your new chair No no no That's not what's happening Do you want me to write it down on my phone And we can transcribe it later? You can start While I just I'm scrambling I need to find my pen Because it is mightier than the sword And what did you It's not What did you want the pen Rules to whom Rules to whom those to whom the rules don't apply the rules don't apply karen huger kelly clarkson who else and this isn't just like a list of our favorite people it's just different like it's we're not gonna start different it's not like dream because like taylor's my favorite but like if taylor drunk can drive like i actually might have some harsh words for her i completely agree because she's so influential she shouldn't be knowing better like a younger person like really knows how to call an uber more than an older person agreed there are so many things okay leave it no no I think we just leave it at that and we let it build yeah we'll kind of let the chips fall where they may so we're foolishly meant to Justin Timberlake I actually I don't know if you guys can hear I'm coming down with a little something not again I know but I do think because I had like the big bad flu it shouldn't be as bad it's giving antibodies it is hopefully hopefully they kick in are you ready for our next story a little sports news sports travis kelsey confirms that he is not retiring he said he can't go out like that he has confirmed he will not retire after 12 years in the league he told pat mcafee i'm coming back for sure gonna try and get to the best shape i've been in this off season and get back to the mountaintop got a real bad taste in my mouth with how i played in the last game and how i got the guys ready for battle i can't go out like dat so he will be back for his 13th season no i think this is the right choice like he could have retired like he's at a place where he's done enough age-wise like he could have but I understand a not wanting to out like that be him and his team are at a point where like they still can win another Super Bowl they should have almost won this one like it wasn't like you know impossible so I think that he can go out with another Super Bowl win and if he is like spending the next year committing himself to like peak physical mental toughness like no one's more prepared like I think down and has you know experience doing that than tailored like that's her thing right that's true he can't go out this is his era's tour he needs one more season where he's gonna play worse well that's the thing you always run the risk of course of of Aaron Rodgersing it the good news though is that even if he plays bad again like he's on such a good team that his mistakes are kind of hidden they won't have a horrible season even if they don't win the Super Bowl he's not one of the players like a Tom Brady where if he sucks the whole team sucks right he'll have a the team will have a respectable season so even if it's not his best like it'll it's it'll be a fine way to go out although I do want to say it's not a terrible way to go out if you made it to the Super Bowl now the way they like the way they lost was really bad but you still made it to the Super Bowl so I don't think it's like the most embarrassing way to go out like what happened to Aaron Rodgers and the Jets like that's embarrassing but he didn't retire did he Aaron Rodgers well I don't know what he's gonna do but I assume retirement is in his future like sometime soon and it's you went to another team to like revive it very much like Brady and the Buccaneers and not only did you get injured on day one you never won a game and then you got dropped like that's embarrassing you know what I think about a lot well like how much does Aaron Rodgers hate that guy who broke his ankle oh that's so funny I don't feel like he would because he came back like he got another chance nobody like ruined his season like ruined the most like he had big things planned for this stage of his life and like that guy in one fell swoop like and and i'm sure aaron sees the bright side now is all meant to happen but like if i were aaron i would fucking hate that person that's so funny when you get injured as an athlete do you blame the person who was it not i don't know but like if it's not clean i would seriously i wonder if they have men don't like hold as much like grudges no like jason street from friday night lights like yeah he ended up with a lot of resentment towards the person who injured him because he became paralyzed like but when you're in the sport and getting injured is just sort of like a rite of passage.

39:04It happens a lot. You're out for a couple of games. You're out for a season. I don't know if you take umbrage with every person who injures you. I think that's like a toxic mentality. The big one? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I would be mad. Would you be mad? Well, like it's circumstantial. If I'm to Bar Hamlin, like yeah, I'm mad at the guy who tackled me and put me into cardiac arrest. It's different varying degrees. I feel like a torn Achilles is kind of like expected when you're 40 and in the NFL. So of course cardiac arrest would be like the highest. Up there with Jason Street being paralyzed.

39:37Yes. However, I think like Achilles tear. So say that's 10 out of 10. Jason DeMar. I would say Achilles is like a seven. Yeah, that's pretty high. Yeah, but it's not out of the ordinary. It is out of the ordinary to go into cardiac arrest on the field and to end up paralyzed. No, it's not out of the ordinary, but it's like, it's one of the worst things. It's a sports injury. It's what you're signing up for. I don't know. I feel like it's like worse than ACL. No, I think it's ACL. You think it's ACL? Like it's up there. Yeah. And so I think if Aaron like walks around with this chip on his shoulder, mad at the guy who injured him, like that's a toxic trait of Aaron's because I don't think it's warranted.

40:10I think when you get into sports, like you understand you're going to get injured and you can't be mad at every person who injures you unless you go into cardiac arrest or are paralyzed. I would include Achilles and ACL in that as well. Oh, I wouldn't. Anything that requires like, yeah, serious surgery and like out for the season. No, surgery is like so classic. Like everybody gets surgery when they're athletes. I disagree wow that's big of you turdy if anybody knows any football players like please sound off in the comments do they hold grudges by the way I know football players okay do they hold grudges should I ask Kyle Juszczyk like yeah say hypothetically and I feel like it would have to be like a non-clean non-clean Kyle comma as a football player I have a question for you period period i'm doing research for a podcast episode period when you get injured comma do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury question mark like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle question mark is this a dumb question no it's just like if he hasn't experienced that maybe he doesn't know has he had like almost a career ending injury can you google it i don't want to be stupid like and ask him a question that like is like a big part of his career and I don't know it right okay Kyle use check injuries a finger knee do you hate them question mark or you just understand it's par for the course in this line of work he suffered knee injuries he missed time in 20 he had like standard you know yeah like nothing I feel like he probably has a healthy outlook okay I'm asking, but let me read it one more time because I'm actually embarrassed of this question.

41:57Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you. Does that make it sound like I'm a football player?

42:04I'm just going to say, Kyle, I have a question for you. Obviously, he's a football player. He knows that. I need to tell him. I'm doing research for a podcast episode. Not me acting like I'm humor. I'm doing research. For a podcast episode that's happening live. That I'm actively recording. when you get injured do you hold any resentment or anger towards a person who is responsible for your injury when you get a serious injury when you get when a player gets injured when a player because of he has like when a player gets seriously injured yeah do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle question mark do you hate them or you just understand that it's par for the course in this line of work i think that's a good text add like and what if it wasn't a clean hit does that change things i feel like there's not really room for nuance in this already long text message like i kind of just want to send it but he's on the west coast fire well it's off season i don't think he's on the west coast oh fire it off or delete the whole thing claudia fire it off like if you can't like use your friendship with him to learn critical information then what am i doing here yeah and plus you want to know more about your friend yeah that's a good question i think so and people like uh people in the comics be like my husband plays in an intramural flag football league and he said we're not talking about that no we're talking about the pros this is your career and like it could be career ending you have you can't play for the season like i want to know um so travvy is back in the big game next season we'll see you rocking the stage at arrowhead precisely are you ready for our next story Christina Hall is expressing some regret over not signing a prenup with her third husband Josh so Christina Hall so this is a confluence of our favorite things Christina Tarek El Moussa Hack Heather HGT and also is she going by Christina Hall right now she's I didn't know Hall yeah because I didn't know who you were talking about She is, to me now, she's Christina Hack.

44:05El Moussa and Steg. Hall. Hall. Christina Hall regrets not signing a prenup with her estranged husband, Josh Hall. The HGTV star spoke candidly about her third divorce during a conversation with her friend Cassie in Wednesday's episode of The Flip-Off. Like, of course, The Flip-Off making news, always. Making news again. She said, oh my God, it's crazy. He wants to retire off of me. Honestly, if I would have really understood the repercussions of all of this, I would have gotten a prenup or I never would have married him. I feel like one of the benefits of being married so many times is that you do understand the repercussions so I'm shocked I'm shocked to learn that a she didn't sign a prenup and b she's like regretting and wishing she did yeah she said that he's tried to steal some of her assets including ATVs and quad bikes from her home in Tennessee she said it's so so confusing for me why someone would want to do that to me especially someone that didn't have to work for a few years she alleged that he's taking advantage of her by making asinine settlement settlement offers that would result in her paying him more money she said it's exhausting I just can't wait for it to be done but I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon so so and then also like I hate to kick someone when they're down but Christina Christina should know better oh true but also but you don't feel strongly about man me leeching off of woman oh I do I do I'm holding space for two truths like he he gives Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband energy like was looking for a wealthy woman to leech off of and even in divorce is still trying to milk her dry at least that man had kids with Kelly so he had like a little bit of a light to stand on this guy has like seriously no grounds um and he's like a grifter so I'm holding space for that and there's also just something icky about like a man who wants to like take money from a woman get a job but also like I'm kind of tsk tsking at Christina Hack like yeah the whole joke of the seven husbands of Christina Hall is like she's had a million marriages and she's gonna have a million more and we love that for her she's a hopeless romantic but you are supposed to learn something from every marriage.