Deadbeat Davidson: Friday, May 22nd, 2026

9:55Claudia Oshry:Yeah, like I will talk. Of course. But like there's no breaking news. There's no lead story. It's just a bunch of like hogwash. Well, I can tell you what I saw in my morning scroll this morning.

10:04Jackie Oshry:I watched Kiki Palmer's TED Talk. Okay. Yeah, it was very deep. What is she TED talking about? You know, she really pulled her family out of poverty, like deep poverty. And obviously that created just like it was good. But, you know, she was like a kid with all this responsibility on her shoulders. It was a really good TED Talk. I only saw like the first like five or ten minutes. But I liked it. I just love Kiki Palmer. She was also on Watch Happens Live last night.

10:28Claudia Oshry:Yeah. What is she promoting like you?

10:29Jackie Oshry:What is she promoting?

10:31Claudia Oshry:She's like you. She's in that new Peacock show. Right. She works.

10:35Jackie Oshry:The Burbs. Yeah, but I think another one also.

10:38Claudia Oshry:No, she works, but like what is she actively promoting?

10:41Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I don't know. I just love Kiki Palmer. A new crime comedy.

10:46Claudia Oshry:Okay.

10:46Jackie Oshry:I just love, Kiki Palmer I believe is the first and only dream guest to make it off the list.

10:52Claudia Oshry:right it's a great question i know we have mindy kaling on there it feels like a good day to bring out the lists when in doubt when in doubt hit up the list okay dream guests i know we have mindy kaling on there obviously like taylor and kim kiley yeah like at this point the list is just kind of the list is so fucking good let me see is it he Palmer and she's the only one with a check next to her i'm cracking up kelly clarkson is she on there yeah okay mindy kaling how many people are there I'm gonna try and guess them one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen okay so Kiki Palmer so varied yeah Kiki Palmer Kelly Clarkson Mindy Kaling yeah Kim no Kim and Kylie are not even on here because they're so obvious Taylor no okay so it's not

11:36Jackie Oshry:obvious it's not obvious um Pitbull yes um how are there 13 I'm only at four and I'm like screaming You're at two. No, you're at the four. You're at four. I'm at four. I know RuPaul was on there at one point. Five.

11:58Claudia Oshry:It's really deep. Oh, like. They're deep cuts. Some of them. Some of them. Tariq? No. Okay, tell me. Kiki Palmer, RuPaul, Kelly Clarkson, Mindy Kaling. So you guess the first four. I guess like those are the ones. Those are the most obvious. Those are the most like. the longest standing. Guy Fieri. Absolutely. Elon Musk. Okay. John Corbett. Okay. Jack Black. Absolutely. Kenny Ortega. Stand by it. Pitbull. Stand by it. Molly May. That's like a you one.

12:31Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I can do it by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'll be there. I'm just saying it's not my dream guest. No, but like normalize one-on-ones. Well, Kiki Palmer was like my dream guest and you were there.

12:39Claudia Oshry:Barely.

12:40Jackie Oshry:I was on Zoom.

12:41Claudia Oshry:Honestly, like that's fine. Someone can take the lead. Also, it's a lot of cooks in the kitchen. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Jim Carrey. We should have Jim Carrey on the toast. Yeah. And Susan Boyle.

12:51Jackie Oshry:That might be a you one also. I'll take the lead. I'll take like Mindy Kaling and RuPaul and you could take Molly May and Susan Boyle. No, I would want to hear Elon. I would just like want to meet like one of the geniuses of our time. Yeah. That's interesting. Actually, I'm sorry. I have met Elon. I don't talk about that enough. At a party, right? At a party. Like way before he was Elon. He was just like the guy going to space. He was like very elusive. He wasn't involved in X or anything. Like he was just like this genius. Yeah. Like prodigy. Yeah. Elon Musk. And I was at a party and somebody like, like literally introduced me to him.

13:25Jackie Oshry:And I was like, why am I being introduced? And he was like, I love your blog. And I was like, what? So like he's up because he's like internetty. You should come on the show. He's always posting about the good guys. Have you seen that? There's like a clip of Mr. Beast on the good guys podcast that had gone viral in some sort of like circle that I'm not familiar with. It was about Starlink. Oh yeah, right. And so Elon, the clip then made its rounds on Twitter and it's just like sort of a, one of those OG clips that is an internet hall of fame. And whenever it like serves Elon, he like posts it.

13:56Jackie Oshry:He's posted like three times. It's insane to see Ben's face on Elon's Twitter.

13:59Claudia Oshry:It's insane. He would be actually a great guest for the good guys. Yes. Maybe, maybe that could happen, but like, I would like be so interested to have that conversation and then we could have may musk on mother then we could have her on mother um also apparently i just need to shout out chenille jones who's the new co-host of gma with jenna she wrote a book of like with this concept it's like conversations with great

14:23Jackie Oshry:mothers really yeah i had also heard that there was a podcast i want to say with steph curry's mom hosting oh where she interviews other mothers of like famous of great yeah so it's not like a

14:32Claudia Oshry:completely original idea no no but i'm just like there is a book and it sounds amazing and i also just wanted to shout out because i've been seeing clips of her i know doing her new hosting as you see her dancing with zara larson oh my god they picked the right one it's true i loved that clip of her me too she's a good dancer i watched it so many times oh my god i can't believe you saw that that's so funny because zara's like so tiktok no no that's like because it reached the reals

14:56Jackie Oshry:people because of chaniel because she's so reals yeah i was not familiar with her her story or her work prior and obviously I was like rooting for Justin Sylvester so I was like okay this sucks but happy to have been wrong like she's the exact type of like warm maternal she's like a very deep story with her husband um but celebrities love her she was pushing back on someone the other day like giving them an attitude which I liked because like they needed it I forget who it was I have to

15:18Claudia Oshry:say everything I've seen tends across the board yeah I meant to bring up that Zara Larson moment because I thought it was so precious do you know that that's a thing that Zara Larson does at all

15:26Jackie Oshry:of her concerts where like brings up someone to do the dance it's this one part of the choreography and she brings up somebody, whether it's usually like a young girl, like it's really cute. It's like the 22 hat with Taylor Swift. And it's this fun part. It's actually been like huge for her because now everybody like tunes in to the concerts and being like, who I brought up for the Midnight Sun? And so that's like the viral part of the show that Chanel did.

15:44Claudia Oshry:I loved it.

15:45Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

15:45Claudia Oshry:I loved it. And she wrote the book that I want to read, so. Yeah, right. And the podcast that I want to make. Right. Maybe she'll produce it with me. Yeah. Mother. Presented by Mother Denim. Oh, that's good. My favorite jeans brand.

15:59Jackie Oshry:I saw a picture of Ballerina Farm and Martha Stewart yesterday. They were at this like agricultural dinner, like for people in the agricultural space. And Ballerina shared a lot. It was actually a really beautiful affair. And her and Martha met, which I thought was like a really important meeting. Yeah, that is.

16:17Claudia Oshry:Because as much as like everyone wants to be like the modern Martha Stewart, like Ballerina is. Absolutely. Yeah. I get like we haven't actually crowned the next Martha Stewart. Everyone's always like ingenue. Every young person with like, you know, a flair for cooking and hosting is like a Martha Stewart trapped in this body.

16:36Jackie Oshry:But if we had to crown the official next gen Martha Stewart, I do think it would be Ballerina Farm.

16:40Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Yeah. I guess it was maybe like Joanna Gaines first. But now she's her own. She's Boomer. She's Boomer. She's her own. Like who's the next Joanna Gaines? Joanna Gaines, right.

16:49Jackie Oshry:She's Boomer Martha. Even though she only like later in life got into homemaking and cooking. It was always like home making. yeah but same with Martha

16:56Claudia Oshry:like it was hosting entertaining it was 360

16:59Jackie Oshry:yeah but it was most food and Joanna's like passion project is food but like she's known for like design building

17:05Claudia Oshry:yeah yeah okay

17:08Jackie Oshry:oh my god we finally settled the question who's the next generation

17:10Claudia Oshry:I actually feel like it's not completely settled yet but I think she's our front runner yes it's still up for grabs so girls get to work get back in those get in the kitchen make me a sandwich let's get into stories if we must that way we can like get to the fun stuff yep without further a do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you do need to know.

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23:27Claudia Oshry:Thank you, the day is turd. You're welcome. Our first story, Prince William is teasing an appearance at Taylor and Travis's wedding. So Prince William, the Prince of Wales, appeared on a UK radio show alongside hosts who started asking him about the upcoming nuptials. One of them said, we believe there is a big wedding happening this summer. Then the other one chimed in. Oh, yes. Have you got an invite? And he said, no comment. I'm hoping and I'm sure there might be an invitation around, but we'll see.

23:58Jackie Oshry:I mean, imagine Taylor was planning on not inviting him and he's over here being like, I'm sure there's one coming. Meanwhile, we heard they already went out, first of all. Second of all, it's funny how like Prince William isn't immune from like every celebrity goes and whether they have a connection to Taylor. They're always asked about Taylor. It's like a way for them to like blow up their interview. And it's funny that even Prince William is not immune from that. And I like that he leads in. I feel like he's not invited. Like, don't you think he would know unless he's just like playing dumb?

24:23Claudia Oshry:No, but also I don't think he would say that if he's not invited. So I feel like maybe he is invited. Maybe he got like the save the date or like the invitation, the forthcoming memo or the phone call. The only reason why I think they wouldn't be invited, not to like leave them out. Everyone's vibe. No, it's like the security concerns. Like they already have so many concerns. But I guess like at that level, it's probably the most secure place on earth. Right. Right. Why can't William and Kate go? I would love for them to go.

24:48Jackie Oshry:Did you see that Maren Morris was asked if she was invited? She was on this like radio show. And like her answer made me sad. She was like, not only was I not invited, I got like a spam text invitation. invitation someone being like hey you're like a paperless post type of thing but how did she know it was spam um she didn't say but she was like it was a really weird number and like it was but from

25:07Claudia Oshry:the way that it sounds like they're going about inviting people like a spam text sounds sort of

25:13Jackie Oshry:right it does except i don't think that a text like i don't think they would do a text yeah like a phone call they said and that makes a lot more sense perhaps and obviously william and kate are on the list of people Taylor actually called, not a staff member.

25:28Claudia Oshry:No, of course not. I think they all had a great time at Eras London. They are a really important figure in like the Taylor and

25:34Jackie Oshry:Travis timeline. I mean, Taylor and Travis's hard launch on Instagram was with Prince William. Yeah. Like it's an important, that would be really cool. That would be. I would love to see it. And that would sort of like solidify that this is the closest thing we will have probably ever in America to a royal wedding.

25:48Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Meanwhile, I saw that Harry and Meghan are celebrating their eight year wedding anniversary. Oh, I saw that too with her Instagram. Yeah. She posted like a bunch of pictures and it's just like I'm sure that that was literally the most amazing day of their lives you know why do you think that like they were on top of the world oh right yeah yeah they were on top of the world they were so in love they got married like relatively quickly so like you know I don't think any of that had like worn off I think they were just like so happy they had a beautiful wedding they chose each other they chose love and things hadn't like soured yet yeah and they were still royals and the world like loved them and everyone was just like obsessed with their marriage and they loved each other.

26:25Claudia Oshry:And I just don't know like that all of those things are still true, especially in terms of like the world. Well, of course, no, the world has changed, sweetie. Like, but also, you know, like marriage is hard. Like, and it was just like crazy to see wedding pictures, especially because we never got that much intimate stuff from them. Like every picture they're like kissing and dancing. But now she's like bleeding out on Instagram. They can't stop like touching each other. And it's just like, this used to be private information. Yeah. No, I just like, I just imagined that was like the best day ever.

26:52Jackie Oshry:Yeah. One of my favorite things about Meghan Markle's Instagram, and now that I pointed it out, I hope you all notice, is whenever she posts a picture of Harry. Yeah, is that his name? Harry from the back. She's always like face tuning his bald spot. And it's just like really obvious. It's very boomer of her. Even from eight years ago? No, no, no, no. But I'm just saying like you have to go look.

27:09Claudia Oshry:Didn't he get his hair done?

27:10Jackie Oshry:No, I don't think so. I think we thought he did because he was wearing all those hats. Turns out he just liked hats. Oh. Because his bald spot's, you know, bigger and better than ever. You're like seriously obsessed with balding. With men and their balding. I feel like it's my way genuinely of like fighting against the patriarchy because like all we do is sit around like she's old she's saggy she's fat she's skinny and it's like well you're bald it's like the only thing we can really say to men to hurt them because like they are men are obsessed with their hair yeah it's like the one thing that they need in order to remain like cool with society and it's like well you don't have any Harry you don't have any well I didn't notice that oh well I did um and Adam Levine has a new face yes as does Jim

27:49Claudia Oshry:Carrie and John Travolta has a new look Ryan Lochte did you hear about John Travolta's new look in can but John Travolta like always is switching it up yeah that's my queen right there

27:58Jackie Oshry:actually like he um and it's not even so much people are not talking about his face he just like got a new hat okay and it's you know when a hat like changes your whole look and your whole vibe and your whole personality look up John Travolta can he's looking nutty but one thing about me I love John Travolta and I will never I know he's problematic because of Scientology and And I think he had some weird thing with the masseuse. But the thing is, like, and I do believe that Kelly Preston was a great love of his life. I do. No matter how that does or doesn't make sense, you know? And did she pass?

28:30Jackie Oshry:Yeah. And so did their son. Yeah, their son. I remember the son. Like, seriously, I love John Travolta.

28:36Claudia Oshry:And he's Edna Turnblad. Hello. I like this hat. I like this hat. Let me see. I like it. He looks amazing. I like it. It's dignified. It's dignified. Normalize changing up your look. Normalize looking dignified. I completely agree. But it's crazy that you can blindly love John Travolta and blindly hate Tom Cruise. Exactly. Even though that. You want to know why? I'm so glad you brought that up. Even though the thing that you are staying blind to is the exact same thing.

29:05Jackie Oshry:So I believe like in my soul that Tom Cruise is an evil person. Like I don't have proof. Just vibes. Like extremely dark sinister energy. I know. I don't need proof. I know that John Travolta like is the nicest man alive. Okay. And I think he's had a hard life. I do. Like I have sympathy for him. I see the human in John. I see a robot inside Tom Cruise. There's something really fucking spooky about him.

29:28Claudia Oshry:Okay.

29:29Jackie Oshry:But no, good. Thanks for like, I was like, like, I'm glad you were trying to like hold me accountable, but I feel like I gave a good response.

29:34Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, but also. Because they are the same. But like, normalize. Just like hating people for no reason. Being a hypocrite. Like, why does everything have to be Congress all the time? Fucking love that. But people are always coming at me being like, but you said that about, well, I did. I said that about that and I said that about that and that's just how Sue sees it. Correct. That's just how Koji sees it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So over that. I completely agree. Like, stop holding me accountable. For real.

30:01Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

30:02Claudia Oshry:Our next story, Summer House, Amanda and Wes mark a major relationship milestone. They're getting serious.

30:08Jackie Oshry:They fucking better be.

30:09Claudia Oshry:So the controversial romance between Summer House stars Wes Wilson and Amanda Batula are getting more serious. an insider told us weekly that Wes took Amanda to meet his parents in May. Means nothing to him. He took Sierra and then broke up with her the next day. Yeah. They were talking about this on watch what happens live with Lindsay and Kyle because it came up that she took him to meet his parents. He took her. Yeah. He took her to meet his parents, which they were saying. And it's funny because like Kyle as mad as he is, he's like still trying to like give grace. And he was like for Wes, like he loves people to meet his parents and his family because it gives like an understanding of who he is and why he is and how he is.

30:42Claudia Oshry:because when you meet anyone's family you see them in context and like things start to make sense so like I think he that Kyle was saying like Wes loves introducing people to his family it's not even about like a serious thing it's more about like a understanding Wes thing yeah

30:54Jackie Oshry:I also think Kyle like shockingly hasn't joined the bandwagon against Amanda because he just like didn't love her for so long and that was like what I saw on that first couple of minutes on in the city like it was actually made Kyle look really good like he just sort of refuses to hate

31:07Claudia Oshry:her and that's sweet yeah and he still loves her i think like i said i think he would take her back i think he would too which is crazy because they had the most miserable life well it's like

31:17Jackie Oshry:trauma bonding you think so it's like how when you um like are kidnapped and then you get free

31:24Claudia Oshry:like you kind of miss your kidnapper i don't think that's what it is for him i don't think that she's his kidnapper no no but it's like you miss the thing yeah you know i don't know you would have thought like he'd be happy to be free go meet a girl who likes to go out and is bubbly and energetic what if you just didn't meet a girl like you clearly like being single

31:44Jackie Oshry:oh that's true like just why don't you just go be single no but what if i think he would want to do

31:49Claudia Oshry:all of these things with a girl by his side at the same level of energy that he has well he needs to take a 19 year old because it's not like he goes out and flirts he's not like flirty no right he's not like touchy like jesse and west like yeah can't stop touching everyone yeah he just wants to have fun i think he would love to have fun with someone by his side summer should be fun

32:05Jackie Oshry:yeah lindsey lindsey but it's like my brother yeah i mean it is like her brother yeah um just quickly back to him taking her home to like meet her family i feel like much like sierra like amanda's probably like really caught up in this like he took me home to meet his family um and i don't really know i guess she like she can't think too hard about him because like she'll start to hate him like even what he did her what we think at the reunion like not defending her hanging around to dry. But like that must be, they are cellmates. Yeah. They can't think too hard about each other because like she'll come to the conclusion like he's awful.

32:41Jackie Oshry:Well, hopefully she will. And he'll come to the conclusion that he just doesn't like her. And the reunion trailers, everyone's alluding to like him having had a girlfriend while starting to see Amanda. Is that the girl with the horse hair tie? Perhaps.

32:53Claudia Oshry:To me, that doesn't mean anything. I don't know horse hair girl. Me neither. I'm not going to take up for her. And maybe he did have a girlfriend and then like fell in love with Amanda. that could happen. That's like normal betrayal, you know? Right. That's like a normal degree of operating poorly in a relationship. Yeah. Not the best friend on both ends, the marriage, the co-working cast, brother, sister. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I actually don't give a shit if he was seeing someone. If anything, it makes it like, first of all, he was committed. So is he entering like a phase of commitment?

33:26Claudia Oshry:Right. And second, it makes it like that their relationship is even stronger, that like he was had to leave this girl to be with Amanda. Yeah. Not just like she was only the only port in a storm. Right. The Housewives of Rhode Island reunion seating chart came out. I saw. It was interesting. We have Liz and Alicia next to Andy. Right. On either respective couches. Yes. Then next to Liz, we have Joellen. Mm-hmm. And Rula. And then next to Alicia, we have Rula. Then next to Joellen, we have Kelsey. Next to Rula is... Rosie. Rosie. And then Ashley.

33:58Jackie Oshry:Next to Rosie is Ashley. Yeah, it's just like seven's a tough number.

34:01Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, next to Kelsey is Ashley, right? Next to Rosie.

34:04Jackie Oshry:That's her friend.

34:04Claudia Oshry:Oh, on the other side? Yeah. Oh, okay. So it's Liz, Joellen, and Kelsey. Mm-hmm. Dream team. Wow, I disagree. Queen team.

34:13Jackie Oshry:Alicia. Actually, I don't think there is a dream team to be had on either of these couches because I'm certainly not on team rule. I like Joellen. I like Joellen, too.

34:20Claudia Oshry:I still don't like Kelsey, and I'm not dying for Liz. I'm not dying for Liz, but she's a smart sharpshooter. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be on her bad side. I will say the thing about Rhode Island is that I don't think I really like any of them at all. Yeah, like, even though Rhode Island dominated my week, like, I couldn't find one of them to be my queenie. Right, no, no. Like, ordinarily, like. Not a queenie amongst them. No, no. No. No. No.

34:43Jackie Oshry:Yeah. And are we ever going to find out what happened with his grandma? Maybe she, Amanda went home to, like, talk about that? That's really crazy. His cousin's in jail for manslaughter. Like, can we.

34:52Claudia Oshry:And his grandma's dead. Stepgrandma. But still, of course. No, but I think she's like. Grandfather's girlfriend. The grandma who raised him. No, no. Grandfather's girlfriend. Long term girlfriend. Long term granny. Define long term. Ten years? Long term granny.

35:06Jackie Oshry:Whatever. All's that to say, are we going to get a follow up or anything?

35:10Claudia Oshry:I'm sure. Yeah, we better. Also, people were saying that the reason they were all crying leaving the house is because In the City was starting and they figured that probably Kyle, Amanda, Lindsay wouldn't be back on Summer House, that there would be a changing of the guards. And that the house is for sale. I believe Bravo's contract with the house is up.

35:26Jackie Oshry:The house is for sale. And I saw that the house is for sale. I wonder why the person selling it is selling it. I imagine it's a big moneymaker for them. Because when you have a house in the Hamptons, renting it out for the summer, not to a TV show, is a huge moneymaker. But I'm sure Bravo pays a premium. They beat the shit out of that house and they have to install all these cameras. I heard the garage is like a war room. Yeah, but even.

35:47Claudia Oshry:Maybe they fell on hard financials. Yeah, like they're selling it for five, six million dollars. Maybe they need that money. That's different than a couple hundred thousand. Who wants to buy the summer house house? Like, honestly. Well, like the more you look at the inside of the house on the show, like the uglier it is.

35:59Jackie Oshry:Yeah. No, but the property, it's on Deerfield. It's on like a really major road in like technically Watermill. And it's a huge house with an amazing backyard. So it's a good investment. But you're like a cultural spectacle. People drive by all the time. Every time I've ever driven by, there's like cars outside.

36:13Claudia Oshry:Oh, really? Yeah. So like who wants that? Well, maybe it's like the cast and crew.

36:17Jackie Oshry:No, when they're not filming. I was just in the Hamptons. Oh, and there was people outside of the house? People drive by and they slow down. Everyone on that road is slow. Yeah. Well, that's good safe driving. Yeah, of course, of course. But, like, I can't imagine somebody who's, like, willing to shill out$6 million is going to buy that one. Like. I don't. I don't know. Unless you're a big Bravo fan and you can say, like, I bought the Bravo.

36:35Claudia Oshry:And else you can, like, change it. And it needs to be. It's old. It needs a remodeling. Yeah. There's so many, like, weird interior choices.

36:43Jackie Oshry:The first floor, primary bedroom, that has, like, also a living room inside of it that they've never filmed in.

36:47Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Because they don't have, like, cameras set up there, I guess.

36:50Jackie Oshry:Right. Yeah.

36:51Claudia Oshry:Actually, that room's, like, kind of nice.

36:53Jackie Oshry:Yeah. It's a weird house. It is. But it's a good house. It's old.

36:58Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

36:59Jackie Oshry:I wonder where they're going to film next season.

37:01Claudia Oshry:And the front door is broken.

37:02Jackie Oshry:They should fix that. The funny thing is that the last couple of seasons have been filmed there, but up until then, they were always bopping around. Yeah. Like a season here, two seasons there, until they settled on this house. Mm-hmm. So where to next?

37:14Claudia Oshry:I mean, it does have a lot of bedrooms.

37:15Jackie Oshry:They're not allowed to film in Montauk, and I don't believe they're allowed to film in East Hampton proper.

37:19Claudia Oshry:We should stay there.

37:20Jackie Oshry:Sure. I think it's also on Airbnb for charity.

37:23Claudia Oshry:Oh, yeah. I saw that. You can do a watch party there. I'm good. My watch party is in my bed. My watch party has ended. Yeah, right. Our next story is actually some crazy big news that we've been not talking about until now. But Britney Spears got a DUI. And video came out of her DUI and her sobriety test. Yes. So new footage shows Britney Spears allegedly failing a sobriety test during her DUI arrest on March 4th. In dash cam footage obtained by TMZ, the Grammy winner was seen being questioned by police officers before she was placed in handcuffs. She can be heard asking cops if they had her phone, which they claimed was still in her purse.

38:00Claudia Oshry:Several drivers had reported the singer driving when they saw her allegedly driving erratically and almost sideswiping several vehicles. They call 911, reporting an erratic person driving. I believe she's since gotten treatment, right? I think I remember reporting that.

38:17Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

38:18Claudia Oshry:Oh, I don't even remember reporting this DUI.

38:21Jackie Oshry:I personally don't get on the Britney train. I never really was a part of the free Britney train. And I feel like some of the people who freed Britney, like, have some explaining to do because, like, this is crazy. So I don't, I've just been off the Britney roller coaster for a really long time. So, like, I genuinely just wish her the best.

38:35Claudia Oshry:And much like, like, Nick and Vanessa, Nick and Jessica, who wound up at the same place in their lives. Like, maybe Justin and Britney, like, could have worked out. They both just want to get DUIs. They both just want to drink and drive.

38:46Jackie Oshry:They've shared common interests. That's the baseline for any good relationship.

38:49Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I love that. It's like funny. Like you just like you, you do so much in 20 years have passed, but it's like you ended up in the same, right where you started in the same place. And like, what's up with Jessica Biel? Like she's so weird to me. Yogurt in the shower. Oranges and oranges in the shower. And yogurt. Oh, okay. And she tells us about it.

39:10Jackie Oshry:Yeah. Like she reminds me a little bit like Blake Lively.

39:19Jackie Oshry:I wonder like do you think she like loves or hates her husband it's one or the other yeah right right you know yeah I just I find her so bizarre I also feel like her career like totally stopped yeah when she got married and then she just recently was in that show that everyone loved the good sister something and also and also she has like a show maybe not

39:41Claudia Oshry:the good sister the better sister and wasn't she in a show remember we watched that show love and death was she in that no no but like i think they made another version of the same story and she was in that one yes a hulu one okay spookier one yeah um she's so weird to me but like i do feel like marrying justin timberlake they became like such a power like a ryan and blake type versus like if She just stayed being like a singleton actress. Like it wouldn't be the same.

40:11Jackie Oshry:No, but then he obviously like did the whole New Orleans holding the hand of his co-star thing. And then of course the tour.

40:15Claudia Oshry:Well, she's committed. I like that. I like that too. The role of a lifetime. I like it too. She's very committed to him and despite all of his indiscretions. You guys know, like I have forgiven Justin Timberlake. Because that's good.

40:29Jackie Oshry:I haven't forgiven Brittany. No, I mean she has to put in the work. No, I feel bad for Brittany, but like I don't know what's right for her. it sounds like she needs a conservatorship yeah also when she was free from her conservatorship

40:41Claudia Oshry:i saw like a very compelling argument that like really swayed my opinion which was like listen she just like wants to dance in her living room she's not hurting people like she's not a crazy person like she just wants to be weird like let her be weird that's no longer the case that she's now going to be hurting people yeah so i have to rescind what she's taking the dancing

40:58Jackie Oshry:like out of her home and that's sort of where we draw the line for as long as she stays home but

41:01Claudia Oshry:I guess like staying home like makes her in a crazier. No, it's like house arrest.

41:05Jackie Oshry:She needs a conservatorship. She needs something. I don't know what she needs. And it's like, it's terrible that like all these, she is in this position that she's in, like through no choices of her own. Like her life was ruined, but that like, I don't know. There's no one good around her. Wishing her the best. Are you ready for our fourth story? If it's our fourth story, that's brought to you by Whatnot. Yep. Whatnot is a live shopping platform. where you can buy items across beauty, apparel, bags, jewelry, and more. So it's so fun. I've actually known about Whatnot for quite some time because my brother-in-law works there, and he was telling Ben and I about it.

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46:05Claudia Oshry:I once saw a video of acquired and Ramona meeting. You're kidding. No. Oh, so yeah, like that's a part of her lore. But like, but there was nothing about the acquired being discussed. It was more so about like Ramona talking about these two gorgeous blonde twins. It was like, of course, Ramona, like your grandmother explaining a TikToker to you. No, she was like these gorgeous girls.

46:22Jackie Oshry:I was literally watching Ramona's Instagram stories this morning. She's painting her apartment. Ooh, what color? She's back in the city. She just said like, you're not going to notice a difference like in pictures and maybe not even a person. Just like a fresh. Oh, interesting. She had moved all of her furniture to the center of the room. She's so funny. She's back in the city? She's in New York. Yeah. Oh, interesting. You know, she snowbirds like she's in the Hamptons. So she's probably like, she said she was going to a bunch of doctors. She probably has like all of her appointments in the city before she heads out to the Hamptons for the summer.

46:45Claudia Oshry:how nice. And maybe they stopped filming golden life. Definitely.

46:47Jackie Oshry:Maybe it's, I think they're all like snowbirds.

46:50Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I guess that's the point. Yeah. Cute. Yeah. Our next story, the odyssey is coming out. We haven't talked about it, but the leading ladies are going elemental on the L magazine. They did four covers of the four leading ladies elemental. They're all dressed like the elements, water, fire.

47:06Jackie Oshry:I don't know anything about the odyssey. Like I didn't read it. Homer. Yeah, the Iliad of the Odyssey. Like, that's the extent of my knowledge.

47:13Claudia Oshry:And the Odyssey is a great journey. And who are the four leading ladies? They are Anne Hathaway. Of course. Zendaya. Yeah. Lupita Nyong 'o. And Charlize Theron. Oh, wow. Like, those are the girls. Yeah. So they each pose for four separate Elle magazine covers that represent the elements. Water, Anne Hathaway. Let me see. So this is Anne Hathaway for water. Okay. She looks thirsty. Then we have Zendaya being Earth. Earth, yeah. Very earthy. She looks hot, yeah. Yeah. Then we have Lupita being fire. That's a beautiful cover. That is beautiful. And then we have Charlize being air. That's hard to represent.

47:50Jackie Oshry:Ever since I saw Charlize say that thing about Timothy and the ballerina, I was like, I find her annoying. I never had a feeling about her, and now my feelings are negative.

47:57Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

47:57Jackie Oshry:And I'm just protective of my best friend's boyfriend, you know?

48:00Claudia Oshry:A hundred percent. Someone whom I have parallel lives with. That's right. And it's not like she wades into conversation often. No. So like don't. Yeah.

48:10Jackie Oshry:And it's like when celebrities pile on other celebrities with like cancel culture, I just think it's so dumb because like you're always next. So no one's going to feel bad for you when like when you were like joining the fun when it was Timothy's turn. But like, oh, somebody didn't like something you said while promoting the Odyssey.

48:23Claudia Oshry:Like. No. And also it's like sometimes, you know, the silence is deafening, but nobody was waiting to hear what Charlize thought about. She's not a former ballerina. Thought about what Timothy said. It has nothing to do with her. Now she can't help if maybe someone asked her in an interview. And then Oakland probably couldn't escape the questions. No, and she has every right to have an opinion. And she probably couldn't escape the questions. Everybody asking her, what does the number one ballerina think about what he said about ballet? Yeah. Charlize. I just hate when celebrities perpetuate a culture that ultimately ends up hurting them.

48:49Claudia Oshry:How stupid are you? Yeah, I was really thinking yesterday, you really need to watch The Italian Job. Why? Which movie is that again? You just would love it. Oh, okay. My contemplation is seriously comfortable. I know you guys love watching movies. And the weekend's coming up. It's a long weekend. We have to watch Remarkably Right Creatures. But yeah. You need to watch The Italian Job. Okay? I actually need to write down my full contemplate list.

49:10Jackie Oshry:So I need to read Belle Burden, which I'm doing. By the way, Belle Burden is Strangers by Belle Burden.

49:16Claudia Oshry:We call it Coppers because of something Claudia said, but there's not a sequel to Strangers. It's just Strangers.

49:20Jackie Oshry:No, a friend of mine texted me who listens to the show. She's like, is there a Belle Burden sequel?

49:23Claudia Oshry:No, sorry, my bad. Coppers is Strangers. My books are Lena Dunham and Hayden Panettiere, right? Yes, but you need to watch a movie after.

49:31Jackie Oshry:No, I'm just right. Remarkably Bright Creatures and The Italian Job. Who's in it?

49:35Claudia Oshry:Mark Wahlberg.

49:38Jackie Oshry:Charlize Theron. Okay. I'll watch it. It's on my list.

49:42Claudia Oshry:I think Jason Statham. I think Donald Sutherland. And when you know he, when he's in something, you know it's quality. Dumbledore. President Snow. Yeah. Kiefer Sutherland's dad. Yeah. And he passed. So to honor him. Posthumously. You really should watch it because it's like Kingsman. Like it's that sort of, you know. I've been chasing the high of Kingsman like ever since I saw that film I think that like Kingsman was chasing the high of Italian Job Okay you know what I will do my best to watch it this weekend I have so much to do I have to watch Kylie's Instagram stories Do you think Claudia's gonna like Italian Job?

50:14Claudia Oshry:She loves Kingsman I probably will Yeah

50:18Jackie Oshry:Those were the fast-paced stories And I agree that they were atrocious But I feel like we made the best of them There's still one more You're kidding There's still one more

50:25Claudia Oshry:It's not about the journey It's about the destination It's about the Odyssey Was that the fourth story? No no It's not about the journey Oh right It's not the Odyssey. Yeah. The Odyssey is the journey. What's the fifth? Hooters is rebranding. This is something I've been trying to talk about. As a family-friendly restaurant. As the CEO says, we've never switched from being a neighborhood place. But now they are rebranding to be a family-friendly destination. When I read about the rebrand, it sounds like they're really trying to be like an Applebee's.

50:53Jackie Oshry:Applebee's is your local.

50:55Claudia Oshry:They sort of are Applebee's with titties.

50:57Jackie Oshry:Yeah. And so I don't know. I've never been to a Hooters one because I don't like wings. And that's, I think, their specialty. and two because it always felt like walking into a strip club like it's not actually and it's not

51:07Claudia Oshry:even titties it's like just the uniform iconic uniform yeah but it became like a place for

51:13Jackie Oshry:disgusting men to go to like stare at women but it's really not a strip club so are they going to get rid of the uniforms it's like crazy because while i think they have to in order to become a friendly place it's like the one most iconic thing about them so you're going to change it

51:26Claudia Oshry:maybe like titties don't sell the bills pay the bills yeah i mean these days i mean boobs are back I'm sorry.

51:32Jackie Oshry:They said that like they unintentionally became like this sort of like sexy place. It was always meant to be. But I'm sorry. With the logo, like literally being boobs, Hooters, like the two O's. I guess. But it's also the owl's eyes.

51:46Claudia Oshry:Like you could say it's the owl's eyes. And what would an owl have to do with Hooters? Who? What do they have to do with wings? What does Applebee's have to do with wings?

51:56Jackie Oshry:Applebee's is like, I feel that Hooters is like trying to come for Applebee's next. because like if you've ever been inside an Applebee's, you know that it like takes on the neighborhood that it's in. Like it's a very local spot. Like it's a very like people love it. I love, I fucking love Applebee's.

52:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

52:10Jackie Oshry:And I feel like I'm always welcoming more types of places like this, like a Cheesecake Factory, a BJ's Brewhouse. Like I love restaurants like this. So great. Like I welcome, but it's a high bar.

52:21Claudia Oshry:Yeah. The CEO says updated uniforms and menu improvements are intended to build, rebuild trust. Yeah. Menu improvements. Yeah. Always good. Like refresh your menu. I'll come check it out. I'll definitely come. Patreon? Let's go to Hooters. Patreon and everyone improved Hooters?

52:34Jackie Oshry:Yeah. Let us know when they've rolled out. I do feel like Hooters is very Florida. Why do I feel that way? I feel like there's just one on every corner. They must either be like founded here or they have like their most locations here. Yeah. Or they just thrive here. Yeah. I mean, it's so Florida. It is. Especially because like with those tiny little uniforms, you can't be living in like Alaska

52:50Claudia Oshry:working Hooters. No. Not the Alaska Hooters. It's not like a year round. No. Establishment. It's just like seasonal in Alaska. Absolutely. Yeah. But they're going to update. It was Alaskan Summers. They need to find a way to update the uniform while still maintaining the iconic nature of it. Agreed. I don't know how they'll do that. But good luck. Good luck.

53:07Jackie Oshry:They definitely should partner with Brittany Cartwright. She's, I feel like, the most famous Hooters girl. I feel like that's the old Hooters.

53:12Claudia Oshry:Yeah, I know, I know. That's the old Hooters.

53:14Jackie Oshry:Let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the Week. I'm really excited. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just like to take a look at the week, you know, at a glance. Sum it up. Put a nice little bow on it. We give out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. they're pretty self-explanatory. I don't feel like I have to explain it to you guys. You're not dumb. Are you?

53:27Claudia Oshry:And I hope like you watch, I hope you watch often enough that you, that you know this segment. Now I'm very curious to see if Jackie's going to continue her streak of like four weeks in a row

53:34Jackie Oshry:not giving like a queenie or a weenie.

53:35Claudia Oshry:No, I picked, but I do want to say honorary mention for queenie to Spencer Pratt again. Oh my God. I just love. You can't give the same fucking queenie. No, I have a separate queenie, but like, let me just tell you, I don't even think that this queenie is more queenie than Spencer Pratt right now. I saw an interview this morning

53:47Jackie Oshry:where Spencer Pratt was asked, like, who is like a modern, no, who's a politician that like you look up to? And he said, Jesus Christ. And the guy was like so annoyed. He was like, no, really? Like which modern politician? And Spencer was like, I don't look at a singular modern politician and like want to be like them. For sure.

54:00Claudia Oshry:And also like that question is a trap. Absolutely. And they do try and trap him a lot. Yeah, and he will not say

54:07Jackie Oshry:whether he's a Republican or Democrat. He said, I'm an Angelino. I'm an Angelino. And it's a nonpartisan race. Like you don't run as a Republican or a Democrat. So he's like, he's not getting into. No, you do run. No, you don't. There's no symbols on the ballot. Really? You don't run as a political party. A lot of mayor, the mayor of Miami is a nonpartisan race.

54:22Claudia Oshry:I didn't know that. Yeah, so he's like, they keep trying to make me partisan and binary, and he says I'm not doing it. While also saying, like, you know, we should not be divided. Right. But it's a nonpartisan race. Okay, well, he is still my honorary queenie, but that's not my queenie of this week. That's not my queenie of this week. My queenie of this week is someone who had a fantastic week, and it seems like a fantastic year, and stayed congruous with all of his beliefs and everything he said that he was. And that's Jalen Brown from Love Island. Oh, I agree. It's nice when people tell you who they are and they're not lying.

54:53Claudia Oshry:Yeah, and I just am so... I thought you were going to say Jalen Brunson. I'm so thrilled for him that he found love even though it was not with Orlandria.

55:02Jackie Oshry:Yeah, and honestly, him finding love with someone who's not Orlandria almost makes Orlandria eligible for Weenie of the Week. Yeah.

55:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah. That she discarded him.

55:12Jackie Oshry:Discarded.

55:13Claudia Oshry:discarded like absolutely a real man yeah who wanted the things he said he wanted absolutely

55:20Jackie Oshry:and the things that i think she wants absolutely and like they're both southern like it makes me sick now my weenie of the week um is just a little woman named marishka hargitay i don't know if you know about her so marishka hargitay is obviously a huge knicks fan and she always goes to like court side games but jaylen brunson who's like the number one player on the knicks like he rebuilt the franchise ben was telling me that he actually took like a little bit of a salary cut so they could like get more good players like he's a real king he's obsessed with marishka hargutay and like all these celebrities come to the game kylie timothy and the only one he cares about is marishka and so she's been doing press she's like promoting something and he's been doing press so like talking about and all he talks about is marishka and i just saw a video she was at the game last night where like they crush i feel like you know like how samson when he cuts his hair like he loses all of his power.

56:06Jackie Oshry:Mariska is like the most important figure in Jalen Brunson's life aside from like his wife and child. And I love their friendship. They had like the biggest hug. He like runs to her at the end of the games when he wins. It's like actually really sweet. And I love her and she's my queen for that. And like, you know, there's a lot riding on her. I feel like New York relies on Mariska a lot. Ordinarily. To solve crimes, of course. But she is sort of like, people don't include her in like the Ben Stiller, Timothy. Like she's up there. She's the biggest. And Jalen Brunson has said many times like he needs her there.

56:33Claudia Oshry:and she comes. That's very sweet. It's really sweeter than Shannon's presence in my party. Yeah. Wow.

56:41Jackie Oshry:Now I'm so excited for my weenie of the week because my weenie of the week goes to somebody who I feel now is never beating the deadbeat allegations. And I believe everything Elsie Hewitt has said because I heard the most vile clip of Pete Davidson doing standup, talking about becoming a father. And yeah, that's something a deadbeat would say. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Elsie. Like team Elsie, let's start a GoFundMe for Elsie. I don't know how recently the clip is from but it's post fatherhood and he talks about how he has a daughter and he says like having a daughter makes it really hard to watch porn in front of her but I do it anyway people are so fucking disgusting and I'm sorry Hollywood's never been in the pedophilia allegations and I just want to say Pete Davidson I never liked you and you're a deadbeat and you're disgusting and I never thought you were cute either and like if you were a woman you would seriously be like still doing open mics at the most random comedy you're not funny you're not talented you're not handsome and you're not a good dad you're literally a deadbeat and I think you're disgusting.

57:32Jackie Oshry:Yeah. And like why can't people associated with SNL stop making jokes about pedophilia? Like not to be like woke but it's not funny. And like oh I was just seeing like Chelsea Handler going off on like a lot of the comedians from the roast of Kevin Hart like calling them like misogynistic and racist and she was just sort of being like a weenie about like you know don't girl don't be in a roast like that's the whole thing. And it's like we need that energy for the jokes about pedophilia. Stop watching porn in front of your kids. It's disgusting.

57:57Claudia Oshry:Yeah. That's your toaster's guy. Does anyone else feel like the roast of Kevin Hart was like kind of a flop except to like get all these comedians in trouble with each other? They're all fighting. Yeah. Like did anyone actually watch the actual roast? They did. But it was just like sound bites where they all just like pointed out things about one another that we now need to know about you. Yeah. Like you went to dinner with Epstein. They all like sort of ruined each other.

58:15Jackie Oshry:Yeah. For what? Like one night where like a couple people watch it. It wasn't like Tom Brady roast was huge cultural moment. This was not huge. No. It kind of like made everyone look bad. Yeah.

58:24Claudia Oshry:Except for Kevin Hart. And now they're like all fighting. Yeah.

58:27Jackie Oshry:And like accusing each other of being racist.

58:28Claudia Oshry:And I think they're all, yeah. Pedophiles. Yeah. Agreed. Also, I saw the Pete Davidson clip too, and he was a thought for weenie. And what's crazy is I feel like sometimes people make like inappropriate jokes about kids before they have kids. Yeah. And you don't realize how wrong it is until you have kids. And then you realize like, oh my God, you can never say that. And I feel that way. And this is something that's like people are talking about a lot with like the baby Alessi stuff. Oh, yeah. Like when Alex and Sophia like made those jokes, which were horrible, like so inappropriate. I do think they should apologize.

58:56Claudia Oshry:I can't even imagine like what that put like Lauren and Ari through at the time. But I can imagine that they were so young that they had no idea how wrong what they were doing was. But when you have a child, you then realize like how inappropriate, how precious these things are. Like how you, there's not something to joke about whatsoever. So I have even like less respect for Pete Davidson for having a baby and making the joke.

59:20Jackie Oshry:And I do want to say like if you are going to make a joke that's like inappropriate about kids, it has to be the best joke ever. And his jokes were bad. That's what I mean. Like people have lifted up this person who's like so average, so mid, because what, he's tall. Like he's gotten so far, he had his own movie with Judd Apatow that flopped because he's not funny. And so it just ultimately like originates from a lack of talent. But like, I think a good example of like a joke that was like gross, but like I did think it was funny is like Dave Chappelle's thing about Michael Jackson. I was thinking the same thing.

59:48Jackie Oshry:I always reference that because it's insane. It's the most out of pocket shit, but it was funny. It's like undeniably funny. So you just, you can laugh at it. because it's funny. Pete Davidson's thing like wasn't funny. It's just like you're disgusting. Yeah. So seriously he's my new number one op Deadbeat Davidson and I fucking hate him. Yeah. Like why don't you go home stop watching porn. Maybe you're not a present dad because you can't stop watching porn. Right. Ugh. Who talks about porn when they have a kid? And also who watches porn after they're like 22?

1:00:15Claudia Oshry:No and like in the same breath as your

1:00:17Jackie Oshry:you became a dad to a daughter.

1:00:18Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

1:00:19Jackie Oshry:Oh my god I think he's disgusting like my new number one like literally above Mark Ruffalo. Wow. Wow. Like so disgusting. And I feel like I'm sorry I ever doubted Miss Elsie Hewitt. Like you're right, girl. Like what can I do for you? You want to come work at the toast? Like what do you want? We can give you health insurance. Like we actually can't, but like we will.

1:00:36Claudia Oshry:No. Oh, no. Kelsey's ex is paying for her health insurance. Right, Kelsey. I was like, is Pete paying for Kelsey's Elsie? It's a confusing name. Who's your weenie? My weenie is Harry Styles. Like we really had a real fumble of a week.

1:00:50Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

1:00:50Claudia Oshry:I keep seeing more videos of hers. Like it's just a fumble of a week.

1:00:53Jackie Oshry:It's just, it's so ick. And I feel like there was a time where like he couldn't do anything. He couldn't wear anything that people wouldn't say was like so amazing and cool. And he's just doing all these things now that like I know people back in the day like would have died for. And it's just low-hanging fruit. Did you see the video of him talking about when he lost his virginity to like a specific song? What was the song? I don't know. He was honoring some artists who I'd never heard of being like and, you know, talking about he was introducing them to get their award. And he was like, I lost my virginity.

1:01:17Jackie Oshry:And, you know, we all would have died to hear about like Harry's. And it's like yucky. Yeah. I don't know. He's just giving the TMI. yeah he's giving the ick keep it to yourself yeah so that's our weenie love to see us with who is your queenie? Jalen yeah right thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on the Millennium Show we deliver the fast I'm sure you need to know everybody on the Friday on YouTube please don't forget to subscribe if you're a good give us a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast and where podcasts we found so at Spotify iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, I, or Kissbox all the place we have a podcast find us at Toast the Toast, the Factor, our BOW we will signing a weekly town where we are hope you guys

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