In short
The Toast hosts discuss shopping (Hill House dresses, pearl necklace), social media/Meta Business Suite frustrations, comfort TV (Schitt’s Creek, Let’s Marry Harry), and celebrity/business headlines. They also debate Alex Cooper pushing back on Dave Portnoy’s claim about a sexual harassment threat at Barstool, plus sports ownership news about the Lakers.
Guests
No guests appear in this episode. The hosts are Toast’s Jackson Claude and La Tert/Jettert (Claudia and Jackie are referenced as co-hosts/regulars).
Key claims
Alex Cooper says Dave Portnoy’s allegation about her planning a sexual harassment claim to exit Barstool is not how she remembers it; she frames it as “Dave’s version and I’ve got mine.” The hosts argue the claim is believable given Barstool-era behavior and legal/publishing constraints. Lakers sold for $12B to Bob Iger and Josh Kushner.
Notable examples
Meta Business Suite “deal is over in six months” complaints; Schitt’s Creek comfort viewing; Let’s Marry Harry art date with Sammy vs. Julianne; Acquired sisters’ wedding content and speech phone vs paper.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOShopping Success at Hill House
0:45 to 2:14
The hosts share their recent shopping experience and favorite dresses.
“So there's not much more to do in that category.”
Jewelry and Body Image Talk
2:14 to 3:56
Discussing body image, jewelry purchases, and personal growth.
“No, I actually think it's not that niche.”
Meta Business Suite Woes
3:56 to 5:36
A humorous take on the frustrations of using Meta Business Suite.
The State of Facebook
5:36 to 6:50
Discussing the decline of Facebook usage among friends and the impact.
Reflections on Schitt's Creek
6:50 to 10:24
Analyzing the show Schitt's Creek and its character dynamics.
“So I'm actually just like, I'm coasting until I have to do my homework in September.”
Reality TV and Relationship Dynamics
10:24 to 12:05
Insights on contestants' behaviors in reality dating shows.
“So I do think he's lonely and I do think he wants something serious and he's like done messing around.”
Wedding Officiants and Emotional Speeches
12:05 to 14:01
Discussing wedding officiants, emotional speeches, and personal preferences.
“I think we have illuminations like all the time.”
Wedding Dress and Influencer Insights
14:01 to 16:42
Discussion about a wedding, dress choices, and influencer dynamics.
“Her dress was Balenciaga, the maid of honor.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
16:43 to 19:50
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“They're making like also like great content from the wedding when she gave her a kiss on the cheek.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
19:51 to 20:03
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“Okay, well, without further ado-da-da-da-doo, it is time for the Fast-Eye Stories that Yerda-do need to know.”
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Shopping Preferences and Experiences
20:05 to 21:22
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“Another place that I love to shop, another way in which I love to shop is shopping online.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
21:50 to 22:53
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“So when you're chewing other gum, you're just chewing.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
22:55 to 24:02
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“Let's talk to the moms or anyone who's ever had to shop for a baby.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
24:07 to 25:23
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“It's a daily weight management solution with ingredients clinically proven to naturally support GLP1 activity, appetite control, metabolism, and cravings.”
Shopping Preferences and Experiences
25:37 to 26:42
A casual chat about shopping habits and the joy of acquiring new things.
“Rocket Money is a personal finance app that's changing the game.”
Alex Cooper and Controversial Allegations
26:50 to 28:00
Exploring Alex Cooper's response to controversies surrounding her and Barstool.
“Our first story, Alex Cooper is pushing back on Dave Portnoy's claim that she planned a sexual harassment allegation to exit Barstool.”
Discussing Alex Cooper's Interview
28:00 to 31:00
The hosts analyze Alex Cooper's recent interview and the implications of her comments regarding Dave Portnoy.
“um and them being like this like biggest female podcast and then allegations people would have eaten it up.”
Navigating Drama and Pregnancy
31:00 to 36:38
The conversation shifts to the complexities of addressing past drama during pregnancy and public interviews.
“I just felt like when she was asked, it felt like she was...”
Sports Ownership Changes
36:38 to 42:00
The hosts cover recent sports news, including the sale of the Lakers and the dynamics of sports team ownership.
“until I understand like not wanting to bring on drama in your pregnancy.”
Discussion on Sports and Relationships
42:00 to 43:02
Exploring the dynamics of sports and how they influence relationships, including CTE concerns.
“There are a lot of random, unknown players.”
Travis Kelsey’s Wedding Night Revelations
43:02 to 44:16
Travis Kelsey shares insights about his wedding night and its significance to him.
“Our next story so we can finally get through the story is some more sports news.”
Madison Square Garden Dream Wedding
44:16 to 45:20
Discussing the allure of getting married at Madison Square Garden and its sports history.
“Because he said like I've always wanted to go to a Knicks playoff game.”
Madison Square Garden Dream Wedding
47:37 to 48:51
Discussing the allure of getting married at Madison Square Garden and its sports history.
“It's got the familiar taste and performance of sugar.”
Madison Square Garden Dream Wedding
48:55 to 50:19
Discussing the allure of getting married at Madison Square Garden and its sports history.
“parent knows that feeding decisions are not a one-time thing.”
Meghan Markle's Awkward Red Carpet Moment
51:29 to 55:54
Analyzing Meghan Markle's recent viral red carpet encounter with David Foster and its implications.
“Our fourth story, Meghan Markle suffers an awkward exchange with David Foster in a viral video.”
Whitney's Broadway Show Announcement
56:00 to 56:36
Learn about Whitney's upcoming role in a Broadway show and its significance.
“So Whitney has her next Broadway show lined up.”
Discussion on Broadway Stars and Performances
56:36 to 57:50
Explore the history of cast changes and performances related to the show.
Reinventing Yourself in Showbiz
57:50 to 58:56
Discuss the theme of reinvention and personal growth in the entertainment industry.
“Jeremy Jordan yeah can you believe that um Mr.”
Critique of Recent Music Performances
58:56 to 1:00:54
Reflect on a controversial music performance and the implications of cultural appropriation.
“When we used to recap Secret Lives, like the early seasons, we always had to keep it in mind.”
Sign-Off and Show Appreciation
1:00:54 to 1:02:02
Wrap up the episode with a thank you to listeners and encouragement to subscribe.
“I think today's emoji should be the middle finger.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:03Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a great latter half. Hey, La Tert. Hey, Jettert. Wearing the new necklace we bought yesterday. Yeah, we went shopping.
0:33Claudia Oshry:Oh, yes. You guys, yesterday we went to Hill House. Yes. My favorite store. We needed dresses, you know? We did. We needed some nap dresses. And I think we had a stunning success. We found like a new version that we like. It was a major success. The Ellie nap dress. Which is like the classic. The classic. We love. We pretty much own every style. So there's not much more to do in that category. And we found like another kind of dress that we also liked. It's a little different. like not to be crazy it is a little different it's a little different so that was a great success i got this new necklace yeah okay tell me about your pearl necklace i'll tell you about it i just you were saying on the show that like we're just buying jewelry we are definitely at least i can speak for myself but i think i'm gonna include you in that even though like you're not even talking about how like skinny you're getting and it's like offensive um well that's because like no one's like said anything you're just like you're dropping lbs like a postpartum woman should i like just kind of skipped that part but no i i've definitely stalled this summer like no i feel like you're just looking better and better every day.
1:28Claudia Oshry:That's so sweet of you, but the scale begs to differ. It's been a plateau summer for me. Well, a plateau is a win. But no, but also like, I'm excited to go home because then I think it's going to accelerate. You know, like sometimes you need a plateau in order to hit that slope again. Yes, but still at this era in our lives, I do believe we should all be investing in jewelry. Yes, and so I saw this like cute necklace. Claudia was trying on dresses. So of course I was just like tinkering. And I'm so glad that I bought it because this morning, and it's good timing because we have two more shows left, including today.
1:54Claudia Oshry:I have officially run out of things to wear. Like it's. I ran out of this to wear like on week two. Like this morning, I genuinely had nothing to wear. And so this necklace makes the outfit a little different than however I wore the outfit last week. Some blue in my hair for the Teen Vogue party. It's some pearl in my neck for the Teen Vogue party. Jackie and I were just cracking up at a TikTok that I saw. If anyone has ever used Meta. What is it called? It's very niche. Meta Business Suite. No, I actually think it's not that niche. I think a lot of people use Meta Business Suite. Or like their businesses.
2:22For their businesses. Or if you're like an influencer. It's literally like the worst thing ever. like when a brand wants to work with you. And I saw the funniest tweet that was like daring Mark Zuckerberg to use Meta Business Suite. Seriously, that platform makes me want to die.
2:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Die. No, when a brand has like some deliverable. They want to like list your content. A deliverable that has to do with Meta Business Suite. They're like, yeah, just add us as an advertiser on Meta Business Suite, girl. Give us the code. Girl, the deal is over. Like I can't. No, or like the deal will get done in six months when I figure it out. Yeah, or just, or what about don't? And then things are further complicated by the fact that we share a Facebook page. I don't want to talk about our shared Facebook page. It's horrible. I do feel like my life, I'm missing out on a small piece of life due to sharing a Facebook page.
3:09Claudia Oshry:I agree. I was actually talking to my friends recently because I was like, I feel like I don't know what anybody's up to anymore because I don't have a Facebook. I have this like fake Facebook with Claudia. We don't like add friends. We have like four friends. I don't have any of like the friends of like Facebook. But then my friends told me. They don't keep up with anyone on Facebook, right? Nobody's using Facebook. No, it's all like AI generated content and like fake news. And like people don't, I thought people were posting at least the big things like pregnancy, birth, engagement. Like you could know what someone's up to in their life.
3:34Claudia Oshry:But they said no, no one's doing that. Only parents are doing that. No, and like the way to keep up with people now is on Instagram. Yes. But like you have like regular people like from high school and stuff like they're private. So you have to like follow them. If you're not following them, you can't see. But it's not like people from high school are doing all this stuff that I don't know about. Like no one's posting about it. But also back in the day, like friending people on Facebook was like a very loose thing. you would friend people who you barely maybe you had never even met like following on instagram is like a very strict people are crazy about their ratios so i can't keep up with people from like high school that i don't know i was friends with them on facebook i'm not following them on instagram and it's a bummer because like i would love sometimes when i think of someone i would love to be like oh she's lucy wyman now like what's she up to you know then i have to like ask my high school check and somebody go to her instagram screen record what's going on over there yeah and so i guess that's like more normal you know we shouldn't know like what strangers we all should know less about each other yeah especially like strangers that you're not close with like you shouldn't know all their business so i was glad to know i'm not missing out on that much but yeah like so many times i want to like message someone or like a i don't know there's just random shit that comes up on facebook and i like want a message and you know put myself out there oh my god and i was like you know when like she wants to put herself out there like we're like a business sometimes you have to like facebook message but i think like our profile like looks like spam yeah we have like this fake profile with actually six friends and they all have our last so like i never get any responses do you reach out to people on facebook no but like the there's a couple times that i have i don't really like i've just i've personally moved on from facebook i can't look back yeah like so meta business suite is further complicated by the fact that we have this like janky fake like spam looking facebook called jackie claudia jackie first name jackie last name claudia exactly um you know i started i restarted schitt's creek just because like i was feeling like that's funny zach put on episode one the other night as well i think it's because we're logged into hulu really i'm watching it on hbo max oh i don't know why i was just like i was watching madmen like it's been the summer of madmen for me but like it's kind of heavy and like everyone's what you can't watch it so much because i feel like when people were watching it episodically like you couldn't really tell how much you fucking hated don and like when you watch episodes back to back i can't watch a self-destructive person anymore so it's like i wanted to watch something like i was like whatever shits creek i finished season one did you know or remember that there's a storyline that like stevie and david are in love oh i didn't remember that yeah i feel like to me he's like as gay as the day is long like in the show he's like they're talking like are you do you like red wine or white wine like talking about sexuality he was like well i like red wine but like sometimes i like white wine so i guess he's like bisexual but i don't know it just feels like a flaw in the show and they're like hooking up they're just friends with benefits like yeah they're hooking up and then they're like we should probably stop because like we're such good friends and like let's not ruin like the one friend that i have in this town and stevie's like really struggling with that because she likes him so much like i'm sorry in what fucking world no it does make sense but i do think like eventually patrick and like that storyline just became like the right of course like the right route for david and they started as business partners and it was just like really really cute um but i understand why in the beginning when it's like this is our cast why they tried to make it work stevie and david should explore something like i'm sorry no it's so weird like watching them kiss i'm like that's your brother like it's just icky um it's such a good show like it's such a good show the writing is perfect of course it's obviously you watch now with a little bit of a heavy heart because she's passed away but it is an exercise in perfection like if i'm an up-and-coming actress or comedian like i'm watching katherine o 'hara and i'm taking notes in the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small unpretentious winery it's serious she is the best part of the show and if i had a gun with one bullet I would kill Johnny like he is the worst character he is it's such a good comfort show like I feel like it's like how I used to feel about like friends like I know what's gonna happen I'm not but it's just like background noise and it makes me chuckle I love that for you highly recommend if you're like I get into these places where like I cannot watch new things like I just need to be comforted by what's familiar you just can't like take on more I understand I'm taking on a lot right now watching let's marry Harry and I feel like come September we're gonna have to take on a lot I don't know if you saw traders was announced of the regular cast the celebrity voice.
7:38Earl Me Twirl. Earl Me Twirl, Dancing with the Stars. So I'm actually just like, I'm coasting until I have to do my homework in September.
7:43Claudia Oshry:Well, I watched another episode of Let's Meet Harry. Let's Marry Harry. I was on Instagram watching spoilers. Let's Marry Hearts to Parish. Because the finale is last night. Oh, okay. I mean, I'm just watching. I think I know who wins because I saw like a photo and then I didn't even recognize the girl in the photo, but now I think I know who it is. So Harry's, while he's saying all the right things, like I do have concerns about like his ability to get serious because like he still is like he can't help himself that's who he is but like he's doing some things that I'm like you're not serious and also the show is a little too fast-paced and he's living in a house with the girls he has his like own room and whatever but when he comes home from the date with a girl they all get in the house he goes in showers and changes and then he comes downstairs and talks to more girls and like and it just doesn't give him enough time to like let things like ruminate so he went on this date with this one girl who like I think was so nasty but only because she was like mean to my friend the single mom oh your friend the girl that I met one time um Sammy the single mom who's just really sweet and so he goes on this date with the girl and it actually turns out amazing and he comes home and then he has to like shower and go back downstairs and talk to other people and it's like he said after the date with her like she's my number one right now and like I just feel like he needs to go to bed with his thoughts it's true think about what he liked about her I think what he liked so much was that for some reason they stumbled upon the conversation of his dad who just passed so I saw people talking about this, kind of criticizing Harry's grief journey.
9:07Claudia Oshry:Oh. Yeah. Why? Just people thinking that perhaps it was like the cattle, like he's not serious about getting married because like he just is like grieving and they don't think he's grieving properly and like maybe he rushed into this show in this process because he just sort of is like unbalanced and destabilized by this loss. Yeah, I think he's definitely lonely. I think like, you know, when you lose people close to your mates, you just feel alone in this world and you definitely want to like supplement that loss with another am I remembering correctly like you can pick your family by getting a wife that Harry Jousey's dad passed away I think I talked about this on the toast right he was talking about on a podcast I forget he's from a different country Australia they have assisted suicide like medically assisted suicide for people who are like terminally ill it's like a rigorous process to like get approved but if you want to like choose your own death I'm pretty sure that's what how Harry Jousey's father passed away it's possible Yeah, he was talking about it.
10:03I found the conversation so interesting.
10:04Claudia Oshry:He was also saying, like, I think he did a podcast episode with his dad before he passed. And it was, like, about. He chose medically assisted, dying in New Zealand following a terminal illness diagnosis in 2024. So he had, like, proper advice. They were talking about the podcast episode on the date that his dad was giving him advice. Or, like, what he would tell Harry's kids. But I do think, like, the passing of his dad, while it may not make him ready for marriage, it makes you want another, like, close person in your life, you know? Like, you lose a family member. Of course. And you can gain one through marriage.
10:31Claudia Oshry:So I do think he's lonely and I do think he wants something serious and he's like done messing around. But like I don't know that he has what it takes to like pick out the right girl. And even this date with like Julianne and Sammy like I just felt like he read it so wrong. It was like this stupid art date. I felt so bad for these girls because the other girls got a yacht and they have to paint. Like ugh. And Julianne and Sammy, Sammy is my friend. They were like fighting over Harry. And I just felt like Julianne kept copying everything Sammy was doing. Like Sammy, Julianne like co-opted Harry and Sammy was like I'm done.
10:59Claudia Oshry:So Harry had to come over to her. and then Julianne walks over and pulls him back. It's literally flavor of love. I'm sorry. It literally is. And then Sammy, when Harry comes back over to Sammy, she writes his name in paint on his chest, really cute. And then Julianne goes, I'm done. So Harry has to come back. So sounds terrible, I just want to say. She takes paint and she wipes over Sammy's name and writes her own name. She just keeps copying everything Sammy's doing. And then Harry was like, then he chose to spend extra time with Julianne for the one-on-one after the art date. By the way, there were two other girls there.
11:29Claudia Oshry:Irrelevant. But he chose this. And he was like, I just really like the way Julianne was like fighting for me. And it was like very like sexy and how she just wants to spend all this time with me. I'm like, she just copied the other girl. Yeah. She just copied the other girl. But I also understand that like he knows he likes Sammy. And it's like, well, let me see if I like this girl so we can move on with the situation. You know, you do have to spend time with everyone. But it was like annoying. And so she got the best date and he like opened up to her. And now he's his number one. And so I just think he needed like time to go home and realize that he doesn't like her that much.
11:58Claudia Oshry:It's just that they got deep. Yeah. fast and the other girls haven't had time to get deep they're just having chats in the backyard and i think if you don't have this like undying love for harry like you happen to have um it just it genuinely sounds people are loving it everyone told me i need to watch it like good good when i said i was interested like let's marry harry curious then everyone followed up in the dms like you have to watch it it's so good um and i'm also just thinking about the next iterations because you know what else works if it's like an unwell production and they want to keep like the name flow in even though i don't think she's like looking for or ready for marriage let's marry hallie let's marry sally from southern charm i feel like she's ready to get married sally well i guess she's best friends with alex earl but that's sally as well oh that's sally but no she's also not ready to get sally carson she says she's ready for marriage yeah everyone says it yeah everyone says it nobody's got what it takes so that's the latest i the good news is the show is moving quickly.
12:53Claudia Oshry:You know, five girls went home. I think we have illuminations like all the time. There's only 14 girls left. Lovely. But he's supposed to get married at the end of the show. Well, I saw like on Instagram there was a wedding. And I won't spoil it, but I did. And Amanda Kloots officiated it. I know you love when celebrities officiate weddings. I don't like when, like literally, I only want a leader in your community. Like a religious leader, a community leader. Yeah. What about a parent? Nope. Jackie's very strict about when it comes to officiating weddings. Yeah. I don't want to say, I saw that Acquired's friend officiated her wedding.
13:27Claudia Oshry:So that's like the only thing. It's like the first negative thing you've seen. The only negative thing I've seen. Did you see her sister's speech? I did. Oh my God. I was crying before it started. I was very emotional. I agree. And how does she have so much riz? And she was very, she didn't say like, and she barely looked at her paper. And I just want to say to everyone who's ever going to make a speech at a wedding, like if you come up there with your fucking phone, to me, you could be giving like a speech written by Shakespeare beer and it's a piece of garbage paper is so elegant it's so old school i when someone comes up with the phone i'm like you hate the bride i thought the speech was like so well first i was just emo just thinking about this twindom and i guess they're each other's only sibling that's the vibe okay and i feel bad if there's another okay um and just the way she like said her speech it was just like a bunch of really emotional she wasn't like telling a story it was just like a bunch of one-liners and it was very cool she had like so much confidence and riz really do you know Also one more negative thing that I heard about the wedding.
14:23Her dress was Balenciaga, the maid of honor. I heard that. I skipped right over. And I do feel like those girls could fit into any dress. They could afford any dress. It's like we're really wearing Balenciaga.
14:32Claudia Oshry:Listen. But you know what? In a situation like that, like the best dress wins. Right? Like why should I suffer because you're a pedophile? I haven't seen her like advertise that, you know? Yeah, I saw her say it once and that was the first time. It's not like Balenciaga. Like Vera Wang, Vera Wang, Vera Wang, Vera Wang. Right. Not Balenciaga. Vera Wang gang. Vera Wang gang. Yeah. Or Mrs. Acquired and Inquired Incorporated. I just love those sisters. I really love them. Me too. And I feel like I've been sleeping on them until recently. Well, they were kind of like sleeper content creators too. Like they have been in the New York City influencer scene for a while.
15:03They were not the biggest. I feel like they were just like one. You know, there's like a group of New York City influencers. They all look the same, dress the same, do the same content.
15:10Claudia Oshry:That was the whole scandal. Yeah, and you know that girl, like she had valid points. Like they all just like drink coffee and do matcha workouts or whatever. And I feel like she woke up and she was like, I'm going to step my pussy up. And she literally did. And she brought her sister with her. And she just, like, makes better content. She dresses better. Like, she has a better editor. Like, everything. She just decided, like, I'm going to put these bitches on notice. And she is, in my opinion, like, the number one premier New York City influencer. Yes. Also, I remember. And she literally left them all in the dust.
15:37Claudia Oshry:I remember when her sister was working a corporate job, I think, at Goldman Sachs. Yeah, one of them, yeah. and Bridget and I never call her Bridget but in this case I have to because like there's two acquired so Bridget used to make videos of like my sister going to work they like live together and she made all those videos of her sister's outfits like going to her corporate job and she looked amazing well that's also then how the the sister of course like she came up with acquired but the sister really started her own thing because she was this like drop dead gorgeous bombshell working at Goldman Sachs and just making TikToks in the morning never at the office just like what I'm wearing to the corporate office today which I think actually a lot of people come to social media looking for like workplace outfit inspo um she eventually like started getting a lot of brand deals and it was you know time for her to leave her job at goldman i heard that she had to leave you can't do both yeah i don't know where i heard that but that is true thinking like oh she works at goldman sachs she should stay doing that and stay like of course but you're not allowed in most finance jobs um you are not allowed to make content like about your job at your office and then sometimes they'll go even further like you can't do any content like because I think it's like a conflict with certain clients.
16:39I don't know.
16:39Claudia Oshry:Okay, fine. So she had to make a decision. I guess it worked out for her. I feel like she made the right one. I guess it worked out for her. Yeah. So, yeah, the speech was great. It was so sweet. I'm loving like all the videos. They're making like also like great content from the wedding when she gave her a kiss on the cheek. Hilarious. She had lipstick on her cheek the entire summer. And like Acquired was like, should I keep posting or is it too much? Girl. Seriously, dump it now. I don't want to see content into three weeks from now. I'm having the itch for it now. Now I've got the taste. I would say there's not, no such thing is too much.
17:08Claudia Oshry:I'm loving every minute. Oh, I got more breakfast potatoes this morning. I just wanted to tell everyone about my potato journey. Would you like some? I had. Look how good. But I literally just had. ASMR. With my eggs. No. I don't think anybody. It literally tastes like McDonald's. I can't believe I've never been eating hash browns. They're from Goldberg's, by the way. We're not going to be in keep. It's like a local spot. But I want to say I don't think that they make these themselves. themselves. At the other Goldbergs? Okay, why don't you break in and see what they have? And I'm going to get them for my house.
17:38Claudia Oshry:I can't believe like, I've never had hash browns before. No, hash browns are so good. Because so many times when you go to a diner in the city and you get like hash browns or whatever, it's just like stringy ass potatoes. I do also like like that pancake type. Oh my god, hate. I like. To me that's most, it's offensive sometimes when like I make like breakfast on the weekends. Well, I always make eggs and sourdough, but like sometimes, once in a while, I'll make hash browns. Shout out for the comments, like what's a brand of like frozen that I could just like pop in the air fryer or whatever whatever people like you're not gonna like oh really like what's like no like weird stuff and you're no no I feel like this is so you guys know what I'm talking about like the square potatoes yeah you guys know what I'm talking about yeah what's the brand sound off in the comments um so yes so yes let's marry hearts I am engaging hearts and yeah we went to hell house yesterday I guess that's like the headline It's like a big shopping day.
18:30Claudia Oshry:It's like not a big deal, you know? Got a couple of cute tings. I got this little hairbrush that I'm going to use too. Yeah, Jackie was just like buying stuff like because she is a grown woman like with adult money. And she was like, yeah, sure. She's like, do you want a hairbrush? I'm like, no. I'm like, I think Kayla needs a new dress. Yeah, we were just like what Jackie was. I just love shopping. Like seriously, I just love it. Do you feel that way about shopping? No. Like a love? I just want to buy stuff. Oh my God, no. I just want to buy. I feel that way maybe in like a supermarket. it but no I really do not love shopping like when I got home and I saw I bought this hairbrush I was like why did I buy that I don't need a hairbrush now I have to use it maybe it's because like I'm in a phase where like I hate my body but I'm trying to think like even when I was snatched like did I love shopping no I like looking good of course and like I love loving my outfit uh-huh I don't really like want to put in the work to get there though so I'll just like remain a slob I understand I don't know it's just like it's such a high for me that's it's so important to I need to like go shopping, like be able to buy anything I want.
19:27Claudia Oshry:And then like somebody later that day goes and returns everything. Because it's not about the having. It's just about the getting. Yes. Yes. It's not about the having. It's about the acquiring. Because then I come home with all this shit. I'm like, what did I do? I know. And that's the thing about shopping. I don't even want to put it away. Right. I didn't need that. The hangers and the clip, the tags. And I didn't need it. Like, so that's what I should do. Yeah. Shop till I drop and then someone like secretly returns it. Because there is a service that like goes into your car and takes the bags.
19:53I love that.
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26:49Claudia Oshry:Thank you, T-U-R-T. You're welcome. Our first story, Alex Cooper is pushing back on Dave Portnoy's claim that she planned a sexual harassment allegation to exit Barstool. So a little back story. By the way, I knew none of this. Did you? I did. It was familiar, yes. Oh, my God, that's crazy. Dave, like, said this kind of made quite a large allegation against Alex Cooper in his book, which just came out. It was, like, New York Times bestseller. Yes. It came out in June. And he had said when he was recapping the call her daddy saga from his POV, he said that the girls had said that if Dave didn't let them out of their contract, they were going to allege that they were sexually harassed at barstool.
27:27Claudia Oshry:Like they'll make up assault claims. Yes. And I just want to say, like, if you knew those two bitches at the time, like if you were following their podcast or their YouTube, like they were crazy. Like that is 1000 percent something that they would have said. Like they were very. You know, Alex now she's like very woke. buttoned up oh my god those two bitches were insane like yes the i think the idea that like someone like alex hooper who we now know would ever do something like this is like preposterous no it's like very on brand with those two crazy bitches they were wild and out and also if you think about like barstool's reputation to its detractors people would have believed that yes um and them being like this like biggest female podcast and then allegations people would have eaten it up.
28:10Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, it's honestly like a, it's kind of a good threat. Like if you think about it, because it would have been believable at the time. So she went on CNBC to talk about her big deal. She's doing press for this investment we talked about yesterday. This$500 million from Patrick Whitesell, former Mr. Lawrence Sanchez-Bezos. And by the way, his company's called WTSL. Whitzel. Yeah. Obsessed. Like Whitesell. I'm obsessed. Whitzel. I love when people drop the consonants. Like your husband. He goes by Zwinrub. Zwinrub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zwinrub. I love it. so Andrew Ross Sorkin was the interviewer oh and slay to this random CNBC I don't think he's so random well I think he's maybe like well known and respected in like the finance investment space like I never heard of his show interviews in the New York for the New York Times I think I've never heard of him like is he brothers with Aaron no way are you sure oh I don't know but like that would be crazy I think that he is I just want to say I like when people like ask real questions I didn't know this was something we were waiting to hear from Alex Cooper on because again I did not know that this was a thing I had not heard this until yesterday um and they're not related I'm shocked she's coming on despite they have the same last name and they both grew up in Scarsdale oh that is weird yeah she's coming on for completely unrelated purposes and he pulls this out of his like back pocket I'm obsessed like these are the types of questions like you want your journalists to ask so Andrew Ross Sorkin brought up the claim that Dave made and asked her, you know, if that's true.
29:34Claudia Oshry:And she said, I've been pregnant, Andrew. I'm busy building a child. When he asked why she hadn't addressed the claim sooner. She continued, whenever I see Dave online, we all enjoy his banter. He's a very entertaining person and I have a very great and complicated relationship with Dave. He gave me my start in this industry and I will never not be grateful to him. Oh, and by the way, Patrick Weissel is just sitting there. That's Patrick? I thought it's the husband. No, I think it was Patrick. I saw him there too. No, I think it was Matt Kaplan. Really? Yeah, I haven't seen Patrick. That makes it better.
30:02Claudia Oshry:I didn't see them out and about with Patrick. I saw Patrick doing an interview with Alex. Oh, okay. But perhaps you're right. Sorry, you guys. As she went on, she admitted that she has not read Dave's book yet, but she pushed back on his account. She said, that's not how I remember it at all. Still, she didn't outright deny Dave's claim. She added, but I'm also like, Dave's got his version and I've got my version and we're all good. When she was asked by Aaron if she wanted to tell her version of the drama, she laughed and responded, no. I am in my mother era. I'm no drama right now, Andrew. We're here to talk business.
30:331 ,000 % she said it. That was basically an admission of guilt. I appreciate that she didn't lie. No, that's actually very true. I'm just trying to see. There's someone sitting next to her. It doesn't matter, but she was doing interviews with Patrick. I just saw he was talking about the creator economy. Sorry, I lost my train of thought. my one criticism here is like I do feel that when you're pregnant like you get special treatment sorry you do um but like she's like literally like throwing her pregnancy like like in front of the bus like I I didn't like her response in that way um although I do feel that pregnant women get a little bit of like protection like she shouldn't have had to answer that question but like it was asked you're doing press like especially in the last couple of months there's been like I feel like she doesn't really ever do press like sit down interview live style like business stuff like this stuff and it's all like it's fluff like number one female podcaster but this is like a live interview you can go kind of rogue and I feel like for all the times for her to do it like this is not the time she's this is the first time ever in her career where she's had like skeletons and like people like questions you would want to avoid yeah so I'm surprised
31:42Claudia Oshry:on CNBC like they're not going to really ask about Sophia and like the tea with Alex Earl yeah but This is a semi-business conversation to talk about how you left your former employer. I just felt like when she was asked, it felt like she was... I didn't see the rest of the interview, but the way she answered, it felt like she was so inconvenienced to be there. Like, Andrew, why am I talking to you? I'm like, you went on to this show. So I appreciate that she didn't lie. I would love to hear from Sophia because I feel like Sophia would be honest. Would own it. It is my personal belief that they 1 ,000 % said that.
32:16Also, when you write a book that's published by, like, a major publishing house, the legal team, like, does have to go over it with you extensively. Like, if you are going to be making claims, that's why a lot of people, like, say, unnamed. Like, you know, Jeanette McCurdy said the producer. Like, a lot of times you have to, like, pull stuff or make it. So for him to have said, like, they said this on this day makes me think that it's sort of, like, irrefutable.
32:35Claudia Oshry:Yeah, or that he has something to back that up. Right. I do believe that they 1 ,000 % said that. And then I just have to like mention, because when she said this, it was the first thing that came to mind when she said, you know, she's in her mother era and she wants no drama. She did start the Alex Earl drama in her mother era and brought on like the greatest drama of all time. It's a conflict. She's conflicting. So that's just not true in my head. But, you know, she doesn't want to answer the question. No, of course not. Who would? And she has a good excuse, you know, because really, what are you going to say?
33:08Claudia Oshry:even though Andrew did follow up and I think Andrew is very like persistent and prestigious in his field. So he doesn't have to be afraid. No, like I can't ask this. Like I think sometimes when you're asking like a salacious question, it's sort of like a gotcha. Like I also feel like sometimes when you ask your salacious question, like you get scared and then you don't follow up. You just like, I got it out. Yeah. Right. But then when he followed up and said, do you want to tell us your version? She was like, I don't Andrew. Yeah. I mean, I guess like to be brought down into this like internet drama when she's like, Like, she keeps trying to elevate out of, like, she tried to elevate out of Barstool.
33:40This is not internet drama. This is business drama. Like, Dave would be on CNBC himself. But she, like, doesn't want to go there with Dave. No. She does not want to cross him. Neither of them want to cross each other. Right. Although him putting that in the book is like.
33:53Claudia Oshry:Well, he wants to tell his story and sell his book. And he doesn't need to protect her, but he also doesn't need to make an enemy of her. And she feels the exact same about him. As she said, she has a great and complicated relationship with him. Yeah, I mean, her, it just sort of like goes against the image she's trying to build for herself and has been trying for all these years as like this, you know, female savior. But it's like, Barstool's just sort of like the polar opposite of everything Call Her Daddy has become. Call Her Daddy's like very mainstream, very like female focused. It's kind of woke, like, and Barstool's just like the total opposite.
34:29So it doesn't really like make sense for her anymore to like be friends with Dave and like have Dave on the pod, you know? I don't think he's been on the pod in there. In a while. No, and I actually think that their relationship is the most fractured it's ever been. But it's not there yet.
34:41Claudia Oshry:And the time for him to go on the pod would have been to promote this book. And he didn't. Yeah. Well, that would be like a weird place. Because he's talking about her in the book. It wouldn't. It wouldn't. Yeah. So there's definitely like, you know, they walk on eggshells a little bit. Yeah, but neither one of them wants to like start stuff. No. Even the way Dave was doing like Tea by the Sea about Alex v. Alex. Like he was not going there. He was not going there, and he wasn't really turning on either one of them. I think it's time for Sophia to chime in. I know. I know she's probably just waiting for her book to speak for itself, and I get wanting to push everything to that, but she kind of needs to speak up.
35:16Yeah, because I feel like she would cop to it. 1 ,000%. You guys, there's not even a question to me of whether or not they said it. They obviously did. They were so nutty. They were. They were so young.
35:28Claudia Oshry:And I think it's like people can change. We actually have a story at the end of the show about Whitney Levitt. And I was just thinking about, I don't know why, like how she was like the Neku dancing mom. She was the Neku dancing mom, yeah. And now she is like the most prestigious Broadway actress. And like people can change. And so I have no issue with Alex having been one person at Barstool and growing up and becoming a different person. It's just this is like a new bit of information that she has to answer for from that time when like I do think for the most part she's distanced herself and, you know, said how she's grown and she's not like that anymore.
35:59Claudia Oshry:But now it's like, yeah, you got to go back there. The thing is, is when she left Barstool, like, nobody really questioned her. And so she was able to, like, successfully transition to this girl boss. And now you guys are all asking her questions about five years ago. And it's like, I hate when people do that. But it's like, nobody asked at the time. At the time. Like, they just sort of let her get by, like, throwing her friend under the bus, shooting her friend in the back. And so now, yeah, all these things are coming up. And it's, like, not convenient because she has moved on. And she is pregnant.
36:24It's, like, not relevant. But nobody was really questioning her at the time. So it's like, well, somebody needs to ask at some point. but like now's not really the time.
36:30Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But she's on the show and the book just came out and if you don't want to answer questions, don't do live interviews. Don't do a live interview right now until I understand like not wanting to bring on drama in your pregnancy. She's also I think in her third, I don't know. Late second trimester. Because she's traveling. She has gestational diabetes. Yeah. You do not want stress. So I understand when she says like I'm not courting drama right now. I hear, I agree. I'm keeping it light and I'm keeping it moving. Agreed. And I'm taking the dog. However, recorded drama. Recorded drama back. You did start this whole thing.
37:01Claudia Oshry:But that was before the pregnancy ramped up. You know, things change. And she does have GD, and that's very difficult. Extremely. I know, because Dana had it. So if you want me to make you a loaf of sourdough, Alex, I would love to. Yeah, fun fact, you can have sourdough. You can have sourdough. Dana lived off my sourdough. It's the only thing you can eat. You can't even eat fruit. I'll give you some of my starter and my recipe that I just wrote down. She would love that. I would love that. And she would love that. So yeah, I thought that was interesting. Interessant. Next story, a little biz news.
37:29Claudia Oshry:And sports news. The Lakers have been sold to ex-Disney chief Bob Iger and Carly Closs' husband, Josh Kushner, for a record-making$12 billion. Actually, lots of sports news. I don't know if you saw also yesterday, the Yankees sold to private equity. It's like the first time private equity has been involved. What's private equity? I don't know. People were saying it's a big deal because private equity. Is that a company? No, private equity is like an industry. Right, it's sold to an industry. No, but it's sold to a big firm in the industry. Quotes out to private equity Yeah Whatever that means Well Who was the guy Who owned the Lakers Who had the girlfriend Donald Sterling Do you remember him?
38:05And they did that Like really crazy interview He was like this 80 year old man And she was like 25 And it was just like There was a time Where you couldn't Open a newspaper Or a magazine Without it being All about Donald Sterling And that was like One of the better times Of my personal life
38:18Claudia Oshry:It sounds familiar Right? Yeah But an ownership group Led by Josh Kushner And Bob Iger Is purchasing the franchise for the LA Lakers for over$12 billion, ESPN reported. The news comes less than a year after Mark Walter bought the team from the Buss family for then$10 billion, so very profitable for Mr. Walter. It's also crazy that at one point, one singular— I feel like now we hear a lot about groups buying teams because they're getting so expensive, but to be a singular family to own, that's such a sleigh. It is, and a great investment. Yeah, of course. Bob and Josh said in a statement, As lifelong NBA fans.
38:53Is Jared not there too? I saw the picture. Like he was there too. In just the picture.
38:57Claudia Oshry:I'm not seeing anything about Jared. Oh, okay. Yeah. Not seeing anything about him in this deal. As lifelong NBA fans, we are deeply honored for the opportunity to become stewards of the LA Lakers, one of the most iconic sports franchises in the world. We have immense respect for the leadership and vision of Jerry and Jeannie Buss. I guess they're also staying on as like governor of the team. The Buss? I saw something that said like Jeannie Buss will stay on as governor. Slay Jeannie. Our long-term commitment is to build on that foundation, compete at the highest level, and serve this extraordinary team, its fans, and the city of L.A.
39:26Claudia Oshry:Great. What do you think is the most – I feel like we've had this conversation before. I'm having deja vu. The most valuable sports team in America? Because I remember you saying you think it was the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, but I don't know if that was just NFL. But what do you think is more valuable, a football team or a basketball team? I feel like football. Because the stadiums are bigger. But there's so many less games. But, like, yeah, I do. So then it would be the Cowboys. What is the most valuable sports team in America? Question mark. Any league.
39:56It might be the Lakers right now because they were just valued at 12. Right. Oh, wait. Dallas Cowboys. Most valuable. That's insane. They stink. Like, why? So, oh, yeah. They're saying 13 bill. For the Cowboys. For the Cowboys. This Forbes list has not been updated because number two was 11 billion for the Golden State Warriors. I guess now Lakers are number two. Or Golden State Warriors are worth more now. or Golden State Warriors.
40:18Claudia Oshry:Why are the Cowboys so valuable again? Why are you asking me? You're like the Dallas girl. Chet doesn't have it there. Okay, wait, but let me just say. So it goes, number one is an NFL team. It's mostly NFL or NBA. There's not one NHL team. I stand by what I said earlier in the week that the NHL is not mainstream. Just football and basketball. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Tied for, because I thought the Yankees. Tied for 10th place is the Chicago Bears, which is NFL, with the New York Yankees. Okay. Which is$8.2 billion. And baseball has a lot of games and still not as valuable. I know. One thing about me, like I would never want to be a baseball player.
40:52You're never home. You have more games than any other league. But you do get paid, I think, more than others. But I don't know why I have the impression like baseball players like have happy lives and marriages and families. Oh, I don't have that vibe at all. Really? Like I think there are definitely like happy people. I'm not saying that. But like I think that if you're like a wag and you're a baseball wag, like you're jealous of the football and basketball. Actually, basketball is a lot of games.
41:15Claudia Oshry:Maybe you have a hard schedule. Like a lot of them are married. A lot of them are married and stay married. Yeah. And there's not as much drama. Like the NFL, the NBA is so much relationship turnover. No, I think that like there is, but it's again, it's like not. But when I think about like the celebrity baseball relationships, Kate Upton. There are a couple. Who? Kate Upton. Kate Upton, Joanna Garcia Swisher. Your friend Pete and his wife have a beautiful, beautiful life. And Jeter, Hannah Jeter. Hannah Jeter. I believe that. Although a lot of those relationships happened after. Like Derek and Hannah Gita were after.
41:49Claudia Oshry:That's the only one. Yeah. Kate Upton, yeah, she went to the World Series. I think that Jesse James Decker's sister, Sydney's husband, was a baseball player. Also, baseball teams are really big. There are a lot of random, unknown players. Yeah, you can hire somebody in the league. You've never heard of their husband, you know? In the league of a picturesque ridge. Lies a small, unpretentious one. Yeah. Yeah, so if I had it my way, I would... I mean, you have to deal with the CTE and having a brain-dead husband. But football, I think, is the most flex. Yeah. It's 18 games. You have to consider CTE.
42:27Absolutely you have to consider CTE. Same with hockey. And then your man comes home without a tooth. What about Gakaba? I think it has to be basketball. But basketball is 82 games.
42:36Claudia Oshry:Okay. Good. Your man's working. He's out. It's true. It's important for men to have hobbies. It's important for them to get out of the house. 1000%. And I guess like 40 of those games. Maybe that's why baseball is so successful. Yeah, because it's like over 100. They're always working. Like, they don't have time to be bored. I don't know. This is the devil's workshop. It's true. Never forget it. I can't, like, sit next to a box of potatoes and not eat them. I'm sorry. I know I'm breaking, like, the cardinal rule of eating. I'll read the story and you eat. How's that? Hargie. Our next story so we can finally get through the story is some more sports news.
43:07Claudia Oshry:Travis Kelsey is calling the wedding night the best night of his life. So we haven't got photos or nuttin yet. But Travis Kelsey did a little press conference, which isn't like a big deal because that's what players do. And they're at like training camp. Yeah, you always like sit and like talk to the press. And he had a couple of like cute sound bites. He obviously called Taylor his wife at one point because she is. He said it was a fun offseason, man. Wedding was the best night of my life. And I appreciate everybody who came out and celebrated and had fun with us. Kelsey said it was a crazy night and that the evening was full of a lot of celebration.
43:39Claudia Oshry:before telling reporters he's now turning his focus to, quote, football baby. Well, you better because you didn't even make the playoffs last year. So cute. Like, that's your wife, allegedly, because we've never seen a picture. He also talked extensively about how, like, it was literally his dream. He can't believe he got married at Madison Square Garden. Like, the history of sports there, like, it just meant so much. Him, obviously, he said they were looking for somewhere really private. Like, he's so grateful to everybody who let him do it there. But, like, it was so special for him to be there because, like, his dream was to go to a Knicks playoff game.
44:05Taylor ended up going. but they did go to a Knicks playoff game. I think a lot of people thought that they were there like to support the Cleveland Cavaliers because they're from Cleveland but I'm kind of getting the sense now that like they were there for the Knicks. Perhaps. Because he said like I've always wanted to go to a Knicks playoff game.
44:19Claudia Oshry:I think they were probably there for the Clevelands because he is from there and Knicks fans couldn't sit courtside even though they weren't dressed as Knicks fans. No, they could have if they wanted to. Well, I guess they're not public Knicks fans. You know, like Timothy could never sit courtside even if he didn't wear Knicks. Taylor kind of is. Like she has historically been like. No, but I think they just assume because of Travis, like they're safe. Right, right. No, they got in like through a back door. Yeah. But no, that is, that is true and cool. Cause even though like he's obviously a football player, you know, a lot of men and young men and boys, like they love sports growing up.
44:52Claudia Oshry:Right. You know, so like Madison Square Garden is still super cool. It's the mecca of sports. Even if you're a football player. Right. And you think of all the things that have happened there besides football, like boxing, Muhammad Ali, like it's, it's kind of like us getting married at like. like wisteria lane exactly i would fucking love to get married like walking down the street oh my god how gorgeous it's like the most picturesque ridge like i by the way i didn't even realize my dream wedding venue was wisteria lane yeah i feel like you totally can when you renew your vows like right in front of gabby so lee's house is that where you would do it uh let me think no they actually have like this park in the center of like where edie's house is there's like a cul-de-sac with i think it would be there and there's like a pergola yeah yeah and then we'd like drape it in hydrangeas and like greenery it sounds really beautiful yeah it does time to find a boyfriend and everyone could like stay it would be destination oh my god it's like a b &b even though you know the inside of those houses are empty they're just like well i'm sure like on the lot there's a great idea unlimited budget so like just what about like just paramount studios and we take over the whole lot i actually think they have a lot of like big black tie events there not to like you know make everything about me but when i was like on my last day at mass singer on the fox lot i had to be there at night and they were like setting up there was a huge i think somebody was having like their 50th birthday party there like you can just rent it if you're like a rich person like and it's just like a big lot yeah i wasn't invited but that renewal for sure that renewal are you ready for our fourth story i am not because it is our fourth story that's brought to you by armra what happens when your health becomes the punchline from seed oils to stress, toxins to pollutants, the modern world is screwing with our health at the cellular level, leading to sluggishness, bloating, accelerated aging, and more.
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51:29Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Slash Turt. You're welcome. Our fourth story, Meghan Markle suffers an awkward exchange with David Foster in a viral video. So Meghan Markle attended the 40th anniversary gala for the David Foster Foundation in Victoria. Which looked just magical. In Victoria, Canada on Friday. In footage circulating on social media, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex both greeted David on the red carpet. Meghan even reached out her arm to him, but David walked straight past her. and then before David and Catherine and Meghan and Harry like took a group photo we know that they're all good like they've actually been like long time friends when I feel like the first time we ever spotted them out when Meghan and Harry came to Calabasas or wherever they live Montecito and we were like who are they gonna be friends with like the Kardashians Ellen like the first time they were ever seen with anyone it was like David and Catherine Foster I do believe that there's like no bad blood the video is just like genuinely unfortunate and sad the thing is like she just seriously can't catch a break like it's so awkward And I don't think there's, I don't think there's like a great love and relationship between the two couples.
52:33No, but I think they're all copacetic.
52:34Claudia Oshry:I actually don't see them getting along. But I don't think David meant to snub her. I think he just has his head in the clouds. I mean, it's like a big event for him. There's like a lot going on. Yeah, I don't really think he was like looking, I guess. But like, how do you not know that that's Prince Harry? And then obviously Meghan with him. No, and like David Foster, you could say like he's senile or whatever. He's very with it. Because I saw on Aaron Foster's Instagram. He's not senile. No, he's not. He's just like an older gentleman. man but like he put on this huge like concerto he's like you can't be senile no but he might be like not attuned to his surroundings you know his face blindness like you know what people some people just have their head in the clouds like oh yeah i'm taking pictures on this carpet like i'm not paying attention i'm not like caught up on celebrities if they're not close personal friends and like he doesn't know megan mark we are giving a lot of grace but like but like only because we know them to be historically friends not even because of that but just because i think like a lot of times red carpet exchanges like are overblown here it's here you want to see it i just need to study it because I actually just think it could be a situation where he's just like walking around taking pictures he's not really like celeb focused right no it's like Catherine comes in between gives a hug okay so I feel that it could also be like they were coming in for a hug but I think like he interpreted it as just like saying hello and walking by do you know what I mean but then he's coming for the picture he came to take a picture with them she is maybe he like went to get no he's still there no maybe sorry I meant Catherine maybe he went to get Catherine like on the other side.
53:57Claudia Oshry:Watch this video. Oh, mine's more zoomed in. I haven't seen the reals version. Yeah, so they're like, hey, get in the middle and he walks right by. Catherine.
54:10You know, maybe people are just particular about their sides, you know? Like maybe David Foster is a lefty, you know? And they wanted him in the middle. He said, I want to be on the end, you know?
54:19Claudia Oshry:Maybe. I just think he didn't really realize like who he was like walking past. I think he was just like getting it done. I'm sure he doesn't like love red carpets and pictures. I'm not looking into this. I don't think that he dislikes her. I don't think they would like come, even though they go to the strangest things, but I don't think they would come all this way to Victoria. No. And I think that like the internet like dives so deep into a lot of her stuff and like it's worthy. This is not worthy. Like genuinely leave the woman alone. Because this is when she's like the internet hate, the bullying, like this is what she's talking about.
54:45But like no, with love, Megan, like we need to talk about.
54:47Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I don't think this is like bullying. No, but it's just like it sets a narrative that like Megan and Harry are not liked. But it's not just like, Like, these things don't just happen to her. Like, we were just talking about, like, Leighton Meester and Ariana Grande. Yes. It's just human. It's life as a human. Human. So, yeah. Life on Earth. You have to just, you can't have any faux pas on a red carpet. We're going to dissect it, and it's not specific to Meghan Markle. And it's not, like, your fault, you know? No, but it's not, like, she's the only one who gets picked apart for stuff like this.
55:14Claudia Oshry:But she gets it more. It's just stuff like this happens to her. She gets it a lot. Fuck you for that. But I think, also, it's, like, we expect other reception to Meghan Markle. And I think she expects that the reception is going to be like a princess. A red carpet and a marching band. But at this point, she's just like everyone else. She's just a celebrity. She's just like everyone else. But I think she like walks through the world like where are the rose petals being thrown in front of me? And then when it doesn't happen, she's standing there just holding the bag. And it creates an awkward moment.
55:45Claudia Oshry:Yeah, it does. Most people aren't like looking for like a grand reception. Yeah, right. But most people aren't the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Our fifth and final story. Whitney Liavit reveals she's returning to Broadway to star in Just In Time after breaking box office records in Chicago. So Whitney has her next Broadway show lined up. Does Just In Time ring a bell to you? That's what I was telling you about. Remember? Because I said your favorite movie is Beyond the Sea with Bobby Darin. Do you remember this conversation? Margot. Yes, Trace's favorite movie is Beyond the Sea. So that's the play about.
56:20Margot should go see it. me and Margot actually have chatted many times I wanted to go see and every time we talk about the toast the show reaches out they're like come come I just can't get my ass to Times Square but like I will go for Whitney Lovett maybe for Whitney Lovett so she's playing a role that's actually played by a lot of celebrities Sarah Hyland was in it I think she started with um oh Jonathan Groff he was Bobby Darin like everyone was obsessed and honestly the fact that I didn't see it with Jonathan Groff like I really don't want to see it with anyone else Matthew Morrison did a brief like two-week stint as Bobby Darin um and the girl from the pit she's so annoying what's her name she's the one who like never does her charts i don't remember any of their names she has played this role up until recently she did like a huge um stint on broadway so i guess whitney's replacing her oh okay it's unclear who the bobby is i i sort of
57:05Claudia Oshry:feel like who's the bobby no it's not jonathan groff he so many i think it's um jeremy jordan that was like the last person i saw doing it and i'm sorry like jeremy jordan i'm sorry all the clips I've seen like there is one Bobby Darin it's Jonathan Groff splish splash it's all about the bath I went up there's like also a viral TikTok dance like I know everything it's like you need I'm so glad you know everything because I know nothing um no this is a big deal for Whitney I would have been like she's in a random show how do you top Chicago she's on her way out the thing is it's a little random now when it first debuted with Jonathan Groff no but like when it first debuted it was like Hamilton with I'm sure but since then like you know it's just another show on Broadway but like she'll be great and she'll attract people it's a big one yeah you're gonna go I went and put my dancing shoes on yeah yeah yeah with Jeremy Jordan Jeremy Jordan yeah can you believe that um Mr.
57:56Shoe did it I can't believe Jesse St. James it's literally the Glee the Glee project well the Glee is the Broadway project yeah right like in another life had I been a little bit older like I would have went on the Glee project and that's good
58:09Claudia Oshry:that you didn't because I just don't think you'd be where you are today no and I don't think that like I should have been a part of the Glee cast like they're extremely problematic you're one woman well two woman show who's the second you oh right I think like my dual personalities like it's a two-woman show over here yeah so when he did this like big sit down what with people magazine yes and that's what had me thinking like it's never too late to start reinvent yourself and just because you've done something or made a mistake or whatever like you can come back from it bigger and better i totally agree and that's like a philosophy like i as a human being both you know professionally and personally really champion like start over do something new it's as if it never happened me too yeah i mean i don't even think about whitney dancing in the right and you have to stop saying it like that but when we by the way nico is an abbreviation so there's no proper pronunciation.
59:03Claudia Oshry:It's not an abbreviation. It's a... Acronym. It's an acronym. So there's no... There's no pronunciation. There's no Niko. Niko. Niko. When we used to recap Secret Lives, like the early seasons, we always had to keep it in mind. We always did. It was just top of mind. Agreed. It is out of my mind now. Agreed. And you know what's in my mind now? She has successfully eclipsed. What's in her mind now? Fuck you for that. I've been seeing a lot of clips of them promoting the song. So I've heard like the iTunes version. It's atrocious. Like it's actually worse than the live performance. And I've seen more angles, more like parts of the song.
59:38And I feel like I agree with you that like somebody from Salam House should get into music. Like we owe Demi and Bret an apology because True Colors, Demi's version, is 50 times better than like what Miranda's putting out. And I don't want to like, you know, make fun of the girl who's putting herself out there creatively. But I just don't think that this is right for her. It's really bad.
59:56Claudia Oshry:I am going to like still be patient with her because I don't think it's the worst idea. However, like the comments yesterday were cracking me up that we were being far too nice. Yeah. I think I just wanted it to be good. So like that's what I saw. But I also, the more I thought about it, it's actually insane that she's singing in an accent. When she doesn't have an accent. When she doesn't have an accent. And then when we were in the car on the way home, we were listening to like a lot of like Ella Langley. And like she's kind of ruining Ella Langley because it does start to feel like a costume.
1:00:26Yeah, it's true. And it's like, my culture is not a costume.
1:00:29Claudia Oshry:You can't sing in an accent that you don't have. Fuck you for that. And if it were like a different culture that she were appropriating, like people would be offended. Right. Like what if she was up there singing like an Indian accent? All sorts of accents that you shouldn't take on if you don't have them. And are we sure she doesn't have roots in the South? Even if she does, she doesn't have an accent. Right. And to that I say, fuck you for that. I cannot. For that. For that. I really can't stop. I think today's emoji should be the middle finger. And also, every time she makes a TikTok about it.
1:01:02Claudia Oshry:We need to stop doing emojis. The fact that yesterday wasn't the teddy bear. Like, there's something wrong with us. Why teddy bear? Oh, whatever. It's more of it. But I just want you guys to realize, like, that's how bad we can't even see our own show once it's in the rear view. I also just want to say every TikTok I've seen of her, like, promoting it. She keeps everything. She's, like, with both. Fuck you. It's so cringe. Like, I can't. Today's emoji is the middle finger. She's also going to need more songs. let's get some more songs going an EP let's get some more songs that is the show those are the past five and the middle finger emoji even though that's going to be like hurtful and probably people will get blocked right no let's say no one's going to get blocked they'll be like all the hidden words whatever like let's see yeah we're like renegades we host like an NSFW pod thank you guys so much for listening to the Justin Miner Morning Show we deliver the fast stories you need to every Monday the Friday on YouTube so watching us on YouTube please subscribe to subscribe to this video thumbs up we're also available as podcast where podcast we found so it's Spotify iTunes YouTube your public career I bet a beautiful starting a weekly town to be I hope you guys have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow love ya bye
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