Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

14 Mar 2025 · 1 h 6 min

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Podcast Episode Summary: The Toast - Female Founder Friday: March 14th, 2025

Episode Overview In this episode of *The Toast* hosted by Jackie and Claudia Oshry, the sisters discuss a variety of pop culture topics, including Meghan Markle's new podcast, celebrity controversies, and television news. The episode features segments on what's happening in the entertainment world, personal anecdotes, and concludes with the "Queenie and Weenie of the Week" segment.

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Key Topics Discussed

  1. Meghan Markle's New Podcast
  2. Podcast Launch: Meghan Markle launches "Confessions of a Female Founder" with Lemonada Media.
  3. Concept: The podcast will feature candid conversations with female founders discussing their journeys, struggles, and successes.
  4. Critique:
  5. Jackie expresses disappointment over the title and concept, calling it "cringe" and reflective of a "toxic Internet hustle culture."
  6. The assumption that the podcast will focus too much on Meghan's own narrative rather than being authentically driven by her guests.
  1. Wendy Williams' Interview on The View
  2. Details: Wendy discusses her current conservatorship and expresses frustration over the term "incapacitation."
  3. Comparison: The discussion draws parallels to Britney Spears’ conservatorship experience, critiquing the societal implications of such legal constraints on women.
  1. *Ted Lasso* Season 4 Confirmation
  2. Announcement: Season 4 of *Ted Lasso* is confirmed with Jason Sudeikis returning along with a focus on a women's soccer team.
  3. Discussion:
  4. The implications of promoting women's soccer in light of the ongoing cultural push for equality in sports.
  5. Acknowledgment that while Ted Lasso’s previous seasons were well-received, the last season was seen as underwhelming.
  1. Jason Isaacs' Prosthetic Use in *White Lotus*
  2. Discussion: A humorous examination of the use of prosthetics in film and television, particularly concerning nudity and the differing standards for male and female actors.
  3. Question Raised: Why do men have the option of using prosthetics while women don't have similar options for nudity?
  1. Chet Hanks' Acting Advice from Tom Hanks
  2. Revelation: Chet Hanks shares advice from Tom regarding professionalism in acting but the advice is seen as basic and not particularly insightful.

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Queenie and Weenie of the Week

  • Queenie of the Week: Jackie chooses a lighthearted figure who has provided joy and laughter, although not specified in detail.
  • Weenie of the Week:
  • San Francisco 49ers: Criticized for dropping Kyle Juszczyk.
  • Love is Blind Season: Viewed as disappointing and filled with unlikeable contestants, reflecting poorly on the show's direction.

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Conclusion The episode wraps up with a reminder of the diverse issues discussed, highlighting the blend of serious topics with light-hearted commentary reflective of the hosts' personalities. The episode serves as both entertainment and a critique of pop culture, showcasing the sisters' unique perspectives on current events.

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Additional Notes

  • The episode emphasizes the hosts' camaraderie and ability to tackle serious subjects while maintaining a humorous tone.
  • Listeners are encouraged to engage by sharing their thoughts on the discussed topics, particularly Meghan Markle's new podcast and the recent controversies surrounding various celebrities.

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0:02good morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your host it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing welcome back to the oh no hold on welcome back to the no welcome back to the no hold on okay should we just start like that's funny sure okay hey jacks how you doing i'm I'm doing good. I'm doing sweaty. I have had such a busy morning. I literally ran off of a fire truck to come record the show because we are at a party this morning and it was one of my favorite kinds of events, which is touch a truck, which is not something.

0:54Apparently this is like a category of child's party. I'd never heard of it. A touch a truck party. Yeah, like a touch a truck event where a local place will invite all the great trucks to come and the kids can touch a truck. And I would have never understood why that's amazing before having sons. But let me tell you, the trucks were touched. Okay. And I was touched vis-a-vis the trucks. I also had like a crazy morning, but not even close. I washed and blew out my hair because we had like two extra hours since you were out touching trucks. We're recording a little bit late. So it was like kind of the perfect time for me to wash my hair this week.

1:31I'm broken. like I am dead yeah no I'm I'm a bit broken from carrying the two on top of a full like working digger that was major the fire also known as an excavator correct oh yeah but they don't the kids don't call it that because no I know unless you're you know unless anybody listening to this show like doesn't have kids and they don't know what a digger is I didn't know what that was either like it's an excavator the yellow cat the yellow cat exactly um the fire truck though had pargy AC So I want to shout out to the fire truck because the others did not. So it was really fun. If you ever find yourself able at a TAT event available to attend a touch a truck, I would highly recommend it.

2:14Are they colloquially known as Tate's tuck a truck event? Oh, no. Maybe they're Tats. Touch a trucks. Or Tate's tuck a truck. Wait, what are we saying? Touch a truck events. Perhaps. Events, events. I want to go to events. Invite me to your touch a truck events. Invite me to your touch a truck events. We will come there and we will touch them trucks. We will touch them. It's also just like, I know it's a weird word, touch. But that's exactly what it is. All kids want to do is touch trucks. They want to look at them. They want to be up close. And this provides that opportunity. It's Friday and that's fabulous, obviously.

2:56But it definitely feels like a weird kind of Friday because I don't want to like let down the SCQ. Southern Charm community. But Jackie, for the first time, didn't watch Southern Charm. You know what? I had to force myself not to watch Southern Charm last night because I knew that today's episode, we were either going to be doing it really early or late. And I didn't want to feel compelled to do a Southern Charm recap and make the show a Nalafi. When we don't have time for a Nalafi, it might be a Nassafi or a Narafi. We have time today for a Nalafi though. Like now, now that we decided to record late.

3:27That's true. I feel like it'll be a Narafi, a nice regular episode for you. You can't predict these things, though. No, it's a nice regular one for you. Or it could be Narafi, a nice regular episode for you. Yes, so I held back. And also, I was just on my phone last night. I got home late because we were out to dinner. And I just, it wasn't in the cards for me. So I'm sorry to the small and mighty Southern Charm community. I do want to know what the barber told Ryan. that told Leva, that told JJ, that JJ said to the barber. I do want to know. Wait, I'm sure you don't know about this, but Leva has found herself in some drama on TikTok that made its way.

4:06And it has nothing to do with the show. It has to do with her restaurant. Because her restaurant has its own show, Southern Hospitality. She opened a new place, Zachary's Zachary's. Are you familiar? Zachary's Zachary's? Yeah. Who's Zachary? No clue. And so somebody posted a review, and normally a restaurant review on TikTok, nobody cares. But when they realized it was Leva's restaurant, it became this like huge channel. I'm really not clear on the details, but she's being accused of like elitism. I think maybe a little bit of racism as well for enforcing a dress code. I'm not 100 % sure. I found myself in the middle of the Zachary's Daquiri's drama.

4:39And like, I seriously, I, you know what I said to myself? I said, how did we get here? How do we get out? And I just like kept scrolling, but just want to let you know, she's kind of going through it. Interesting. You haven't provided enough color. So I don't really know. I don't have it. I don't have it to provide. I don't really know what she's going through. I'm not with, she's going, She's got her restaurant set going through a big scandal. She'll be OK. Yeah. You know, they're like review bombing it. She'll be fine. But that's that's annoying. But that's like that's just what it is when you launch businesses off of reality TV or social media.

5:10Like it's the tides, rising tides, raise all shides, low tides, lower all shides. The vibes today might be off one because there's no SCQ, but also because I chose the stories. Jack's is super busy and I feel like I kind of did an amazing job. What did you think when you opened them up? So it's funny. Some of them were the obvious ones. Like, of course, Megan's Lemonada. Lemonada, schmemonada. It's Lemonada O 'Clock. Like, I'm tingling. I need to. It's Female Founder Friday. OK, it is Female Founder Friday. Of course, we were going to talk about that. And then you chose actually a lot of TV stuff.

5:49Yeah, I did end up on Deadline.com. No, this literally feels like an episode of like TV Guide. Like here's. It was a lot of news about television. No, I know. I wonder if I would have come to the same conclusions. But I love it. I love it. We'll just. You will love it. But then yell at you for a day. Yeah, right. I will love it. It's a lot of pressure choosing a story. So if you didn't like it today, it was all Jackie. No, it was all co-jurves. I know everyone like loves to clap. It's an art choosing stories. It is. It's hard. Some things that like you think we should choose a story. Like it's just not meaty.

6:21Like, you know what I mean? There's not enough to like converse about. But also like sometimes I have to really, I know when to put forth like internet stuff that I want to talk about. Right. And like that I can explain to you and some of our, you know, beloved Gen X listeners. And the other week there was something going on on the internet that people were like really shook we weren't talking about. I'm sure you don't even know about it. What? It was like this rap battle beef between Alabama Barker and Bad Baby the Cash Me Outside girl. I do know about it. Now, I want to tell you guys, I know nothing about it other than what I just said, that Travis Barker's daughter, Alabama, who's like a social media influencer and who's like 16, is beefing with the Cash Me Outside Dr.

7:02Phil girl, who has become a pretty well-respected rapper. And like a wealthy woman. Yes, yes. She's a woman of means. Beyond that, I actually couldn't get myself to learn more about the drama. I have standards for myself. You know what I mean? And like that is information I actually don't want to know. I don't think it's good for my brain. I don't think it's good for the baby. Yeah. No, I have a life. I have friends and family and I just don't need to be spending my time doing that. I can't. Also like Tyga was involved in some way. I was. You see, I don't know. I don't care to know. Like that is something I actually chose.

7:37I would like to be excluded from this narrative. Wait, speaking of the baby, I did something really crazy last time. The bad baby? No. The bad baby? I went to bed and I was just like, you know when you like get in your head about something Like, you know it's fake, but, like, the more you think about it, like, you convince yourself that that's the reality. I'm like, oh, I really haven't, like, felt the baby kick, like, all day. You know, like, I know I felt one in the bath, but, like, usually, like, like, these days, like, I can feel the baby a lot. So then, like, I was dreaming about, like, the lack of kicks, and then I woke myself up at four in the morning, and I was, like, fully convinced that something was wrong.

8:07Like, nothing was wrong. I was, like, laying in bed, Googling how to feel the baby kick. I laid in bed for four hours on my left side, like, tapping the belly. Sorry, not for four hours. Four in the morning for one hour until I felt three kicks. Like I was having the craziest like psychosis in the night. And I was like telling you, I felt nothing in my belly. I felt like I was like back on Ozempic. Like I felt like skinny as a needle. Oh, I'm sorry for that experience for you. It was terrible. It was terrible. The tricks the mind plays. Yeah. And I got terrible sleep because of it. Yeah, I'm sorry.

8:42But this morning he was like, I'm here. Right. Right. Well, maybe it was just trying to give you like a restful sleep. Most people complain the baby only kicks in the night. It was too restful. It was too restful. Things were too quiet. Yeah, but that's actually kind of nice. Like very considerate. I feel like it bodes well for his personality. Like he's very much a people pleaser. Jackie, let me tell you, I almost took myself to the emergency room. Like that's how like I was like really convincing myself something was wrong. Yeah. And it's like, I think that happens a lot to people. And then you also hear stories where like someone's like, I knew something was wrong.

9:10And so I went to the hospital. Yes. And you're supposed to like trust that instinct. How many times do we know something is wrong and nothing is wrong? I know. I know. And I was like, if I just, and I was like going to text Dr. Fox. Like I really, and I'm glad that I didn't. Cause like, it's like nothing happened, but I don't know. I just like had a feeling, but my feeling was wrong. He would have just told you to come in the morning and just get on the monitor and like, you'll see the kicks and they'll send you home. Yeah. All I was going to say was a fitful night's rest. I think they deal with that often.

9:39I think a lot of girls take themselves to the emergency room and are like, like trusting their intuition. Yeah. Just being like, making sure there's a baby in there. It's like, there's so much trust, you know? In? Pregnancy. Like, the fact that there is a baby in there, you know? Yeah. Like, according to who? The monitors, the lack of period. No, but when you haven't been, like, in between your doctor's appointments. Yeah, I mean. It's like, according to who?

10:05God.

10:09Yeah. Yeah. Profound. Thank you. Other than that, have you had a splendid evening? Yeah, I finished Running Point on Netflix. I felt like maybe it was one or two episodes too long. Okay. But you know that's me. I like short things. You'll get to share your thoughts because you chose a Running Point story. I did choose a Running Point story, and that wasn't because, like, selfishly I just finished it. I actually was wondering the content of the story. I was wondering if Chet Hanks got any acting advice from his father, Tom. And you know what? Page Six is going to let us know today. I think what is that probably like third or fourth story fodder right fifth stay tuned for the stay tuned for the details you don't want to miss this coming right up after the break after the break oh yeah that's so beautiful well I also have to sing so it's like not perfect but it is time for the fast five stories you need to know you do do do do I know you mean when you say like some days it's not like it doesn't flow naturally I feel like you just forced that like I did because you literally like held a gun to my head.

11:12I bet you over and spanked you. Yeah. You know what? You don't have to do it anymore. Thank you so much. Only when it feels right. Only when it feels right. Okay. I'm doing something else. We've got the fast five stories for you after the break. Hit it coach. And the break. The break is now brought to you by Smart Mouth. After our work. After our work from our sponsors. Yes. Smart Mouth is the only mouthwash scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day. So Smart Mouth prevents bad breath 12 times longer than the leading brand. And it's basically confidence in a bottle.

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14:14That's Alara Health dot com slash toast. Alara Health dot com slash T-O-A-S-T. Thank you, T-U-R-T. You know what? Not to sound like Ben having like an Eastern medicine thought. An Eastern moment. the eastern moment but does anybody ever realize that the word meditation is medication without the c yeah well no i haven't but yeah but it's kind of powerful when you think about it right why don't you swap out your medication for some for some meditation so i think about so about the c for the t correct um and that's what being dyslexic that's the type of like really intellectual thoughts you're gonna get from a girl who reads ads who is definitely dyslexic i definitely like when i read these ads the words are just like all over the page it's a lot reading i'm definitely living with dyslexia oh that's really wonderful you should explore that because i know i piper no no i don't want to explore it i i live to have like six undiagnosed medical conditions i have I also live for six diagnosed.

15:25Coccidinia. It's changed as a woman. It has, but like - TMJ, IBS. I do, yes. Thank you for reminding everyone about my IBS. I appreciate it. She has IBS. Whenever someone like talks about their IBS, and I'm not saying that we should ever be ashamed of our illnesses, like speak your truth. But as somebody who like talks about IBS, like I need to stop talking about it because I just know the person I'm telling is like envisioning me on the toilet making a duty. And like, I don't want that image in their head. No, but I feel like IBS can go either way where it's like, oh, maybe she doesn't do the.

15:56Well, people don't realize I have the type of IBS where I was constipated. So I feel like if you want people to think that you don't poop, you could say that you have IBS. Because if you say you have nothing, then of course you poop like you're regular. Regular. But if you have IBS, perhaps you don't poop. Yeah, but I need them to know it's the good type of IBS. The beautiful type. It's IBS Aladin. So yes, I did technically get diagnosed with IBS, but I haven't gotten diagnosed for my dyslexia or my ARFID. and I just feel like if you did that could really become a cornerstone of your personality and these are the invisible illnesses that me and millions of Americans are living with every day certainly our fit is invisible yeah dyslexia seems more tangible no dyslexia is real and I'm telling you I feel like I have it how do you get tested I don't know I feel like if you made it out of like elementary school without getting tested like it's too late for you like who gets okay who gets late in life dyslexic you literally read 50 books a year you're gonna be okay whether even if you have dyslexia like you're strong and you're pushing through think about how many i could read if i finally tackled my lifelong battle with dyslexia all the words were straightforward correct well that's something to think about unlocking potential and that's what we do on this podcast we help you unlock your potential through meditation and medication 100 and And mediation.

17:17Well, ain't that the truth? What are we even talking about? And lemination because our first - Lemination! Oh my God. Could this story have dropped at a worse time yesterday? As our asses are getting up from the chairs, something Jackie and I have been waiting for, for months, finally comes out. Now, I'm glad that I actually had a minute to think about it because sometimes getting breaking news on the show is great, but I don't get time to really fully form my thoughts. Yeah, no, and yesterday's episode was stacked, and today is a Friday with a lot of TV news. So like we needed this as our lead story.

17:48But you guys, Megan Markle's podcast with Lemonada Media has launched. We have a title. We have artwork. We have a description. Years after being announced. And very vaguely when it was announced, we didn't get the name of the show, the concept of the show. We have it all now. She's already had a podcast. Don't forget Archetypes on Spotify. And then Lemonada was acquiring her podcast. So you would think like Archetypes on Lemonada, sure, whatever. No, it's a whole new thing. So like Archetypes is in the can. Like flop. we're gonna call it a flop on archetypes yeah no and we're also calling it that's a wrap on archetypes like it's over i thought maybe lemonada would be the second coming i thought so too but no like you did like two 10 episode seasons of archetypes and that was it so it's over that's a flop yeah yeah but that was officially yeah megan is now launching confessions of a female founder with lemonada media it comes a year after she struck a deal with the company for her podcast the series will launch on April 8th.

18:42It will see her have candid conversations with female founders and friends who open up about the struggles, the success, and the never-before-told stories that took many of them from starting a company to selling it. Per the logline, the series allows audiences to be a fly on the wall and hear the unfiltered stories behind the success of notable female founders, while also sneaking a peek behind the curtain of Megan's own entrepreneurial journey, launching as ever. It's an eight-part series that will see episodes released weekly. And they announced the first guest. Who? Danielle from Summer House, founder.

19:15Oh, dirty. I was like, I missed it? No, I was sitting on that joke for like 10 minutes. I was like, damn, I was in that truck for too long. No, and that just kind of brings my first and initial thought about this. It brings it home. There is no two words, actually just one word, that I hate more than founder. To me, founder is the new entrepreneur. It's code for unemployed. It is meaningless. Like, yes, there are founders of companies and like, yes, like, Zuckerberg is the founder. But it is colloquially taken on this like toxic Internet hustle culture, like founding, founding, like shut up. It means nothing.

19:52So to put it in the title of your podcast. And I think if you had broken this news to me on the show yesterday, I would have the same thought yesterday that I just didn't require deep thought. This is a very bad name for a show. And a pretty cringe concept. That's yes. Overdone. I feel like you know there has been this moment and this girl boss CEO yeah and and that was then and that really did have a big moment and now we're in like a new phase of it where like it doesn't have to be this way and like corny corny cringy and I do feel like it sets the bar just like lower for women like it's like I don't know I I don't I think I understand why she's doing like females because like also Lemonada is like Elevate Women's Voices.

20:35So I feel like Lemonada was like female, but I don't think she pushed back. I think she's like female and everyone in the room is like female. Yeah. Well, I feel like if this podcast had been launched five years ago, like Elizabeth Holmes would have been a guest. Like that's when you say founder, like that's the type of person you're attracting. And I just, I hate this, this culture. Now, if, if she's having like, I guess it really does depend on the guests. Right. And she did get very good guests on archetypes the conversations weren't really interesting but the guests were shidmer i carry shiddy cohen i believe shiddy kaling um i feel like we wasted the good surprise on them like a thousand percent really wants to be a guest on this it sounds very unserious as we guide megan into her founding of her new brand as ever which is like a jam that she slapped a label on like it's not really big business and the people that you would want to hear from the real female founders in this country like Sarah Blakely that's who we want that she's the richest self-made billionaire in the country that's who should be your first guest on the show Bethany Frankel by the way I feel like Sarah Blakely could be the first guest on the show she's like promoting those sneaks Emma Greed and yes I'm just going down the shark tank female yes Emma Greed that's a very good one laurie barbara yes yes yes kim kylie yeah kylie pat mcgrath but there are a million ways that she could do this well like the name is cringy but like if she does if she has half the guests that you just mentioned like a real women like talking about like their business sense business strategy who have like really achieved amazing things that like has potential to be interesting i don't think that's what it's going to be i think it's going to be like how can i make this about me because a theme with all these projects that Megan's recently been launching and like actually the things that are coming to fruition is like they all are in promotion of as ever and like that's really boring yeah no and if it's if you're just interviewing people getting their stories then having a more anonymous host and a professional host is better because we're getting the best out of this person but if it's always supposed to tie back to Megan which it should because she's Megan Markle and we're tuning in for her but that's not like a great conversation because we're trying to do too many things.

22:47Like this reminds me also, of course, like Diary of a CEO, which I think I've never listened, but like is amazing. I feel like I would say it's also like the leading business podcast. I feel like I can say that based on a track record clips I've seen. It's been around forever. It's a great concept. So this is like a very watered down version of that concept that has been done. Women are always talking to other women. How'd you get here? How I built this? Like we got it. We got it. This is not an original idea. It's not exciting. It's not something that only Meghan Markle can do. There are things in this world that only Meghan Markle can do.

23:17A former princess, Duchess of Sussex. And this is not anyone can do this. By the way, there's two other podcasts with this name. Yeah. And so I think that it's disappointing, especially because I feel like with her TV show, one of my biggest takeaways was that she wasn't. I would say the thing that she lacked the least in that TV show was the hosting capability, like making eye contact with camera and funny references and stories and personal anecdotes and jokes. And that's all a podcast is, right? It's just your voice. And I feel like her voice was the thing that was really missing from the TV show, maybe because she saved it for the podcast.

23:56I don't think that's it. But like, it just doesn't give me a lot of hope that this will be like really substantial when it comes to getting to know Megan. And that's like all we want. I feel like that's all the feedback that we give but also a lot of people is like just scratching the surface a little too much which is fine nobody's compelled to like share their life with you but don't do a podcast don't do a tv show and a book and a documentary and a documentary yeah yeah like so i wish she doesn't have a lot to give she's spreading herself too thin for someone that doesn't even have that much left in the tank and and who's seemingly unwilling to like open up and like you know bleed out for a podcast which is fine you don't have to but like that's the best podcasts are people just like bearing it all that's what the medium kind of requires from a host I don't even know what that would look like from her and I feel like she thinks that she has like right it's opening up and bleeding out and wasn't the documentary yeah I will say I think Oprah is probably the most honest and vulnerable like she had been with us up until that point and she's kind of like closed off ever since then which again is fine no celebrity no matter how famous you are nobody is entitled to know your innermost thoughts but don't launch platforms built on the business of that thoughts yeah yeah so i mean it hasn't come out yet so there's still potench but just name uh like so corny and seriously chuggy like so lemonada honestly and in the worst way like sometimes something can be lemonada and it's like lemonada Like, Wiser Than Me with Julia Lee ReDrive is Lemonada.

25:28Yes, that show is really popular. But this is Lemonada. Yeah, it's just like corny ass International Women's Day type shit, you know? And the photo is not making me want to tune in more than I already did or didn't. Agreed. The photo is giving like stripped back, acoustic, you know, hair and a pony, jeans and a tee. But it's not her confessions. So why do we need you stripped back? Are you Barbara Walters? Get your glasses on. You're interviewing. You're going to work. And also when she was like quote interviewing her guests on her Netflix show, which maybe she wasn't interviewing. They were just like conversing.

26:03It was all about Megan, which is great. Like I love, I want to know more about Megan. But she,

26:11Oh, that was funny. Just also like came out of left field. I don't know why I feel like the universe that you exist in. Like I watched Drake and Josh like all the time growing up with Margo. Like I feel like you never even saw an episode of Drake and Josh. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, not, maybe not as much as you, but I obviously know the lore and I know. Yeah. That's how I actually scared me. Like just now, Megan. If you listen to the good guys, he actually does it all the time. That's so funny. I hope that he like does it when they talk about Megan Markle. I don't think they talk about Megan Markle, but if they did, he would say Megan.

26:45That's why it'll never be great. So true. Just the good guys. I forgot what I was saying but also to say like disappointing you said that the guests always talk about Megan oh yeah and it's like they came with like pre-recorded stories about like something that paints Megan in a flattering light like the makeup artist when she ordered me room service for the first time Mindy talking about the jack in the box like it was all in service of Megan which is fine but for a podcast where we're interviewing other people maybe Megan really will take a backseat and just like ask thoughtful questions which is which is good if the guests can carry no but also all those questions on the show on the tv show like it was the producer prompts like you didn't hear megan ask the question because like someone behind the camera did it was like how'd you was the first time you met megan what was that like like that we were both on tv shows for seven years what's it like being like it wasn't even her asking the questions this is just like really a bad idea and i don't understand why they're doing all this i don't know she works too hard ways to make money for them i don't And that's a really, really good point because they're very well connected.

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27:50Because this is all about money. Yes, of course. They live like a very fancy life and they come out of the woodwork every couple of years to do a project. Harry obviously was just doing the books and then they took a break and now it's Meghan's turn. Like they each take turns paying the bills. And I think when you get to a certain level of celebrity and like you're so well connected, like there are kind of easy ways for you to make money. Not public facing, right? Like you get opportunities to invest in random things that are like 100%, you know, sure to go. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. And I don't know why they insist on doing so much public facing work to pay their bills, because I do believe when the whole thing was they wanted their privacy.

28:24Right. And I do believe like all the work that they do, even though Harry definitely is like, I need to tell my story. And we're like, OK, I feel like for the most part, a lot of the projects they take on are seriously just paychecks, which is very regular of them. We all got bills to pay. And I don't know why they insist on doing it in like a public facing way. Like I know that's definitely one way to do it. Yeah. But invest. There's a like when you're that rich, like you just get these opportunities like to make money. Your money makes money for you. Yeah. And Harry comes from money. Yeah. Yeah.

28:53Maybe. I don't know. But I guess they were getting like these big deals like$20 million from Spotify. Like is there an easier way to make$20 million? That's kind of. I don't know. Yeah. 20 mil from Netflix. It's also really interesting how he is completely. But does Lemonada have a big bucks? Yes. Yes. Yes. They're huge. They have the big bucks? Yeah. Oh, wait. we should like kind of shut the fuck up yeah that's why i said like you were being negative i'm like no lemonada is amazing lemonada is the place to be especially for women in podcast female founders that's for sure female founders of course like it would be i just say this because i'm jealous it would be a dream to be with lemonada it is also very interesting that harry is completely absent from all of her projects these days like he didn't show up on the show they say yeah i know i know i feel like it it signals like a and maybe this is just me projecting because i can't fucking stand Harry.

29:41Like I really, even with the show, Megan with love, like I didn't like it, but like she, like I enjoy her. She's pretty, I can't fucking stand this man. Like I, and maybe other people feel that and like his Q score has gone down. So they're just keeping him, you know, behind the curtain for a while because he's not going to be on the female founders podcast. He wasn't in with love, Megan, even though it was a show about like home, home and heart. So home and heart. So where in the world is Harry Mountbatten? Windsor. Sussex. Duke. I don't know and I don't think they're getting divorced because that is what the streets like are me neither I do not think they're getting a divorce I don't think they could ever get a divorce and I don't think they'll ever will get a divorce no matter how much they might hate each other yeah I agree I think what could like seriously could you imagine no I guess there would have to be like irrefutable evidence of like you know maybe like him at a strip club or you know like a picture I don't know no there's no way they work through it down for life all's that to say um i probably won't be listening to this no and who will be all's to say i don't know because it feels like she has no fans left like how is it us like we are her biggest fans yeah you have to call my pulse check on like megan stands like how are we feeling what does this make us feel it feels like everyone has left her but like everyone hasn't left her until stassi has left her like truly if she has zero fans yeah then stassi has walked out the door it's devastating so i need to know but i do feel like i didn't see stassi posting like oh my gosh with love with love yeah i know she's been actually relatively silent real quiet yeah well that's the latest in podcasting confessions of a female founder you guys finally the one we've all been waiting for.

31:24Also, like the trope Confessions of is such like a tired, especially for a podcast, but like just in general, culturally, it's just a very tired trope. Like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Confessions of a Shopaholic, it's very like overused and tired. And then the female founders, it's just like really corny. Unless Ina Garten named her memoir Confessions of a Contessa. No, her name should have been Barefoot Confessions. Barefoot Confessa. Sure. That was the only way. But I agree. It's a tired trope. And I just don't feel like we're going to be getting a lot of confessions. It's just a hunch.

32:02These are my confessions. I am curious who the first, the guests will be, especially like the first guest. Let's make a prediction. That would be fun. Oprah. Oh. Like she, Megan did Oprah a huge solid. Like anyone could have, anyone would have wanted that interview. She could have gone to any publication. It was huge for Oprah, huge for Megan too. but at the time she could have gone anywhere. And I don't know if Oprah has paid her back yet. That's so true. That's a really good one. That would be newsworthy. That would be good too. And they could talk about the interview and the fallout. Like that would be interesting.

32:36Yeah, yeah. That would be worth it for sure. You want to put in your prediction? I would like to put in a prediction. Okay. We need to make an app. You know how like Jake Paul and like Barstool, they have like betting sports apps. Yes, we need betting. We need a betting app on like things that we care about. Like who will be Meghan Markle's first podcast guest? Yeah. Female founders USA. Sorry. Oh, because you know, that's what her team did. So true. Okay. 2024 is most intriguing women entrepreneurs. I literally, I feel like I'm rifling through there. Or what about like Gwyneth? Oh, that's a good one.

33:08Because Gwyneth has a very big wellness company, similar to what I think Meghan would want to build different skews, but similar. She also, I feel like they live near each other. They both like garden and shit. They're very green. Goop has a huge podcast, so that would be like a good alignment. Don't you think they're almost too similar? They either would get – like they either – I feel like if they're not publicly associated yet that there's – Didn't we think that about Push and Goop? And then there she was doing a collab. I feel like Gwyneth is so successful. Like nobody can really touch her.

33:35And there are a bunch of copycat brands, and that's what Push is, like from other celebrities. And I think Push is like really actually successful because it's so authentic to Kourtney. But it is like inspired by – everyone is inspired by Gwyneth. So when you're at the top, like you're not easily – shooketh. You know what? I'm going to go Emma Greed is my guess. It's a really good guess. Except she is British. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Is she a royalist or an anarchist? Oh, now it's getting political. So who knows? But yeah, she's super British. That's a good call. Okay. We shall see. To be determined.

34:12April 8th. Sound off in the comments. April 8th. Yeah, edit your list. And sound off in the comments. Who do you hope to or think we will see as one of Megan's eight guests on the new Lemonada show, Confessions of a Female Founder, coming to an iPod near you. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Actually, a female founder that she could have on, Wendy Williams, is on The View today. Yes. I guess Oprah didn't snag that interview. The View got it. Wendy Williams wants her guardian to get off her neck. the former daytime talk show host called into the view for pre-taped interview exclusively obtained by page six in which she got candid about her current conservatorship the interview kicked off with her explaining her hospital visit and her decision to get an independent psych test which she says she passed with flying colors earlier this week she said i needed a breath of fresh air i needed to see the doctor so that's why i went to the hospital she said hold on honestly i think the sheer fact that she sat for an interview speaks to her mental capacity and i know I keep comparing it to Britney and I'm sorry but that's really the only frame of reference that we have and even in the years that Britney's been freed she's never sat down for an interview because it really requires a lot of like mental fortitude and lucidity yeah that I mean I haven't seen the interview yet and it was just recorded but sounds like Wendy kind of did yeah but it's also pre-taped over the phone so not like entirely like live oh I didn't see that over the phone but still Britney didn't do a pre-taped over the phone interview no of course and the day after she left the facility like when you said that give wendy a week and she'll be sitting down with oprah right she said she and also to get blood work done for her thyroid condition and made it clear it was her choice to get an independent evaluation on her incapacitation which i don't have it how dare they say i have incapacitation i do not she said she must be so mad i can't even imagine and i imagine that comes through on the phone interview because i'm like hearing it even in just like your paraphrasing to literally have your actual freedom and like stripped from you like you're literally stuck like it's so crazy um and if it all is what she says it is and it's not like you know this is actually a person suffering from dementia who thinks that they're fine and it's you know it's a freedom mcfadden novel yeah i was gonna say it's like yeah if it is what she's saying it is who's going to prison like you can't just throw someone uh in jail and lock a throw away the key yeah that's very true there needs to be repercussions not to change the subject but speaking of novels yes did you see the opening scenes of verity being shot in the streets with dakota johnson and josh hartman so i did it's reminding me of like when the first pictures of it ends with us came out like it went so viral negatively but it was just like the photos were everywhere seeing this book that everyone in America has read come to life and now these pictures of Dakota Johnson filming um in the New York City streets now everybody and I don't want you to tell me because I did read the book and everybody's like oh I know what scene this is I know what's to that yeah you am I okay I have no idea I thought the book takes place at a house in like Connecticut so this is not a spoiler because it's the opening scene of the book I don't really think I want to know I really want to go in like eyes wide open but everybody like I saw all the influencers like who read they were like not this scene i'm like what the hell are you guys talking about yeah yeah yeah but to be you are like one of five people that i saw just so you know like i didn't even know dakota johnson was in this movie i already didn't remember it if i didn't know that or josh harden i didn't know they started filming so i just saw a video of them filming the scene of her and the blood and him and so is dakota the woman who comes low in and then Anne Hathaway is the lady upstairs Verity.

37:52Is Anne Hathaway Verity? Yeah. Okay, then yeah. I thought they would both be blonde. I thought Verity was blonde. She could be. I mean, I didn't see Anne Hathaway. No, but I think also the thing is, maybe subliminally, is that they look alike. Right, right. And he has the same taste. Yeah, yeah. I love Dakota Johnson. I guess because they did Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney for Housemaid, they needed the brunette version for Verity. I don't know if I knew consciously that Dakota Johnson was in this movie. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know consciously. So I saw a video of her in the street with the blood in the traffic and him whisking her away.

38:27And I knew exactly what movie they were shooting and what scene this is. And I posted it. I'm sad that I didn't have that same experience. I read the book so long ago. I have no idea. It is the opening scene of the book. Before she moves in. Think about why she moves in. Let's rewind. I thought she got a job. To do what? to write. Right. So, you know what? I really do want to be surprised. Okay. And for any of you who didn't read Verity, I know you also want to be surprised. Right. And I'm sure you'll see the movie. It's very good. Verity good. Yeah, it is good. So, I'm excited. And it must be nice for Colleen Hoover to have photos from her movie leaked and then be received positively.

39:10Viral positive. Because it's never happened to her. Yeah. You just must be like, what is this feeling? So sudden and new for colleen yeah hopefully she's entering a new phase of like positive book adaptation and um you know i only recently saw pearl harbor for the first time which is where josh hartnett got his start so like now i feel really invested yeah um jury's out on him for the role i agree like i i'm open he is beloved by the way by the way he was like just being in the scene from the videos like jury's out it's all i'll say i agree um it's important to know like we are unique in that take which is you know very on brand for us america loves him he is like beloved no no and i'm not saying like he's a jury is out okay do you find because this is like a new media like new age issue that like a movie gets made and we see stills from it right like we see the costumes we see the hair and makeup nothing it's still surprised what happens but like some of the visuals are spoiled do you find that to affect the movie watching process like a spoiler a little bit no I think it like hypes me up and a few examples of that where my favorite like books were turned and we got photos before was like Luckiest Girl Alive that was so hyper that was exciting and you know what else it was Brie Larson Chemicals oh Lessons in Chemistry yes Lessons yes I remember seeing that and being like oh fab that's exactly how I pictured it and I feel like I remember seeing stills from Confessions of a Shopaholic before it came out and that's my favorite book and was my favorite movie and it just got me really excited So this gets me excited.

40:46I mean, I think the It Ends With Us issue was the outlier. Like, usually it's good. That's the only negative experience that I've had where it's like, no, no, no, you guys, cut. Start from the beginning. Well, I think about like, and just like that season two where they brought back Aiden, it was completely spoiled. Yeah. But I guess that's what you get when you shoot on the street. And I feel like they could have avoided that. But also that's not book because book, like, we know the story. Right, right, right. Right. So I guess it's just like a teaser of like the book world come to life. It's a teaser of the world that they're building and that gets me excited.

41:18I agree. And excitement excites me. Why wouldn't it? Seems reasonable. A thousand percent. Are you ready for our next story? Some TV news. Is it three? It's three. Okay, yeah. Ted Lasso season four is a go with Jason Sudeikis and a women's team. Juno Temple is in negotiations to join the returning cast as the Apple series heads to Kansas. so this is like exciting and annoying because Ted Lasso just ended and it was very bittersweet and the whole season was like a big farewell and I love you to Ted Lasso and that was about two years ago and now Ted Lasso's coming back for another season and Juno Temple at Chattagoola to make sure that's Keeley that's Keeley yeah and we need Keeley we do I feel like this is kind of weird I didn't know that this was even up for debate like it definitely felt like the show ended early but that's of course like the sign of a good show they're able to like tell their story on their own terms go out on their own terms so i was sad because i liked the show and like when it ended i was like oh that's a show that i'll miss but i didn't feel like wronged or mad they didn't leave us on a cliffhanger no in the last season i found to be really bad i didn't finish it yeah i found it to be actually unwatchable and it came out during a time when i was desperate for tv it was like circlage era and i could not finish it well spoiler alert he goes back home to kansas and so i guess that's where this new show is picking up women's soccer team now right which is very on brand I also think Jason Sudeikis a lot of those people in Hollywood they've all started to like own parts of the women's soccer league across the US they're like trying to make it a thing a lot of like Eva Longoria Jennifer Garner are involved in the LA I want to say the Angels is the name of the team so like all the they're trying to create like a big league for women's soccer so this is obviously like propaganda not in a bad way like propaganda has a negative connotation but like in service of that Yeah.

43:02Because a lot of celebrities have like a big financial stake in women's soccer. For some reason, they've all like decided that this is going to be the thing they want to create, like the next NBA. Yeah. I don't think that that is a fruitless idea growing up. Me neither. I was a female soccer player. I love soccer. I love Mia Hamm. Like bring us back to the glory days. And in terms of, yes, well, soccer is not an inherently American thing. We happen to be quite good at it as women. No, and like women's U.S. soccer is better than men's soccer. It's like, I don't know, gymnastics. I don't know why it shakes out that way, but it does.

43:36It does. And so, and we have like a lot of like famous soccer. I don't know one American soccer player who's a man, but I can name like 11 Abby Wambach and Mia Hamm. Who like, you know. Who walked on stage with Taylor Swift. No, like David Beckham and Lionel Messi came to play. No, that doesn't count. Of American descent, like the women. I feel like they were just causing drama. Remember we were talking about Ashlyn Harris. Yeah. Yes. And like, so I actually follow a bunch of them. Yeah, we know them. Right. We know the gals. It's not a bad business venture. And I think like bringing in TV, because you know, like him and Olivia Wilde definitely like put money in years ago to like one of the LA teams or something.

44:14Totally. Not to pit like women's, like struggling women's league against struggling women's league. But what does this mean for the WNBA? Which league do you think has a better chance of success? The WNBA or women's soccer US? It's a really good point. I mean, women's soccer has a much harder task because not only do they have to get people to care about women's sports, they also have to get Americans to care about a sport that really doesn't exist. Like the MLS, Major League Soccer, is like nobody gives a fuck. Like remember when in the Beckham documentary he talks about his time playing on the American team?

44:43Like seriously, there was three people in the stand? No, and like they had full-time jobs. Like this was their like side hustle with playing soccer. And David Beckham's there like making$100 million. dollars like so if they have a harder job although I do think it's more palatable for Americans no no maybe not palatable maybe like it's been many years of the WNBA and yes people care now this year more they do Caitlyn Clark effect the Angel Reese like there's a lot going on but there is a you have to look as to why people haven't cared up until this point yeah no it's like they've had their shot multiple shots shot hasn't taken um I will be very curious to see I do feel like as Americans we miss out on the cultural like fun of soccer like soccer's fun but we have football and they don't yes so like I feel like we're actually all set and I don't know if as a country we could like take on another sport in such a way um but I also think that these things of like getting people to care about things and like building worlds and teams and history these take years it's not like women's soccer is just gonna be popular next year and be popular forever like you gotta maybe that's what the wnba has been doing and we're just we're too in it to see right we need to zoom out like talk to us in 50 years yeah so i think that like the even though the last couple of episodes of uh ted lasso weren't good there is magic there right like it's a good form we love the characters are good the writers are good this will probably be excellent yeah and the premise sounds good so it's a women's team he's going back to kansas I think Keely might come on and probably be his PR girl again.

46:15I don't want the whole cast. I don't want to name names. No, I really don't need the assistant coach. I don't want to name names, but I don't want everyone, okay? Who? I just feel like I can't say it. I don't like the assistant coach, the bald guy, or like the guy with the beard. What's his name? Like Eagle? It's like a bird. Yeah, yeah. Let me find it. And I just texted you. He was my least favorite. it you texting me who you don't wait why i love her i don't like her anymore like i just i don't know she's just wow i like her jackie can i put you on the spot and say who it is no no because now i feel like maybe i'm wrong for like not one you are i am you are she's like so like what's wrong with her i don't know she's not keely no no she's not keely but i also need them to bring back brett goldstein even though he's the writer roy roy he's the writer on the show so i'm sure he'll still be like involved in the project.

47:09Yeah. The assistant coach actually like doesn't bother me. No. So much except when he got his own episode and he like went on a trip. Oh my God. He was like walking through the tunnels on drugs. Yeah, that was like really bad. Horrible. Yeah. Anyways, are you ready for our next story? Some more TV news. Is it some more TV news that's brought to you by booking.com? Booking. Yeah. Is it? Yes, of course. Every time we use booking.com to find a place to stay in the States, we know that they're gonna have exactly what we're looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to rentals. We know we can find exactly what we're looking for.

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49:04So when I saw the headline, I wondered, was Jason Isaacs wearing a fake penis when we saw his penis on White Lotus? Which we didn't even talk about how we saw his penis. And it turns out it wasn't his penis. It was a prosthetic. So I'm glad we didn't even talk about it because it wasn't his real penis. Every time I see a penis on TV, it doesn't happen a lot. So it's always big news. And then there's always, was it a prosthetic? Remember Sex Life when he had that big schlong in the shower? They were like, it's a prosthetic. Why? Women show their titties and they're not fake. No, I didn't even wonder if it was a prosthetic.

49:32I was like oh there's his penis and he wanted to show his penis on HBO today like let him well I don't know why they get the option to wear a prosthetic like it's it's that's actually that needs to be talked about on confessions of a female founder like that's about this if Jason Isaacs doesn't want to show his real penis can't we just take out that moment it literally didn't move the storyline or anything at all and it was actually kind of random it's actually not like all worthy that we're looking at a part like it was shocking that he showed us his penis and okay doesn't move the storyline but that's classic HBO but you're not even showing us his penis so what what does this prosthetic serve yeah no it's an amazing point they should have kept this secret in the vault because you're right it was so not germane to the storyline like and it actually is kind of not on brand for the dad who's like this very buttoned up tailored guy so it was this random thing and for it all to have been fake in service of what right like not necessary at all It was like, and I'm more focused on the fact that like when there's nudity on a woman, like we've never seen a fake like boob, right?

50:39They're not wearing breastplates. They're tits. Tushies, we see tushies. But boobs are like penis and vagina. Vagina to penis. That's the comfort. No, I'm sorry. It's not the same because men only - I know that you don't feel that way and I don't feel that way either. But like that's just what - If a man does nudity, it's penis. If a woman does nudity, there are multiple options, right? There's breasts, there's tushy, there's vagina. why like this I need the intimacy coordinators and like the women's rights movements I need them to get on this why do you get the option to do nudity and if you don't do nudity as a woman like you're penalized right like it's you lose roles and if you're a man like you just slap on a prosthetic if you're not comfortable showing penis I don't know the answer now that's actually the definition of inequality so you don't you want to cage the nipple again I didn't say that you don't want once again your interpretation of my words is merely a reflection of your thoughts I literally didn't even share my thoughts on this I hadn't spoken yet you want to cage the nipple I didn't say cage the nipple you guys are gonna I didn't say that she's flipping she's flipping okay by the way big talker what are your thoughts I don't see a need for any of it man woman nothing yeah yeah Keep your junk in your pants.

51:59Keep your shirt on. It's just a show. Keep your dong in your jeans. And you know what? If you want to have the balls to show us your dong, better be the real thing. It's so true. We want full frontal. Except Jason Isaacs is my king. And I'm so glad he did the prosthetics. That was so the right move for him. He's so smart and brilliant. No, yeah. Nothing but love and respect for our Thomas Ravenel. We're not speaking ill of him. We're just talking about the industry in a general sense. And let's talk about a prosthetic penis that really looked like a real penis. What is the journey of that thing?

52:32Like, does it lay on the prop table next to craft services? I bet they keep it in, like, a warm climate so that when you slip it on, it's, like, not freezing. Kind of how, like, the gel at the doctor for the ultrasound, they keep it in the warmer. Yeah. Maybe they keep it in, like, a prosthetic warmer. No, see, like, all of that. That's, like, budget. Not necessary. And then the intimacy coordinator's job is to like physically, I think, put it on. And she's like walking around with this little case of penis. And she's like coming through, coming through. Yeah. And she definitely walks around also with like a fanny pack full of like different cosmetics needed.

53:07Like some powder if the penis is shiny. Maybe scissors to like trim the pubes. And I don't want to put anyone out of a job ever. Right. But that's not needed. Agreed. Is what I'm saying. That part of the job. Agreed. But intimacy coordinator, of course, I'm not a monster. No, she wouldn't dream. I take Zagafstra more seriously than anyone. I have, like, we've spoken more about intimacy coordinators in the last year than, like, any two people should. We need to interview an intimacy coordinator. I don't follow. Who is also a female founder. Well, I guess all female intimacy coordinators are female founders in a sense.

53:47Well, not if they're, like, contractors for a larger intimacy coordination company. Oh, that's true. but maybe like they founded the company of intimacy. We need to talk to the founder. Yeah. Only if she's a female. She is only a female. Correct. If you're like a man and your job is an intimacy coordinator, like, okay, creep, creep. These are women's issues. Agreed. Right. It's women who suffer on sets. It's so true. And you want to be like, I'm sorry. If I were a naked actress and my intimacy coordinator were a man, I'd say, please leave. One thousand percent. There are some jobs that are only for women.

54:22Masseuse. Pilot. For women. Doctor. President. Yeah. Okay. Okay. She's going to Lemonada. And, of course, the founder of Lemonada.

54:47Tardy, crack me up. Thanks. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is more TV news? Is it about the brilliant advice Chet Hanks received from his father, Tom? Yes, but it's also about how you've been duped a little bit by this story. I'm sorry. By the way, I only read the headline before I sent it to you. So let me read you the story. I want to show you the insidious way that they report. Hollywood is so sinister. Headline. Chet Hanks reveals the acting advice dad Tom gave him to prepare for Running Point. Okay, click. yeah chet hanks easy click chet hanks turned to his award-winning father tom hanks for acting tips ahead of his breakout role in netflix's new hit show running point quote i've always asked him for advice when it comes to acting and he's always given me really great advice the rising star told page six exclusively at the 2024 mtv video music awards last september but they wrote the article yesterday but they wrote the article yesterday about about an interview that they did last September that they're recycling.

55:49Oh, this is so insidious. Sinister. Chet shared that Tom told him three key things he has to do to be successful in Hollywood. So it's not even advice on running point. It's just advice in the business. I'm completely uninterested in the rest of the story. I thought it was like actual advice about this project. And I was interested in it because I have felt like for years that there has to be like some bad blood between Tom and Chet. Like when you think of Tom's kids. I thought Chet was on the outs. Right. Like when you think about how his family might have like really been upset with him about a lot of his like public facing behavior over the years compared to his brother.

56:23Who's the other one? Colin Hanks. And he's so buttoned up. Oh, my God. He's so buttoned up. He gets all the good roles. Like he's really well behaved. Right. He's very well behaved. So I feel like Chet has been the bad egg. And I could see like Rita and Tom being like annoyed with him. So the fact that Tom was giving him advice on Running Point, I was like, you know what? Headlight years that they speak. Yeah. But this is a year ago. Who knows? This is from September. And also here's the advice, which by the way is just general acting advice and not specific to running point. He just said, quote, if you know, if you just know your lines and you show up on time and you're nice to everybody, that gets you a long way.

56:57Okay, privilege, like bare minimum, do less. So that's like not advice. That's the obvious. Can I tell you though that his character. That's the job. Do the job and show up. Right. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Maybe they don't speak. Right. Well, the second half of the series, actually, he takes on a little bit of like a darker up until this point. He's like a funny haha. But something happens where he's like struggling and he has and he's actually like a very dynamic actor. He really crushed it. Like that's one of my biggest takeaways from the show is get Chet Hanks more roles. Yeah, I'm so in agreement.

57:34And the show already is getting a second season. Unclear if he's in it. But if you just finish it, would that like poison to be in it? it could go either way. Oh, he's either like on the team or not on the team? No, he's like struggling with something personally. So like maybe he just like quits or he comes back, you know? Yeah. Understood. So that's the stories that you needed to know. I would say four out of five you needed to know, not last year's news from the MTV VMAs. But I do think the lesson in media literacy was important. Hugely important. And I'm glad that you didn't swap out the story once you realized it was a fake.

58:11no I think it's so important I love that we've started calling out like these journalists inconsistencies no and also like the former singer slash turn yeah hey well also when I was looking for stories um on page six it was like here are all the couples expecting in 2025 and like it was really z-list like they had no but you're such a page six darling I know what the hell like they went out of their way because they had really like bottom of the barrel peeps people I didn't even here I haven't even heard of. That's really. I feel like they wrote the whole thing like just to hurt you. Yes. Yes.

58:44So that's the last time I look for stories because I'm trying to help and I catch a stray. Yeah. Oh, I feel like I have the opposite experience where I'm looking for stories. I'm like, hey, there's my sister. Oh, there's my brother-in-law. That's nice. That's nice. Oh, there's my friends. Shall we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah, we should. So Queenie and Weenie, you guys, a tale as old as time every Friday. Jackie and I like to wrap up the week in a little bow with a segment we call Queenie of the Week It's Jackie and I sharing someone who we thought to be Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie.

59:13And again, it's not that serious. It's a seven-day title. You can be Queenie one week, Queenie the next. It's never happened, but it is possible. Would you like to go first? And should we do Queenie or Weenie? Let me pull it up. I forgot who I chose. We go Queenie first. And I'm sure there's like a more obvious Queenie of the week. But for some reason, my mind keeps going to maybe Funke, who has brought me so much joy this week and laughter. And I'm just really here for the renaissance of maybe Fionke. I'm so down. If that's okay with you. I know it's a little rogue. It's totally fine. I'm just not realizing I chose two weenies instead of a queenie and a weenie.

59:52That's so cojures. So share your truth. Share your cojurner's truth. Okay, because I do have two weenies. Okay, share your first one. The first weenie is the San Francisco 49ers. I think it was really not a smart move to drop my boyfriend Kyle Yuscheck. I don't like that. Okay, and then I'll go my first weenie. And then also, I said that because it was a jumping off point. I actually meant to talk to you about this offline. Are you familiar with any of the WAG drama going on in the 49ers? No, I saw we were being accused of burying it. It has not reached my desk. It's actually ongoing. I had heard about it like a year ago.

1:00:25And the weird part is, you know who Fred Warner is? He's like a big player on the 49ers. I do know that he is engaged or married to a woman who is an influencer, and she was low-key on The Bachelor. And she does it. Yes. And she's like, you know, a girly and she's not with the other girlies. Okay. So Fred Warner's, I think wife, they have a baby together. Cindy Warner. She was on The Bachelor and then just like happened to have like a successful career as an influencer, married, and he's really good. So like she's really popular. And there's like a noticeable like schism up until this point between her and the other wives.

1:00:55When you think of all the girlies. They're always together. And even when Olivia joined the team, like immediately she was in with the gals. Like they're obviously a welcoming bunch and they love an influencer. her. And like over the years, she has like posted things that like led people to believe she really dislikes Kristen Juszczyk. And on Monday, when it was announced that Kyle was released, like everybody on the 49ers, all the other players, all the other wags are posting like crying, Kyle, we love you. Pictures of Kyle from the last 10 years. Sydney starts posting, what an amazing, beautiful day.

1:01:24Isn't this the most amazing Monday you've ever seen in your whole fucking life? I love Monday. Like really? Like very obviously being like, oh, Kyle was dropped Kristen's leaving the team I love it yeah and there's a lot of speculation about what the beef is nobody knows people are just like guessing online um but a lot of people thought that was really kind of you know telling tasteless um to celebrate the man losing his job and that's why I chose the 49ers as my weenie because I just wanted to tell you that got it um that's crazy I wonder what happened between the two of them and also it's like okay so things worked out for her because she doesn't want to be out on kristin news check like take the win and shut up be right be the big be humble gracious like just be happy privately and like things are looking up for you for whatever reason like now you've just made yourself look like an arse the villain yeah i can't imagine what the beef is like kristin gets along with everyone so the streets and the internet which they have no proof they say it's like a uh disagreement on politics who's what well they said that Sydney is more liberal and then like some of the other wags, Kristen included, are more conservative.

1:02:29They have no proof of that. That's just like what... Oh, but they love to say that like about everything. It's giving Florida Georgia line. It's everyone's go-to. You know, it's giving Becca and Garrett. Yes. But with Becca and Garrett, that was the case. With Florida Georgia line, it was the case. Correct. It's giving sister-sister. No, I don't think so because even if the wags are like conservative leaning, they don't post anything. like if they were so extreme, like they would post even a little bit more. I don't think it's like their whole personalities. No, but we really, we have no, we have nothing to go on here.

1:03:03So I think that's like a lot of people's natural inclination is just to be like politics. Yeah, that's their favorite. That is always a good one. Like Sarah and Ben. Correct. Which leads me to my second weenie of the week. Thank you so much. Just this entire season of Love is Blind. And I guess in a small way, I need to make myself the weenie of the week because I know a lot of our listeners only started picking up this season because it probably sounded really funny and interesting based on my funny and interesting recaps. Like how many, how much did we laugh over the last month? Like if I was listening to a show, I'd say, oh, I would watch Love is Blind.

1:03:32And the whole thing was full of losers. And I felt like a loser just watching it with the reunion that we recapped on Monday. Yeah, everything was truly the definition of weenie-licious. Loser sneeze. So I would say Love is Blind season, whatever, Minnesota season. and the San Francisco 49ers are my weenies of the week. I'm sorry. No Queenie this week. Not my fault. Everybody was acting like a weenie. What does that say about the state of the world? Correct. Who's your weenie? My weenie of the week is James Kennedy, obviously. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Requires no explanation. Agreed. He behaved in a weedy-like fashion in all facets of his week.

1:04:10Oh, my God. Wait, we didn't even talk about Kelly Clarkson's new song with Rascal Flats came out today. I'm moving on. I'm sorry. I've been inside of a truck. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. The Rascal Flatts album that we spoke about at the beginning of the week. It hasn't come out yet. I think they're releasing song by song. And this morning they released Kelly's. They're the cover of my release radar. It's right here. I didn't even get to see my release radar. We were listening to Paw Patrol in the car. The I'm moving on cover of Rascal Flatts with Kelly Clarkson. I would love to hear your thoughts.

1:04:38Let me say my thoughts really quickly. Can I just take off my helmet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take your helmet off. Take your helmet off. I just want to say it's so good. I love the song. I'm moving on, but I really, um, I could have used more of a duet. It's basically a Kelly Clarkson cover, which I'm of course never complaining about, but the fun was that like they would be collaborating and it's pretty much Kelly the whole time. And then like Gary at the end, there's never really any point in the song where they're singing together. I feel like they weren't even in the same room and they didn't like harmonize with one another.

1:05:07I was looking for more like pargy harmonies and the blending of vocals. And I didn't really get that. I just got like a beautiful Kelly Clarkson cover. It's still good. Obviously it's like the best song I've heard this year but that's it all right Jackie look alive we're good put your help put your helmet back on that's so funny we're athletes what can I say this is a full context correct that is our show that's our show I have to go listen to I'm moving on so I'm moving on from this show thank you so much was it a narafi and a safi or nalafi an hour seven like very normal for us but it's a very narafi these days to do an hour seven there's like literally someone at my door.

1:05:43I have to go. Hello? Oh, maybe it's your boy. Yeah, I'm having wallpaper installed, but in 30 minutes. Maybe he's early because he's excited to work with you. Jackie's coming to town in a few weeks so I'm getting our second studio setup set up where we can record together in person in a par G. There won't be frames so everyone can just like unclench. Everyone will be very upset. Obviously be like something missing in the air. Maybe he's here early, so I gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to the show. I want to share with you the fastest stories you need to remind you of the front end. Please don't forget to subscribe.

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