Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

14 Feb 2025 · 59 min

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Podcast Summary: The Toast - Episode "Game Tunes In The Big City" (February 14th, 2025)

Hosts

  • Jackie Oshry
  • Claudia Oshry

Episode Overview In this episode, the hosts dive into various celebrity news, personal anecdotes, and discussions about life, love, and parenting. The episode includes segments such as the Fast Five, Queenie and Weenie of the Week, and their own lives' updates as they podcast from a professional studio environment.

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Key Topics Discussed

  1. Personal Updates
  2. Jackie's Pregnancy: Jackie shares her pregnancy journey, including passing the glucose test and some humorous banter about her health.
  3. Claudia’s Miami Trip: Claudia details her trip to Miami for a wedding, sharing cultural experiences like attending a henna party.
  1. Celebrity News
  2. Jason Kelce & Kylie: They discuss Jason Kelce's insights into maintaining love while parenting.
  3. Key Point: The importance of "always dating your spouse" amidst parenting responsibilities.
  • Miles Teller's Appearance on WWHL:
  • Event: Miles humorously calls out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch during the show, sparking a discussion about objectification in media.
  • Selena Gomez's New Song:
  • Selena releases "Scared of Loving You," reflecting on her past relationships, co-written with Benny Blanco.
  • Colleen Hoover’s Instagram Clean-Up:
  • Colleen deletes posts related to Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni amidst controversy, raising questions about her public relations strategy.
  • Aaron Rodgers' Status:
  • Discussion on Aaron Rodgers being cut from the New York Jets and speculation about his future as a quarterback.
  1. Segments
  2. Queenie and Weenie of the Week:
  3. Queenie: The new studio space, praised for its professionalism and ambiance.
  4. Weenie: Mandy Moore for her criticism of Amazon despite the company merely fulfilling its delivery obligations.

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Themes and Takeaways

Personal Reflection and Connection

  • The hosts emphasize the importance of personal connections and how parenting and partnerships require effort and maintain intimacy.
  • Claudia and Jackie use humor and relatability to connect with their audience, particularly around the trials of motherhood and marriage.

Media Critique

  • The episode critiques media portrayals of celebrities, especially regarding objectification and the pressures of public perception.

Humor and Lightheartedness

  • Throughout the episode, the tone remains light and sarcastic, with personal anecdotes blending seamlessly into celebrity gossip.

Navigating Fame

  • The discussion of Colleen Hoover highlights the difficulties of balancing personal and professional life in the public eye, especially in a scandal-prone industry.

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Conclusion The episode blends current celebrity gossip with personal updates, reflecting the dynamic lives of the hosts while engaging the audience with humor and real-life experiences. The discussions serve to remind listeners of the complexities of love, parenting, and navigating fame.

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0:28Good morning, Millennials. would never discourage anybody from supporting us and our work and putting money in our pockets we love you so much having said that i implore you to head over to youtube today jackie this was all jackie's idea i'm in miami for a wedding obviously jackie lives in florida and she was like what if we get a studio and i was like this bitch is like always doing so much like i'm pregnant can i just lay at home and podcast and she forced us to do it and she is a hundred percent right we found this pargy-licious studio drew is here he's live switching if you're watching on the show him a live switch.

0:56No, no. Oh, we switch. We switch. And then also go back to the regular one. You guys see how we're like, ooh, and we're moving. You see there's like a very slow wave. Yeah, we're just kind of leveling up. These other bitches could never. No, they could never. It's such a treat for us to be in like such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent. I commuted to work today. Me too. Just like a very regular but extraordinary day for me. We're so American. We're so regular but extraordinary. That's, jot it down for title. Well, regular but American. Oh, no. We're also regular but extraordinary Americans.

1:29Americans. It's also just a Friday, which means we have such a good show. We have the Fast Five. We have to catch up. We have Queenie and Weenie. And of course, who could forget? Southern Term Recap. I could forget because after all of the murmurs that I made about it this week, I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night, which I never do because yesterday we had a huge day. First of all, we recorded at 7 a.m. And I was up so late at like my big event that I literally got like five hours of sleep that night. And my cough was keeping me up. So I was so tired all day yesterday. And I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday.

2:01Oh, my God. It was Harry's birthday. So it was just a totally full day. By the end of the day, I literally got into bed at nine and like went to sleep. And I was like, Southern Charm can wait. And I know Claudia will barely remember. And like no one's waiting for my recap. No, it's so funny. Ready? You think so little of me. I appreciate that. I was getting ready last night. So I'm here for a wedding. It was like the first night of the wedding. The bride is Moroccan. So last night was like a henna party. It was like very fun. I had like fun glam. So I'm sitting in glam and I needed to watch something.

2:27So I just put on the TV in the hotel and I put on Bravo and Southern Charm was on. Now, it wasn't the new episode. It happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs. Oh, wow. And I ended up just watching it when Shep brought those two girls. The threesome girls. That Austin had a threesome with to the party at Patricia's house. That's what I was watching. And I actually watched that season live when it was happening. But it was truly a time capsule. Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life. Yeah. That was a crazy time. And not us getting the exclusive interview with Ashley Jacobs.

2:55And Thomas in the stands. Correct. Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City. Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel, because you must be watching today's episode on YouTube, first of all, don't forget to subscribe. And second of all, feel free after this episode to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap. Do you want to feel free? I don't think you should feel free. Why? I don't know. It's just like so, you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode. I'm not even worried about her. Like, I'm worried about us. Of course, no, how fat was I? I don't even want to know.

3:19Are we, like, simping? Like, I just feel like it might. Well, the amount of hate. When I think of, like, all the scandals that we've had, like, internet cancellations, we don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all. We got canceled. Not canceled, but people thought, like, that there was a conspiracy amongst us, Thomas and Ashley, because the only interview she did that entire season happened to be our random podcast. And it was just because. No, she was starting out, like, in earnest doing interviews. Right. And so she came on the toast. And it was really early in the season. I don't think a lot of people, like, wanted her on yet.

3:46But we're like, yeah, sure. yeah that's southern charm um it was a bonus that he came we didn't expect him to come and then things got bad for them and she stopped doing press but i think she had intended to do a lot of press it just like she her press tour got cut short yeah and she was an early cast member and in those early days like you go on i mean we've always been the biggest show we've always been in our hearts and minds we have always been the biggest show on the internet but i think then it was like you know she wasn't doing e-news yet but the toast we were just like both the right size at the right time so there's your southern term recap there's your southern term recap i didn't watch but i got like a full night's sleep i woke up on my own so early way before my alarm to get ready for my big day in the city and i'm just such a city slicker today like commuting to work with my coffee jackie keeps acting like she grew up in boise she's in the studio she's like yeah big city slicker it's like you literally grew up in manhattan no i know but you know i like to like make a big deal out of small things.

4:40Of course. No, that's so not you. No, and I just like to give every day like it's own exciting brand. Like today's my city slicker day. Okay, ready? Speaking of making small things, no, what did you say? Big deal out of small things. I have news. You're wearing a dress? I am wearing a dress because this dress is all that fits me right now. I'm with child so everybody can eat my ass, but no. I have, but it's about my child. Huge news. You guys, I already know that's why it's like not news to me but I'm gonna like still act like I don't. I've been really, yesterday, after we recorded yesterday's episode, the second we stopped, Dr.

5:13Fox texted me my glucose results. Now, I could have shared them on social media, but I thought, we're family here, save it for the show. And there's been a lot of speculation about whether or not Turdy tested positive for gestational diabetes. Was she GD Aladin or GD Aladin? And the answer is, I am GD Aladin.

5:40i am not having to take the three-hour test yeah i passed my glucose test i'm so skinny like he basically this is what dr fox said when he texted me he said glucose who is she you passed you're slightly anemic so what i heard so he called you skinny you are so skinny frail you are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are you have no food in your body your skin and bones and we are worried about you at this office that's what i heard dr that's what he said yeah he said slightly anemic so it's giving slim it is it's giving clean bill of health tgtgbh god willing and yeah so i don't have to suffer that three-hour test i don't have to drink that thing ever again until the next time she liked it a little too much yeah but um it's just kind of it wasn't the news i was expecting i just i kind of i kind of just felt like my fate was to have gestational diabetes.

6:31Do you know what I mean? I'm like almost a little disappointed. I think it would just been like too, too much content. Yeah. No, I didn't see that for you. And you have made a lot of it now that I think about it. Yeah. Well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test. So I like made it my whole personality. I made like a thousand TikToks about it. People being like, are you really making this your personality? Well, I was made to think it was a big deal. It kind of isn't. Yeah. And now I hear like it's optional. What? You know, like some people are like i'm not doing that i'm not drinking that oh you're you're friends without electricity like your granola friends no by the way i don't have a friend who's not taking the test it's more so like things i've seen on the internet like people being like by the way do you know like you don't have to do that no i didn't know that well i did hear actually we got some really interesting feedback from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls who didn't want to do the drink and there are other options that's what we said you can but no not like you know gatorade No, a Snickers.

7:26Even though I feel like a Snickers is just as unhealthy as that drink. Yeah, I wonder what Dr. Fox would say if you said, I don't want to do the test. The thing about Dr. Fox is like. He's very understanding. He is, but I also don't question him. Like whatever he says. Yeah, no, but I just wonder like what he would say. Would he say you have to do it? What would he say? I don't know. What would the fox say? What does the fox say? I had just written a couple of things down I wanted to share. Okay. Also, first of all, happy Valentine's Day. Oh my God, happy V-Day to you as well. And it begs the question, will you be mine?

7:58I am yours. I will forever be yours. And today, especially, I am yours. I'm yours.

8:07I love that. Yeah, it's really beautiful that we're spending Valentine's Day together. My driver driving me down here, he was like, oh, are you having like a big Valentine's Day dinner with your family? And I was like, no. Like, why would you say that? And I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day. That's why. That's why you would say that. I knew consciously, like it was subconsciously it was Valentine's Day, but I didn't wake up and think it's Carnation Day until I got this really, really beautiful text from my husband who left the house at 6 a.m. to go golf. Zach and I have like yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day.

8:35I feel like he forgot. And I feel like because I've like so lowered the bar over the years on like gifts, like those things don't matter to me as much anymore. Like I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers. I don't know if he got me flowers. He needed to have gotten me flowers. I don't want to rub it in, but I got this text from my husband that kind of is going to put all these other bitches to shame. Ready? Are you going to read it out loud? Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. Game Tunes? It was honestly a typo.

9:11Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. I said Game Tunes.

9:21Valentine's Day, LOL. I really thought you were. And I hate to brag, you know, I hate to brag. I thought you were about to read something sappy, and I was like, wow, Jay Shetty got the best of you. She's changed. It's called setting up a joke. Like, I wanted you to think that. Oh, my God. I was like, ever since she got some validation about her Jay Shetty clip, about her relationship with Ben, she's like bringing more of that energy to the show. Happy Game Tunes Day to you. happy game oh my god that's beautiful I just wanted to I want to love like

10:01get you a man who wishes you a happy game game toons day by the way remember when Jeff Bezos' text got leaked and all the toasters like recreated his text messages text your man happy game toons day and let us know what he says well at least you've gotten wished a happy game Tuesday right because we haven't explained exchanged pleasantries yet but we were also like on different tracks this morning like we haven't like looked each other in the eye yet so let's see I think I'm gonna leave it to him to like wait to see when he's gonna acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day I love that and it doesn't like matter to me so much but now I'm curious like does he remember will I be getting flowers and I'll know if they were ones that were ordered like or like picked up from Publix he loves that yeah he loves and you know what like I've like clowned on him for like getting me flowers from the grocery store but like they're nice they are nice by the way but there's something about like you know ordering something a few days before a little preparation i don't think i'm getting a gift because like usually we would discuss such a thing um but a flower would be nice yeah i did get flowers they're in my hotel room not to be cargy or what like actually they were arriving as i left so i didn't actually see them oh okay yeah um and then the other thing i wanted to say just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode i went on this like whole long diatribe maybe you heard it maybe you didn't because my audio fucking sucked yesterday i'm really sorry about that um about how i wanted to make a more conscious effort to expand our boomer demographic and i quickly realized that um thanks to some of the comments i actually was wrong i don't want boomers um we want gen x okay i got confused between my gen and my generations i'm not even 100 sure what gen x is but gen x are like the people that own homes gen x is like above us above y we are y right and then above x is boom boom and the boom like I actually don't think they would understand us at all.

11:47I think they would like that though. 100 % makes them feel young. It would be like those crazy kids. What are the stories like by me today? Like kind of random, just like little anecdotes, I would say. Little anecdotes to wrap up the week. Today is more so about us being together though. I would say like that's the theme of the day. Love. That's kind of the big story. Game tunes. City slickers. Being in a pargy new environment. Extraordinary Americans. Extraordinary Americans. And that's all, really. I love your Capris. Did you say Capri or Capri? I never, like, I had an answer until you asked me that question.

12:24You always do that to me. And I'm like, now I don't know. I shouldn't have given you the options. What kind of prints are you wearing? Capris. Yeah, I would say Capri, too. These are Capris. And aren't they nice? It's like a trouser Capri. It's really lovely. Well, because I was coming to the big city, so I wanted to wear something nice. All the way from Boise. While also we have a day with the kids, so then I can take my sweater off. I'm wearing a t-shirt bodysuit. Yes, I'm so excited after this. It's not that I'm rushing through the episode. I would absolutely never do that. No, we came all this way to our PNS, Parchinu Studio.

12:48But after the Parchinu Studio, I am spending the day with my family, which I'm so excited about. Snitch is in town, too. She's also at the wedding. So Liv and Jax are just bringing the kids. We're going to have lunch. We're going to swim. Like, I'm so excited. Yeah. So I need my outfit to have, like, some versatility. Of course, of course. While also respecting, like, homage to being in the city. Right, right, right. While paying respect to that. Yeah. And giving credit where credit is due. Yeah. Oh, also, I drove on the highway yesterday. I don't know if you heard everyone was kind of talking about it I actually I didn't hear I read about it in page six Yeah everyone was talking about it And I just have to say like I don't know how people Text and drive like I can barely breathe And drive I can barely scratch my leg And drive like when I got on the highway I was like Whatever the music is I'm not going to be able to change it For 30 minutes Whatever the air conditioning level is at I'm not going to be able to change it How are people I saw someone texting and driving on the highway I'm like what are you doing That's so funny I feel that way about picking your nose and driving like and I'm always I couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel well of course then you're losing 50 of your mobility but also like nose picking when you're like an avid nose picker like requires deep thought and concentration and then also supplies because once you get the bugger like you need a tissue to like rub it into yeah and so whenever I see people picking their nose I'm like stay away from that driver because they are reckless or like eating oh I don't know how people do anything and drive on the highway also my leg was gonna cramp I couldn't you can't move your foot an inch you couldn't reposition on the pedal like oh my god it's stressful out here I don't know how you guys do it yeah well us big city slickers does it get easier like yes which part gets more comfortable like just like the the concept of driving really fast with like a lot of other cars and never stopping like you just get used to it and then you can unclench a little bit like I'm sure you were so close to my hands were like stuck white knuckling like my leg was seriously gonna cramp I wouldn't have moved it one inch so I think that like conceptually it gets like less of a big deal and then you can just kind of relax relax and be myself right well i had to like give myself a lot of pep talks of course my number one thing is like margot washery drove on the highway after like three months of getting her license i can do this or what about that girl who took herself to target that five-year-old girl who stole her parents car think of her constantly my role model that was one and then i'm like you know what jackie like you are an intelligent capable person yep you can do this like and you've built a successful business you've birthed two children what is the highway sense you know I've got my eyes open I'm very comfortable in my vehicle I can do this and I did it oh did you see my henna tattoo do you see it no I don't see it okay yeah it didn't like stick so well I think I took it off too soon it looks like spray tan that like okay yeah so I messed it up but basically looks like beauty by beats you forgot to wash your hands a lot of people don't know this is actually my third henna festivity I've been to the bride for this wedding is Moroccan and so like before the wedding there's a big celebration where like it's called a henna but a henna is also a type of tattoo i'm not 100 clear and then the bride that gives out little like like satin ribbons with like a glob of henna in it it's supposed to be good luck and she gave me a blessing so like i'm just i'm feeling like very spiritual and holy and i know you're like making fun of my tattoo but if you want me to like give you a little bit of that i'll take some but you know i was feeling spiritual and holy too like yesterday because you went to a religious affair and you were also feeling connected to the lord yeah and just the universe and the way things work and so i'm glad that we're aligned on that that's what you can come to expect here from the show like spirituality guidance driving tips things of that nature yeah now i think without further ado we can get into the stories because you know our family's waiting for us our family we only have so much time booked at the pns yeah but like i want to buy this place like and live here yeah this is so pargy it really is and you know what you know what whenever we talk about how um ever since we went remote whenever we podcast in person we like feel weird not today i don't feel weird no it's the vibes in the studio yeah it's the lighting or something i'm not sure yeah um so without further uh do that do that do it is time for the fast five stories that you dot do need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by charlotte tilbury so charlotte tilbury is one of our favorite makeup brands out there and she has bottled 30 years of artistry into easy to choose easy to use beauty products you really can't go wrong when choosing from charlotte tilbury They are flattering products for everyone, everywhere, and that's the reason why she has been dubbed the Queen of Glore.

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21:43Not going to lie. It was a little Valentine's Day special. A little what? A little Game Tunes Day special between the two of them. They broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids. Okay, what's the key? So the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine in Friday's episode of Not Gonna Lie. Jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children struggles with that dynamic from time to time. They are so real. They are so real. When Kylie said, quote, always dating your spouse helps, he agreed saying it reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person and that can get lost very easily especially with kids they said they're in that phase of their life obviously their main focus right now is the kids but getting that rare moment to enjoy time together is even more special in this time so go out on a date honestly like I know I'm gonna roll my eyes but like that's good advice and like I don't do it yeah no I do kind of like hate though that they didn't coin this phrase like people say it all the time you should always be dating your husband.

22:43Never stop dating. And it's like well I'm tired so what about that? No and it's like okay logistically speaking like when we finally get the kids down like I'm bone tired and now I'm gonna go out to dinner. I guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and like get a couple hours back. I don't know. It's just exhausting. No and this is like a lot of internet talk. People are always like keeping the romance alive while you have young kids and a lot of this is like a little impractical. Yeah. regular folk just because by the end of the day like my idea of a good time is relaxing right we could relax together sure but like we're not gonna go dating and i think dan and chase said it best when they said we should be alone together like that's the vibe more i agree but this is good advice zach and i are gonna go on a date this week because this is like it's game tunes it's game tunes day it's our anniversary and then it's always nice to like celebrate a kid's birthday because it is a milestone for the two of us.

23:36So this week, historically, we've always done something. It's your annual date. It's our annual date. And his birthday because he does like to go out. I mean, but for him, he would love to go to the movies. Like, that's not dating. We're not talking. No, but you go. That's not a date. That's not a date. But you go to the movies like on his birthday. Yeah. That's not Valentine's Day. No, no, no. And that's not my idea of a great time. So it has to be more 50-50. But on his birthday, it's like, what do you want to do? Of course, we're headed to the movies using my secret standing up. But yes, our annual date is coming up.

24:04which is great. What are you going to wear? Ooh, I don't know. I've been shopping a lot but I feel like I've really been hungry. Like I want a meal and because I've been sick with long COVID it's like if I don't Is it going by the way? It's getting better. I took so many vitamins last night. I don't know if you saw like our listeners kind of are doubting that you have long COVID. They say you're faking it and that you just had the flu and you need to like sit down. First of all And who are they to like deny your diagnosis? Yeah, like the erasure of long COVID. It's disgusting. It makes me sick.

24:33Like it's going on nine days now okay like you try it you try having long COVID for a day you try it let alone nine okay so like this is my truth this is my struggle and you're not gonna silence me and like them doubting long COVID like how disgusting and despicable who would do such a thing who would do such a thing and I'm so glad you have a community of other really um mentally well long COVID sufferers yeah um and if you've ever ended up on like the side of TikTok or any social media platform of like long COVID sufferers. That's where you want to be. Who have like had long COVID for like three years.

25:06And at some point it does transition. It's like a mental illness. Like it's just like, and they are like afraid. They like live in tents in their garage and they like don't go to Thanksgiving. It is actually one of the craziest places to be on the internet. And like you actually feel bad even like laughing because it's really not funny. Like these people are actually sick in the head. Yeah, in the head. In the head, yeah. In the head. They set up tents in their garage just so they like don't see their kids and husbands. Sounds like a fun date night. Candle and dinner in the tent in the garage.

25:36I'm pushing past my long COVID by going. You won't let it stop you. Yeah, we're going to go out to dinner because what I was saying, it's like because I've had long COVID, I haven't been cooking as much because I find I don't have the stamina. And it's like, if I don't cook a pargy meal, like there is not a pargy meal to eat. Speaking of cooking, at the hotel this morning, I had room service for breakfast. I need room service. Yeah, and it was really good. And I tried to cover all my food groups, like something fat, something filling, something healthy. and so I ordered it said on the menu like homemade chocolate chip muffin wasn't as good as yours and I don't know maybe it's because yeah I just baked a muffin for like the first time it really was kind of gross I mean it's like what I've been trying to tell you is like there's nothing better than home cooking homemade wares but this week I have been craving like restaurant I want it all done for me honestly I blame Miss Patricia because ever since her Napoleon party last week like I just wanted a big fat meal and I've not been able to get one well we can have one after this I'm always game for a big fat meal I made one last night for dinner.

26:29We had like meatballs, of course, pasta, fresh basil from Olivia's garden. So it was a pargy meal. I had a pargy meal too. But I'm not done. I don't feel done. Because I was at this event, this henna, and there was like a lot of like meats being passed around. I did. I'm like extremely cultured. People don't realize that about me. No, I feel like that's something that's kind of slipping through the cracks here is like your - Like I know a lot. I've actually been to Morocco where I attended a different henna event. Okay. You're kind of trans Moroccan. I'm definitely, I'm definitely like feeling my Latin side being in Miami.

27:01And it's been amazing to like see my community. But as a Moroccan in Miami. But as a Moroccan Latina toaster. Yeah, I just, I feel like it's not driving home enough for some of you. Like I am cultured. Like I know things about other cultures. Multiple hennas. Three. On multiple continents. And actually one of the hennas I went to was like a Yemenite hennas. Like people really think they know me. And then they're like, they're shocked. I'm literally an onion It's true And what I was gonna say Was I ate so much At the henna There was like meats everywhere I had three tums in my purse And I ate all of them And you love like henna meats I love meats Yeah Like meat cigars Which is one of the craziest things about you And like I had Do you know what an arayas is?

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27:42I always say it wrong Yeah It's like a pocket full of meat It's so good Yeah Which is just like spiced meat you like And now that I'm slightly anemic I need to be eating a lot of meat Load up Loaded up Yeah So all's to say Great reminder from Jason and Kylie. Travis. It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey. It's also hard to say Jason and Travis. I was going Jason and Kelsey. Kylie. Date your spouse. And that's the funny thing about names. It's like Kylie and Kelsey has the same name as Kylie Jenner but they carry them and wear them so differently. I don't even think of them as having the same name.

28:14Yeah. But they're spelled exactly the same. Yeah. That's like other Jackies, other Claudias. I don't know any other Claudias and I don't care to. I love being the only Claudia and like if you know me socially and your name is Claudia and you think we're kind of close. You'll never get into the inner circle. Change your name. You want to be my friend? Change your name. Are you ready for our next story? Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live last night. Of course, the one night I don't fucking watch. Wait, Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live? I don't know why I find that so crazy.

28:43He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor-Joy. I don't know who he was on with because I didn't watch and I always watch after Southern Charm. Does he have the first chair? He looks to have had the first. No, it looks like he had the second chair so it was a woman. Okay, I'm going to go on the Bravo. Yeah, I'm sorry. I missed this too because I was actually – I'm sorry because I was in the car. I was at a very cultural event. I was at a henna so I missed it. And I was going to sleep early because I work really hard. Right. And then in the car this morning I can't be on my devices because I'm old.

29:11Okay. Oh, Anya. Anya. Wait, Anya – Beth Harmon was on Much Ames. This is like a huge get for Andy. Yeah. I feel like these are two of the biggest stars to ever be on his show. Yeah. Well, no, he gets a lot of big stars. But I just, I do feel like recently, and also the newsmaking episodes are more so the Bravo episodes. And so even if he has Diane Sawyer on, like, we don't hear about it. Because it wasn't after Southern Charm. No, but there was like a period where all the big stars were going on. Like Mariah Carey did a solo episode. I think Oprah's been on. Gaga's been on. But they've been like very Bravo-centric recently.

29:44So this is a huge get. Yeah. So Miles Taylor hilariously called out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday. day as he recalled learning Michael Jackson's iconic dance moves after a fan called into the late night show asking about the upcoming Michael biopic in which Teller plays entertainment lawyer John Branca okay I thought you were saying Miles Teller's playing Michael Jackson I actually just like I didn't even think about I assumed that he was and now I want to say and I want to say something I what period of Michael's life are they casting because if they're doing a long stretch of time they're going to need two actors no or they will like transform the original actor i think it's one actor it's definitely like a murky line of like wokeism yeah plus you add in all the allegations i would maybe skip the biopic entirely no for sure i think it's going to be a tough one to get right who does miles play his entertainment lawyer john bronca but he shared that he's always been a massive fan of michael he said i think i learned to do the moonwalk when i was like 11 and i would grab my crotch as a little kid oh he said oh he said i got into so much trouble in school while cohen was not on camera at the time miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out and when he said that the thing is is of course like you shouldn't objectify another human being but like i can understand andy in this moment like the hottest man on the planet's on your show talking about his crotch like you have to just agree and it's andy it's a natural instinct just to like look down really briefly yeah so miles said i saw you look down there andy you little pervert oh it's a weird story it's a weird story i need to watch For me, like, it does, like, highlight something that always happens on Bravo, which is, like, Andy loves to flirt.

31:26Like, really objectifying, like, all of the guys, ignoring all of the girls, of course. We didn't even know why Taylor was talking to the show. And Miles clocked him. Yeah. The thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man. And he's going to speak up for himself. Yeah. And based on the transcription in this Page Six article, I can't tell if the vibes were, like, extremely weird. Yeah. And he admitted that he did. Yeah. Yeah, and that's, I feel like it was funny, but. It depends how the rest of the episode went, which I hope to watch one day. Reading it without emotion. Yeah. For the most part, everybody really gets into the vibes of Watched Happens Live.

31:58They don't take it too seriously. The only time I can really think of things going really poorly was very sadly, what should have been a hilarious episode, Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on Watched Happens Live. Well, there you go. Yeah, well, that's, there lies the issue. Titus. Titus. Titus from Kimmy Schmidt. His name is Titus in real life. He was on Watched Happens Live. and you could tell he like kind of had like a chip on his shoulder I don't know what it was regarding and then Andy asked a question that was like a little if you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan like you should have known like a piece of that information being like it's already on Broadway or whatever and he like was so offended it was like you did no research and the whole vibe was so weird that's like probably the weirdest episode of Watch Reppens Live in my memory interesting but if you're going on like you know what it is I'm sure kelly was like miles like yeah just like have fun flirty have a drink lighten up yeah it's important to have a wife whose fingers on the pulse of culture who can explain things to you when you're miles teller and like the only social media you have is a twitter account yeah and that this show is so different from other shows that he's going on like gma right you know tonight show with jimmy we're here to have fun yeah yeah with jimmy howell jimmy howell camel jimmy howell colin colin are you ready for our next story what number number three oh yeah selena and benny are making news today.

33:14The singer has debuted a new song titled Scared of Loving You off her upcoming collaborative album with her fiance, Benny Blanco. So like we've been talking about these two as a couple for a while and I actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her music. And the way I actually like them as a couple, I have no problem with them. But now I think they're an even better couple because the one thing missing from Selena's like recent career moves is like good music. Yeah, but it's like she hasn't wanted to make music, but the music she has made the last couple okay the last couple have been bad but like revival did you see jessica simpson's releasing music i saw and she's putting her whole just so see into it she's putting her sympathy listen she is so talented she is everyone sleeps on her all of the time super bowl splix next year jessica simpson you know who i was actually thinking should do the next super bowl and it's like it's the it's the move like so cross genre like for everyone post Malone.

34:10Yes. Not only, like he's hip hop, country, pop. He also has like so many collaborators. And he has real hits. Real hits. Everyone would be happy with that choice. That's so funny. You didn't answer my text yesterday but on my flight here I decided to just like watch a ton of Super Bowl performances. It was like, it came up on my YouTube. Okay, what was your text? I sent you a link. Okay. To the first one Bruno Mars ever did. Yes. Unbelievable. I've watched it recently. Oh my God. And when I think of Bruno Mars I always think of the one of Beyonce and Coldplay, even though that was not his, that was Coldplay's.

34:40And Coldplay decided to bring out Beyonce and Bruno. The 2016 Super Bowl halftime show where Bruno brings out, oh sorry, he brought out at the very end Red Hot Chili Peppers, which was probably my least favorite part. Fatal flaw. Yeah, but it was unbelievable. Not only does he sing like nobody's ever sung. The way he's moving. He dances like nobody's ever danced. He plays the drums. He does it all. It is so great. It's so much energy. And then I watched Gaga. I watched Katy Perry. I watched the Coldplay, Beyonce, Bruno Mars one. They were just like on this playlist and I was really enjoying it on the plane.

35:13But we don't talk enough about 2016. No, it's true. I'm so sorry. Like, please don't fire me. Literally, you're fired. It's true. And I feel like we could also come to an agreement that Bruno Mars could do it every year and everyone would be happy every year. And what's wrong with that? Yeah, because even since that time, there are so many hits of his that are now like concrete hits. Because I think that was before 24 Carat Magic. and then I think yeah they brought out when Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars he brought out Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson so like 24 karat magic that was during the time but he hasn't done it since then Apatah such a Super Bowl song Apatah Apatah Big Wet and Juicy that's such a Super Bowl song the kids would love it Die with a Smile yes so many collaborators so many I mean of course but also every year after the Super Bowl then this rumor starts that like Miley's being tapped for next year it was literally it was such a big rumor last year I thought it was real she would be amazing yep and i fully endorse that and i just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever and like somehow it becomes a rumor every year and it's like not fair to all of us and to her agreed what was the story here i'm sorry like i totally selena and benny oh right so i want to say that a part of whenever we're analyzing their relationship which is a lot we don't talk enough about like the potential for her music comeback and i don't think that's of great interest to her like she crushes it in other yeah you know the acting rare beauty but her music has suffered like majorly in the last couple of years yeah and he is like the hit maker of hollywood so it's kind of like a pardy duo i don't think that's why she's dating him but i guess i hope that she's i think what she's doing is really working for her between acting and rare beauty and like she was never my pop star yeah so like i and i feel like based on the documentary like every time she's gone into music like it's been really bad for her it probably would be better with her man by her side but it could also ruin the good thing in her life i would stay away but she released a single with him i bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out so for that like that's a that's a bonus that's a plus yeah and it's a collaborative album with him so it's like gonna be a lot he sang well produce yeah um she said in the lyric she says i'm not scared of loving you i'm just scared of losing you because how could they love you as much as i do oh happy games day to you when i was young i would love too fast uh who didn't hope i don't repeat my past oh i love a good rhyme yeah You know I feel like that lyric was inspired by Rhymezone.com Yeah like Rhymezone.com slash fast Correct Last Past So stream new Selena and Benny If you want to We'll see how it is This is like a new era No I agree with you that like her current career It's funny how so many of the pop girls Because I also watched Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance Which is Perfection It's perfection Like when she gets up on the piano and does million reasons and everybody has like candles in the air.

38:07It's seriously like good luck not crying. But it's so interesting how like so many of the big pop girlies like left that pop scene to do acting. Like if I could do either, like I would still want to be a pop star. Yeah. Gaga, Ariana now, Selena. Like you could like acting sounds Miz, honestly. Like it's so awkward having to like kiss other people and pretend to be like, like my name's Mabel. No, it's not. It's fucking Selena Gomez. Like it just doesn't sound fun. Whereas being a pop star is a dream. Yeah. Like if I could be anything in the world, I would want to be a pop star. Yeah. That's when they, like Lady Gaga has always been one of my favorites.

38:37And as an actress, like she just leaves me, she leaves me behind. She doesn't lose me, but I'm just like, I'm gone. Yeah. You're not like standing the acting. Yeah. Same even with Kim. Yes, exactly. Why people like want to become actors who are really successful in other things, especially like women in Hollywood. I don't get it. It must be. Well, it's different for different people. I, but I think it's also something about like living in LA actors must just get like, they must just seem like a different tier. and you just like want to be a part of that and you're just drinking the kool-aid living there i do think for selena like coming from disney and everything i think acting was always her favorite thing so that for lady gaga like don't try and understand what she's not doing it to be part of the a-list like no she's doing it for the art for the art yeah that's so gaga yeah our fourth story are you ready for our fourth story i'm not you don't look ready is it the fourth story that's brought to you by smart mouth perchance it is smart mouth is the only mouthwash scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day smart mouth prevents bad breath 12 times longer than the leading brand and it's basically confidence in a bottle a unique dual chamber bottle keeps their two powerful solutions separate until you're ready to rinse once you you know pour the bottle over the two solutions will go into the same cup mix and activate the smart zinc technology this zinc ion activation is the key to eliminating and preventing sulfur gas which is the scientific term for bad breath and it's the secret to all day fresh breath smart mouth can be trusted it was developed by a dentist and it is dentist recommended and i just like love that there is a company out there committed to fixing bad breath i think a lot of the um options out there up until this point like mouthwash toothpaste mints it just masks the the sulfur if you will but we need to target the root cause like actually get down to the bottom of it as somebody who like is so triggered by other people's breath and is worried constantly about having bad breath smart mouth is a brand like it's a cause driven brand and the cause means a lot to me.

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44:16I don't know if that was like her truth at the time, but I think it's like, it doesn't matter. It's not worth the backlash. And also once she stepped in it and like got herself involved, she's like a major player here. Like this is her story. It's her mother's, well, it's inspired by her mother's story, but it's her book. So when she took a side, it was like kind of a big deal, but she received a lot of backlash in the form of like rumors and gossip about an incident with her son. Yeah. So I think that's why she had initially deactivated it. She took Blake's side. And then this had been a story that would have been like whispered about on the internet.

44:49I had seen it like on TikTok. But apparently there was an incident with her son. He was accused of like sexual harassment or sexual assault. And Colleen and her family like obviously, you know, protected the son. And I think kind of maybe it's something weird. And so it's been this. And she kind of put her and her family right at the center of this media war and took Blake's side. I think she didn't like the feedback she received. She deactivated her social media. Now she's back. She can't really not be on social media. She's an active part of not only this film, but like all of her books are currently being made into different movies with different partners and different celebrities.

45:28And so she goes to like book-a-thon. Like she's a public - She has books to sell too. She has books to write. Right, but it's not even about that anymore. Like she's a public persona. Yeah, but she has like a lot of jobs. Yeah. A lot of torches in the fire. I feel a little sorry for her in thinking about like what I think must have happened here um I could see her getting duped by either one of these people like these are big Hollywood stars like Colleen Hoover before like she's had a lot of writing success but like take like take out the money and stuff like she's just from like a small town like she this is her first like foray into Hollywood and she just like gets completely ripped to shreds I don't think she really knows how to handle anything that's happened everyone else is just like very methodical like everyone using other people as pawns she's just like a regular lady so even if she took the wrong side like we don't know what happened blake lively is it seems like like you know the biggest deal in the world and she's like so like her easy to get caught up and also part of her what people say in the way she like manipulates people is like with her charm and her smile and like you know women empowerment and like I could see just Colleen wasn't ready for any of this and so I feel bad for her because no matter how it went down like I just feel like she was not one of these types of people no but also when she did get involved it was like a part of this big wave of momentum right everybody was team Blake yeah and then Paul Feig and Jenny Slate so it was kind of like it's easy to be speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it yeah and so I don't think they foresaw it turning so quickly back to team Justin and an anti-Blake Colleen rhetoric so I think she thought like it was kind of going to be the end of it but it starts yeah but even if she had like taken Justin's side over the summer when things were going well for Justin then like people who were team Blake might have excavated this story about her son like I just I feel like no matter what like she's caught in the middle of this like really big bad thing that happened that has like seriously like disturbed the entire industry yeah and no matter what she did like she's at the center of it because it's her movie and like everyone's looking to her to be like well what happened on set and like who do you think is right or wrong she's just a regular lay person no yeah she doesn't know she's not in those backroom meetings like she doesn't have real power no she's very much like a front-facing part of this like people they use her for media and press and it's like exciting she's like a woman's story you get it but she doesn't have real input nor does she have like the experience or the prowess yeah to like see what's going on so i just feel like bad for her because she's in the center no matter how you slice it and to get your book made she really is like before all this it was I remember they did like a New York Times profile on her and it was like that particular she sold two million books like she's such an amazing success and she's um kind of revitalized a stereotypically like you know people never gave romance novels much they were never like you know in the front of the bookstore it was never like sexy it was just like kind of like these things women read in their spare time so she revitalized like an entire different genre she really is like a trailblazer and now she's just kind of been like like it's like a pawn you know yeah and she's so many exciting projects coming up almost all of her books get optioned and she's really like a she's a major success and she is like an inspiration but now we just think of her as like Blake Baldoni but I do think there's a lesson here for her I feel like she really was involved in this and like posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground I do feel like she needs to establish a production company and take herself out of it a little bit and not be like so arm in arm with the cast because there's all this stuff that can go down and like she was fun she needs a little distance and i think that that's just like a good thing to do anyway yeah um because she was very much like in the weeds yeah which was great for pr and great for like because the book was really created on social media like the hype so you can't leave people in the dust you have to bring them on that journey with you but that's really not stereotypically in the past how books get made like you buy a book and the author has no part of any any of it and that's you know hard for them but that's what you get when you sell your book it's hard for them but i think the distance would protect them a little bit and i think she needs that i agree and with all her books being turned into movies it's a good lesson to learn yeah it's just crazy that this is the first one and like it went so south it's so this whole story is so crazy like this little book that like all the like the women for the girlies has turned into one of the biggest scandals in hollywood in years and not the biggest of this type and the fact that it's the type of scandal that's the things we're talking about are like sexual harassment women in the workplace and like the book is literally about these things it's seriously like it's it's like it's stranger than fiction it's like self-fulfilling stranger than fiction correct our fifth and final story a little sports news aaron rogers has been cut from the jets i'm very like i'm not happy about this i just this has been aaron rogers recently like big time loser i spent a lot of my time watching his documentary and so when i saw that like you know they're telling this comeback story about how he's going to like be with the Jets and win the Superbowl.

50:20And by the time I watch the documentary, like they're already at, they're not even in the playoffs. Right. So I was like, Oh damn, it's not their season. But you know, I'm still like rooting for that moment. And now he's been cut from the Jets. He will not return as quarterback. And I have to assume like he's going to retire, right? It's such a bad way to go out. I don't think he's going to retire. He spent, he worked so hard healing himself. I think he wants another season. Where does he go? You know where he should go? The 49ers. Yeah. Yeah. They kind of need, even though he didn't do a good job.

50:48But I don't know if it's more so that Aaron Rodgers isn't good anymore or it's just the curse of the Jets. The Jets, they could have Tom Brady and everyone, and they just still wouldn't be able to do well. It's something in the air in that arena. I think he has got his work cut out for him, but I think it's also the Jets. I think he's still a great quarterback. He works so hard. He trained so hard. He literally broke records in how quickly he healed his heel. um and i i he's such like a mentally crazy person like he's not going out like this he wanted to play that same season that he got injured yeah no i mean you have to really orchestrate when you're like a great quarterback or any player but specifically quarterback you have to orchestrate like a really um a pargy way of going out even like jason kelsey that's the most recent retirement while he didn't win it was still an honorable way to go right the kelsey bull he went out on top you know Tom Brady did go out well the first time and then he just kind of embarrassed himself but you want to know but he won another Super Bowl with the Bucks yeah but he lost his family in return right but were they ever his they weren't his to lose if you love something set it free if they don't come back they were never yours in an ideal situation like you win the Super Bowl and then you retire but like you have to do it in a in a way that's you know not embarrassing and like this is embarrassing to like I'm gonna come and revitalize this loser-y team he's not going out this way you got injured and then you got cut so that's what i'm saying he kind of can't he can't he can't i think he should go well he'll go to another team i like the 49ers i know even though like brock's really working working things out he's not like amazing but he's good i do think just got married you can't cut him in watching his doc no not cut because it would be like a short term back up he'd be like a in watching his documentary like the 49ers were like where he was supposed to go that's like really Yeah, like when he was drafted.

52:35Oh my God, by the way, I just want to say, I didn't know that. I just like was using my knowledge of football to make an educated guess. The way I remember it, he's from the Bay Area. When he was drafted, they like needed a quarterback and like he was hoping that that's where he was going. He had a really bad draft experience. It was a draft day situation where like nobody really wanted him. He wound up being drafted to the Packers, but they already had Brett Favre who like refused to retire. So he had to like ride the bench for a number of years until it was his time. And the 49ers have always been like the one that got away.

53:04well and that's like maybe brock could train under him i think brock needs a little bit of that aaron rogers toughness aren't dating right now because like all the wives no one that we know the best part of the 49ers is like olivia culpo kristen use check claire kiddle like the girlies so i just want to know who aaron would be bringing to the to the crew so no one at the moment but i do think like the 49ers are where you go to find love like oh to settle down i just feel like the 49ers have good romantic energy they seem a lot of them seem like very happily stable partners I love that and because you could be with a girl from LA right Olivia Culpo it opens up the pool Olivia Culpo you're not saying like we have to move to Boise yeah you would love that though I would but they don't have a football team yeah but then you have to travel to the big city and become a big city slicker for the game oh my god and I could just get so excited for every game well that's actually a great transition because we have Queenie and Weenie and there are a little bit of um like i have some sports selects okay so queenie and weenie of the week is a segment we do every friday just sort of wrap up the week take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards to queenie of the week and weenie of the week somebody who acted like a queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie this week it's a seven-day title it's not that serious um you could be queenie one week weenie the next it hasn't happened but it could and dreaming yeah just like don't take it so serious yeah so you're gonna do queenie or weenie first we will do queenie first okay oh i was like what was my queenie my queenie is a friday edition this part of your new studio yeah no that's definitely up there for me this studio and this experience is totally my queenie though i had a great way it's been a dream it's giving such like monday energy on a friday like we're bringing out the big guns and it's just been like so gargy to look at and have a fresh new environment it's brought out some freshness in us so the studio is my queenie my queenie is saquon barkley it's similar but different um i just feel like i wasn't really familiar with saquon and this week was a big week for saquon obviously winning the super bowl but more so the media appearances um he's getting praised online for defending taylor swift and everything i see about this man and he's like a cute fiance and they have a baby like everything i see i like and i also just learn about his like story from the giants like i'm just learning and i'm like yeah and i just want to like keep the philadelphia eagles fans who listen to this show I want to keep them happy because um they're a scary bunch they're a scary bunch and they'll come to your town you know like I'm good my weenie of the week is unfortunately the Kansas City Chiefs they oh wow they played in such a weenie like manner so weenie um they barely gave us a Super Bowl like we might as well have we didn't even have a game um even though like towards the end Patrick kind of like threw the greatest touchdown of all time but it's so irrelevant which is so crazy yeah like the longest past the longest yard longest yard um very much weenie behavior like we were all rooting for you we all like got dressed and cooked in our faces people traveled and they got hotels and like and sitters everyone was just like showing up for a game and like you guys couldn't show up right very much weenie like behavior they are an instance of i'm sure in the future they'll be the queenies yeah um but like the week isn't over and like you're still nursing that out my weenie of the week and i'm sorry to do this because she has been through a lot but like weenie behavior needs to be called out it's mandy more like the more i think about that story we talked about yesterday where she was like blowing up amazon for delivering that package to her parents in-laws like burnt down house they um and something we didn't even talk about when we were we're discussing it is it can't be overstated that her parents ordered that shit to that specific location so we're mad at amazon for doing their jobs like maybe maybe the driver was like oh the person whose house burned down like doesn't have anywhere else to live so they need like a delivery of course like i don't know the more i thought about it i feel like you have to be really careful when you're a celebrity going online to like complain about social media not only did she misread the room here like she's also wrong in the situation i'm sorry she is i feel like the discourse that i've seen about it people are like thinking that it's they're not disagreeing with mandy about like the craziness i she's america sweetheart that's the thing and like she's an she's always like and up until recently she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities and one of the celebrities who lost the most so people are just championing her right now and i'm down and then the more i think about the situation critically i'm like wait i love you and i'm sorry everything that's happened to you but you are wrong no you are wrong when i think about that picture i'm like damn amazon like you can get it anywhere anytime like and what imagine if they didn't deliver and it was the person's only receiving address to get stuff and they're like we're being discriminated against because our house is burned right but we still have land right I just I think it's preposterous I understand seeing that picture like seeing that image like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel and it would be more like a ha ha moment not even it's kind of like a cultural statement I could see that winning like photo of the year like rather than like a shame on you for doing the job that I asked you to do Yeah.

57:51So it's poetic, but it's not unjust. I agree. She's gotten like a little carried away. With the praise. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Okay. I'm so glad because I actually kept thinking about it. I saw people's takes and I'm like, wait, I disagree with all of you. Every time I see the picture more and more, I'm just like so impressed of that box standing there. Like a phoenix from the ashes. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. This has been a beautiful episode. I think we absolutely crushed. Drew, you agree? Yeah, he agrees. And that's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver of the Fast Five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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