Girls Trip to Brisborne: Tuesday, June 30th, 2026

10:00Jackie Oshry:and they are like legitimately evil. Like a lot of these guys, the behavior from Gaul last night, sinister this entire season. It's been very alarming actually at how young men interact in relationships. He says, I could never be a 21 year old girl right now. Like seriously.

10:16Claudia Oshry:I think that like boys are, you know, boys will be boys. They're acting the way. No, no, no. That's like, I was just saying that they're acting the way that guys have always acted, right? In terms of action. The difference is the way that they speak now and they say the opposite of what they're doing. Maybe like back in our day they were like fuck boys and they never said anything other than that but that's who they were and what you saw was what you get. Now it's like sincere like acts like a life coach and then he's just like going to ruin your life coach.

10:44Jackie Oshry:Yeah, right. Wait, let's save all of this for the TV recap and then I want to tell you one more thing before we dive into the stories. Guess what I saw on the street yesterday? I'll give you a clue. What holiday weekend is it? the 4th of July. Kelly Ripa. I saw motherfucking Kelly Ripa. Let me tell you something. I got scared. I was like, hopefully she doesn't know about the Kelly's Mindless News segment. She was minding her own business. She looked so insane. Like she looked so gorgeous. Skin tight. She was wearing a hat, like a cutesy little outfit because it was a thousand degrees. She looked like a real celebrity, you know, like a glamorous woman.

11:20Jackie Oshry:And she wasn't even wearing like a ton of makeup or like a dress. She just looked glamorous. Oh, that's beautiful.

11:24Claudia Oshry:I don't feel ready for 4th of July. Like it's coming on too hard, too fast. Like I need some more time. You know, this is a big weekend. Maybe this will help prepare you. And then like all the America 250 festivities over after 4th of July. Maybe this will get you in the mood, okay?

11:41Jackie Oshry:And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the man who died who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today. Because there ain't no doubt I love this land. God bless the USA.

12:09Claudia Oshry:Claudia, that's beautiful. You feel ready? No, but I appreciate the effort. But you're closer. Much closer. I guess so. I don't know. It's just like a whirlwind week. I know. It's really summer begins. I want to savor. Maybe I'll feel the energy when we get to the Hamptons. It's very like. Yeah, it's very Americana. Yeah, yeah. I brought an American flag plate.

12:33Jackie Oshry:You're packing a plate?

12:34Claudia Oshry:I packed a serving platter. I did. That's insane. Well, I packed it in my car. That was shipped up. So that's better. I packed a couple cookware. But I got such cute American flag stuff from Rifle Paper Co. And I was like, I need this for 4th of July. let me bring it to the Hamptons. Okay. That's crazy, but I understand the method. I actually packed a lot. Like, I actually did pack a plate separate from the serving platter and a couple bowls and my Dutch oven. You packed your Dutch oven? I did pack my Dutch oven. Do you want to hear why? You want to hear the thinking? My facial is canceled, so I can tell you.

13:15Okay.

13:17Claudia Oshry:So we need a Dutch oven in the Hamptons. What if we want a chili or a cassoulet? We just, we always need a Dutch oven. We're always like running to TJ Maxx to find one. And I actually just got like all new Le Crusade they gifted me. Because you know my color is being retired. Shallot. Shallot. So they gifted me like a bunch of product. Dutch ovens, etc. But I have a Dutch oven. So I didn't open any of those yet. And once I open. But in the new ones, I'm not really going to use like my old blue. So I was like, instead of, why don't I bring it to the Hamptons? Retire it there. And then instead of having to buy like a cheap one.

13:49Jackie Oshry:We'll have a retirement ceremony for the old blue Le Crusade.

13:51Claudia Oshry:So like my car was being shipped. So yeah, throw in a Dutch oven. Whatever. Whatever. What the hell? Lish and I are aligned. Lish and I are aligned on this. Okay, that's good. Yes. That's good. We're in alignment.

14:03Jackie Oshry:Well, the stars are aligned because Jackson Clod are back together again. And I feel as though it's time to dive into Love Island, to dive into Dear Toasters and the Fast Five stories. What do you say?

14:14Claudia Oshry:I say sure. Without further ado, ado, ado, ado, ado, It is time for the Fast Five stories that you do need to know.

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20:13Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turdwide. You're welcome. Our first story. Amanda Batula is leaving Summer House after 10 seasons in the wake of controversy. Yeah. Amanda Batula will not be returning for season 11 of Summer House Variety has learned.

20:31Jackie Oshry:I heard a lot of people aren't returning. I don't know if this was true or not. It was just like a rumor circulating that also not returning are pretty much all the new people. KJ, Dara, Ben. Okay. Maybe that was it. Bailey. No, she's there. Yeah. So that makes sense. KJ, Dara, Ben. Bailey was great.

20:51Claudia Oshry:Yeah, like, so that's, that makes sense.

20:55Jackie Oshry:Yeah, and Sierra and Lindsay are operating in the same capacity, but they're like not full-time, but they're like, you know, featured. Kyle? Yes. Where'd you see all this? Threads. Did I tell you I redownloaded threads? That's like where everything Summer House on Love Island goes down. Yeah. Sorry, I needed to do it for my work. Okay, go ahead. Now, I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion, but this show sounds boring. and it's really reminding me of Vanderpump Rules except with Vanderpump Rules, everybody filmed. So like we got another like one or two good seasons out of it because everyone like was dealing with the fallout from that.

21:30Jackie Oshry:I know we had to fire them. Like I know they're bad evil people but like I kind of want to see what they're up to.

21:35Claudia Oshry:Yeah, and like if their relationship is sort of struggling, which I feel like it is.

21:41Jackie Oshry:You do. Dumois said that like somebody overheard them in a bar saying I love you. But like that's Dumois.

21:45Claudia Oshry:I don't know. I feel like I feel like it they're having a hard time I don't think it's like amazing and it would be interesting television and watching them like try to you know build back friendships and by the

21:59Jackie Oshry:way it's entirely possible that they weren't asked back or that they didn't want to come back I think like Wes maybe but I think maybe Amanda's like had enough I don't know I don't know whose call it was I don't really care all I know is like the cast that was introduced to me sounded boring as hell Like I feel like it's back where we're at. The show got this huge bump, this national platform. And it's like, okay, we cut all the interesting bits out. And now we're just left with the same cast we've had for the last 10 years.

22:22Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, this wouldn't have been like my call, as I said. But I feel like I'm always on the opposite side of what the production would do. Unless they're on In the City. Well, yeah, but so is Kyle. No, but I need Amanda and West somewhere.

22:35Jackie Oshry:Sorry.

22:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah. They're crazy. I need to hear from them. I'm in the Summer House. I can't take on In the City. I'm sorry. I just can't.

22:41Jackie Oshry:So funny because last night at Mahjong, my friend Rachel was like, are you watching in the city? And I was like, no. And she was like, what? Like, I just, I can't. Like, between Love Island and I have a full-time job.

22:51Claudia Oshry:Maybe after Love Island, you asked me again. And after the summer because I want to enjoy my summer.

22:56Jackie Oshry:Being introduced to all these new people. Like, no one, I watched the first two episodes. Nobody really stuck out to me. And I'm actually at a place right now with my Bravo people. Like, I can't take on new Bravo liberties. Like, I'm still dealing with the ones that I currently have.

23:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Yeah. so just because they're going to in the city I don't know like how much that means like I'll watch summer house but I don't I don't I think that's about it yeah this just sounds boring like

23:20Jackie Oshry:when I saw the lineup I Jesse was back like it was a good show before West Mandeville like it was a fine show it wasn't super popular like actually no it was it was popular but it wasn't you know the thing everyone was talking about and now it is and we're removing the element of why people are talking about it and like I get it we want Sierra back and Sierra would never film with them but I don't think Sierra should be back on this show I think she's graduated I think it was the best thing that they could have done for her yeah go on to do Dancing with the Stars and spend your summers in Fiji and let them you know let them take over this like what I think now is a show that's beneath Sierra what's bad and maybe like Jesse maybe the other castmates don't want to film with them not just Sierra

24:00Claudia Oshry:maybe but I don't know I think Jesse could forgive Wes it's just going to take time and thought but it's like now that if he's not on the show anymore like will they all still are they still doing ozark are they still doing what ozark oh then there's you know the the rumored ozark like that everyone's talking about ozark but no it's like if they went back on the show jesse and west would eventually be friends again because they would film together they would have a lot of conversations they would finally talk and it's like if he doesn't go back on the show i guess that's it on their friendship because like who's gonna put all that much energy

24:32Jackie Oshry:you into something if you're not being filmed yeah and i actually think that the damage done to their friendship is like more than we think yeah i mean i feel like jesse's done with jesse's me at a wedding can't stop yeah literally yeah i think it's worse than we even know because it's not like the main point of this whole scandal like it's a subplot yeah yeah it's very sad so okay they've made their choice also um sierra's currently on aftersun and i just want to say i feel like i know she had to take the job when they offered it to her but i feel like in hindsight honor and it's a huge platform no it's a huge it's a huge platform but i think in hindsight is kind of a bad call because first of all i don't know if you saw they're like getting backlash and it's just like the love island fans are so mentally ill that like no matter who does it like it's not a reflection on their performance like you're just gonna get hate they're getting a lot of hate um i think it's kind of taken her out of the world because she's on the other side of the globe it's taken her out of the world for like two months where it's like opportunities events campaigns that she can't do when she was like had a lot of this momentum from the reunion and i just feel like she couldn't have known it but it's like this once a week show that nobody watches and the people that do hate it and they hate the host and they send them death threats Like her and Teffy are like on threads begging for their lives.

25:56Jackie Oshry:Like, yeah, I don't know. I feel like it was a bad call.

25:58Claudia Oshry:Yeah, but I also think that there's obviously going to be crazy people who like take it so personally and are mad. I found it crazy that they were responding to people. Oh, me too. That's like you're on TV like they're in their basement. Like you don't have to respond.

26:10Jackie Oshry:They're literally on an island with nothing else to do. That's what I mean. I don't think it's good for her.

26:16Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen all of what's being said and I don't like I don't even know what they've done.

26:21Jackie Oshry:there's not even like one criticism people are like you're siding with the girls too much other people you're siding with the guys too much people saying that like they just you know regurgitate things they see on tiktok and it's like okay doesn't everyone do that like it's just no but i

26:34Claudia Oshry:when you are a host and this is like a being lost but like you're meant to just host like yeah you're not taking sides you're not like the personality oh and then i also heard that the two of them are like bickering a lot really infighting within the host yeah i saw like an awkward clip Oh, that is awkward because last I saw them in the challenge, they were like besties. You know, besties for the resties. Three weeks already.

26:56Jackie Oshry:They're also getting Stockholm syndrome. Like they're not okay. Oh, wow.

26:58Claudia Oshry:That's really awkward. But no, like you don't need to have like a ton of personality to be a host. To be a host.

27:05Jackie Oshry:Just moderate. And actually when you have a lot of personality as a host, I actually think that is a detriment to your hosting abilities. Yeah.

27:12Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And that seems to not be what people are hiring for anymore.

27:17Jackie Oshry:Yeah. But I think it's a better way of hosting it.

27:21Claudia Oshry:And let the, you know, the story speak for itself. Yeah. Let's just stay out of the way. I don't know what they're doing and how much personality they're injecting. But like. A decent amount.

27:31Jackie Oshry:I felt that way during the challenge too. Like they were kind of stepping on each other to like get a joke in. It was a lot. It was like. Yeah. It was a lot. Very like rat-a-ta. Like, you know. Because they were finally like getting a chance on the main show. Like they had to. This was their big opportunity. I get it. I would have done the same exact thing.

27:48Claudia Oshry:Yeah, like you're at such like a high level of like.

27:51Jackie Oshry:And how many people you think watch an episode, a given episode of Love Island? Couple million.

27:55Claudia Oshry:It's huge. Yeah.

27:56Jackie Oshry:For both of them.

27:57Claudia Oshry:Yeah, yeah. No, they would have never said no. But like, I mean, nothing's ever going to be completely smooth sailing.

28:03Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I just feel like a lot of the wind behind her from the scandal and then like all the campaigns, it has sort of fizzled a little bit because she's just sort of been taking out of the equation by living in Fiji for the summer.

28:14Claudia Oshry:Just wait for Dancing with the Stars. and also like she's there what six weeks wait july 4th is when summerhouse starts so what she's gonna miss like the first month yeah but she's a lindsey yeah but like that's a lot of time to miss she'll miss like the first two or three weekends oh really is that it yeah because it ends mid-july oh thank god yeah they keep saying it's been three weeks we've got probably two and a half more weeks can't come soon enough yeah next story learned this wedding patrol top wedding gurus post is sparking speculation that taylor and travis are already married so the person who was oh really the person who was rumored to be taylor swift's wedding planner and designer which i feel like was like pretty much all but confirmed his name is rishi he posted this on instagram Today I asked 23 of my colleagues if when they started in the event industry, span of 7 to 45 years, that they would have ever dreamed or imagined they would be a part of what we created today.

29:20Claudia Oshry:Unanimously the answer was no. That in itself means more than I can ever explain. I can't wait to share what we created, but for now I'm just eternally grateful for those who mean more to me than I could ever explain. then also someone else posted a samantha roberts who owns a social media agency known for its strategic orchestration of wedding release rollouts creating digital moments that rebel across the internet she posted tonight was a career highlight 15 years ago i came to new york because i loved events i dreamed that one day i'd work events like the one i did tonight

29:51Jackie Oshry:and then i don't think taylor hired a social media strategy firm for her wedding just saying

29:56Claudia Oshry:Well, she might like do content, wedding content.

30:00Jackie Oshry:Like she has a whole production company. She's not hiring some random wedding vendor. I just want to say none of this means anything to me. If anyone is actually a contracted vendor for Taylor's wedding, they ain't posted Instagram stories about it that night.

30:14Claudia Oshry:I'm sorry, no. So the social media girl tagged a couple people, including wedding planning guru Marcy Blum. But Marcy Blum says that this was not for Taylor and Travis, but rather a fabulous summer party for her favorite client.

30:27Jackie Oshry:Yeah, of course, this is not Marcy Blum. Like Marcy Blum, no. You guys. So what do you think about Rishi's post? So Rishi has not been confirmed, but hasn't been denied. I think he's potentially. I think maybe he does a lot of like really insane events. And perhaps this was just one of them. also as of this moment like trucks are being loaded into Madison Square Garden like the event is if it is in the garden whatever it is actively being set up now yeah so I don't know what the hell they accomplished or or or or all of this is you know a part of the strategy

31:11Claudia Oshry:oh no I don't think so when I read Rishi's post I didn't immediately think oh they are already married I thought oh the venue was set up Oh they had an amazing day of set up

31:21Jackie Oshry:Yeah except like fresh flowers They're not getting married till Friday Why would you have the flowers installed on a Monday Yeah especially with no like light or air And yeah like major weddings Like some weddings they set up in the morning Sometimes a night for major weddings Two days like maybe three It's a little early for flowers

31:36Claudia Oshry:They could have had like an event A wedding event You know there's lots of welcome party Rehearsal dinner

31:45Jackie Oshry:What's so exciting is that like this time next week we should just know a lot more and that's exciting I am also like I saw more fueling the MSG July 3rd theory which is like the one and only theory and it's either just like totally true or totally not true but there are a lot of street closures within the Madison Square Garden region similar to how they did for the NBA championships where it's like it's like a bubble you can't get in past 9th Avenue and you can't get in past 33rd Street so there is like a there was a permit to have those streets closed yeah which is insane that really speaks to her level of fame like celebrities get married all the time they don't shut down like huge streets in the biggest city in the world in the most dense by penn station for multiple days like those streets are closed right now or no july 3rd just okay it's insane they literally did that for the first time ever for the nba championships they don't do that like that's crazy unless like the president I remember one time I was inside of a bubble.

32:44Claudia Oshry:Bridget shut down the street.

32:46Jackie Oshry:She shut down one street in Soho where like there's cobblestone. Nobody can even drive. She shut down the street. You can, Dior, yeah.

32:52Claudia Oshry:You can shut down the street.

32:54Jackie Oshry:You can. You can't shut down a neighborhood. She's shutting down probably like eight blocks, according to the permits filed by the New York City Department of Transit. For July 3rd. For July 3rd. Okay.

33:07Claudia Oshry:I'm so excited.

33:08Jackie Oshry:Like, this is huge.

33:10Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

33:10Jackie Oshry:Huge!

33:11Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I'm excited too. I'm ready to know more. I guess the next show we do, like we will know something. Oh,

33:18Jackie Oshry:that's so true. The next show we do. Oh,

33:21Claudia Oshry:yeah. Watch this.

33:23Jackie Oshry:What a thrillifying tale. I've been listening to the wicked Tony. Oh, a thrillifying tale. That's a good one. It is. I don't have that one. Oh, I'll bring it to the Hamptons. You don't know about the thrillifying tale of Alphabet. The woman who narrates it is annoying, like is annoying. she's just jealous a thousand percent like i need i know all first of all hugh lorry for gerald the giraffe do you have that one no gerald of can't dance yeah gerald the giraffe hugh lorry does that tony yes don't you giraffes can't dance you silly fool oh gerald don't be doffed he's so crazy like are you ready for our next story i guess secret lives the mormon wives

34:10Claudia Oshry:star Layla Taylor comes out as bisexual on Jay Shetty. So Layla Taylor sat down with Jay Shetty to announce that she's bisexual. She said, I'm gay and I'm bi and I date women and men. She divulged during the conversation that she's currently talking to a woman who cooked off their romance by liking one of her Instagram photos, but she did not say who. She called the mysterious woman emotionally aware and very patient. She's been very understanding and letting me take this all at my own pace because it's still just so foreign to me and so new um so she did a wide ranging interview that I have not seen um but the highlight is that she has shared that she's

34:52Jackie Oshry:bisexual and she's you know dating a woman now Parjee that's great that's really great um I feel like Layla from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I don't know, I just feel like so unmoved by her. Do you know what I mean? Like this is honestly really big news. Like the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives has their first LGBTQ cast member. It's big news, I don't know. First.

35:22Jackie Oshry:Anyways. Like, okay, I don't know, that's great. Like that's really great. What's next? You know, like. yeah yeah she just like hasn't really made an impact on the show in a meaningful way yet yeah i think a few of the girls actually know pretty much everyone macy hasn't really like me like a huge impact but she shared a lot and she's like she has people love yeah people really like her i take that back i was just trying not to like single out layla yeah yeah but she's like the only one who's also wasn't always a full-time cast member she was like a friend of sort of vibe and she worked her way up.

35:57Jackie Oshry:I don't know. I just.

35:58Claudia Oshry:But maybe this is like part of the reason why it felt like she hasn't made an impact. She was like holding back. Yeah. And like not being her full self.

36:06Jackie Oshry:Yeah. So I'm happy for her. Don't you feel like Jay Shetty is like really like leveled up recently? Yeah. Do you see all of his like promotional materials where like if someone comes on, they do like a slow-mo video and they sit down and it says Jay Shetty looks like Vogue. Like do you see that thing?

36:26Claudia Oshry:Oh, I saw like the Vogue looking thing. Yeah, but I also feel like his guests have been like very, you know, relevant. Swirly. Yeah, which I like. And I think he's like, we need a swirly av and you like him where it's like serious conversations. You know, not just like tea or whatever.

36:45Jackie Oshry:Yeah, right. You know, I went on Jay Shetty. I know.

36:47Claudia Oshry:And I feel like that's like sort of inspired everyone else too.

36:51Jackie Oshry:Jackie, I think you need to go on. No. Would you ever? you like don't open up to have like an emotional combo yeah no you wouldn't no no like unless if

37:03Claudia Oshry:he wants like just talk for fun like but like no no honestly jay shetty doesn't talk for fun no i don't no that's not my style for me for i know you know i know but um but it's good stuff and i appreciate what he's doing what he does over there yeah absolutely creating you know a safe space for conversation absolutely there's a couple goods you know now we have like there's like a lot of good avenues i feel like it's like now like jay shetty call her daddy jake pass the puss yeah yeah vile files if you're like really reality tv very reality tv yeah yeah yeah um are you ready for our next story oh so mazel tov to layla oh mazel tov to Layla wishing you the best yeah looking forward oh Taylor Frankie Paul arrested

37:53Jackie Oshry:question mark not arrested like reported cops called on her by Dakota so like take everything with a grain of salt but like the fact that these two are still interacting I know and just as she was like starting to emerge a little bit they say her season might air this summer I know that they have a child together so like no communication is like not an option yeah but this is annoying

38:14Claudia Oshry:Yeah, she posted on her Instagram briefly. She said, cops called on me again this week. What are the odds? And it's not people. It's one person. It's the same person. It's obsessive. TMZ learned that it was Dakota. Obviously. Police tell TMZ they were contacted by Dakota on Friday, who shared concerned about his protective order with Taylor regarding drop-off in custody of their kid. Officers contacted her to make sure they were all on the same page regarding the protective order and drop-off hours. We're told the matter is now in the hands of the district attorney's office.

38:42Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I could see her having been like 10 minutes late,

38:44Claudia Oshry:and he called the cops right like the drop-off right there's no new altercation so it's just a really bad headline yeah I guess that's true yeah yeah um okay next story Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi fly under the radar at the airport in Australia after their getaway so Kendall and Jacob were spotted trying to fly under the radar at Brisbane Air Brisbane Airport in Australia over I love flying to Brisbane. I like Brisbane. I've never been, but I've heard it's beautiful. You've been to Brisbane? And Brisbane is beautiful this time of year. We should go. Girls trip. Girls trip to Brisbane. So they're just like wearing COVID masks, scarves, hoods, and hats to go through the airport.

39:29Claudia Oshry:They're still spotted.

39:31Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I mean, they're giants, both of them, so they're going to be spotted. I don't think celebrities really can fly private to Australia, right? It's such a long flight. you sort of have to fly commercial well you could stop and fuel up yeah i guess that's his hometown so like we're meeting the parents we're doing the hometown is right he's australian no yeah he is beats me yeah okay cute i just want to reflect on joey king for a moment if i may okay

40:04okay joey oh joey and i know she's like very happily married and i genuinely like i like her

40:11Jackie Oshry:and i wish her the best it's just really crazy to think about jacob alorty's arc both relationship wise career wise like where he started like he's dating kendall jenner like that's insane like and everybody knows him now it's like that hot actor who dates superman i was like i know him as the brother from Kissing Booth who was dating his co-star, Joey King.

40:32Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And that relationship ruined the franchise. Yeah. So what did you want to say? I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to reflect. And I feel like I've reflected. You felt sufficiently reflected. When will my reflection show? I feel like Jacob Elordi is a hard person to be in a relationship with because he's always like striving, you know? Like. Walking really fast? No, no, no. Striving. Oh, I said striding. Like I would not be able to keep up with his pace. Climbing the ladder, you know, like Austin Butler type.

41:00Jackie Oshry:Yeah, Austin Butler, yeah.

41:01Claudia Oshry:But so then I wonder what he's like in a relationship once he's reached the top. And I would say, like, Kendall Jenner, like, so successful, so beautiful. Hopefully he's more relaxed. Hopefully he can just, like, enjoy, you know?

41:10Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I would love to see, like, a campaign with these two. Like a high-end fashion campaign.

41:16Claudia Oshry:Like her in Bad Bunny for Gucci?

41:19Jackie Oshry:Yeah.

41:19Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

41:21Jackie Oshry:I would just like to see that.

41:23Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

41:24Jackie Oshry:And I just want to say, I feel like he's not a good boyfriend. just based on vibes.

41:29Claudia Oshry:Interesting. Why? You ever see that video

41:31Jackie Oshry:where like he took Olivia Jade to the Tribeca Film Festival and walked in the right car but she was waiting for him at the end and he like literally walked right past her because he forgot she was there and like walked up the stairs.

41:38Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

41:40Jackie Oshry:I don't know. It's just a vibe.

41:41Claudia Oshry:Just a feeling that I have. Yeah. And like I just don't like all this. Like why do you have like we know it's you. What's with the mask and the scarf and the hat and like just stop. Like literally there's a

41:49Jackie Oshry:horde of paparazzi following you. Like the jig is up. Right. Like just smile. What if you just smiled?

41:58Claudia Oshry:you're beautiful you're in love just stop being so serious like if you strap me up to a heart rate

42:03Jackie Oshry:monitor and like showed me photos of these two like it does nothing for me yeah like you're saying these two people haven't dated already twice like it just doesn't feel new it doesn't feel fresh like I liked when he dated Olivia Jade especially now but when they started dating she was like fresh off the heels of her scandal so like it was kind of this like crazy risky fun thing for her to do like this is so uninspiring to me reminds me of Kim and Louie no but I'm here

42:24Claudia Oshry:for them i'm here for them dating now like i am and so i don't care i just like i wish i would just like stop being so like serious like you're walking through the airport it's not like it's not a crazy high-stakes situation just like give us a wave you know everybody loves you oh not me no i think they're cute i think they're cute are you talking about this callum turner thing who's that duolipa just got married and everyone

42:56Jackie Oshry:was like obsessed with the wedding very like a euro summer italian like cigarettes but do you know who he so they they have like this very famous meet cute they were like in a restaurant or something reading the same book and he looks at her whatever and he's like i guess now we're on the same page whatever like the whole theme of like the welcome party was books it's like library on the same page and stassi baby hosts a podcast with victoria kylie's old assistant victoria goes on the podcast starts talking about her ex-boyfriend who like never wants to be seen in public with her like didn't want to be famous like was so mean hiding her it's callum turner and she actually says that dua lipa and callum turner met when he was on a date with victoria at a restaurant she got up to go to the bathroom so like their whole like meet cute book page

43:40Claudia Oshry:is like a little not true yeah well it's true it's just half the truth correct well damn but they got married so sorry sister yeah so it's over yeah yeah yeah they made it right yeah right um our fifth and final story which will lead into our love island recap which is brought to you by

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46:19Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turt Video. You're welcome. Okay, our fifth and final story leading into our TV recap. Love Island USA's Tiara Davis allegedly threatened to shoot a girl years before entering the villa.

46:30Jackie Oshry:and one thing about me is like I will not tolerate any tt slander I love her no I know this is like

46:35Claudia Oshry:very inconvenient I need more context before like so here here here you go Tiara Davis allegedly beat up a girl years before entering Love Island USA over jealousy involving her ex-boyfriend this according to the girl who ran to court to get protection TMZ obtained the 2018 restraining order filed against Tiara by a woman named Shayla Woodard according to the court docs 16 year old shayla claimed 17 year old tiara threatened to shoot my god threatened to shoot her with a gun after physically assaulting her she said she knew tiara from a friend of a former classmate shayla said she did not know tiara personally but believed tiara was upset because she knew her boyfriend shayla said she called the police on tiara but she kept harassing her she asked for a restraining order requiring tiara to stop contacting her and stay away from her and her family a temporary restraining order was granted but the case was later dismissed in december

47:24Jackie Oshry:This is just like inconvenient because Love Island, like, you know, they do. I think Parmita also has some social media posts that have come out.

47:33Claudia Oshry:Yes, she does. Well, the thing is Love Island takes action against like social media posts. That's like what they've taken action against. I actually think that something like this, and I do think something like this comes up in a background check.

47:44Jackie Oshry:Yeah, absolutely.

47:45Claudia Oshry:So like this is something that they, you know, the thing about the Love Island social media posts, people are like, how did they not find them? A lot of them are like private messages or like Snapchat disappearing stories that they could never have seen. But someone from their personal life has held on to for six years. And so they could have never found that. This is different because this they would have found in a routine background. Absolutely. And they chose to overlook it, I guess.

48:07Jackie Oshry:Well, I feel like that is the type of obviously not gunslinging, but like this is the type of energy you want for Love Island. Somebody who will like fight physically for their man. Yeah. Like you're right. they definitely knew this and hopefully it doesn't take her off the show because i feel like she's

48:21Claudia Oshry:integral no and there's not like a a history of them letting go of anyone for like past actions or anything it's just like for anything other than social media posts and so i think parmita i'm expecting her days are numbered i don't know why she wouldn't get booted like everyone else right she also had a slip of the n-word she did in a dm like in a now in a text right obviously it's all

48:47Jackie Oshry:bad but like singing it in a song is different than like using it colloquially i argue that the

48:51Claudia Oshry:second is worse yeah i would say so not that you know it matters but i will be shocked if parmita doesn't go and at this point like every while everyone needs to go you did it like gone alana

49:04Jackie Oshry:while they kicked her out like she was sort of necessary it was like a big deal to remove her because it sort of removed any wrongdoing on zach and casa more like parmita being kicked out like seriously just changes nothing like she can be taken out single again he's gonna be fucking heartbroken he they i've actually never met two people who are more right for each other i actually

49:25Claudia Oshry:so while i think he's like really awful in what he did to kenzie um i kind of really like them together they're a happy loving couple and it's fun to watch two people just get a long clothes

49:35Jackie Oshry:off early know what they want yes that's true bada boom yeah i i find kenzie increasingly more difficult to feel bad for after last night actually I have moved on from the Corbin no the thing is

49:48Claudia Oshry:the way that Corbin went into casa like not giving Kenzie a second thought as if he's just like single now like a high schooler when they went through something they they were really liking each other and he could move on with Parmita I could care less but just like the fact that night one it was as if he had like nobody waiting for him that was kind of gross but Kenzie and so separate from that what Kenzie did last night in kissing Gall I'm sorry I'm actually done with her I'm done with her like I'm done with her too I think is the eighth guy that she's exploring and she keeps saying like I'm here I want to find love I want to find love and so I want to like see it with everyone who I feel a spark with but like part of like finding love and like loving someone respecting relationships that you're already having is ignoring any other spark that you might have with someone because you're like locked in on this and I think her and Dylan are so cute I think he's such a good guy.

50:37Claudia Oshry:I think he likes her so much. And he's like, there's no problem. He's normal. He makes her laugh. He can hold a conversation. Absolutely. He's a cutie. She likes him. And so the fact, and when Jen said it a few days ago, she was like, if Kenzie likes Dylan so much, they're so good. Like, why does she even feel the need to like, see if there's something there with Gal, which is true. And it's not like she hasn't explored this whole time. Yeah. You don't want to come in and the first person you like. She had Sean. She had Zach. She had Gabe. She had Caleb. she had Corbin she has Dylan she has Gall she's insane

51:08Jackie Oshry:and you know what all of the girls you could tell because when we talk about the core four like they're obviously a clique it's Kada Melanie Trinity and Anaya they don't include Kenzie in that and you know what I think maybe they like sniffed her out because she's a bad fucking friend to Jen who's like Jen has nothing going on in this villa like you can't just not kiss one guy yeah and I'm sorry Jen like was so right she's like Kenzie just like wants multiple guys chasing her

51:34Claudia Oshry:like she thinks she's like in a movie yeah and like we watched that movie already Caleb and Corbin and like now you met someone who's really great for you like now the move is to settle down if you came in and the first person you're talking to you get sort of like caught up with them and you're like wait I want to explore before I settle down I would understand that but you have spoken that's not what happened you've spoken to eight people here if you even want to I don't even think you should be talking to Gal because you and Dylan are good like what more are you looking for but if you want to talk to him to see something like the fact that they kissed and you could tell he she was looking at him like are you going to kiss me she even though like he leaned in she like gave him the look and I just if you need to talk to him do it without kissing it's so disrespectful and I hope Dylan leaves her and right on the heels of like him

52:17Jackie Oshry:being so rude to Jen that conversation was so painful he just sort of like he has not liked Jen since the beginning and it's bothering me that she couldn't see that because she should not have chosen him she should have chosen Ronnie like literally she always is like I'm used to being with guys who are obsessed with me. Gal has never made it seem like he's obsessed with you. Ronnie was.

52:35Claudia Oshry:They were friends and it was cute, but like, was he just gonna try, use her to like get on the villa? And did he actually like her? Like he liked her as a friend and I want to be in the villa.

52:44Jackie Oshry:But she knew Gal was like not 100%. And so like that conversation was actually infuriating. He picked a fight just to be like, you know what? I feel like actually this is gonna work out. It was like, she was, when he was like, you're being really aggressive. She, like nobody in the world has actually ever been less aggressive than Jen in that moment.

52:59Claudia Oshry:Yeah, and also it's like, okay, so now you're kissing Kenzie. She's tickling your hand. I'm seeing like plenty of touchiness. So are you not a touchy guy or it's just with Jen?

53:09Jackie Oshry:The thing is, if you watch, I don't think he really ever liked Jen.

53:13Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

53:13Jackie Oshry:And I think it was kind of obvious. And that's what I mean when I say like, it was frustrating that she couldn't see that.

53:17Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But I think also like knowing that maybe he had a chance with Kenzie, it was like, well, you know what? I'd rather end things with you, explore them with Kenzie as opposed to like blooming where I'm planted here with Jen. Yeah. So at first I was like, you know what? I can like when he, the first conversation that they had where he was like, that's just like not how I move. That's not my like language, whatever. I was like, okay, you know what? Not everyone has to be like spreading their legs on television. Yeah, agreed. But then after the last conversation, I was like, oh, you're so like full of shit.

53:47Claudia Oshry:And you're also trying to make it seem like she did something wrong when like, just say directly, I don't like you like that. And I'm not feeling it. And not like she's being aggressive in this conversation went sideways. So we can't be together.

54:01Jackie Oshry:It was so, it was so clear what he was doing. I do not like him at all. Yeah. Kenzie, like at what point are we like, just like being a slut? Like, yeah. When I saw that kiss, I was like, whore. Slutty. Yeah. Like slutty. Like, and also like, because that's your friend and Jen has, I think Jen has actually become more friendly with everyone. Kenzie's like sort of on an island of her own. Jen is her only friend. I don't think the girls like her. and now I'm starting to understand why. She can't have female friendships. She's too busy exploring all the time. Yeah, so she was just with Jen. Yeah.

54:33Jackie Oshry:And you literally sold down your only friend in this house. And yeah, no one here is scrupled at all. Yeah, because Dylan should say fuck you and be done and go with Jen, go with literally anyone. Nobody does that. Melanie should say fuck you to sincere. Nobody does what they should do. It's so frustrating. And that's why I just want to say, I know he's the devil, he's the villain of this show. But I do like the fact that KC went to Casa Amor. We knew he didn't like Anaya. Anaya knew he didn't like Anaya. He met someone and he brought her back. Like, at least his actions match up with his words.

55:10Jackie Oshry:Yeah, wait.

55:10Claudia Oshry:By the way, KC, I don't find him to be the devil. I don't find him to be the villain of the show. I think KC has done nothing wrong.

55:17Jackie Oshry:No, he's done some things wrong. And he's definitely immature. He does not like, he did not let Anaya down in the most respectful way that he possibly could have. And I think that like. Casey, I'm sorry.

55:26Claudia Oshry:It's literally Taylor and Clark and Alandria again. And again, like Taylor, Casey, they left on kind of shitty terms when he went to Casa. The last few days of their relationship had not been fun. They weren't really like jiving. He met someone who he liked so much and he brought her back and like was ready to come and talk and whatever. and then all the girls are what is he supposed to do other than stand there while they're all screaming at him start defending himself and say I like her so much and I don't like you no you just stand there and you take it and then when things calm down we can have a conversation it's just like all the hate it's just sad that he did not like Anaya as much as she likes him and it's like I'll beat around the bush and try and make it seem like you know I have a stronger connection with her but like at the end of the day it's hard to hear no matter how well it's said I just don't like you enough to stay in a relationship with you and like that's not a crime I feel like and everyone's like it's not you being with her it's the way you went about it way went about I guess he was a little too excited to be in casa okay yeah I mean there's no good way to go about it

56:30Jackie Oshry:honestly but I feel like so much of the hate that's being sent Casey's way like really should be reserved for sincere because he is hands down without a doubt like the worst guy in this villa and I am at the point where I'm starting to not feel bad for Melanie anymore like how many times even she was like stern with him in their conversation and then a confessional she's like well let's see if he can change like I feel like we know he actually can't so it's like continuing to give him chances like now I feel like and this is what it's like yes all the guys are bad apps they're all bad like there's not a good guy and the only good one no one will talk to Caleb like they're bad guys but at what point is the personal accountability on the women to

57:07Claudia Oshry:stop being dumb yeah no stop making bad choices Melanie's making me really sad she's a completely different person from who she walked in as I feel like she's been so beaten down every time they zoom in on her face like honestly she looks nauseous she looks sick she looks like she's turning green because she like when Amora came out of the cake and like the blood drains from her face like she has actually lost herself in the villa and it's like I didn't love her personality day one but at least she was like bursting with life confidence energy energy everything and now she's just like a shell of herself it makes me so sad and it's like yeah sincere came back and chose you but not after having an actual girlfriend in casa i would rather be anaya who didn't get

57:48Jackie Oshry:chosen then melanie who got chosen and is being lied to like at least it's final like that's what i mean about casey maybe to go about it in the right way but he has been up front yeah uh sincere had this whole secret relationship and we wouldn't have even known about it if the girl didn't come

58:01Claudia Oshry:back it's a funny tweet that was like sincere is the type to have two separate families yes and love both of them yeah he is a bad guy he's insufferable too just like he really thinks he's so righteous and then every time he says sorry he's like you know i gotta do better like shut up like just shut up just shut up bryce and trinity closed off it's like just if you want to be bad go be bad and walk the walk and talk the talk and just be a piece of shit like you are but stop we also have to listen to you we also have to listen to you think that you're like righteous or something yeah and melanie like cannot see it i know i i actually really wanted it to be cory because i feel like of course i feel like they had something good going i mean we didn't even talk about the fact that anaya didn't choose carl like the biggest l that's what i mean like everyone's sending back carl like literally why yeah and if i'm carl i'm mad yeah no me too they want or like to see her have like a happy story and i guess the other girls So do I held out some point.

59:03No, but like the other girls held at hope for like they were hoping for, you know,

59:08Claudia Oshry:and wishing on a relationship that was like more real exact and Kato like were so like good before they left. Melanie and Sincere are Melanie and Sincere. Like he she knows. Well, that's the thing. She knows that even though he is like toxic and whatever, like he's coming back to her.

59:24Jackie Oshry:That's the thing is that I think Anaya sat there and saw everyone come back. Bryce, Zach, Sincere. So her going last, I think maybe she was on the fence, but like, oh, she's, oh, they obviously all sat around at Casa Moore and talked about how much they missed us. Like, I think she thought emboldened by everyone else's choices. Yeah.

59:41Claudia Oshry:And I think the fact that it happened for everyone else and didn't happen for her. Made it even more embarrassing. But I think also it's a little immature on her part to think that, like, this is a group exercise where it's like, no, we're judging each individual relationship. It's not like the guys and the girls. And if the guys all do it and the girls all do it. Like, no, are you and Casey good? You're not.

1:00:00Jackie Oshry:Yeah. um so parmita and corbin being the first couple to close off like didn't see that in my bingo card but slay and then we got zach and brinady the winning couple like seriously we can end the

1:00:14Claudia Oshry:season we really can they're both so great individually so great together they're so healthy and like evolved and you know they really grew something they watered their plant and i think their story has been really beautiful i really don't know why zach and kata can't get it together like what like zach is i've been telling you he is he is like not what he seems he is very red flag why haven't they closed off they went to the hideaway i know and he was like we're not boyfriend and girlfriend yet like he keeps saying he keeps like dangling it saying i love you and then saying it was a joke that's like the worst kind of guy i'm telling you they

1:00:47Jackie Oshry:he is not i know you like him because his brother is charlie but he is bad i can separate him from

1:00:52Claudia Oshry:charlie and people like on twitter will be like zach you know zach definitely got a phone and wi-fi he's getting special treatment being like a nepo sibling like what do you mean charlie was on the show for one week they don't give the production doesn't give a fuck about charlie

1:01:04Jackie Oshry:enough he had no impact enough to like give zach preferential treatment agreed no no he's not being protected or anything because i feel like if you watch with a he's just like less obvious like sinister is like sorry there's a girl on tiktok she does love story love story she does love island recaps every day and she's so funny and she just calls him sinister so like i still like i is i sincere is so obvious in his like it's bad behavior insane to have your name be sincere and then act that way mistake yeah i think it's definitely a lot of pressure to have a name like that and i i understand that but you don't have to go the complete opposite opposite you don't have to be a bad guy he is such a bad guy we should call him insincere i hate him yeah so zach is he has really like red huge red flags he's just better at hiding them also like

1:02:02Claudia Oshry:kata and zach are like using che as like a pawn to like work each other up like yeah oh he was a big boy like like they just used all these people 13 they're 13 years old No, it's so toxic. They use people, all of them, as like a way to just like make each other jealous and further their relationship. It's really gross. Agreed.

1:02:25Jackie Oshry:Corbin and Parmita are my winners. If she stays. Right, right.

1:02:30Claudia Oshry:But like, I don't, I feel like for some reason, like they're not going to send her home. So is it over? Like, is the sending home over then? No, no.

1:02:39Jackie Oshry:But I don't know why. Because like Parmita is like so irrelevant. I don't know. I don't know why.

1:02:44Claudia Oshry:What point is Zach going to tell Kida that Alana was sent home?

1:02:47Jackie Oshry:Well, I'm hoping that Amora or Titi will. But also tonight's movie night. Tonight's movie night. But the thing is, I feel like production won't make it a thing because it breaks the fourth wall. They can't say that she was sent home for X, Y, and Z. They sort of need to ignore it.

1:03:01Claudia Oshry:No, but she needs to know because he's also saying, I could have brought her back. He said that. No, you couldn't. That's a fucking crazy thing to say.

1:03:07Jackie Oshry:No, you couldn't have. That's a lie. Unless production was like, are you going to bring this girl back? And he said no. And they're like, okay, we're sending her home. like cutting their losses. Agreed. I agree with that.

1:03:17Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I agree with that. Okay, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt even though he so fucking doesn't deserve it.

1:03:24Jackie Oshry:So undeserving. Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where every Tuesday Jackie and I try to give back to our community and help out girls in need. Write to us, deartosters.gmail.com or head over to our website thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down, there's a little submission box. Both methods are totally anonymous. We actually have an update today. Another little brief one, a nice little happy ending. Ready? Hey Jackson Turd, the place looks great. It always does. Thanks queen.

1:03:44Claudia Oshry:I need that.

1:03:45Jackie Oshry:Last summer I wrote in asking for advice about whether or not I was being ungrateful and disappointed that my husband got me an umbrella and a meat thermometer for my 29th birthday. Do you remember? Yeah. So our advice this year for her 30th birthday, she just gave him a list of things she wanted, a list of ideas. And he just surprised her with a diamond necklace. That's the power of the toast. Love you girls. I love that. It's beautiful. And that's on, that's on speaking into existence the things that you want.

1:04:10Claudia Oshry:No, that's on being direct. Like nobody's a mind reader. yeah if you want something just ask for it doesn't mean you're gonna get it but you have better

1:04:19Jackie Oshry:chance also thank you for updating us because we just spread ourselves so thin helping people out and we never hear back from them so love you happy that worked out for you hey swirlies i'm looking for some sisterly advices i do not have any sisters my sister-in-law so my husband's brother's wife is a new hairstylist and she offered to come do my hair for free as i have a newborn at home and i obviously can't take a trip to the salon she did a full head of blonde highlights and i thought that it would be fine because I already have blonde hair and I would just need like a touch up and I was so wrong my hair looks absolutely horrible but my sister-in-law is so sensitive I know she would be devastated if I told her I didn't like it or if I went to someone else to get it fixed I look truly awful but I have no idea how to fix it without hurting her feelings what do I do sincerely a new mama feeling worse in her skin go fix it well it depends like you're home with

1:04:59Claudia Oshry:the baby so like doesn't matter at this current moment whenever you're like emerging go and fix it like I'm sorry you don't have to have ugly hair to protect someone's feelings yeah it's actually

1:05:08Jackie Oshry:really like lovely of you to be the number one priority here is your sister-in-law's feelings like i just want to say great hairstylists are made from these moments so you're actually helping her and the fact that you would like knowingly walk around ugly just to save her feelings you sound like an amazing person but you also sound dumb get your hair fucking fixed that's a number

1:05:22Claudia Oshry:one priority new mama feeling good yeah and just be like you know what at this stage of my life i want to be actually a little darker then you can make some shit up like oh please no i think that

1:05:30Jackie Oshry:we should be able like say it was bad stylist say it was bad like the thing is is that first First of all, you don't have to say anything. Maybe she'll just get the hint.

1:05:36Claudia Oshry:You would never. I would never walk around with ugly hair. No, but you would fix it, but you would never say to that person, like, you did a bad job. I didn't like it.

1:05:44Jackie Oshry:I wouldn't say it like that. First of all, I would get a fix and hope she didn't notice. That's just best case scenario. Or if she noticed, she wouldn't say. Hopefully she doesn't notice, and if she does notice, hopefully she doesn't say anything. And then she can just sort of take the hint like it was bad. I'm sorry. What about this woman's future clients? Like, you have to help her. Get your hair fixed. We'll figure out the issue later. We will figure out how to handle it later.

1:06:05Claudia Oshry:Someone else can help her. It doesn't have to be someone who has to have Thanksgiving with her every year for the rest of your life. Someone else can tell her she did a bad job.

1:06:11Jackie Oshry:Get your hair fixed and we'll figure everything else out later. I hate the idea that you're walking around with hair you hate. It's hard enough to look in the mirror when you're postpartum. I know, but her hair is probably up in a bun.

1:06:20Claudia Oshry:It's okay. It's okay. It's not.

1:06:22Jackie Oshry:Get your hair fixed.

1:06:23Claudia Oshry:No, get it fixed, but it's okay.

1:06:25Jackie Oshry:We actually have a lot of hair issues today. Ready? Hey, Queens. I found myself in a hairy situation. My mother-in-law has good intentions and she really loves my kids very dearly. Last week when she was in town, she took my daughter to do some errands. When she gets back, my daughter said, close your eyes, mama. I have a surprise for you. When I opened my eyes, I saw a fucking bob with bangs on my four-year-old daughter. She's never had her hair cut. This can't be real. And had long, gorgeous blonde hair. This can't be real.

1:06:51Claudia Oshry:This is when they say deer toasters are made up.

1:06:53Jackie Oshry:I acted excited in the moment because she's beautiful no matter how she looks. However, what the actual fuck? I texted my husband in a spiral. he says he'll take care of it when the kids are in bed he brings it up and said she was taking something off my plate because i'm a working mom with two young kids and apparently at one point i said i needed to trim my daughter's hair as she's in two weddings and the flower girl for the summer she immediately started crying saying she thought i would like it and my daughter said

1:07:14Claudia Oshry:she wanted bangs yes the four-year-old gets to choose how she looks i just need to know how

1:07:19Jackie Oshry:turdy and jacks would have responded i know it's just hair and maybe i'm being stupid but thanks love you ladies i'm sorry you said you said the daughter needed a trim the daughter comes back with a slick back bob and bangs. This woman is not your friend. And I'm sorry, crying down, crying being like, she needed a trim. You didn't get her a fucking trim.

1:07:37Claudia Oshry:I would light her up. The daughter said I wanted bangs. How stupid are you? I would light her up and I would say you can see her again when her hair grows back out. Ooh. That's what I would say. You can take her again for the day when the hair grows back out. That's when you're not. You are underreacting. That's when that privilege is resumed. You are underreacting. Oh, I would go crazy. This can't be real.

1:07:59Jackie Oshry:Yeah, you need to not let this go.

1:08:03Claudia Oshry:Yeah, no, I would be raging.

1:08:06Jackie Oshry:And I just want to say, your daughter probably looks so cute. Like bangs are cute. Don't worry about that.

1:08:10Claudia Oshry:And hair grows out, but like raging. Especially kids' hair grows so fast. Raging. Yeah, but this woman needs to be held accountable. Can't be trusted. She'll take her to get a tattoo next. It's true. Can't be trusted.

1:08:22Jackie Oshry:Naval piercing?

1:08:23Claudia Oshry:Can't be trusted. Alone with a child.

1:08:26Jackie Oshry:You need to like seriously make this into such a big deal. Because like these are the types of things when people think they can get away with them, they build. And next thing you know, Jackie's right. We're getting tram stamps next summer.

1:08:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah. So you can take her out again alone when her hair grows back. And in that time, think about what you did.

1:08:44Jackie Oshry:Yeah. She needs a stern talking to.

1:08:46Claudia Oshry:A couple years before you get that privilege again.

1:08:49Jackie Oshry:And then our third and final dear toast is a little bit of a marital spat, marital issue. Hey, Swirls. My husband and I are high school sweethearts. In college, we were long distance, so we did our fair share of sexting. Fast forward to 10 years later, we're married with young kids. My husband still, at least once a week, wants to be in separate rooms and sext like we did in college. Once the kids are asleep. I seriously hate it so much. Once a week is a lot for a novelty like that. And half the time, I can't stay awake because I fall asleep while putting the kids to bed. I've tried to talk to him about it.

1:09:17Jackie Oshry:Is this something I just need to give in to because it's something that means a lot to him? I literally would rather have sex with him every single night. I just hate the whole separate sexting thing. Am I crazy?

1:09:27Claudia Oshry:Once a week is a lot. That just, you know, it sneaks up on you, you know? All of a sudden, it's always Wednesday.

1:09:33Jackie Oshry:No, literally, once a week eventually starts to feel like every day. Yeah, the weeks fly by. And I want to say, while the novelty of this, like, at its core is really cute, once you start doing it so much, like, it's not cute anymore because, like, it was supposed to be this, like, special thing. So I wouldn't, like, I don't know. At its core, it's also weird. So you know what?

1:09:57Claudia Oshry:I mean, you could deal with the issue at hand. Or you could set up an AI chat bot that responds to him. You can fall asleep. AI, like, you know, responds. Upload some previous messages so AI knows how you particularly sex. But I think he would also enjoy a little bit of flair, you know? A little bit of difference. And just let it run. Go to sleep.

1:10:22Jackie Oshry:And I know this is probably the difference between men and women. But like, how can you like, like it's fake. She's in the other room. Do you know what I mean? Like it's like the long distance, the pining. Yeah. But you're role playing being apart when you're together. Like that's insane.

1:10:40Claudia Oshry:No, I'm sorry. That's a lot. It's a lot. Like, and we have a lot going on as, as women and mothers and like now we're also pen pals.

1:10:49Jackie Oshry:And like the electricity bill, like it's just. No. Listen, run Claude in the background. Yeah. But also they should just be like, if this is his particular thing, that's fine. Weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, like every week is insane.

1:11:07Claudia Oshry:Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's what I mean. Like every week is not a special treat.

1:11:13Jackie Oshry:And it's like, how many times can you sext? Like how many different things can you say?

1:11:19Claudia Oshry:Well, I think that's why you gotta get AI in there. Right. Spice it up. But then he's going to want it every night. He's going to want it every night. He's going to be like, you're so good at it. Right. And then think of the environmental impacts. Think of the polar bears. They'll understand. You're a woman doing what a woman has to do.

1:11:38Jackie Oshry:It's what the polar bears would have wanted. So what? They're home melted. This guy got a sex. I got a sex. He got his rocks off.

1:11:49Claudia Oshry:And the polar bear doesn't have any more rocks. That's beautiful.

1:11:53Jackie Oshry:Thank you to everybody who wrote in and shared their vulnerable stories with us. We love you dearly. This, I hate to keep reminding you, is our last episode of the week. But I just want you to be prepared. But also, Patreon's always there for you. So if you love this show and you want to support it in more ways, head to patreon.com slash your toast. It's our little subscription service for$7.99 a month. You're getting vlogs. You're getting extra episodes. Five, to be exact, every single month. And then once you sign up, you also get access to our whole catalog, which at this point is like over 500 vlogs.

1:12:17Jackie Oshry:Some famous ones, the Great Chili Cook-Off, Spring Clothing Hall try-on. Oh, darkest times of my life.

1:12:22Claudia Oshry:so much good stuff also if you're missing us these next few days like Patreon's going off right now we're about to record a Patreon after this our last Patreon was Dear Toaster's time capsule which everybody's talking about we were talking about at the wedding she was like my friend texting me she's like I haven't listened yet but my friend texted me and was like this is the funniest episode of the toast I ever heard oh the community is abuzz the community is abuzz like it's really you gotta go listen patreon.com slash the toast and another one is forthcoming today

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1:13:05Jackie Oshry:Happy holiday weekend. And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

1:13:13Claudia Oshry:Happy 4th of July. Love ya. Bye.

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