Goodbye Sister: Monday, June 1st, 2026

1 Jun 2026 · 1 h 11 min · 27 chapters

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In short

The Toast hosts recap their weekend, especially Shabbat phone-off practice, a sister’s baby birth story shared on Patreon, family fun at a McKillis birthday party (water slide/pool), and their ongoing media/TV and book discussions. They also discuss Ben’s Knicks/NBA Finals trip planning and preview “Fast Five” news, including Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway at Miami Swim Week streaming on Hulu.

Guests

No external guests appear. The episode is hosted by Claudia “Claudia” (Toast host) and Jackson Claude, with frequent mentions of Ben, Jackie, Lish, Olivia, and “Trout” (the sister).

Key claims

Phone-free Shabbat improved presence and relationships; Ben’s “Ben the Builder” toilet-fix content is being turned into a series; Sports Illustrated’s inclusivity is glamorous and authentic, unlike Victoria’s Secret’s; Lizzo was a questionable performer choice for the SI show.

Notable examples

Martin Short documentary; David Attenborough gorilla documentary; Campus/romance show “Campus” (they revisit it); “Yesteryear” trad-wife book; D’Amelio parents’ influencer exploitation; Knicks vs Spurs Finals travel; SI Swim Week runway with Lizzo.

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Chapters

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Weekend Recap and Health Updates

0:45 to 2:14

The hosts discuss their health over the weekend and the impact of a stomach virus.

“I'm like toxic work, you know, like we have to do the show.”

Exciting Family News

2:14 to 2:59

One host shares the news of her sister's secret pregnancy and her birth story.

“I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby.”

Shabbat Experience and Reflection

2:59 to 3:37

The hosts reflect on their experiences with Shabbat and technology use.

“which is just something like a crazy person does but it was actually generally positive.”

Television and Relaxation

3:37 to 4:52

Hosts discuss their recent TV shows and how they enjoyed their time off from phones.

“You were sort of like in my game for the day.”

Birthday Party Fun and Pool Activities

4:52 to 8:19

The hosts recount their experiences at a birthday party and swimming activities.

“I did also watch a lot of TV, which it's funny how like TV is now like me focusing, you know?”

Home Improvement Series Insights

8:19 to 12:16

Discussion revolving around a new home improvement series featuring one host's husband.

“You're so not a pool, even though that astrologist did tell us you were a water slide.”

Book and Cultural Discussions

12:16 to 14:00

Hosts delve into their thoughts on a book and the cultural implications surrounding it.

“I would love to hear like the hot takes, but you know the concept, right?”

Business Ventures and Family Dynamics

14:00 to 24:41

The hosts discuss their upcoming business ventures and family dynamics.

“Like just they're so, but they do the exploitation in a way of like really buttoned up.”

Introduction to Fast Five Stories

24:50 to 26:13

An introduction to the Fast Five stories segment, highlighting its importance.

“Because we believe when you snack good, you feel good.”

Introduction to Fast Five Stories

29:18 to 30:48

An introduction to the Fast Five stories segment, highlighting its importance.

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Reflections on Ads and Memories

32:14 to 32:56

Discussing the significance of the sponsors and personal memories.

“I just want to say like, it's so important that you never skip the ads because like how would we not know this important part of Jack's history?”

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Show Highlights

32:57 to 35:30

Insights on the 2026 SI Swimsuit Runway Show and its performances.

“First up, 2026 SI Swimsuit Runway Show at Miami Swim Week.”

Critique of Musical Performers

35:31 to 38:01

Debating the choice of musical performers at the SI Swimsuit Show.

“I love that they really include it all in a way that's still glamorous.”

Charlie D'Amelio Family Controversy

38:02 to 42:00

Exploring the allegations against Charlie D'Amelio's parents regarding finances.

“It was really, I really enjoyed being a consumer.”

The Sinister Side of Fame

42:00 to 45:45

Explore the family's questionable actions surrounding their daughter's TikTok fame.

“I have always thought that there's something extremely sinister about those two parents.”

Sisterly Struggles and Relationships

45:45 to 46:51

Discussion on the relationship struggles between Dixie and Charlie D'Amelio.

“And so there's really no good way because then your parents come with you and seemingly like they're good individuals.”

Dixie D'Amelio's Public Image

46:51 to 47:41

Analyzing the public perception and controversies surrounding Dixie D'Amelio.

“That was one of the best references like made in the history of this show.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

47:41 to 51:12

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“But one cast member has already been dismissed ahead of season eight after video surface of the contestant using a racial slur.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

51:40 to 53:07

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“And they have a product that's just changing lives.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

53:12 to 54:29

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“you are going to love Bloom's New Daily Hydration.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

54:32 to 55:55

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“Starbucks Frappuccino drinks are a staple.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

55:57 to 57:12

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“Summer always makes us rethink what we're reaching for every day.”

Love Island and Reality TV Updates

57:15 to 57:26

Updates and discussions on the upcoming season of Love Island.

“That's quince.com slash toast for free shipping and 365-day returns.”

Summer House News and Music Video Buzz

57:29 to 58:45

Discussing Summer House's Sierra Miller's new music video appearance.

“Our next story, a little summer house news.”

KJ and Dara's Musical Strategy

58:46 to 1:01:08

Analyzing KJ and Dara's music video and its promotional tactics.

“So last week I spoke about this with Ben on Friday.”

Drama in Reality TV Relationships

1:01:09 to 1:03:25

Exploring the complexities of reality TV relationships and drama.

“Well, maybe it was because it was summertime and the sun goes down later.”

Taylor Swift's Rumored Toy Story Involvement

1:03:26 to 1:08:36

Speculating on Taylor Swift's potential connection to Toy Story 5.

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Transcript

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0:03Jackie Oshry:Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stomach bug.

0:32Claudia Oshry:We did have an amazing restorative weekend. Happy to have you back here restored, though I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday. I'm sure you guys did. It's always like a special treat. Of course. A shift in energy.

0:43Jackie Oshry:I hate to miss The Toast. I'm like toxic work, you know, like we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell. And of course I did end up giving. I don't even want to say the notovirus because it wasn't that. And like once you've actually had the Notovirus. It's unmistakable. That is like, that's the, like everything underneath that, like it's just, you know, a little bug, a little virus.

1:02Claudia Oshry:But you can have like a serious stomach bug. Like you don't have to. It wasn't serious. You don't have to diminish what you had. No, no. Just because it's not Noro. But like when I, everyone like, you know, my legacy is the Noro.

1:11Jackie Oshry:Like whenever people see Notovirus, like it makes them think of me. I love that. It's like that and physical therapy is like what people think of when they think of me. And I just want you guys to, like I wasn't having that. Don't worry. I just had like a little smaller version of that And then of course I gave it to Ben Who like had to be so drama He like also had a fever I'm like

1:27Claudia Oshry:You didn't have to go and have a fever

1:28Jackie Oshry:Yeah like can you just stop right now Like if I gave it to you You obviously have a lesser version of it But like stop acting like it's more Whatever That's why I was out on Friday So I'm sure you guys missed me so much Although the rumors were swirling That I was out on Friday Because I didn't want to speak Didn't want to come face to face With Garbage Gate And here's the thing about Garbage Gate I'll say I appreciate the one person who defended me But everybody else says Claudia you're wrong You're wrong You're wrong And what's crazy It's like I actually don't think I'm wrong, but like if everybody says you're dead, roll over.

1:50Jackie Oshry:Like I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like maybe I'm wrong. So, you know, I'll take the L on that one. But just because I was not hiding, bitches. She was certainly not.

2:00Claudia Oshry:It's funny that she would never do that. That's insane. If you really, if you actually truly believe that, which I don't think people do. I think they were just joking. Sure. But if you actually truly believe that, then you don't know Turdy. You don't know Turdy.

2:12Jackie Oshry:You don't know Turdy. And how sad for you. I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby. Like, obviously, it was a big show.

2:19Claudia Oshry:It was a big show. Secret pregnancy. People, everyone's like, secret project, secret project.

2:23Jackie Oshry:No, secret pregnancy.

2:24Claudia Oshry:And then last night on Patreon, we dropped her pregnancy and birth story. So she's sharing, like, the journey of her pregnancy, her birth, like, what happened this time around. I love a birth story. I know you do. So I was so happy to receive that story from her. And it's now live on Patreon. If you have, like, so many questions about, like, what the fuck Trout has been up to. How did this happen? it's on the Patreon she's like being super open and just sharing her truth and she's just so happy and in like newborn bliss and it's a delight. It is. It is a real delight.

2:52Jackie Oshry:I listened to it. I wasn't present for it because on Saturday I kind of did something crazy and I let my husband influence me which is just something like a crazy person does but it was actually generally positive. Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath which is Friday night to Saturday night and turning off his phone. Now you're really supposed to like turn off all electronics but we started with the phone. You got to start somewhere. And because you know what? Like I've always said, like I'm like when I'm older, like I really want to become like much more religious.

3:19Jackie Oshry:Like I always say like when I'm older. And like I realize like, bitch, you are old. Okay, I'm older. It's the time now. Like I've always said like, yes, when I have kids, like I really do want to be much more Shomer Shabbat. And it's like, if not now, when? So we started with the phones. I have to say being off my phone was such a delight. Although like I missed my family. Like we couldn't make plans or anything.

3:36Claudia Oshry:We couldn't make plans. You were sort of like in my game for the day. And just like in a new city, like alone. No, I know. That was not a good part. It was hard for us, but I was excited to hear from you when you came back online. And Ben has been doing it for the last few months, but I do feel like you doing it too has made it more real for him. Yeah. Because you were his... Secretary. He would literally be like, what time is it? What's the weather? Can you write this down? Text this to me. Shut up. Look this up. What time is this? I had to turn my phone off just to get away from him. When you're both off your phones, you're really living the phone-free life.

4:06Claudia Oshry:And you know what? He was living the osmosis. The phone-free life is insane.

4:10Jackie Oshry:like first of all like what if something happened you know so in the middle of the day like I did turn on the news like I know I'm so drama like one day but I was like what if there was like a terror attack or something like I just had to check thankfully nothing happened um and it really like the phone is the devil the phone is the devil devil and I loved it I'm gonna try and do it more um even though like I only don't want to do it because like Ben is so fucking patronizing he was like isn't it amazing like oh you don't want him to be right no not only that but it's like you didn't invent Shabbat.

4:39Jackie Oshry:Like you're not God. It's like, congrats, you did it three times. He was just being annoying about it, which made me not want to do it, but I need to like stop being drama and just do it for the right reasons, but just connecting with the Lord. And do it for you. Of course. And like, I was such a more present partner, mother, sister, friend. I really enjoyed it. I did also watch a lot of TV, which it's funny how like TV is now like me focusing, you know? Right, right.

5:00Claudia Oshry:You were able to finally focus on the television. It's true.

5:02Jackie Oshry:I watched a lot of like really quality television. Did you watch Italian Job? No, I didn't. I watched the Martin Short documentary, which I'd been wanting to watch. Like, it was heartbreaking. Like, it was great, but heartbreaking. I love Martin Short. I kind of wanted to hear from Meryl, because they had, like, a star-studded lineup. Martin Short is, like, in this, like, elite Hollywood circle. I don't know if you knew. It's actually based in Toronto. It was, like, this group of, like, Toronto comedians. And that's why, like, Eugene Levy, Catherine O 'Hara, why they're, like, always doing stuff together.

5:27Jackie Oshry:It's because they come from this, like, comedy troupe. Martin Short is in it. And then, like, along the way, they picked up some ragtag, like, Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks are, like, they're, like, this crew. yeah it got a little sinister one thing about tom hanks is like i don't know i get bad vibes and steven spielberg yeah i know um but like the way they were talking about it was nice like they all had kids at the same time so they just became like all mom friends oh it's like the toxic mom

5:47Claudia Oshry:yeah exactly like how she did still in the hillary dub and i don't know if you know martin short

5:51Jackie Oshry:has had like a really hard life i've heard it was really sad um but he doesn't let it get him down like one thing about martin short he's not gonna be sad um and i did have peace knowing like while he did lose the great love of his life his wife nancy like he's now kind of slaying with meryl Streep. I would have loved to have heard from her. We have a good documentary. I highly recommend. I also watched this David Attenborough Nature documentary about the gorillas. I did fall asleep in the middle, but that's not commentary. I was so tired. Being a present sister, this was on Shabbat, being a present sister mother friend.

6:18Jackie Oshry:You weren't a present sister though.

6:21Claudia Oshry:Correct. Just a present mother. How did that affect you? You know, I was sort of missing my cone sheet. You did? Yeah, right when I saw you were texting. Oh, I have to do this more. People are missing me? Did you not see when you texted back in the chat? I was like, how was Shabbat? Yeah, no, it was nice to be missed. I called you like twice. Oh, and I was so excited to call you and tell you. Yeah, this was the best. I called her. So it was Saturday. The end of the month was Sunday. So we knew that this weekend we had to do a Patreon. We assumed that we would do it together. I thought if you came over Saturday, we would do something.

6:47Jackie Oshry:I was planning on coming over on Sunday. I thought we could maybe like, you know, go for a drive, do a lunch and learn or something.

6:50Claudia Oshry:Yeah, but like Sunday's crunchy. Plus we had Makayla's birthday party. Right. So I took it upon myself to record with Olivia on Saturday because I was like, if she's up for it, might as well get the birth story out while it's all fresh. and I was so excited for Shabbat to end. So I could tell you like, I did it. You did the homework, yeah.

7:03Jackie Oshry:I did the homework and like, we're done. It's kind of like you have like a term paper coming up and you have such a pin about it. And then like the teacher writes an email, like extension. Yeah. Like that's what it felt like. Jackie was like, we have to Patreon. I'm like, oh yeah. I was like, I called you

7:14Claudia Oshry:because I wanted to talk about Patreon. She was like, oh, right. And I was like, I did it.

7:19Jackie Oshry:It was seriously a thrill. Like best Shabbat ever. Best feeling ever. Like I was literally being rewarded by the Lord. Like I got out of my assignment. It's so true. And then yesterday we had a big fun family day because it was McKillis' birthday party. Like, just a blast. We went on the water slide. I got to stop going to kids' parties. Like, seriously, the food there is insane. I was, like, housing bagels and cupcakes. Like, seriously, it was insane. In a bathing suit, mind you. Yeah. And then, yeah, I went on the water slide. So did Jackie. So did I. That's the more shocking part that Jackie went on.

7:47Claudia Oshry:I know. Like, at the end of the party, we, like, went in the pool.

7:49Jackie Oshry:Once everyone left, we could, like, take our cover-ups off and go in the pool because it was humiliating. I was wearing a swim dress. Yeah, I was wearing, like, a matching swim sarong. Like we're literally, um, those women in sex in the city too, we were wearing bikinis. Yeah.

8:01Claudia Oshry:If there was a bikini, I would have worn it.

8:03Jackie Oshry:If there was a bikini to have been worn, like I would have been purchasing it. Like the more coverage, the better. But then everyone left and it was just like family and the kids. And we were like, okay, we can go in the pool now.

8:11Claudia Oshry:But I enjoyed my swim dress. And then I was ready to like wash my hair anyway, because it was a slick back day. Same. So it was like, what if I'm going to dunk? What if I go on the water slide? And it was super fun. It was super fun. I loved being in the pool with you. You're so not a pool, even though that astrologist did tell us you were a water slide. Yeah, I am. means in more of like a hydrating sentence like I love to drink water from the inside out yeah

8:32Jackie Oshry:what how many times do you think since you've owned a pool have I been have you been in your own pool well you would know you've been there every time I want to say three or four maybe six that's insane maybe one thing about me if I had a fucking pool I would have to I actually would

8:48Claudia Oshry:love to know how much you would actually swim if you had a pool if I had a pool I would actually

8:52Jackie Oshry:end up having to shave my head because like dealing with the pool, water, chlorine, hair wash. Well, the thing is I have, I'm on camera. I'm an on-camera personality. I can't just go swimming every day. So I would have to end up shaving my hair and like wearing a wig so I could go swimming every day.

9:04Claudia Oshry:You know what you could do if you had a pool? Like, cause it's crazy to just sort of like go in your pool every day and like relax and whatnot. Oh, relax. Yeah. It's like get a job. First of all, we can mosh in the pool, which is my nightmare. Like direct sunlight. No,

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9:16Jackie Oshry:you know that I got one of those floating mosh tables, like a company sent it to me and I don't

9:20Claudia Oshry:even have it pool we could use it in the hamptons oh that's a good idea but okay yeah and then i was gonna say like if you wanted to pool with purpose which i you know i'd love to pool with purpose i don't know if you're gonna like this but i just like jazzercise or something like water aerobics like laps like you could like why are you bringing up exercise like you like pool with purpose you're not just like lounging every day like it could be your egg your instead of like doing sodo method like you do laps so that way you're talking to hillary about getting like a water program yeah

9:48Jackie Oshry:Yeah, water aerobics.

9:49Claudia Oshry:You could do water aerobics.

9:50Jackie Oshry:Yeah, well, fun fact about us is like we actually went to a fat camp and one of the activities was water aerobics, which was really beloved amongst the campers because it was like not that intensive. Yeah. Compared to like land aerobics, which we did have also.

10:00Claudia Oshry:Yeah, water aerobics are fun. So it's just like if you wanted to swim every day, but you don't want to swim every day.

10:06Jackie Oshry:Before Soto Method, like anytime I ever earnestly tried to get into workout, my first stop was always some sort of aquatic facility. And let me tell you, it's like only 100-year-old people. They know how to live.

10:16Claudia Oshry:They do. It's easy on the body. Mm-hmm. So you could swim laps. Did you see my new series? I did. I watched it this morning. I can't believe that he actually didn't fix it. Can you believe? Wait. Ready? And I was like. I thought it was going to be like a triumphant video.

10:30Jackie Oshry:Of course not. Like, it's real. So basically, like, the flush on the toilet just, like, fell off. Okay. And you could still use it. There's, like, this thing sticking out. But, like, we need a new flush. And Ben was like, you know what? I'm going to fix it. And he said it all on his own. I'm like, you're kidding me. I obviously have to film this. and then I was like wait let's turn this into a series because like you know I always say like we have the perfect husbands except for the fact that like they are not handy they cannot use a drill they cannot use a hammer like I am often the one you know changing light bulbs and putting in things it's just it's humiliating and I really want Ben to become more handy so I figured if we made a series out of it like Ben would be excited about it so I said Ben once we put Ruby down tonight let's fix the toilet and I'm gonna film it and he was like okay and we turned it into this cute little series of course he ended up breaking the thing that we bought and didn't fix it and then this morning he instacarted like a new one and he bought the wrong one like we have no toilet We are worse off now than we were before.

11:15Jackie Oshry:But check out episode one of my new series, Ben the Builder, available now on TikTok and Instagram Reels.

11:19Claudia Oshry:I look forward to seeing it develop, but I do hope that at some point there's a triumphant moment.

11:24Jackie Oshry:Yeah, when we get back home, I gotta start breaking shit around the house. I need more things to film.

11:28Claudia Oshry:Yeah, or have him hang something. Do you have anything you wanna hang?

11:31Jackie Oshry:No, it's like one thing about me, when I want something done, I cannot wait for my slow-ass husband. I do it myself. I hire a TaskRabbit. I just do things.

11:37Claudia Oshry:Maybe you could send him to my house. Do you have stuff you need to get done? Always. Oh, okay, great. We'll show up with our camera crew. I would love for him to build a reading bench.

11:45Jackie Oshry:Oh, girl. Slow down. Ben bought his first wrench yesterday. That's where we're at.

11:50Claudia Oshry:What do I need to fix in my house?

11:53Jackie Oshry:So just like a floor tile that's been snaggled for a while. Like a little something.

11:57Claudia Oshry:No. But I'm sure I can think of something.

12:00Jackie Oshry:Yeah, we're going to need projects for our new series, which is being lauded.

12:04Claudia Oshry:I'll let you come around the house. But then you also need to have someone who comes in after Ben and actually. The fixer. The fixer. Yeah. Does it properly?

12:13Jackie Oshry:Absolutely. So it's just churning out content. Like not a big deal. Content house things.

12:17Claudia Oshry:No big deal. I was reading for Redheads. We're reading the book Yesteryear. I've been seeing it everywhere. Lots of like hot takes. I would love to hear like the hot takes, but you know the concept, right? Yeah. It's about a trad wife. People are basically saying it's ballerina. And this woman, this author hates ballerina.

12:33Jackie Oshry:And one thing about me, like I'm not getting on board for ballerina hate.

12:36Claudia Oshry:There are so many like aspects of the character that I actually really like. And I'm like, I love ballerina. and then the things about her that are obviously hateable because she made her hateable, I blame the author. It's like not one thing sticks to ballerina for me. No, no. And it's just like so tired. Like leave ballerina the fuck alone. Yeah, and I feel like she's trying to make like a lot of grand statements about influencers, of course like tribewifing. Tribewif culture. But not even that, also like putting your kids on the internet. And I feel like she's sticking it all on ballerina and that's not fair.

13:00Claudia Oshry:Because in terms of like the kids on internet. Exploitation. She's not.

13:05Jackie Oshry:I couldn't pick one of her kids out of a lineup. Like I don't know their names really. I saw an influencer kid the other day and I actually felt like a pedophile. I'm like, why do I know your name?

13:12Claudia Oshry:You saw them in the wild. In the wild. Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. Yeah, that's weird.

13:16Jackie Oshry:Like when I can identify a child. So please don't put that on ballerina. I am ready for that conversation whenever everyone else is. But I don't think like her kids, I could not tell you one of their names. Actually, just the baby Greta.

13:29Claudia Oshry:Oh, and I think there's a Flora.

13:30Jackie Oshry:There is a Flora. But I think there's also a Martha. Okay, so we're like three for nine. Three for nine. I just like she's so not the worst perpetrator there. Oh, and speaking of kids on the Internet, I'm so excited to talk about the D 'Amelios today. Because one thing about me, like I've been ready for the conversation about the D 'Amelio parents. Oh, I'm not ready. Oh, really? I've been ready since I watched that turn to ass show that they obviously forced their kids to do. Oh, really?

13:51Claudia Oshry:That's how you felt? Oh, my God.

13:52Jackie Oshry:Did you not?

13:53Claudia Oshry:I don't remember.

13:54Jackie Oshry:The two girls are on the brink of mental psychosis and their parents are over there telling them to like get the ring light out. They have a meeting with Abercrombie. Like just they're so, but they do the exploitation in a way of like really buttoned up. You know, they. Yeah. It's like premium stuff. You know, some people that are not like parents are like the more like I would say like low

14:14Claudia Oshry:brow exploitators, but they don't get away with much because she like doesn't let them know.

14:18Jackie Oshry:But like, I'm sorry, when your parents start making their own TikTok accounts, like to piggyback off of your success, extreme red flag. And I just want to say, I believe I'm on team Charlie.

14:27Claudia Oshry:Charlie, get her on namesake. Charlie on namesake. I was telling Ben about namesake. He loved the idea. I think it's so special.

14:34Jackie Oshry:Ben is really excited about us as a family and a group starting multiple podcasts.

14:39Claudia Oshry:Oh, and also multiple businesses. Any business idea I would ever have. Go to Ben. I tell Ben. He'll get it off the ground.

14:45Jackie Oshry:And he's going to support it. He just got a business off the ground for us that we're launching in a couple of months. That's legit as hell.

14:50Claudia Oshry:Yeah, that's what we've been working on and road tripping and fighting in the car about.

14:55Jackie Oshry:It's true. The Garbage Gate is kind of the origin story of our next brand. it's yeah it's part it's a big part of the the story of the journey the brand ethos yeah we should put it in our brand book we should yeah um so yeah ben is buried down for us to like try the launch he's like launch launch launch he would love to have a podcast with me like he loves podcasts what if i did namesake with him i think it's a one-on-one yeah agreed like it could it needs to be like your passion project even though like you kind of have an expiration day with your passion projects why redheads seven years yeah it's true literally if my passion

15:31Claudia Oshry:project lasts seven years and it's we'll send we're a passion no then it's not like a blip on the radar it's true it's 70 books we read it's true it's true that's a success even though like we're we're gaining steam and like everyone's on top of everything and like we're not going anywhere anytime soon like all of the comments like not that we do it for this like all of the comments every episode like please yeah that's why you guys do it for sure we'll keep your secret and so we're I would never do that to the community. But even if I ever ended Redheads, we've read 70 books. We are a success.

15:57Jackie Oshry:And the Redheads will never end because there's always like a weaselly sister in the corner. Waiting in the wings. Waiting for her time. And we're only reading Smut. Speaking of Smut, oh my God, I'm sorry. The banner from my weekend. When I was sick, I was like looking for stuff to watch. And I was like, you know, let me just finish off campus. And I have to say like TikTok really was like serving me hype videos. People are obsessed with it. They were making fan edits. I was like, maybe I missed something. And you know what? I feel like I was in like a toxic headspace when I watched it the first time.

16:21Jackie Oshry:just being like a hater looking down on like, you know, smut. When I tell you, and here's the thing, because I remembered when I watched like the first four episodes, I really liked it. Episode five and six were so bad that it made me stop watching it. Episode seven and eight, oh my God. Like. I wonder if they're like, were directed by different people, you know? It's the most amazing show. Like they, and you know what? I really did read the book. And so I was remembering all this stuff coming back to me. It's amazing. I take back every negative thing I said. Like I need more episodes. They're doing a season two now with like two characters who we met.

16:51Jackie Oshry:um in the in this first season and like bridgerton yes exactly like bridgerton i think that's also how the book was it was like the friend and the friend are hooking up in secret um so fucking good like sorry i take back everything i said like i'm fully i'm in it like i might want to watch it again like because i i don't feel like i was truly present okay i might have been in like a luteal or whatever you know where you know you're in a bad mood about stuff yeah i think that's what i said luteal i don't know but also luteal was garbage kate too i just feel like my life is luteal living luteal That's my reality show Looking forward to follicular horizons

17:23Claudia Oshry:Oh follicular I think follicular is like balanced It's as best as you could be is follicular That's right after your period so you're like you've debloated You're on the up What's period? Menstrual? So you got follicular like ovulatory Which I get really bad cramps when I'm ovulating Yeah not fun Then luteal We're both wearing white pants That's when you're like mad that you're

17:48Jackie Oshry:um partner didn't adequately impregnate you so your body like starts to reject it

17:55Claudia Oshry:we're both wearing white pants oh we are but we're not simpatico today like our sweaters couldn't be more different so different what were you about to say you were like had one

18:06Jackie Oshry:more thought like did i yeah you were about to say something oh oh but then i was gonna take it back because i realized you don't like to talk about periods like your own period yeah i was just gonna ask if yours had returned yeah it has oh and you didn't make a big deal about it no i didn't you're so chill i am jackie came up with a new auntie name for me you know how all the kids they call me cojures jackie's gonna have them start calling me pick me auntie

18:30Claudia Oshry:no claudia is such a pick me auntie what were you doing last night i called the kids obviously because like actually they call me first you call me but i happen to be with them so we were all on

18:39Jackie Oshry:baseline and i was just recapping the day and i was like you guys how amazing was it when auntie Kojurs went on the water slide because I went in for them. Like I wasn't like going to go unless they were like, Kojurs, will you go? Because they couldn't go. It was like kind of adult. It was like not adult. It was like advanced. It was for big kids. Yeah. And they were like loving. They were like, go again, go again. So I was just sort of like recounting the magic. And Jackie was like, you're being such a pick me.

18:59Claudia Oshry:She was like, how cool was it when I went on the slide?

19:01Jackie Oshry:And I guess like anytime I do stuff for the kids, like I just bought them a disco ball. I'm like, how much do we love the disco ball that Kojurs got for them? I am sort of, I'm not a pick me. I just don't want my like contributions to go unnoticed. And they just have the Cisco ball being like, oh yeah, it's like this thing in my house. No, it's bought for you by your auntie. Like, yeah, Cogers. Right. Who also went on the water slide in such a fantastic, brave way. Don't you find? So now you know what I meant. Yeah, no, I am a pick me aunt. I'm always like when someone's wearing something that I bought for them, I'm like, oh my God, is that the Mario bathing suit that Cogers bought for you?

19:31Jackie Oshry:Who bought you that bathing suit? And I always have to get like a video. Thank you Cogers for this Mario bathing suit.

19:37Claudia Oshry:Yeah, that's when you're not here. and like you send something for us and I have to send you like, you know, my debt. Yeah, of course, your payment. Which is a video of them wearing it saying thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

19:48Jackie Oshry:Worth every penny. Totally. Now we have so much to do today. D 'Amelio's are in crisis. SI Swim Week. Everyone who's anyone except for us was there.

19:55Claudia Oshry:Yeah, literally.

19:55Jackie Oshry:You know, right here. I just want to say like Sports Illustrated. Thank you. Like, please never invite me to your facility. Like, because I'll have to say yes. It's like a cool thing. Well, like I can't. But of course, never walking that runway. Until I'm done having children. No, no, I will walk the runway like two years after, sorry, three years after like my last child. Once I get like fully plastic surgery, I got new breasts, mommy makeover. I'm on the shot for at least two years. Then like I am your, I'm your cover girl. Okay.

20:25Claudia Oshry:But we could have been invited to the event. Oh, to watch skinny people walk. I'm good. No, no, but I still wouldn't have wanted to go. But I thought that's what you meant too. But you're saying never invite me to the runway. But what if they invited you to the party?

20:36Jackie Oshry:It seemed like a cool party. yeah no but like I'm not in my party mode I don't need to go to a party right now yeah somebody asked me to play mahjong after bedtime like are you kidding me you know what I was singing the other night I'm literally like the opposite of a vampire like how they can't leave the house during the day only the night I cannot leave my house at night like I can only leave my house during the day like I'll go to a rager during the day anything that happens after six o 'clock like I'm like you could invite me to seriously like the Met Gala I couldn't go

20:58Claudia Oshry:yeah like Dracula that song Dracula I don't know you don't know the song you know can you sing it No, I'm Mr. Charisma Oh, is that Dracula? Pablo Escobar My friends are saying, shut up, Jackie Just get in the car I just want to be I know that from TikTok How do you know that? From Reels And then it came on my Spotify today Because I was listening to Sombra Radio

21:25Jackie Oshry:Of course you were I wanted to update the group with one more thing I'm sure you and Ben talked about How Ben's journey to getting to the Knick game His journey to trapping an NBA player Yeah, with his big breasts. No, Ben was probably talking about how he's going to go to the game. So the NBA finals are locked in. It's the San Antonio Spurs. Oh. So that's the guy who punched Britney Spears, Victor Webinama. Okay. He's like 24. He's 7 '8", and he's like, it's not fair. They're from San Antonio. They'll be playing the New York Knicks. The first game is in San Antonio. On Wednesday, obviously, Ben was like, you know, making arrangements, flying flights from here to San Antonio.

21:58Jackie Oshry:Did they win last night? Was that the final? No, that was two nights ago. Oh, okay. I didn't know that it had been settled. I don't know if Ben like cares that I'm like blowing up his spot, but like, of course, in the most Ben fashion, he has found not only a free ticket to the game, like a premium free ticket. He also found a flight, a private flight.

22:14Claudia Oshry:As I said, he would. You guys were here. I said that he would. He did.

22:19Jackie Oshry:The way I hate him. Like I was trying to like make a comparison like for Ben, because this is I think this is like a good comparison. And it's like if Taylor Nation was putting together like a private flight with like, you know, high profile fans of Taylor to go to like Taylor's opening night of her next tour. That's, I guess, the equivalent.

22:38Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But Ben says no.

22:39Jackie Oshry:It's actually bigger because Taylor can tour all the time. Ben says no because Taylor has gone on and will go on many tours. And the Knicks.

22:46Claudia Oshry:It's not up to the Knicks if they get there. Right. I understand. But I'm also like worried. What about the other games? So. He's going to go to multiple, right?

22:54Jackie Oshry:So the first two games are in San Antonio. He's not going to go to the second one. Okay, fair. He said we can watch from home. I'm like, oh, just us? He was like, no, we have to invite people over. It's like, okay. Oh, I'll come. No, I think I'll be back in New York by then. No, I won't come. Then there's two in New York, and the ones in New York are like five times the price. So I told him I'll just have to wait outside on StubHub or Game Time, and once the first quarter starts, just buy a ticket. Like, you can't. I'm sorry. It's insane. Do you see somebody just spent$250 ,000, set a record for a ticket at Madison Square Garden?

23:22Claudia Oshry:Was it a good ticket? I hope so. I feel like it wasn't. I feel like Quartzide would be more. Yeah.

23:28Jackie Oshry:And I wonder, like, Kylie and Timothy and Travis, like, when everybody goes, like, you get those tickets for free, Quartzide. You do? Yeah. Like, the Knicks Celebrity Row, like, they invite, they give. Okay. But I don't know. Timothy will definitely get one. I don't know if he'll get a plus one, you know? Well, she can pay for hers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be very exciting.

23:49Claudia Oshry:Yeah, it is exciting. I hope he goes to as many games as possible. Me too. I'm very supportive.

23:53Jackie Oshry:but like within reason financially, like I am still me.

23:55Claudia Oshry:But I do think he'll, he'll definitely get into a New York game for free. Yeah. I'm sure brands will be activating. Yes,

24:02Jackie Oshry:of course. And that goes without saying any brands activating.

24:04Claudia Oshry:I also think brands activating should bring the Brunson boys, like to bring a full circle. Yeah. But the thing about the Brunson boys is there's like a couple of nobodies. No, I love them. But I think that's what makes it so great. Yeah. Real fans.

24:13Jackie Oshry:Like the fans are always. That's when Tart does a trip and they're like, why don't you bring like firefighters? And it's like, okay, well, cause nobody wants to watch firefighters all my respect and love. But like, That's not why a brand is doing a brand trip.

24:22Claudia Oshry:No, but I think that brands also get heat for not bringing actual fans of the product or whatever it is. So I think this would be a great moment for a brand to bring real people. I love that.

24:31Jackie Oshry:The Brunson boys. Give them a call.

24:33Claudia Oshry:And they're viral. Of course. You know, they have virality. So I think it would be good. Very exciting time. Let's get into the stories. Without further ado to do to do, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you do need to know.

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28:27Jackie Oshry:And I'm actually seated here with somebody who has been to Myrtle Beach. I have been to Myrtle Beach.

28:31Claudia Oshry:And it was kind of a formative trip that you reference often in your adult life, don't you find? Yeah, it was just like a beautiful beach, easy to get to. So many activities. I imagine it's like so family friendly. You were with a big group, right? I was with a big group. We rented a big house.

28:43Jackie Oshry:People were going here. People were going there. Like if there was a group that wanted to shop, if there was a group that wanted to beach, if there was a group that wanted to, you know, bar. Club, yeah.

28:49Claudia Oshry:There was something for everyone, you know, people who like to lay out. Beautiful beaches. Walkable. I love that. I think maybe I rollerbladed. Wait, breaking news in Jackie and Myrtle Beach sagas that you rollerbladed? Like, I actually, I can't imagine I brought my blades. No, you probably rented. Because they have that.

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32:20Jackie Oshry:I need to go back to what you said during your -

32:22Claudia Oshry:Now I'm feeling nervous that like I didn't. Oh, you made it up. That's very cojures of you. Just like, I don't know. The more you think about something like sort of memories like start to come back but like maybe you start to embellish like the mind is - You think the rollerblading at Myrtle Beach was just a fever dream? Maybe, but I don't know why. Like it just sound, Maybe I had like ideas, ideas of rollerblading. And like nobody wanted to go with you? No, we're like, I don't know. Maybe I just thought it was a good idea. You know? It is a good idea. It's a beautiful beach to rollerblade by.

32:47Claudia Oshry:It is. I mean, we're just like going from house to house. Like why not blade there?

32:50Jackie Oshry:Okay, you definitely didn't.

32:52Claudia Oshry:Why not blade there? Anyways, let's get into the stories. First up, 2026 SI Swimsuit Runway Show at Miami Swim Week. So Sports Illustrated did their big one, their Swim Week fashion show. and this year it's bigger than ever. It's going to be on Hulu. Oh. It's really the new Victoria's Secret fashion show. They had a musical performer. They had Lizzo perform and so not only did they have the usual models but they had a lot of like Hulu swirlies. Yeah, all fournators. All fournator sisters. A lot of Dancing with the Stars.

33:22Jackie Oshry:Which I thought was an amazing addition just because the Dancing with the Stars swirlies are literally bikini models.

33:28Claudia Oshry:They're like insane bodies. Like I love that. Yeah, and it makes sense like tying it back to Hulu ABC Family.

33:33Jackie Oshry:The only weird thing is the Lizzo performance. It's such a bad choice. You found it to be a little bit bananas? I did find it to be a little bit bananas. It's just a bad choice. Only because her music is really not popular anymore. And everything that they did is so on the nose. They got all the girls from Instagram. It's very of the moment. And I could think of a hundred girls. I assume they wanted to have a girl performer. But I could think of a hundred people who would be better suited for that. Like Tate McRae or like literally anyone whose songs actually get played. What song did Lizzo sing?

34:06Jackie Oshry:I don't know. I guess we'll have to watch the stream. That was like, it just feels like somebody, whoever chose the musical performer was not also involved in the casting of like the models because the models were like so.

34:15Claudia Oshry:Or like someone there is just has stake in rehabilitating Lizzo. Or it's like a big Lizzo fan themselves. Yeah. They just like wanted Lizzo. Yeah. I think Tate McRae is probably too big to do something like this. But there are plenty of. It's like a big thing. It is. I guess it's like the first one

34:31Jackie Oshry:maybe they'd have a hard time booking someone and also

34:33Claudia Oshry:if this is the new Victoria's Secret fashion show which I believe it is I don't think there's any way for the Victoria's Secret fashion show to come back in like an iconic way no matter whether they are more inclusive less inclusive everything stinks it's over yeah stop trying when they're inclusive I want them to be exclusive when they're exclusive I want them to be inclusive it's done we're just done with you because you stand for nothing

34:50Jackie Oshry:they stand for nothing and like there's a way to do inclusive that doesn't feel like bad you know what I mean like there's nothing worse and like being inclusive and it's like when it's not your typical body standard it's like a bad image or like a it's like real okay well they can also be like airbrushed you know what I mean it's like that whole airy like get real campaign it's like well that's great but like why can't it be va va vooom glamorous and inclusive real and beautiful yeah like why does inclusive have to always be ugly like they make it ugly yeah whereas like there's nothing ugly about it but the way that the spin that they put on it it's like sad yeah so I think that Sports Illustrated is inclusive in ways that is not sad.

35:28Jackie Oshry:It's like everyone looks glamorous. Everybody has bombshell hair. No, everyone looks amazing.

35:31Claudia Oshry:There's bodies of all shapes

35:34Jackie Oshry:and types. Moms, pregnant, postpartum. I love that they really include it all in a way that's still glamorous. Why do we always have to sacrifice glamour for inclusivity? I don't know.

35:43Claudia Oshry:And some people, they just can't get it right, but Sports Illustrated really gets it right. But that's also because that's who they are and that's who they've always been. Victoria's Secret, like trying to do inclusivity just makes no sense. Yeah, it's true. It's so inauthentic. Sports Illustrated has always been about amazing bodies, athletes. Fastly's, yeah. So it just really works. I really think now having it streamed on Hulu, like it is the new Victoria's Secret fashion show. So they did have performers. Oh, and what I was going to say is the Victoria's Secret fashion show sometimes did have male performers.

36:08Claudia Oshry:And that was really fun too. Because like, you can meet your husband. Not only that. Bahati and Adam Levine.

36:15Jackie Oshry:Some of the most iconic moments in pop culture herstory are when male performers performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Justin Bieber. Show you off. Fall Out Boy. Like, The Weeknd, he was great. Kanye and Jay-Z they did it together like I'm sorry iconic levels and they need to the show needs to be successful because we need to get back to that era like the Victoria's Secret fashion show at its height like was one of the best things that ever happened to me

36:40Claudia Oshry:yeah I think this is on its way so I agree like Lizzo's not like the ideal performer whether it's a man or a woman but it would have been exciting to have a man because maybe like Zandra starts dating somber no no somber somber

36:54Jackie Oshry:yeah like somebody up and coming because yeah maybe it's not a proven show maybe they can't get you know taylor swift i mean taylor swift performed literally taylor's performance at the victoria's secret passion show like is in the hall of fame of just like moments that mean the world to me yeah it's also great when

37:07Claudia Oshry:she joined fallout boy when like and i think with lizzo too when they get someone that's like is on the like looks like a runway model like lizzo is wearing the bathing suits and she's doing and she looks she's basically walking like when taylor walked you couldn't tell who was a

37:19Jackie Oshry:victoria's secret battle yeah and it was taylor yeah and that's cool so i think like that's what

37:24Claudia Oshry:they were trying to do by going with like a girly it's just like the bananas of it all no not only

37:28Jackie Oshry:the bananas like let's say she had bananas but her music was like huge hits but no but i just saw a tweet that huda mustafa's song performed better than lizzo's new song what does that say even if

37:38Claudia Oshry:she sang dna test like the couple hits like okay i can bop to that so could i the classic but she

37:47Jackie Oshry:didn't sing and was there another performer or just her i think just her bad choice like that's the only thing that feels off when everything else has been like seriously 10 out of 10 yeah

37:56Claudia Oshry:maybe lizzo has something coming up with hulu maybe it should have been like a hulu affiliate

38:01Jackie Oshry:like a disney person yeah dove cameron you know yeah she would never no no but i'm just trying to think like who's like a disney like a disney star like olivia rodrigo yeah she would have been

38:10Claudia Oshry:good yeah um so here's who walked of like the notable names of course alex earl all our cover queen mother of sports illustrated all the cover girls tiffany haddish zandra bethany oh hillary duff did not hillary duff did not and who was oh nicole williams english she was there walk bethany again 55 years old like the pictures are in and the videos she looks insane i'm sorry bet

38:32Jackie Oshry:bethany walking the show like is such a sleigh on her part she has the most insane body yeah

38:37Claudia Oshry:and she's keeping up with like the 19 year olds no and i feel like every time she does the sports illustrated show like her and alex are like the headline like she is the biggest person walking everybody's talking about her it's not like there are a couple people here only come off like foot notes whatever yeah um but it's always about bethany they had alona mar they were really

38:56Jackie Oshry:firing on all cylinders they had a dancing with the stars like mini performance they had a mini

39:00Claudia Oshry:performance they had all alix did a little did they like a little spin did all four nader sisters

39:05Jackie Oshry:walking together which i love they had stassi they had um camille caustic like you know great Sports Illustrated greats. It was really, I really enjoyed being a consumer. I kind of want to watch the Hulu special because I was looking for more videos on my algorithm. Me too. No, and their social media manager firing on all cylinders, like, raise for her. But I will be watching the production as well. Yeah. And I just know who's ever in charge of the lighting. I always think this every year. But whoever's in charge for the lighting on Sports Illustrated loves women. It is the most delicious lighting.

39:39Jackie Oshry:I always think that. No, they look amazing. Whoever's doing the spray tans, who's doing the spray tans? I always feel like it's like a Kopari sponsorship because you know that Kopari body glow? It's like tan. Oh. Everybody looks so smooth.

39:49Claudia Oshry:Also, this has become a huge event. Every model who was there has two brand partnerships from the weekend. Everything is branded. Revolved. It's like a mini festival. I'm trying to revolve. Coachella. Yeah. Yeah. It's really crazy. It's gotten so big.

40:04Jackie Oshry:And swim week has always been a thing, but it's like this very small, random niche trade show that happens in Miami.

40:09Claudia Oshry:You know, like, real housewives. I'm doing a fashion show at Swim Week.

40:14Jackie Oshry:Absolutely. But it's now, like, a major media weekend because of Sports Illustrated. And it's lifted up all these other shows. Like, I saw a couple people. Cup She. I saw.

40:24Claudia Oshry:A Wild Fox Boutique. You had everyone walking slow. Is that where Gia Judice walked? Yeah, but everybody was walking that slow. Yeah. But I saw Gia's went viral first. And I'm like, oh, that's weird. But everybody was walking that slow.

40:34Jackie Oshry:Yeah, they're lifting up, like, the whole industry. The swimwear industry. Yeah.

40:37Claudia Oshry:Which I loved. Yeah. so that was fun it comes to hulu june 9th once again like hulu doing what needs to be done i think we announced this like when they did the oh the upfronts um that we said that this was coming well from what i've seen i feel extremely hopeful yeah me as well our next story charlie d 'amelio's parents have been accused of stealing money from her uh when she was making money as a child influencer the report originally came from Dumois and alleged that tiktok superstar charlie d 'amelio became aware of missing cash after her parents mark and heidi were supposed to have been removed from her accounts Dumois also posted that the issue caused a rift in the family with charlie's sister dixie siding with the parents yeah so people have thought for a while that charlie's

41:22Jackie Oshry:been on the outs with her family like for almost a year because you know she didn't go to dixie's party and like including dixie yeah um and so of course like when someone's on the outs from their family like i'm always like well your family wants what's best for you like maybe like you No Hollywood has gotten to Charlie. But if you look at her actions over the last year or two, she's actually really made her life very small. She took on this background role on Broadway. I think that the fame life, the LA life was really not for her. She barely posts on social media. And Dumont came out with this article and her father's response immediately made me side with Charlie.

41:56Jackie Oshry:Like if this report comes out and you're so worried about public perception that you're in the comment section fighting with people going live on TikTok, talking about how all you've done is protect Charlie from all the pedophiles in her DMs over the years. Like such a red flag dad response. I have always thought that there's something extremely sinister about those two parents. Like the fact that their daughter went viral on TikTok and they all decided to make their own accounts and monetize and like dance and stuff and then all move to L.A. and do it as a family. It's like, well, the Internet doesn't love the family.

42:25Jackie Oshry:They just want Charlie. And you could see it from the numbers. Like her parents have like millions of followers and get like four views. Like it was just such an odd way to deal with her instant fame. And now I do have sympathy like that. No one knows how to deal with that. Right. But I've never felt like their number one goal was protecting their daughters. And then when you watch that one season reality show, like they should get that show scrubbed from the Internet because it's such a bad look for the parents.

42:48Claudia Oshry:Well, it's just the concept in general. Even if they were all sitting around smiling, it's like your daughters are teenagers. They're going through mental health struggles in the public eye. And you've put a huge camera in their home and in front of their face.

42:58Jackie Oshry:And the show is like literally just them crashing out, especially Dixie. Like the girls get so much hate. Like TikTok, Gen Z, like it's like the worst of the Internet. They get made fun of extent like and the parents filming it and then like talking like not like the messaging wasn't like take time off. It was like, well, how are we going to make this work? It was such a red flag. I think they're the most sinister individuals. And I so believe that they're stealing money just because like it does look like the well has sort of run dry. Charlie doesn't like do what her parents say anymore right like she moved across the country and so I don't think their TikTok brand deals are coming in the way that maybe they once were at the height of Charlie's like TikTok stuff and I believe wholeheartedly that they definitely stole from her and I think that the dad's reaction is so not what like a dad to young daughters this is what he

43:46Claudia Oshry:commented he said no one called me for an interview this is not true we love Charlie but she's being manipulated and I have the receipts over the last six years we have remained silent and never addressed gossip but the time has come to set the record straight she responded to a comment saying she's always had a team in place lawyers business manager manager agent we purposely set it up that way not sure if you know anything about our family but we were doing fine before tiktok

44:07Jackie Oshry:then why didn't you like quit your job sell your house in connecticut and all move to la to become tiktokers yourselves yeah like that was the whole thing you made dixie do music like dixie wasn't a tiktoker it was just charlie and like they had to make it the whole family and everyone like dixie went begrudgingly and the parents were like obsessed with their own fame like so fucking weird i get such a bad vibes from them and let's say that like none of this is true but like your daughter's not speaking to you and like you're going on tiktok live like i just think a genuine individual like would not give a fuck what the public is saying they would work on fixing the relationship with their daughter and if your daughter has these like sinister bad people in place and there she's being manipulated like you're on tiktok live talking about like why don't you go fly across the country and try and save your daughter like you like I just don't believe anything he says he's such a greasy guy like I hate him yeah also it could be like he didn't

44:59Claudia Oshry:directly transfer millions of dollars from her account to his account but like if they were in charge of like their living arrangements everything to do it like they were managing the finances while she was earning and not keeping the money because what she's 15 and they were probably just living so large that at the end of the day what she earned there's not much left because they were spending it on the house on the moon too much they started like a line of ring lights right

45:22Jackie Oshry:started a line of clothing they started a 25 million dollar venture capital fund to like invest in brands it's like you're a tick tocker calm down and like three of you can't even hack it on tick tock except for charlie and she doesn't want to do it anymore because you guys have made it so so unfun i the thing is is like when somebody goes really viral on tick tock you like from the outside it's like oh good her whole family's moving with her and it's like that's how she'll stay protected and it's like there's really no good way to be famous and young no Because it's like, well, sometimes you don't have parents and you get, I think Tana Mongeau talks a lot about how like she, her parents like literally abandoned her and like it was so bad.

45:53Jackie Oshry:And so there's really no good way because then your parents come with you and seemingly like they're good individuals. You know, they had a job. They know how to manage money. And you're stealing from your 15-year-old daughter. Like, I'm sorry. It's so, I really got, I have always gotten the worst vibes from these two. And if you want to know like what I'm talking about, watch their turn to the show. Why is like Dixie not there for Charlie? Yeah, that's bad. I hate to see the sisters fighting. Yeah. But it's impossible. Like you always think like your parents are right. Yeah.

46:22Claudia Oshry:But they need each other. They need each other. What's Dixie up to?

46:25Jackie Oshry:They're also like largely offline. Like the girls have not for years. Does she do music still? No. She pops in like once a month on TikTok to post an ad. And is she dating anyone? Not that I know of. That's sad. And then like Dixie shaved her head. Like I'm telling you, there was really like, there was a lot going on there.

46:40Claudia Oshry:I want her and Noah back to get back together. I know.

46:42Jackie Oshry:I think he was good for even though Noah Beck's obviously like going through a lot of personal stuff.

46:45Claudia Oshry:I don't know if like to

46:45Jackie Oshry:Oh with the sister?

46:46Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I think just not his problem. Like I mean I agree. Like goodbye sister.

46:56Jackie Oshry:That was one of the best references like made in the history of this show.

47:00Claudia Oshry:Thank you so much.

47:01Jackie Oshry:Goodbye sister. Goodbye sister.

47:04Claudia Oshry:Like you and your pedophilic ways over there. That was crazy too.

47:07Jackie Oshry:Noah Beck's sister like being a pedophile. Pedophilia is so rampant. It's so rampant. it's disgusting well also to say like very very bad vibes from mark d 'amelia when i believe that

47:20Claudia Oshry:he is the aggressor in this situation yeah i think that's fair to say not like the sweet girl who's just wants to dance no but the dixie like does leave like a question mark here

47:31Jackie Oshry:we'll follow closely oh extremely closely and like this is the work of dumas like i feel like dumas had a couple of really big moments in the last year and like this is a huge case for her

47:40Claudia Oshry:yeah she's cracked it wide open yeah are you ready for our next story yeah love island cast news because on friday oh my god then that the love island og like village villagers

47:55Claudia Oshry:islanders islanders were announced we got like you know this um little video montage everyone their name charlie's brother charlie's brother and his name is zach british charlie from last season i know that's why i was telling ben about namesake his brother is on this season a cutie named Zach. And his name is Zach. There's also a Bryce on the season. You're kidding. It's huge for namesake. But one cast member has already been dismissed ahead of season eight after video surface of the contestant using a racial slur. So much like Jalissa. Jalissa from season, last season.

48:28Jackie Oshry:She was there the first night, gone the next. They didn't even address it. They just said, Jalissa has left the villa.

48:32Claudia Oshry:Jalissa has left the villa. She was on the first episode. They found a video of her on a podcast. And then right when her episode aired, there's a video of her on a podcast using the n-word so very casually she was dismissed immediately and then they announced and maybe that's why they announced the original islanders they probably haven't started actually maybe they just started filming because it premieres june 2nd today's june 1st so they they have a couple days probably um but it was good that they put it out there so that if anyone wants to bring something forward because you know that they are firing anyone yeah but to fire someone who's like

49:03Jackie Oshry:very invested in the storyline like sierra last year that was a very problematic it messes with the show a lot like so yeah maybe they did preemptively release even though i think they do this every year but yeah a girl has been let go um see ya yes um in the video i can't believe that they don't have systems in place like for vetting individuals well it says here that the

49:28Claudia Oshry:video um it appears to be privately owned and was not shared publicly until her announcements like Someone was sitting on this. That's crazy.

49:37Jackie Oshry:It's crazy that like non-famous people have like such haters in their life. Because this was like up until yesterday, a regular girl. Yeah. Who somebody like sat on this video of her like, if she ever becomes famous, I'll release it. So they were not accessible to vet prior to the ousting.

49:49Claudia Oshry:Okay.

49:49Jackie Oshry:Well, hopefully their vetting is a little bit more.

49:52Claudia Oshry:I feel like their vetting is so. Yeah.

49:54Jackie Oshry:The internet is just so big.

49:56Claudia Oshry:I know. But I can't imagine that they don't vet. And that's what everyone always says when something like this happens. They're like, why don't they vet? I think they vet.

50:02Jackie Oshry:Yeah. Anyone I know who's ever been a part of a reality show has told me that like production before anything gets announced, production does go through their social media and send them things to delete.

50:14Claudia Oshry:I feel like they would just ask them if they have, if those things have ever been up. Right.

50:18Jackie Oshry:But I think it's like almost impossible to find like a young person these days who has a completely clean digital footprint. People are on the internet these days from the time that they're like 12. Yeah. And that's just like a lot of time to be a moron.

50:30Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Yeah, it is. so so it begins and so it begins june 2nd is tomorrow tomorrow this like really i don't know how i'm gonna do it like every week night watching like with my co-sleeping schedule you gotta get airpods and turn on the huge no i'll figure it out i'll i'll watch in the room or something but um i'm mad already so tomorrow love island here we go feel free to watch you guys.

51:00Jackie Oshry:It's officially summer. Oh yeah, this is your warning. Like we are going to be talking about it a lot. And if that bothers you, like you could also join us. But also if you don't want to join us, like I respect it. The show like does bother me in the sense of like it's kind of disgusting in terms of like it's vulgarity. Like you cannot watch it with kids around. You cannot. It's like tushies everywhere. It's asses everywhere. It's like sexual gyration everywhere. The challenges. The challenges are insane. You cannot watch it with kids around. It's really disgusting and it's such a huge time commitment.

51:22Jackie Oshry:So like if you don't want to watch it, like honestly, I respect that.

51:24Claudia Oshry:Yeah, we will talk about it for the duration that we watch it, which Like I've said, I'm not promising to watch the whole thing if it's garbage, but I'm promising to watch it.

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57:27Claudia Oshry:You're welcome. Our next story, a little summer house news. Shibuzzi is teasing that Summer House star Sierra Miller is in his next music video for his song Cowgirl. I saw this. Yes. So Shibuzzi and Sierra Miller are dancing. Are you going to be okay? I'm so excited. I love to see Shibuzzi in the news.

57:45Jackie Oshry:And for that, I'm grateful to Sierra. Shinoozzi. Shinoozzi. I'm grateful to Sierra because otherwise I think his music video, people just don't appreciate Shibuzzi in the way that you do. Yeah. So I'd love to see a king slaying. And I don't feel like music videos make news like they used to. No. And being a music video girl is an elite job. shout out to shannon ford you know shannon ford's like in an iconic music video i think it's cole spindle hold on let me as she should be and it's like a middle of a memory just i think that's it

58:09Claudia Oshry:like yeah if you're in nashville and you're like not in a music video at some point in your life like you're a loser you didn't live in nashville shannon is yeah oh single saturday night my bad

58:20Jackie Oshry:i love it yeah so being in a music video isn't like not something that a lot of people do but i do think it's like a very strategic way to be cool you know it's such a cool thing to do I love this. I need the song to be a hit. It's great for Shibuzi and it's great for Sierra. It's great for Shibuzi. And this is just so unexpected from Sierra. Like, I don't know if she's into country music, but like, it's just, it's definitely a sleigh with like her Midwestern ex. Like, it's just great. It's firing on all fronts. I really like this. I really like this.

58:44Claudia Oshry:A little more Summer House music video news. I don't know if you saw KJ and Dara.

58:49Jackie Oshry:Oh my God. We have to talk about this.

58:50Claudia Oshry:So last week I spoke about this with Ben on Friday. People thought that KJ and Dara broke up. So did I. They unfollowed each other. They're not tagged in photos together anymore, meaning like one block the other. And then they drop this music video for his new song. And they're like all loved up in it. And the lyrics include, it's called My Lil Thing. He gushes about his romance with Dara. He says, she's my little thing. Stick around and give her a wedding ring. Stick around and give her a second name. Elsewhere on the track, he muses about their meet cute saying, from the Hamptons to the city, every weekend getting litty.

59:19Jackie Oshry:Any goodwill I had for these two is in the garbage. Okay, let me see this. pretending you broke up to promote a song is so low brow it's like such low-hanging fruit it's like pretending you're pregnant on april fools like it's just not funny like i hate that shit two obviously i i come to think of jesse solomon who has largely been clowned on for his music but at least when he was on the show like that first season he had a moment like what would jesse solomon do we knew that he sang he talked about it like you coming out of left field saying you're a singer like okay i hate this the way i hated jesse solomon's music and jesse solomon like has gotten so much hate for his music to the point where i actually feel bad so i don't want to do that but like i hate this one the song is bad two you've heard the song of course the way that they promoted it like is my least favorite type of like gag humor like i don't know it's stunt like hate the music video is lame like i now dislike these two yeah individually and as a couple like

1:00:10Claudia Oshry:this was really bad i agree i'm in shock how is this not story number one like it's insane because like you want to talk about charlie d 'amilio and i just like i didn't know i didn't know like if i

1:00:21Jackie Oshry:could see you also being i don't care about these two well i i do now and like after giving us like collectively sorry no i don't want to be mean i take it back i'm sorry you're gonna leave it at that yeah i'm gonna leave it at that i feel bad actually i take back everything i said i forgot that like he's going through it so like i don't want to like pile on no but i feel like he's

1:00:37Claudia Oshry:getting a lot of like good reception to this and i feel like people are like oh they got us you know like oh really i didn't see any of that well this article i'm reading is like giving that it's from cosmopolitan and the cosmos is a very positive place so i don't know that it's a positive place but they said the song's a bop um they said they've created quite the buzz they have i agree with that um so i guess they're not breaking up it was more interesting when they were like

1:01:02Jackie Oshry:that's something like i can i know because i'm ready like i know levi's bursting to tell us

1:01:06Claudia Oshry:what happened and that's why we need her on namesake oh wait summer house reunion and love

1:01:11Jackie Oshry:island tomorrow hate i need somewhere else to end just because like i i need everything to end because love island is a full-time job last night i watched real housewives of rhode island i know you didn't watch it it wasn't like that actually it was a very good episode but after they played the new episode of real housewives of atlanta and like let me tell you i was sat the fuck down it looked so good i wish i had a little bit more context like who's on it that we said dra oh she's back and portia and then a bunch of no drew is still on it i don't really know drew and then a bunch of women some of them I think have come and gone through the years but some of them were new and like they're they're prepared like there's a lot to go on it actually looked really good I can't take on more but I just want to say I was intrigued and how was Rory I

1:01:52Claudia Oshry:will watch I just Sunday night like are you crazy it was good um this isn't the Sopranos I know this

1:01:57Jackie Oshry:is not like the headline from the episode because Rosie was barely in it but like her husband is a terrible singer like and he was performing at this turnt club in broad daylight like it was so

1:02:08Claudia Oshry:weird. Well, maybe it was because it was summertime and the sun goes down later. It was just weird. It could have been 8 o 'clock. The whole thing was weird. The sun goes down late.

1:02:14Jackie Oshry:Rosie was looking at him so adoringly and then later in the episode she had a barbecue with his family and she made a dumb joke about Botox and he was cracking up so hard. I think that they're deeply in love with one another because I was like, this guy stinks and that's not a funny joke and she was just like, isn't he amazing? And he was cracking up at her joke. I actually am a believer in their love. It was almost sweet how much they were gassing each other up for very mediocre behavior. the fight between joellen and liz was insane liz is a crazy person like she's an actually she pulled joellen's hair which was insane and then they got together like a couple days later to talk about it and joellen was like you pull my hair and liz left she was like i didn't like we literally watched it like it's just insane to see somebody lie like that and liz is liz is crazy and kelsey's so far up her butt it makes kelsey uninteresting and kelsey was having this whole conversation with her boyfriend because her boyfriend still plays her ex-boyfriend still pays for her car insurance and her health insurance and her new boyfriend is like not down with that he's like listen you strung me along for a year she said that they didn't have sex for a year and they like wouldn't be a real couple for a year and he's like i waited for you like but you need to cut all ties like this is just not like disrespectful and she's like well are you gonna pay for it and he was like he can't he's like for um and it was just like deeply uncomfortable because he's right but it's like well if you're not gonna pay for it like she needs oh and she has like this brain issue she had a tumor i've seen the clips from her insurance yeah basically um and if he's not going to pay for it it's like well she needs insurance but i like the way that

1:03:39Claudia Oshry:she framed it this is almost like alimony she if she was in a relationship for 10 years if she were married she would be getting you know something payments so just just forget it let it go yeah

1:03:48Jackie Oshry:go like just let it go yeah alicia was like crying the whole episode and the fight that started with alicia about the homeless thing like it's not even alicia's not even involved anymore it's just jo ellen versus liz and now liz has decided she's taking down joe ellen so who does she call kelsey rula and it's seriously the most loser behavior that i don't like because i actually

1:04:07Claudia Oshry:like liz and i agree she's a crazy person and that's why i like her like you hired liz and you got liz yes exactly i don't need everyone to like be the same and like of course and fight the

1:04:15Jackie Oshry:same you got but to go to rula and rula's like i told you and it's like oh my god two two dumb

1:04:21Claudia Oshry:bitches telling each other exactly yeah no and it's like i have no space for rula and is rula getting paid she's nowhere she's not in this is our first episode in like three weeks yeah is she a cast member like what is going on she's she say things in the intro is she in the i think she does i think they pay her because like she's a huge storyline so show up or don't show up episode though but she's not and she's not on a bunch of but it's like okay if you don't want to show up that's fine we're still going to talk about your husband cheating on you yeah and thanks for letting us talk about it yeah so it was a good episode i'll watch it our fifth and final story tailored swift is making people think she's involved in the new toy story five movie so this is the second time they've made us but this is like so clear so taylor swift um is now linked to the toy story five movie which is coming out soon pixar put up multiple identical billboards in major cities

1:05:10Jackie Oshry:this weekend featuring nothing but the letters t s which toy story taylor swift madam marvel

1:05:17Claudia Oshry:Wicked Witch Exactly Featuring Alongside 13 fluffy white clouds Which the white clouds Are also like Andy's bedroom In It's the brand of Toy Story It's the brand of Toy Story Additionally She changed all of the Capital letters In her songs On Spotify Like T and S Are all capital now I didn't see that In her songs

1:05:37Jackie Oshry:This is like a lot of work And like It's like weeks of Teasing for what Like is her song Being used in the movie Is there gonna be A new song in the movie Is she voicing a character Like Like, it has to be huge. This is like so random. A lot for like a new song.

1:05:49Claudia Oshry:Also, Pixar shared a video on Instagram featuring like one of the billboards and Jessie's character is dancing in front of the billboard. And the caption is, she's making those moves up as she goes.

1:05:58Jackie Oshry:Right, which is a lyric from Shake It Off. So Taylor's obviously involved. But what could her involvement be that requires this much? Changing all the songs on Spotify. That's fucking crazy.

1:06:08Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And people were saying like she was out spotted with Bob Iger at dinner a couple months ago. But it's like all that's just to be featured on the soundtrack. So it has to be more than a typical either she's on the soundtrack.

1:06:19Jackie Oshry:Maybe it's a new song for the soundtrack. That's what I mean. Or she could be a new character. That's what I mean by featured on the soundtrack. No, because sometimes since she bought her masters back, she puts her songs. No, I think she wrote a song for the movie. Yeah, this could be her, you know, I got that sunshine in my pocket, which was a Justin Timberlake song from Trolls, which became like the biggest song of the year.

1:06:39Claudia Oshry:Yeah, I don't think she's a character in the movie, because that would have had to start like years ago. And she's out to a dinner with Bob Iger like months ago.

1:06:47Jackie Oshry:You know Taylor plans her life like three years in advance.

1:06:49Claudia Oshry:No, I know. But like, I think if they were talking about Taylor X Toy Story at the dinner, it would have to be something in post-production.

1:06:56Jackie Oshry:Well, I do want to say that I do like this. One of my favorite things about Taylor is like how she's literally like a family-friendly performer. So like doing Toy Story, I think only furthers that. And I really like that about her.

1:07:06Claudia Oshry:I hope we get a great song. I think watching Toy Story 5 is in my future. I think it is too. near future for me. So if there's a new Taylor. Yeah, like make it fun for the mamas. Yeah, I'm sad. Me too.

1:07:18Jackie Oshry:And songs like that, like, do have the potential to be huge.

1:07:21Claudia Oshry:And she needs the money. She has a big wedding.

1:07:24Jackie Oshry:Oh, so the rumors, I know, like, the rumors and the nastiness are that she's getting married in the city. And now it's widely believed that she's getting married at Madison Square Garden. Have you heard that? Which I think is a really interesting venue because obviously, like, the sports of it all, the, like, historic nature of it. Taylor loves New York. and like it's history. It is pretty secure. You know, there's only so many entrances. There's no windows. Like what happens inside, you can't see. We may be able to hear. It's kind of, I think there's a lot of like underground tunnels where like you can get in and out.

1:07:56Jackie Oshry:Cars in, cars out. I think, I don't know if it's true, but it's a good guess.

1:08:02Claudia Oshry:It is a good guess from the security standpoint, but like would you really want to get married in a place with no windows? I think that like the like those are things you have to consider when you are that famous yeah and obviously like that sucks and like would you let the security concerns and like not getting a helicopter to get a photo of the wedding I think that they would I think she would let that so serious about that like not having like natural light at your wedding and like I don't know rich people can find natural light like they can make it they can bring it in

1:08:28Jackie Oshry:yeah from Europe I don't know I think I would want natural light no it's a good it's a good point but I think Taylor would prioritize safety and security and privacy over natural light. But no, you're right. No natural light is insane. Yeah. Insane. It's insane. Maybe the Madison Square Garden like does have windows that we don't know about, you know? Maybe.

1:08:48Claudia Oshry:I like it. Like it's a good theory, but I think that would be so, it would honestly make me a little sad that like she has to get married in a bunker. Yeah.

1:08:57Jackie Oshry:It is a bunker. It's an above ground bunker.

1:08:59Claudia Oshry:Yeah. So I hope it's not that I, and I, she needs to get married in like a closed air space. face they're saying yes they're saying july 3rd madison square garden she should get married like at the white house that would be beautiful like you can't fly over it and they are like the closest thing we have to royalty so yeah well we live and wait i'm looking forward to finding out i know that's like a fun thing that's almost only a month away or or not or less or more june 13th oh you think like it's or more or august like who said or they're already married or the rumors and nastiness said July 4th weekend, but like they could have just made it up.

1:09:36Claudia Oshry:Everything's made up. Everything is made up. Everything's a social construct. Okay. We shall see. Yeah, that's our show. Nalafi, I feel. Oh, I guess. Yeah. What time is it? Yeah.

1:09:50Jackie Oshry:Nalafi. Well, enjoy. Enjoy the Nalaf. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast of the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast stories you can each and every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're interested in YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. Rolls available as podcasts and where your podcasts be found. So that's Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube, where we listen to podcast finance so to see the five story about how beautiful sending a weekly talent we are. Hope you guys have an amazing Monday and we'll see you tomorrow for the big day.

1:10:07Jackie Oshry:Tomorrow's Tuesday. Lots going on tomorrow. Love ya. Bye.

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