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The Toast Podcast: Episode Summary
Episode Details
- Title: Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025
- Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
- Duration: Approximately 1 hour and 6 minutes
Episode Description This episode features discussions on various celebrity news topics, including legal disputes, podcast delays, album announcements, and personal reflections from the hosts. The segment includes a Dear Toasters advice segment where listeners send in their dilemmas for the hosts to offer insights.
Key Discussions
- Celebrity News Highlights
- Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni Lawsuit (24:04)
- Trial date set for March 2026 after the ongoing public feud related to the movie "It Ends With Us."
- Discussions on the intimate nature of communications between Lively and Baldoni, raising speculation about their relationship.
- Meghan Markle Podcast Delay (31:05)
- Markle's Archetypes podcast episodes postponed, potentially linked to her Netflix cooking show delays.
- Hosts express mixed feelings about the delays and their implications.
- Lady Gaga's Upcoming Album (36:29)
- Lady Gaga announces her seventh album titled "Mayhem," set for release on March 7, 2025.
- The album aims to revisit the pop sound that first brought her fame, with reflections on her musical evolution.
- Spencer Pratt's Twitter Comments (43:54)
- Pratt declines a potential appearance on "Watch What Happens Live" due to past remarks made by host Andy Cohen about his wife, Heidi Montag.
- Highlights Pratt's loyalty and protectiveness towards his family.
- Miley Cyrus on Past Mistakes (50:28)
- Cyrus discusses her growth and reflections on her career choices during a conversation with Pamela Anderson.
- Emphasis on authenticity and acceptance of her past.
- Dear Toasters Advice Segment (54:35)
- Submission 1: Witnessing Future In-Laws Intimacy
- A listener shares her shock after seeing her boyfriend's parents in a compromising position. The hosts advise reframing the situation positively and not disclosing the incident to her boyfriend.
- Submission 2: Long-Distance Boyfriend's DUI
- A listener discovers her long-distance boyfriend was arrested for a DUI. The hosts discuss whether this is a dealbreaker, leaning towards the idea that it might be a valid reason to reconsider the relationship.
- Submission 3: Mother-in-Law Wedding Tension
- A bride-to-be feels uncomfortable about her future mother-in-law wanting a "first look" moment in her wedding dress. The hosts discuss the tension this creates and suggest navigating the situation with sensitivity.
Key Takeaways
- Celebrity Relationships: The episode explores the complexities of public personas and personal relationships in Hollywood, particularly through the lens of legal dramas and celebrity interactions.
- Navigating Personal Relationships: The Dear Toasters segment emphasizes the importance of communication and personal values when dealing with familial and romantic relationships.
- Music and Identity: Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus's segments reflect the evolution of artists and how their personal journeys influence their music, resonating with audiences on a deeper level.
Conclusion The episode of The Toast is a blend of celebrity gossip, personal insights, and relatable advice, showcasing the hosts' dynamic personalities and their ability to connect with their audience through humor and honesty. The mix of lighthearted discussions and serious advice makes it a compelling listen for fans.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a gargy-pargy day. Speaking of gargy-pargy, it's Jacqueline Folet, jerked if you will. I am having a gargy-pargy day because I'm in a gargy-pargy environment with a gargy-pargy gal. It's day two of New Toast era. Obviously so much has changed. We hear you, you guys. My audio was a piece of shit on a stick yesterday. Like, I'm sorry, I will go jump off the Queensborough Bridge. I'm so sorry. We have made some adjustments. It's going to be a work in progress until Jackie and I can get our audios totally matching.
0:32but today should be a lot better. I know, you know, if it's not, you will let me know. And we also got some feedback that I actually agreed with, wishing that, you know, you could see our gargy-pargy faces a little bit more. That's all they had to say. We want to see more of your faces. We're having a hard time seeing you. So we're punching in. We're punching in. We're punching in. Today's episode, like I said, it's going to be a little dance until we get everything 100 % right. But to be in such a gargy environment, I feel really will yield results of gargy-ness. Yeah. No, it's definitely, I've got my podcasting hat on.
1:04Oh, okay. You're going to wear this hat to the party tonight? I will always wear this hat to the party tonight. But you just, I don't know. Do you think it will change the tone of the show being in such like a studio? I don't think so. But I do think it will take us a long time to find our footing. Because like I still feel different. Yeah. I still feel like I'm in someone else's living room. I feel like seriously strange. And by the end of yesterday's show, like it obviously worn off. but like it was the first like 40 minutes that I still felt weird. Yeah and we've never done such an abrupt change not to do Toast at a Glance not to do it but this it's so hard not to.
1:37This kind of requires a bit of Toast at a Glance-ness because every other studio change was like born of necessity like I move it and then I put up wallpaper. We hadn't moved into a new place since June 2020 and we hadn't like made choices since then so it's just given like the the changing nature of our lives. Choices are being made. That's what I'll say. Choices have been made. Now I'm so paranoid so I just wanted to quickly check with you. Your camera no no but red button red button on the bottom right right? Yeah. There's only one one camera light like to the bottom right of the lens. Yeah.
2:16I am so paranoid. Today's the first day we're on our own. Yesterday we had like all of our fancy people coming and helping us and they taught us how to do everything And today's like, today's really a test of like what Jackson turd can do. It's true. Training wheels are off. Speaking of our fancy people, we posted a vlog last night on our Patreon of the whole behind the scenes of the setting up process. It starts with Claude in New York. She vlogged her studio transformation and a bit of her move. And then I flogged, flogged. I did flog it. You did flog, by the way. I flogged that. We need to talk about that.
2:43My home studio transformation. So it's a Parsi dual vlog. We really put our heads together and you can watch it on patreon.com slash the toast. Yes, you'll get a little behind the scenes of my new studio. I have done a studio tour in the old OG studio. We both did. It was very MTV Cribs style. So that one, if you guys want to go watch it, because a lot of people wanted to see the old studio, you'll see it in the new vlog, but there is like a full proper tour. And then my new space, which I probably went to a tour for a really long time. I'm waiting on so much furniture. It will not be done for a really long time.
3:10But this specific corner where I, you know, create art, this is kind of like my artist studio. In your own little corner, in your own little square, you can be. When you think of Cinderella. Which one do I think of? Who is your Cinderella? That's a good question. When I think of that song, of course, I think of Brandy. Of course. But when I think of Cinderella, honestly, I think about the animated character. Not Lily James. Not Robert, King of the North. Excuse me? Robert Madden. Is that his name? Oh, yeah, yeah. Robert, King of the North. When I think of King of the North, I think of like the enormous like Hagrid, Robert Baratheon, King of the North.
3:56No. Oh, wait, no. He was literally not even the King of the North. Hold on. Robert Baratheon was in the show for two minutes. The King. No, but he was also just like the regular King. Yeah, he was the regular King. No. Yeah. Rob Star, King of the North. Yeah. That's like an interesting piece of history, Robert Madden, how like his career like truly went nowhere. No, that's not true. He's in that show or movie, The Bodyguard. He's always nominated for shit. what else like seriously what else cinderella okay he's actually like one of the ones who made it out of game of thrones there are so few he's mid-tier he's mid-tier like top tier is obviously which so crazy somebody was in the show for 30 seconds jason momoa amelia clark she was doing the damn thing for a while but i think she like kind of is over it it seems like she gave up um sophie turner of course i would say those are the three yeah and she gendeline christie don't sleep on Gwendolyn Christie she's like doing stuff Brienne of Tarth Oath Keeper yeah yeah I agree with that Peter Dinklage Wicked oh oh Peter Dinklage though he wants no association with the movie yeah he's not doing much press maybe if they cast you in a movie as the worst character too you wouldn't want to and you had the only song on the album that's a skip like yeah you wouldn't want to show up oh my god when I'm listening to the Wicked album and Peter Dinklage starts talking like Sam Hunt.
5:15Something bad. It's happening in us. I can't even repeat it. I like I move so quickly to the skip button. I've actually hidden that song on the album so that I go straight from like Wizard and I to Dancing Through Life. Shall we quickly just take a turn into the Department of Corrections? Something I wanted to correct from yesterday's episode that I found hysterical is actually Dexter Morgan, the person who penned the change.org petition to have Dora Dora Jarr removed from the Gracie Abrams tour is actually not a person. It's a fictional character. Dexter Morgan is Dexter. So we said it sounded like a TV character show's name and we were right.
5:57So someone didn't put their whole dextasy behind that change.org position. They did not put their whole dextasy. That's exactly what I was trying to say. Thank you. So show your face. Show yourself. Show your face. Glad to have cleared that up. What else did you do last night? Yesterday was such a busy day with post-prod. Didn't you find? So busy. So busy. Such a busy day with post-prod. Yesterday's episode was slightly delayed. Obviously, Jackie and I are getting our, you know, our new normal in order. So we will get back to our quick uploads. It's just been, it's been a journey because everything's changed.
6:35Today, like, I don't want to jinx anything, but like we started on time. So I think we should be okay. At least for audio. Yeah. Yeah. So like yesterday, I agree, it was like super stressful and it was great. I'm just like so loving this new life for myself. Like I've just sort of created a new life. You ever know? Do you know that feeling? I do. Because you've also created a new life. I have created a new life. What does your new life entail? like a shorter commute a part g studio like i'm gonna make like a cute little office here i'm just like excited about what the future holds cultivating a vibe yeah oh my god i got woken up this morning like before my alarm so annoying by actually like a crazy acrobat in my belly i've never experienced anything like that in my life i thought there was an earthquake like my whole stomach i wish i could have seen it because i'm sure like my stomach was like like a basketball like it was the craziest thing i've ever felt in my life and it wasn't like uncomfortable per se but it wasn't it wasn't pleasant and that was the baby oh I hope so as opposed to like the bowels yeah no no oh yeah I didn't have diarrhea thank you I guess that was confusing no there was a baby in there that's so cute like real kicks and and movement really crazy that's so exciting and then I entered a new week yesterday you know on those apps oh Mondays are your days for updates exactly so I checked and I just want to say with each I used to really look forward to checking it's like oh grape lentil and now I feel every time I check I'm even more confused and lost than I was the week prior because it feels like we're not moving in a linear way we're not getting bigger or heavier like it goes from like first of all I've gotten grapes twice and I guess it was like a bundle of grapes versus one grape it's just they make it needlessly confusing and also like anatomically confusing because well it's hard because a baby isn't a fruit yes I'm aware but I just feel like they could be doing a better job keep coming up with fruits that are the same like inches and do they do it by weight so now I'm learning because I was complaining about this on my Instagram that it's by length because I'm like how the hell is a baby a banana like yeah after just being an avocado which is very dense and round yeah so it's all about length and to be completely honest like of all the facts I could learn about my baby like its length is not something I'm like particularly interested in honestly.
9:00Yeah. Well that's to do with like that's helpful for the size and then you get the weight at the. At the doctor's appointment. And also I don't know at what point in your pregnancy you stopped calling the baby it. I haven't reached that point yet. Well I feel like later in pregnancy I came up with like a name that it was going by like first was Elsie and then the second pregnancy was Larry. Don't forget about Larry. I loved that. I loved when we were calling your unborn baby Larry. Yeah. I feel like you're going to get to a place somewhere like you have the nickname. It just, it's like all nicknames.
9:30We've been calling it baby. That's nice too. Yeah. And it, obviously. It works. Can't forget about it. Yeah. You look so sweet today. I look sweet. It's, you know, we have to dress differently for these chairs. They're very deep. We're being shot at a different angle. You see, shoe. Yesterday I looked so short, so I got a throw pillow today. And update, my coccidinia like wasn't flaring up so terribly. during yesterday's episode. I also saw that you said on the vlog that you need to use your coccidinia pillow in this chair, but you don't. The pillow will sink and get lost. Well, I'll see if I end up needing it.
10:05I'm obviously going to start without because it's so fucking ugly. Yeah. I need to get like a pillow maker to match the linen of this chair to my coccidinia pillow. Like I refuse to sit on that big, oh my God, I just have to tell you the funniest thing. I just have to tell you the funniest thing. I was going out to lunch yesterday because I wanted to pat myself on the back for a job well done in our new studio. so I took myself out to lunch by myself where'd you go? just like a small cafe somewhere new or the same old? same old, like one of my local spots I won't put you on blast, just like wondering the vibe and so I was by myself and obviously I had nothing to do so I started like listening to people's conversations and I was stuck between two equally uninteresting conversations I was just like where do I go from here and I feel like there must have been like nearby like a local event for Holocaust Remembrance Day because the people in the restaurant were all just giving like older and Jewish.
10:58I'm like, I just, and it was like a lot of people were wearing like the yellow ribbon, the hostage pin. I was like, there was an event nearby that just got out. I could just feel it. So I don't know. That's not relevant. So the ladies sitting next to me are two women. One of them is like very, very old grandma vibes. And one of them is like, you know, like an older mom. I would say she's like 40 or 50, you know? And the younger one says, I start listening and she goes to her friend. And she goes, oh my God, you remind me so much of my friend who just passed away. And I could tell she immediately was like, oh shit, that's not something you say to a person who's like actually close to passing away.
11:34She was like, not in like the old sense, like in the wise sense. I'm like, yeah, sure lady, like good luck cleaning that up. It was seriously so awkward. I was dying. Like I need to listen to people's conversations more often. They're so interesting. And I was telling Ben, I was like, by the way, that should be one of your like, what are your nuts is, you know? I'm always like nominating things for what are your nuts. he never chooses mine so I was like fuck it I'll tell it on my podcast yeah we could have our own segment we could imagine what are you futz I thought you were gonna say what are you fucking nuts yeah no I'm always like that's such a good what are you nuts moment and I know that's so nice of you I just want to say that you're keeping an ear out for what are you nuts he keeps a list in his phone and like whenever something happens he'll like write it down and whenever I share of mine with him I've never seen him write them down to bust out the list but I thought that was a good one what are you nuts that's rude yeah I guess he didn't have that like strong reaction because he didn't hear it in person but that is really odd it's a what are you nuts moment it's a what are you nuts moment the stories today are what because we have deer toasters we don't have deer toasters honestly deer toasters is another version of what are you nuts because there's always one person in the situation who's truly deranged it's true and i kind of love that for us we so what you're saying is we actually invented what are you nuts it's true love that he could be mining deer toasters for candidates he could how are they today they're good actually i combed through our inbox looking for an update from the girl who wrote in last week about her husband and that circle of nude photos um we haven't heard from her i'm sure she's dealing with a lot so obviously like zero pressure I'm sure she like you know hasn't even listened to this week's episodes she's probably so she doesn't she doesn't even know we moved into a new studio to be honest like dear toasters will never be the same after that like I think she broke dear toasters I know even when I was going through submissions for today my bar has been raised like to the like a crazy level I nobody's submissions today are even remotely as close but they're like you know normal people craziness no and it's like until she gives us an update like we're all just kind of stuck on that like dear toasters is on pause not saying that we're not doing deer toasters like I would never we've learned our lessons um but we're all just kind of frozen by this yeah and like I think that as a community we collectively like haven't moved from deer toasters since that girl wrote in about like the guy hoarding water bottles in her office and now like we we had finally like just started to move on from that as a community and then this happens and we're just sort of stuck again we're at a standstill yeah so I'll be curious to see what the girlies have brought for us today you know I hate to be the like you know giving you notes but remember we did say we want to sit more in the middle of our chairs you just look like you're skewing a little a little well actually my booty do you I just was reminding no yesterday well also because Broody was here yesterday yesterday I was literally in this lot on the side like he took up the whole chair you were almost out of frame today my booty is in the middle but I do if I may sip on that lean because I'm leaning oh sip on that lean girl I'm sipping um so we have dear toasters and the stories are this is me sipping on that lean what is lean like cough syrup yeah like perp one more spoon of cough syrup now whoa whoa okay i'm sitting more centered now coming up now coming up now that's like probably one of the best i know you probably don't have like an answer in your pocket to this question because you're like mentally stable but what's like your favorite glee cover is that bottom girls that's a really good answer and it's definitely in like my top 10 as well um but a lot of people's favorite glee cover is Darren Chris doing cough syrup they say it's better than the original let me tell you that will never Darren Chris would never be like my number one do you have beef with blame no I just like don't um relate like he's not like I don't relate to him so much like the things that he did except for firework like don't really stand out in my memory.
15:37Who is your least favorite character on Glee? I don't want to be rude. I don't want to be rude because in real life like they're probably the only ones that I, that would hear this. Okay, so it's either Becca Tobin, Kitty, which it's obviously not. You know that it's not. Is it Tina Cohen Chang? Oh my God. And Jenna Ushkowitz is a toaster. You guys know I recently recorded an episode of the Glee podcast. Make sure to check it out. Even though it's like not a knock on Jenna, because of course not but she's not tina but seriously it's tina and arty it's tina and arty well both of them both of the hosts of the glee podcast that i just wait the only like the only people who've ever supported us like that's why i didn't want to say it the only people who have ever platformed us like yes they were my favorite characters wow i wish you had told me that before going on the glee podcast so i could have shared that with them kind of an exclusive on my episode i haven't re-watched glee in a lot of years so the feelings aren't fresh but i just remember like that was frustrating to me no for sure tina cohen chang was like loki the worst she faked having a lisp like that's literally so ableist um and then was like best friends with an actually disabled person and like she what is my disability a joke to you it was i agree with you completely and artie actually i didn't dislike artie um i didn't but tina cohen chang as a character although like when you are on the journey of the glee club like members are always leaving they're almost like they have to have 12 members for sectionals and they're always like hanging on to like 11 and tina cohen chang is one of the og members she's in the very first episode she's one of the first five members with finn and rachel and arty arty also so there is something to stay about like their loyalty to the glee club no i think then she was on a power trip she was like one of those seniors who yes by the way so picked on as a freshman and software like and the only thing that makes her powerful is being a senior and they're going to use that against you there actually I believe is an episode like about that sort of senioritis attitude from the seniors and Tina sort of leads the pack you're 100 % right about that senioritis yes senioritis what I would do to like experience senioritis again yeah where you just like your whole life is in front of you no but the crash from senioritis is so real like I wouldn't want to to have that looming and I think that's why people really act out with their senioritis because they know they're about to cry for help they're about to go back to the bottom of the heap whether you're a high school senior and you're going to be a college freshman or you're a college senior and now you have to like enter the real world like that's why they're so angry and pompous you think senioritis is more of a cry for help yes i do i love that your least favorite character on glee now that you put me on the spot to talk trash oh well it's kurt obviously um because i also recently re-watched the episode where Kurt's dad has a heart attack.
18:26And the Glee Club is so there for them. And they're really there for them in a spiritual way. And the Glee Club is quite diverse. So they have members from all backgrounds and religions. So they're all just like offering their particular prayers. Their prayers. And Kurt is obviously like having like a moment with God. So he like is rejecting not only the prayers, but people's kindness. And he acts. And of course, when you go through tragedy, like you act however you want to act. But he's, honestly, like the way he acts is so egregious. Um... But he has his moments. I think more so I dislike Kurt because every song he sings is a song I would never choose.
19:00I also, from what I remember, dislike Kurt because he's always knocking Rachel. Nobody will say anything and then he has to insult Rachel. And it's like, okay, jealous. He's definitely threatened. But there does come a point in Glee where the two of them lay down their arms and then become best friends. As they should be. The theater queens. And the show gets so much better after that. And then, of course, they move to New York together. So I think Kurt's redemption arc is when he finally leans into what is meant to, like he's destined for greatness, him and Rachel. Like you're 100 % right. He hates Rachel.
19:32It's like a jealousy threat. Everyone hates Rachel because they're all jealous of her. But 100 % when he finally embraces like that friendship, he becomes such a more tolerable character. Agreed. And that's what you missed on, Glee. And that's how Jackie sees it. That is how Jackie sees it. Now we can talk about why Sue Sylvester is the best character. so you didn't ask me who my favorite character is but it's obviously sue sylvester also i can't believe i said my least favorite character is kurt when it's actually not it's mr show i'm so sorry i know that i was thinking of the members of the glee club that's like known you know yeah and when you say like my i think i said who's your favorite glee cast member or glee club member because there's two different tiers of characters on the show the members and then the staff obviously sue sylvester is the best character and obviously matthew marston is seriously the devil um so yeah i didn't want to let the segment go on without just acknowledging that yeah no it's been i don't know like 20 days since we trashed matthew marison actually it's been way more no whenever i did the glee club podcast that was the last time i trashed matthew marison okay so i think we should dive in because we have stories we have your toasters and we just have like lots to do lots on the agenda we've got a lot of business so without further ado Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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24:35The New York federal judge told both sides in an order late Monday to prepare for a March 9th, 2026 trial. So over a year. However, I feel like soon this will be on pause until the trial. That's why I think this - Oh, I don't think so. I think that they're going to use this next year. He keeps dropping things. The lawyer went on Megyn Kelly. They just dropped a voice memo. They dropped that voicemail. They dropped the pictures from the basement. but he will use this next year to really sway public opinion. Because like we've said, every time we talk about this, like obviously everybody wants to win the lawsuit, but they also want to win public favor.
25:10And he has a plan. And by the way, it's so important to keep in mind, Blake has literally not responded to a single thing yet. So we haven't even heard the retaliation in the public sphere. Yes. He put out a voice note, two voice notes. He shared that he had sent to Blake at like 2 a.m. while they were filming there from like April, 2023. I've heard bits and pieces. is like I'm finding it really hard to like actually listen to and look at the primary source material because it is so cringe and I just want to say something I feel like some people have um guess or theorized that something happened between them like Blake developed a crush or they fell in love and then Ryan found out and that's why Ryan was so mad and tried to ruin Justin and that's why Blake was so got her feelings hurt because she had a crush on him and he didn't like that was the running theory that Blake liked Justin and Justin refused her advances and that's what this whole saga is about so when I've seen that like I feel like that is so simplistic and juvenile and I've kind of dismissed it every time and I still think that that's like not exactly what happened however now when I read these texts and I hear the voice notes I'm like they are talking to each other more intimately than two people would like when he even said like I was so excited to have Blake Lively and the whole of you and all of you like who the fuck talks like that in a voice note like my voice notes are just like um I received that my my voice um I received that not as those two having any sort of like intimate relationship I feel like it's a real testament to their character both as freaks um and as like people who really take themselves so seriously it's like artists that you're making a Colleen Hoover movie that's where I was but now I'm starting to just get swept away by all the conspiracy theories no certainly not swept away this is not me being swept away I'm just like hmm maybe there's some sort of romantic element here maybe I'm just now giving it more credence because everything that we're seeing it's just very intimate the way that they speak is all I'm saying it is and I think it's more so like reflective of these people in Hollywood who seriously are not normal human beings they're such weirdos and freaks and like and they talk in an earnest way like this right and it also just then adds not that ryan wouldn't ever defend blake at all costs anytime like i feel like he if she she was wrong like he would go balls to the walls but like if he did feel like he was encroaching on his relationship or that his wife caught feelings for someone else then he's even madder but again And I do think it's like a little simplistic.
27:44No, people are like, well, Ryan doesn't know. Like Blake told, Blake was mad that Justin did not want to sleep with her. So she went home and started this rumor that he sexually harassed her. Like, to be honest, I actually think that's like such an insulting thing to say. Yeah. Like that a woman's only saying she's being sexually harassed because her advances were turned down. Like that's like, that's like in the OG handbook of how to deny someone's like experience. So I actually, every time I see that, I'm like, okay, that's seriously the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. That I don't think is it, but.
28:21Oh, and that Ryan's in the dark on all of this. But something about this is like a little more intimate to go from like speaking like this to suing each other is very confusing. It's giving scorned lover. I don't know what it's giving, but I'm curious. but that's why I think I'm going to watch this whole trial because I cannot parse out what the fuck happened here. And I don't believe in New York courts you can have like televised media. We need this to be a televised affair. Like the whole, we need clarity. I have no clarity now. I'm more confused than I've ever been. A thousand percent. And I think that's why people got so invested in the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial was because they were able to like really listen in every day and discern for themselves.
29:03Decide for yourself, yeah. Yes. And so it's not like we're leaving it up to a magazine to recap it for us. Like we will be in New York. And I'm 90 % sure you can't televise a trial. Like there's no media. But people like a reporter can sit in and then write what they heard. But then you're getting someone else's version. A reporter might like recap the fire points that one lawyer made. And you'll be like, oh my God. But then they might leave out the fire points another reporter made. And they have their biases. And the New York Times is like being sued. And they're in the midst of this. So I actually don't trust the media on this.
29:34Shocking. I want the primary source material no matter how difficult it is to listen to and watch like the footage from the movie and the voice notes and the text messages like the cringe but um I don't know I feel like this is really high stakes now and we deserve to know everything and we should know everything we do I don't think that trumps the law which is that you can't but I agree it will really hinder people's ability to think for themselves because this is so divisive if we're not really given 24 like full access to what's going on in that courtroom yeah they need to move it to virginia which is where the amber her trial was yeah but anyways it's in a year so i i can't imagine it's going to be like a year more of like every day something dropping i think it will be quiet for a little bit until trial starts because also don't you like want some things hold back like to surprise your right but also like public favor has really moved away from blake lively yeah That I think it would behoove her between now and the trial to respond in some way.
30:33She hasn't said anything since that first complaint. Yeah. So. And oh, and by the way, once they turn over the text messages to Discovery, like that'll be a whole new wave of media and stories. Right. Right. Oh my God. So that's the latest. Are you ready? Seriously, I don't envy them. No. No. this is a mess yeah are you ready for our next story an update on something on our list is that megan markle has delayed new episodes of her archetypes podcast with lemonada after postponing her netflix cookery show so i thought you were gonna say she was postponing the netflix show again but i literally forgot about lemonada i did not forget about lemonada just like actually it's up there with this story i manifested it this story we nobody else was asking what happened to Meghan Markle's Lemonada show except for you.
31:28So she's already delayed the release of her Netflix cookery show with Love, Meghan from January to March due to the devastating wildfires in LA. And now it appears her podcast with Lemonada Media, which appeared to tease new episodes at the start of the month, will also be delayed. According to Hello Magazine. Why? What? What's the reason? IDK. Because of the wildfires? They didn't put out a statement, but like, if you go and look, they should have been out and then they're not out. Episodes of Archetypes have been pushed back the magazine hello magazine i don't know how much you know they understand that a series of new podcast episodes for megan has also been pushed back as a result as a result of what of the fires because if she was having problems getting this podcast up which it seems like obviously she has she should have looped it in with the wildfire delay of the netflix show being like i'm delaying all my projects because then nobody could say anything but to delay something now because of the wildfires when they're they're not contained per se but like it's much more under control like people have resumed you know normal promotion of things yeah um it's a it's a mistake she should have looped them all in together yeah Daily Mail theorizes it's because of that Vanity Fair article about uh the divorce book or whatever I don't think it's that I think she just doesn't have episodes yeah and I think it's more so the classic Meghan Harry you know right and that's kind of like I know that's something people clown on her about but it is one of my favorite things about her like she doesn't let this sort of um
32:58like stereotype about her like oh harry and megan never released their projects like if you wanted to sort of beat that you would release your projects right now here we are at the top of the year her two projects have both been delayed like i love that she doesn't fight it you know this like this rumor about her like she doesn't do anything to dispel it and she don't give a fuck like cashing in the check before like putting like delivering your homework it's just it's a it's it's something I actually really admire yeah it's um and it's interesting enough how like I will not be listening to the Lemonada podcast no like no tea no shade I didn't listen to her archetypes podcast I don't listen to many podcasts I don't make I don't listen to podcasts I just make them um so like no tea no shade um but I imagine there's a contingency of people who've been sort of waiting like if Megan's your girl and she announces a podcast how excited you are and those people are just like waiting and wait like I'm thinking of Stassi Shorter right now because I know she's excited for the podcast you know yeah no it's definitely tough being like a Megan fan and just there's a lot of waiting wanting to support her project yeah definitely she doesn't let you imagine being like we're finally getting the cooking show two days till the show two months no and think about how like we weren't excited like we're not even huge Megan fans like we really wanted to watch that show yeah and like we were disappointed so imagine if we were people who like ran fan accounts like real stands yeah I also be an exhausting job running a Meghan Markle fan account like you can't really make any promises no you can't you really can't unlike the other fan accounts that make like really concrete oh they make change.org petitions like keepers um I'm also just curious from a podcasting standpoint like what this show is going to be and like the longer she posts ones it like just the more we don't know i don't think it's gonna be show page up like it can you like is it just up with the trailer on the podcast app i think so but also i i'm sure the old episodes of art it's still archetypes so i wonder if they're gonna go back to like exploring different archetypes it's not by the way like there's no show page on on apple Oh, interesting.
35:00It's on Spotify still. Archetypes. Yeah. I'm talking about the new Lemonada show. The new Lemonada show is Archetypes. Oh. What? It's her show. She took it to Lemonada. Oh, she got the name? Yeah. Got it. Okay, Archetypes. So is Archetypes on Apple? Yes. But it says it's Archwell Studios. Oh, it's Lemonada. Yeah, okay. So the most recent, yeah, they just have that first season. the Mariah Carey, Serena Williams, Mindy Kaling. Yeah. Oh, but now sales and distribution are done by Lemonada Media. So I guess if you're going and listening to old episodes, they're making money off of that because they're selling ads.
35:41But I don't know how much the old, like, what are these episodes now? When did this come out? Like a year and a half ago. Doesn't even say. But I don't know how many people are going back and listening. I don't know. But I guess the Megan fans do have that. That they could always go back and listen. Thank God for like the catalog. The Archetypes catalog. Yeah, the Archives. The Archives. That's a good name too. It is a good name. Are you ready? Maybe she ever opens like a library. A library that's empty.
36:17Are you ready for our next story, our third story? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. A little music news. Pargy transition. Lady Gaga has unveiled the title, cover, and release date for her upcoming seventh album. Wait, that's so crazy that I didn't see this. No, I didn't see it until I was looking for stories like it didn't cross my desk as just a little monster. That's worrisome. A little bit. So her new album, her seventh studio album, is called Mayhem. And it will be released on March 7th. The project will feature 14 tracks, including the previous released songs, Disease and Die with a Smile with Bruno Mars.
36:56Oh, I didn't realize that that was like her song for her album. I think it's also his song for his album because he has a new album coming out too. And I think there's like Collapse. I think they're both putting it on their album. Right. The Pussy song, of course. The P song. Okay. So I feel as though Lady Gaga, I don't want to say flop era because it's just one movie. But she commits herself so deeply to things. So full adieu while the movie is just like a movie. It was also the last two years of her life and her whole like public persona. and so I'm just like having that association with her and you forget like that she is that bitch, right?
37:29She's lived so many different lives and she has so many different careers and she's never really had like a flop music career although I think some people would consider Joanne a flop but we would not. Literally never. I think the flop is considered art pop and then I do think history has been kind to art pop. That's the thing. It's like at the time art pop didn't do well but now it's reflected on as like one of the most genius albums of pop work in our time. Like and Joanne just like didn't do well and people like never went back and took a second look because if they did, they would see, you know, so much to work with.
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37:57You can't call Joanne a flop. It just means you didn't listen to it. Oh my God, it's so true. And, you know, not to go on my celebrity documentary, Tyreade, but she is doing Joanne while making the 5 '2 documentary on Netflix about the Super Bowl. And so it's not about Joanne. It's about, like, her Super Bowl performance. But you do get a glimpse into just, like, the process of Joanne and how Joanne got leaked. And, like, I just think if you're looking for ways to support and respect Joanne, you would watch that documentary. or you would stream joanne yeah but for some people like clearly that's difficult because they don't do it take my hand stay joanne claudia what's your favorite song i'm adding that to things to listen to at length among like i can't listen to lady gaga as an artist because it's all so different if i want like one mood even though i love lady gaga like seriously i'm a little what What is your favorite song off of Joanne?
38:50Grigio Girls, maybe? Yeah, Grigio Girls. Pino Grigio Girls. Also, Diamond Heart. So good. Perfect Illusion. Perfect Illusion is Joanne. Yeah. Like, sometimes we don't deserve Lady Gaga. Anyways, here's the tea on the new album. She said, The album started as me facing my fear of returning to the pop music my earliest fans love. She said, Rather than simply creating the sound of her early hits, she describes her new album style as being akin to reassembling a shattered mirror even if you can't put the pieces back together perfectly you can create something beautiful and whole in its own new way per the release mayhem is about chaos and transformation celebrating music's power to unite provoke and heal okay maybe i sound crazy and delusional but it does sound like this is heavily influenced by joanne like no let me tell you why because she said she's going back to like her OG pop because you know the natural progression of her career took her to Joanne she's always been the type of artist just like follow her gut and like do what she thinks is best and make the best possible music and that took her to Joanne and people didn't want it she's like okay fine we'll go back and make Born This Way okay I just want to say she did put out an album after that Chromatica don't forget Rain On Me except it was a COVID album and it didn't get the love it deserved because we were not popping at the club our postseeds at the club it's a club album it's like literally for like rain on me is so amazing it's so so amazing that album was really good so I feel like that album was like her coming back to pop from Joanne so this yeah coming back to prop from coming back to pop during COVID okay however you want to explain it I definitely forgot about rain on me you're right in that whole era but I guess she's kind of had like two back-to-back albums that didn't go her way one because people refuse to wake up on Joanne and two because of COVID.
40:42She didn't make music for COVID. She should have released Joanne during COVID. I actually do think Joanne. Because we were all Grigio girls. Joanne was a bit ahead of its time because I feel like that sort of music now is very popular. You know, like Kacey Musgraves, Maggie Rogers, like movie, country, pop. So true. She was ahead of her time as she always is because she's a true artist. That's actually a really brilliant point. Had she released Joanne during COVID when people were like eating up folklore type music. folklore like think about all the people who needed to hear like grigio girls while sitting on their couch for a whole year yeah but so her timing is off but she's kind of like william shakespeare in that sense not appreciated in her own time she is appreciated but she's always ahead of her time because she is like such a true artist visionary also don't forget then she was taken to do star is born soundtrack after joanne so she was like busy with that and then she did house of Gucci.
41:36Yep. And then Hold My Hand, Maverick. Hold My Hand. I'm so glad you just brought that up. Totally went under the radar because I think when you think about that Top Gun Maverick album, the song that comes to mind that was like so big is the One Republic one. Do you know what I'm talking about? I Ain't Worried. I Ain't Worried About It Right. That song like went number one in every country. It was like the biggest song and it was so good. And I doing his naked dance on the beach which i understand like the impact so hold my hand which lady gaga contributed to that soundtrack did get a little bit overlooked um and it's disgraceful because i don't know if there was a better song made this century and i'm just i'm honestly saying i agree and hold my hand got nominated for like all of the awards for and she didn't win and she should have won and that's why like these awards can't be taken seriously it's so true they're genuinely meaningless like remember that hold my hand didn't win just remember that yeah I mean I don't need to remember it because I think about it every morning when I wake up then she did Falea do music which is like a musical flop and now mayhem and I'm ready like I'm ready for Lady Gaga making doing red carpet doing press like I just I love her she's such a talent we don't quite appreciate her when we have we don't and I'm probably a part of that too because she's like she is so crazy um but that's what it takes to be an artist I am also like ready for her to return to music I like I like Lady Gaga the pop star more than I like Lady Gaga the actress and so funny because I feel like a lot of comparisons are made now between like her and Ariana Grande and I happen to prefer Ariana Grande as an actress than a pop star in this moment I like what she's doing and I understand why she wants to do more of it yeah okay well see you oh you know what i'm gonna add that to my countdown mayhem march 7th yeah because it feels like it's not being put where's the machine like the industry is not putting lady gaga on our radar i haven't even heard about her new music yeah well now i think this is the beginning of the machine the machine just like got finished being built yeah yeah are you ready for our next story our fourth story yes spencer pratt has passed on to watch what Happens Live appearance after Andy Cohen's past Heidi Montag diss.
44:00Yes I saw this. So Spidey won't be appearing on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen anytime soon. As Heidi's career is making a comeback fans took to social media to suggest she become Bravo's newest addition to Real Houses Beverly Hills. While some may be crossing their fingers for her return to television her husband Spencer was quick to shut down any possibility for her to hold a diamond. He said no thanks. He also said uh another one asked if they would ever appear on Watch What Happens Live. He said the person who said he would rather scratch his eyes out than watch my wife hard pass when he was saying this on twitter right he was like answering fan questions yeah so then someone else was like they would be lucky to be on watch what happens live he said elo yeah so lucky the guy that bashes my wife gonna be so lucky to sit with him rather sit in my burned house or helpful here's the thing and this is exactly why i made spencer pratt the queenie of my week like two weeks ago not only because he's like being funny and like making great content but at the heart of what he's doing is like he so fiercely loves and wants to protect his family like that i think gets overlooked because people are like oh he's so funny like ha ha but no no why he's doing all of this is like in service of Heidi and he doesn't let even though he's like becoming a big star Spencer this Spencer that it's all about Heidi it's Heidi first it's Heidi this it's Heidi that like no of course I would never now that I'm having a moment you want me to go on Watch Happens Live where people disgraced me and my wife I don't think so like I love that everything he's doing is in service of his family like it's not this like selfish thirsty reality star you know yeah no nobody holds a grudge like spencer pratt and you would think like a and admittedly like they want to be on tv they want to do all these things so you would think that when those opportunities come it's like scruples out the door we want to be everywhere but it's like no he doesn't forget he's not going to sit with someone who has spoken poorly about his wife even if the circumstances have changed now and maybe like he would be nice to them it's like right the north remembers the prats remember it's true it's admirable that even you know Like his grudge supersedes any potential opportunity.
45:58Although the story is a little misleading because he wasn't offered Watch What Happens Live and turned it down. A fan just suggested like you should go and watch What Happens Live. Yeah. Yeah. The story is misleading because they said he passed on it. But I don't I didn't see it like as an offer. No it was like a suggestion from a fan. He was doing like a Q &A on Twitter. Yeah. But in these Q &A's we find out who he has beef with. It's so true. So his running list is just Andy Cohen and Alex Cooper. I think he did have beef with someone, but he just was saying on TikTok, like, it's done. Like, they've made, they're good.
46:30I think it might have been, like, Brody. Oh, that's good that he's also. And Brody used the song. He's also a forgiving person. Well, what he had said was that, like, this new era of his life, like, people who are in his mind coming for him or whatever, like, they're his real enemies. Up until this point, it's all just been like silliness and drama. But now like that his life is on the line and his family. Like if you cross him now, like you are his true enemy. The list was sort of like wiped clean, especially by anybody who used the song. Got it. Okay, cool. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
47:06If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by The Flip-Off on HGTV Perchance. Perchance it is. Super excited to talk about the premiere of HGTV's buzzy new series, The Flip-Off. Trust us, you don't want to miss it. Christina Hack and Tariq El Moussa were married, as you guys of course know, and they're the king and queen of flipping houses, flipping shows, and then they got divorced. That was 10 years ago. Oh my God, like I've literally done nothing with my life except sit and think about these two. After 10 years of history and drama and new marriages, these exes are ready to face off to prove who's the best flipper around.
47:34In the flip-off on HGTV. So it's Tariq and his new wife, Heather Ray El Moussa, whom we all know, against Christina, and the goal is to flip a house with the biggest payoff. So it's HGTV at its best, but it's not just about the flips. The series serves up stunning transformations competitive banter and some deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. It's not all glamour and glitz. It's gritty, it's real, and it's totally captivating. We're also going to see Christina and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Josh Hall, in a super intense exchange on their way to a flip. It's really awkward. And then Christina then spills the tea to Tarek about what's going on in her marriage.
48:02And it's like super dramatic. I've seen the first episode. The flip off itself, like the competition is just like fabulous Parchi HGTV vibes. But all these reality stars and like their shared history is genuinely awkward. So Christina and Heather's design chops and eye for style are really going to elevate the series with high design that you don't see anywhere. Their mastery as real estate experts, flippers, and entrepreneurs is on full display. And there are great appearances. So celebrities like Amanda Smith from Selling Sunset, Heather Dubrow from Orange County Housewives, and the most surprising, Christina's ex-husband, her second husband, Ann Anstead, are all going to be joining the competitions to determine the best weekly win.
48:37So mark your calendars and get ready for the flip-off. It's must-watch TV, and the reunion of Tarek and Christina is just the cherry on top. Tune into the premiere Wednesday, January 29th at 8 7 Central to see who wins the first of its kind competition. You don't want to miss it. Today's episode is also brought to you by Carraway. So Carraway is non-toxic cookware. It's made modern. So buying cookware is not something I really ever thought like would interest me at all. And then I got my first product from Carraway and I've slowly transformed every single product. Like every time Ben comes home, something new has been replaced from Carraway.
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50:10This deal is exclusive for the toaster, so visit carrawayhome.com slash the toast, or use code toast at checkout. Carraway, it's non-toxic cookware made modern. Thank you, Turdoway. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story, Miley Cyrus is reflecting on her past mistakes and detours. She said, I would not go back and change anything. So Miley Cyrus shared an Instagram video on Monday with Pamela Anderson. They're talking about the movie The Last Showgirl, which also I think you should watch because... Yeah, but I think it got, like, it didn't get nominated for a bunch of stuff. So, like, it would be a waste of my time in terms of this specific project.
50:42Oh, damn. Because it was nominated for The Globes and Miley was nominated. But she spoke... Her song. Her song. Yes, yes, yes. Because she has a song on the soundtrack called Beautiful That Way and Pamela Anderson stars in the film. So they sat down together and they were talking shop. And Miley was snubbed for an Oscar. And Miley was snubbed just like Lady Gaga. Yes. So Miley recalled wanting to be the Baywatch actress when she grew up. She said, ever since I was little, it was only Pam. When people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would say you and the whole thing, the tattoos, the hair, all of it.
51:11That's all I wanted to do. She added that she loved watching Pamela Anderson evolve and felt inspired. She said, I've had so many different pivots and evolutions, and one might say detours within my path, but it always ends up coming back around to make the next stage of who we are. something that's more potent something that's more real Pamela agreed saying sometimes you need to go do a little research and come back to your path she then recalled once telling a director she wanted to let everything go from her past I don't want to think about it anymore but then the director goes no bring it with you that's nice honestly this era of Miley like is by far my favorite one because I feel like she's really not trying so hard I think that like in the past she's really struggled to like show us who she is as an artist and as a person so she sort of put on these personas that felt a little inauthentic but she's like this is me this is me and we're like okay okay and now I feel like she's not doing that she's just like doing whatever she wants and it is reading so authentically like and it feels like she's really sort of I know this sounds crazy but like since Hannah Montana and then like the breakdown and I feel like she has now officially like found herself yes I would agree with that and it comes through and everything that she does and she's such a talent like she's just so talented in every pore of her body so whichever she does like is beautiful but watching her seem so like happy and content and at peace with herself like and just doing the things that she wants like she likes this movie and she likes family anderson and she wanted to be on the song and that got her a golden globe nomination not an oscar because they're fuckers but right you know it's all coming with just her being her her real beautiful self.
52:45I think also like the phase of life that she's in is like being reflected in her music. So she's just like releasing like happy music and you know, self-reflective music and music that like for someone at my current stage, like that's exactly what I want to be listening to. Like, yeah, not everything needs to be so sad all the time. I feel like she's having fun. She's looking back and looking forward, you know, I just, I love the, and I feel like I've been hard on Miley, you know? So I wanted to say to my smizers, like, I think that like, this is a really good time. Like we're not even talking about it.
53:11That's how like natural it is. It's just like, she's sort of effortlessly settled into this palace in her life like i know she's in a happy relationship i don't even know his name like right perfect perfect it's just really good to to see miley looking and feeling so good to see her shining totally so those are the best and having said that oh yeah no like everything of who i am is so miley hannah coded like i'm just it's so crazy when you think about it so many of the are inside jokes what's your personal favorite era of Miley oh I have so many but really like it Hannah Montana like the movie that was the most clocked in I've ever like seriously like she was my whole world so I have to say that yeah I have the climb like changed my life changed me my DNA my on a cellular level it did.
54:09Yeah I think for me like that period when she was like a little bit more provocative but like in hindsight it was like so normal before she went like a little nutty but like she had the really long like chestnut brown waves and the Can't Be Tamed album which is such a work of art and she just like would wear fringe shorts and she was like a real style icon and I think she was just like having fun before things got like dark. That's that's definitely a top a top era for me. Yeah like Miley and Mandy. Miley and Mandy correct. Yeah. So let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters where we read three submissions on air from swirlies who are in need of advice, whether it comes to relationship stuff, work stuff, as of last week, some criminal behavior.
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So try and just keep it concise, you know hello Jackson Turp I'm in need of immediate help I'm currently on vacation with my boyfriend and his family and we were having such a fabulous trip until last night my boyfriend stayed in for the night with his brother and his parents while I went out to get a drink with his sister as we got out of our uber and walked up to the house we are currently all staying at I literally saw his parents having sex through the window but it gets worse his dad was wearing a furry mask no I didn't mistake it and it wasn't like I didn't see things too fast this man was literally wearing a furry cat mask while having sex my fiance's sister got out of the car on the other side so if she saw them she didn't mention it but i don't think she did we just walked in in silence do i ask her if she saw anything do i tell my boyfriend do i go home help i'm actually traumatized p.s we've been dating for four years and i thought his family was so normal from a toaster who wishes she was blind it's always the quiet ones here's the thing they're not hurting anyone you know and it's nice to see like people obviously like this is crazy but for furries that's what the community call this themselves I've heard of it um they're not hurting anyone and like there's you know it's hard to you know stay married for so long and keep things interesting honestly so if anything you I think you could change your perspective here like a little bit of a shift from like oh my god they're freaks like being a little little judgmental to just like honestly that's sweet like at least like you could have seen so many things a prostitute like you could have seen the infidelity like you saw two people who've been together for a really long time who have a beautiful family we're taking vacations keeping it fresh and you know what like maybe it's not for you maybe it's not for me but like it is for them and I think that you can't undo what you saw right but you can change how you receive it you can shine a different light on it yeah there's nothing to be done with this information do not tell your fiance he either knows and eek or um you're gonna ruin his childhood business by the way like those are his parents this just for you to know and and now you know a little more about your future in-laws than you would have bargained for it but everyone's getting close this is what happens when you when you share a house people see things that's the thing like going on vacation is obviously amazing but sometimes you'll see something you can't forget so he packed his mask I guess I mean it's not big so I'm sure like growing up your husband has seen the furry side of him like at some point yeah yeah just don't bring it up do not bring it up but now you know and and you know what's so funny is like as a family we travel a lot together these trips bring people closer together and now you're closer have you ever seen anything like walked in on someone one I don't know if I would even say it right now but okay two like no nothing comes to mind what about you just one thing comes to mind do I want to know do you know it do you know it I'm not gonna say it but like I I believe you were there but like you didn't see it do you remember i think something's coming to me i'm gonna text you something that i've previously blocked out is coming forward and i think it has to do let me just text you with the words i think it has to don't text me yet tell me if i'm right okay and by the way guys don't even guess like i'll they'll take the story to my grave like i didn't nobody knows like i just yes yes yes you know unless our texts are in discovery get leaked oh by the way if we get subpoenaed we're screwed also how did justin baldoni keep that voice note don't they vanish unless the other person keeps it and even if the other person keeps it how do you have your own voice note unless it was a voice memo so he he workshopped it saved it and sent her a little podcast yeah i thought it was weird and i'm like i'm like not coming for justin baldoni anymore because people like don't want to hear what i have to say and i get so much hate for it and also like his case is like to be fair his case is getting stronger and stronger i mean it's easy to get stronger when no one's responding to you or rebutting anything you're saying but sure um i thought it was weird that he still had the voice memo like people who keep voice memos are just like very nefarious to me but his own one yeah of course yeah people they just appear yeah but even if i send you a voice note and you keep it first of all never do that but if you did i couldn't listen to my own voice note anymore only you can listen to my voice note correct so how does he have his own voice notes unless he sent them as voice memos in the voice memo app in which case he was like taking even more time like making voice memos and sending her which is a podcast yeah and people who send voice memos um generally like have something to hide whatever I don't want to get into it voice notes excuse me yes it's something you don't want to put in writing but he's sending voice memos it seems otherwise how could he have his own and the how do you have a voicemail too that you leave someone like i get a voicemail i delete it like i'm just sure okay i agree with you next up this one's kind of personal to me hey swirlies love ya my long distance boyfriend was out thursday night while i was having a wine night with my friends and when i checked his location later that night he was not home instead he was at his local police department i thought to myself what the fuck i just decided to go to bed and check again in the morning when i woke up and saw no update on his location from the night before i googled his name and the local police department and an immediate mugshot pops up he got a dui i seriously do not think i can handle this ick i need your advice on what to do he has since been bailed out and given the rundown given me the rundown of his nearly 20 hour hangout in jail including the bologna sandwich they gave him for lunch but i actually can't with him anymore oh he told you do you think a dui is a deal breaker um i just think usually a dui like points to a larger issue so those larger issues might be a deal breaker I thought for a second he didn't tell you about it and I was like well this is why we can't do long distance you can get into legit DUI and I wouldn't know about it um yeah yeah I think it's like evaluate the relationship separately like I think some I know not for you and I do think DUIs are seriously like terrible of course the worst things you could do um but people also like make mistakes so I think there's way towards forgiveness but it just doesn't seem like your relationship is that serious and you're looking for any reason to get rid of him and this is a very very good one yeah um to me like this would cross the line of my moral compass and if it doesn't cross yours like that's not I'm not like that's fine too if Ben got a DUI okay but the thing is like these are two people in a long distance right like this is my that's my husband right like this father of child i completely agree with that it seems like a relationship is unrooted you guys aren't even together like he could go get a DUI right and you're not even the person when we were dating if me and ben when we were dating and it was a long distance relationship which i just feel like you know adds already like trouble to a situation complications he got a DUI like i would seriously be like are you fucking kidding like get a life i'm sorry like grown men getting DUIs it's just it's like if you get arrested for like getting into a fight at a football game like you're seriously you're not a serious person yeah I would say it looks like you want to break up with him anyway this is as good a reason as any yeah yeah and if if you're feeling like it doesn't align with your set of values that's totally valid because I feel the same um all right ready for our third and final hey Jackson turd first I have to share that y 'all's podcast is truly the best part of my day I love you both so much I'm getting married in a few months and everything has been so great.
1:02:23However, my future mother-in-law has made some of the planning and prep a bit of a headache. She very much loves her son, maybe a little too much, so some of her actions slash comments I've just learned to ignore. But this most recent one sent me over the edge. After she picked out her mother of the groom dress, she made a comment that she doesn't want my fiance to see it until the wedding day because she wants to do basically a first look. I just ignored the comment, but I actually can't stop thinking about it. Am I crazy to think that that's a really wacky thing to do? We have a great relationship, but the wedding for sure has caused some tension.
1:02:49Should I just show my fiance a picture of her in the dress should I tell him that the comment made me uncomfortable any advice is greatly appreciated um I don't think there's anything like so so wrong with this it's just like a little sad because I feel like she has these expectations a first look is for a bride of course but like I don't even think if she was like look at my dress like I don't even think he would be like oh I hadn't seen it before like he would have been like hey ma like cool dress Yes. So it just makes me like a little like sad that she has this all built up so much in her head.
1:03:20No, I'm not sad. And she's not going to get the reaction that she's looking for, I don't think. Well, then maybe you should stop this first look, one, to protect her. And two, like because it's wrong. Like there's one first look. Like literally nobody cares what you look like, lady. Like it's not about you. That's why it's making me sad because she doesn't know that yet. so yeah you should um say I'll come with you to the next fitting and then bring your husband I don't know what you should do I could let it go is all I'm saying you got to pick your battles and if you're saying this is it seems like she was willing to let it go and then like she couldn't stop thinking about it so it's obviously you're not letting it go hard enough you're not more focused enough well then maybe it's not worth letting go maybe it's not worth letting go it just seems like it's been a treacherous journey you've got to pick your battles I personally would not pick this one it seems innocuous all I'll say protect your peace no I don't know sometimes these bitches need to be put in their place and a wedding is a perfect place it's a perfect time to do it honestly because you can get away with like saying and doing things to your mother-in-law during the wedding planning season like you couldn't like once the dust settles like you have to go back to being a normal human being but people aren't themselves when they're planning a wedding so it's like you know what just fuck shit up say it how you feel i guess or just let it go two paths diverge in a wooded forest or don't i think both of our advices why what if you hurt her feelings and then she goes to your husband and then your husband's on you why'd you like hurt my mom's your husband comes to me and is like you hurt my mom's feelings like bitch i had to do what i had to do like get on board i think it will cause more problems than it's worth well to be honest i actually think like how you handle any like sort of in-law spats during the wedding really sets the tone for the rest of your marriage because and if you're looking for a husband like who defends you like and I think that's what a lot of women look for when they butt with their mother-in-laws like you gotta start somewhere okay I think this is a good trial run for you I'm just I'm a pacifist you know by the way so am I like I would never say anything but I'm a big talker when it comes to deer toasters I'm like yeah fuck shit up it's true you really don't put yourself in their shoes no never and because if it's actually like me and my personality in the shoes like I say no like I say nothing about anything and you have to seriously have murdered Romeo for me to actually say something yeah it's true so she talks a big talk I do I do so you have to live with your choices you have to live with them so how do you want to live let it go um that's our show you guys thank you so much for listening to the Toast of Millennium Morning show where we deliver the Fast Five Stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.
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