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6:07Jackie Oshry:But I feel bad for her. Like Kelsey's like kind of obsessed with Rosie. Everyone like also lives for Alicia. And I'm sorry, I kind of don't. Rosie kind of ate her up at the bonfire. I lived for it. I don't like die for Alicia. And everybody does act weird around Liz. Like Liz is the richest. Liz is obviously like the grand dom, if you will. And so everybody like acting weird around her, walking on eggshells. I hate that. and Alicia's kind of a big loser I just want to say but I love Liz um who are the others okay I feel like that's good um I have to get Jackie's attention like hi Jackie yes miss yeah hi yeah yeah join us oh wait wait sorry put it back sorry I can't believe I forgot to talk about my queen Joellen like I literally died for her and I'm sorry nobody wants to be that person but shows like this require people like joe ellen like the bone carriers the people who bring to the table what's actually going on and so i actually think she's doing it in the nicest way possible i don't know why everybody's like joe ellen's mean joe ellen's mean she even says that about herself she's like oh i'm so mean she's really not like sorry she's just doing what needs to be done she's my queen

7:09Claudia Oshry:i fucking love joe ellen go we're good okay there we go um so yeah that's that on that i'm still not

7:17Jackie Oshry:even i don't know how many episodes there are but i believe i'm like episode six ben's loving it

7:21Claudia Oshry:oh good good while I was on my phone um Sam sent a picture from like when we took that trip to Nashville I guess that was like four years ago today five years ago five years is that five years ago oh my god we're so we're literally so cute we took a girl's trip to Nashville and like almost like a bachelor party but oh and also with Lauren Elizabeth and her friends

7:42Jackie Oshry:Lauren Elizabeth and her Chicago friends what was the event just like a trip it's just a trip

7:47Claudia Oshry:I don't think we go for like a concert.

7:49Jackie Oshry:No, no.

7:50Claudia Oshry:It was just a girl's trip that just kept getting bigger. And we had so much fun.

7:54Jackie Oshry:We should do that again.

7:56Claudia Oshry:Yeah, we should. You know where I was thinking I want to go. You know where I want to go. Like where I'm having like an itch to travel.

8:03Jackie Oshry:Canyon Ranch.

8:04Claudia Oshry:No, of course. No. Always. And I think I've said this before recently, but it came up again because I saw something on my feed. Charleston. Oh, sure. Yeah, we should go.

8:16Jackie Oshry:and like Shannon's there a lot. Speaking of Charleston, I texted Craig Conover yesterday.

8:21Claudia Oshry:It was a video of his that made me want to go, a video of the food at his restaurant.

8:25Jackie Oshry:By the way, Charleston.

8:27Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

8:27Jackie Oshry:I texted him, you should date Kelsey Ballerini and he quite literally left me on read which makes me think like he always answers my text. We talk all the time. Like it's not weird that I texted him and the fact that like Craig would never leave me on read so I feel like it makes me think like maybe there's something going on. They're dating for sure. And he can't put it in writing.

8:42Claudia Oshry:And I'm sure it was like kind of a complicated day for him because like he did see the pictures of her with her ex and it's like of course it's the sort of thing that got him in his feelings and he was ready to be done but she was like no it's not what you think like it was more of like

8:52Jackie Oshry:a closure walk absolutely and that's why he didn't answer me he was like so busy and obviously

8:57Claudia Oshry:because he's like sorting out his feelings because he's like am i still dating kelsey ballerini i don't know should i believe her that it was a closure walk right maybe i um hit the like what's it what are you uh what's the phrase did i no no not hit the nail on the head did i

9:14Jackie Oshry:pinch a nerve did i touch it touch a nerve hit a nerve did i oh speak of nerves can't even i've got to tell everyone my mobility issue update as predicted i went to the hand doctor and they were like yeah you need an emg i'm like yeah i know i'm here for the emg so now i have to go to another doctor in like two weeks but basically it's kind of a big deal so the tendon in my thumb is intact but it's not moving you know when you move your thumb Filming. But it's not filming. Like literally. Move your thumb up and down. You see that like vein thing that pops out? That's your tendon. Yeah. Mine doesn't move.

9:50Jackie Oshry:So the nerve is restricting it.

9:52Claudia Oshry:Show me how much you can move your thumb. Okay.

9:55Jackie Oshry:This is my good thumb.

9:56Claudia Oshry:Not your good one. Your other one. Pick it up higher.

9:59Jackie Oshry:I can't. You really can't. I really can't. And now he did like a test on all my fingers. My index finger is like starting to give out too. It's compromised. Yeah. like like he did this test where like he's like fight me back fight me back and I literally couldn't you see I can't but you can fight back all the other fingers so basically what he said is that like something is compressing on my nerves like because the tendon is intact but the nerve is not sending the signal he said it could be at like a mass or something like that's pushing on the nerve yeah and he was like it could be in your elbow it could be in your shoulder so an EMG will tell you like where the blockage is coming from and wherever the blockage is coming from like i'll most likely have to get surgery it's really a big deal and people are like i've been talking to people about this like so whatever he said on the left thumb he said first of all it could continue to like take other fingers and the likelihood that i get movement back is like zero without doing something no no even with surgery it's just so that it won't get worse like this is so crazy i literally am like disabled and i don't even talk like i first of all i need a placard like i need a placard for the car i never even talk about it like i'm such a soldier like I'm so strong it's a really crazy situation it is a crazy situation

11:08Claudia Oshry:I'm sorry that I didn't understand the severity thank you and I told you I dropped Levi like it's only a matter

11:14Jackie Oshry:of time before something worse happens okay so go get your EMG I know and it's like I hate to abuse my platform but can somebody like just get me in for an EMG I have to wait till like June 10th are you serious like just EMG me like I have a prescription for it just give me an EMG like it's really annoying like that I like the health care system is so broken it's three appointments and I still haven't had an EMG like just give me the fucking test everybody agrees that this is the test well the health care system is really broken i know i've been watching so much the pit like yeah i actually have it yeah i haven't finished it's really so

11:43Claudia Oshry:annoying it's really crazy um but also just like book june 10th it would be here before you know it and like so often i'm like oh i don't want to do that it's so far away and then it's like oh i didn't book it because it was far away and i didn't do anything in between and now i don't even have

11:55Jackie Oshry:that of course no i have the date but it's like if somebody like in a high place with an emg machine can just like help me out.

12:01Claudia Oshry:And maybe like if someone has an at-home EMG machine.

12:05Jackie Oshry:Yeah, like a lot of influencers like want to go to Paris. Like I just want an EMG, okay? I'm abusing my platform. I'll do like a sponsored pose. Like let's go. This is twice this week that you're abusing your platform.

12:13Claudia Oshry:Oh, what was the first? Nicaritarta.

12:19Jackie Oshry:The hotel. Yeah, I didn't feel like I abused my platform actually at all. Nicaritarta. I was speaking my truth.

12:25Claudia Oshry:You didn't abuse your platform. You used it though, which like we don't really. No, I didn't. I didn't use my platform. You used your platform to get. I just told the story. No, no. But then we like named them.

12:36Jackie Oshry:Thankfully, thankfully they gave me a refund.

12:38Claudia Oshry:And I'm glad that you did. But like, you know, that's. You used your platform to get the refund. Yeah.

12:43Jackie Oshry:I just was reading about this case in Rhode Island about grandparents rights. Do you know the story? No. Such a crazy story. OK, so this guy in Rhode Island was suing his like former in-laws. Basically him and his wife. Beautiful young girl. She gets breast cancer. She goes into remission. They live a healthy, happy life. They get married. They have a baby via surrogate, beautiful little daughter named Layla. Then all of a sudden, the wife starts not feeling so good again. Her parents are both doctors. So her parents are like, you're fine. You're going through Prozac withdrawal. They're like gaslighting her.

13:14Jackie Oshry:They're like, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. She then consults secretly another doctor. She feels bad going against her parents' back. She talks to her friend's dad, who's also a doctor, and he's like, you need to go to the emergency room immediately. She goes to the emergency room. She has emergency brain surgery. She had a four centimeter brain tumor, gets out of surgery in a coma, dies 11 days later. Terrible, terrible story. Now, the husband says during the 11 days, the day actually that she died, he comes into the hospital room and her parents have Layla on the floor pinned to the ground, giving her a shot of prednisone.

13:48Jackie Oshry:She dies that day. The daughter? No. Oh, sorry. Did I say Layla? Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. I am getting name confused. The woman. Sorry. The woman. The mom. The mom. This whole story is about the mom. Sorry.

13:59Claudia Oshry:But it's grandparents' rights. Just wait. Hold on, hold on. Okay, so before she passed away in the coma.

14:08Jackie Oshry:Yeah, she's in a coma, and the day she dies, the husband says that he walked into the room, and they have the wife pinned to the ground, shooting prednisone.

14:15Claudia Oshry:Why do they have to pin her to the ground?

14:17Jackie Oshry:I don't know if she's in a coma. I have no idea. Like, she would just be, like, in the bed. Right, they did say that they were on the ground. And she dies that day. What's prednisone?

14:26Claudia Oshry:I don't know.

14:27Jackie Oshry:A steroid.

14:28Claudia Oshry:Okay, steroid. Yeah, steroid.

14:29Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I've taken it.

14:33Jackie Oshry:So she passes away and the husband just like, he says, you know what? I don't want you guys seeing the daughter anymore. So they start suing the husband for grandparents' rights, which is not a thing, by the way. At first, the judge allows them supervised visits. But then like some things happen and the husband's like, you know what? Never mind. Like he literally refuses. Like you can't be with the daughter. with the daughter then they release this recording yada yada he wins by the way these people are like the most weird and they shut down their medical practice the day she died the whole thing is really fucking weird but i was just like grandparents rights you know oh so what's the

15:09Claudia Oshry:point he won good and so we did like this big special with abc grandparents don't have rights no they never did they don't have custodial rights like those are are earned not given yeah no no

15:22Jackie Oshry:they're not like inherent like a parent has rights no matter what you do how terrible grandparents like sorry you actually don't have rights it's a crazy story yeah that is legal precedent as well that is crazy yeah i hadn't heard about it yeah it sounds like the

15:38Claudia Oshry:the the medical stuff is crazier than the grandparents i know and so they and so like you're so they actually see that's like when you dump like a criminal deer toasters on me and then

15:48Jackie Oshry:you're like i know sorry sorry so what's next but that's literally like the essence of the internet you just like scroll and you read this insanely dark disgusting story and then it's like come get ready with me to go to the kentucky derby yeah no it's a lot it's a lot to i know i know i know and they were never held criminally negligible negligible and he was like oh i didn't know i couldn't administer this prednisone shot i'm her registered pediatrician because like he's her dad the whole thing was really weird okay yeah drama lots of drama in rhode island yeah oh you know i haven't gotten there yet but they're taking the first cast trip and they're going to one of the

16:20Claudia Oshry:Rhode Island like Newport mansions oh local yeah local it's like a staycation it's a day trip

16:28Jackie Oshry:it's a low budget you know as a first season franchise like you have to earn the rights to

16:32Claudia Oshry:an international trip for sure but you could go like you could leave your state yeah you can always

16:38Jackie Oshry:tell how well a franchise is doing based on the budget of their trips like when the OC was in like really dark time they were going to like the Florida Keys I heard that like real husbands of New York this season can't even afford a trip like seriously I think they're going to the Catskills so I think it's always reflective of like how well a show is performing based on where

16:53Claudia Oshry:they go Miami also went to the Florida Keys but that's their like local trip you know they always do too they always do too they do like a close to home one and then a larger trip so right now

17:02Jackie Oshry:we're on the close to home trip in Newport which is Newport and I don't know if they get a second trip but if you ever want to know like you know the health of a franchise check out their trips like the OC housewives when like in their golden years they went to Dublin you know

17:15Claudia Oshry:those were that's when they were performing kelly dodd golden years in dublin this isn't my plate yeah but um beverly hills that was also brooks cancer i think beverly hills will always get great trips even though even if they're because they'll pay for them themselves and like okay so we won't do your show so we won't do your stupid show of course but also a lot of the times like

17:36Jackie Oshry:it's a friend's castle or sutton's plane remember when erica took everyone on her plane so a lot of it actually has nothing to even do with production and like the ladies in the purse mersin purse jennifer tilly yeah yeah um okay do you want to get into stories they're like

17:51Claudia Oshry:they're like odd odd stories i would say random a couple of oddities yeah there are a couple of oddities i love that but i think we could get into it yeah oh and you know what today's leading sponsor is kind of perfect for a conversation we were just having about grandparents rights close about how you want to go to charleston oh today's episode is brought to you by visit myrtle beach i already went to myrtle beach but it actually is a perfect destination for what we were just talking about it's true like a family trip we have a little bit of wanderlust not too

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22:24Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turto Gum. You're welcome, Turto. Our first story, more rumors about the Lerdvis wedding. Yes. Now reports are that Taylor Swift is inviting her guests in an unusual way. Sources are saying that she's calling people directly and inviting them to her wedding.

22:45Jackie Oshry:which does sound like something like someone dramatic as hell would do which is so taylor but also you know there's no paper trail a picture of the invitation can't get leaked yeah but

22:55Claudia Oshry:yeah no i imagine she was like calling people especially to give them like date and place like almost like as a save the date but to forego an invitation completely like that's part of the

23:05Jackie Oshry:magic i i actually know i think it's quite smart remember when um ramona singer posted a picture of Teresa Giudice's invitation. So it's like literally all of the information to what, when, where, why, how on one. It's too much power to give to your - People have like assistants and stylists

23:22Claudia Oshry:and like so many people in your space. Yeah. So apparently she's reportedly calling her friends to personally invite them to her and Travis's upcoming summer wedding. She's keeping details tight under wraps. The fact that she called is even getting leaked. Yeah. Some calls she's making while her team is handling others and the guests are being asked to keep their summer schedules flexible.

23:43Jackie Oshry:Imagine getting like your friend gets a call from Taylor and you get a call from her team member. There is a hierarchy.

23:48Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But like you just better be counting your lucky stars. You were invited.

23:52Jackie Oshry:No, of course. And I guess it's like what she has to call like Travis's cousins.

23:55Claudia Oshry:No, Travi can do that. Or Donna. Or a team member. Or Ed. Or a team member. No, like I'm sure.

24:06Jackie Oshry:She says it like she's being pretty willy nilly with the invitations. Like it's not super. I wonder what the policy on plus ones is.

24:13Claudia Oshry:I think they're pulling out so many different conflicting reports. And I think that's a good strategy. We're having a big wedding. We're a small wedding. We're having Rhode Island. We're having the European, like nobody knows. Yeah,

24:24Jackie Oshry:I agree. I now think that everything we've heard is like a lie. And the idea that they are intentionally putting out rumors is really smart. Yeah. No one will know where to look. Even if it's, even if the date is right, it's like, we're looking in Alaska. We're looking in New York. We're looking in Nashville. Meanwhile, they're in Japan,

24:42Claudia Oshry:you know, And I want to say I don't think the date is right. Right. And I think that if it's not that July 4th weekend, it will be before. Because if everybody has eyes on July 4th, then we'll miss it. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, so I think they're doing the right thing. Not to like, sorry, I didn't mean to like spoil it. Blow up your spot. But you could still pull it off without a hitch. Because everyone thought it was like June 13th or whatever. Right.

25:07Jackie Oshry:and given her weird numerology habits you could actually probably predict her date so perhaps she's like you know foregoing the numerology just for privacy but i also think like you can

25:19Claudia Oshry:make meaning out of a lot of different numbers they have a lot of numbers between them 89 13 the date of their first date i also didn't when did she perform at arrowhead in july July July so I think we're not gonna know I hope that I hope they get away with whatever they're trying to get away with too and all I ask for are like a couple of pictures and videos

25:44Jackie Oshry:Lady Wilson also just got married celebrity wedding I don't know if you saw it was very elegant like it was a vogue wedding which you don't really expect just from like uh she's very down-home country gal but it was like you know the the southern aesthetic people have like cowboy hats at their wedding this is like the new inspo it was really beautiful yeah i mean she like never

26:03Claudia Oshry:takes off a cowboy hat so yeah right it's gonna wear it's actually like funny to see her without

26:08Jackie Oshry:one yeah she walks the walk and she talks she actually has like a functioning farm yeah it was very beautiful and her man is hot like he's just this random ex-nfl player like you know colton underwood energy i think he played for like 30 seconds you know good yeah i love that i love that

26:25Claudia Oshry:I remember when they got engaged. We titled the episode 4x4 by you forever.

26:31Jackie Oshry:Wait. So cute. I think we were probably predicting her hashtag, right?

26:35Claudia Oshry:Maybe. But we just kept saying 4x4 by you.

26:40Jackie Oshry:That's her worst song. Forever.

26:43Claudia Oshry:That's what we kept saying.

26:45Jackie Oshry:Maybe it wasn't their hashtag, but maybe it was referenced in a vow or something.

26:49Claudia Oshry:And I just want to say congratulations on getting engaged and getting married. huge feat for a celebrity huge feat because either they never get married or they just like break up it's so rare that they get married yeah getting engaged as a celebrity is like a means to

27:09Jackie Oshry:get press and attention and also like a pretty piece of jewelry it does not it almost never equals wedding a wedding yeah so you're right making it to that next step is quite beautiful yeah so congratulations on that yeah yeah like Taylor and Travis they still have to get married right and I do believe I have faith that they will Taylor didn't come this far just to come this far and that she wants to get married oh absolutely I know like the financials and I would literally love to know like their lawyers are working it's not even a question like they're having the most airtight prenup because she's like so business but she's also so romantic and so just like she's literally a 12 year old like at heart like all she wants to do is like get married to her knight in shining armor and it's actually happening so yeah i do i do think they'll make

27:58Claudia Oshry:it past the finish line but i also think for the two of them like the prenup is very simple

28:03Jackie Oshry:yeah like we are completely separate entities now and forever yeah and i guess it's like if

28:07Claudia Oshry:we buy a house together um how do you that's marital like that'll be shared even if they didn't put in the same yeah i think that it's i think like at that point it's like okay it's like a couple million dollars like you have a billion it's if you wind up like and it's like he has a lot of earning he has a lot of money he has a lot of earning potential I feel like

28:28Jackie Oshry:I know but you think like oh when you're so rich it doesn't matter but like nobody cares about their money more than rich people no I know but it's like so what if you really want to keep

28:35Claudia Oshry:everything separate it's like whoever paid the percent of the money for the house I think you

28:41Jackie Oshry:have to do it that way but it just makes it hard because like you can have all these rules but the law dictates it so it's like it actually really depends also where they get married because it's like yeah we can have this prenup but the law says that a marital home is marital property so it's

28:56Claudia Oshry:like we don't really care what your paperwork says yeah so i don't know the law complicates or maybe they just okay so don't buy a house then if you guys can't figure it out just say the houses that you have yeah that's what i mean it's like but you're building a life so it's like you can't hold yourself back because it's like oh well what if one day he gets half of this house that i paid

29:14Jackie Oshry:to 60 percent for but yes being a married wife is like an I I based on my sort of like years long knowledge of Taylor Swift is her number one desire and I do think it was a leading factor of her breakup with Joe Alwyn it's also so crazy how different her life is like with Joe and Travis of course like we shouldn't compare but like what a misery like it's like she loves going out she loves being paparazzi like those pictures we see of her walking from the car to the restaurant in New York City if you ever watch a video of it she's so walking so slow she's turning to the right turn it she loves those pictures like she loves being seen and it's like we never saw her

29:54Claudia Oshry:let alone with him yeah no it was like we literally had that one clip prison we literally

30:00Jackie Oshry:have that one clip of the reputation dvd like where she runs from the stage and like he's wearing a hat and we only see him from the back like why was so drama yeah like it's really like life is meant to be fun oh my god I know she must be having so much fun like literally fresh out the

30:12Claudia Oshry:slammer fresh out the slammer are you ready for our next story actually the rest of our stories are some relationship news first okay actually and our first one was too love is in the air love is in the air actually it's a whole range first dylan sprouse barbara palvin are expecting their first baby together they debuted her bump at the can film festival on thursday looking

30:37Jackie Oshry:pargelicious i'm sorry i'm really working on not interrupting you during the story it's like i I know it's one of my biggest pet peeves. And like, I'm sorry. So are you done?

30:43Claudia Oshry:Looking pargelicious, period.

30:46Jackie Oshry:Things that mean a lot to me. This. I'm obsessed with these two. First of all, I don't know if I've ever seen a more beautiful, like, pregnant person. This dress is perfect. The color blue. Do you think she's having a boy? Probably, right? Based on the color. The color is so gender reveal.

31:00Claudia Oshry:Oh, you think so? I don't know. The carpet here is blue. That's just a beautiful color. I'm not so like. It's so beautiful. And it's very like baby in general.

31:10Jackie Oshry:The silhouette, the cap sleeve, like she looks radiant. Now, of course, it makes a little bit more sense why he was, you know, so quick to defend his home when that intruder. And he brought up the big guns. He grabbed the gun. Like there's a baby on board, of course. Three souls in the house. Everything's making sense now. I just love them. Like I really do. And of course, you can't talk about Barbara Palvin without talking about the time she was the plus size model at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Like I will seriously never stop talking about that when she was like a size four.

31:37Claudia Oshry:Even though.

31:38Jackie Oshry:She was like the midsize. and that's confirmed true that she was plus size well she was considered like you know no she was

31:45Claudia Oshry:considered mid-size how do you know that that's how they considered her because it was like it was said you guys know what i'm talking about like no i uh i don't but you you say it enough that i that i'm like and i know what you're talking about because you tell me about it

32:00Jackie Oshry:i fucking love her i don't know how they like make their living because i don't believe he works I worry a lot about like how they're going to pay for their kids tuition She's like a successful model but I don't see her doing a lot

32:11Claudia Oshry:Yeah no and it's like She's a successful model but that only pays like so much And then you have to keep doing that over and over again

32:18Jackie Oshry:And like what does he do?

32:20Claudia Oshry:He has a beer company I think

32:22Jackie Oshry:Oh okay he has 8 million followers So I do think he probably gets like

32:26Claudia Oshry:8 million followers

32:28Jackie Oshry:Okay well he doesn't because he has 9 photos on his Instagram One of them is the pregnancy announcement And the other 8 are like a cartoon sketch And what about the beer company? I don't know. It's not even in his. But they're so famous. Their announcement, which was a collab post between the two of them, has four million likes. Oh, my gosh. Like they're very well known. But like, how do they pay their bills? They have to get to work. Let me look at her. I'm sure she's like holding it down with her. She's a Ford model. She does. Like they go to every event. But like. No, but those things don't pay.

33:04Jackie Oshry:What do they do? those things don't pay i think that they both are like big brand ambassadors for like

33:10Claudia Oshry:international fashion brands what is he it seems like she's the only one working because what is he an ambassador for she has like photo i think they do stuff together like not modeling campaigns

33:21Jackie Oshry:but like they're definitely like what like you know hugo boss ambassadors yeah does that stuff pay a lot i think it like you know if you get a bunch of them here they are with express oh

33:34Claudia Oshry:Oh, hashtag express partner. Okay, good.

33:36Jackie Oshry:But on her Instagram. Oh, hashtag Walmart partner. Okay, good. Oh, Walmart partner. You got to do both. You got to do high end and masses.

33:44Claudia Oshry:Her new biotherm campaign is here. Wait, everything. Almost everything is an ad.

33:48Jackie Oshry:She, yes. She is a very successful influencer and model. What does he do? Create fragrance ad.

33:58Jackie Oshry:Maybe his company is called All Wise Metairie. oh wow she works really hard i know so it's like hopefully he has like investments maybe he'll be a sad maybe he'll be a stay-at-home dad yeah well regardless i don't want to worry them about their finances right now on such no of course of course of course and really absolutely a sleigh of an announcement yeah we just showed up at can film festival pregnant and posted a picture on instagram beautiful like insane yeah this is so fucking classy yeah very very by the way have you heard

34:34Claudia Oshry:that there's um like a met gala curse no tell me all about it so apparently kylie and timothy did not walk the carpet together because there's like a met gala couples curse that peep that's going

34:47Jackie Oshry:around i kind of feel that because it's sort of what we were saying that the met gala feels like a time capsule of the year. So now when we look back on pictures, it's crazy that Jessica Simpson went with John Mayer, but it's reflective of the year. Whereas if you're trying to be timeless, you can't go to the Met Gala. Where did you hear that?

35:05Claudia Oshry:I don't know. I had it in the stories a couple days ago, but then it was just a rumor that that's why. And also, the Knicks are in the playoffs, but Kim went with Pete. Kylie did go with Travis. And there's just like this.

35:18Jackie Oshry:But is it just for the Kardashians? I don't know.

35:21Claudia Oshry:I do feel like, though, if you go to the Mecca with someone like yeah you're probably not getting married I don't know why because it's like date night yeah but also but maybe it's like dig deep here if you're going with some to the Mecca with someone who's also invited to the Mecca on their own maybe you shouldn't be together why just like two big stars like just not the right yeah yeah except for Kylie and Timothy of course but yeah I thought that was interesting these two used to go to the Mecca gala together oh it's funny they didn't give this moment to the met gala good good maybe they don't

35:55Jackie Oshry:want to curse yeah they're so they're so met gala because they're so art they're so i don't know like we like we can't even describe what they do for a living because they're just like doing art

36:05Claudia Oshry:yeah yeah you know who it reminds me of olivia palermo and her husband johan schubel who do art and modeling and faces of for sure but i definitely have questions about how they pay their bills like

36:18Jackie Oshry:because they're not operating at the level that like Barbara Palvin is.

36:21Claudia Oshry:No, but like, but she's been doing it for years where she's just like face up, hashtag partner, hashtag ad.

36:25Jackie Oshry:It's insane that she's like from the reality show.

36:28Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

36:29Jackie Oshry:Like I'm sure she like worked her way up in the fashion world, but the reason why the world knows her is because of that one season wonder, the city.

36:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah, but like the reason why we remembered her wasn't because of the show. Like plenty of people. She was that girl. She was memorable. She was that girl. But yeah, the two of them, they just like show up places, get their photo taken and pay the bills. yeah they're at like every like artsy fashiony event yeah yeah so that's that's familiar yeah our next story i know this is gonna be like really hard news for some people jason biggs and his wife jenny mullen have split after 18 years of marriage

37:04Jackie Oshry:this is not hard for me but like it's hard for me to compute like seriously why

37:08Claudia Oshry:why split yeah yeah i don't know i mean i feel like they're one of those couples that like people are questioning the definition of love today if they were your couple yeah they're just

37:20Jackie Oshry:like so I guess when you pass a certain length of time in a Hollywood relationship like you're forever you know I think of them as like like a Blake and Orion before you know all the hate or like uh Chrissy and John Emily and John Emily like just an institution obviously on like a smaller level because they're not as famous as everybody else but like so weird yeah but I guess

37:43Claudia Oshry:you could say that about like any marriage like if you get to 18 of course of course if you get to 18 years don't you just like cruise into the sunset enjoy the golden years and i think like

37:53Jackie Oshry:the comparison is because they share a lot and like they're so how relatable like you know like instagram like ryan reynolds like cutting his wife out so it's just like this is this is shocking like talk about people i never thought of like yeah no but i do feel like people feel like they

38:07Claudia Oshry:know them because they're very like instagram and relatable and they share a lot of like the ins and Now it's in like the good and the bad, you know? But now they're calling it quits. They say they're on great terms. They remain focused on their sons who are eight and 12.

38:20Jackie Oshry:Crazy.

38:21Claudia Oshry:Page Six said they've been hearing rumblings of a split for at least nine months.

38:26Jackie Oshry:Oh, I haven't heard a single rumble.

38:28Claudia Oshry:No, me neither. But like I wasn't listening. That's what I'm saying. Like I wasn't even, I never thought to think of these people. I didn't have my ear to the ground. Oh, I did, but not about them. no about i did not have my ear to the ground about them i never think of them i didn't see american pie pie he's a little before our time um i wouldn't say that actually i just like he did other stuff too what do you know classic he's so classic but i do feel like for euro trip yeah we were like a little young to have watched euro trip yeah yeah i guess but like he's classic

39:05Jackie Oshry:Like, what else is he from? I feel like I've seen him in stuff.

39:07Claudia Oshry:Yeah, no, he's in a ton of stuff. But I'm saying, like, people who are obsessed with him, like, I do feel like we're a little, a couple years after those people. Yes, yes. All the Americans. Yeah, which I might have seen one. So many rom-coms. My best friend's girl. Saving Silverman. Wait, remind me. What's Saving Silverman about? When he's, like, dating that awful girl, and they're trying to, like, break them up. And him and his loser friends. And I actually think the girl wasn't so bad. Oh, of course.

39:35Jackie Oshry:yeah who's the girl probably now if we watched it she was like she's like a queen just trying

39:39Claudia Oshry:to like make her man better yeah right yeah amanda pete is the girl classic amanda pete has been working forever yeah um he's going to allow himself to be badgered into marrying judith a woman he doesn't love they decide to read they decide to reunite him with his ex or whatever long lost love from his school days and then they kidnap Judith oh dark yeah

40:08Jackie Oshry:Jersey Girl I know you love that he's in Jersey Girl yeah there he is with Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler yeah and the girl from The Voice yeah there he is who does he play someone in the cover photo

40:23Claudia Oshry:he plays what that's one of my favorite movies he plays i don't know oh hold on i'm going to imdb i'm really down the rabbit hole hold on i'll find it imdb is not what it used to be agreed

40:43Jackie Oshry:oh arthur brick oh oh yeah yeah yeah he plays like ben affleck's like big city agent he plays

40:49Claudia Oshry:It's Arthur Brickman.

40:51Jackie Oshry:Yeah, of course. There you go. I mean, putting him on the cover is kind of generous. No, but he's such a big star.

40:56Claudia Oshry:I mean, he's really, really huge. He's an ancillary character. He's really huge, but he's like very 90s, you know, and we were just like growing up at the time.

41:04Jackie Oshry:Yeah. Well, sorry. Rip to that marriage. Yeah. Sad. Are you ready for our next story?

41:10Claudia Oshry:Another breakup. What number? Number four. Yeah. Is it Elsie Hewitt? Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt split five months after welcoming baby girl. so p davidson and elsie hewitt have parted ways according to the son the relationship fell victim to pete's busy work schedule following baby scotty's arrival in december i'm sorry that just can't no i'm sorry that's fucking crazy unacceptable like to the point that i actually don't believe it because like if you wanted to you would yeah um and i'm gonna i'm gonna go a

41:38Jackie Oshry:little you know out of bounds here and say like i just find this unacceptable you have a five month old let's say it is the schedule like what's the point in being famous if you can't take off a

41:49Claudia Oshry:couple of months when you have a baby yeah no the the outlet said pete has been traveling so much for work but elsie was craving more support from him at home after their daughter was born um

41:59Jackie Oshry:it's like like just i i find you're both by trash quite frankly like this is so fucking try harder try harder barring like the truth being any sort of like extenuating circumstances

42:10Claudia Oshry:there's a sorry too bad you made this decision get back home get back in bed then they said it was very hard for him because obviously he has to work to make money i'm sorry it's like barbara palvin and dylan sprauss can work at the rate that they do like doesn't he live in his mom's like basement he's in the biggest movies of all time yeah he has a very low overhead he's not

42:29Jackie Oshry:super glamorous he's like the face of calvin klein and up until recently he had quite literally no responsibilities besides supporting like himself and his mom yeah like you don't have savings you can't take off a couple months and i'm sorry like if you even if you do have to keep working like you're at a point where like why don't we all travel together we're getting on a big tour bus like you make it work no but you can you can take a break of course but let's say he can't like let's say he spent all his money and like you know on sneakers like i'm sorry and this is like this is

42:57Claudia Oshry:everybody's there are ways for him him specifically to like make money from home you know uh or like

43:03Jackie Oshry:a one day shoot day go do a commercial for walmart go do some instagram ads go do why don't you do

43:09Claudia Oshry:one huge show one huge night that'll pay for a couple more weeks a couple more months yeah and

43:16Jackie Oshry:it could be local because you literally live in new york not concerned about his earning potential

43:20Claudia Oshry:and so i actually i'm not buying this i'm not buying you know i reject this i'm sorry like this

43:24Jackie Oshry:is um like you have a duty as a parent to a five month old to at least try a little bit harder yeah I'm getting the vibe that like if that's true This is like a manipulation of the truth like maybe Like Pete's like scared and he's like spending time away Because he doesn't want to be home like sorry Do better yeah And I'm sorry this is like the internet's boyfriend everybody looks him up Like he sucks I feel like people are over That you know I still think people like love him and think he's the greatest Like and I hate this like I think this makes you the worst

43:51Claudia Oshry:Yeah his personal life Is really a mess And it's been a mess but this is really

43:57Jackie Oshry:I feel bad for her Yeah

44:01Claudia Oshry:Yeah, same. I don't know. Our fifth and final story.

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48:30Claudia Oshry:Thank you to you RT. You're welcome. Our fifth story is a new segment that I've started, that I'm starting. Oh, music to my ears. You know I live for a segment. I know you do. This one is called Nicolandria's Mindless News.

48:46Jackie Oshry:I approve. Nicolandria's Mindless News like the 4th of July.

48:50Claudia Oshry:So Nicolandria's, sorry, not Alandria. This is not Alandria. This is Nick. It almost is never about, it's not about Alandria. Like, it's about Nick. Yeah. He's responding to criticism of their romance. He's talking directly to us. Oh, shit. And he's also sharing his partnership with Smirnoff, of course.

49:09Jackie Oshry:Oh, my God. I'm telling you, they're never beating the fraudulent allegations.

49:12Claudia Oshry:So he directly addressed the criticism surrounding his relationship with Alandria. And by the way, that's such a dishonest statement. It's not criticism about his relationship. Agreed. It's doubts of the legitimacy. Yeah. At this point, the critics and the critiques are just overdone, he said. he told us weekly while promoting his Smirnoff Vice partnership. I'm screaming. He said, quote, I've said all I need to say. He has since shifted his approach, adding, at this point, it's just not about giving it any more attention. He said it's just intuition. He said he's focused on prioritizing, protecting their relationship from outside commentary.

49:51Claudia Oshry:He said, it's just intuition. I know the boundaries I have for myself and how much to share and what not to share. Lately, not revealing too much about my personal life has been so nice for both of us. He credited blocking people and setting boundaries online. He said, despite creating some distance, he still has enjoyed throwing out like breadcrumbs when it comes to milestones in him and Alandria's relationship. He said, we'll be hanging out and I'll take a picture where her hand will be in the photo and people will see. So it's kind of funny.

50:18Jackie Oshry:Ahead of their one year anniversary. Wait, what? I'm cracking up. Their one year fraudiversary.

50:25Claudia Oshry:sorry he recalls his immediate attraction to an illanje which this part i believe because what he says is true and like i think that he was like i saw those fan edits from early days

50:35Jackie Oshry:okay i don't know actually if you can say immediate attraction because if you're immediately attracted to someone and then you make out with them and decide that like actually it's not a match like i'm sorry there was not an immediate attraction i'd say the first thing i noticed was

50:46Claudia Oshry:obviously her beauty and grace she just carries herself as a proper woman and the boss that she is I just think that's really attractive which is just facts um but he said he's appreciated the calm moments more looking ahead I'm cracking up like literally okay sorry go I just need you to read everything that I read wait looking ahead I want to go back to our island that we went on for one of our dates I'd like to go back to that island about their like he wants to celebrate in Fiji um he also says that they're holding up fans are holding out hope for a Nicolandria appearance in the new season he said that um smirnoff ice which he's partnered with is also part of course can't forget is also partnering with love island launching a new fan edit a new campaign inviting fans to vote on a bold new flavor he said i'm i'm in the dj space and i'd like to have a smirnoff ice with me we did we did what he said now that smirnoff is doing the partnership with love island we're gonna have eight new flavors that fans get to choose from during commercial breaks fans will be able to vote for it i think that's really cool and interactive

51:51Jackie Oshry:commercial breaks i pay for the peacock premium during the summer only during the summer listen

51:56Claudia Oshry:we make fun of those who don't work and we can we make fun of those who do i

52:04Jackie Oshry:maybe in the beginning like i respected their hustle and their commitment to this but like it's actually insulting and it's really shocking and it's actually not shocking but i feel like it's a real indictment on the culture like how dumb people are because like people are always like chaps taylor's a pr relationship but nicolandria is real like please i i actually can't no and the more we talk hysterical the more we talk about nicolandria like we really do get

52:28Claudia Oshry:comments like how can you say they're fake like nicolandria is real like and nicolandria forever i just what are you guys talking about like what are you guys talking about like they do everything I mean, actually, I don't follow them closely enough, but from what I see of them, like they're really not together that often.

52:47Jackie Oshry:But what he's saying is that like they've chosen to do that for their privacy because there were so many criticisms of their relationship.

52:54Claudia Oshry:And I love that he's like, like gets the opportunity.

52:57Jackie Oshry:He puts her hand in to let the fans know that they're still together. Meanwhile, she's sending him pictures of her hand being like, put this in your photo.

53:02Claudia Oshry:Yeah, no. He gets the opportunity to respond to the criticism and he's like, I'm just not going to give it any air. Like, I know it's just was so crazy.

53:13Jackie Oshry:like I feel good like knowing that I never bought into this and I think people did buy into it and maybe now don't or they still do but I never did no like and I just like I don't get it it

53:31Claudia Oshry:must really be making the money and I think for him it I mean for him it's amazing for him it's amazing because look Smirnoff Ice like we're still talking about him of course he's a DJ everyone

53:40Jackie Oshry:else is on beyond the villa like yeah of course and they're so high above she is on another level than him but he's not with the rest of the boys dancing in a you know an la apartment what does nicolandria do for her bless you i don't know now i feel like she could really use like a sort of ariana maddox moment like she should leave him behind yeah it doesn't serve her anymore i do think they were stronger together when they left the villa but like she's really exceeded him in terms of like fame and prestige and now he's definitely bringing her down with his like turn smirnoff articles and yeah she's like there were talks about like she was gonna be at the

54:17Claudia Oshry:gala like she's gotta go she should be the bachelorette 1000 like because she's single and because she's so ready and she's so mature and she's so beautiful and she has a great

54:28Jackie Oshry:personality like she can really carry she was hilarious on the show like it's one thing to be pretty but like you have to to be the lead you have to carry yeah no and that's what he said

54:36Claudia Oshry:like her beauty and grace which like we all know what he's talking about like the way that she just like holds herself it's just it's it's queen like it's queen like it's very graceful yeah um did you also see the rumors that taylor frankie paul's season of the bachelorette is going to air this summer i think i told you that no but i just i that was like low like that's been bubbling but

55:00Jackie Oshry:i just saw like a more official rumor i don't think so like the time has passed people moved

55:05Claudia Oshry:Don like they took their loss yeah and I don't know if they want to get back involved like it's so messy yeah it is the whole thing is messy also like there was the report that there would be like no men on next season of slamo love yeah but also it's like it doesn't have to be like zero or 100 like we could have like 10 Jacob can stay we could be at like 10 percent even Jace even Jace he could stay your boyfriend learning about their relationships that doesn't bother me it was when we had to treat dad talk like it was in any sort of way like worth considering in anything that we're thinking or talking about yeah yeah um okay queenie and weenie yes those are the fast

55:47Jackie Oshry:stories and our final segment of the week is a little something we like to call queenie of the week and weenie of the week where we give out two awards pretty self-explanatory did you act like a queenie this week well you might find yourself in the queenie seat did you act like a weenie this week you might be weenie of the week don't take it too seriously it's a seven-day title

56:00Claudia Oshry:we'll start with queenie we'll start with queenie because i'm doing something unprecedented What? My reigning queenie two weeks in a row now. Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt once again. I guess after the debate, he's really like become a bigger figure. It's become a national news story. It's become a national story because I really wasn't aware of what was happening. And so I've been just like getting so much more content of like his interviews and his videos. Basura. Karen Basura. Cracking me up. Like he is just like doing interviews. He makes like these AI videos. He like had like a song about it.

56:32Claudia Oshry:Cracking up. He did like a really big fundraiser at David Foster and Catherine Foster's house. I saw. Literally Princess of Malibu. If you know, you know. And I have just been loving watching everything. And I watched like the video that he made in his Airstream with like Heidi that was like black and white of like the boys going back to the house and like finding like their old shovel burned in the backyard. Like it's just I'm like I've really been like taken by the whole the whole race. Now I'm really invested in what's going on over there. and once again he is my queenie i think he's doing such a great job i think he's speaking for so many people it's so bipartisan too because i feel like across all the different things that i see like so many different people are like supporting it's a non-partisan position the role yeah no and he really like makes it about like he's here for the city of los angeles like it doesn't have to do with national politics oh my god like foreign politics like he just wants what the angelinos want which is like a functioning city and he's my queenie again he was asked um you know there's been a lot

57:31Jackie Oshry:of comparisons to you, Spencer, for Zoran Mamdani, because you both really use social media to harness and like ignite the people. And Spencer was like, yeah, I mean, Zoran Mamdani wants free buses. And I also want buses free of urine, feces. Like seriously, he's so funny. I don't know where he comes. He's very quick too.

57:49Claudia Oshry:Yeah, he's very quick. He was like, so in that sense, we both want free things on the buses.

57:54Jackie Oshry:Hilarious.

57:55Claudia Oshry:Hilarious. He also was getting like a lot of shit because I guess he's staying at a hotel when he like his home is an Airstream right now. and he just like gave an on the fly interview to TMZ being like I can't live in that airstream like so many people want to kill me at that airstream there's no structures around it TMZ is like

58:10Jackie Oshry:obsessed now with like exposing that he doesn't live in the airstream and I just want to say I never thought he actually lived in the airstream he was making a point this is my lot of land and we have an airstream on it now because this is what the city has provided for me one year later

58:20Claudia Oshry:that is his home address like if he wants to go stay in a hotel right now while he's running a campaign and like yeah he needs security now he needs he can't be sitting in an airstream in the

58:29Jackie Oshry:middle of nowhere no please like media literacy at a zero like it's really crazy it's really really

58:35Claudia Oshry:crazy so anyways I just I've like been I've fallen down a rabbit hole again further down the rabbit hole this week and I think um you just seem so sweet and I'm just really historic really I think it's really amazing and it's crazy to think about like the trajectory of course and I remember when

58:51Jackie Oshry:he announced it like he was he had a lot of momentum on social media during the fires obviously because he was like a well-known person who lost his whole house but also because he had this campaign you know to get Heidi's music to number one to like you know fundraise for their new house

59:06Claudia Oshry:and the journey it's taken has really been quite beautiful to watch no and in the time since like I stopped paying attention he's gone from like there to like very serious candidate with like some of the biggest names in LA supporting him financially and otherwise and it's really like amazing because he did it like totally bootstraps totally it's very impressive yeah queenie like queenie like yeah so i think that's a first for me two weeks in a row row queenie my queenie is

59:32Jackie Oshry:also a reality star and it goes to this is gonna mean nothing to you joe ellen i don't know what the temperature is i haven't went on twitter yet to see like what people think but and you can plug your ears i just want to say but now i know i'm gonna like joe ellen no you don't know that you well i fucking love joe ellen i just feel like it what she's doing it's like nobody wants to be that person but sorry that's how shows get made and that's how great and I feel like she's actually doing it and again I haven't caught up on the whole thing she's doing it in the most graceful like way that she possibly can and yeah it's like okay all the women is like yeah we know Brian's having an affair and like we'll tell Rula and she can do with that information what she will but that's like not enough for Joellen it's like girl how fucking stupid are you I relate to that it's like it's very hard to watch somebody be so dumb and all the other women are sort of fine with it and joellen's not and that's my queen right there now weenie of the week touches on something that we spoke about in the beginning of the week and i actually didn't go hard enough because if i am being honest i hadn't seen the whole video and i have since seen the entire james charles spirit airlines video and i'd actually like to play it for the group just in case anybody hasn't heard it in full but we talked about it you know what i'm talking about right no no but i didn't watch the video i just heard about it oh okay actually i saw like clips but yeah me too i saw clips but this like i watched it in full i just got a dm on here from a girl that said good morning james i know you'll probably never see this but if you could just take one minute to read it would really mean a lot to me i'm really struggling right now because spirit airlines just fell for bankruptcy and i have lost my job here's a gofundme link i need donations help

1:01:09Jackie Oshry:i'm sure they do sweetheart i'm sure they do you know what else would help you getting another job yeah try that because in the time that it took you to copy and paste the same fuck ass message to myself who you don't follow by the way and probably a hundred other influencers and celebrities you could have applied for a hundred other jobs but you didn't because you're a lazy piece of shit and you're entitled and you think that influencers and celebrities should fund your life for you why why would i ever help you you're not a fan you don't even follow me you've never supported me this is your first time dming and you think that i'm gonna send you money because you lost your job oh my god welcome to the real world sweetheart people lose their jobs every fucking day and you're white pretty and able-bodied you're in a much better position than a lot of other people out here who are trying clearly much harder to make a better life for themselves why would i fucking help you aside from that 17 000 people lost their jobs as per airlines Why do you think you need to go fuck me?

1:02:06Jackie Oshry:I can at least, like, 1 % respect the mentality of closed mouth, don't get fed, doesn't hurt to try. But honestly, it does hurt to try because now you pissed me off, okay? I'm not the one. Go find fucking Mr. Reese. This is literally his entire shtick. I'm sure the next YouTube video is literally going to be like, I rehired all 70 ,000 of the Spirit Airlines employees,

1:02:22Claudia Oshry:and it's going to be the real-life Hunger Games. The last one of them to leave the Spirit Airlines plane gets to be the CEO of the new company

1:02:28Jackie Oshry:and gets a house and a car,$10 million, and everybody else dies. Guys, like, go find that video to compete in, baby. I'm not helping you. I'm not fucking helping you. All you did was lost your job, okay? Welcome to the real world. I can at least understand if you were like, James, I'm a longtime fan. Here's a trillion years of DMs and my support for you. I love you. I'm suffering with a really rare genetic disease that there is no cure for, and I'm trying to raise money for myself and other people that have this. Maybe I would help. Maybe I would help because I love you and I appreciate you. This bitch, you lost your fucking job?

1:03:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1:03:03Jackie Oshry:What are we going to do? Nothing. I'm going to do nothing. You know what you need to do? Go find a fucking new one, girl. Put some effort into the workplace. Oh. Okay, so literally I had not seen it in full. I kept seeing clips and every clip I was getting was so much worse. And I was like, oh, wait, I feel like maybe like I was downplaying it. It's so bad. And like, I don't even know what the worst part of it is. But like it's and of course the girls go find me blew up. She's like now I'm an influencer. She's monetizing on TikTok. And she James wrote her like a long. He deleted it. He made an apology video.

1:03:37Jackie Oshry:He DM to her private apology to which she didn't answer. She just read it out like it's actually so crazy. And that will end you we need the week like.

1:03:50Jackie Oshry:Bad take.

1:03:51Claudia Oshry:No, but that's like a really crazy video. Is he doing crazy things right now?

1:03:56Jackie Oshry:No, he's not like a rage baiter. like he's not going through a manic episode like that was just a video he thought was a good take

1:04:02Claudia Oshry:yeah no but it's not even about like the take which is like a separate issue it's like the manner in which he is speaking and yelling and the dramatics like is it always like at that level

1:04:16Jackie Oshry:yeah he does like rants and it's like usually it's funny and relatable and people like what he's saying sometimes it's a little polarizing but oh so maybe like maybe he's just gotten a

1:04:25Claudia Oshry:lot of encouragement for his rants and like right like for polarizing rants and so he's felt like oh this is like the next one that i should he also donated five thousand dollars to her

1:04:35Jackie Oshry:oh well what's crazy was that she was only raising sixteen hundred dollars like it wasn't like she was i think she was probably just trying to like make rent that month you know but doesn't it keep going up like the more you raise yeah of course so now it's at like twenty thousand yeah yeah yeah it's but her goal was 16 like she had set out with that goal now yeah it's just insane like it's the craziest video I've ever seen in my whole life.

1:04:56Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Especially from someone who's like been on the intro. But I guess if you're saying that he's been like doing rants and he's getting like positive only shit,

1:05:04Jackie Oshry:he's getting like pot.

1:05:05Claudia Oshry:I could see how you would think like, Oh, let me keep doing like hot takes and right. And with a lot of, you know, emphasis and the seas. But yeah, that's really wild. That's a good one. That's a good weenie. Weenie. Weiner. Do you have a weenie of the week? No, but I don't. I really feel like when I don't have a weenie in mind, like I don't want to pick one.

1:05:30Jackie Oshry:All right, but that's a couple of weeks that you've been weenie-less. So just you never get your act together next week.

1:05:34Claudia Oshry:I feel like I'm like just on a positive kick. What can I say?

1:05:36Jackie Oshry:Yeah, you could say that.

1:05:38Claudia Oshry:I just feel like you're not thinking hard enough

1:05:40Jackie Oshry:or preparing.

1:05:40Claudia Oshry:No, I really, I do think about it. And I go through all the stories, but like no one.

1:05:44Jackie Oshry:Like let me say your weenie this week was a recycled queenie and no weenie. Like, sorry, bitch. I have to be true to me. Not to sound like James Charles, but like you lazy piece of shit. I have to be true to me, you know. Well, why don't you just try a little bit, a little truer to you harder next week.

1:06:00Claudia Oshry:I'll give you a weenie. I'll give you one.

1:06:02Jackie Oshry:Oh, great. Me.

1:06:04Claudia Oshry:No. I told you I'm positive.

1:06:07Jackie Oshry:Who?

1:06:07Claudia Oshry:My weenie are the editors at Sports Illustrated who did not put Whoopi Goldberg on the cover. Thank you.

1:06:15Jackie Oshry:That's brilliant.

1:06:17Claudia Oshry:And who picked four covers instead of one per usual.

1:06:20Jackie Oshry:Per usual. But I'm going to stop like getting mad about it. I did read some feedback of people being like in the print industry. Like it's so hard to get people to buy a magazine that like. It's even harder to get people to buy four.

1:06:31Claudia Oshry:It's. Yeah.

1:06:33Jackie Oshry:You think one is hard.

1:06:34Claudia Oshry:No, I saw that. Like, please stop. And if you had like one iconic cover, it would just be like more iconic and people would want to buy it versus like four random. More valuable. More valuable. Yeah. Like you would be making a statement instead of four random people's Instagram photo. But thanks.

1:06:48Jackie Oshry:Correct. Perfect. That's our show, you guys. The place looks great. I mean, well, it always does. Thank you so much for listening to the Toastin' Landon Morning Show. We deal with the fast-paced stories you need to know every Monday, Friday, and YouTube. Stay watching us on YouTube. Please don't forget to subscribe and give us a video. Thumbs up. We're also available as podcasting. We're podcasting. We've found such a Spotify, iTunes, iTunes, and YouTube. Public video. I hear your cast box. All the places we have is in the podcast. We're not so close to the five-star review. We're beautiful. Stunning and wickably talented we are.

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