Health is Wealth: Thursday, October 23rd, 2025

0:00Jackie O:Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Netflix in season two of Nobody Wants This. Kristen Bell and Adam Brody are back, bringing more swoon-worthy moments to season two of Nobody Wants This. After the honeymoon phase ends, real life begins, so dive into their hilarious, heartfelt, and so relatable journey of what happens after Happily Ever After. With an acclaimed ensemble cast and talent recognized by the Emmys and the Golden Globes, Nobody Wants This delivers the rom-com you've been waiting for, proving that staying together is way more complicated and way more interesting than falling in love.

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0:33good morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly

0:50Jackie O:it's the toast they sound amazing well welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday oh okay Oh slay the house down A little subtle Thursday that we've crept into Hey Gorgie Porgie Hey turdy wordy Like slowly You know winding down on Jax's final week Allegedly yeah no I think this is my final week It's feeling final and I actually I guess I will have time To Say goodbye Oh you no longer want to Just Irish exit say bye I'm leaving see you so well I was like thinking maybe I would like if I had given birth already you know but um oh oh she thought she was going to give birth this week I thought I mean I I've been thinking I'm about to give birth for the last four weeks seriously yeah it's been feeling that way so if I make it to the end of this week like that was the the start of my maternity leave so I might be able to like give my final remarks tomorrow make a little speech make a little joke kind of a commencement laugh ha ha funny yeah so um it's funny right you got a sense of humor so yeah that this would be my final week then are you gonna say anything tomorrow right now you're wearing blue jeans yeah i'm wearing blue jeans i just feel like one day hopefully we can get to a place not i guess not anytime we will never i know what you're about to say we will never get to just like wear jeans no and have say nothing about it and it not be international news when that day comes like seriously lay me to rest like that means I'm not me yeah so tell me about your jeans so you know I'm like stuck at this place in my life in a physical sense where like I wasn't planning on being for that long and I'm just like kind of spending more time here than I anticipated at this current weight in this weight class and I was like you know what I like was committed to not buying anything because I don't plan on being here for long but like I am you have to clothe yourself I am here like I am so I went to Abercrombie I have no idea what size I am I bought huge pants they these are enormous i return the other two like i don't know what size i am i think i need to size down now like two sizes which like made me feel so skinny highly recommend like buying huge pants that you know won't fit you just so you can be like yeah i need to size down yeah that's good so yeah i'm wearing pants well not just pants jeans blue jeans light wash blue jeans with a hole in the knee like it's it's the whole kit and caboodle it's really not just jeans Blue jean baby LA lady Like I'm such a blue jean baby I'm literally Miley Cyrus Blue jeans You're such Claudia has great jeans Yes Like I'm literally wearing jeans Like that's so crazy Um Yeah I guess I guess so You know what else is crazy The amount of excitement And like fun things in today's episode Because it's Thursday which is like such a good chill day.

3:42Jackie O:But you know, if you're into our, you know, extracurricular segments, Thursday's not your favorite day because Wednesday's Deer Toasters, Friday's Queenie and Weenie. And guess what, you guys? Big surprise, big announcement, secret project reveal. Ready? Today, we have an extra Deer Toaster segment because somebody who works in the marketing department at Netflix said, I want more Deer Toasters. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy it. We have a sponsored Deer Toaster segment. Stay tuned at the end of the episode. For that. And we're doing Love is Blind recap because we both watched the final episode last night.

4:10So that'll be like fifth and final story into TV recap.

4:12Jackie O:Oh, and I got locked out of Netflix household. Today's episode is like very Netflix coded. So like clearly, oh yeah. So I got locked out of Netflix household and then I logged everyone else out because I had to get a code. So clearly people at Netflix are watching this because we love your shows, Netflix. We love Love is Blind. We love Nobody Wants This. Can you fix a Netflix household? And if not for everybody, can you just like fix it for us? Something's going on with our household. I don't know if it's going on for all households, but our household is struggling right now where anyone who wants to watch Netflix like has to do the code in the email.

4:37Even though - Like we're literally coming from a broken household. Even though I did it yesterday and the day before and the day before that. And I've established this is my home.

4:45Jackie O:Yeah. And it's kind of been my home. Yeah. And I just feel like I had established that. And it's not feeling like it's established. It's not feeling homey. It's not feeling like an establishment. So we do have like fun things going on in addition to great stories. What did you do last night? You do anything crazy? What did I do last night? Oh, I was reading and ignoring your calls. And then. Oh my God. I thought Jackie went into labor. I texted Zach. I'm like, is she okay? Did you text him? I said, is Jackie busy? Question mark. I was, then I saw your location. You were still at the house. So I was like, maybe she's doing a home birth.

5:21Jackie O:It was just like, of course, like you're busy, but especially like later in your pregnancy, like you've been really communicative with me. Yeah. Because I've put myself on bed rest due to my condition. Yeah. Jackie found out she has a condition. I have a real condition. You guys, I can't ever remember the name of it, but someone diagnosed me on YouTube. thank you so much and so I texted Dr. Fox and I was like have you ever heard of symphysis pubis dysfunction and he's like of course he's like of course he literally was like that's like me asking you if you've heard that Taylor and Travis are engaged like it's germane to my job to his life it's a very serious thing SPD symphysis pubis dysfunction it is very painful it happens to women in pregnancy sometimes this is the first time for me can't move like seriously can't move so I have put my aside from doing the toast and like doing the things that I absolutely have to do I put myself on bed rest that's why I've been so communicative I'm just sitting in bed so I thought for sure I was I was packing my bags I was like oh she's only here we go um she wasn't and I'm kind of like yearning for the sun so like if you could just sort of like spread those legs i could use a trip down south of the border a i mean you could also just come no so i went the last night i watched love is blind but i also watched nba and i'm sorry to like keep talking about it but i have to tell you guys i like love the nba i watched the game too zach put it on because the mavericks were playing so and there's like big news with the mavericks did zach tell you no so they got like in the draft like the hot college player like the one everybody wanted jackie he's 18 years old he's the youngest player to ever play in the nba and like everyone was tuning into the dallas game last night to like see you know if he's gonna i was wondering why we were watching i said is this a significant game why are we watching basketball right your husband likes football right we just discussed this yesterday if we hadn't had that conversation i might have not even noticed we're watching basketball he said it's the season opener and they've got this like kid he didn't mention it made me i got like a little teary-eyed like that's someone's ruby and ben's like they're all someone's ruby I'm like, no, but he's like literally like five years old.

7:30Yeah.

7:31Jackie O:So cute. Did he play well? What I saw, they were like the literal five minutes that I saw when I turned it on, they were tied. And after five minutes of me watching, they were down by 10. So I was like, it's better for. So you had to see yourself out. It's better for Dallas if I don't watch. No, I don't know if they went because I went to sleep. But the next one, the Brunson boys are so back. And I'm like Ben always wants to watch basketball. And I say no, because I've said many times here, like of all the sports, basketball is so boring to watch. um but now when i watch basketball i think it may be ruby because they were in the playoffs we're watching in the hospital like the first three weeks postpartum was like every night was a nick game and it was like literally the best time of my whole fucking life so yeah we could watch the knicks okay okay yeah we can even though ruby's not watching with you no ruby's sleeping he will love to watch the knicks one day one day okay so you watched basketball such a boring and love is blind which we're gonna recap up and down the court like back and forth like football there's a lot going on and there's a lot of interesting things i think basketball is a clusterfuck not only that they're all just like flip-flopping all over the court i can't even go into this conversation again but like how embarrassing it is to be a basketball player like pretending you got hurt man the fuck up you weigh 200 pounds you're fine i feel like i saw a lot of traveling too bitches always be traveling right bitches be traveling like okay that's like the first rule of basketball yeah like we know like we like went to camp yeah and you guys are traveling like a lot of traveling and double dribbling which is so classic yeah right why don't they call it out I thought those are the rules like they are but I feel like like they don't enforce them they're just sort of like unspoken I'm sorry I'm a rule follower I can't go by this it's so true but let me tell you the Brunson boys would never double dribble yeah uh so then yeah i watched love is blind and that's about it i don't want to rush you but like we do have a lot to do today let's get into it i i don't really have much else much else to share yeah unless you hear want to hear more about my psd sound off in the comments you said spd so yeah yeah it's hard i just feel like you heard that i had coccidinia and like you wanted to come up with your own even more random diagnosis you know your coccidinia oh no fucking way no and by the way your spd is a pregnancy thing it will go away i live with it every day but it got worse in pregnancy didn't it which coccidinia no it actually went away temporarily oh yeah that's that's a beautiful thing about pregnancy when like yeah the hormone called relaxin releases into your body and some people's like chronic illnesses disappear yeah like baby and mother's dna blend to cure the mother of her ailments yeah and then literally the moment the moment he was out of me, it came back.

10:16Jackie O:Like I remember thinking, what a beautiful baby. I love meeting him for the first time. My tailbone hurts. Get back in. Literally. Well, without further ado, ado, ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Quince. Cooler days are finally here. So it doesn't matter that the air conditioning in my studio is broken and I'm feeling chilly and I want to cozy up with a bunch of parchy layers, perhaps some cashmere sweaters. And quince is my go-to for quality essentials that feel cozy, that look refined, but won't blow your budget.

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15:07Jelly Roll has now flaunted his transformative 200 pound weight loss while arriving in Australia for his Down Under tour. He was photographed walking through the Sydney airport looking like a brand new man. He's been on a weight loss journey for a while now. I mean, it takes a while to lose 200 pounds, but this most recent photos of him, he is looking slender September.

15:29Jackie O:He is. I'm really happy for him. I watched his documentary and he really talked a lot about his struggle with addiction with drugs and alcohol, but it was clear that like he wasn't fully healed and that he had replaced a lot of his addictions with food and he had said that but that was sort of like yeah it was an addiction he could live with um and food is an addiction I think when you're really overweight like it needs to be treated as such and I'm so happy for him I think like I mean as I've experienced a dramatic weight loss like it's fucking life-changing like not enough people talk about like how different life is and he must be just experiencing things like for the first time and I'm really happy for him He's a P-jump.

16:06Jackie O:He's like so cute. And I'm very, very happy for him. Yeah. Very happy. He's like made comments about things that he wants to do. He wants to go skydiving with his wife. Oh, is there a weight limit? Like on skydiving, I guess. And he said like he now fits into Louis Vuitton. Pray for his bank account. No, I love him. That's so cute. Okay. Obsessed. Also, it's just so funny how like people in the media like referred like to weight loss for men and women. Like where are the Ozempic rumors? Like the Ozempic allegations? Like it's just different how like even if he was at Ozempic, like people would champion him.

16:38Jackie O:Whereas like if a woman, even a woman who was like super overweight, like you get shit for being on Ozempic. Do you know what I mean? And I don't even I don't know if he did Ozempic or not. I don't fucking care. It's just like funny how people talk about it so differently. Yeah. Like this weight loss is like totally celebrated. Right. I haven't seen anybody say anything bad. It's like everyone's so happy for Jelly Roll. And even if this were a woman and there have been women who have been like super overweight and lost. It's never like universally celebrated. yeah I mean to go from 500 plus pounds I mean I there's no even like whether it's surgery Ozempic whatever like I think anyone anywhere like you could always find a hater in some corner but like anyone's gonna celebrate that health journey because like that is like major for huge it's life-saving yeah it's life-saving yeah I can't think of an example of a woman who like I'm sure there are plenty I just can't at the moment like everything mostly is usually like more aesthetic or like a little bit or someone who was like a a uh body positive icon there's just more dynamics with women i think i have a good example melissa mccarthy yeah well they were like she's not funny anymore and like she looks weird she looks different she looks like an alien like it's not as i don't remember it being like celebrated yeah right yeah or lizzo but she's body positive so you're right it's like more complicated it's very complicated when like a body positive person who was overweight like wants to lose weight because it's like well were you lying right like with jelly roll it's just like a little more straightforward i guess even though it's a positive health development for anyone who's gonna lose of course pounds but i just like everyone should get this treatment it's great news we're so happy he looks great Yeah, but it's also like we're commenting on a man's body unabashedly.

18:28Yeah, we are. Which sometimes we don't do for women. So there's standards that apply both ways. Yeah, of course, of course, of course.

18:35Jackie O:But also I know him and his wife are trying to have a baby. So I think like when you get healthier like this, a lot of people do it for that reason. Because also like he just was photographed in an airport and everyone's like the news is how good he looks. It's not like he's in People magazine holding out his pants and giving us license to comment on it. So I actually feel like if it was a woman, like this wouldn't be a story that we would talk about in this way. Because we'd just be like more like, oh, we didn't notice she lost 200 pounds. She looks the same. Yeah. Well, all's that to say, he looks great.

19:09Yeah, he does.

19:10Jackie O:Health is wealth. Health is wealth, I say, at the highest weight I've ever been. But. Not the highest weight you've ever been. So close. Really? Actually, I don't even know. Lol. You guys, health is wealth. Health is wealth. Look at us. Health is fucking wealth. Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting content news because Eddie Murphy is getting the Netflix documentary treatment. He's looking back on his comedic legacy in a trailer for his new Netflix doc called Being Eddie, which streams on Netflix on November 12th. so okay like I do think that you know we overdo and overuse like documentary for celebrities but Eddie Murphy is the perfect person he lives such a private life he's kind of like totally closed off from Hollywood um he's super wealthy and he has this like iconic legendary career that people don't even really think or know about most kids these days don't even know they maybe know him from Shrek he's perfect I was so excited when I saw this like I will be watching a hundred percent yeah no and he's like an icon in his field like everyone just gets joe show i put out an album here's a documentary a hundred percent this is like a life's work yeah you know a whole story i am very excited to learn more about him and like we like grew up on his movies and so it would be like a fun trip down memory lane but i feel like there's also so many things that we didn't know about him and his personal life and his how he got his start and like it's just he's the perfect subject matter for and then also like cutting to him present day super wealthy as a dad like what what's up with Eddie Murphy now yeah and why what motivated his decision to like completely you know avoid public life like why is he so private does he avoid public life yes he's like totally anytime he's ever like stepped out in the last couple of years which I know he's I think he did like the SNL um 40 or 50 or whatever he did coming to America too and like that's literally it um I don't know why and I would like to learn maybe it's just like I made my money I want to be a dad and like live a normal life ish or I don't know yeah I don't know either but we're gonna get to know more like he doesn't do stand-up anymore like he just he's like retired yeah kind of like Cameron Diaz comes out for all the Shrek people.

21:36Jackie O:Really? She's on Instagram and she does sell wine. Yes, she does sell that wine. She sells that wine. She's been hustling. She took a couple of years off and she had like kids. But she's in the game. She's in the mix now. That's true. That's true. Yeah. But he could just be retired. Yeah. They also appear to have like real A-list talent in the documentary. Yeah, they do. Jerry Seinfeld. Some of the names include Arsenio Hall, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, Jeffrey Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg. Shrek. Oh, right. Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld, Kenan Thompson, Kevin Hart, Michael Chay, Pete Davidson, Tracy Ellis Ross, Tracy Morgan.

22:15I mean, Timmy Parge.

22:17Jackie O:Oh, speaking of Tracy Morgan, the Knicks game last night, front row, was stacked. Saw Tracy Morgan, Jimmy Fallon chatting away with Ed Sheeran. Like, what is Ed Sheeran doing at the Knicks game? Do you know what I mean? Like, do they even have basketball where he's from? And they're like, Ed Sheeran can do whatever he wants. It's like really so crazy. He's just like this regular guy who is the most famous popular musician. Like, he's like a beat. Like, we don't think about Ed Sheeran. We don't. I don't consider him. I was just actually watching. People are now sending me Daniela and Pasha's Instagrams to show me that they are married and that they are in love.

22:56Sure. They run a dance school together where they like.

22:58Jackie O:Oh, that's really cute. Choreograph wedding dances for couples. And so I was watching some of their reels and they did a reel of like most popular wedding songs by artists. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran was number one with 16 songs. Wow. Yeah. Like number two was tied like John Legend and someone. Number five was like Frank Sinatra. Three. Wow. Chris Stapleton. Number one, Ed Sheeran. It's just, he's just like this random guy. He's so random. And like I don't know why I just felt like Ed Sheeran at the Knicks game. Like it just didn't make sense. Ed Sheeran like everywhere. Yeah. Good for him. Everywhere but the charts.

23:41Well, no, he's on the charts.

23:43Jackie O:Ed Sheeran's in his slot, Vera. You think? A thousand percent. I love old phone. You're literally the only person who's ever said those words. I found my old phone today. in a box that I had hidden away. Wait, people don't love old phone? They love open phone. That's what you're thinking of. Now known as Quo. Wait, did he put out his album? Like I said, it turns in a slop era. You love that song and you don't even know. I wouldn't know. No, old phone was a single. I think from his album, forthcoming. It did. It did. New release called Play of the Remixes. Please stop. yeah it's like i said play album 2025 oh okay so yes it did come out it did come out yeah right and the fact that you even have to ask therein lies the issue i would have to ask because i'm not you know why you love open phone i mean hold phone because it was a single got the single treatment you know and i just think that once you've written a song like galway girl you should really just pack it up and go home you're never gonna write anything better than that i think the best song of his is castle on the hill i actually agree it's the best song i think of dancing with the stars i just saw like two pros i forget who it was doing like a you know a choreographed dance it was so good i'm on my way that's like a song that makes you feel like you just like look at your life existentially like it's like such a good song and i think like because he thinks that Shape of You is his best song, that's where he might be faltering.

25:24Like if he's always chasing the high of Shape of You.

25:27Jackie O:The Shape of You high, yeah. Like he should be traveling down Castle on the Hill Road. That, by the way, you're so right for that. That's like the most beautiful song of the modern time. And he has a lot, like Perfect is a perfect song. I love, I love. But like Castle on the Hill. And I know, I'm sure it did well. Over the castle. But it didn't do as well as Shape of You. Yeah. Good call. Our next story, some more TV news. Another trailer drops. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Mom Talk gets to the bottom of Scandal in the new trailer for Secret Lives. Coming out next month is the new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

26:06And it looks crazy as ever. What's crazy, though, is the way they left last season just feels so, like, irrelevant. Marciano.

26:16Jackie O:Oh, yeah. Marciano. But like this season has to do with Marciano. Like the girls are going to meet with Marciano. Like we know Jesse didn't hook up with Marciano. Can we move on? Yeah. And I forgot to tell you this actually book day. I'm Mormon wife. I saw him on the email. Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like a surprise. I'm really excited. Oh, so you do read your email. Cool. I glance. yeah yeah so we'll get the tea it's a good one too i was like i don't want any the the i want the main they're really like all so great i know except like i have actual personal beef with mikaela like i i they were like which wife do you want i'm like i'll take any of them except mikaela i couldn't actually maybe i'd meet her and really like her but like on the show she seems like such a phobis and a mean girl yeah and i really like did not want to podcast with her No, in the last season, like she was my villain.

27:08Like, yeah. But what I like about this show is every time a new season comes out, like it really feels like tabula rasa for me. Yes. Yes. I'm open to feeling different ways about different people. Like anyone could show up different and it's not too late for change. So like, and also she's like pregnant now. So I could see myself like moving on from the hatred, but I agree with you. Like that's where I was in season two as well. That's where I drew the line. But like, just like season one with Whitney, like we were so anti Whitney by season two. I'm like, what'd you do?