HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026

5:08Claudia Oshry:Wait, the book is called Icebreaker, but the show is Heated Rivalry.

5:10Brittany Broski:No, no, no. Heated Rivalry is also based off of a book. Sorry. But there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual, around hockey.

5:18Alan Cumming:People are obsessed with hockey players. And the big one is called Icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's a hockey player. They go to college together. It's literally telling me lies. But not toxic at all and way more sex. And so hockey smut is a huge category in literary category.

5:33Claudia Oshry:I meant for youngsters playing hockey. No. And did you see that viral, like the tweet, it's from like 2011. And it was someone being like 2026 Olympics is going to pop off. Over 100 ,000 kids just signed up for hockey. Like there's been a trend of like more kids playing hockey in this country. And that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026.

5:55Alan Cumming:I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with like lack of participation. It's just like really hard to see the puck.

6:01Brittany Broski:And I can only get involved in a sport like so much. You can't even show me the ball. Like in football, I can see the ball. In basketball, of course I can see the ball. Baseball, it's like a little hard. That's why baseball is boring.

6:11Alan Cumming:I literally can't see the puck. And then, you know, remember when that guy like took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died?

6:19Bowen Yang:Remember when, did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck? Same thing.

6:22Claudia Oshry:That was horrible. I think about that all the time.

6:24Alan Cumming:I think about it all the time. And like the sport was just like very off-putting for me at that moment. So that's why I never personally got involved.

6:29Claudia Oshry:And then like, do you go to jail?

6:31Alan Cumming:There was like a case. I forget what happened. And I know neck guards are like optional.

6:35Brittany Broski:That's why, like, sports loses me, when you guys are going to be stupid. Like, okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck. So, like, just wear the neck guard. Same with Guardian caps in football.

6:46Bowen Yang:You love Guardian caps. Guardian caps have no fans. Okay, fine. Claudia is dead. Guilty as charged. Check on me. I miss my sister.

6:52Brittany Broski:Everybody complains about CTE, all these things. And there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it, like, a lot better, and it's considered lame.

6:59Claudia Oshry:I've heard that it doesn't, like, work.

7:02Brittany Broski:No, people don't wear it because it's considered loser-y. like imagine safety being loser like this is where sports becomes like out of my like I'm a reasonable person and I like to deal

7:12Alan Cumming:frequently with reasonable people and I don't feel like

7:14Claudia Oshry:there's a lot of reasonable they hit each other's head so much like whenever someone does a good job you get like a hit in the head on your and like if they stop doing all of that like that might make it better yeah I wouldn't want to score a touchdown because everyone's gonna be slapping my helmet it's so true or my tushy oh that's fine honestly slap my tushy just like stopping my head when I didn't even like get and a tackle.

7:35Alan Cumming:So all I have to say, I agree that hockey is definitely like the new frontier as Tracy Turnbull would say. It's going to take a lot for me to like really care beyond this.

7:45Claudia Oshry:Also, like we haven't won since 1980 Miracle on the Ice and I imagine like after that, which was also a historic win and had so many like political ramifications. I imagine after that, like hockey had a big surge and I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't know. And we have boys like, are we putting them in hockey now?

8:03Alan Cumming:No. Maybe it's hockey. No, it's going to be fencing for mine. For your king? Yeah, I just feel like it's a sport. It's the safest sport. Yeah, I'm all about safety.

8:13Brittany Broski:All about safety. Rough and tumble? Yeah. Something major. Golf. Golf, oh yeah.

8:19Alan Cumming:Very low impact sport. We're a golf family. Golf. And that works for me because I can have lunch and lay by the pool.

8:25Miley Cyrus:Yeah, golf. I want to be a golf mama. Golf mama's where you at? Golf mama greater than soccer mom. Or football mom. You just sort of like sit on the course. All day. And there's food service. I don't even think you need to go to the course.

8:38Bowen Yang:Like you can wait at the clubhouse. And you like go in a golf cart. And you wear like a cute outfit. Golf moms stay winning. I have like I did something crazy this weekend. Crack?

8:48Alan Cumming:Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it.

8:56Jackie Oshry:I thought it was like bad.

8:59Brittany Broski:You know, I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me. Actually, there were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing.

9:06Jackie Oshry:And I'm surprised nobody's talking about that.

9:08Bowen Yang:Is it a true story, Marty Supreme? I actually don't know or care. Is Martin a real person?

9:13Alan Cumming:Yes. Marty Mouser is his real name. I actually never got to the point in the movie where they started calling him the Supreme. I didn't like it. I saw two scenes that put me off so much I had to turn it off. The first was the Auschwitz scene. I felt like that was so unnecessary. it's about like Jewish people like living in America after the Holocaust so of course like they talk about the Holocaust like one of them has a you know a tattoo and then they did one flashback scene and it was so upsetting

9:40Brittany Broski:and borderline sexual like it was so disgusting I never want to see the movie ever again and then there was like a scene with a dog getting hurt that was also so fucking unnecessary

9:49Alan Cumming:so I really didn't like it sorry and I don't like that Odessa Azayan girl

9:53Claudia Oshry:I don't like her

9:54Alan Cumming:so when I saw she was in it

9:56Claudia Oshry:I don't think that surprises anyone.

9:57Alan Cumming:Yeah, she's like so Ben Platt, you know?

10:00Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

10:00Brittany Broski:I just really don't like her. So, except Kevin O 'Leary was such a fucking star.

10:05Bowen Yang:Ugh, put him in everything. What? Give him the Oscar. Like, actually, he should have been nominated. I loved his character. Does he have a big role? Yeah.

10:13Brittany Broski:He's acting now? He's Gwyneth Paltrow's husband in the movie. He's like this -

10:17Bowen Yang:Ship.

10:18Brittany Broski:Yeah, for sure. Ship.

10:19Bowen Yang:He's this billionaire. Like, he's like one of the wealthiest men in the world because he like owns the biggest pen company. And who does Gwyneth Paltrow play? This like sort of washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire. And having an affair with Timothy. Spoiler alert.

10:30Claudia Oshry:Well, we also the pictures of him kissing like paparazzi pictures.

10:34Bowen Yang:Yeah. And Timothy had a sex scene in the movie. Because I haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler.

10:38Brittany Broski:Skip it.

10:38Alan Cumming:Timothy had a sex scene with Odessa, like in a back room of a shoe store, like, you know, taking it from the back, which was just like wrong. Honestly, I didn't need to see Timothy having sex. And that's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that. And then Gwyneth also had like a very, it wasn't sex scene. Like she sat on his lap, took her off and then like, you know, we were supposed to understand that they continue to have sex. I don't know if it's like the mama in me or just like growing older.

11:01Brittany Broski:I like really don't need sex scenes. No. It's it's really yucky. Like, cool. Like I can infer that like you got pregnant because you had sex. Like I know how it works. I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's, you know, using filler words in an essay, you know, I don't. And like unless it's like the most beautiful. OK. And when I say this, there are a few exceptions. of course. Like The Notebook. Breaking Dawn part two or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?

11:27Claudia Oshry:No but I'm sorry the sex is germane to the story like how is a vampire and a human gonna have sex without him killing her?

11:32Brittany Broski:Even if it wasn't germane I would have allowed it. It was so romantic. It's a love story. Yeah. It was so it brought like a tear to my eye. It was so beautiful and it's like sorry yeah I waited five movies. I need to see them go down. Like when there's anticipation built I just feel like these days it's like oh we don't know what to do next. The Notebook. Of course and that wasn't even like a sex scene was it? It was a sexy scene. We saw like her back

11:52Bowen Yang:arching yeah like there's just beautiful ways to do it and no they love doing it in a non-beautiful way yeah it's a beautiful um so they lost me I'm sorry like I hated the movie sorry Kylie I hated it that's okay I don't think I'll get around to watching it I did a couple crazy things this

12:09Claudia Oshry:weekend one caught up on Southern Charm okay I'm all the way caught up so much so to when I was shocked that I would that I didn't have any more episodes left because I'm like what is everyone talking about so far everyone like hating Craig and he's done like one or two things and I'm like Craig not your best but like as far as him being the villain of the season like I don't see it everyone is obsessed with him like in a negative way like what's Craig doing what's Craig saying it's like it's really weird and I guess it's because like outside of the show he has like a very big name for himself yes and I feel like that dynamic is like playing into the show they went to this boys dinner Whitney Shep Craig and Austin like the OGs okay but Whitney is fine now he's fine and ever since I've learned to appreciate like Patricia and I love her I'm fine with Whitney he keeps himself out of the show as much as possible.

12:53Claudia Oshry:And it's weird the things of himself that he chooses to put in. I'm like, why?

12:57Alan Cumming:Why now?

12:57Claudia Oshry:Why didn't you cut that out? You're the executive producer. Whatever. The four boys went to dinner. They're the OGs. And it was like so fun at first. And even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season, they're like compartmentalizing and they're just like having fun. I'm laughing. I'm like, this is, oh, bring Thomas back. Like, it was just really sweet. And then him, Austin and Craig get into a really big fight. And it seems like part of their issue is like, Like Austin just starts talking about like you've made nothing of yourself over the last five years. Like you have nothing to show for the last five years.

13:22Claudia Oshry:And then Austin's like Craig says that to Austin. And then Austin is like I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do. And I'm like wait since when are we talking about this? Like it just came first we're talking about relationships. And then now they're talking about like what you do outside the show. It feels like Austin's like very stifled in his life. I feel like they're like not showing us everything because the conversations are jumping. But I do feel like Craig being like very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show. and like everybody's just coming for Craig all the time.

13:48Claudia Oshry:And he is reactive. That's why I can't watch the show. That's my friend. He says like some things that are too harsh. Like the last thing he said to the Vanita in the last episode was like really, really mean.

13:55Miley Cyrus:Oh.

13:56Claudia Oshry:But like she started with it. She went on Watch What Happens Live and said, I'm team Paige. Yeah, that'll do it. Like, so why would, why is that? That's not your friend. 100%. So then he literally said to her, and they don't talk all season. It's like the one big fight that no one's even addressing. And then she, he says to her, she like starts taking swipes at him and this group trip in Mexico. and he's like, Vanita, stop. You don't even exist in my world. Fuck off. It was just like so hard. Yeah, it was really, really harsh. And like, I think now everyone's going to get mad at Craig again and like he needs to apologize.

14:27Claudia Oshry:But like why, like. Don't start something you can't finish. Right, right. She's like poking him. She started with team, like so if you're team Paige, like we're not friends. Yeah, agreed. So it and like, it's just, it's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen. I love her.

14:42Brittany Broski:I had a similar experience where like you get caught up on something and you're like, wait, that's it?

14:47Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

14:47Brittany Broski:Because I'm all caught up on Love Story.

14:49Claudia Oshry:Oh, wait. So I also want to say I watched two episodes of Love Story. There's only like four. Okay, I watched two last night. What do you think? I really like it. I didn't expect to like it so much. And I don't really, the only part of like acting that's confusing to me, which you touched on, is like, was this the way Caroline moved? She seems like, she's always like laying over the table.

15:08Brittany Broski:She's Carrie Bradshaw, like with her hair. Like sexy.

15:11Claudia Oshry:And they're really like using her hair as like a way to show like she used to be curly and wild. And then she goes to dinner at Caroline's house and it's straight. Yeah, no, and like in the middle, like a year later, it's a little wavier, like it's less curly. And then, you know, when they get on the plane, it's like stick straight. They're using the hair to like show her journey. Becoming like a Kennedy woman. It's just like very basic. But so I'm just like, she just seems like very flirty,

15:34Jackie Oshry:very sexy. And again, I know nothing about her. I just like know pictures of her about her, like historically. She seemed like so buttoned up, but maybe that was like post Kennedy, like when she had to start Right.

15:44Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

15:44Bowen Yang:And then like, what's the nature of her relationship with like Calvin? That whole thing is weird that she was like plucked from the mall. And then like by episode four, she's running the whole company. Right.

15:53Claudia Oshry:And Kelly Klein, the one who wrote the pools book is Calvin's wife. Yes. Always. Spoiler alert.

15:58Brittany Broski:Calvin Klein is not gay.

16:00Claudia Oshry:OK, but it feels like they're like making like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn. Like I feel like Kelly's always making comments. They're a weird couple for sure. I would have had no idea until I saw the cover of the book, Kelly Klein. I had no idea she was. I thought maybe it was a daughter. Right, right, right.

16:18Brittany Broski:I didn't understand. Yeah, there's I feel like there's just parts of the show that are like poorly cast and

16:22Bowen Yang:poorly acted. And it like takes me out of it really quickly.

16:25Claudia Oshry:And I want to say justice for Naomi Watts, because I've only seen like negative things about her portrayal. But I think Jackie O is an impossible to play. And I actually didn't notice it. Like I and I don't know.

16:35Bowen Yang:Like it was to me really, really good.

16:37Alan Cumming:It's reminding me of The Crown where every time an episode ends, like I Google the thing. Like the episode last night, like, you know, it's on the cover of page six that they are a couple. And it's like these photos of them on a boat. And I was like, well, now I need to go find the real photos. And they look exactly like the show. Yeah. It's really very crown. It's good.

16:52Brittany Broski:I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad. And it's funny. We've like beat to death certain cultural moments, right? Like there was a million shows about OJ and we've done them all, you know. And this is like a blind spot. Like there haven't been a lot of like TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them. And you would think that like people would be obsessed with them already.

17:16Claudia Oshry:It's just like it's at a weird spot in time, like the 90s, where it's history technically, but very recent. Yeah. And we're only just now getting around because it's been like 30 years. We're getting around to like retelling it. So I am. I'm into it. Me too. Now we have to wait weekly. ugh oh

17:35Bowen Yang:the next one comes out on Thursday or whatever take it slow

17:39Claudia Oshry:take it slow okay I will but no I liked it I didn't expect to like it because remember when those first pictures came out of course it was giving an end to us no it was giving community theater

17:50Bowen Yang:it is community theater I'm not having that experience because I can see community theater everyone is blind no I have such a sensitivity

17:59Brittany Broski:not as much as I do I'm so community theater Like I have such a sensitivity and I think that everyone's really being blinded by just like the sheer fabulousness of it organically. I couldn't be blinded. I'm telling you, you're being blinded.

18:11Alan Cumming:You don't know.

18:11Claudia Oshry:No, I'm like sitting and like, wait, like ready to hate the thing. And I, but I don't hate it. It's just, I like it.

18:19Alan Cumming:It's him. He's getting such like so much worse as an actor. I like him. No, you'll see. He's getting so bad. Also, just as for George.

18:28Miley Cyrus:Who's George? The magazine. Oh my God. Okay. the magazine I get and you said he's like giving loser because he like couldn't pass the bar and

18:35Claudia Oshry:like yes when you look at his like life it's like but I mean the expectations he has to live up to

18:39Brittany Broski:are impossible like yes but he's giving loser not only because of the bar but because he's sort of aimless in his romantic life in his work life and he just continues to spiral until like something happens like sets him on a course um but like oh is that Jackie he's just like he's like this grown loser man playing you know football in the park with his friends and his friends are losers too

18:58Alan Cumming:And you'll see like, okay. Okay. He's a loser. I don't know if he was at the time and did people know they like America adored him. They didn't think he was like this aimless loser, but Ryan Murphy obviously hates him because he's like a loser.

19:08Claudia Oshry:Oh, I'm getting cutie vibes still. Daryl. He's pushing 40 at one point. Like you have to keep remembering that. In the first episodes, he's 31 and like for a man to be just like sort of getting serious then it's like, okay. It's fine. But he then starts pushing 40.

19:20Bowen Yang:Okay. And like he, like he's just a loser. Daryl Hannah, actress.

19:26Claudia Oshry:Sweet girl. Actress crush. She needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan. And she looks like, I don't know Daryl Hannah that well, but like, that's what I think Daryl Hannah looks like.

19:36Bowen Yang:I looked up Daryl Hannah. It's quite remarkable how similar they do look. Yeah. Yeah, but she wasn't right for him.

19:44Alan Cumming:Oh, and you're going to freak. There's like one random scene where we meet Carolyn Bessette's mom. She comes to her apartment. Do you know who plays her? I was, I seriously was like, what?

19:53Miley Cyrus:Ew.

19:55Alan Cumming:Constance Zimmer. Dana Gordon from Entourage.

19:59Bowen Yang:And then Unreal, the... Yeah, I know who that is. Aren't they the same age? Who? Like that actress and Carolyn? Yeah, no, I know.

20:06Alan Cumming:She's wearing like a full fake wig and like fake... It's so random. They like refuse to cast an old person. That's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, wait, what?

20:14Bowen Yang:Was she a young mom when she had Carolyn? We didn't get Carolyn's backstory yet. Oh, okay. In the book... And still no Carol Rodgerswell sightings. In the fake, what about a mention? Like, Carol and I had dinner. No. Okay. And I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right? Yeah. And he only gets more. I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing. Yeah. And then, like, something happens. Like, should we call Aunt Lee? So that's Anthony's mom, Lee Radswell. And Lee and Jackie are sisters. Yes. Yeah. And then. There's so many names because it's like Kennedy, but it's also Schlossberg.

20:46Bowen Yang:It's also. Who's Schlossberg? Caroline. Caroline gets married. Okay. And who's her husband? Schlossberg. And he's older? Yeah, he's like an old man. Yeah. And was that Jackie's last husband that was in the hospital with them in the episode where she fell in the horse? No, Jackie's husband is not in the show. Okay. I think at this point she's like a single man. Maybe it was Schlossberg again.

21:09Alan Cumming:Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryl Streep's daughter. Perfect casting. Like pure perfection.

21:18Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Like nothing to do with Meryl Streep's daughter. I actually wouldn't have realized and Zach told me. Yeah. Oh, wow. Like, is that? And I was like, I guess it is. It is. But it's not the Gilded Age one.

21:28Miley Cyrus:No, no, no. But is it the Mark Ronson one? Yes, yes. That's Mark Ronson's wife. Yeah. So weird. So much.

21:36Bowen Yang:Honestly, like my brain, it's like. The Kennedy charts are confusing because it's like Onassis.

21:40Brittany Broski:And that's the crazy thing about Jackie O, like the woman. When she was like the gal, the it gal, she was the first lady. She was Jackie Kennedy. Yeah. so like we call her Jackie O but like her heyday was Jackie Kennedy not her heyday like the pillbox hat like that's just Jackie yeah and so was he by the way I didn't put that together JFK is Jack that's so they were Jack and Jackie that's really cute okay so I will continue on my journey I do

22:08Bowen Yang:recommend the show like I know I talk like shit but it's very good I recommend it like I really

22:12Claudia Oshry:liked it considering I don't know why I just thought it when I feel like the last couple Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch I was like this isn't good yeah no for me he has a very wide

22:20Alan Cumming:range Ryan Murphy um and it doesn't include me in all of them yeah like especially the horror sort of like I mean I like the politician but in hindsight I love the politician I know but I have a blind spot like because like that's what I said it's difficult being Ben's plot's number

22:35Claudia Oshry:one hater he is so talented yeah but I actually didn't like the last seasons I mean they lost

22:40Brittany Broski:the high school was like where it was at they lost the plot but the beginning was so good it was it

22:44Claudia Oshry:It was a moment in time.

22:45Brittany Broski:It should have been one season.

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27:22Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turt. You're welcome. Our first story, the BAFTAs, were last night. Oh, dear. Lots of news out of the BAFTAs.

27:31Bowen Yang:Yeah, let's start with the good because I, yeah, let's start with the good. The good. William and Kate were there.

27:37Brittany Broski:William is tall. Do you feel like he was wearing lifts? No, he's tall.

27:40Alan Cumming:I know, but for the first time ever, like he actually looked like hot and tall to me. So I was like, something must be different.

27:44Bowen Yang:He's always been tall.

27:45Alan Cumming:I don't know. I feel like he's wearing lifts.

27:47Bowen Yang:No, maybe she was wearing lower shoes. But she also looked like she wasn't, you know? Not to be a theorist, just something to plant in your minds, guys. Why would he wear lifts now when he's been photographed in public? Everyone knows his exact height. Maybe like maybe things people won't notice.

28:00Alan Cumming:If he's going to start, you know, making changes, I do recommend plugs. Of course, he's too far gone. He's buzzed his head. It would be weird if he did plugs. You know, he definitely missed the boat.

28:12Jackie Oshry:But he's also like fully bald now. Like, I think he's like, I don't know if he buzzed it for a while. He just had like the Larry David ring. But last night he looks kind of like, well, he still has a ring, but it's like short.

28:24Bowen Yang:It's buzzed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Paul Mezcal and what's her name? Grissy Abrams walked the carpet together. I saw they were very touchy. He was grabbing your tush. Yeah. Like they just, yeah. They don't like do it for me.

28:39Claudia Oshry:But like for someone seeing that was like when I saw Kylie and Timothy on the carpet for the first time.

28:44Jackie Oshry:No, it's everything. And I do feel like, you know, debuting at the BAFTAs is very elegant. Kind of how like Kylie and Timothy debuted at like that random Parisian award show.

28:51Alan Cumming:Yeah, like the David Awards. The something awards. I think they were the Davids.

28:55Bowen Yang:I don't even want to know what they were called. Do you know what I mean? Because it's better not to know. It was definitely the Davids. And I want to say thank you to David. I think it was like a first and last name.

29:05Brittany Broski:Like the David Romanoff Awards.

29:06Claudia Oshry:It was like the David Palazzo Awards.

29:08Alan Cumming:Yeah, the David Venice Awards. Venice and David. I want to watch those awards every year. Just to relive the magic.

29:16Brittany Broski:Yeah. And then, of course, like something so horrible happened. Yes.

29:20Jackie Oshry:I.

29:24Jackie Oshry:I actually don't have words I and like I don't know who's like what people like who's wrong or who's right I just don't like as an empath and like just a human with eyes watching

29:35Claudia Oshry:so here's what happened if anyone wants sorry yeah while um Michael B Jordan and was presenting with Delroy Lindo they're both in sinners they were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire, and Ash. And they're both black. Yes. Simultaneously, there was a person in attendance who starred in a movie called I Swear,

29:55Bowen Yang:which is about Tourette's. He's the subject of the film and his struggle, and it's apparently an amazing movie. So obviously he was there. His name is John Davidson, and he has Tourette's,

30:04Claudia Oshry:and he was in the audience. And as the two of them were presenting, Tourette's compelled him to shout the N-word. And you hear it on the stream. They heard it presenting. Like they, you know, recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly. Oh, my God.

30:22Brittany Broski:It was my heart broke. Like the look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like disbelief, shock, but then also like showmanship. You know, the show must go on. Yeah. It was so devastating. And then like you learn Alan Cummings, who hosted the show, then like came out and said.

30:38Claudia Oshry:And he said, you may have noticed some strong language in the background there. This can be part of how Tourette syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience.

30:46Jackie Oshry:Right. It wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd. And like the fact that it can be explained, like, great. But it was so horrifying to watch.

30:58Bowen Yang:And I think, you know, people are also criticizing the BAFTAs because, you know, the BAFTAs is a prerecorded event. Yeah, it was on a delay and they could have cut it out. and I guess like them not cutting it out was you know even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having Tourette's and sure but even if they had cut it out which I guess would have

31:15Claudia Oshry:like you know helped everyone else who watched it and not had to right feel like it still happened yeah no it happened to Michael B Jordan yeah they still had to experience it like they couldn't cut

31:26Bowen Yang:it out in real time I don't know like I'm curious on what like their take is like now I'm knowing

31:32Jackie Oshry:yeah like of course like now we know they weren't actually you know being called a slur by like a racist person it was like this involuntary tick that just you know came out at the worst possible time um and i've seen varying takes online i don't like some of the takes being like well you know if

31:49Brittany Broski:you know that that's a possibility like you should leave and then you shouldn't be in a right and then other people being like well that's ableist like if he can't be in the same room as everyone else

31:55Jackie Oshry:like sure i don't know all i know is that what i saw was so like devastating and heartbreaking and like i just wanted to like give michael b jordan a hug yeah um i don't know what the right way to

32:05Claudia Oshry:handle it is it's just awful yeah i had also seen that he had said like one or two shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony like someone was appropriate yeah like he's like fuck off i mean that's so different than the oh yeah yeah but but it wasn't just one random tick

32:23Alan Cumming:it's terrible it's it is like bar none one of the worst clips i've seen yeah like it's it made me so sad and i feel like everyone is sort of like because it's like well you can't have an opinion

32:35Bowen Yang:on this because then you're ableist or racist. It's like who? Everyone's sort of like paralyzed in like where to go. But all I know is like I just.

32:42Alan Cumming:That shouldn't have happened. I agree. It was so terrible. And it just it clouded the whole night. No that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the BAFTAs. Yeah.

32:48Claudia Oshry:Yeah I was it probably wouldn't have been a story otherwise. William, Kate. It's nice to share. Sure. Kylie and Timothy were there. But at this point like they do everything together like pizza. They got pizza. They got pizza. They told us about the IMAX. Like honestly keep it in your pants. They told us about the IMAX. Timothy didn't interview with Matthew McConaughey his dad in Interstellar okay I think I need to watch

33:08Alan Cumming:Interstellar I had no idea Timothee Chalamet was in Interstellar yeah he is like in front of a truck

33:13Claudia Oshry:saying bye to his dad at one point I think it's like his first credit um and so they did an interview like you know in support of Marty Supreme where Matthew McConaughey interviewed him and Matthew McConaughey was like didn't your girlfriend like tell him what your girlfriend did and he rented out in her Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see Interstellar it's like favorite movie that he's also in that he's also in but he has like a very small role right but It's like, Timothy thinks it's the greatest movie of all time. That's so sweet. So I think I'll watch it. You should. One day.

33:40Alan Cumming:You're like kind of the new Club Chalamet. Because you know she retired. She moved on to, she chose another actor.

33:47Claudia Oshry:Like Club Chalamet and I are like at two different sides of the extreme.

33:51Brittany Broski:Right, because you're extreme like Kylie Chalamet and she's just Timothy.

33:55Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And if we could put our minds together, I think we could create something beautiful. Yeah.

33:59Alan Cumming:A coalition of sorts.

34:01Claudia Oshry:Yeah. But like I come at it from the Kylie aspect. and she's obviously team timothy yeah so timothy did not win the bafta for his movie okay that's actually marie supreme is now at like a record high of like losses for baftas like for baftas

34:16Bowen Yang:okay yeah but neither did leo i don't know who won that award oh yeah the guy with tourette's i saw his speech did he make his like an apology did he make a speech how did he have the speech

34:29Alan Cumming:i just saw him say he couldn't believe he was nominated in the same category as leo i don't know if he apologized or maybe it was before no but best actor wouldn't come before best visual right because he absolutely should have used the platform to apologize yeah no it was he did

34:43Claudia Oshry:apologize he won yeah yeah oof yikes yeah just yikes big yikes so that's the baftas in a nutshell Are you ready for our next story? Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus. Thank God. Spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah wig in a convertible. And let me tell you, I was transported. Was this 2020 or 2006? It's insane how like all it takes is the wig. No, but like her face, everything about her face is clearly the same. Plus the sunglasses. Well, not the teeth. Okay. In these far away pictures, her mouth. I hope she wears the snaggle tooth. Because these pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago.

35:26Jackie Oshry:And I saw like a clip of her wearing the wig on stage, like in a full costume, like concert.

35:32Miley Cyrus:Let's get crazy.

35:34Brittany Broski:So it looks like, get up and down. It looks like the description they released for the celebration, 20 years, whatever.

35:44Alan Cumming:Everything I've seen visually kind of negates that. I haven't seen her like sitting down in an interview style.

35:49Bowen Yang:So. Yeah, well, we haven't seen that because it'd be on a soundstage. Yeah, but they would normally release pictures and stuff. Oh, well, maybe. These are paparazzi pictures. Yeah, but I haven't seen anything that looks boring. Everything I've seen looks good. Okay, great.

36:04Alan Cumming:It's just what I heard, the description.

36:06Claudia Oshry:Yeah, yeah, but I'm hoping onto those notes. Let's get crazy.

36:12Jackie Oshry:Get up and zip. What's your favorite Hannah Montana song?

36:14Bowen Yang:Oh, not Miley. Not Miley. Not me, Miley Cyrus. No, not Can't Be Tamed era. like no no but even like from Hannah Montana like seven things yeah no no no no just Hannah

36:26Claudia Oshry:just Hannah okay I love Nobody's Perfect I really do it's a perfect song um

36:35Claudia Oshry:I love This Is The Life

36:40Claudia Oshry:the climb is is a fusion but yeah I would consider that like a Miley song actually and you'll always find your way back home okay my honorary mention you'll always find your way That might be my number one, but it's not the era I'm talking about. Written by Taylor Swift. No, it's like, it's, you know, the first two albums.

36:57Bowen Yang:Okay, so my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era, but it's a Hannah song. He could be the one.

37:02Claudia Oshry:Okay.

37:02Bowen Yang:No, but that's season three. That counts. Yeah. And would you consider Butterfly Fly Away? No, she's not wearing the wig.

37:09Alan Cumming:Yeah, because you know, that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born. So love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings it. She's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being Miley.

37:16Bowen Yang:Yeah. She's just being Miley. The next time we hang out I will redeem myself My heart can't rest till then That's harmony!

37:26Miley Cyrus:Yeah, that's what she does

37:27Bowen Yang:I can't wait to see you again That song was a cultural reset You know what's my favorite trend right now? What?

37:39Claudia Oshry:People harmonizing with Wide Awake

37:44Bowen Yang:Thunder Rumbling Yeah I didn't know that was happening Why is that happening? I love it. I don't know. But like, I'm so happy for Katy Perry. Like she just sort of needed this.

37:53Miley Cyrus:I need very neutral, positive.

37:55Claudia Oshry:I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify. Like take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying. It's a nice trend.

38:06Miley Cyrus:Thunder rumbling. Castles crumbling.

38:11Brittany Broski:I am trying to hold on. I'm wide awake. God knows that I tried seeing the bright side That's a good song. Yeah. So much has happened to Katy Perry that clouded the fact that a lot of her music is amazing. I'm falling from cloud nine This is the part of me That's one of the best songs ever made. You think so? That you're never gonna ever take away from me You think so?

38:44Alan Cumming:Yeah, it's like a perfect pop song. I think like Charlie Puth would agree.

38:47Bowen Yang:Oh, we need to get Charlie Puth on the show. I agree. And like ask him what he thinks about like a hundred songs. Let's see when Charlie Puth is going to be in New York or Florida. And let's get him on the show. I agree. I want to have him on the show. I want to harmonize with him. I want to have a show where we only interview Charlies. We do like a deep dive. Maybe that's like a passion project for you with the redheads. No, like. Fine. Can you interview Charlie Hope?

39:09Alan Cumming:I love her. Who's that? You know her because you played her song the other day. She makes like music for kids That's not annoying as fuck She has like a kind of like very Like sort of like Mumford and Sons type of voice

39:21Brittany Broski:Over in the meadow Where the sun and the sun I lived a little meadow virtle And a little turtle dove Beep said the lion Beep beep Yeah she has so many bops And then of course The green grass grew all around All around And the green grass grew all around

39:39Bowen Yang:She's a great Charlie You could interview on your Charlie series And also Charlie Who's on the season of Southern Charm Of course I'd love to speak to The King Charlie the King Who's Charlie the King?

39:53Miley Cyrus:Who's Charlie the King?

39:54Bowen Yang:You'll get there just King Charles Yeah That will be like We can end the podcast Yeah of course There will be a mini series Yes That only ends You have to keep going Until King Charlie Yeah but like Do I have to have Charlie XCX

40:08Miley Cyrus:On my podcast? No Okay She doesn't have an E at the end And so she's exempt. No, but there's all different spellings of Charlie. I have to Charlie who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island. Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I think it could be really great. I can't wait to tune in. We should do like another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children. That would be like really. Because everyone's looking for an angle, right? Ruben Stuttered.

40:37Brittany Broski:Here we come. I actually would love to fucking talk to Ruben Stutter. Right? Like he raised a generation of.

40:43Alan Cumming:Harry Jousey.

40:45Bowen Yang:I mean, you just, you would create the podcast just so you could interview Harry Jousey. Because I know you're like obsessed with him in secret. I think we had him on the show. Oh no, we had him on our.

40:51Miley Cyrus:Spotify audio canceled show. Breaking bread. Yeah. I think everyone's looking for an angle. Yeah.

40:57Claudia Oshry:Like who should, like everyone interviews celebrities on their podcast. How can we make it different? We found our angle.

41:03Jackie Oshry:Here's how. So I guess I'll have to name my next child Taylor.

41:07Claudia Oshry:1000 % and you could do it for a boy or a girl. Love that.

41:11Alan Cumming:Crushing it.

41:12Bowen Yang:Yeah. What was the story?

41:15Claudia Oshry:Miley spotted.

41:16Bowen Yang:Oh, okay. So Faith Abyssal restored. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited. We got the party with us. Oh, people were also saying Jonas Brothers. She sort of invented them. We got the party with us. Like kind of. No, but they are a big part of the Hannah family. The lore, yeah. And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this. I wonder if David Archuleta will join. What's their song?

41:41Alan Cumming:Come on.

41:42Bowen Yang:What's the song? It's like. Oh, it's like. It's like the worst song.

41:48Miley Cyrus:Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Let me look it up.

41:52Bowen Yang:Let me just go to that season three. It's like, it's kind of like reggae, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to know where you are.

42:00Brittany Broski:I want to find out what you know. And maybe someday down the road, I'll sit back and say to myself, I thought so. The worst song.

42:09Alan Cumming:That's probably my least favorite Hannah Montana song.

42:12Claudia Oshry:Oh, that's funny. We could also do least favorites. No, I just did it. So. Make some noise is good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a million. Life's what you make it. Oh, I can't do this right now. I'll do this in my car on the way. In private.

42:26Bowen Yang:Are you ready for our next story? What, number three? Number three.

42:29Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bo and Yang, Brittany Broski and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format. So they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night, so to speak, talk show.

42:49Brittany Broski:It's interesting. I don't disagree in the sense that like this is where people come to promote projects.

42:56Jackie Oshry:Late night was a lot of things. Yes, it was that it was also sort of like a center of comedy. I don't think

43:04Brittany Broski:that I don't know it's an imperfect thesis but it's not wrong in the sense that like podcasts are the new frontier and if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy they would do call her daddy although the Alex Cooper erasure in this Batman Bear article is weird because you have to give her credit like she really did maybe not invent this template but like she is the biggest

43:25Bowen Yang:stop yeah like that's what call her daddy is now is like even though I do think Jake Shane is like giving her a run for her money yeah but he's

43:31Brittany Broski:included so here's who they share they share quenlin blackwell quen sorry quen um i feel like

43:38Jackie Oshry:she's so many things but an interviewer is not one of them i know she has like a series but

43:45Bowen Yang:for the statement that they're trying to make about like celebrity interview late nights i don't know do celebrities like go on her platform i don't feel like they do britney broski same with that um i know she has a podcast and i feel like it's very very funny and it's like

44:00Jackie Oshry:kind of like satirical about herself, but I don't know that she interviews a lot of people.

44:04Alan Cumming:She doesn't.

44:05Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Is Chicken Chop on here? Yeah, she wasn't there.

44:09Bowen Yang:Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name. PT's son? I literally. Shapiro Barnum.

44:17Jackie Oshry:Recess therapy.

44:18Claudia Oshry:I'm sorry, but if you don't know who that person is, I think we have a.

44:21Alan Cumming:Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what?

44:27Bowen Yang:From the love of corn.

44:28Jackie Oshry:How does somebody have 8 million followers and I don't know them? You should go on that podcast. It was a quarantine podcast. He was in a quarantine podcast with family when he decided to create an online talk show. Then he hit on the idea of recess therapy in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young kids about everything from love of corn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum is embarking on an ambitious new project. Outside tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool.

44:55Jackie Oshry:I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything. I just want to say.

44:57Claudia Oshry:Well, if they're talking about people who love corn, you should go on.

44:59Jackie Oshry:You know I love corn.

45:01Claudia Oshry:That was a very meaty sentence, you know?

45:04Alan Cumming:Yeah, to their love of Shakespeare. And then Brittany Broski, Broski Nation,

45:10Jackie Oshry:she started something called Royal Court. Medieval sleepover vibes. I haven't seen it, just want to say.

45:19Claudia Oshry:Medieval sleepover vibes.

45:20Brittany Broski:And yes, I know, okay, so Gwen Blackwell has a, like it's like a cooking show. I've seen the Addison Rae one. Guests like Addison Rae and Lil Nas X. Okay, fun. I don't feel like that's replacing late night. Just not to be like a bitch.

45:34Claudia Oshry:Keep going to the ones that I know.

45:37Brittany Broski:Oh, Kareem Rama. I know him. Subway takes. Have you seen?

45:40Bowen Yang:He interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest takes. I mean, yeah, he's very interesting. And yeah, that's like the stuff that people do when they're promoting stuff. Now they go on like, you know, where he's had like he has major people type stuff. He has major people.

45:55Jackie Oshry:I agree. Same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. they are a stop they are a stop press jump same with amelia de maldenberg who's chicken shop girl

46:05Brittany Broski:um she's like the interviewer she gets everyone yes z way absolutely a press stop for people

46:12Jackie Oshry:sean evans who created hot ones yes yes hot wings thing yeah absolutely jake shane absolutely

46:19Brittany Broski:okay that was it so i feel like they got a lot of the people that i agree um i feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this and then they threw in a couple of randos but alex super really should be there yeah i don't feel like they left her out i feel like she very much

46:33Alan Cumming:like stands alone you know like i could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where like really not everyone is like doing the same thing that she is you know i could see her saying no honestly um who else do i feel like they're missing oh well i'm chair expert oh yeah but

46:48Claudia Oshry:then it's just like podcasters yeah yeah i can understand my like then it's just like then name every podcast it's not podcast it's people who are shattering the talk show format good hang

46:57Bowen Yang:She should have been on here. I just want to say.

46:59Claudia Oshry:Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, that is shattering the talk show format. But then it's just a list of podcasts. Right. Which, you know, I love a list of podcasts.

47:05Alan Cumming:So this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer, I just want to say. Not Amy Schumer, excuse me. Amy Poehler.

47:12Jackie Oshry:The new late night is lo-fi and unpredictable. And live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before.

47:23Brittany Broski:That's funny. Okay, so they're saying digital creators. Fine. So I guess that's not Amy Poehler.

47:27Claudia Oshry:Yeah, and like things that are more than just like talk, you know, like chicken chop is really the new carpool karaoke.

47:32Brittany Broski:Yes, it's a very new format. It's very cool. Nobody's doing it. Agreed. Cool beans. And they have people on there like Brittany Broski and Quinn who I think have the format, but I don't know that they have the guests yet. Yeah. So we'll see. Maybe they're giving them like the Vanity Fair stamp of approval. I like that. I feel like the late show format is like so old and some of them are doing everything they can to hang on. and Jimmy Fallon's doing a great job.

47:57Bowen Yang:I also want to say like, this is just stating the obvious. Well, of course, this is not an original. Yeah.

48:03Claudia Oshry:Like the late show format has been felt old for, like people have been doing this for like a couple of years now. So like, thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know.

48:10Bowen Yang:Unlike Cynthia Reveal, we did know that this was happening, but good for you. For stating it. For joining us up here.

48:17Miley Cyrus:Welcome.

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52:50Claudia Oshry:Thank you, Turteen. My pleasure, Turteen. Our next story, speaking of the youngsters. What are they doing now? Braxton and Olivia Jade were spotted flirting with each other at Palm Tree Music Festival. So there's a lot going on because Dumois received a tip that Braxton and Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm Tree Festival this weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night. Yeah, and then we saw a picture. We saw a picture of them talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to, you know, put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earl taking a selfie at the music festival.

53:27Bowen Yang:And then Alex Earl reshared it to her stories. So is that what you would do with a girl who's flirting with your ex-man? I just want to say, like, there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton.

53:40Alan Cumming:Like, for a million reasons, I just want to say I feel like I know Olivia Jade. Probably better than anyone in this world. Like, probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. Like, I just know her. I'm sorry. Like she's on like a different level in terms of like, she was just dating Jacob Lorty. Sorry. She's not slumming it with Braxton. And I don't think it's out of like a loyalty or anything to Alex Earl. I don't think they're like best friends. I just, I'm telling you they're, they're not compatible. Like maybe he's interested. She's not.

54:05Miley Cyrus:What about love? Like what does she just like?

54:07Bowen Yang:I'm so sick of you saying that. Okay. Like it seems like everybody loves Braxton. That's actually not true. I just know Sophia Culpo is like vomiting from this. Why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton? I think two people loved Braxton. Maybe actually probably a lot of people love Braxton, like his family and stuff. No, no, but like girls, like it seems he seems like a really nice guy.

54:26Claudia Oshry:I mean, he's got something. Aside from the Sofia Coppola murkiness, you know, which she doesn't have good things to say about him. Yeah. But I saw like and I don't know what happened between the two of them, but it seems like they had a good relationship and they were relationing. And Alex and Braxton as well. And I just I feel like he's a lover boy, as the kids say.

54:44Bowen Yang:He's kind of like a serial dater. He's just looking for a good woman. Well, look elsewhere. Because leave Olivia Jade out of this. Would you rather her be with Jacob Elordi or Braxton? I don't think it's so clear. Oh my God. They're on different levels. Like they're on different planets.

55:02Claudia Oshry:Or Austin Butler. Did she date him? No, she just like operates in the same circle.

55:06Alan Cumming:It's next.

55:06Bowen Yang:She just dated Jacob Elordi who dated Kyager or who dated Austin Butler. Would you rather her date Austin Butler or Braxton? Braxton. That's more interesting to me. We are aligned.

55:15Brittany Broski:But I don't think she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's going to date next. But one thing about Olivia Jade. Our new man. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube, you've noticed. We've got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to paint BMOTW on this,

55:30Alan Cumming:just so people know what the frame is for. This is Axel Dumois, the CEO of Hermes. And in this photo, he's standing in front of a Birkin, which feels right. He's also got a, I want to say an iPad in his hands that's leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory, because it has a little A and a G on it. Very Hermes.

55:47Claudia Oshry:Abusing the facilities.

55:48Alan Cumming:And as you know, he's a CEO of Hermes, and he also is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him businessman of the week.

55:58Bowen Yang:It's not that hard. It's literally not that hard. Just don't be a pedophile. And don't hang out with them. Yeah. And actively avoid them.

56:06Claudia Oshry:Yeah. And don't give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile. That's really it. The bar is in hell, my friends, my fellow businessmen. Yet some people can't meet it.

56:16Bowen Yang:It's okay.

56:16Claudia Oshry:You know who's my businessman of the week? And if we ever are like running low. Ourselves? Kevin O 'Leary. Oh, actually, love that. So like just always keep him.

56:26Miley Cyrus:He's waiting in the way. We could always throw a shark in there.

56:28Bowen Yang:Oh, no, but just Kevin. Well, yeah, I'm glad to hear you say that and not your boyfriend, Robert Herjavek, because

56:33Alan Cumming:he'll never be my businessman of the week.

56:34Claudia Oshry:Well, he's like, I think he could be man of the week. But as far as business, I don't love him because of his business savvy.

56:40Alan Cumming:And I know this is crazy to say because he is a shark and like a billionaire many times over, but I actually don't think he's a good businessman. I think he just got lucky. That's really funny. And I really believe that. Well, he was like. But I don't believe that Olivia Jade is dating Braxton or even entertaining it.

56:54Bowen Yang:Like you're allowed to talk. And you're allowed to like flirt at a music festival. Like not everything is a binding marital contract. The photo of them is from Mary Lou's in Palm Beach.

57:02Brittany Broski:So it's like a really small space. They're just like talking closely, which is what you do in a crowded facility. There's no, I mean, this is probably like famous last words. There's no way.

57:12Claudia Oshry:Famous last words. You know, they have Mahjong night there. Do they? Yeah. I think you sent it to me. Oh. We gotta go.

57:20Alan Cumming:I'm always sending things. Like, so don't ever reference something I sent. I know.

57:24Claudia Oshry:Because sometimes Zach, I'll like be in the room, like sending shit on Instagram.

57:28Miley Cyrus:And he goes. Just like firing it off. Firing off to all my channels. Yeah, of course. I have like my Jewish things, my mahjong things, my funny things, my relationship things. And then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch and he's like, oh, that was so interesting. Like you sent me, why'd you send me that? I'm like. You're gonna have to be more specific. I'm like, I have no idea.

57:47Alan Cumming:when I'm like breastfeeding there's like well I don't breastfeed anywhere when I was breastfeeding like I would fire off I get in like modes where like don't ask me what I'm talking about because I don't know which one are you referring to that can't be held responsible even though if you send

57:59Bowen Yang:me something that I've sent you like I bitch I sent that like I was I was aware I don't think I've ever sent you something that oh my god literally happened yesterday you sent me no you

58:06Miley Cyrus:might have already seen it no you didn't send no I did send oh unless you like send it in a text no I don't send in a text sometimes I send in a text if I want to send to the whole family like hey guys check this out you're gonna love this

58:25Miley Cyrus:and I'm a big sender like when you're on my distro I would say I'm probably like number one on your distro you are number one on my distro you're number one on mine too you could have insulted no no I wouldn't lie you are once you're on my distro you better turn notifications Position's up. Yeah. It's coming down.

58:47Alan Cumming:They made it too easy on Reels to like send things to someone.

58:50Brittany Broski:Yeah. Because on TikTok, like I have to download or send a link. They make it really hard. On Instagram, you just press share. They don't even send you like message sent. Like I just know that it made it there. Yeah.

58:58Bowen Yang:Yeah. They've got it down over there.

59:00Claudia Oshry:And then sometimes I want to send something to like you and Ben. But I don't want to send it to a group chat. Send separately. I send separately.

59:06Bowen Yang:It's very different. I love that button. It's very different. Or you can send separately or create group. But it's not a group vibe.

59:13Claudia Oshry:Some things are group vibe, but most of the time we need to have individual discussions. I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is for you? Which is for your two favorite topics. Okay.

59:27Alan Cumming:Hairspray is coming back and Matthew Morrison is playing Courtney Collins. Similar. Okay. Bonnie Blue is pregnant. Okay.

59:35Bowen Yang:So what are my two favorite things? Babies. Motherhood and Bonnie Blue. Okay. The whore is pregnant.

59:39Claudia Oshry:Somebody might need to retake sex ed because adult content creator Bonnie Blue says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men. And she seems genuinely caught off guard. Didn't she already say? Didn't she do this once? Yeah, and it was like a prank. Yeah, well, so in this video, she takes a pregnancy test, which ends up being positive. She said, guys, I am definitely pregnant, like fully pregnant. So I'm going to have to chat GPT what to do next because I'm actually not quite sure. I don't know. Later, she went to a technician for an ultrasound, which confirmed the pregnancy.

1:00:09Claudia Oshry:She asked, oh, is that a baby? That's actually crazy. It's actually not that crazy. Like that happens when you have sex. However, in 2025, she told us weekly she wished she could get pregnant. However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's like a very vague statement. She could have had an IUD in like she's not in a position where she could fall pregnant naturally.

1:00:27Bowen Yang:Or, you know, she's infertile.

1:00:28Claudia Oshry:Right. No, but it also could just be because she's on birth control.

1:00:31Alan Cumming:This story just feels like a trap. I don't really know what to say.

1:00:34Bowen Yang:Obviously, a baby is a blessing. I don't think it's true.

1:00:37Claudia Oshry:and if it is true maybe it will be just the thing to set her on the right path you know motherhood

1:00:42Alan Cumming:changes a person of course but then you're also just like subjecting somebody to being like the child of bonnie blue like she's gonna get bullied or hey like you know oh for sure like bonnie would need to like change her name live anonymously move to like seriously like indonesia and just

1:00:58Bowen Yang:i think she went there and like things got crazy had sex with a thousand indonesians Yeah.

1:01:03Alan Cumming:That does sound like something she would do. So Bonnie. I can't stand her. Like, I hate to even choose this as a story. Like, I think that she's all that's wrong with the world.

1:01:12Claudia Oshry:Beyond that, you know, it's like, I don't think there's anyone that's like, this is really great for women. Like, we feel really empowered. It's bad for everyone.

1:01:19Alan Cumming:We feel empowered by this. And the men. Let's interview a man who has had sex with her. Like, how big of a loser are you? Oh, yeah.

1:01:25Bowen Yang:You lined up with 400 other guys. I don't know who's a bigger loser. Like, her or them. I think the men. Yeah, it's really disgusting.

1:01:31Claudia Oshry:And like also like a little gay making money.

1:01:33Brittany Broski:But don't you think it's also a little gay like to have sex with somebody like literally while the other guy's penis is still out?

1:01:39Bowen Yang:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gross. Like I think she's so like what kind of man does these things?

1:01:45Claudia Oshry:That's a whole other question. I hate her. Yeah. I don't think it's I don't want to like really have to consider like if it is true. And I just don't think it is true. I think it's like, you know, another ruse. That we fell for. because I really think like when she's having sex with 400 men like you know she has to be taking every step during the ovulation window I would hope and like are like are they like it's

1:02:10Bowen Yang:unprotected what in this one it was unprotected sex you had 400 unprotected that's what it said usually they do use condoms yes but also my question was actually not if they were using

1:02:21Claudia Oshry:ejaculate thank you yeah I think so otherwise it's like is that does it count I don't think it counts i think it does count but okay it's not like a one pump i guess that's how she did like a thousand in one day it was a couple pumps like a pump or two i guess however much they paid for it and they paying i don't think so or the i think she paid no because then it's prostitution i think just the subscribers pay to watch yeah of course but no yeah you're right

1:02:47Alan Cumming:so um foul like foul and i i seriously like i will pray for you in a meaningful way I will pray for you

1:02:56Claudia Oshry:those are the fast five stories not so fast

1:02:59Alan Cumming:I can't thank you enough for choosing that one

1:03:01Claudia Oshry:oh I know you like love to talk about her but it just got too real my role model she's

1:03:06Bowen Yang:um okay well that's our show we did like TV recap at the beginning sure you know slay the house down boots

1:03:14Brittany Broski:yeah that's that on that we'll see you tomorrow thank you so much for listening to The Toast the millennial morning show

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