I Love Your Family, Brooks: Thursday, September 18th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy thursday not to be an ungrateful wench it should be friday um hello to my co-host slash outfit stealer slash like single white female jacqueline foley oh my god twin we keep doing this i like to think of it because like we're like-minded swirlies and we are just so simpatico but sure make it nasty make it nasty that if you're tuning like such cuties if you're tuning in as an audio only podcast first of all thank you for joining us. We're so happy to have you here. You might not notice Jack and I are wearing the same exact outfit, like different brands, but it's just like a great sweatsuit.

0:59Is yours like cashmere-y? So let's talk about the fact that my outfit's more expensive than yours. I feel like you would want to hide that from people. I know, because I really am so relatable, and I'm going to be completely honest, like I did not pay for my outfit. It was gifted, which is why it's more expensive, but like, actually both of our outfits are from Toast sponsors. Jackie's suit is from Loft. Yes. Mine is from Roller Rabbit. Yeah, a little French brand, Roller Rabbit. It's French. No, when I say it like that, it is. Roller Rabbit. It's just Roller Rabbit. Anything can be French. Just ask Belly.

1:35Oh, I did not watch the Summer I Turn Pretty finale. It aired last night. Please don't tell me what happened. We have Summer I Turn Pretty story, so we could talk about Shayla. We do. They made major news last night. Well, I didn't watch the episode, so. It's not about the episode. No, no, I just, can you just save it for tomorrow? it's about the format no no can you please just save it for tomorrow okay okay thank you anyways yes mine is the less expensive version which is just like slay yeah you just wouldn't expect that one of us would be wearing like a french brand and the other would be wearing like french like my outfit's expensive bitch like well i think we both look cute i think we both look gorgeous and it just like goes to show like this was the vibe for like confirmed when i was putting this on i was like oh is it like cashmere set time and confirmed it is oh my god we're so gray we are and it's thursday you know this was all we wanted yesterday like we have to be happy with what we have i know i know i know it's great news it's it's fine news it's the latter half of the week it's not the latter half of the latter half but i'll take what i can get yeah but then friday you know it's just a whole other bag thursday is a great day thursday's a great day it's good we're together virtually but still together you know in spirit that's always good you know we have to find the positive in life i'm i found it like i woke up i'm like thursdays let's get this bread i started a loaf how's ben's loaves going is he making a loaf like every day So he's made two loaves.

3:12Oh. And we've eaten them like into completion, you know? And he's just like not understanding that like now that I've had loaf, like I need to have loaf every day. So when he gets up, like I get up and I feed Ruby and he should be getting up and feeding his starter. And like he's not in that cycle yet. It was like a fun thing for him. I feel like I could see him getting off of it, you know? No, I thought he was making bread every day, which is what he should be doing because practice makes perfect. Like you're only going to get better. You have to troubleshoot, keep feeding the starter. like you'll learn more and more every day and the good news is you are eating all that bread so it's not like it's wasteful no he should be making a loaf a day I know I feel like you know a 1950s husband get back in the kitchen yeah make me a sandwich literally make me a sandwich yeah that's surprising only two loaves I know um I'll reach out to him and I'll let him know he's got his stuff I know and he said this morning he fed the starter but I just like they're not happening in organized fashion that's not a milestone like yeah like i think he was saying like it's on its way you'll get it later tonight great um i did have a fabulous night though i went to polo bar yeah the hot spot i mentioned and you know what like i was having such a nice time with ben anniversary dinner oh it didn't click for me you kept saying like you were going out and i'm like where are you going and you said polo bar but i didn't realize your anniversary dinner yes yeah and like i was just you know it's such a hot spot it's like a fabulous restaurant because it's like delicious food but it's also a real restaurant actually wouldn't it is a hot spot but like that's when i you said hot spot i thought you would mean like you know or the french corner or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah corner corner table whatever um part of the fun is like people watching right like your head is on a swivel because i've seen the craziest people there but you know they gave us a really nice little corner booth me and ben it was so intimate because they knew we were celebrating our anniversary and like ben gave a gift and we had and i hadn't caught up i hadn't seen ben all day something i'm returning um i hadn't seen ben all day and so like i didn't really get a chance to swivel my head and i didn't see any celebrities which is like so rare and especially week month yeah i year i was like mad at myself when i left i'm like wait i didn't see anyone but that doesn't mean nobody was there you know i think you would have seen them maybe no i'm there we were tucked away oh maybe you were the celebrity everyone was looking at i just want to say there was like probably eight toasters at polo bar like i maybe it was an off night but i was definitely the most famous person there which is not a good look for polo bar but yeah big fish small pond you know yeah well that's very sweet happy anniversary to you too thank you so much i love your love lishes i love your parents ruby somebody commented that on my tiktok it was so sweet that's so sweet like seriously too cute too i actually went into my dropbox um and watched a bunch of my wedding footage and first of all you were so cute at my wedding like we talk a lot about how i looked at my wedding um but we don't talk about how you looked because you were in your bob era and you know i live for your bob era even though like the most turny thing ever when you came and told the family you're like I'm thinking of getting a bob I was like well I wish you well goodbye um and I loved it so much like you need to get back in your bob era I will when I'm at a point in my life where my weight isn't changing by the minute I will get a bob but I don't have that sort of stability right now and I need hair you were just like cuter like cute as a button at my wedding with your little bob oh my god thank you so much my little David's bridal bridesmaid dress I also want to say I I slayed the house down with those.

6:54It was actually Vera Wang for David's Bridal, and it was sponsored. You're welcome. No, no, no. Like, I loved our dresses. My bridesmaids looks amazing. It was Vera Wang for David's Bridal. I didn't realize the Vera Wang connection. I just thought it was David's Bridal. I remember being, like, so happy with how we all looked. I thought you all looked great. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. That was earnest. A fun fact about me, something I feel really good about, is at, so far, two of my sister's weddings, I actually really liked the way that I looked. because my weight, my looks have fluctuated so much over the years.

7:22There are time periods where I'll look at a picture and truly fucking hate it. But I look back on pictures from your wedding, pictures from Olivia's wedding really fondly. I think I loved my dresses. I looked so cute. I'm like a normal weight. I'm not like super skinny. I'm not super fat. I'm just normal girl. And it's giving normie and I love it. And we got married two months apart so you were the same person for both. Okay, don't be rude. It wasn't like two different journeys. No, I had two beautiful eras. Yeah, you did. I agree. No, we kind of crushed it. We're just like, we're the Nader sisters.

7:50We're so gorgeous. Oh, Brooks Nader was on Watch, Rappin' Live. I know. And again, first of all, it was perfect. My Ozempic King and my Ozempic Queen, Andy and Brooks. And then Mark Ronson was there. Like, okay, it should have been a one-on-one. Everything I've seen so far was Brooks this, Brooks that, Carlos Alperaz. I mean, everything is Brooks. I have a story about it if you want to table your opinions. But I did watch last night what I said I was going to watch and something that really brought my husband and I together, which is the Cowboys documentary America's Team. I saw it on Netflix and I almost watched it.

8:23How was you finish it? No, I think we're in the middle of the third episode. I don't know how many there are, but like we're in the 90s. So I think we have some time. It's very dense, though. I feel like dedicated to it. One, because I want to have an understanding of the Cowboys, why they're America's Team. Like I really want to. Do you feel like you get it yet? Yes. And what I what I'll say is they were coined America's Team in the 70s. they were like larger than life you know so american is so winning blah blah blah it's not like the term america's team is like up for grabs and every few they made it up right so like that's their thing if someone else wants to like go and call themselves america's team it's like get your own tagline yeah okay that's fair that's how i feel about it now where it's not like in the 70s we voted that they're going to be america's team and now we have to we should really reassess it's like no that they claimed that let them have it whether or not they're the best team at all times also not to make everything about me but you talking about your netflix documentary there was one thing i totally forgot to tell you about the charlie sheen documentary that to me i don't know if anybody else picked up on this but it was the most interesting part at one point charlie like overdoses or something happens where he goes to the hospital and they have the 911 call of the person who called it in and it's dr paul Nassif.

9:39He said, hey, my buddy Charlie Sheen just called me. He didn't sound well. Can you send an ambulance to his house? Yeah. Not Paul Nassif saving Charlie Sheen's life. Literally all roads lead back to Bravo. That's crazy. Good for him. That's a good doctor. I know. I feel like he's not getting enough credit for his life-saving work. Speaking of doctor, I went to the doctor yesterday. No one commented on my weight loss. I heard you got a fistful of fists. I got a fistful of doctor. I had a pelvic exam. like literally up to his elbow in my face. You got fisted. Oh my God. OMG. I'm so sorry. There's really nothing to say except I'm sorry that that happened.

10:14It was wild. It was wild. That's what I did yesterday. It's literally insane what we have to deal with. No, it's insane. I just want to say. While you were getting a fistful of doctor, I had the most amazing rep for lunch yesterday. Like it was just a good rep. Oh, yum. Oh my God. I wanted to tell you something. And I need to get your take on it because I stopped in for a coffee shop for a light bite. Of course, I got a salad. Can't help myself. From a coffee shop? They have like food. They have a menu. Okay. And the guy at the coffee shop, he said, you look like one of those new dolls. Like a little boo-boo.

10:52Oh. I think that's a compliment. Leboos are like so little cutesy. You look like a little boo-boo, but pregnant. and i was like thanks i think so obviously this person is autistic so let's just like acknowledge that because like no one with like normal social like boundaries would say something like that now let's dissect the compliment i do think it's a compliment like when i hear like anything associated like doll i'm like thanks team unless it's like the chucky doll right but there are some laboobos like some are really cute and some are like demonic looking i think that's their thing so oh really yeah i've seen one that's that that like look like really scary can i ask you a question what were you wearing what i wore on the toast yesterday my um i was wearing pants like this actually gray cashmere not the same ones i did change my pants a t-shirt and the green sweater and like my hair in a bun i'm just looking up a picture of a labubu

11:54not like 100 seeing the resemblance but it's not an insult i didn't take it as one but it was just funny to me. It's a crazy thing to say. Normalize keeping things to yourself. But he chose the right girl because I'm not easily offended. Water off a duck's back. I'm like, where's my salad? Yeah, would it be a salad? I did also get a piece of toast, but it wasn't so good. Oh, wow. She's crazy. I thought you were going to say I also did get a chocolate croissant. It was like a crazy piece of toast. It was like honey and nuts and cheese on it. Honey and nuts and cheese oh my yeah but it was just too much for me had to stick with my salad much too good for children oh yeah where's that from matilda yeah i know i'm just going off of our thing i like accountability for our references we are acknowledging and um sourcing our references yeah i like that and it also is much too good for children it's good for me in the way like you know in the files of my brain where do i file it away i'm sure you saw everybody screaming at you in the comments yesterday that you actually can vote 10 times per couple on Dancing with the Stars.

13:03I just wanted to spread that information. We message received. I saw it, but, and I know people are like, no, like you could vote for every couple 10 times. Then what's the point of voting? If you can, not only that, if you can vote for everyone and you could vote for each couple 10 times fine, but you shouldn't be allowed to like, they just want thousands of votes. I think they just get money every time you send a text. Because what's the tip? Why would you be able to vote for the same couple 10 times wouldn't that have the same value of everybody's just voting once it's preposterous and the fact that then you could vote for each couple 10 times and so you could vote for every single couple they just want volumes of text messages that's not a good voting system it's definitely like a scam 100 and i think they can say well we've got 30 million votes well you actually got 3 million votes but everybody did it 10 times so like that's it's silly i agree but i do think my one vote for whitney and my one vote for alex really moved the needle.

13:55I do think I kind of liked your like you have 10 votes to give away. It's kind of like the last round of quiplash. You have 10 votes to give away. Give them as you please. And I also thought that was so much to even have 10 votes. And there's not even a lot of time to vote. It's too much. Like honestly make it less. You should get five three to five votes. Also when we were discussing Dancing with the Stars yesterday talking about how yeah we underratedly went to Dancing with the Stars to see our friend Lauren Alaina. Do you know who Lauren Alaina's partner was? Gleb Gleb Sevchenko and I'm sorry Lauren that you had to deal with that oh wow wow wow you really are disgusting what's that from

14:41I'm not sure either but it's like kind of like an old family one wow you really are disgusting it's not Borat it's not um our lips are sealed oh wait wow you really are disgusting is it our lips are sealed the you're ugly guy oh is it white chicks oh yeah maybe classic moment in white chicks oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah when the two fbi the two fbi agents like bust into their room and find the underwear and one of them catches the other one sniffing and he's like wow you really are disgusting he's right for that oh my god funny yeah um how are the stories today good well now i have to swap out one of them but there's plenty do that there's are we talking about um the shake up in late night of course we are that's the lead story everyone's talking about it i have huge thoughts i cannot wait to share them with you oh my god i'm excited to hear i have thoughts too i feel like everybody's talking about it everyone is talking about it like for better or for worse it's really It's kind of like Jimmy Kimmel's big moment It's really captured the attention Should we dive in?

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20:00Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming in its ABC affiliated markets they said Mr. Kimmel's statements comments about the death of Mr. Kirk are offensive and insensitive at a critical time in our national political discourse and we do not believe they reflect the spectrum of opinions views or values of the local communities in which we are located continuing to give him a broadcast platform in the communities we serve is simply not in the public interest at the current time and we've made the difficult decision to preempt his show in an effort to let cooler heads prevail as we move toward the resumption of respectful constructive dialogue then after this was announced so like his show's not going to be airing to like i don't know how many foreseeable future like how many of the networks and stations and people that he typically airs then disney made the decision to pull the show entirely now because if it wasn't going to get played then yeah like that's terrible for advertisers like at a certain point this is a business oh correct so business the math ain't math in when he's not able to be played on a lot of televisions and there are a lot of big conversations being had around this like what does it mean for the future of broadcasting what does it mean for the future of free speech and personally like conversations i've been having is like what does this mean for the future of love thy nader um because strangely enough jimmy kimmel is a producer on the greatest show ever made um and i don't want my girls getting dragged into this mess like this is a political it's a hotbed of moral turpentine as edna turnblad would say and they're on the rise and i don't want jimmy bringing them down because like this is so divisive like i can't even open my phone everybody's just like giving their takes conspiracy theories on what they think is going on and like i'm worried about the nader girls yeah i hope that by now like their show is flourishing i'm glad that like you know we've all had the opportunity to watch the show i like whether or not he gets fired as executive producer or he doesn't have the pull that he once had like i think the show will be the show so i'm just gonna like stay hopeful that you know they've got this yeah i don't really see how he's like outside from getting them the show like i don't like i don't understand his involvement to begin with anymore and he had her on so at least she got her appearance in yeah yes right before this um but people are you know up in arms saying like free speech violations this is cancel culture to me the way that I see it it's like you did a bad job at your job last week and so you got like the way that he spoke about what happened and I think he would have been better off not saying anything at all I don't think anyone would have then like nitpicked what he said if there was nothing to say but what happened to Charlie Kirk has really shaken so many people like people are so heartbroken whether they loved him or just knew him at a distance like or even if you didn't like him I think it shook a lot of people at like the state of our current affairs it was it's a very shocking thing a man was shot dead in cold blood in front of his wife and children and thousands of people for practicing free speech is a horrible thing and that's how most people feel yes of course there are people celebrating I'm not talking about the crazies and I'm not even saying that everybody who's heartbroken over this or shooken up by it was like the biggest fan of his but it's extremely disturbing so if you go on your show and you want to talk about it and the first thing that you do is make jokes and also the issue is that what he said was factually inaccurate was a lie yeah he said that the shooter was MAGA and so like he's also you're technically like a news comedy broadcast source and so you're also spreading misinformation but I think also the tone of how he talked about it was so so dismissive to so many people and it's like you did and your job is to court viewers like I feel like we have gotten to a place where everyone's so like siloed that they don't they're fine pissing off half the country I'm like and when at a certain point like this is a business like you're trying to court viewers you're trying to get advertisers you're trying to and if nobody wants to watch your show because that you did a bad job at your job and you get fired for doing a bad job yeah so before this became a big story the clip was like making the rounds of what he had said and I saw it yesterday morning like I was really shocked like it was just so dismissive and so cold for something that was really I think everyone can agree like a really tragic event so just on like a human level heartless for the man who cried over Cecil the lion I was thinking the same thing couldn't muster up a feeling about a young man who shot dead in the prime of his life just trying to have political discourse with people who disagreed with him and I think like the bigger thing that's not being said was like he straight up lied and I read in the Hollywood Reporter it's like sources close to the situation said like before he knew his show was getting pulled off of air and there was like backlash to what he said he was planning on going on air and not apologizing and doubling down I don't know if that's true but that's just what I read um and I do feel like it's really like that's the type of like that's just not what we need right now as a country first of all like spreading like lies that's like factually not what happened but also like we really need much more of like a kumbaya moment not more of this like divisive language and jimmy kimmel is guilty of that i know nobody's having a better day than aaron rogers right now um and so like the thing is you're not gonna catch me being upset like i think jimmy kimmel's like outside of this issue like his show should be canceled he's not funny nobody watches it right about the late night format isn't what it was um but i don't know how long you can like keep doing a show that's like tanking and I don't know why advertisers don't care but that's like kind of what goes on at a certain point chickens come home to roost but like now I the the syndicate network like not going to air your show like dollars and cents wise you have no show yeah and they represent like the their viewers who don't want to hear from a man that would speak like that when something so terrible has just happened now Now, it's also worth mentioning there are lots of like theories going around that the show was canceled having something to do with like Trump and the FCC.

25:54I see other people saying like this show was going to get canceled anyway because it's not like financially successful. So this is his way of like being, you know, fired as a hero as opposed to like, you know, the show. Like people are saying all different things. I don't know if it's like that deep. I just think it was like a like a fucked up thing to say. Honestly, I don't know. I've seen like those both of those things and I don't think that that either of them is what happened here I mean he clowns on Trump like every single day on his show for the last eight years like still had a show so I don't think it's that and I also don't think that he was going to be canceled anyway I just think this Charlie Kirk thing has really shook so many people who usually just like remain quiet and like go about their lives and like people have drawn the line here that like we're not going to be a country that speaks this way and we're certainly not going to like platform people who can't muster up a feeling of compassion for someone who just went through this like yeah I think I think that they like they've just had enough now of course it pains me not to make everything about myself but I do see that there is a slot open for a new late night personality maybe two um so I just want to introduce myself I am turdy Lou Freebush Asher softer um i have a strong background in stand-up comedy i sing so i can always like kind of like the jimmy fallon james cordon thing back on that did you ever know that you're my hero i do impressions not a lot but i have been known to like slay the house down boots on a shakira impression uh do you want to hear it and i've heard that is there another one oh yeah i'm jack yo i've heard that is there another one bitch uh yeah i do other impressions um

27:39No, I do, just like, give me a, give me a celebrity, I'll impersonate them. Um, sorry.

27:49Licking a donut, and, give me another one, slow. Tailored. Oh, tailored, actually, I was just having this conversation with somebody, Taylor's like my favorite singer ever her music is my favorite I actually cannot sing her music like her and I just have like different registers and just like vibes like I don't think I could like sing a song of her as well having said that if I did get the Jimmy Kimmel slot I would figure it out like we would work something out you could put it in a different key it's just more like the tenor it's not even so much a key it's just like we don't she goes to go she does low-key have like a very high and also a very low voice yeah I don't know what what's next I mean I also feel like he's gonna come back am i the only one who thinks like i just feel like this is a suspension it could be like a slap on the wrist because also the um abc station some of them had said like if he apologizes and donates to right turning point that they would re-air his show um well i don't think we're ever gonna get him to donate to turning point right i i'm always open to an apology if like but just like you said and they had reported i don't know why the hollywood reporter would say this if it wasn't true because i feel like they're friendly towards him in the But that he planned on coming on the show and like explaining further his comments, but not apologizing.

29:05So I don't think that he like really feels bad about what he said. But if he does now and like wants to apologize, like I'm all ears. Yeah, except for the fact that I feel like we've been having this conversation a lot. Like, you know, what is late night's place in new media with streaming services, cable on the decline and like Gen Z really not giving a fuck about the Jimmies and the late night guys. it's sort of this like really old outdated format that I feel like has been slowly you know ending I feel like after Jay Leno and it's like what's Colbert is not on the air anymore and James Corden stepped back and it's like it's slowly coming it's not all gonna happen at once but it's slowly just gonna become a kind of like a dead format and I feel like maybe this is just one step in that no yeah I do but then it's like that is prime time what are people doing if not watching that I guess just like scrolling on their phones and are they not me yeah are they not watching because like logistically that people don't want to watch television at that time i don't think no they don't have cable you think but it's not like all of cable i mean all cable is suffering in some way but like late night specifically no it's really like in partnership with like the the decline of cable but what like how do you explain kelly clarkson well she's just she's daytime first She's an anomaly.

30:21But that's cable. Yeah. Well, she, by the way, that's why they're so obsessed with her. She is an anomaly. Like, that's why the network, did you see she has a new show on NBC, Songs and Stories? It's basically, like, they saw the success of Kelly Oki and how, like, she's taken the internet by storm by, like, stealing people's songs when she covers them. So now she's sitting down with artists talking about a specific song and then singing it together. So I just saw, she did the Jonas Brothers when you look me in the eyes. Oh, my God. I have to see. It's the most genius. Yeah, so who, like, they, like, NBC, like, one of the biggest cable networks have found a modicum of success with one person.

30:57And they are putting the entire network on her back. She hosts the Christmas special, the tree lighting. She literally does everything. She's so busy. But everyone loves her. Yeah. No, she's a safe bet. If only she would do late night. But she wouldn't. And late night, like, should be comedy. Because it is late night. So the kids are asleep. You know, it's a little. But late night is two things, right? it's two things that the internet has completely usurped it's comedy which really is more podcasting streaming services specials and it's celebrity interviews and that's also like not really happening anywhere but the internet now with like podcasts yeah so it's kind of and they really have not if Jimmy Fallon actually does a good job like embracing digital with his little series carpool karaoke was good but like the the thing that it used to provide is just being done more effectively faster and better on the internet yeah and I also think they're not speaking to the whole country they've really just like shut out and that's like bad business they've shut out half and then half of the half because it's only older people who are watching right and you have to be like really into this format so yeah maybe that's what I was saying yesterday like Jimmy Fallon he's not going down with this ship like he's having whoever on it I'm telling you he will be the last man standing yeah and it's not like it is you know the hardcore news where like you go for your bias and everyone goes to where their opinions where they feel seen and heard like it is meant to be for everyone so when you're not for everyone it's bad business and it would be interesting to see if they would like tap a podcaster comedian someone who does like comedy podcast interviews in a spot like this and I get it because it's prestigious but like I don't know why somebody with a really successful podcast would do it that's why when you're pitching yourself when you're pitching yourself i'm like coachy we have an early bedtime it's a thankless job and like it's just it's not the vibe and it's it's it's the old way it's not the future yeah those are my thoughts yeah agreed uh we'll see what happens next if there is an apology if he comes back or what and of course most importantly how it affects the future of love night nader well so far the future of love Nader is bright because Brooks Nader was on Watch What Happens Live last night addressing rumors that she dated tennis pros Carlos Alcaraz and Yannick Sinner at the same time.

33:16And shout out to the girl in the audience who asked the question who was not letting Brooks go. Like she was really direct. So a curious audience member asked during the U.S. Open did Carlos and Yannick know about each other? And Brooks said I would just say a lady never kisses and tells especially twice. that's just not nice and then grace and chimed in from the audience saying especially not to her of course she did then andy asked if there were any truth to the rumors and brooks responded dating is such a loose term these days it's just i don't know by the way my only thing is guys do it all the time so why can't i which prompted a standing ovation from andy and fellow guest mark ronson okay andy was so dazzled by brooks it's andy's so jaded right and i get it like he's literally met every famous person ever and every famous person ever loves him it's like it's hard to be and i could just tell he was living for brooks like he wanted to they definitely went out for drinks afterwards like he was so dazzled by her i think he was taken by like her beauty her energy her personality yeah like first of all the standing ovation i didn't know andy could get up like he doesn't get up for anyone you know what i mean he doesn't move for anyone like it's Just his show, his house, and you kiss the ring.

34:30And I just love to see him being obsessed with her. Because that's, I feel like, that's how I experienced the show. I was like, oh, I'm obsessed with Brooks. And I think when people meet her, they just become obsessed with her. She's very charismatic. And energetic. And it's not what you typically get from a supermodel. No, and it's fun. And it's funny. And it's nice. It's not mean. Yeah. Yeah. I was just shocked. Bubbly. She's very bubbly. I haven't watched a full episode of Watch What Happens Live since Andy lost the weight on Ozempic but based on what I've seen like he's had a personality transplant yeah and he is happy but let's see what happens I get it I've been there like being overweight not that he was overweight but like when you have weight to lose it can affect you but also I feel like right now Bravo's not in high season I think like Salt Lake City just came back but so he hasn't been doing like a lot of episodes with all the reality stars every week sort of the same and I think he gets a little also burnt out by it whereas like this is so fresh you know I think like September there's a lot of energy especially in New York and I feel like he's on a high right now regardless of um his otherwise bad moods and weight loss yeah that's true and I can understand that I agree especially because I do think like all day every day communicating with like Bravo lebrides who think they're just like such hot shit like it's definitely annoying yeah yeah so he has my he has my sympathies we're giving grace you know i understand him deeply we're giving grace and we're giving grace and but i just want to say like these they're so funny they're so messy it's just everything i see of them grace and shouting from the audience like they're so crazy they are so crazy and you know what they want it so bad it's gonna happen it's happening yeah no and it's a good thing because they're like really being authentic with no one is in this day and age because everyone's so scared yeah no they don't give a fuck they're not scared no i love their parents i just love everything about them yeah no it was it's a great i mean it was a great night for the neighbors it's getting a great week month hopefully a year yeah hopefully jimmy doesn't bring him down oh yeah no no they need to leave him on the side of the road oh yeah like yeah i like jimmy you got us here thank you good day sir they shouldn't post about it they should no keep walking no no keep walking there's no good way to like have a take on this it's so divisive like he is like roadkill like yeah agreed radioactive yeah i'm sorry like he's had how many years in the spot like 30 years she just got her minute like no i'm not i'm not now is not the time for loyalty brooks no no scram are you ready for our next story which is some major finance news your finance news let me just try and possibly think what the hell you're talking about we would be talking about on the show you i know that you know what it is finance news but when i call it that the dow no the nasdaq no oh oh i know it's the s &p the hailey bieber is giving the Chase Sapphire Reserve on Hollywood Glow Up.

37:40Okay, this is seriously, what's the opposite of a toasty lion? Like, this makes no sense to me. Why would Chase, I get it, because like, whatever you put Hailey Bieber in front of right now, like she is the moment, but like, that ad of her carrying a big credit card, like, I'm confused. No, Hailey Bieber posted yesterday a picture of her with like a Photoshop credit card. As like a clutch. And was just like, Chase Sapphire Reserve, hashtag ad. To Haley, I say, get your bag, queen. To Chase, I say, what is the direction here? And to me, I want to say, I've been holding on to my Chase Sapphire. I actually, this summer, we went out to dinner a lot.

38:17Yeah, I paid sometimes. And I would put out my card. I don't remember that. I would put out my card and everyone would make fun of me because I had the Chase Sapphire. Well, a fun fact about Jackie is that, you know, Jackie and I are close personal friends with Brian Kelly, the points guy. So we kind of have like a direct line access to him. And we were asking him when we were new to like the credit card game, like which cards to get here's what we spend money on i had never had a credit card before so it was when he came on the breath and that was 2018 he told us about this chase sapphire card which was like the card yeah he was actually part of you know he worked with chase to create it's like the best point system so we both got it jackie got the wrong one you've been carrying around this what chase sapphire preferred i believe it is preferred and it's like kind of like i don't know the broke down version of this card you got the wrong one and like when you open a credit card you don't want to close it so she just like lived with this random credit card paperwork it's also bad for your credit to close credit cards you shouldn't no no and i just like listen it works whatever then this summer every time i would take out my card like everyone was counting on me for my credit card so i just want you to know like i finally got a new credit card i've made oh you did yeah i got an american express you didn't have an american express uh not for personal usage no which one did you get gold platinum oh my god you're always getting the wrong card you're lying platinum by the way brian always says platinum is more expensive and it's worse you're lying you have to get the gold did you actually why did you ask i just platinum sounds better than gold it is like it is because it's more expensive but actually like the hack everybody knows is like actually I never use my platinum.

39:54I have two golds now. The gold is the best. You're fucking kidding me. I'm all set up. I put on my Apple Pay. Especially for like what we spend money on. And a lot of people get the platinum because it has like a lot of Delta rewards. But you don't leave the house. I'm not right for this game. This credit card game. It's too expensive too. It's like$600 a year. Oh my gosh. Well, I guess I already paid it. And did you get a sign up bonus? I don't know. Oh my God. You're seriously like, why are you moving in silence? Just ask. I know. I just thought everyone was putting down platinums this summer.

40:25I just got nobody. I just thought it was like the best one. It is a good one. Did you open a personal or a business one? Paisonal. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Well, you know what? Maybe I'll get the gold, by the way, for anyone listening to gold, especially if you spend money on normal things like food and gas. Yeah. It's four times on food, not gas. And it's so much cheaper annually. I think it's maybe like$150 a year, whereas the platinum is like$500,$600. Don't listen to Jackie. I didn't say listen to me, but maybe I'll listen to Hailey Bieber. Not you coming over here like bragging that you love the platinum.

41:00And like, yes, it's technically more prestigious. It goes like the green one and then the gold one and the platinum and the black card. But like points wise and like what you would use it for, you don't need it. Well, I'm not getting a new one, okay? Just stop, okay? I'm not doing anything different. It's better than what I had. Can we agree on that? Yes. So what you had was the Chase Sapphire. Preferred. Right. And that's what Haley didn't add for. Haley didn't add for Chase Sapphire Reserve, which is the same as the preferred. They really look the same. No, no, no. No. Okay. So. So the Reserve is a popular premium credit card and the stakes are particularly high this year for it to attract and retain customers as its annual fee is about to increase from $550 to$795.

41:40Oh my God. And by the way, this is the card Brian told us to get. Yes. And you didn't. They. No. And I got messed up. I thought like preferred sounded better than reserved. You thought preferred was preferred. Just like I thought platinum was better than gold. Right, right. And God forbid you just ask, you know? Ugh, it's hard. Like, it's just too many steps. Anyways, the brand chose Bieber because, quote, she reflects the aspirations of the Sapphire Reserve cardholder. Worldly and travel savvy, they said. I agree with that. I feel like the people they're trying to court with this card are the sort of road customers.

42:16yeah I just thought the ad was weird like the whole thing is weird Chase hiring Hayley Bieber yeah of course like she's the moment Chase is like a big bank that's great um the creative was confusing to me like her clutching a big oversized credit card like it's a purse under her armpit like it was just weird yeah but get that bag get that credit card they should have like bonus points if you shop road with it that would be cool I'm sure there's like some back-end deal that she got like yeah and in addition to a big pile of money right right i mean people do like capital one all the time this was just like it came out of nowhere jennifer garner taylorswift was capital one there's nothing weird about partnering with a credit card just like there was no announcement of the partnership there wasn't a commercial there was just like this picture on her instagram like it was weird it was weird but it did make me feel like oh maybe my card my old card isn't so bad at all okay but the picture she the card she's holding is not the card that you have sweetie pretty much the same no no it's the whole point like you got the wrong one it's pretty much the same plus it's the number i have memorized so like i am still using it when i shop online and stuff what the the number you have memorized like is the one yeah like i know i should get up and go get my one no i'm not getting up at this stage no no you're like andy i can't believe i still don't have the one that i need yeah but i'm not going through this it's fine right like it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine plus i'm not a big points player no you're not like one day maybe i'll go on like a round a trip around the world and i'll use all my points that i've been collecting for 10 years because i don't use my points yeah you know i use your points what do you mean like we have a shared credit card you and i like for the biz yeah and like we collect points from them and like i take them sometimes For what?

44:10Flights and stuff. Where are you going? To visit you, mostly. Then that's fine by me. Yeah. That's fine by me. And it's fine by me. Are you ready for our fourth story? Oh, no. Like, not even close. I've been segueing really beautifully through the stories. You have. Well, it's our fourth story that's brought to you by Happy Egg. Egg shopping should be simple. A happy hen makes a happy egg. And most store-bought eggs are sad eggs, meaning the hens who lay them are trapped inside the yolks are pale and the taste is bland well happy hens spend their days outside on pasture leading to eggs that have tasty orange yolks and a real difference that you can taste so the proof is inside the shell obviously i didn't have a happy egg this morning because i had no bread i don't want to talk about it um but having said that i this is one of my favorite sponsors i didn't know about them before and like i think we're just like conditioned to accept grocery store eggs that are like seriously they're disgusting and the first time you crack open a happy egg you're gonna think that there's something wrong with it but it's actually like how eggs are supposed to look like neon orange on the inside the first time i ever had like a farm fresh egg at brian's farm talking a lot about brian today um i was shook i'm like what is this the outside looked different the inside looked different um and happy egg is bringing that we're having farm fresh eggs for breakfast what's that from hannah montana movie ain't nothing better than farm fresh eggs for breakfast she was right about that at the time I didn't understand what she was saying but uh the difference in a quality farm fresh happy egg there's no comparison their happy hens spend their days outside on pasture and you savor a tasty orange oak that looks and tastes better than you can possibly imagine visit happy egg.com slash toast to find happy egg near you and make sure your next dozen is filmed filled with precious gems of an egg start your day off swirly with a happy egg today's episode is also brought to you by Everyday Dose.

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