I Love Your Lies, Niños: Friday, September 19th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. welcome back to the toast and happy friday uh cumpleaños vernis viernes sabado domingo excuse celebrating friday okay saturday sunday cumpleaños vernis exactly what you said cumpleaños viernes sorry i just didn't understand it the way that you said it but happy friday little miss jis little miss jis happy friday to me happy friday to you happy friday to all happy friday yeah you're feeling silly no feeling regular

1:05okay brutally remuff i like your new shirt i love your shirt jess thank you so much yeah i was waiting for you to bring up it looks super new i can't see the logo but it looks fancy oh it's another french brand dairy boy oh dairy boy wow yeah so here's the thing i wanted to place an order from dairy boy because i've never gotten anything from there and i saw that queen made a drop of clothing that was like oversized and went up to double xl and i said that's my size inclusive queen right there like my plus size queen page lorenz and it's what the drop a thousand percent she's like kind of the leader of our movement the drop was at 11 a.m that's when like i literally work for like a very specific amount of time so i i i hate to ask for things and i wasn't asking for it for free but you know we do share an agent me and page so i reach out i was like listen i'm not asking but like can i get access to the website at like 10 15 just before i record the toast at 10 30 and they were like she'll give you the stuff for free and i was like but i i just i wanted her know like I wasn't asking I was happy to pay asking for early access to the website is like a bigger lift for them than just sending you some stuff all in all I got it yesterday and I just think like me wearing Dairy Boy at this phase of my life like I know Dairy Boy is for like young hot things right and I'm obviously not a young hot thing right now but I am a dairy girl you know I'm constantly producing milk mama so I feel like page needs to do some sort of like campaign featuring breastfeeding mamas, the Dairy Girls for Dairy Boy.

2:37That's just my free idea. And that's my form of payment for the free clothes. I think that's really beautiful. And I think she's going to take it into consideration. Yeah, I'm wearing Dairy Boy. You mean Leche Nino?

2:51I am a Leche Nina wearing Leche Nino. I love your dairy, boy. Should we try? I love that. should we try to have like a chunk of the podcast conversation in Spanish? Um, no, but I do like us throwing in bilingual, some Spanish every now and again, and seeing if we could say it in Spanish. Okay. So we'll see how that goes. Yes, we will. All's to say you look fab. Thank you. So do you. Yeah. I'm wearing Nino's lie.

3:34I love your lies, Nino's.

3:42That's seriously one of the funniest things you've ever said. Nino's lie. I can't with us. I actually can't. It feels like a weird one, you know? It does. That's what I said. You're feeling silly. You lied to me and said you were him. You brought it out in me after all. Oh, funny. Funny stuff. Really funny stuff. Whew. How are you? Well, that's our show. How are you otherwise, Koji? I'm good. I finished the summer. I turned pretty, so I'm ready for that story. Okay. Great. I'm also confused by that story, so I'm going to need you to explain it to me. Okay. That's it. That's it. What about you?

4:25All's well. I watched more Cowboys last night. It's really dense, Koji. Like it's, and I'm a really patient person. And I'm like, my husband is living for this. Like when they went there, like they're in the nineties, they're winning the Superbowl. And then like the coach, Jimmy Johnson, like gives a speech in the locker room at the end. And everyone's like waiting to see what his last sentence is going to be. And it's how about them Cowboys? Like my husband lost his mind. I'm like, okay, great. Happy for you. Jimmy Johnson was the coach of the Cowboys in the nineties. He's also the famous NASCAR driver.

4:56That's what I thought too. I think he also is, but I've also learned. he was the coach in the 90s wait but the same person no no no no oh okay okay two mr johnsons two senior johnsons i love your jimmies johnson i love your johnson jimmy oh hello yes you do um so i'm really being like a patient wife but like it is so in the weeds like every game that they're showing i feel like i'm watching a whole football game it's so the play but and i didn't feel that way when I watch like quarterback or tight end or full swing like I don't feel like I'm watching it's extraneous but like seriously I might as well be watching the 1993 Super Bowl like tape so it's I don't know if you're like saying that it's good it sounds I don't think you should watch it I think they're like it's not for everyone it's not like you know fodder for everyone it's really for like real football fans like and I'm just also being a supportive wife because I am getting to know the Cowboys and the more I thought about the America's team thing I I feel like this is how I feel about it.

5:55It would be as if like a city in New York, a city in America became like the biggest city in the country, bigger than New York, right? Right. Let's say Chicago popped off. Right. Like bigger than New York, clearly. And then they want to like, people want to call themselves the city that never sleeps. Like get your own thing. Got it. We came up with it. Therefore, no one else can have it. That doesn't mean we are like the city that sleeps the least. Right. Right. Or like if another city had like a lot of brotherly love, Like that doesn't mean that they are now the city of brotherly love. Right.

6:25Right. When you make up the like. The title. What sort of moniker. What's the word I'm looking for? I don't think moniker. Moniker. Yeah. When you make up the moniker, you own it regardless of its validity. Yeah. So that's how. Moniker Lewinsky. It would be like other teams trying to steal, you know, someone else's title. I understand. But there are a lot of like things that they were doing in the 90s that really remind me like of the Chiefs today. and I said to Zach, I'm like, that feels like the Chiefs now, like commercials, outside of bus, this and that. Right, right. And so, yeah, the Chiefs are that team right now.

6:57But I think that's, like, throughout the NFL, like, there's always a team, a flavor of the moment. That's natural. The flavor of the moment. Yeah, big flav. Big flav. You know? Yeah. I'm really excited for this weekend. I have a wedding. I know, you have a big wedding. I have a big wedding and I'm a like a big person trying to find something to wear to this wedding. It's so hard. I just I can't. But you have what to wear. In a technical sense. Yes. Do you have all of your dresses from previous lifetimes? So one thing about me, like when I lost weight with Ozempic, I think it was like a form of self-hatred that like I hated my former self so much.

7:39Like I got rid of literally 99 out of 100 clothing items that were above the size medium. Like I went really fucking crazy. I was like, I'll never be fat again. And spoiler alert, she was fat again. I happen to have held on to a dress. It's Halston. It's cute. It's fine. But that's definitely one of my big regrets. And I think moving forward, I'm definitely going to be entering a phase of my life where my weight will be fluctuating quite a bit. And I will not be so loose with my donations. Sorry. The Salvation Army will suffer. It's true. I have a closet full of clothes in all sizes. I had my closet organizer come a few weeks ago.

8:17and she was like what can we get rid of i'm like i i need every i need one thing in every size like i'm so between sizes all the time and it's not the time for a purge like i don't want to have to like buy size mediums again like right or my size small things like i'm looking forward so just have one of everything i was so nuts yeah that was like a big lesson if you're on a weight loss journey right now like don't get too ahead of yourselves you know you could be back where you started or or if like you plan to like have kids because it's not really that you like like gave up on your journey. No.

8:50Also what it is, is that at the time that I had lost a significant amount of weight, I also moved apartments and I lost my huge walk in closet in that old apartment. So I did like a really big purge when I moved and I was so skinny and I'd been skinny now without Ozempic for a couple of months. I'm like, I've got a handle on this. I'll literally, it's not like exactly as you're painting it. It's not like you just like, you had to be, no, it's, it is what it is. And that's why I had to place an order for, you know, let your lady, let your lady. I love it. Oh, yes, it's ladies night. How are the stories today?

9:21We have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which will be so much fun. For the first time ever, I had so many Queenies. Oh, wow. That's so beautiful. And I was struggling for a weenie. That's so beautiful. We have Queenie and Weenie. The stories are good. I think we have a nice wrap to put on the week before you all venture out into the weekends. Hope everybody has some fun weekend plans. Do you? I don't know. I can't wrap my head around what my plans are this weekend. Do you know what I mean? like if i have any so spontaneous if i have any i've forgotten them i hope not sporadically of course yeah but i think we'll do some fun things get outside get after it okay michelle obama get out get healthy yeah love that for us she was really onto something about that i feel like when she was delivering her message to the nation like her whole thing was childhood obesity and i was like please i like being a child and i like being obese but now i feel really receptive she was for that like we should get out get healthy yeah but it's not going so well no no like no i don't know i don't know what the solve is okay i have a question for a fry dairy well let's say you're the first lady and every first lady has like a sort of non-partisan mission um what's yours mine is childhood ozempic really you want kids on ozempic no i'm kidding what is like my non-partisan like i don't know like nancy reagan's was like drugs right say no to drugs um what was jill's i don't know what's melania's melania's the first time was like bullying online bullying so classic that's a good one i don't know what it is this time maybe it's probably mental health was jill yeah she's like a phd um i don't know i feel like mine would be like it just feels like they're all choosing like issues that will never be solved no totally it's just sort of like an uphill battle like i want to see results what am i always talking about like what's important to me that's a huge question

11:33oh i feel like a big one is like the arts right like yeah after school and like mine would be the arts like for sure like singing and stuff just so i could go around to like local public schools and sing you could do that anyway they would like if you were the first lady like they would love to have the first lady come and sing we haven't had a first lady who's like a performer you know yeah like who sings maybe it'll be me ben for president frightening oh lotus can i speak can i speak freely um yeah of course so as you guys know ben's been on his sourdough journey and i've been enjoying it like it's you know nice to have bread but like his loaves aren't getting better you know but he only made two did he make a third he made another one this morning and it's like I sorry I had to get my monocle out it was so small like and they're not like rising properly so the issue he's really having is that they're sort of frisbee shaped like they're really wide and they rise a little bit but not and so when you cut them open they're a little bit like sticky um and he doesn't seem like he seems happy with the results not like wanting to adjust to get it better and like yeah it's still good I can't lie like it's good tasting bread but it's not like fluffy and airy um it's sort of dense and chewy and like he's not gonna do anything about it well I'm annoyed to say like I think he needs a more mature starter I told him that because that's the rising agent that's what gives it the ability to rise and I was gonna say like if you're coming here sooner if I'm going to see you like I would give you some but I don't know the next time I'm gonna see you but Olivia just came to New York and she could have brought starter oh my god totally you have to ask her the no but jackie he's so proud he won't accept it no no he had that's not a point of pride that you made your own starter you have to next find out when olivia's going to new york get or you could even like swap out his starter put some of olivia's starter in his thing that's growing oh you can mix you can mix it would be fine but also like let him just accept the starter no he's being so proud no but he's making his ego is honestly out of fucking control he's making non-parchee loaves there's nothing to be proud of there jackie they're so small like you literally make one sandwich and the loaf is done why are they so small i don't know this one this morning was especially small and i felt bad he like came in to show it to me and i was like overstimulated i was breastfeeding ruby he like came in with this big stupid cutting board and i'm like trying to balance a million things and he's like look he was so proud i'm like it's tiny and he was so crushed i'm like wait i'm sorry i'll call him later to troubleshoot and definitely the size like it shouldn't be so tiny oh I guess when he cuts a slice you mean no like the whole thing the loaf is small I would say the loaf is like the size of I don't even know just a small loaf is what it's the size of okay I'll call him to troubleshoot we'll find out Olivia's next trip we're gonna get him some real starter um he's made a valiant effort but your girl's gotta eat it's time like I'm suffering now and that's where I personally and you've been like really supportive so patient yeah patient supportive eating like non-parchee loaves i just realized something i never got i've got a pl in the oven right now so jealous yeah i've been making them all sandwich style it's just easier to deal with thousand percent yeah um i think we've dilly and i think we've dallyed and i think it's time to do the fact to do to do what we came here to do dudu oh also i feel like there is probably a conspiracy like i don't i haven't seen anyone say this but like if i was someone who like read too much into this show i would be saying and there are a lot of people who do i would be saying like bruno hasn't been on the show one day this week like i would be asking questions after what he would tell everyone tell everyone the truth the truth is that he's downstairs sleeping and he doesn't want to go to work anymore but if i were you guys like i would be really suspicious of me just saying jackie tell Tell everyone the truth.

15:31What's the truth? Tell them about Bruno. That he's a precious sweet angel who's a watermelon king. Jackie, tell them the truth. They figured it out. They're on to you. No one's figured out anything. I'm just saying, like, if I were you guys, those are the questions I would be asking. And you'd be wasting your time, but I'm just saying. Don't you think that's weird? He's literally here every day, and then I tell this really crazy story about him, and he doesn't show up again. Maybe he's, like, done being exploited for your paycheck. Or is he okay? you know no that's what i'm tell them you want to tell them anything yeah no

16:10okay i will i will you just gotta rip the band-aid off the thing is it's like i don't i'm kind of in the state of limbo yeah no i know you guys know like once you know we had the baby it was actually a really big struggle with romeo my in-laws have been incredible he stayed with them for like two weeks and then we spent the summer with him and he was just so poorly behaved and he's like so loud waking up ruby shitting and pissing like really not good so like two weeks ago we sent him back to my in-laws and i'm really trying to get them to take him forever and like they know that i'm like being sneaky because we went over there for brunch like actually the last two weekends in a row they're like do you want to take romeo home i was like he's having so much fun here no and they love him and the second i feel like i'm being like an imposition i'll obviously take him back um but i do feel like we're gonna get to a place where like romeo like we have joint custody like romeo lives with both me and pen's parents operation re-homeo yeah yeah or at least like stall until romeo's at an age where he's not annoying like when he came when we got home from the hamptons like the first week he woke ruby up from like two naps and i said get you're out of here you are out of here um and they were more than happy to take him so that's my truth yes romeo has been living abroad romeo's living for for you know i think the better half of the month it's so normal and obviously wherever if he go if he does read i'm just jackie i'm such a cliche like i'm one of those influencers who got a dog yeah but it's like not like that i think a lot of people and you always send me funny tiktoks like of people who have babies and it's just like things get different things get weird it it is actually like a clinical diagnosis for i forget what it was called but it's like ptsd sort of like postpartum pet syndrome it's it's real um and that's not really so much what i'm experiencing what i'm experiencing is that he's inconveniencing me and i'm it's a struggle for me to prioritize and take care of him because ruby obviously comes first and that's not fair and ben's parents oh my god they treat you should have seen how they treated theo like a king their theo is still the background on their phones they're obsessed with Theo so like I can't give that Ruby oh my god I can't give Romeo that right now right and so that wouldn't be fair that'd be selfish of me just because like what I want him to stay with me him like not living his best life so yeah that's my fucking truth okay Jackie pulled it out of me I thought this was about you tell them about Bruno what do I have to say do I have anything to say or you want me to make something up tell them the truth what's the truth you guys Bruno died yesterday okay there's nothing he's a p-job he is a p-job watermelon sorry sorry he was a p-job watermelon gate like is in the past but no he hasn't shown up to work since and i definitely think it's suspicious if i were you guys those are the questions i'd be asking that's all i'm saying that's all she's can't confirm or deny but bruno has not been seen is all i'll say he's dead why oh because he's dead okay today's episode can't come to the phone right now because he ate too much hershey's dark chocolate zero sugar with xalitol whatever it's called sour patch watermelon kids and and he's dead now without further ado to do to do it is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know today's episode is also brought to you by happy egg happy happy egg egg do the happy egg egg when you taste something new it is a happy egg egg oh you feel so lucky that's cookie monster comes in on the ones and twos most store-bought eggs are sad eggs meaning the hens who lay them are trapped inside suffering from their mental health the yolks are pale the taste is bland well not happy hens happy hens spend their days outside on pasture, leading to tasty orange yolk and a difference that you can taste, but also a difference you can see.

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question like does zach like care I remember like I was like Betty's kicking he was like cool I was excuse me he does but you know every time the husband comes over to put the belly their hand on they stop it's the craziest thing it's the craziest thing um and I just feel like obligated to let him know like so that he knows but that's not even like one percent of what's going on in here like he could never like really grasp but anyways I need him to sit here with his hand on my belly so I can have some calm while I do the show actually i saw a tiktok that said if you ever really want to explain what it feels like to have like a kick um to a man have them put their hand on their cheek and you put your tongue and you like poke your hand like that's kind of what it's like right yeah but without all the discomfort and like limbs and a dirty hand on your face yeah that's weird i don't touch my face like that yeah um okay first story summer i turned pretty major news finale of the show but it's not over lola and christopher briney will return as belly and conrad in a movie of the summer i not in the movie he's not in the headline i'll tell you that much okay he's definitely in the movie but uh they're rounding out the series with a movie so what happened in the series that will lend itself to a movie on prime so it's not gonna be in theaters oh okay um so like i don't know they really tied it up with a bow it was really lovely yeah i i really liked the finale um basically like conrad gets on a plane and goes to see belly in paris because she like you know cut her hair and moved to paris because she blew up her whole life and so the episode is going between them in paris and then what's going on back home like jeremiah's becoming a tiktok chef it's so fucking stupid but the scenes in paris are amazing like it's it's like we're watching two different shows every time they cut back to cousins beach and jeremiah's doing his stupid chef I want to die I'm like go back we get the ending that we needed spoiler alert it's the same ending as the book obviously she chooses Conrad there's no Paris like in the I don't think and there's a wedding in the book um of Conrad and Belly and so I think that's probably what the movie's about and I understand why there's a movie because like if you're a Conrad and Belly stan like you didn't get enough 10 minutes yeah we got 10 minutes so I get it but my god they were really beating a dead horse with these 11 episodes anyways so now a movie it's it's genuinely a lot even though i'm enjoying it it's a lot like i can acknowledge it's a lot but it does sound like the movie will be really enjoyable because it's like everything that you wanted this whole time well it better be like maybe it's like the road to the wedding or i don't know what what the plot could possibly be and there's a lot of good stuff there like steven and taylor end up together and guys jackie's not gonna know what this means but like what was the point of denise she was like this character they introduced in this third season that like worked with steven and she like very briefly had a fling with steven but then steven realized like taylor was the girl for him and then at the very end of the episode she like starts fucking around with jeremiah like who is this girl it was so random and so stupid like she was completely not necessary if they want like random extra characters why not bring back shayla shayla what about shayla Shayla should be in the movie yeah maybe Conrad leaves belly for Shayla or Stephen leaves Taylor for Shayla no Stephen and Taylor are really cute the music in the last episode was so good I always feel like so young and hip when I watch this show I'm like shazamming and adding these songs to my Spotify because I like know them but I'm like oh that's that song right it was really good except for belly's Bob so she at the end I told you last week at the end of the 10th episode she like goes to a hair cutter she's like living in Paris she's like turning her life around she wears red lipstick and then she's like at the hair salon and the stylist is like are you sure she's like i'm sure and then we don't find out till the next episode what she ends up doing with her hair she gets a bob you actually know like i'm not against bobs i'm against pixie cuts but i'm not against bobs i don't know what this fuck ass bob was i think maybe in real life she didn't want to cut her hair so you know how hairstylist can actually like tuck long hair and like give you a yeah it was like the poofiest craziest bob she looks like Olivia when our dad took uh her to get her haircut at the barber shop yeah yeah when Olivia was like 10 years old my dad was in charge of getting Olivia a haircut so we just like took her to the barber at like his club and she literally got a triangular we have some pictures of Olivia from that era she got I thought you can't even call it a bob she looked like um she got a the Egyptian pyramids yeah we called it a triangle it was such a crazy time in our family it really was oh my god I'm crying it was not as bad as Olivia's triangle but it was just the craziest poofiest bob that just did not suit her at all and so she's living in Paris and it's they're trying to make a distinction that like a year has gone by and she's very sophisticated now she's like wearing espadrilles and she's wearing these sort of like bermuda shorts i get the shift she's wearing like a lip stain um and the bob was supposed to signify like elevation she looks so fucking crazy like running around paris with her bob and then there's like a sex scene and they're playing dressed by taylor swift and she's like supposed to be all sexy and she looks good you know she looks good except the bob the bob i'm like what is this clown doing in a sex scene.

26:45Like, it was the craziest pop. I was so distracted. Other than that, for like a Conrad and Bellystand, which I am, I really feel like they did their story justice. It was a really, really like super cute episode for them when they kept going back and forth to the beach. I like seriously was not into it. But they ended, you know, they got back together. She ran to the train station. Like, it was perfect. And then they ended it, like they came home from wherever they were and, you know, they went to Cousins and they went to the house that started it all and the episode just ends, like, zoomed down on them at, like, their favorite place.

27:17Super cute. I'll watch the movie. She has been engaged to both brothers and has been both brothers. She's not engaged to Conrad but, like, they do get married. She's gonna marry him. So she will have been engaged to his brother. And it's not like, you know, sometimes that happens when, like, one goes off to war and he's missing in action so then you're with the other brother and feel close. It's okay when the other brother is dead. Yeah, but then the other brother comes back, like, you know. But just, like, Girl couldn't make up her mind. She got engaged to two brothers. Yeah. That's really crazy.

27:47I'm sorry. As an outsider looking in, that's really crazy. And she was also being incredibly stupid last night too. Because he comes to find her. And at this point, she knows he's in love with her. It's not a secret. And he's clearly there to win her back. It's her birthday. He came to surprise her. And she's pretending like she's not into him. And then she has sex with him. She's just like, obviously, it's Conrad. So whatever. You'd think that this is their big reunion. the second they're done having sex, she gets up and he's like, where are you going? Like, we're going to be together forever.

28:17Where are you going? And she's like, I'm going to pee. I don't want to get a UTI. Sexy. So then you see her on the toilet. By the way, I just want to say, I really respect that because I feel like it's such a young generation of women. It's true. You have to pee every single time. And like when you see these like romanticized versions of relationships and no one's getting up to pee, like that's not good for vaginal health. That's true. But you see her on the toilet, like wiping her vagina and she's like clearly like thinking you know and then she goes back out and she like literally kicks him out of bed and tells him to go get on the train to brussels like it's not it and it was like wait so why'd you just have sex with him they showed her wiping yes i thought that was crazy and she was girls okay can i ask you a question like an honest question sure and women in the comments please feel free to chime in as a woman when you pee how do you wipe front to back claudia you have to of course you have to of course i'm i'm fully aligned okay how are you doing that hand around the back around the back yeah okay so belly like wiped in the front okay and she did wipe it looked like front to back but front do you it do you know what i mean i i'm trying to visualize like she just it's like shove a hand yeah it's like that's really weird okay because when i watched it i was like am i wiping wrong no i don't think so i think every wipe should be like the same sort of motion as when you like poo yes i agree okay i think okay i think we're right for that you think we are yeah okay and And if anybody tells me anything else, it won't change my mind.

30:07I feel really good about the way that I wipe. But whenever people wipe in movies and TV, they go in the front. It is true. So it's misleading for women's health. It's true. So they didn't go all the way on women's health education in this episode, but it was a good start with the UTI. She was just being really dumb. I can't believe they should. What kind of show is this? Jackie was so crazy. That they showed her sitting on the john? Wiping. That's so girls. Like that is like really very Lena Dunham Coda. It really is. It used to be like pargy. Yeah. And I feel like TV and movies, like as time evolves, gets like more graphic, you know, more sexual where we see a lot of things that you never would have seen on TV 10 years ago.

30:49And wiping is one of those things like we see in a TV show now and we don't even think it's so weird, but it really is. And it's just, it doesn't drive the plot, you know? Correct. Like plot remains unchanged. whether you wipe and whether you wipe front to back or back to front even though it's all we could talk about correct maybe they put it in for like rage bait to spark conversations it well it worked i'm in shock i didn't know that's why the kids were watching like some girl's toilet wiping in paris improperly yeah maybe that's how the french do it maybe that's how they wipe like it was actually though i'm clowning a lot i enjoyed every minute of it i can't lie and like when conrad and belly like got together obsessed like i'm such a team conrad i it's it is the younger gen z version of team edward and team bella like are you team conrad or jeremiah although i have yet to encounter an individual who is team jeremiah like i actually knew people who were team jacob i thought they were crazy but i knew them i knew they existed i don't know that people like that exist for jeremiah now yeah yeah I can also say I don't know people who are team Gemma Ramaya in my life it's really was an amazing show they're beating it like a little too much but I'm still I'm still having fun yeah no movie sounds like a good idea that's fun as long as they didn't like leave it on a cliffhanger and make it really annoying which they didn't no no we got what we wanted we got a sex scene and we got Conrad and Jeremiah together you got whom together oh sorry Conrad and a little brotherly love yeah the city of brotherly love cousins are you ready for our next story yeah curious news because adele is allegedly in talks to play the 2026 super bowl halftime show so allegedly adele has been approached about playing the halftime show this year insiders tell page six but she has not yet been booked to play the gig rumors have been swirling that she could take the feel for the big game in santa clara california next February and they hear that she's been in talks but there's also buzz about the halftime candidates including of course Taylor Swift as well as Miley Cyrus yeah I've been seeing a lot of Miley news this is the first time hearing Adele I have a lot of different like theories as to what this could mean but what do you think I have so many thoughts three words when it comes to Adele not the vibe um also almost every year there are rumors about certain people and it's almost never who it's rumored to be.

33:20It's actually like, it's actually a pretty well kept secret who it ends up being. Miley was rumored last year. It was basically confirmed. And then it was Usher. Like, was that last year? No. Who was last year? I don't remember. Oh. Oh. The little one. Oh, Kendrick Lamar. Right, right, right. The little one. It's almost never who it's rumored to be. So like, bam. Like, I don't understand. He ain't down with that. It's almost never who it's rumored to be, so these conversations always end up being fruitless, but it's super fun to theorize. I think Miley, she would be amazing. She's almost always in the rumored category.

34:01She's never done it. She has so many big all-American hits. Party in the USA, I mean, we can't stop. Flowers. Miley Cyrus and her Dead Pets. Flowers. Miley Cyrus and her Dead Pets, we need to start remembering, is a pee-pee-poo-poo album when we're trying to explain to people what a pee-pee-poo-poo-poo album is. It's true. Though people in the comments are going to be like, no, there's some really amazing songs. Maybe there are, but it's a pee-pee-poo-poo album. A pee-pee-poo-poo-poo. Flowers, biggest song in the country last year. Yes. Like, tell me. Adele. And maybe, you know, I could see myself in a year from now, she did it and it was the best, most amazing thing ever.

34:39I really don't see it. No, I think Adele would be sickening. Like, it would be different for sure. and like we would definitely like all be sat and about to take in like some cinema um and would be really powerful and not like the beep bop bop bop bam right like fun but plenty of people over the last few years have like come in and done something a little bit different than the typical so i'm open to it i just feel like let's get back to taylor like what what about what happened like it's taylor's year it's travis's last year in the nfl she said 47 she said sourdough she said sourdough Sam like it's the the codes are there so are they just doing this to like throw us off because they don't want it to be so obvious I don't know the shiny bug collection like it's her Super Bowl yeah I thought it was like pretty much oh but confirmed and also not to be like xenophobic but like don't you think it should be an American I think it could be an American it's not like we only have one it's every year so like sometimes it's like everyone who's done it has been American?

35:43No. Am I wrong? I don't feel that way. I guess Shakira. But I don't know. It's different when you're Latin. Like half of America is Latin. And like Rihanna's not from America. Oh, that's true. But she's an American icon. I don't know. Adele is just so un-American to me. Yeah, but like she's so British. She lives here. She's lived here for a while. It's so true. She's a resident. Yeah. She's one of us. Maybe it's just because her accent is so like prevalent but like if harry styles were booked for the super bowl that would be fine by me and he's not american if the beatles ever had played the super bowl if harry styles were booked for the super bowl i'd be excited i'd say it's great but i would mention that it's weird that he's british maybe i just feel weird about british people because they're so not football you know they don't they don't know the sport football means something else she's with rich paul so like she has sports connections she's sporting you're right you're right i would i actually think it would be it would be unbelievable like what a treat 13 minutes of adele prime time like on my screen is it should like start this is the end oh I like that oh my gosh love um yes not the typical vibe but would still be spectacular and if it's not going to be Taylor I love this I love Miley I my worst fear is that it's not either any of them it's never who we and then it's going to be someone that I'm like not super jazzed about here is who I would allow it to be and let's be clear like i think that super bowl is for the girls and we haven't had a pop girly in a couple years not since rihanna taylor miley pink even though i know she said she would never do it kelly carrie underwood i would take any of those five those would be amazing to me none of them have done it i would love it it's time we need one for the girls we've been patient last couple years it's true it's true we need one for the girls like come on and it sounds like with these names like that's the vibe but i just really fear that they're gonna make a turn with so much of the new like of new fans of football being like taylor swift fans and it's really become like a blended thing for like you know wives and husbands daughters and fathers like give us a girl like come on it'll be fun yeah no it's time give us something women's rights let's go women's motherfucking rights.

38:00Yeah. And more importantly, women's wrongs. It would be a misogynist to not. And you wouldn't want to be a misogynist, would you? You wouldn't. That's a threat. And Jay-Z, let's not forget, is like at the helm of choosing it now. And I know him and Adele and Beyonce are like besties. So there's a good relation there. Yeah. Come on. Last two have been men. What about the women? Yeah. Just saying. Let's play the female card. Are you ready for our next story? some beauty news oh is it about me no oh kim kardashian shutters her beauty line skin by kim so quietly skakin kim kardashian's like beauty and skincare line has been shuttered the brand's website now features a message to customers saying with deep gratitude we share that skin by kim will be winding down operations while this chapter is coming to a close the commitment to innovation self-care and skin confidence that skin embodied will live on in new and exciting ways cliffhanger yeah so not surprising right they did that first launch and then never again and it wasn't super promoted beyond the launch by kim and her crew so i imagine it wasn't her most successful venture and i think because skims is so successful anything that's not is really not worth her time because skims is just like a beast um but this does enter the graveyard of kim kardashian businesses she has quite a lot you know she's got kkw beauty like where is it yeah launched it relaunched kody this that that i don't know what ended up happening skikin kkw fragrances kimoji like there are a lot i guess you can't build something like skims without you know kissing a few frogs yeah you have to like fail up yeah but i also think that sometimes they fold into each other like she could start like skims beauty and have like a tab on the skim's website or in skim stores with like a couple of the best things from kkw like so i think that this is more of a folding thing i don't think these products are going to be available again because i don't know like how popular they were to begin with but when it comes to like other things that she's done like fragrance i think that that just folds in and i think that's a good idea you don't need a million little brands like when you have the one behemoth the mothership yeah and what's so interesting is like kim in the beauty space fragrance skincare and makeup like didn't really pop off in the way that i think that we all thought it would like the way kylie's did um but her in the shapewear space is like i don't know what's kim's worth like four billion dollars the last time i heard it's huge i just wouldn't have expected that for her i would have expected her makeup because she really invented like the whole glam culture contour queen she didn't invent it but she mainstreamed it popularized it and so i was surprised that like kkw beauty didn't do as well as I thought it would have well I feel like when it was in its heyday like and she was putting all the effort into it but also like competing with Kylie I feel like it was really strong but then like Skims just is so much more successful like it takes less to promote it and she's able to like pay other like people and market it with other influencers and it like runs itself so again like why would you invest so much time in a brand that just like does less and requires more work for you i feel like we haven't heard like a kim's uh a skims campaign in a while she needs to have the nader girls yeah that's a good one like they're the girls of the moment yeah and their hulu family that's so obvious do you think that this is going to be like such a maybe dumb question do you think they feel competitive at all like no like maybe kim wouldn't do a skims campaign with them because they're sort of positioning themselves as like the next big reality family sister show on the same network hulu i would be shocked if that's how they think like that like me too to be like that anyone can compete that anyone can compete they're so beyond like the family show now i wouldn't be surprised if eventually they stopped doing a show and they would be glad to pass the baton and they have their businesses and they've like they've achieved what they set out to achieve and it's not you know more shows or more episodes so just a thought um that would be really surprising but i i do hear what you're saying but brooks and chloe or like friends they were in the um the hulu in the show up front yeah like chit-chatting yeah yeah yeah i don't think they're like that me neither i think they're very secure yeah um are you ready for our fourth story our fourth story is it our fourth story that's brought to you by velvet caviar yes it is so whether you're upgrading to the new iphone 17 or you just want to give your current phone a fall refresh the only phone case brand that we love and trust is velvet caviar they have over 100 styles already for the iphone 17 in stock and ready to ship today these cases are drop tested up to 10 feet and they're mag safe compatible so all the matching accessories can be applied and removed in a snap i love velvet caviar it's my um phone case oh wait Same.

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48:01Now Zac Efron is a part of it. I don't think he's there like as Nina's date. I think he's just there because like the tellers, you know, hang out with lots of cool guys. I don't think he's there as Nina's date, but like why not them? Zac Efron's weird. Do you feel like with the exception of Vanessa, don't forget the Anne. Relationship wise, I feel like he doesn't like no one else comes to comes to mind. He's had a couple of like flings. No, just like girlfriends that were just, I don't know, like more, I guess, random. Like not normies completely, but just like more like artsy, creative types.

48:42I don't think he like goes for like the big actresses. No, he doesn't, except when he was in love with Zendaya. But he doesn't have like, I feel, maybe he keeps it all private, but I feel like he's not a relationship guy. I think he keeps it all private. Okay, that's fair. he's entitled to that I guess but like I don't know why if they're both on a boat like both looking good like why they're not looking at each other like hey you know Mr. Right now right right which I think he does love to be so I yeah I don't see why not why not why not them take a crazy chance yeah do a crazy dance I ship I love Zac Efron I love Zac Efron like I just love I love him so much.

49:25Why do you love him? Because great. Like, what about him endears you to him the most? Just like everything that he ever did. Like, he was such a big part. He was like the heart of our childhood. He's really lived up to it in adulthood. Though he's like taking some weird twists and turns. He's like really never completely lost his mind. Yeah. Yeah. I just like want what's best for him. I'm always rooting for him. Yeah. And like when I think about why I love Zac Efron so much, I think a lot of it for you probably has to do with The Greatest Showman. It actually doesn't. For me, it really has to do with hairspray.

49:56Like, yeah. Yeah. No, it's major. And I'm like. And. Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes far. Bop dee bop. Bop dee bop dee bop. They're crazy. Watch it. Scratch through that. I feel the same way about James Marsden. Honestly, I feel the same way about. Even though you wrote the letter? Even though. Yeah. Even though you wrote the letter. Everyone who participated in hairspray. for me like is the like amazing because i will always be a fan of them goaded nikki blonski of course goes without saying james marsden queen latifah amanda bynes no i'm so with you i yeah i think he's fab plus high school musical one two and three each one being like its own entity each one being its own entity troy bolton the rest of my life to feel just like a high school musical like troy bolton has never lost his luster it's actually so true like he was a teenage heartthrob uh you know a young adult heartthrob a mid-20s heartthrob now we're all like millennial heartthrob he's really it he really is i even love like his random movies It's like that awkward moment.