I Love Your Show, Toast: Tuesday, September 16th, 2025

0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Chosen Happy Tuesday and I choose you, Follet. Today, tomorrow, and every day. I choose you, Gisseltank. I choose you forever and a day. I feel like not enough people know about forever and a day. Do you want to tell them? This is just like weekly lore. I feel like once a week. It's actually weekly Jackie lore. We've been kind of exposing Jackie. I have a lot of lore in my life. I feel like I'm a very interesting individual. songs have been written about me yeah like what was it for a birthday it was for our one year anniversary when Jackie and Zach first started dating he wrote her a country song and let me tell you it's the best song I sing it all the time I find myself singing it whenever I say the phrase oh me oh my which I kind of say a lot oh my love let me sing it for everyone so they could really like hear it because they know I'm the singer here oh me oh my love like this comes once in a lifetime that's how i know i got my girl and i'm never letting go go i don't know how it goes after that one hun dopey it's the best thing that's happened to me that's how i stay loving you forever and a day it was so good he recorded it it was the cutest thing ever and let me tell you the song eight down yeah no the song left no crumbs my husband is actually like very musical as am i but he like raps and i think growing up he like his bar mitzvah theme was hip-hop yeah growing up he used to like write raps and like he liked to like play around with music and then when we started dating and i love country music he wrote me a country song and he recorded it in a studio and gave it to me and it's it's such a good song because like if someone's gonna write a song about you like it better be good right you have to sit there and listen to it like and it was so good everyone would sing it and then at our wedding he like sang it to me like drunk on the dance floor not in a serious way and like yeah don't worry but like all of our friends and family know the song because when he wrote it for me like we all shared it so like the whole wedding was singing oh me oh my love and it was just it was like a late night moment not like a babe no like singing you down the aisle and it was extremely lit so that's something cool about me it is just like a fun fact it's so good i'm telling you i sing it I'm like oh me oh my love like this comes well I can never remember that one hundo p because we that was when he wrote it like people used to say hundo p a lot and it's kind of a a time capsule it is and he and I used to say it a lot it was like a a core joke in our relationship in our relash oh it's so cute I love it and I stay loving you bitch forever and a day mofo thank you I love you forever and day as well mofo i love you you're so beautiful why thank you so much i'm really trying to like look like a human being on this show because we can't believe you didn't say anything that you're wearing my sweatshirt yeah well the sweatshirt's mine now because i stole it directly from your closet but and like you didn't know and it was yeah no let me tell you why it makes it mine because i was wearing the sweatshirt when i found out i was pregnant with ruby so it's mine now right no and it was still mine no there's like a huge stain on the wrist from me it's mine but it's so mine it's Botticelli uh possessions nine tenths of the lawn like once you stain something you own it okay just watch your back little girl oh no I'm afraid of the pregnant woman looking so parche in her little brown outfit oh my gosh thank you so much getting dressed at this stage like has been a feat I have a lot of challenges to overcome I need to give a shouts out to one of our sponsors actually cakes i love your cakes cakes because one of my many issues is like nippleitis in pregnancy i feel like my boobs show through everything so i've been wearing their grippies in my bras i was doing it all summer when i was wearing like athletic dresses just things that are like sort of thin and i wanted to wear like a cute little t-shirt a girl and a t but like we don't need the headlights on you know who yeah no it's hard to be a girl and a t at this stage spotlights on so um cakes has been like saving my arse They're a toast sponsor.

4:27They're a toaster-owned business. They went on Shark Tank. They have stickies and grippies. But I like the grippies. I just, like, put them in my bra. They're actually one of the sponsors today. So stay tuned for an offer I got for you guys. Not to tease. We also have Dear Toasters. Kind of a teasy kind of day. We're all about the synergy. I feel like that's such a good call. I think when you're, like, at the late stages of pregnancy, like, your nipples are getting ready to breastfeed. So they become enormous. And they show through everything. Yeah. So you want to, like, put something. I feel like some people start using their like lactation devices beforehand.

5:01But those leave marks. Yeah. No, but I've been using these grippies and like I'm smooth. You're looking smooth as butter. You're looking like a sexy little piece of dark chocolate today. I just want to take a little nibble out of you. Thank you, Jissel. Rare. Claude's name is Jissel. No, I really don't like the nickname. And I'm going to like tell you, I need you to change it. I know. It's going through a flow. But so this summer she's she's Koji when she is like in ant mode. and so all summer let's start from the beginning let's start from the cover koja is what the koja is what the kids used to call me they didn't really call you it we tried to like dumb down your name so that they would so they could say it say your name more so we start with koja and then it kind of turned into koja so like we always tell the kids koja koja koja to make it easy so that they like feel inclined to say her name and it worked by the way you see these kids they're like koja koja i love you you're skinny koja i love you you're beautiful they always say anti koja yeah And then this summer, like, we were calling her Koji all summer because she was in Animal all summer.

5:57So it morphed into, like, Koji. And then Kojis. Yeah. Then Jissy. Right, of course, for short. Drop the Ko. Jissy. And now Jissel. And now Jissel Tank. And I'm going to need you to evolve once again because I'm not loving it. I will. Just let me. I think you know by now. Just let me go on my journey. Oh, yeah. And to be clear, make sure your journey doesn't include just calling me Tank. Because at my current stage, I don't think I would be able to take it, honestly. Okay. Tank-a-lish? No? No. Like, seriously, no. Okay. We'll walk that back. I've given you free reign to call me whatever you want.

6:40So much so that I embrace being called Turdy. Okay? Do not call me Tank. Okay. We're going to walk it back. We're going to workshop. Me and my elves. Walk it back. Walk it back. Okay? We're going to pivot. What did I do last night? What did I watch? I wanted to watch something that I could talk about on the toes. Oh, it's Dancing with the Stars Day. That's exciting. I've been seeing so much Dancing with the Stars stuff. I am riding hard for Team Whitney Leavitt. I really think she's going to win, though. Jen Affleck is going to give her a run for her money. I also think Alex, you know, the thing about Alex Earl is she's so perfect looking.

7:14She's like, it's like she's obviously going to win. She's young. She's able-bodied. She's in amazing shape. She's actually kind of like not a good dancer. in the sense of like not super super coordinated that's like her thing she's like kind of like ditzy haha and so I've been watching her tiktoks of like really she's really trying hard like I think she's going to be most improved but Whitney's coming into this like a perfect I think Whitney has a career there I think she might have been a dance minor or something like she has background in dance she's got rhythm she's got riz like some people just have that like dance yeah flair bug alex doesn't she'll be a great contestant but like i would be shocked if she won i am rooting for her though me too i'm there's a lot of people that i'm rooting for just want to say once again i'm not rooting for glebs samchenko i'm rooting i'm praying on his downfall okay yeah i finished love thy nader last night you were missing one episode i was missing one episode and you were right that whatever we saw for next is like a preview a trailer the second half of the season not got it not next week coming out damn yeah glad to know that Jules like didn't father a child out of wedlock though I never thought he did and then Mary Beth Holland came up on my Instagram or no TikTok and she had made a TikTok with him like a week ago so they're still together I know I was really worried about her throwing her whole life away for this reality show but thankfully she only threw her career away her personal life is still intact yes and I don't mind her prioritizing the show over her relationship at this moment like she shouldn't move to LA without an engagement agreed um I think the show is a really good business for her like if it was just like I'm gonna do modeling instead of moving to LA I'd be like girl just go to LA but like the show she's doing it with her sister she should be there for it at least until he proposes that's I would love for the show to go across the pond when he takes her family to Wimbledon like I know Brooks isn't there but that's something I would definitely like to see maybe they do I think they filmed all summer I'm obsessed yeah very exciting and now they're so in the press like yeah everywhere every day that I'm looking for stories it's like Nader sisters here Nader sisters there no I love it yeah it's exciting what did I watch I say why am I having such a hard time remembering I called you didn't I yeah what was I watching what was I saying i put on hulu i recall because hulu's where it's at these days sorry like yeah everything goes in waves i just yeah it does every app has their moment surge yeah yeah wait i feel like i'm going crazy what did i watch last night i don't know i had to be early to bed it was a co-sleeping night it was an etb kind of night yeah so i just had to lay there in the dark love that i went to bed at 8 30 there's like right now I'm in my era of prioritizing rest I don't know when I'm not but yeah no but that's that's good you know tomorrow's my wedding anniversary it is what is the year 2017 till now eight three and five three and five right that's how I did the math as well um yes my eight year wedding anniversary and it's so funny we have a fab dinner reservation I feel like every time we celebrate a wedding anniversary i start saying the next year so it's like we celebrated our ace when people ask them again we're married nine years so i've been saying it's our eighth wedding anniversary for almost a year and now it feels like you've been married no time at all correct well eight years what how'd you say you're celebrating we have a pardy dinner reservation at a pardy hot spot oh wow do you think you'll be able to focus on romance with all the heat in the air no at heat no from the hot spot oh yes at this particular restaurant like not only can i i i have like many memories of never being able to like look at the person that i'm with because you just it's one of those restaurants you have to have your head on a swivel because everywhere you go celebrity celebrity celebrity yeah well that's romantic yes i love people watching and that's how you choose to celebrate gets me real hot okay yeah well happy anniversary to you and lish to the lishes so much the lish family how like do you never mind i was just gonna start a conversation that was gonna be uninteresting run it back can you can you just tell me what it was gonna be i won't answer i won't answer i won't have the conversation but like just curious No.

11:40Okay. It's like, trust me, I'm not holding anything back. It's uninteresting. I'm saving you. I'm saving you. Just take the save and move on. Okay. We can take the save. We can also get into the stories because we have some interesting stories. We have Dear Toasters. We do. We've got a show for you. I love your show, Toast. Let's try all this week to do titles. Like, I love your blank blank. Let's do it. I've been saying it so much. it's so funny I was on the phone with Shannon yesterday yeah I spoke to Shannon we're friends I love your baby Shannon right and I said I was like doing you know monologuing and I said I love your blank blank but I know she's behind on the toes so like it just um that was hard for me and for anyone who wants to know she's doing so well I spoke I yeah I spoke to her yesterday too yeah and I uh I sent her flowers did you maybe no you didn't I sent her flowers and she actually She texted me like, oh my God, that card was really beautiful.

12:40I got choked up. Wow. Yeah, because Shannon and I, we've been doing this together. You know, she's leaned on me. I've leaned on her. And it's just been like a really beautiful experience to go through with your best friend, Shannon. So I just wanted to send her some flowers to commemorate this amazing journey we've been on together. I feel like we're all. I guess technically you've been on it. I've been on it together too. I think I was like pregnant with her longer than you, but we're all in the journey. Taylor's pregnant too. Did you see her gender reveal? Donahue? And Monica. go oh yeah taylor donnie was also pregnant right and yes i did see her gender reveal but you know what i wanted to get your take on this because the taylors are being so annoying about their baby name like they haven't they will not tell anyone like even taylor's mom like they won't tell anyone and i gave a guess today gender name why would they tell you i don't know i feel like if you're not like crazy jewish like you tell i don't think so well they're just being like really secretive about it so much so that like maybe i wouldn't have cared but now i'm like dying to know and I had a really good guess that I texted them this morning.

13:38They said it's not the name, but now I feel like it was such a good guess. They might, it's such a good name. They might change it. It's kind of how I felt when I told Nicole Combs that she should really name her next son Boone because he's from Boone, North Carolina. And she was like, oh, I love that name. But somebody they know has a name, so she really can't. I think, and I just wanted to say it because in case I was right, but I don't think that I am now. They're having a girl and I think that they're going with the last name Strecker. So you have to think of all names with the last name Strecker.

14:05And I think that they're going to name their daughter, daughter, Birdie. Hear me out. Taylor Donahue is obsessed with the Eagles. Now, obviously, she's not going to name her daughter Eagle. But, like, as a nod, and it's a pretty name. It's also, like, a cool name. Like, a lot of people do it. Birdie. It is a pretty name. Take the Eagles out of it. Right, right. But, you know, like, that means a lot to Donahue. I understand. I think it's so crazy that you would expect them to tell you their name. Especially, like, we keep bars under lock and key and for seven days. Yeah, but we tell each other everything.

14:36Who? Me and the Taylors. You didn't tell them names you were thinking. I'm bound by the covenant between me and the Lord. Like, that's so different. I know, but like they're just giving you a taste of your own medicine. So I brought it up because I wanted to know if you - Do unto others as you would do unto them. Shut up. I wanted to ask you if you had a good name guess because you're good at that. I'm not good at that. Yeah, you are. You're good with names. You have beautiful names. I do. I mean, they come so hard to me. but what when did I ever guess well oh sorry not guess but like give them a suggestion well I think they'll go with something with a t you do I do what if they went with Donna what if they went with Taylor I like it yeah I think it'll be something with a t I think you've got it at that point okay fine something with a t and I feel like it's just gonna hark back to like philadelphia and the eagles what's like a town tate so cute that is cute really cute tate streck tate streck i said that they should do brady hobbs and name the kids strecker but that's if it was a boy agreed agreed aligned um stories are what good i something something's to really chew on today oh you're feeling chewy i am feeling i could just see you though being like who cares i seriously there are so many stories i genuinely don't care about i'll let you know when i care but it's hard because like sometimes i really don't care but like this is my job so right i have to care right you know but sometimes i just have to let you guys know when i really don't give a fuck yes i agree but sometimes you have to muster up a fuck oh do we have a story about iris and tj yeah we do okay okay so i won't talk about it right now but that's like what let's that's just on my FYP.

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23:09So I don't think if you're a big Justin fan, there's like the odds of you getting a show or a tour in your town anytime soon. But him putting together this one show, I think for so many of his fans is so exciting because he really doesn't perform live, but I think this is good for him. He lives in California. He doesn't have to travel. He doesn't have to be away from his house, from his family, from his kids. Haley and the girls always go to Coachella. So like, it's going to be, it's going to be pargy content. Yeah, it really is. I think that's a no brainer. They should do like a roadhouse. They should.

23:36They probably will. I'm sure they will. Yeah. And then Carol G. There was something else I wanted to say. I'm with you. I don't like listen to her music that often, but I've seen her perform at like award shows and stuff, and she's super talented, and I think she's going to put on a great show. I think this is three for three. Yeah, not to be like that person. Has Olivia Rodrigo ever headlined Coachella? Definitely not. She's definitely performed. Yeah. So this definitely like, you know, scoots Sabrina up in the race not to pit women against each other but they've been pitted oh she made a surprise guest appearance um that is she joined no doubt last year no it's not the same I just and I want to say this question came up in the search results on Google like pretty quickly I'm not the only one searching that this morning and yes I know you guys are gonna say I'm toxic pitting women against I'm just curious because whether or not anyone wants to admit it like there is a race going on between these two and it's been really leveled recently so much i think sabrina's taken the cake a little bit and this is huge sorry it's huge i agree other performers for the festival for festival goers i didn't even look at the other lines will be the strokes i like the strokes nine inch and that wasn't a joke actually okay i love your strokes Stroke.

24:53I like your song Strokes. You know they sing that song that they used in Sing. It could have been me. You know that Halsey covers. I guess you didn't watch Sing 2. I must have missed it. Nine Inch Noise. David Byrne. Iggy Pop. Young Thug. Addison Rae. Sexy Red. When you're driving your car I'm your baby. In the backseat. Sexy Red. We know it. she did with that what did she do she's on that song with bruno mars oh look it up yeah yeah teddy swims oh teddy swims uh moby cascade major laser fk twigs pink pantherist big bang somber the double x cat's eye and more oh so cat's eye is from that netflix show i was like why is everybody screaming for Cat's Eye at what was the most recent award show?

25:50MTV. Yeah and they're like super viral from this sort of like making the band type of show that Netflix put together. Oh I didn't know that. I've slowly been piecing together who Cat's Eye is. I was first introduced to them through the Gap Jeans commercial but I thought Cat's Eye was one person. I was like oh Cat's Eye did Gap Jeans. I have to find out what's going on with Cat's Eye. And then also I think there's someone in Cat's Eye called Manon and it took me a while for me to realize that's not like people talking about Shannon. Right. It's just a lot. That is a lot. But yes, I the origins are Netflix.

26:23Well, thank you for that piece of the puzzle. You're welcome. Taking a look at the rest of the poster. Oh, what I want. Sorry. No, sorry. Like literally not worth an. Oh, it's just a name I recognized. Who? Duke Dumont. What? He has that Parchi song. Sing it. I have to find it. I think it's like Ocean something. I know I don't think I'm the target demo for Coachella but I just want to say besides the headliners Ocean Drive yeah everyone knows it of course you don't know Ocean Drive those performers really sound stanky just want to say but it's the elk of Coachella because Coachella people forget not to be like an old person Coachella was not this like festival for popular artists no it's an indie music festival it's an indie music festival and then they realized when they put headliners on that people actually knew their ticket sales went up.

27:16So now it's kind of like this, it's like the Super Bowl. Who will do it? Who will do it? And it's not really indie anymore, but I guess like besides the headliners it is. They're trying to serve everyone. Like they want the masses so they get the headliners, but then the rest of the lineup is really like in the indie music category. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to say, I remember I texted Ben, what we watched last night was the new season of Only Murders in the Building. It's a good show. I'm sorry. It's really good. They lost name. I forget why, but I can't do it anymore. Martin Short is everything.

27:46I no longer found it enjoyable but I'm glad you're enjoying. That's fine. It's really a beautiful sort of Woody Allen-esque tribute to New York. It's like just it's really New York. That's how I feel about Love Thy Nader. Totally. It's different. It's a beautiful tribute to New York. This is Upper West Side. They're a beautiful tribute the Naders to Soho. Yeah. They really are. They make it look like the New York of your. Like events, restaurants, walking in the street. like yeah it's fun yeah are you ready for our next story yeah why not a little update from the blackstock family because reba shared how her uh late stepson black brandon blackstock's kids are supporting each other through his death so reba was at the emmys and she shared an update on the blackstock family as she uh it was his stepmother a former she ended up getting divorced from his dad but she was a stepmom for many years and they were really close and she's close with kelly so i think she did take close with the family yeah but you know that his dad also like took money from reba the same way that brendan sort of nefariously acted in the divorce financially his dad did the same to reba also reba's engaged yeah reba's engaged to that guy yeah who is he he's a famous actor i think his like big thing is csi miami but he is in young sheldon he plays the principal and then reba is in young sheldon playing connie's man's ex-wife so they work together they're so in love they're so cute his name is rex something right yeah you would recognize his face if you saw him he's the definition of a working actor like you've seen him in your favorite tv show he's been in a bunch of movies but he's not like movie stars reba low-key is a man eater Reba gets around yeah go off queen and she's doing it like and no one's really noticing like it's not like that's her reputation like oh are you calling Reba a slut and do you want people like to now start calling her a slut that's the vibe I'm getting from you you're calling attention to it at all I am calling attention to it but it's not in a slutty she's literally marrying everyone it's like more Elizabeth Taylor she's Elizabeth Taylor and I feel like she doesn't get the credit for that the seven husbands of Reba McIntyre Title.

30:07Anyway, she said, we miss him. We miss him every minute. The kids are doing well. They're all bonding together and hanging out with each other and taking it one day at a time. We know God's got this. That's so Reba. Because he had other kids. Outside of Kelly? Yes. Before or after? Probably before. Before. Yeah, they're older. So they're all going through this together. Just wishing everyone well, truly. Yeah. Me as well. And Reba's a queen. Yeah, she is. Even though you're trying to slut shame her over here. I literally, I'm trying to give her props. I'm trying to give her props. Because I just feel like she's doing all this and no one's noticing it.

30:44But I noticed. So what you're saying is that you want Reba McIntyre to join Amber Rose's next slut walk. No. I'm saying. Because it sounds like that's what you're saying. That Reba McIntyre is the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation. She doesn't get the credit. Who is the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation? Jennifer Lopez? Ariana Grande? Yeah. There are a lot, but who is a celebrity who's always getting married? Yeah, J-Lo at this point. J-Lo. Because Ariana Grande has been engaged twice, once. And married. Married once. Married once. Engaged once. Once. That's not that crazy. It's very normal.

31:20Well, Christina Hack. Christina Hack. Christina Hack El Moussa Hall is the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation. HGTV queen. Yeah. But also Jennifer Lopez. Yes, yes. Are you ready for our next story? It's some news you're going to be excited by. Really? Yeah, because Dakota and Elle Fanning are on the cover of Vanity Fair, and they're talking about their sisterhood, and they are talking about the Nightingale. They're talking actually about - Oh, they are? Yes, they talked about two exciting projects, one that I didn't know about, one being the Nightingale. So they talked a lot about how the start of their careers, they both are like, you know, Dakota, she really is like the kid from Uptown Girl.

32:04like she's like very brettened up like very precocious always been that way and Elle is just like a lot more whimsical and like free-spirited and that's how they've always been and like growing up when they were forging their own careers they really wanted to be like seen as different which they succeeded at but I imagine it was really hard because they're twins yeah they're twins but I don't even think of them similarly right but now they say like now they're at a point in their careers where they want to merge and like do stuff together but they've been waiting for the right thing and not just a role where they're each playing the same character but like young and old like they really wanted like a strong sister story and so they are fully aligned on the nightingale she said the reason why it's like taken so long is um they were supposed to go to where were they filming bulgaria belgium right before the pandemic budapest that's where they were filming pandemic hit they had to pause then when it was resurrected the filmmaker um had to step in like the filmmaker couldn't do it anymore so they have someone new so it was just like a bunch of admin also what i didn't realize about the movie is that reese witherspoon will be producing it as well oh oh you know when there's a book turned film or tv show and reese is involved with the exception of little houses everywhere fires you're in good hands yeah you are in good hands so they are taking it very seriously they're very excited and they like cherish the book as much as we do but something else that they're working on is a24 required acquired the rights to Paris Hilton's memoir on behalf of the Fanning sisters because they will be playing Paris and Nikki in.

33:37You're kidding. Yes, but we don't know who's playing who. Let me think. I think Elle will play Paris. I agree. Because she's more like whimsical. And Nikki is kind of serious. Not serious, but compared to Paris, she's just the more like leveled one. Yeah, agreed. Oh man, I love that. So that she was talking about her relationship with Paris and how like she's been like talking to her. they met on the set of cat in the hat the best fucking movie ever the best movie ever who met dakota and paris because paris did a cameo and dakota's in the movie paris did a cameo i know dakota's the little girl the little girl yeah i guess she did a cameo that's the best movie ever seriously alec baldwin's best work no it's so good i've watched it a bunch recently because the kids were into cat in the hat it's a little mature but like yeah it's not for kids no and even on the soundtrack like one of the songs it's like you know they're about to rhyme with ass but then he like yeah I like of course like turn on so it's a little mature but it's really good and really funny I just want to say the vibe the vision that I'm seeing for the Paris book with Dakota and Al is something directed by Sofia Coppola I just I think she needs to get involved yes also both girls have worked with Mr.

34:49and Ms. Coppola Francis Ford and Sofia so they have yeah they've worked with everyone Dakota and Elle Dakota and Elle have worked with Francis Ford Coppola? Yeah one of them I don't know which one How do you know that? It happened to be in this article like weirdly because they were saying all the directors Tarantino's Spielberg, Coppola's Oh that's so weird they need to like seriously it's a Sofia Coppola like she can do what she did with Bling Ring you know Yeah Banning, Francis I'm just like so curious how they worked with Francis Ford Coppola Twixt was an American horror film written, directed, and produced by Francis Ford Coppola starring Elle.

35:30There you go. That's really crazy. So the Fanny sisters are doing big things while also like remaining the most normal people in Hollywood. They give such normal vibes. For being child stars? I always have to remind myself that they're not related to Mary-Kate and Ashley. They give me such Mary-Kate and Ashley vibes because they look like Elizabeth James. Yeah, Elizabeth Olsen. Elizabeth Olsen, James' brother. To me, they're so intertwined, but they're literally not at all. No, and even in this article, they know that they're wearing the robe for their interview. Oh, they are? Yeah. I really like them.

36:10I think they're good girls. I think so, too. This makes me more excited for The Nightingale. And we know them as actors, and I feel like we don't really get glimpses into their personalities, but when they do, they just seem like fun-loving sisters. They seem really serious, but I don't think that they are. Yeah, I agree. I think they're like very sisterly. Yeah, I cannot wait for The Nightingale. Everything I hear, I get like more and more confident. I'm very protective over this book. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm kind of designed to hate it already because I'm so protective and I'm so close to it.

36:38But everything I hear from casting to production, like I feel good about. But just stick to the book, you know? There's enough in the book that you don't have to like make up a new storyline. Stick to the book. I feel like sometimes they feel like in the books, Like there's just not enough like plot lines characters. So they add to like make a movie. But like there's enough. It's a chunky book. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is some more new project news? Yeah. And the one that I fear that you might not muster up a fuck about. But I actually have a fuck to give today. Let's give it like Claudia's fuck-o-meter.

37:12Okay. Demi Lovato is announcing her ninth studio album called It's Not That Deep. She shares a release date. She just put out two singles called Here All Night and Fast. What does Claudia, how many fucks do you give? So if this is the fuck-o meter, ready? So you're a little above zero. I would say I'm like 30%, you know? 30%, okay. I care deeply about the reincarnation, the renaissance, the renewal of Demi Lovato. Will I be searching, waiting till midnight streaming? Probably not. But if it's good, like, and it makes its way to me via TikTok or the radio, I'll be really happy for her. But I'm not going to be a part of the movement, you know?

37:54I just want to say, one of her singles, Here All Night, made its way to me. Like, I saw it on Instagram, and then it was on my release radar. So I listened again. And I already have it, like, I can sing it to you. Love that. I don't know the words, but I know the tune.

38:09Oh, get it, girl. Yeah, yeah. Let me get over you. It's, it's like good. and I'm here for this era. Don't forget, like she has an amazing voice. And what's so funny is even on this song, it's been 10 years, you know, multiple lives. She's been different people. She's died. She's come back. Yeah, literally. Literally. She sounds the exact same. It's Sunny with a Chance singing. I saw the artwork and I actually thought the artwork was quite well done. Powerful. I saw a behind the scenes of it too because it looks like it's this crazy image where all these things are going around. it looks clearly ai generated who would you know and i saw behind the scenes it's totally like real um and i thought it was kind of profound you know so i am here for this era i will listen i will learn and i'm i am i am rooting for demi i have always rooted for demi yeah she said about the album this music is a perfect reflection of where i'm at today i had such an incredible time making this album and it was such a freeing experience to let loose and have fun with it With my past eras, I often wrote cathartic music about heavy topics that I needed to process.

39:17When I got back in the studio this time around, those songs just weren't resonating anymore because I'm not in that place in life. I'm happy. I'm in love. And I just want to enjoy life and have fun. I realized it's not that deep anymore. And that became the ethos for this album. It's Not That Deep is meant for late nights and dance floors. And I can't wait for you all to dance with me. Is that the name of the album? It's Not That Deep? Yeah. Oh, I love that because I do feel like, and yes, it was totally reflective of what was going on in her life. And that's great. And I think we got some amazing songs from it.

39:42But like, yes, let's be happy. Happiness is everything. Joy, light. Love that. It reminds me of like a better take on Katy Perry's new album, 143, where she was like, it's just about the rhythm and the heartbeat. Like, and you know. Okay, that's a bad. You're making me hate it because I hate that. I'm like, that was dark. I'm saying a better take on it because she was doing like all, she was doing the most and then she's like, I'm stripping it down. We're making hits again. But they were like hips devoid of substance. Hits devoid of substance. And it had the Dr. Luke scandal. And I just I don't think it was like a done well.