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I Love Your Shows, Hulu: Monday, September 15th, 2025

15 Sep 2025 · 1 h 30 min
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Podcast Summary: The Toast - Episode: I Love Your Shows, Hulu (September 15, 2025)

Overview In this episode of *The Toast* hosted by Jackie and Claudia Oshry, the sisters discuss various trending topics in entertainment, share their weekend experiences, and recap the latest episodes of popular shows, including *Love Thy Nader*. The episode addresses celebrity news, pop culture moments, and personal anecdotes with humor and insight.

Key Topics Discussed

  1. Celebrity Sightings and Fan Theories
  2. Taylor Swift's Chiefs Game Entrance:
  3. Taylor Swift was spotted at a Chiefs game, sparking fan theories about her appearance. Speculation included potential pregnancy rumors and changes in her look.
  4. Discussion emphasized her security concerns and the implications of being a high-profile celebrity.
  1. Breakup News
  2. Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes:
  3. Recently ended their nearly three-year relationship shortly after celebrating Kelsea's birthday publicly.
  4. The hosts expressed shock due to the couple’s seemingly happy relationship and shared admiration for their public interactions.
  1. Dunkin’ Ad Featuring Jen Affleck
  2. Mormon Wives Star Jen Affleck:
  3. Featured in a Dunkin’ commercial alongside Ben Affleck, showcasing a humorous take on their relationship dynamics.
  4. The hosts discussed the reception of the ad and Jen's rise to fame amid previous criticisms.
  1. Dancing With The Stars Podcast Announcement
  2. The announcement of an official *Dancing With The Stars* podcast hosted by Joey Graziadei, expected to provide behind-the-scenes insights.
  1. Will Arnett's Dating Life
  2. Discussion of Will Arnett's ex-girlfriend Alessandra Brawn now dating Emily Ratajkowski's ex-husband, Sebastian Bear McClard, highlighting the interconnected nature of celebrity relationships.

Weekend Recaps

  • Jackie and Claudia shared their TV-watching experiences, including a deep dive into the *Love Thy Nader* series, discussing character developments and the show's themes around beauty standards and personal struggles.
  1. Love Thy Nader Recap
  2. The sisters provided a detailed recap of the latest episodes, focusing on:
  3. Brooks' struggles with industry pressures and her use of Ozempic.
  4. The candid discussions surrounding beauty standards and health in the modeling industry.
  5. The dynamics among the sisters, including their support for each other and the conflicts that arise.

Key Takeaways

  • The episode blends light-hearted celebrity gossip with deeper discussions about societal issues, such as body image and the impacts of fame.
  • Jackie and Claudia's comedic banter provides an engaging listening experience while shedding light on significant topics in pop culture.

Conclusion The episode combines humor, personal stories, and critical discussions about the latest in pop culture, showcasing the Oshry sisters' unique perspectives on celebrity life and societal norms. The lively conversation encapsulates the essence of *The Toast*, making it a fun and insightful listen for fans.

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0:20I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody's having a parjilicious definition, make the boys go loco kind of morning already. I've been making the boys go loco all morning long. I think you've been making yourself go loco. Jackie, you're not saying it with the right intonation. It's loco. Well, I'm not a tostada, so like that would be cultural appropriation. That's the understatement of a century. You are not a tostada. Actually, I can't believe we never shared this. Over the summer, I discovered the craziest thing about my sister, Jackie. obviously like we actually speak Spanish quite well we grew up speaking it obviously took it in school and stuff and I overheard over the summer Jackie speaking Spanish and let me tell you like question mark she does not speak Spanish she says Spanish words in the most American accent you can think of so you would say you know when I started Jackie no Jackie says when I started Yeah, no, I pronounce every letter.

1:20Someone was asking me something. I was like, yo, no recuerdo. And I said, recuerdo? She's so, you speak more American than you do when you speak English. I know. I'm just like trying to pronounce everything, even though that's the opposite of how you're supposed to speak Spanish. And the thing is like, I actually have a lot of words. Like I was pulling out, you know, palabras left and right. Mochilas. Mochilas. Don't forget the mochilas. Yeah, she like, she was very smart in school. So she like learned a lot. But the accent, and for me it's the opposite. I actually don't know a lot of Spanish words, but I say them.

1:53You have the flair. Like I was born to speak the language, you know? Like you were born to speak Espanol. Yeah, how do you say language in Spanish? Linguista? That sounds right. It does sound right, but I feel like it's not. Say language in Spanish. I don't know. I just use palabras. Oh, no, it's idioma. Oh, that's classic, idioma. Or as Jackie would say, idioma. Idioma, yeah. No fun facts about me, I am who I am, you know? And she's gonna pronounce all the letters, even the ones that are intended to be silent. Right, and I just, I don't know, people talk about this all the time, like sometimes it's offensive when people like put on an accent.

2:37We've all seen that sketch. Right, right. Tapas and gazpacho. It's not offensive, it's so annoying. it's annoying but it's also like who are you like stop yeah sorry i respect the language but i don't know it just feels like a costume i'm just being me speaking another language i hope you can understand i am really i am being me tambien you know well you are tostada correct oh sorry si si se puede oh si se puede i'm glad you brought that up because you know what i can do si se puede oh i thought you were gonna kick your leg or something no actually and i never feel more like in touch with my like like hispanic accent than when i say si se puede you know yeah america farrah ate with that she did she left no crumbs zero zero how was your weekend we actually haven't chatted that much this weekend i pretty much called you late last night we actually had such a funny experience because I called Claudia.

3:36Oh my God. This was seriously funny. You ever experienced a conversation like outside of your body? I would call Claudia and as I was calling her, I was like sitting up ramrod straight and it was giving like, I have an announcement. I was literally thinking like, and wait, and you like called and didn't say anything. You just like looked at me and I was like, Oh wait, am I supposed to be? And I literally went like this. You're pregnant. Oh wait. Like, yeah, you're literally not much pregnant. I literally thought you were calling to tell me like that's how you would call me to tell me you were pregnant Claudia when I called you when I saw myself in the camera I'm like I look like I'm about to tell her I'm pregnant and then I thought to myself it would be funny if I called her and said I'm pregnant and you guys I literally went she literally did but it was like it was just crazy that we both had the same thought you were being weird I guess I was it was just because I was sitting funny and you didn't say anything you looked at me with like this little smirk and I was like oh wait what you're pregnant and then I was like oh yeah no you are you have been for nine months like Yeah, yeah.

4:31So that was funny. No, but so we chatted last night, but like not about our weekends at a glance. No, and the only thing I really have to share from my weekend is all the TV I watched. Like I was sat, I watched Love Thy Nader in full. I'm done. As did I. Let's recap it at the end, shall we? Yep. Great. I also watched Charlie Sheen's documentary because like Ben and I were having a hard time deciding on something on Friday night. And this was before he became obsessed with Love Thy Nader. So at first it was like a show I had to watch on my own. um so we watched the charlie sheen documentary it's two parts and i'm like not a she involved i'm not involved like i don't know really i just know the denise of it all right do you even though no right she was in the documentary by the way it was amazing like first of all so i remember like him becoming like viral for like being on crack right but i didn't realize how like the entire nation like was obsessed with him while he was on crack like they loved the crack version so much so that he went on tour and did like a cracked out show hashtag people like hashtag winning yes duh winning and let me tell you like charlie sheen the man is actually very funny so when he like went on crack and like did his show like i'm sure it was hilarious but he was in the documentary like being himself and the way he just story Tales is funny.

5:50And there's so much Sheen. First of all, I think I knew, but I had forgotten that he's brothers with Emilio Estevez. No, but also who's the other Sheen from Twilight? From Twilight? Michael Sheen. He's Volturi. His dad. Oh, is he Volturi? Yeah, his dad is Michael Sheen. Michael Sheen is the head. Michael Sheen's in Twilight? Yeah, he's head of Volturi. Michael Sheen. No, he's not the head of Volturi. Yeah, he is. That's his dad. He's 56. No, that Martin Sheen. Sorry, Martin Sheen. Martin Sheen. And Michael Sheen is just a Sheen from Twilight, and he's not related to Charlie, apparently. He's not.

6:29Oh, that's so weird. I forgot about Michael Sheen. Sorry. Martin Sheen is from the West Wing. He's like the biggest actor from his time. He was in like a million movies. He had five kids, two of which became really famous, Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen. Why do they have different names? Oh, my God. So Martin, no, Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez. Okay. when Emilio got famous first he became Emilio Estevez they kept saying Estevez so I think I'm saying it wrong but you should say right I'll say Estevez yeah Charlie was saying Estevez he said when he became famous I think he wanted to differentiate himself a little bit from his brother and he was like I was so jealous of my brother when he got famous and that like really like catapulted him into like wanting to be a movie star so he just changed his whole name he said Charlie Sheen he wanted Sheen from Martin and it's crazy like Martin Sheen and why was Emilio Estevez why were they the Estevez if their dad is Sheen I'm not sure they didn't answer that they just had like a lot of names thrown around okay okay I think maybe Martin no actually I don't know so Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen are not in the documentary although they're like ever present in the entire story because like Martin Sheen is just I didn't know much about Martin Gene he's this amazing dad right like he's still really close with Charlie after all they've been through and was there for him like the entire time so I forgot about his like nepo part of his life like I only really knew the Denise of it all honestly oh my god what a crazy story now the only thing that like got me a little miffed it's like I knew he was like a druggie and like whatever he didn't hurt anybody he was just like on drugs and never showed up to two and a half men and two and a half men was like the biggest show and when it got canceled everyone was upset they were replaced Ashton Kutcher like nobody liked it.

8:10I knew all of that and I was like I feel like there's something more nefarious going on. So then at the end of the documentary was just like a really good documentary about his life. All the crack he did. They had his drug dealer. They had Sean Penn in it. They had Heidi Fleiss the famous escort and she only went to prison because Charlie ratted her out. Like there was a lot. They got everyone. It was really good. And then they're like okay we need everyone to leave the room like on set. And he's like all right Charlie we're going to ask you some things like you've never publicly spoken about he was accused of two things one he has hiv and um i guess like he got sued later on in life for like giving it or not for not disclosing and he was like well it's true i didn't disclose it to partners but like i wasn't running around i never gave it to anyone so like a lot of people like he said these girls would come to my house and they knew i had hiv because like they saw all my meds everywhere and So like they would like like use me as bait to.

9:05And so I was like, OK, well, that's kind of crazy to not tell people you have HIV. But, you know, all in all, you didn't give it to anyone. Just assume that they saw your meds and knew what that meant. But he said he's like, I knew at the time, like I couldn't give it to anyone because I was asymptomatic and, you know, whatever. Like he knew he wasn't contagious at the time. And then I was like, I feel like there's something more nefarious about Charlie Sheen. I can't remember what it is besides, you know, Brooke Mueller, drugs, crack, doing crack. and it was that the child star cory hame let me just make sure i know there's two child stars cory hame and cory thellman cory thellman is like going on dance with the stars right cory hame alleged that like years years ago on the film of on the set of the film lucas charlie sheen raped him and charlie was like he answered it very directly he was like i literally didn't he's like and he was kind of convincing i was like cory hames still with us yes and he said that like who's the one who passed i'm not sure maybe it was cory hame he's like i never did and he was like so much so that cory hames mother came out and said like it's impossible that charlie sheen could have done this like he was really and i don't know like if you he didn't need to make a documentary right like nobody really is like needing to hear from charlie sheen so if you have these like crazy allegations unless you're really innocent like why would you even attack it head on yeah but up until that point i was like kind of rooting for charlie and then after that i was like oh i didn't know that like that was what you were accused of he's no longer with us he passed away in 2010 and then the last thing they said when there was like this closed set which i thought was really crazy because i'm like well up until this point i don't know why he would have you know done that he's not gay like he all the women he was married three times denise was in the documentary but then he goes on to say like you know when i was on crack and this is something i used to be really ashamed of but like literally who cares he's like crack and the type of crack i was doing makes you hypersexual just makes you like very very sexual and like yeah i was having sex with men and like that's something i and i he's like i think that's something i used to be ashamed of like i don't care anymore so like oh well that's crazy to share right after you're discussing that allegation i don't know the whole thing i was inclined to believe him but then after that i was just like i don't know people you know well which people cory or charlie sorry you and i are the elk of believers like i'm like i'm easy to get hoodwaves i really take people at their word and when i probably shouldn't i know and the whole time he was so genuine right like he didn't have to sit down for this documentary he was so open and if he really had like true demons i can't imagine him sitting down and producing his own documentary Like, I don't know.

11:44And you're right. I do take people at their word and I'm very easily like swayed by people. And he does have this like movie star sort of je ne sais quoi. I, they just saved that allegation to the very end. Up until that point, I was like, oh, what happened to Charlie Sheen is so sad. And Corey Heame's no longer here. So he can say what he wants and there's no way to really know. That's actually true. Just saying. It was a really good documentary. Ben enjoyed it as well. Like they really got, when they cut to Heidi Fleiss, famous madam. Was it like the feeling when Adriana sat down? Correct. Correct.

12:19And I also saw the Downton Abbey movie on Friday. I know. Don't spoil anything, but just top line, how was it? I was really happy that the theater was packed with exclusively geriatrics. Like it was such, like it was hilarious. It was amazing. Like they don't do anything bad. even though the movies not all of them have been like the best it's all just like one big episode yeah and i think a lot of people are like it's called downton abbey the grand finale but like it's not you know they're always but they did really tie it up with like a montage yeah they can always squeeze another one out you know we got them kids now yeah the kids were barely in it i thought the premise of this film was that mary goes to america okay um or like the family goes to america and it wasn't it all took place like at downton which is great but it did make me think we need a movie where they because they're tied to America.

13:07The movie that they would make is literally Gilded Age, but like the good version. Yeah, because Paul Giamatti, who plays Cora's brother, he comes over from New York. So like the movies are really about New York in a sense. Yeah. I thought they went to America and I was like more excited about that plot. So I think I just need like the down to maybe a Q Lab, like a movie where the guild where they stay at Carrie Coon's house. Yeah. The timing is in 100 because they're like 1930s now and Gilded Age is earlier than that. But there's definitely some crossover to be had. Yeah, they could stay at like, you know, something.

13:40Yeah. It was really good. It was fun to go to the movies. I went to the movies this weekend and I did not see Downton Abbey, unfortunately. But we did something really fun, something new. We took the kids to a movie because Toy Story 30th anniversary. It's the 30th anniversary of Toy Story. Congrats. I love your cake, Toy Story. And Olivia was taking her kids because she likes going to movies once in a while with her kids. She says it's so fun. and I'm like, you know, so anti-screen time. So I was like really nervous. But like it was in the afternoon on Saturday. It storms here every afternoon.

14:11Like it's hurricane season. So like it's a nice indoor activity. So I was like, okay, like we'll try it. It's Toy Story. You know, it's one of the oldies. And it was so fabulous. It was so cute to take them to a movie. The only unfortunate part was that like I had to watch Toy Story. I know. I'm thinking like, can you leave them there with Zach and go see Downton Abbey? I wouldn't even want to. Plus the runtime was actually pretty short. like for compared to like what we're used to now sitting in the movies for like three hours it was like an hour 15 max it was like the perfect amount of time before they got like stir crazy but they were really into it the whole time i've never like watched toy story with such a close eye but like woody the woat the woody the woat jealous wench oh jealous of buzz jealous of buzz like gaslighting other toys woody i feel like i remember watching recently like woody had like a chip on his shoulder he really did like he thought he was the number one guy in this group and it's like bro we're toys we're in a rotation every day is different everything to everyone all at once right and annie's been really good to you just enjoy that i didn't realize the character of rex i'm pretty sure is voiced by um the teacher from clueless mr how what's his name oh um cyrus cyrus from Gossip Girl.

15:25Yeah, he, yeah. Claudia, he had me laughing. Jackie, no. I know he's so yucky in person, but in the 90s, he voiced Rex in Toy Story, and he did a fantastic job. Watching like OG movies like that that I've voiced over, it's actually like distracting because at least for me, I spend the entire time, I'm like, oh, that's the guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm like Googling the whole time. It's like, just shut up and enjoy. No, Woody is so Tom Hanks. Like, great. Woody is so time-hands. Wait, Buzz is... The Tool Man. Yeah, the Tool Man. The Tool Man. Tim Allen. And Buzz just got his own movie, but I heard it was bad.

16:04And it's Chris Pratt, right? Oh, is it? I think. And Chris Pratt's also Mario. Okay, maybe I'm thinking Mario. Who else is a voice? What are the other characters? Slinky, Mr. Potato Head. Who plays Mr. Potato Head? He had a lot to say. I just feel like the last time I saw a movie like that, like the new Lion King, which I enjoyed a lot. I was like, oh, that's Billy Eichner. It's like so annoying. Okay, Jim Varney plays Slinky. I don't know who that is. Mrs. Potato Head, Estelle Harris. She looks cute. I don't know her. Don Rickles plays Mr. Potato Head. Oh, classic. That feels right. That feels right.

16:44What did you eat at the movies? Oh, my gosh. Well, I had popcorn. Of course. No additional butter. Thank you so much. My husband was. I did no additional butter too. My husband was in heaven because, you know, he loves to go to the movies and to take the boys to the movies. He was like, this is the best day of my life. Of my life. He got additional butter and it smelled so buttery. Like it's so yucky. Yeah. I don't know why. And I'm like fat. So I wasn't doing it for like any reason. No, it's not even low-cal, but it's like it's got plenty butter. We're good. Yeah. It just looks like and the way they just like slosh it in.

17:15I don't know. I wasn't feeling it. So I said no butter and I was like literally felt so skinny. I was like, yeah, no butter. I'll have though I'll have I got dibs oh I got a bunch of crunch I got peanut M &Ms I got raisinets but I didn't open them because I'm thin and the flattest diet coke I'd ever had in my life with a paper straw it was disgusting like that's what you get when you go to the movies in New York City yeah I didn't have a soda I had a water because again like I'm very thin and I'm very healthy we did get pretzel bites um but I need a grape upon if I'm having a pretzel bite not some mold cheese no i love pretzel bites and i love them solo like i don't need any additional accoutrement like a good pretzel bite i feel the same way about a good french fry doesn't require a sauce of course fire but like it would have been enhanced by a grape on yeah and i didn't have that so i can't say it was tense across the board but then something so crazy happened last night due to our jaunt at the movies i don't know if you realize the connection you know what happened but um i also bought sour patch watermelon for my husband oh my god yes oh i didn't realize this was from the movies yes he loves a he loves a sour you know like a nerd's rope and I'm a generous wife so I got him sour patch watermelon he probably had like a handful or whatever and then I brought home like the big things that we didn't really eat like my raisin nuts whatever and then yesterday my closet it's kind of crazy to like bring home uneaten candy well my raisin nuts weren't open my raisin nuts weren't open no I know I just feel like still I would have left them there like I left like the things that I ate like bunch of crunch predile bites popcorn but like my Raisinets I never opened so like they stayed in my bag and I know I just think that's crazy the watermelons I brought it's kind of like snacks from an airplane like you don't take them off the airplane well I brought the watermelon for my husband because I was like maybe in the car he'll want to be like I was just trying to be sweet no and it's nice because like movie snacks are so expensive like I applaud you for being so economical very turdy of you but even turdy like I leave them there so they're in my movie theater bag yesterday we were you know playing whatever my movie theater bag was like in my closet my closet door was shut all day and then in the afternoon we're like where's bruno where the fuck is bruno because we were like in the living room like having snacks that's usually when he'll like sniff us out and try and like get the boys cheese drinks and zach like went to go look at him and he was in my closet having eaten the whole bag of sour patch watermelons and when zach found him was he like splayed out or he was fine he was looking for he was trying to get into raisinets which thank god he didn't get into raisinets because that's chocolate and raisins which is grapes oh true so he ate almost eight ounces double homicide he ate almost eight ounces of sour patch watermelon which is like oh my so much even for a human adult large person so i was like what do i do i had called the animal poison control aspca hotline shout out aspca one of our sponsors that hotline is amazing because i was like do i take him to the hospital like does he have a stomach pump again like he's so he's he does this like once a year it's so great he's self-sabotaging he really does so they were able to help me identify the fact that um he didn't have anything deadly in them but like could have caused like serious pancreatitis blah blah so they were like either induce vomiting or bring him into the hospital and they'll induce vomiting i was like well it would be nice to stay home i'm a homebody right no of course lazy girls route i'd rather you do it in the house oh honey if you're gonna smoke crack I'd rather you do it in the house.

20:34So the way to get a dog to induce vomiting, which by the way, if you ever have to do it, like call the hotline because they'll tell you the right amount for the dog. But it was a couple of teaspoons of hydrogen peroxide. And then I was like, how do I get him to eat hydrogen peroxide? I was going to say. She was like, well, you could put it with some peanut butter if he's food motivated. I was like, food motivated is why we're here. I kind of love that phrase, food motivated. I would say I too am food motivated. Bruno's middle name is food motivated. That's why I'm calling you because he is motivated by food.

21:01I can't leave my purse on the ground. That's so funny. So I made him a lovely tincture of hydrogen peroxide and peanut butter. My boy got the whole thing down. And then we were in the backyard like playing and watching him. And like within two minutes, he threw up everything. Good. Crushed it. Bruno is back at 100. One thing about Bruno is he is going to eat something really bad for him. And he's going to live through it. Like the fact that Bruno, the last like Hanukkah I spent at your house, got into like a five pound bag of dark chocolate, literally a toxic food for dogs. Claudia, worse than that, what's really toxic for dogs is xylitol, which is fake sugar that they put in sugar free candies.

21:42The watermelons were not sugar free, but those chocolates, they were sugar free. They had not, they had chocolate, cacao, xylitol, and he went to the hospital for that one. But then he came back right and right. He was completely fine. He's like, mom, I'm hungry. Can I have a snack? He's literally like a dog with nine lives. Yeah, he's one crazy motherfucker. I'll say that. I'm so happy that he's fine. And I knew he would be. Like when you texted, like Bruno, I was like, well, I don't know. I'm not reading the text. Like I just know he's fine. Yeah, like Zach was like came out like panicking. I'm like, first of all, I'm not a panicker really.

22:16So I'm like, it's okay. Let's call the hotline. We'll find out. We'll take him if we have to, but maybe we don't have to. Like maybe he'll just have a bad stomach ache and like make some big shits. Bruno big shits. but um we were able to get her done so i want to shout out to the aspca animal poison for sure hotline like they were actually way more helpful than chat gpt once again i was gonna ask if you used chat first thing i did i said let me ask chat and they were like does the candy have xylitol i was like no they were like still means it could be bad call your local hospital but like wouldn't you chat know if sour patch has xylitol like right and wouldn't you know there was something another ingredient that ASPCA they're doing research on this ingredient and they think it might be similar to grapes so they were like you should get it out of him.

22:59Right. But they knew more than chat on the latest research. Well that's because chat is stuck in 2012. Because chat is an idiot. Yeah I'm telling you. All of a sudden chat like fell on its head in the last few weeks. Chat fell off as the kids would say. Flop era. So Bruno's like even though he's not here today I'm not like hiding anything. I don't know where he is. Probably in my closet. Literally. In the pantry. Where's Brudo? He's fine. He always is fine. I know. Even when Zach was like looking for him, I'm like, oh, he probably, the kids are probably just being loud. Totally. Thank God Zach found him.

23:35Oh my God. Oh my God. That's so Brudo. So for TV recap, we'll do Love Thy Nader, like in its official recap at the end of the show. We have dillied and dallied quite a bit. Have we? Yeah. It's okay. The stories are light, fair, but good. I'm excited. So now without further ado-da-do-da-do about brew-da-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you-da-do need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you-da-do need to know are brought to you by Happy Egg. Happy hens lay happy eggs, and their happy hens spend their days outside on pasture laying kind of the parchyest eggs. Not me having a happy egg this morning because I forgot to tell you Ben actually made a sourdough loaf and it was amazing, so I had sourdough and eggs this morning.

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26:55Yes, it is. I saw people saying she's pregnant. She got a radical haircut. Maybe Bleachella is back. But I actually think it's none of those. So Taylor was missing from the game yesterday, but then videos went around of someone walking into the stadium like behind a big screen, you know, in the usual path that the lured walks. And, you know, it's safe to assume that with Taylor was walking behind the screen, she didn't want to be seen. And then it's her usual walk, like from the door to the elevator to get up to her suite. And then she wasn't seen at the game, was she? No, I saw like a gif on Twitter, but it could have been an old one.

27:30People like are always tricking me on Twitter. and people are almost 100 % sure that it's her because like you can see peripherally a security guard who looks like her usual guy. I think they spotted her mom and she's usually at every home game. So yeah, so it's safe to say that she was like at the game and if someone was hiding behind a screen as they walked in, like it would have been her. So now the question is why people think hair change, people, maybe plastic surgery, but I think she would just like stay home. Not go. Yeah. And then the other theory that I had thought initially was like.

28:01Safety. Taylor's yeah like Taylor's always if you watch her documentary like her security guards her stalkers like she has so much security and that's really like her dad's like big thing like the armed vehicles everything is armed um and I feel like with the events of last week just like being a public figure of her level um why wouldn't you take extra precautions and then I saw also like the web somebody found a website that sells what looks to be the exact same screen and it's bulletproof got it so do you think this is going to be occurring more often for her now or it's just like something for the day just given the events of the week and she's probably just feeling maybe she was just like having anxiety you know like yeah and this is what she had to do to go that's so crazy i do think is there not a way that she could get to her suite without going through a public hallway i don't know can't they clear the hallway right yeah like clear the hallway Maybe this was like a last minute thing.

28:58Maybe on her way she started having a panic attack. She can call for a clear. Last season she was a girlfriend. I'll have to walk wherever. All the girlfriends walk. My fiance cleared the fucking hallway. I feel like if you're a public figure, like especially at her level, like the Charlie Kirk thing definitely like makes you nervous. More so than usual. Like safety is always a thing for Taylor. She talks about it all the time. And for anyone. Of course. And so I feel like everyone's just like particularly on edge. Tensions are very high in the country. Yeah. and it's like, yeah, she's right there.

29:30Like, with, like, I don't know why. We only see her POV, but I'm sure her POV, there's probably, like, 100 people standing there. Yeah. So, yeah, do what you gotta do. I don't think she's pregnant. No, I don't either. You know I'm always on watch, because we literally saw her, like, it wouldn't be something where she has to hide behind a screen. Yeah, right. But you're right. They could just clear the hallway. They could clear the hallway. She could have, like, stayed home if she was feeling, like, particularly anxious. I don't know Or it could be a hair transformation For life of a showgirl coming out Maybe orange hair Right Oh my god Imagine And pregnancy Imagine redhead Taylor And pregnancy She's literally trying to be you She's me and Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon had her baby Shannon had her baby Baby Daisy Nine pounds one ounce That's my queen right there Queen Elish Queen Elish She'll tell her whole birth story But it's really crazy I mean every birth story is crazy That's what I'm saying even if it's like Even if it actually is textbook That's crazy that it was textbook Right how amazing How rare She's doing great I talk to her like almost every day Like five times a day because she's breastfeeding And so like I'm trying to impart as much And it got me thinking she was asking me questions And it's crazy like how little you know when you start Like she's not asking anything I didn't ask either Like you just don't know And I feel like now such an expert right I'm like I need to have another baby be like like if i had a baby right now oh my god i'll fucking slide no it's very it's very enjoyable your subsequent children because you really like we can enjoy you're not stressing like confident yeah it's it's it's a nice feeling yeah that is something like the first of where you just get to be solely focused on them everything comes true you know what i mean like you'll never again and yeah have that where it's like you don't have to run out of out of the house run out of bed get dress like it's just you and foo and you're sad the chiefs lost so the game that taylor went to was like the super bowl rematch eagles versus chiefs they lost which was like crazy but they did lose the super bowl to them so technically they're a better team but they're 2-0 there's been two games and they've lost both of them i feel like the chiefs always have a slow start to the season now i said that last night with um like uh your comrades with the people i was with and they were like that's not true um but it's just like it's a feeling well i feel like they want this big at least for travis he wants this big year right i think he wants to retire but he wants to win one more super bowl so you don't just get that right you have to work hard for it i saw him catch a ball and i saw him run and move that ass like which is better than last which is better than last season butterfingers like butter fingers he was doing his part so that training has paid off so i just want to give like shout out because he worked really hard in the off season off season uh sweating down here in florida yeah and he caught the ball which it's kind of like the whole point it's crazy how many times they don't catch the ball not him just like players in general it's like well why'd you get picked i still feel like the chiefs can have a strong season i do always get the impression that they like have a slow start and then they come together they're kind of like secretariat in that way yeah kind of coming from the back yeah like the greatest but they start out you know they let everyone think they're slipping like they're gonna have this big moment I think maybe Taylor's gonna do the Super Bowl like you don't get that without a bit of a struggle and I think if you really want to be the best version of yourself as a team it can't come easy so I'm actually I'm glad and you need to learn from the mistakes now you can't be making mistakes in the playoffs you can make mistakes now who gives a fuck this wasn't even like I know I know it counts towards their score but it wasn't even in their same conference it's just like it's it's kind of irrelevant um yeah i agree like there's plenty time but you know who did win yesterday the cowboys who they play they played the giants olivia's family is a giant family we're a cowboys family so we watched together the kids were cheering it was like so cute they were really feeling like rivals um and the cowboys i'm happy for you i'm happy for zach because he doesn't really like get a win a lot experience that sort of thing i just as far as i know and i haven't really caught up on this football season i'm gonna get involved soon it's just like it just started like i have a baby um but like the giants like suck right usually they still suck or no when the game started everyone's like this is oh wait sierra is a giant rossle wilson is a quarterback for the giants yeah oh he's amazing was he good i don't know yeah they just they went into overtime he's a quarterback brosal they went into overtime but i from what i heard i think it was an ugly game like they weren't playing beautiful ball it's the beginning of the season everybody's just kind of like you know fucking around and they were dropping a lot of balls Like I'm shocked the Cowboys won because like every time I looked at the TV, they were dropping them all.

34:09And at what point do we stop calling the Cowboys America's team? Well, there's a new documentary about the Cowboys on Netflix. Oh, I'm going to watch it. It's about like Jerry Jones. It's called America's team. And I think it's a lot about their history. And I need to understand like what really, not just Zach like telling me they're America's team. He's biased. I need to understand like the history. And then I'll let you know if they're still worthy of the title. Okay. I like that. Okay. I do feel like their usage of America's team was expiring, but the DCC gave them like an extension. Who would you call America's team if not them?

34:46Right now, like the Chiefs. I agree. First of all, because they're like in their middle America. Like that's or no, they're the Midwest, right? What is no, they're the Midwest. Mimo country. This is my country. Yeah, they're like very all American. of course like having the quarterback and the pop star is very americana yeah i would say but if travis retires this year then they're not so it's it's kind of it depends if they're still really good patrick is like you know all-american king like the dynasty but i guess like two years ago the patriots were patriots and they're the patriots at least and the cowboys and i can hear like the our like radical eagles fan would be the eagles are america's team and the thing down You might be if you didn't act the way that you did when you won and lost.

35:36Like burning down cities, that's not what I see for like America's team, you know? I also want to say this might be like very rudimentary, but I do think America's team has to have like red and or blue in their colors. Agreed! Not 100%. Yeah, like they have green and white. And like, yes, technically we're red, white, and blue, but it's really red and blue. I said red and or blue. Yeah, I agree. The Patriots were red and blue. That's why they stayed America's team for so long. And yes, I completely agree. No one's arguing that the Minnesota Vikings should be America's team. Purple. Sit down purple.

36:10Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. That's right. Seriously. Eagles. Like you're not even in this conversation. It's not. It's not. You're a great team. You're actually the best team. It's not about that. Agreed. You might win again. That's amazing. Talent wise. In terms of branding, like you need work. Actually, but they're the Eagles. Like the bald. Yeah, I know. And it doesn't even register because they're green. Yeah, you've got to change your colors if you want the title. But eagle is a strong symbol of America. It is. And I love your song, Spritz. Fly, eagles, fly on the road to victory. Fly, eagles, fly on the road to victory.

36:52Is that how it ends? E-A-T-L-E. You guys are fucking crazy. I love it. Like you have the potential to be America's team. Not with the green. Sorry. Oh, and I'm sorry. They play at Lincoln field. Like what's more American than Abe Lincoln. Yeah. They need to refine though. The brand book. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. But they have a shot. Sure. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some seriously surprising breakup news. Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes. Oh my God. I'm shocked. Break up after nearly three years of dating. So Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes, who have seemed like the happiest couple in Hollywood for three years, have reportedly split after three years of dating and just two days after he wrote her a loving birthday post so and that she posted a carousel of her own birthday that he commented on so i was like what happened in two days i followed them both i saw their birth both their birthday content and i actually remember thinking i'm like wow they're so solid like it's so crazy to me they seem like how this was like a rebound in some ways but it really was like such a real relationship they seem like the sort of couple that's never had a fight like which is not a good sign no but like other couples I feel like they have like long-standing issues that eventually break them yeah you know and like when they break up it's because like this was just too insurmountable you're this I'm that but these two just seem like they've been genuinely happy for three years I don't think something happened where like someone cheated on someone and that's why two days later they're broken up it just seems like their issues got the best of them right where you just like throw in the towel but like what issues not that I would even know but I just feel like they're so happy i don't know because the timeline of it all makes me think that something did happen something like drastic right how do you go from carousels and emojis to literally two days confirming her rep confirmed to people magazine i genuinely i'm baffled i don't know i don't have a theory here yeah i have no i don't even know what they could really fight about no that's what i'm saying it was all so good so healthy like she loved madeline klein like it was all perfect No, and they were always supporting each other.

38:50There are two people who work in, like, different industries on, like, different sides of the country. Making it work. But, like, scheduling what? Like, he's learning all the words to her song. She's putting out three albums a year, and he knows every word. Like, they got this on lock. I'm shocked. Me too. I can't even theorize. I don't have any, like, tea. I know nothing. Me too. The good news is, she'll spill. Roll down that welcome mat, bitch. Roll it down. She'll spill through her. We'll get like signs through her music if it was like cheating or just like fell out of love or whatever. Or maybe she'll just like do an interview and tell us again.

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39:30Right. Right. But I'm sad. But I am sad. If this is sort of just like a breakup, nothing crazy. I do think we'll find out like through the music subliminally like it won't be this tell all. Because I only think you really do that when somebody really fucks you up. But Morgan Notwallin didn't, like, it wasn't. Morgan Notwallin. It wasn't nasty. Morgan Evans. No, I think it was. Why? Like, financially. I think that's, like, when she was going through the divorce and, like, he had such a chip on his shoulder about her success. But was more than happy to, like, take half of it in the divorce. I think that really sent her over the edge.

40:06I think he took, didn't it come out, he took half of the profits of the house. Of the house. Well, and half of her fortune. I'm not sure about that. Yeah. It sounded like that in the song. But she also talked about it on the podcast about how they had had a prenup. The impression I was left with was that he got half of the profits of the house that she paid for. I think he did. Yeah. Amongst other halves. Like I think that song is about the house. well they really were just like two people who were like growing on different tracks like he was ready to settle down and she was just getting started it wasn't totally terrible no one no like wasn't no it wasn't cheating right abuse agreed it's kind of just like a like a heartbreaking classic tale where like falling out of love and growing apart and that's like so painful especially in fame when like you're in the same industry and like one person's career is taking off at just a different pace than the others.

41:07And I think it creates like a lot of resentment. So I'm just saying like she was able to share with us when even it wasn't like I'm going to get you. Right, right, right. It was just sad. And that album was sad. It was. Yeah. I'm shocked. Although I do think like her rise, like I've known and listened to Kelsey Ballerini long before all these other bitches did, right? Because she's like a real country queen. But I do think like her divorce and then the album after that and then her subsequent relationship after that like really helped rise her star so much. show where she's like a pop star now right like she does bigger venues and her music is played on pop radio and so i would love to see who she dates next i think it's like a great tool for her star oh for sure and for him he's so eligible like we'll put him in that roster you know kai gerber right right oh we'll throw him in that lady jade yeah he'll go there she won't go there i don't think she will or won't me neither um so i'm sad i'm sad but i'm more so shocked They were so solid.

42:04So solid. And like a real testament, because I think a lot of people thought this was like a rebound relationship, right? It was like right after her divorce. But they were so serious. Yeah. And so supportive. It was really like - So there for each other. Whenever we talk about celebrities, like they couldn't make their schedules workable. It's like if you wanted to, you would make it work because she's a touring artist. He films this huge show in the middle of South Carolina. Like he has to be there. So the fact that they were able to make it work, anyone can. I agree. and I'll stay tuned for more yeah our next story is um is actually could be nominated for Toasty Lions it's some big news for uh Mormon Wives star Jen Affleck she is in a new Dunkin Donuts commercial with Ben Affleck oh wow oh wow Ben Affleck may be a done king but a family member is about to dethrone him Duncan's latest commercial features a new Affleck Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Jen Affleck the minute long spot I have to watch it I haven't even seen it give me one second yep go ahead that's genius by the way you know you could put it your phone we could all listen to it free commercial for duncan they need the advertising no this is really smart i love when people do things that aren't dumb you know i have yeah in addition to the fact like this is such a slay for her everyone who made fun of her for saying that they're related it was weird but it wasn't her fault her weird ass husband lied to her and made it up and then claimed she didn't or the family did but first of all i do think they're related and second of all slay okay here we go bye play e-news they're not gonna make you watch an ad oh they did i watched it on mute for you guys okay ready for affleck affleck expecting my cousin ben nah when duncan has something packed with amazing value they bring me in jen affleck the value affleck that's funny yep twice the personality half the price i'm a steal just like duncan six dollar meal deal a coffee bacon egg and cheese and hash browns for six dollars that's value you know it's not value ben why overpay for something that nobody wants he's so dated i'm younger hotter can you believe ben's only 53 and it's not like a young 53 it's like a weathered 53 rude that was bad but not as bad as those grays a totally average 53 right down the 53 fairway okay the commercial itself like could use some work the copy and the whole vibe is not my favorite conceptually hysterical conceptually toasty lions like only no because like that was a bad commercial like like it's not funny yeah they went like they were almost there they thought they crushed it with the idea but they didn't get the right it wasn't enough to get you across the finish line but this is so awesome for her because she's really been the butt of the joke for i guess it's only been like a year since that show came out which is so great no but still like it was really embarrassing yeah and now she's on Dancing with the Stars and now she's in a Dunkin Donuts commercial with Ben Affleck himself.

45:21Parchi. Dancing with the Stars starts tomorrow. I couldn't be more excited and I'm literally committing my platform to making sure Gleb Sam Chetko goes home first. And you know who his partner is? Who? Perfect. I want her to go home first too. Ilaria. Like perfect for each other. Two con men. Great. I actually meant to pull up this story since we're talking about Dancing with the stars i'll share it now that uh they have an official podcast now for the new season hosted by joey hosted by joey who was the bachelor and um season winner and he won 33 winners so now he'll be hosting a podcast i'm sure like people who come off the show will go on the podcast i'll talk about behind the scenes stuff and so for those of you watching with the stars who just want like more do itis now you have a podcast that you can listen to a lot of people who want more do itis that you can listen to when you're done listening to the toast yeah we'll give you the real i'm so excited like my journey starts tomorrow literally me and ben were planning like we wanted to have dinner with his parents one night this week he's like how's tuesday and i was like is that the 16th he was like yeah i'm like no can do i got i got a an appointment with my cable box okay dancing with the stars baby especially um with the glebe of it all who i fucking hate fucking hate and up until this point all i really knew about glebe was like he was the partner lisa vanderpump had when she fake fainted because she wanted to be off the show and i thought that was funny now what I know about him like in he should be fired I just want to say all these dwittis guys who like end up in relationships with their stars like kind of suck like artem artem kind of suck I agree but we'll get into why I hate club seven chanko and the love thy nader recaps if you don't know why I just randomly hate this guy it's because he's the devil um and what he did to my brooksy I fucking love brooks what he did to my brooksy and I don't even know what he did but I know it's downright disgusting i have a pretty good idea we'll talk about it we'll talk about it are you ready for our fourth story oh wait just quickly back to jenna oh we're only on the fourth story uh quickly back to jen affleck love this so happy for and it really got me thinking when i was watching love thineator she went to that like event where all the uh hulu shows were out like who's really crushing yeah the reality game i feel like everybody has their moment for netflix they were crushing those dating shows for a while but now like all their reality show content is so premium and they really launch huge stars like these mormon girls i love and when i was watching love thy nader i was like i love these girls it's so cool to see like young hot fabulous skinny people but like i really can't relate to them and i really do relate more to the mormon wives because they're doing it all right like balancing motherhood and pumping while being celebrities and i just love them i love them i think hulu's crushing it yeah and i feel like just like we need to hold people accountable when they do a bad job at their job like the person who's rebranded HBO Max to Max and then back to HBO Max.

48:05And then back again. Like whoever got hired as like head of unscripted for Hulu, it's time for a bonus for them. Promotion. Well, no, keep them in the job because they're doing a great job. Oh, yeah, stay where you are. Give them more money and tell them they're doing a good job. Right, perhaps a pat on the back. Yeah, if they don't already know. Like you're doing amazing, sweetie. Thank you. You're doing amazing. We love what you're putting out. Put out more. I love your shows, Hulu. Title. No, it's true. When I saw Chloe at the Hulu event, I'm like, oh, yeah, they really have it all. Yeah. Yeah.

48:41Crushing. Are you ready for our fourth story? Mm-hmm. It's actually a story for you and I and you and I alone that a lot of people sent me this weekend. But Will Arnett's ex, Alessandra Braun, is dating Emily Ratajkowski's ex-husband, Sebastian Bear McClard. So we finally have a face to the, a name to the face and a name to the kind eyes that we spotted at Round Swamp Farm in the Hamptons. And it's. And of course she has an interesting background. Will Arnett's ex-girlfriend, Alessandra Braun, is the one who was dating Sebastian Bear McClard. Now is that the woman he had a baby with that they were talking about on the Smartless documentary?

49:18They have a baby together. Got it. Well, I don't know if it's a baby anymore, but they have a child together. At one point, the child was a baby. Yes, they welcomed a baby. And then she's previously married. Her wedding was in vogue when she got married. I think it was like 10 years ago. They have since split. And she's just like a woman about town. And she is who I saw. And she does have kind eyes. Can I ask you a question? Sure. I think. Do you think Will Arnett is hot? Yes. And his personality makes him handsome too. But a lot of those guys have like good personalities, but it doesn't affect their looks.

49:58And I feel like he's someone who's like really just enhanced by being funny because you wouldn't expect him to be funny. Maybe because he's like tall. Yeah, I like I think Will Arnett is extremely good looking. And I agree that I don't think that's controversial. I think he's like meant to be good looking. You know, I think when he was cast as Job, he's like the handsome older brother, you know? Right, right. But you're right. Like he's so funny that it really makes him hotter than he probably is. Yeah. We've got funny goggles on. But he doesn't like go like in movies and play like heartthrob.

50:33So it's like, are you hot? But you are. Because he's like silly and goofy. And also like, what is Will Arnett in? Arrested Development. Obviously Job. Oh, Blades of Glory, which is I don't really watch, but obviously is immensely popular. but it's he's also he does a lot of he does a lot of voice acting he's a very much like a working actor he's in yes obviously smartless made i think smartless made him more money than his acting career ever did yeah yeah but like he's very employed but he does like mostly exclusively voice work he's bojack horseman which is really popular he's in chippendale tiny tina's wonderland like a lot all voice work i'm just saying what are those things oh you don't know them lego movie no we haven't he plays batman in a lego short movie lego movie 2 he makes a lot of voice money yeah he has a very iconic voice oh unbreakable kimmy schmidt too who is he oh he does the voice of kitty again just voice work no he has a great voice he does maybe that's why his podcast is so successful oh of course he's 30 rock too baits yeah but still he's not 30 rock no like what is he the office he has like a couple of episodes like a random actor jackie his imdb never ends good he's a hustler he's in the iconic kristin bell rom-com oh jackie parks and rec which saying this about stuff no because i'm looking for like the thing the thing parks and rec oh but he only did one episode i have no fucking idea like what is it people are probably screaming at the episode what's bojack horseman it's a netflix um animated series that's really popular i feel like he's in some like movies will arnett i don't know i'm telling you he's just like a working actor Willing Grace one episode He's just been in everything once He's in Sex and the City Blades of Glory I think is probably like up there Yeah he's in just like silly stuff And I guess it all amounts Semi pro You know What's that Peanuts make a bag Yeah And then that bag gets you a podcast That you don't need the peanuts for anymore Peanuts make a bag full Happy for McClard And he was married to Amy Poehler Well of course I think that was big for him I think it was good for her too.

53:04They ended up having two children. Yeah. And now, then he was with Alessandra, who is now with Sebastian. So this is like another circle. Yeah, yeah. Like different than the young Hollywood one, but like similar. Yeah. Anyways, glad to put a name to it and happy to see they're still going strong. And I'm also glad to be done with the stories because I have to talk about Love Thy Nader. Let's do it. The TV recap and the remainder of the show are brought to you by the new movie, Bao Movie. So if you're looking for something to watch, highly recommend Bao Artist at War. So it's a Holocaust film, but really like a, it's also like a romantic film.

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59:10Like it feels, there are obviously scenes that feel really staged. Like a lot of the modeling stuff, like with the Ford modeling agency feels so fake. But for the most part, the show does not feel staged or fake, which I really appreciate. And yes, they go there. They really do go there. And I, Brooks is like, talks about how she feels this pressure to be thin. I didn't realize that she had lost 30 pounds over the last few years. And that when she came up as a model, she was 30 pounds heavier and she was doing sports illustrated, which is like a very like sexy. And like, you know, she had that look, but now she wants to do high fashion and she was told like lose 30 pounds get a nose job do all this stuff and she's like and I do it all and she says like the industry has such toxic beauty standards and I feel like whenever someone says that the next thing they say is like and I'm gonna change it and then they don't and it affects their career that's the sad truth yeah or it's just like an uphill battle um and she's just like the industry has toxic beauty standards and I'm gonna fit into those beauty standards because these are my years where I can kill it and I can have a cheeseburger in 10 years like and these are my goals and so she has these like benchmark goals that she wants to achieve and she's really doing it and even though it's obviously like not healthy it's honest and it's true and she says like when every agent has a vial of ozempic to give to a girl like the all so crazy the fact that she's saying that everyone is on these drugs and i believe her and any celebrity who's like always like you know not even someone who was seriously overweight who then lost weight and they always you know get questions and they share but a lot A lot of celebrities in the last few years have lost five to 10 pounds, are skinnier than ever before.

1:00:38Katy Perry is a good example. She's always been thin. She's never really been like a celebrity who's been overweight. And you wouldn't think that she has like 10 or 15 pounds to lose, but she's not exactly. She's never been this skinny. I completely agree. And I'm the Ozempic queen and I, I love her approach to it. And again, it's not the healthiest thing, but I feel like the fact that she's not lying to us being like, no, you're right. I won't take it again. No, I will take it again. and it's just what I have to do. And you know what? I didn't even think about it. And the thing is, I don't even feel like telling her, stop taking, like take a little less, eat a little more.

1:01:10You're so thin. Have a piece of grilled chicken. You're not okay. But like there's balance. You can find balance. Yeah. And then I was really, it made me think about her career because I haven't really sat back and thought recently. Like who's the it model of the moment when it comes to like these big things, like the Kate Upton of our time. And she's well on her way, if not already there to being that. And I'm sorry, like she's sick looking. She's sick. But it made me feel so much better. In a good way, sorry. Yeah. It's confusing in this conversation. It made me feel really better to hear all the girls being like, you know, we all like take it at some points.

1:01:44Because you know what? They're all so skinny. And I'm like, oh, it must be genetics. Or it might just be like, they must work out endlessly. But Brooke's saying she never works out. How is that possible? Yeah, and she's like clowning on gray sand. She's like, gray sand works out. So she sometimes looks stiff in these shoots. like does she really not work out that's so crazy i mean it's really about most of it is what you eat if you want what you eat yeah no the show was just so honest and like i'm sure people can nitpick like she's being a bad i don't give a fuck people are going to say like it's a she's a bad role model it's very toxic she literally says i don't think i have an eating disorder because i don't eat no she's so honest yeah and even if it's not saying the right thing that's what makes the show really good and she's not like hiding from people she's not making you think like oh she lost these 30 pounds and you know just by sheer will and that you can't do it so you're like I just I really appreciate the honesty and I'm genuinely shocked by it and really she's putting a spotlight on the rest of the industry because I think everyone is micro dosing these drugs taking them for a big shoot whatever it is and we don't know that and then you see people on the cover of a magazine looking insane and just know like they had a little help that makes you feel better a thousand I felt so much better when Sarah Jane was like I took it too I'm like oh good yeah Sarah Jane is so skinny yeah no it's amazing I feel like and the show also does a really good job it's really very sisterly it is like when when Grace and Jane was like you know I'm never talking to Brooks again like I'm done with her and then like they had a conversation and she was fine like that's so sisterly um and so the and I feel like my takeaway after the first two episodes was like the show is really good Brooks is clearly the star like I don't really need the other sisters and i do after now watching it in completion like there's potential for the other sisters like i do think that they add a lot to the show but my big takeaway and i feel like the show was so good for brooks because when she was talking about how like so many people thought was her fake boyfriend like she's literally talking about me yeah we didn't even pick those stories because it was like this nonsense yeah and i feel like she was well on her way and doing really well in the modeling industry but her public perception wasn't amazing and i feel like the show was so good for her because she has this amazing personality and I actually think I understand her so much now but I understand a lot of her media shenanigans with Gleb and her relationship stuff I understand it now because she's kind of this like 28 year old newbie right she was married for so long and she met her man when she was 19 and like I don't know I feel like whatever goal she set out to accomplish with the show she did yeah and in for better for worse they're very unrefined like they don't have media training which sometimes like it is nice because we're getting to hear them authentically speak and not just like word salad us yes but on the other hand like it's a little messy when they're going on podcasts and like talking about things and just not really knowing like where that line is and eventually they'll find it and then they won't share as much with us and we'll miss these days but it does feel like early days of a reality show which we don't get anymore because everyone is so like buttoned up and like nervous about everything that they're gonna say and so they don't share that much and it's really refreshing to see a show in 2025, like feel like the old days where it's like we're letting it rip.

1:04:45The test shoot, you were right. That outfit was insane. Like, and so I kind of, I kept going on these journeys with the girls because at first I'm like, Sarah Jane is my favorite sister. Like she was so right, by the way. She was so right. That outfit was terrible. I didn't think she was really trying to help because it was bad. But she kept up that energy throughout the show, like telling everyone like what they're doing wrong. And it just, it does come off condescending. It's so much so that by the end of the series, I'm like, I actually don't think she's coming from a good place. I think she likes to stunt on everyone.

1:05:13I think that like she is the most successful with modeling because she works hard, but she has the look, right? She has that high fashion look. She has the eyebrows. Like she's kind of the easiest to sell as a model because she's perfect looking. And so, and she has that one particular look. I'm not surprised she booked the max shoot. You know, she's got the eyebrows for it and the eyelashes and the skin for it. Yeah, she looks like someone like in a makeup ad and the cheekbones and everything. Yeah. So she's just really condescending. And I don't doubt that she works hard and knows a lot. but like she's just annoying me towards the end I feel like she also I mean that Eliana thing was so crazy the way that she's like moving in her love life is also annoying me and and it's funny because like if you just hear from her you like would think like oh well like you know you would just like think she's like fab but then when you hear the other side of like things that she's doing like bringing Eliana home to her hometown as just a friend but kind of like using her to like like, stoke conversations with her family and, like, see how.

1:06:09Even though you don't even know if this girl is your girlfriend or just your friend. So, like, why would you even bring her home? Right. And, like, subject her to, like, the disco. You wouldn't bring any boyfriend home who's, like, not your boyfriend. Like, you wouldn't bring just a guy home and then, like, of course people are going to make comments, like, are you guys together? I just felt like she was doing it to, like, sort of antagonize her family into having a conversation that she's obviously wanted to have. But, like, don't use this poor girl and make her come to someone's huge family thing.

1:06:33And then. And Eliana was, like, such a trooper. and she's obviously like a very cool relaxed girl and like isn't really reading too much into all of this but then to go to the bar and start like macking on your high school love and that that didn't make air so like sarah jane was like oh eliana's go see me almost making eliana look bad and shout out to grace ann for that's what i mean like if we just heard eliana's go see me like oh eliana she couldn't handle the the big family dynamic and then we see the other side of the coin where it's like no you literally left her alone in a bar in your hometown while you were like flirting with someone else macking on some guy yeah so i felt like i kept having these like moments whereas towards the end i love marybeth and i i want to shake marybeth mary holland yeah mary holland get off the show like quitting your job was a bad idea your startup sounds terrible the people you're going to for advice honestly i didn't even know what they were talking about fia who these girls keep popping up i know she's bill gates's daughter so that obviously gives her like a lot of credit so she has a podcast now on unwell and chris jenner went on it and she's like this business leader what is her business like who is what kind of business you in who is via in this world i was just so confused and that really was a painful scene where like they're giving her advice and you need six months of runway okay well our dad isn't bill gates so like help you know it was just it was so stupid i feel like i feel like they all gave up something for this show and it was the right choice for them except for marybeth like you have this lord and your sister's going on and talking about his lordship and his viscountorship on the podcast like no no i want you to move to la this man loves you he's taking your parents to wimbledon like he's a good guy i really i feel that agreed and she's an amazing she's such a class she'll be gorgeous she'll be a fantastic lady viscountess i need you to give your all to this relationship like i don't think that the show is going to yield as much for you as this relationship might and i think of all the girls like she might have the least to gain from this show so like seriously go back to your job and work at a bank in la but it's like so funny how she literally goes into these meetings everyone's like shitting on her ideas or she's like talking to gray sand in the shower and she's like what are you saying and she's like so humble positive and like yeah positive and like doesn't get offended about any of it and even when she did the toilet paper reel which by the way i went to her instagram because i wanted to watch it because like the fact that she wrote a whole script with chachi bt and it was like she's such a queen she's like give her all the brand deals but how what was the brand i don't know i couldn't find the reel on her instagram it wasn't there i went back to like last time do you think this was like a storyline no maybe she like removed it after like the 30 days like right or maybe maybe it she never posted maybe she didn't take the deal i don't know but i did look for it so if i missed it someone sent it to me because i wanted to support it and i'd like nobody really like she was she's working harder on that reel than like most people do when they just like put up a piece of content and like if I'm a brand looking for influencers like I would hire her to do content no and then Sarah Jane was being so condescending about the like that's when I really fell off Sarah Jane like I was like you know what maybe this is a pattern maybe you don't just know best about everything because I thought she was giving bad advice to to Mary Beth and like there's really no shame in working with the toilet paper and she was like you're gonna take it yeah yeah yeah I agree everything comes so easy to Sarah Jane and I think she benefits the most from being Brooks Nader's sister.

1:09:55Like she saw the opportunity and took it. And she's also the youngest, which makes modeling even easier. And I don't know, I just think she's like condescending to her other sisters. Yeah, and then also like when she made Brooks cry at dinner, like for dating her friends. But I thought that scene was weird because Mary Beth was - I felt like we were missing something. No, Sarah Jane was being weird because she said, you guys look great. Let me take a photo. And then was like, Brooks, you take it because of the better lighting. And then Brooks sees something on her phone. And it just felt like very staged for Brooks to see that.

1:10:25I wasn't following. Like, I felt like I missed a piece. No, so Brooks just saw something on Sarah Jane's phone to the effect that Sarah Jane's, like, texting, sexting one of Brooks' friends again. Yeah. In addition to, like, Ellie Goulding and the friend at F1. Ellie Goulding. That was weird. And she just, like, hooks up with all of Brooks' friends, which isn't just, like, a great way to move. No, it's not. I was shocked to see Ellie Goulding on the show. Like, love that. I love her. Oh, and Brooks dropping that she has new music coming out. Can't wait. Like, literally nobody cares except for you.

1:10:53it's not like a drop she's not Taylor Swift nobody cared as much as me no I'm sorry the world needs more Ellie Gilding music like she makes hits for everybody I want to talk about two things I want to talk about Gleb you're not getting up from the show you're not leaving the studio no I'm not gonna I had to readjust my ass is killing me okay that's good she's here to stay I want to talk about Gleb and I want to talk about Jimmy Kimmel like I don't know why when I saw Jimmy Kimmel was a producer in the credits I can't forget to say this one more time please keep note of that we have to talk about our sister oh yeah okay wait okay three things First, quickly, I want to talk about Jimmy Kimmel.

1:11:23Okay, okay. But don't forget. Don't let us forget to talk about our sister. I understand. It's like ABC. It's like this, you know, circle jerk of corporate. It's like he helped probably get the show moved along. And then he sees the girls and gives them a hug at the up front. I don't know why. Like him being a producer is the creepiest thing to me on the planet. Like this show about little girls. You're like this old man. Like, ew. I don't know. It just grosses me out. What are you doing here? Scram. Like what is the connection? And the connection like just has to be nevarious. Like it is creepy.

1:11:51It's even casting couch. I don't know. I just don't like it. From the moment I saw a show produced by Jimmy Kimmel, I'm like, yucky. Yucky. Not even because of him, like any personal feelings I have towards him. Because I don't even know which Jimmy he is. Like, just what are you doing producing this show? Like, there's girls going to be in their bathing suits. No, and also, what do you know about this? You know nothing. No, there's going to be girls in their bathing suits. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. Two, our sister Margot. and I we've known that she's gonna be on it for so long that like everyone's like did you see are you freaking I'm like no no we knew and I actually was shocked at how much she was in it and how she was like positioned as like this scary executive like she was like the head of the shoot like which she is but it's so crazy to see your little sister in that position like that's sad she also people were saying Margot was in love they need her I don't know why I thought it was in an earlier episode so when I didn't see her I thought maybe I missed it I thought it was just like so quick I thought it was maybe from Brooks' LaRouge shoot or something and I just missed it so then when they were like they're doing Juicy Couture Swim and like that's a brand that Margot works on I was like oh okay like this is it and literally every three seconds my sister's in the background of the show that I'm just like trying to watch on my own that's a crazy feeling.

1:13:01Satya said she did not she knew that the shoot was going to be filmed she didn't know she was going to be mic'd she said she would have done her hair which I appreciate it's giving Chris Appleton um but she was texting us the day off she's like guys they put a mic on me I was like girl be careful even though like nobody cares about you you're not like the the sole focus like who knows and they literally did pick up like a lot of what she said and she's like walking around me like we're gonna do the orange one next and at this point ben had been watching with me and he was dying he was like quoting margo we're gonna do the orange one next no it was so out of body to just be like i'm not watching the show because margo's on it and like just to see my sister walking in the background and then like directing this shoot like just and she's also the little sister but she's in like a big position of power it's crazy I also wanted to ask Sachi, like, how did that photo shoot do?

1:13:45Because, like, I don't feel like those pictures really moved the needle. I didn't even know that Juicy made Swim. I also wanted to ask Sachi, like, why did, not that she was wrong for it at all. I actually think she was great for it. But, like, what made them cast Grace Ann, like, of all the models? Was it the Nader connection? I imagine, like, they got this. And, by the way, I just want to say I know nothing. I haven't asked Sachi this. I imagine, like, they had to have a model, right, for this photo shoot. and they got the opportunity being like hey use this inexperienced model who you probably wouldn't book but the fact that you're launching swim is going to be on this big hulu show it's kind of a no-brainer like sure we could use any model let's use the one with the reality show but she does have like a great look for swimming she's definitely like sexier than she has a sexier look like sarah jane's like very like high fashion like yeah you know uh cheekbones skin makeup etc or gray sand like has that like baba boomness to her so she is right for a swim campaign yeah i really couldn't deal with her storyline about modeling um when it's clear and this was sort of like the underlying thing and i think that's why everyone was getting so frustrated with her what she wasn't saying is like she doesn't have like long-term goals when it comes to modeling this sort of just like a means to an end so that she can like wait around for her man to propose and she could go live in Palm Beach.

1:14:59Yeah. Which is fine. Yeah, that is fine. But she also, it's like, she's allowed to want to make a living in between now and then. So like. Of course. Yeah. But she does have this chip on her shoulder. Just like, I think she sort of doesn't want her success to be predicated on being Brooks Nader's sister, but like it is. Yeah. Embrace it. But she's like taking these like secret meetings in Ford in Florida. Well, they're taking them because you're Brooks Nader's sister. Like you can't escape it. So you might as well embrace it. You should embrace it. Like Sarah Jane really embraces it. And I think she takes all the deals that Brooks doesn't want.

1:15:30Yep. And it's like, hey, I'm Frooks. Yeah. And I think Mary Beth said that like a little shadily, but just being like, you know, they're this dynamic duo. They follow each other around. But it was really like, yeah, Sarah Jane sucks Brooks ass. And that's why she's the most successful one. Yes. But also I think that in their personalities, they're really similar in terms of like their ambition. We have to talk about the intervention. Which is like a good thing. The ambition. Like Grayson doesn't have that. But like Sarah Jane and Brooks do. And they're both very like motivated. So I think Sarah Jane encourages Brooks to work that hard, to take these jobs, to take the Osempic.

1:16:02And they're just like more compatible in that sense. We need to talk about Grace and the intervention and the fact that probably season two storyline is Grace and going to rehab. Like she's obviously an alcoholic. You don't, your friends and family don't have an intervention with you with like an intervention specialist. Like if you're not, and so she's over here having like a kegs and legs party, but you obviously are an alcoholic. How did that party make you feel? Horrible. And honestly, like, why was it at four o 'clock? Did you see the sign that said like private party four to eight PM? Well, maybe it was like, because they were filming.

1:16:32No, or it was like a darty. That's fun. Jackie, it was horrifying. Like honestly, Brooks should not have been at that party. It would have been bad for her reputation to be seen there. The model doesn't get to say when the shoot is. So the idea that Brooks would then have to turn down a big shoot. And by the way, LaRude, which I thought it was LaRude this whole time, is a huge shoot. she it's like it was a big it wasn't like she just booked something so she'd have to go to that party which i would have understood too yeah no they show later in the show how her pictures for la rude are like on billboards scaffoldings and whatever yeah um the idea that brooks wouldn't have done that to go to this party like grow up grow up she was such a baby about it and you don't even like brooks in this moment why do you want her there then the whole party is gonna like be about your big supermodel sister like you're she's damned if she does she's damned if she doesn't no the party was really sad I really couldn't tell because a lot of times with these reality shows they have to like throw parties to have scenes and there's no music playing and it's in the daylight and it's like you know it's just weird because they're filming it so I wasn't sure if it was weird because they were filming it or it was just like a weird party um I think it was just like weird I think what we saw was weird because they were filming and like and also just the energy was off because like everyone was like bitter about works and it's like enjoy your party I love your cake Spritz like enjoy your cake the show was just like such for me like I obviously knew who Brooke Snader was like beautiful bombshell but and maybe this is just you know how we think of models just a pretty face but like Brooke's is so not like she really is this huge personality she's so funny like I was cackling at so many different things oh my god I was cackling when she's getting the massage and the witchy doctor was like I think she's pregnant and the girls come in they're like no she just has kinkles she's always had them they're genetic hilarious laughing so hard Gleb we have to talk about Gleb unfortunately we do Gleb cheated on her and like the next day goes thirsting out like you know really probably getting ahead of the narrative because he was planning all these threesomes behind her back while they were together and something happens where she receives a text from him and they won't say on the show what it is but it's big enough of a thing that she has to tell her parents about it um she's hysterically crying she's so ashamed and she's like afraid i mean they keep alluding to like kind of like him threatening her over something and the vibe that i got was like that he either has like videos of them having sex they made like a sex tape together or like just nude photos that you would send your boyfriend um and he's sort of threatening like stop talking about me and you know telling everyone that i cheated on you because i have this on you um and so she had to go tell her parents who are like super religious i love her parents her mom is gorgeous good parents her parents are such good parents and even in the way i was stalking all the sisters last night they all make like reels together in promotion of the show and the parents are with them for everything right now i saw that she was on jimmy kimmel live they're really keeping a close eye they're keeping a close eye on their girls and it's like the dad just when you think like they are gonna push him over the edge they're like dude he's so religious and this is all so not scandalous just when you think like he can't take it anymore he's just like he loves his girls he's an amazing dad yeah they're very supportive but they're also not like you know they have their their principles yeah and like they try and like guide they're just good parents it's like it's nice to see it is really crazy though that not what i feel like a lot of times when you grow up in a religious household like so many of the teachings that you teach your kids like backfire they end up being you know the total opposite it is just really shocking though that not one of them has remained like you know really i guess one would be mary beth what is mary holland but the mom's name is holland yeah yeah okay oh by the way brooks is brooks claire i don't know if you picked up on that i did pick up that her dad called her brooks claire because i'm like oh they all have two names except for brooks but no she obviously dropped it yeah brooks claire um brooks late

1:20:32okay no um mary holland it's interesting that not one of them really stayed except i guess if we were to say it would be mary holland because she hasn't like fully dove enough the deep end and she was saying she's been struggling with her faith but her man is super religious too like they need to get married if they're not together still i'll be so upset oh my gosh i i mean the show what i also really like about it is like quick these most recent episodes were filmed in june or july like it was a quick turnaround they filmed that hulu thing teased the second season because they're talking about bezos's wedding so when does that come out when did they talk about that at the very end it was like you know next season or whatever it was like a hype and she's talking about if she's seeing someone they're like is it tom brady oh did you see that trailer no i only saw the trailer then she's like no um i'm seeing she doesn't answer then she's like the guy i'm seeing now like i have a lot of hope for like i think it's really has a lot of potential and they cut to her and some guy walking so it's filming from the back we don't see the guy walking it's like a helicopter wait how did i miss that i saw the preview of like mary holland and jewels like talking about moving to la did you see that they were in central park yeah that was on the episode that was an episode yeah oh i guess there's one episode i didn't watch then oh it was at the finale that episode yeah okay at the end of that episode they tease like coming up on snader live what's the name of the show love that yeah um yeah it seems like a teaser for an upcoming season oh you're one episode behind i guess i am and i've kept up this whole time i've kept pace and oh so you didn't see the dm what can i just tell you what dm so they're at her pride dinner sarah jane yes and grace ann gets a dm being like um one of your sister's boyfriends has a baby with my friend.

1:22:16Right. Who is it? And like, and so it's pretty much assumed that it's by count. Right after she's talking about like maybe moving to LA. Like he asked her, she's telling her parents, she hasn't told her sisters yet, but she's like really thinking about it. And then she gets this DM and the second she sees the screen, she doesn't even read it, she starts crying because she has been cheated on before and both times she found out via DM. And so, Who's crying? The next day, Mary Beth. She's like crying, crying. It's just assumed that it's Jules. I don't think it is. So the next day, they're like, Grace, you have to DM the girl back and be like, what are you talking about?

1:22:52And they're actually filming their confessionals for Hulu when Grace gets the text. And they say it's blank. They bleep out his name. Not Jules. It's not anyone on the show. I told you it's not him. You made me sick for no reason. I said it. And Mary Beth was sick. She had to ask him, do you have a baby with someone? And he was like, no, I swear. And now he's in the swamp. you know no i know and that's why i went on the chicks in the office podcast which i was so happy for fran and ria like that was great like this vizcown is being accused of having a big like a swamp i know and like when they were like talking shit about like his title and stuff like i wanted to fucking kill grace ann like oh no actually that was brooks sorry no but grace ann like opened the door and also yes and and let's just keep blaming on trailer sex and trailer sex which was like really uncool yeah no i was actually really mad at them because mary holland has the opportunity at like a really amazing life with this guy like he's british royalty and he loves her and he's such a good guy and i felt like they were sabotaging it and that really pissed me off so who else is it's probably someone's old boyfriend or whatever that they it's probably gleb they bleeped out yeah like 100 % gleb and they think that like fucking gleb i can't stand he should be fired honestly like because they're both employees of abc like not to be like a narc Karen HR they're both employees of of Hulu he's clearly threatening her with like revenge porn I think that's because they were saying it's illegal um like you should be fired go tell Jimmy yeah Jimmy why don't you make yourself useful make yourself useful and fire that freak I feel like there are also so many he's just one of you know a rotating cast of a dancer now he's a part of this loser duo I cannot wait to tune into Dancing with the Stars tomorrow and I'm gonna be like i'm literally gonna be like sabotaging hilaria's partner wow well i'm excited i have another episode to watch and i'm glad it's not jewels and you know what i'm glad i know that now because i can't handle stress i know i was so upset i can't handle stress at this moment so it was really sad it's for the best that apartment is gorgeous i do think they all have their own rooms it seems like brooks's room there's the room with the hats on the wall yes that's grace and okay and if it's And then across the hall.

1:25:01I feel like it'd be Mary, Mary Holland would be sharing with someone. Really? I feel like it's just the two youngest. No, but like Grayson needs her space. No, they also like, she said she feels like a black sheep. Like she is a bit of an outsider. Yeah. And she like the other girls, like, I don't know. I feel like they go along to get along more. Just like, you know, keep it moving. And like, she just like gets like, is more sensitive. I have one more thing to say. Mary Beth like calls herself the peacemaker. And they all said like, yeah, she like doesn't really get involved in the drama. She's like the peacemaker.

1:25:29and everybody goes to her when they're fighting with another sister to like talk shit about that sister and she's really not a peacemaker she gases that person up she's like yeah she's kind of annoying she's like always like she involves herself she talks shit she gases up the person and makes them think that they're right a peacemaker like offers a rebuttal says like maybe you know let's take it slow i guess but i get to hear really something come out of mary holland's mouth that i disagree with so i think she's just like a true i think she's just like a voice of reason and it's like if she's agreeing with you like you're probably right and we'll go and talk to the other sister who's probably wrong.

1:25:59And Sarah Ann being like going to Mary Beth and being like, you know, everybody calls me a ho. It's like not my thing. And it's like, it's like not a real conversation. And like you, you, you embrace that in the first couple of episodes. You were like, yeah, like I got roster, roster, roster. And so now you don't like it. You're saying she's a ho for show. I want to say that lesbian bar scene where they're singing Pink Pony Club was the cutest thing ever. Like, oh, I didn't see that yet. What? Oh, so I guess the Pride Dinner is the last episode. Yes, yes. Pride Dinner, I saw a preview for. Yeah, okay.

1:26:32So do you want me to tell you about Pink Pony Club or no? No, no. Let me have my own experience with it. It was really cute. Let me see if I feel the same. I just love Brooks. Like, I'm obsessed. I followed her on, like, all platforms last night. Like, being such a freak. I was talking to her. She's just really funny. You don't, this isn't going to be, like, mean. You don't expect somebody so pretty to be so funny. Yeah. And I love that they're so sisterly. And, like, they're so close. Like, they're so close-knit. They're close-knit. Sarah Jane's 23 and Brooks is 28. That's four girls in five years.

1:27:00It's crazy that Sarah Jane is the youngest. Yeah. They're just like really cute, really like Steady and Sisterly and like that's so real and it's nice to watch. And they're so gorgeous. They're sickeningly gorgeous. I really am curious what Brooks would look like with, and she talks openly about the fact that anytime she's been told to like get a no job, whatever, she does what she is told to do and that's why she, that's what she says why she's so successful. But I'm really curious because the rest are supernatural, right? They don't look like they've had a ton of filler. I'm sure they've had, you know, like.

1:27:30Yeah, the usual. The usual. But they look really like the OG versions of themselves. And I was looking at pictures of Brooks last night and she's so different looking. I would love to know what she really would look like right now. I actually don't, like, see the resemblance between all of them. Do you? I think they all look alike besides Brooks. Oh, you think so? Oh, and by the way. I mean, Mary Holland is twins with her mother. Sarah Jane, who she reminds me of, in addition to Kylie when she's speaking, Victoria Fuller. i heard people saying also rachel kirkano victoria fuller like maybe for you guys for me it's victoria fuller on my screen it's crazy um and did you see my text ben made the most amazing call about mary holland what she looks but more so like her mannerisms and her talking she is twins with your friend sam from college sam frankel you yeah watch i texted you i said ben said that mary back is i didn't see that is you when you watch tonight just like think of sam you're gonna be shook oh that's so crazy what like that's such a compliment yeah so who's your favorite brooks of course yeah who's your favorite well yeah probably brooks like you know at a glance but like i really love mary holland i'm really rooting for her i mean you are a mary holland too she has such great style even like her business idea is actually not a bad one but it's like girl just be a lady like don't or go back to deutch don't work that hard agreed but yeah no there is a need for that for the independently employed to have financial like quick book quick books but we but it's not you know they don't speak the language of gen z okay it's such a bad idea like i wanted to shake her and i'm honestly that i would like to gray sand in that moment being like okay sure um it's an amazing show i cannot wait for season two sign me up yeah same i can't believe it's over i thought like it was no i thought it just it's It's not over for you.

1:29:20It did. I know, but like, I didn't realize that like this was the last episode. I thought it was coming out week, week, week, you know? Oh. Yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, so the preview, I thought, I thought the whole series came out at once. No. Hulu doesn't do that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So the video, the trailer that I saw is just the next week's episode. Pretty sure. Oh, she's talking about the Bezos wedding. Oh, I'm sad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. I'm sad. Yeah. Okay, cool. Everything's okay. Okay. Great. All right, you guys. We have to get this episode up. It's such a long episode.

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