I Love Your Walls, House: Monday, September 22nd, 2025

0:03Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. While it is technically Monday, of course. For us, it's different. This Monday is unlike other Mondays. A little sweetness to it, you know? Chag Semayach, everyone. It's a broken up week for our girls because Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which is the Jewish New Year. It's one of the high holidays, as they're called. So we are off tomorrow and Wednesday, not to start this episode like on a negative note.

0:51negative but it just does change the tenor of this monday and i feel like around this time of year we spend so much time on the podcast talking about the upcoming holidays it's like a big time for the jewish people the beginning of q4 we have our new year rosh hashanah followed by one of our you know our day of atonement yom kippur one of the worst days ever and i feel like we're always talking about it but now that we're both in our like maternal era a lot of like the yom kippur dread doesn't apply to us because you don't have to fast when you're us i'm nursing you don't have to fast you don't not have to fast i actually think we have a lot of toasters um who are rabbitsons like wife of rabbis and i'm sure like you could ask your husband like do nursing women have to and they would say that i do have to fast but the thing is is like I'm not like I literally can't so what's your plan like to plan to not like waking up having breakfast or like going through as much of the day as you can and like when you can't do it anymore giving up like it has been my understanding I'm responsible for feeding a growing human being I don't think God would want me to spend the whole day fasting um I don't need a rabbi or anyone like to tell me that yeah it's been my thought process up until this point like I'm just straight up not fasting oh I didn't realize that I am straight up not fasting of course you're not even like going through as much of the day to see because when I don't eat and I don't drink like or I don't have coffee like it gives me a headache and like I'm not getting a headache no Jackie it's not even a question like don't be a martyr no I'm not I'm not that's why I haven't mentioned Yom Kippur because I'm not really dreading it that much and actually the other thing that we do for Yom Kippur which is turn our phones off completely I am so looking forward to I'm so sick of my phone it's making me sick from the inside out I'm so sick of it and it's like funny because it's like technically I could turn my phone off whenever um but like I can't because I have to talk to my like my family who I love and if they're not turning their phones off like neither can I of course um but I'm really looking forward to that part a hundred percent last year at this time I was like in the throes of first trimester nausea so I obviously was not fasting so much so I actually had a couple crackers in my purse and I ate them in the bathroom at tulle I felt so bad um but like I was just doing what I had to do survive at that point like if you've been there you know and I feel like God was like it's totally fine but this upcoming holiday first we have Rosh Hashanah which is the Jewish New Year it's a joyous occasion best holidays yeah no dread you know I love it we're actually hosting tonight I'm good we're going all out I have to go to the florist after this like I'm being such a mom like now that I'm a kid like You have to make holiday special.

3:31No paper plates. Oh, God, no. Oh, God, honey, no. If you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house. Oh, God, no. No, no paper plates, no paper cups, no paper nothing. Oh, God, no. Not even like fancy plastic. No. Are you crazy? Home goods. We brought out the good home goods. Maybe night two. We could talk about night two. I'm not hosting two nights in a row. My chef is hosting me both nights, which is really nice of her. Oh, well, that's huge of Olivia. yeah we usually she does one night I do the other night but like what am I doing right now even though I did host yes I just want to say I hosted yesterday for a football different less dishes you're not like seated yeah no we had like a pargy like snacky affair made some fresh grilled cheeses on sourdough it was really parch speaking of sourdough there has been a huge revelation in Ben's sourdough journey and I feel like now I can speak really openly last week I was like saying to Jackie and I said on the podcast but I was couching it nicely I'm like his bread sucks and he was so you know proud almost to the point of like his ego got in his way of his own starter and I was really of the mind that like if he had used more mature starter his breads and we just like couldn't figure out why his loaf wasn't rising well and to be honest when I got home after the show on Friday there had been a loaf taken out of the oven we were letting it rest when I got home I was just like poking around at it I didn't touch it I picked it up Jackie it felt like a cinder block I'm like there is cement inside this loaf like it was so crazy we opened it up it was the densest you couldn't really cut it it wasn't edible we threw it out and I I had to sit him down and say listen I know you're like a prideful person but it's really not working for me you need fresh starter yeah so then he called me told me changes he was going to make to his starter I was feeling hopeful about that but then I asked him like what's your process on cooking day because he goes to me he's like I had my fresh starter this was on Friday night and you guys were going out that night and so it was probably like six o 'clock and he was like I uh mixed like a fresh loaf and um doing my stretch and folds with my new starter like feeling good I'm like wait are you gonna wake up at 6 a.m and be doing shapings like when are you gonna shape this thing and he was like no I do the stretch and folds and then I put it in the fridge and then I take it out in the morning and I bake it I'm like well it's not bulk fermenting like it's not rising right so we were sitting around wondering picking our noses why isn't Ben's loaf rising and it's because we actually were skipping the step where we rise you're skipping the like the whole thing yeah we found a huge flaw honestly another enormous knock in chat gbt's column because ben has been following chat gbt for sourdough to a t and it made sense it's like a methodical scientific thing they completely left out that step um he's no longer really guide being guided by chat and it's a huge loss for me for chat like chat is sucking it up recently no i'm in shock so he left the bowl on the counter while you guys went out when you came home probably like around one so that was more bulk fermenting than a loaf of his had ever done he put it guys in the fridge it's perfect I had a piece this morning right and it's only gonna get better from here we'll find the exact schedule that works for him but when he told me he was starting a loaf at like 5 p.m you can sometimes start a loaf at like 8 or 9 p.m if you're gonna let it rise overnight the timing kind of works but 5 p.m I'm like are you gonna set an alarm for 3 a.m what are you doing and you know what I feel so vindicated even though I wasn't right about what was wrong I knew something was wrong yeah yeah and that's why they weren't getting bigger that's when the gluten develops that's when the magic of the sourdough happens when it's just like fermenting and honestly I'm such a good wife for like even indulging in those first two loaves like they were disgusting now that I can like really speak freely disgusting yeah I'm very excited for him and this is what it takes like it's not even if you have plenty of experts and right it just every loaf is different in everyone's kitchen temperature everything is different so i'm glad he's on a good path yeah so that was like a huge celebration this weekend we also celebrated a wedding this weekend we were at a wedding friday and saturday night of one of our top tier swirly she's probably like the number one listener to this show which probably listening right now on her way to her honeymoon yeah um jackie's like oldest friend from camp she's my oldest friend in the world margo lou and we talk about her all the time she's like she's like your friend obviously but i feel like now she's like a family friend she's friends with all the sisters individually like for sure as she's been for a while because we've been yeah we have 20 plus years of friendship 25 years to be exact she's definitely like the oldest friend in the family in the family she's the best it was such a great wedding she's like you know she's like everybody's biggest cheerleader she's like that friend who's like super positive always shows up for you like always and so everybody gave that to her like everything she puts into the world she like gets out it was just like such a happy weekend and I've been to a wedding in a while real you know mom's night out I took a couple of shots hey speaking of weddings we dropped to patreon on Friday all about weddings because we were so inspired by Claudia and Ben's love and their wedding anniversary and we did a Q &A all about our weddings weddings in general like budgets our thoughts on the industry yeah our thoughts on trends and it was a really fun episode I think we've got a part two coming because we didn't there was so much more to discuss we were having so much fun so it's kind of like wedding season right now yes around here i don't know if you've seen but like people are bagging for a part two i mean i am i really enjoyed it and i was looking at the questions and there were still so many fab more questions so let's do it we'll we'll get on the schedule and it's worth mentioning that you and i are once again like borderline matching we are so simpatico i'm wearing this like this knit set guess where it's from i don't know i'll give you a clue okay we actually recently went to one of these stores in person together gap yes low-key everyone's sleeping on the gap i got like some good when the hamptons there's a gap and we were just like okay let's go to the gap and i got some really good like t-shirts you know just like good basic white t-shirts so i went on the website to buy some more and i just you know dilly dally i don't know if they like do this as a marketing anything it's like oh everything is 75 off you know this sweater was three cents like everything is just slashed and you know what because I'm gonna I'm just not investing in like at my current size um shout out to the gap making clothes for real women have an order in at the gap a couple of maternity pairs of pants because I have these one pair of maternity pajamas that are from the gap from like my first pregnancy and I was wearing the other day I actually wore them to the movies it was pajama pants with it like but they're navy blue so they were fine and i was like i should get more maternity pants because i really need that they had really cute stuff at the gap so i'm waiting for my order i'll let you know how it goes we're just a couple of gap and girls not an ad no but open to sponsorship as always her usual no i'm wearing the roller rabbit set our sponsor that our sponsor oh i have that set too this is i wore that the other day this is the one you wore the other day yeah who wore best sound off in the comments okay i have to tell you so i'm a part of this like tic tac conspiracy theory i totally forgot to tell you about bruno because he's still not here where is bruno so um on saturday night i'll wait for you to be done texting i just need to make sure because when i came up to the studio i hadn't seen bruno all morning i think zach might have put him in the crate so i'm just texting to confirm make sure i didn't don't need to go canvas the area so i'm a part of a tiktok conspiracy theory i posted on saturday night you know i was going out for the night so i was like making content and ended up wearing this bag that i got like maybe a year ago and i've never worn it just because like i got it when i was like pregnant and i think it's my black and mini kelly so i did like a little unboxing because it was still in the box and everything and i posted it just being like unboxing this bag you know that's what people do on tiktok they like share their bags for sure but i started to see some weird stuff I saw two girls post the exact same video I was gonna send it to you and say what's going on but um oh so you you are also a part of the conspiracy theory I just I approached it on my own and then I saw a third girl who I don't follow actually the two girls I don't even follow them and then the third girl who I also don't follow was unboxing an air maze bag but it was a different one I could tell it was going to be bigger and I moved on with my life I didn't know who she was so no i unboxed uh minnie kelly and two other danielle bernstein and acquired style like nyc girlies also i think they're both engaged so they were talking about like their bridal bags no wait they had the same caption saying my dream bag for my bridal era and oh that's weird the same exact bridal era dream bag so people are kind of looping me into okay maybe it's like more so about them than it is about me but people are like the comments were like what is going on all three girls and i was like i didn't see myself in the middle they think it's like hermes sending us pr lol um i just want to clear the air like i have no connection i mean i obviously know these other two girls just from like being you know a new yorker but i have no connection to them there's no conspiracy it's i have to say i did see i did see danielle bernstein unboxing and i feel like maybe when i was then going into my closet to get my bag i was like oh I should do what she did like for sure like it was in my brain because I just recently had watched hers but I just want to say there's no connection acquired said dream bridal purse we wore what said unboxing my dream bridal era back but then in the yeah what I know so I just want to say like it's probably more like conspiracy about them than it is about me yeah I'm not worried about But I definitely like had the idea in my brain because I had seen one of their videos like just scrolling.

13:14Yeah. And that's just what people do. Yeah. No, I think for the two of them it's just like parallel thinking that's just really so strange. Within like two days of each other. And then I copied. And then both of them came on my algorithm. No, I can't. You didn't post yours to reels, did you? No, that's why you're not familiar with my involvement in the theory. That's why I'm like you're not involved. You're working with limited information. Yeah. Okay, so what's the conspiracy? Well, they're trying to figure out, like, well, all three girls posted three. Well, stop. No, Jackie, I'm telling you.

13:47The comments on my video are like, what's going on? What's going on? Everybody thinks there's a conspiracy. I'm telling you, you guys. Tell Jackie. Tell Jackie. I'll read it to you. I swear. Send me screenshots of the comment section. No, I'll just read it to you right now. Opening up. Okay, there's my bag. Ready? did every influencer get a mini kelly today i love your kelly hermes well that's the best comment why is everybody unboxing one of these today oh another comment this is not related but worth mentioning girl are you on ozempic no thanks queen um is everyone getting a kelly now is everyone do I need a Kelly mini.

14:33I think so. Oh, and then somebody called me Tankalish. Not fucking cool. Allie Jansen. Even I'm not allowed to. Even I've rolled it back, Allie. Didn't Acquired Style just do the same unboxing today? Did everyone get the same bag on the same day? Where's mine? No, if only it worked like that. So just saying, like, they are talking about me and they are including me. And then I got tagged in a couple of videos being like, did anybody see? Danielle Bernstein Acquired Style and Claudia yeah they are including me they're including you in like the green screen conspiracy videos yeah yeah and I just wanted to clear up that there's nothing going on well thank you so much for that you're welcome I hope you enjoyed your evening with your Minnie Kelly I did it was a little too Minnie I couldn't put my phone in there and you know me I have like my big like Magna MagSafe your phone's got gear I've got the iPhone Pro Max I've got an Octobuddy magnetic thing on the end and like a little if you guys can hear a little wristlet my phone's not fitting in any bag got it bruno is in his crate so let the rumors live another day well bruno's crate actually a cool thing about your house and it was really smart is that you had bruno's crate because the crate is so ugly so when you were like doing renovations on your house there was like some uh empty space under the staircase like where harry potter lived we built it and they just like carved out a crate and so bruno's crate is like in the wall it's actually really sick if the house ever collapsed like he's in trouble he's never in his crate except for right now bed calls bruno harry potter because he lives under the staircase that was loki so crazy of his aunt and uncle that he lives under the staircase i should actually like make a bit a cool video showing bruno's crate it's kind of like a cool feature i could see it like you know popping going viral being like a really cool thing that we did when we built our house people are always doing that if you see me doing that video like don't question it just support me subscribe and yeah and share get the shares up and like let's see if it has legs okay it definitely does i see that all the time and i actually always get inspired like if i ever buy a house yeah you have like a bunch of saved of like random shit you do people are always like making the most out of the space under the stairs as you should we've made the most out of the space under our stairs we have a bathroom we have a powder room yeah you really did i've seen people do like big storage like um we have then we also have a storage closet has like strollers yeah it has a lot of like baby gear in there interesting very interesting stuff going on the stories are okay so we don't need to like dive in no we don't need to like run right in we can continue to do what we do because i guess we're not going to do what we do again till thursday oh my god that sucks for everyone else i know sorry and you guys don't have like a party new year to celebrate but um it's kind of like one man's trash is another man's treasure like we get two days off of work and everybody suffers i'm sorry yeah um i am sorry but we have patreon there's two new episodes already and we're gonna drop the third wedding episode this week we'll drop it on rosh hashanah yeah so that you guys have a little something let's give him something to talk about what's been making for dinner oh my god okay i literally had to like have a chat with him this morning you had to chat to him yeah i had to pull him for a chat because i like sense him getting overwhelmed and like i just this happens every time we host it's like 6 59 and he's freaking so i said i'm like don't do too much like it's okay to outsource Like you can get the appetizers from the kosher grocer, like pre-made.

18:13You don't have to make everything. He's like, no, I know. I agree. He just like is placating me. I just know it's going to be hell. Because he's like taking out all of our platters. He's like, oh, this would be a good one for the sashimi. Sashimi? Sashimi for Rosh Hashanah. Ben's dad is vegetarian. His sister Maddie's gluten and dairy free. So we have like a lot of specifications. The sashimi. And like I'm bringing out the folding table. Like you just know shit's getting wild when the folding table is. Okay. So what is he making in addition to sashimi? He made the brisket yesterday. So like the big main piece is just needs to be like thrown in the oven.

18:49Yeah. He's making an orzo. Love. As discussed. We did outsource the chicken soup from the kosher grocer, but he insists on putting it on the stove and like re-seasoning it. Fine. Okay, fine. Fine.

19:05Mashed potatoes. Yeah, mom. Which is such, I suggested outsourcing mashed potatoes because it's so hard to make mashed potatoes. What else is he making? Oh, you know, oh, oh, oh. An apple cinnamon dip or something. Yeah, but not kugel, but like a dip of sorts. I don't know. It's just, I can't go, I have to stay out of the house today. It's crazy in there. I understand. And the annoying thing about hosting when you have an open concept kitchen, people don't talk about this enough. Like open concept kitchens like low-key suck because by the time everybody arrives, everything has to be clean. Bring back walls.

19:40Bring back walls. Build the wall. Build the wall. I love your walls, house. Like where are walls actually? Like I'm like, babe, we have to have everything spotless because when you're in the throes of hosting, your kitchen is insane. I know. But our stupid open fucking concept. No. Ugh. Like whatever happened to rooms? I believe it was RuPaul said it best bring back my walls yeah I'm putting walls up I'm building a yeah build the wall that wall should we rage made and make that the title 100 people are like what are those two freaks talking about again today no I love that for us Unless it's like, I love your walls, kitchen.

20:28House. Yeah, like something. I love your walls, general contractor.

20:39We'll talk later, but definitely we've got something. Something to do with the walls. Jackie. Let's give them something to talk about. like these four walls that came down around us i'm gonna stop you right there because i want to go ahead must have been something sent me out of my head with the words so lyrical Not what I meant But now a way For a break in the silence Cause it's all that you left Just me And these foals again That song is so fucking amazing Yeah Really Really beautiful Kind of add it to my karaoke repertoire I have a list of songs on my phone Cause when I get drunk I forget what song's it yeah do it now people people are gonna be like is she playing four walls by miley cyrus if they even know what it is if they're even educated enough um where did it where oh here four walls i just feel like maybe your karaoke crowd like won't won't know it you know i i can't see the tailors knowing that song well so it's yeah a lot of the like places i frequent and i'm glad you bring up the tailors that have karaoke they're like gay bars and i don't know if like the gay community really messes with like early miley yeah no but i wasn't even it wasn't even a knock on the gay community i just meant like even if you went to like duets right like like the people that you would go with like your usual karaoke crew crew i don't think that they mess with her like the tailors like no shade to the tailors they definitely don't mess with i think that would be a point of pride for them that they don't know that song yeah yeah that's just how it just shows like different people like can be friends like even with differences and something that doesn't get spoken about enough is like taylor strecker and i's generational difference like she is 11 years older than me it's insane because she looks insane for her age but like every now and then mostly when we're at a restaurant and she pulls out her glasses like to read the menu i'm reminded of like how far apart we are in age but you're also makes me feel better you're an old soul correct i've always been drawn to an older crowd yeah she's just very mature for her age that is what they say about me yeah while also being young at heart of course and and physically looking yes it's hard to i cover a lot of bases it's true she's ageless i'm just gonna say i really am ageless yeah i could see people like if they didn't know you that well not knowing what age you are you know yeah you being one of those people that like is she in her 20s is she in her 40s excuse me so i actually went to a baby shower yesterday and we brought ruby because it's a baby shower and oh my god everybody was like oh ruby ruby and someone was like is that your baby i think they thought i was like obviously like the baby's older sister you know and that made me feel good yeah or like the babysitter sure i'll take it yeah oh my god we got stuck in so much traffic going to the baby shower because we got stuck in the mexican day parade i obviously didn't know my people were congregating i would have been on a float and i'm actually insulted to have not been asked to be the grand marshal of the la parade that's rude but it's actually when you get like close to the avenue where the parade is happening for any every sunday in like the fall and spring it's like the greek orthodox parade and and you see people when you get close like walking to the parade and they're all like dressed in their you know nationalities garb flags around and it's really cute um the traffic not so much but yeah i went to a party yesterday it's crazy that they just like have parades in the middle of the city and they just like shut it down and i have to say it is the worst part about living here like every sunday it's a gorgeous day you want to go somewhere good luck there's a parade for that it's uptown it's downtown it's all it's everywhere i'm sorry you went through that but um that's okay shall we get into the stories i guess the fast five stories you need to know that are brought to you by audible's original pride and prejudice the audible i know the audible original pride and prejudice is an intimate performance that will have you falling in love with the jane austen classic all over again so pride and Regidious stars a full cast, including Marissa Abella from Industry, as Elizabeth Bennet, Harris Dickinson from Baby Girl and Crawdads, as Mr.

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30:51It also makes me really nervous because you could get injured. Is that how you would want to go out? You got injured on the job but not doing your actual job, just celebrating. I know. And it's like when you do things in a helmet, I don't know how they wear those helmets all the time. To do a backflip in a helmet is a crazy thing to do. It's so heavy. Yeah, but I guess it's better than doing it not in a helmet. No, but I just feel like the physics of it. The center of gravity is shifted. It's weighing you down. But anyways, this man was a real athlete. His last name was like Skibbidadoop or something like that.

31:22Skibbidadoop, papa. Yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. But major news for the girlies was that Olivia Colbo took her baby daughter Colette to her first football game to watch her dad, Christian McCaffrey, slay the house down boots on the field. So I watched Olivia Colbo. She did like a get ready with me on TikTok. And it's so funny because I relate to her, even though she's like a couple of weeks behind me. Like we're very much at the same phase and she's still like exclusively breastfeeding while going back to work. and um she was making a tiktok and she was wearing this outfit and she was like oh my jeans are so tight and she wore this like big red leather coat she's in california yeah and she's just like i know everyone is going to be like why are you wearing that coat it's too hot but she's like i just like hate my stomach so i need to cover it like which is so crazy because i see her and i'm like how does she look like that and for her she like hates herself i'm like how how are we living on the same planet there's really nothing more annoying than when you are dressed and obviously you have some insecurities whether you're pregnant or you're postpartum or you're just like feeling insecure so like or you're just alive so you like wear something that's not perfect for the climate weather and then someone who knows you and knows that you like can look at the weather someone named ben yeah someone named zach says aren't you gonna be hot in that no like no i completely agree i just experienced i just experienced it too and the last time i experienced it was a few years ago and it took a few years i guess he forgot the lesson a few years ago when i got i literally just to charlie and it was like august here but like i don't give a fuck like i'm not showing my arms okay so like literally on saturday night i wore like a jumpsuit it was long sleeve and it was this the saturday night of the wedding was like this after party so it was like in a club it was very like warm and i knew wearing a long sleeve jumpsuit i have a brain i knew like i would be warm so i planned ahead i brought a fan um and ben was like don't you want to wear something like as if I have multiple options like shut up as if it hadn't crossed your mind as if you don't think about these things you think I want to be in this like black tarp no so then that was right after I had Charlie and I got like it was very I was also very hormonal but I was like very upset I'm like are you I have nothing to wear like this is what of course I know it's hot like I have a brain and two eyes yeah no it's so annoying and then the other day he said something like that again i'm like this is all that fits me right now it's such an annoying thing to say i totally agree it's so i feel for olivia cobo if anybody said anything about her jacket seriously jail for you and by the way she looked amazing she looked adorable colette was adorable on the field kissing daddy and he won must be nice that's my team right there i know as a 49ers fan i'm quite used to it yeah but you know like for her first game yeah yeah yeah and she was breastfeeding in the suite like slay no such a slay and then also travi um got fined yesterday for an obscene gesture during the game i believe that at one point was this a gesture i think he went like this like you know like that yeah that is obscene yeah he got fined 14 grand that's like a lot of money yeah what how much you let me watch the video how much she finds usually cost i feel like um my only real reference is mark cuban like saying the f word on like an nba after show and saying like i'm gonna say it again and double it for charity or something like and it was 25 grand so got it okay so that's like just what they like to do and where do these fines go they should all go to charity well i think that the network gets fined from like you know the parents association yeah oh and speaking of i forgot i wanted to share last week we had the conversation like if you were the first lady what would your like non-partisan issue being be and mine would obviously be mothers against drunk driving right and mine would obviously be reading literacy literacy increasing library very eleanor roosevelt building out the libraries bringing go ellie go ellie it's your birthday go ellie go ellie go ellie yeah i think those are us better than we know ourselves I know it's it's nice but it's like yeah they could obviously pinpoint the things that are important to us but just for me it just all feels so vast like what is important to me everything they're like no reading yeah reading that's a great one that is a great one someone should do that beef up the library it's been done it could always be done more of course of course and so funny that we were talking about it because I told you all we watch these days is Ina it's like on in the background and there was an episode where Ina goes to the White House to do like the garden that was like Michelle Obama's thing like eating healthy and I guess she planted this like huge vegetable garden for the community in the Rose Garden and Ina went and like you know chefed it up with the White House chef so cool yeah and it was like kind of perfect because I was just thinking about like what my platform would be and so if I if I had to have like somebody come mothers again I'd have like Sam Hunt come Karen like you would you would have Reese Witherspoon come yeah I would also love to like do some classroom readings I think I would be really good at that of course but like I was thinking like if I had an episode like what episode would mine be and mine would be like yeah me and Sam Hunt and Bella Hadith talking to the youths scaring straight yeah and that's who you would use not like victims well yeah but that's less you know showy that yeah buzzy i understand are you ready for our next story speaking of this lurd is having a release party for the life of a showgirl it is headed to theaters if you understood that sentence congratulations you are a top student at toast university yeah jackie's obviously having a hard time with the words today no i'm saying Speaking of this, comma, Lerd is having a release party.

37:15If you get that sentence, you are top 5 % of Toast University students. So we just talked about how like the rollout for this album has been kind of quiet. She's not doing the usual rounds. And she must have heard us. And she said, hold on. I'm releasing a movie in theaters. In theaters, October 3rd to 5th. It is a dazzling soiree. Only in cinemas, you'll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for her new single, The Fate of Ophelia. That's the first single. along with never before seen behind the scenes footage of how we made it cut by cut explanations what inspired this music and the brand new lyric videos from my new album the life of a showgirl looks like it's time to brush off that eras tour outfit or orange cardigan tickets are on sale now dancing is optional but very much encouraged so i want to speak openly and i want to speak freely and i don't want to hear from toxic swifties regarding this um selling tickets to the viewing of a lyric video multiple layers should be a crime a crime i'm sorry like that's crazy now like the better business bureau needs to look into this i'm sorry i don't even watch lyric videos on youtube like that's crazy like to make a whole filmed event in theaters for one music video behind the scenes crap that like was left on the cutting room floor and two lyric videos personally I probably will wait till it's available on demand to watch just because like it's hard to get to the movies for me these days and like I just went to see Downton Abbey and like I don't know if I can um it just doesn't feel like dazzling enough that feels like a real movie exactly yeah and I know Taylor does like there's she has a reason for everything and the last time she did this movie you know she cuts out the movie studios and it's so good for the movie theater she works directly with AMC.

39:01So she's helping local theaters. We love, we love, we love. Just in terms of like the content, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying for me personally, where I'm at in my life, like I will be waiting to watch it on demand. You're not like getting up and getting out to go see some. And getting dressed in my Aeros tour outfit. I'm not. I do want, of course this sounds like a big nothing burger. I do want to give her the benefit of the doubt because she's not someone that phones it in. Like there's never like, Like, oh, this was like a nothing. Like everything is always like the most. There's so much work.

39:32There's so much thought that goes into it. I want to imagine that she's really undersold, whatever it is. But I also a few weeks ago had seen like a TikTok video theory of a girl saying that like based on the runtime of Life of a Showgirl. It's the same. It's pretty short, like for an album. It's the same runtime as a movie. And they thought the whole album would be a movie. And so I thought. Like a visual lemonade type of thing. Or yeah, like Miley something beautiful, whatever. Miley's thing. Yeah, like where it's like all the songs going. Even I guess that Kelsey Ballerini album was like that, where it was like five music videos.

40:06Yes, rolling up the welcome app. Blended into one. It's like a movie. So when she was doing stuff in theaters, I was like, oh, so it'll be like a movie. And I do kind of have this like high expectation of that's what it will be. I mean, when I hear the word lyric video, like I do feel sad. But I'm going to give a little, I'm not going, but I feel like there has to be more than at this. right yeah and by the way i hope you're right i'm not being a hater i would genuinely love to be wrong and there are theories that like there's you know the whole thing is a music video about travis and then the behind the scenes is her directing travis i would love that like maybe i would go to the theater for that but like i don't know i don't know yeah i i don't know it's not giving but then i've also seen rumors that like she has said that the promo for life of a showgirl is going to be like bigger most promo for an album that's ever been so like i don't know if she's waiting but it's in five days yeah i don't know if she's waiting till it comes out because i actually appreciate that like don't promote something i can't listen to don't get me excited don't waste my time don't send me somewhere where there's nothing to consume like i want to know about it when i can go and do it so like maybe waiting till after the album comes out to really hit us with stuff also i've seen somebody pointing out that like the fate of Ophelia is obviously like a Shakespearean reference.

41:20And her first big hit, Love Story, Romeo and Juliet, is quite Shakespearean. And this is like sort of the full circle. You know, she started out this hopeless romantic. She went on this crazy journey. Now the fate of Ophelia is like more about the love story that she ended up finding. And like maybe the whole movie is very Travis coded. That's what people are saying. Maybe. But then wouldn't it be like the fate of Juliet? Well, I'm sure she'd explain why it's Ophelia, not Juliet. Because, you know, Ophelia has a job. Probably Juliet doesn't or something. And Juliet dies. also not good also not the way that you want to kick things off you want to be yeah yeah um so we'll see i'm very excited for the album but you know this is what's happening right we all are participating in different ways agreed and she likes that and she said that on new heights she did jackie love that she said that if you don't like it take it up with learn not with me not with koji yeah i love that she said that yeah just being like you can participate and be crazy or not and you're still a swifty either way that's what i've been trying to tell you fucking bitches yeah like being a swifty just means like liking her music right in which case i've been a swifty more than half my life correct speaking of a swifty what number number three Oh, yeah.

42:38Harry Styles ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours using a fake name. So it's funny. This headline says pop star Harry Styles. And I do feel like they have to remind us because it's like, who is? They don't say pop star Taylor Swift. They just say Taylor Swift. But it's like, who is Harry Styles these days? Jackie is preying on his downfall. It's insane. And then it starts out English singer and songwriter Harry Styles ran the Berlin. Yeah, that's woof that you have to tell us who that is. It's kind of giving written by AI. Oh, perhaps. Let's look for the two dashes. Right. Ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours on Sunday.

43:22Organizers confirmed to news agency DPA that Styles took part. He was one of 55 ,000 runners taking part in the race on what is widely regarded as the fastest marathon track in the world. he finished the race in just under three hours two hours 59 minutes and 13 seconds wait a whole marathon a whole marathon in two hours 59 minutes that's fucking crazy yeah they said a sub three hour marathon is a coveted mark for many marathon runners like he kind of crushed it and a lot of people are wondering like how does one train for a marathon and like never be spotted right because you have to cover a lot of ground you can't like really do it on the treadmill you can't you need to do it out you can do parts of it but you need to really get outside so people are marveled and actually if you know harry you actually know he's been a runner for quite some time there's a very famous photo of him going for a run and throwing up um and then like obviously like people found out where it was and built a memorial like this harry styles they're up here um but like we know he's a runner he's a track star i didn't know he was operating at this level I'm glad he's using his time off productively.

44:31He's obviously not making music, but he is breaking records and that's good. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is like a good use of your energy and it's positive. You know, it's healthy. It's very Michelle Obama coded. Yeah. I feel like this is great, obviously. I just think if you're in a relationship with someone who's training for a marathon, like they're the worst versions of themselves, right? Like there's, especially he's doing it at a real elite athletic level when it comes to diet, exercise, training. Like you're just sort of 100 % committed to that. I don't know if he's seeing anyone during the course of this training.

45:09I just imagine it was really hard for the person he was dating with. And I also feel like when you're training at this level and like you're eating like a lot of fruits, veggies, like you fart a lot. Like you have gas and stuff.

45:26Sorry. I just feel like whoever he's been living with has been dealing with a lot. I feel like that's why he's not been seen with anyone, perhaps. And only in the last two weeks. Only in the last two weeks, Zoe Kravitz, like she's here for the good times. Right, right. It's easy to show up and celebrate some three hours. Right, but when he was clocking in at six hours. Clocking the toilet. She wasn't there for that part. No.

46:00because it reminds me of love is blind uk with um ashley and the guy was like really nutty about food yeah and like he was just like so strict and obviously he wasn't training for anything but like men get like so toxic when they like are like that and i just feel like harry's kind of been in his toxic era do you think like more more people who are single do marathon stuff like this or more people who are in relationships it's kind of like a mature relationship thing to do but it's also like single you have to be kind of selfish like you have to prioritize your schedule and the training and the food and everything so I don't know I actually feel like it's kind of a single person thing yeah I just I don't know if I could put up with somebody who was so committed to like this one thing that wasn't me yeah yeah it's a lot you can't you can't have like small children so there's there's a time in your life there's a season actually emily margo's friend emily is running the new york city marathon on behalf of the mark schoenwetter foundation raising money she's almost at ten thousand dollars if you want to donate you should do that yeah just it's always a good time to donate to the mark schoenwetter holocaust education foundation that would also be part of your platform as first lady and it would work hand in hand with my platform because mine is books and his is books.

47:14Yeah, thousand percent. So we would work hand in hand. So I should tell my husband to become president. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I guess you could do like first lady things even if you're like not first lady, but who wants you? Yeah, but like why would anyone listen to you? Like you're not the first lady. You're just a random lady. I agree. You're not first. You're last. He also, Harry ran under the name Stead Sarando. like Ted Sarandos from the CEO of Netflix okay so obviously if I'm a crazy person it's an easter egg right? Harry's house movie coming to Netflix when? you really think so?

47:54I don't feel like I mean I don't know why he would be Sted Sarandos that's so weird that's so weird okay wait I did not know that I don't think he's not an easter egg boy if it's a play on Ted Sarandos why wouldn't you do Ned? like it has to be Sted is not a name Claudia I don't know like I'm actually dumbfounded if anybody has a theory let us know that's the most curious part of this yeah maybe he's good friends with Ted Sarandos but like why they're not the same age and like they're not in the same industry they're not not in the same industry they're both in the entertainment industry but like he's in movies and television and Harry's in music like and Harry doesn't even he's not even like a tailor who like crosses over had a concert DVD like so funny I literally googled Ted Sarandos and the first suggested thing that came up is Ted Sarandos Harry Styles.

48:42Oh, well, there we go. And people are also, like, wondering. Especially if he never expected to be spotted. Like, we would have never even known he ran as Ted Sarandos. Yeah. Like, maybe they're just boys. This is really weird. Like, the Ted Sarandos thing I can't get over. Yeah. Huh. Curious. Extremely. Are you ready for our fourth story? No. Is it our fourth story that's brought to you by David Protein? It is. I have some shocking news for you, Jackie. Recent surveys show that 71 % of Americans want to increase their protein intake. And David Protein said, hold my beer. Hold my bar. Introducing David.

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