Joey Gynecomastia with Joey Camasta: Tuesday, October 28th, 2025

19:11You're kidding. Face timing. Yes, she's doing great. There's a new story coming out about her. You should have her on the podcast. I tried. She's so busy, yeah. No, she's not busy. She's not allowed to do anything like that until after something happens or she's still going to court for the next trial. Got it, got it. Season three of Canary. Season three. Right, right, right, right. But I do love her. Obsessed with that. But Murdaugh. Yeah. Back to Murdaugh. There's so many twists and turns. I know. And so I think I reached the end of where he is now. I guess he's still alive and in prison. The dad.

19:39Dad. Yeah. But now I'm watching the Hulu version of it with Patricia Arquette. Yes. Anything with Arquette in it I know is going to be a fucking killer. You watch Gypsy Rose? Of course Gypsy Rose. Severance. What else? Anything she's in is fucking fabulous. Pretty major. So I knew I was going to like it. So you're big into true crime. True crime. I love true crime. Nothing is really doing it for me as far as series goes. What should I be watching? Me and Ben are watching. I need new shows. You know, I like to bed rot. Oh, and we have a story. Do you watch Nobody Wants This? The Netflix show? I do with the rabbi.

20:10Yeah, with the rabbi. I feel like you would like it. Is it ongoing, though? The new season just came out. That's what it was. Okay, I've watched the old season. I haven't seen the new season yet. I think you'd like it. I like the first season. Yeah, and we have a story. we'll talk about it a little bit. I mean, that's what we're currently watching. Watching the Kardashians. Oh, are you watching Dancing with the Stars? I am. You know what? I wanted to hate it because I just feel like I'm annoyed that I'm not big enough to start to be on the show. So I automatically... But I feel like that's a good goal.

20:35It is a goal. Also, Traders. I want to be on the Traders. Oh, you would be great. I know. I just have to wait until they start like how you're hiring like the... The bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel, yeah. Me too. We'll be like, hi, we're ready. Yeah, hi. But Dancing with the Stars, they were pulling on my heartstrings. to say that fucking dedication Robert Irwin is just getting me every time we both have dead parents right and we know how it is so I like I identify with him also identify as being his lover when he turns of age is he not of age I don't know he looks very young he looks 13 but also 37 I'm sure he's of age I think he's like 21 now let me ask you a question yes ma 'am because I every time we talk about Dancing with the Stars I talk about how I feel like there's something going on between Zach and Dylan Efron ever since like Dylan became a big star like Zach hasn't come to the ballroom he hasn't supported on you know on dedication night the other siblings came on dedication night he danced for his sister she's trying to hide that faccia mama is that what you think you think he's got a new face and he's just like unavailable hopefully he went back to his old face right right it got real scary there for a moment I don't know where we lie at this point I know I think that could be it because he doesn't want the ridicule that's an interesting theory I had thought that it was like Zac Efron's always been the big star in his family and now Dylan's like getting his flowers and like it's been hard for his ego what was Kris Jenner doing there in the audience was she trying to get Alex Earl to do a reality show I'm so glad you brought that up.

21:46She was there positioned as Alex. I don't know about. A Elaria. Alec Baldwin, friends and family. Does she speak the language though? How is she going to. Elaria or Chris? Chris. How is she going to communicate with Elaria? I don't know. But I think that's why she was there. Okay. It was odd. It was odd. It was now it's there. Joey, I have a question for you. Yeah. You're right. Are you ready for the Fast Five Stories? I've never been more ready. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Weight Watchers, a trusted science-backed brand that has supported millions of people in their wellness journeys for over six decades, myself included.

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28:18Okay. Now, Joey, do you know who Nara Smith is? Yes. She is the human Xanax that cooks behind the TV in beautiful clothes, and her husband's hot as fuck. Well, she is seemingly hitting back after the internet has speculated that she used a surrogate to welcome her most recent baby. So Nara Smith is hitting back after flaunting her abs two weeks after announcing the birth of her fourth baby. The internet then started speculating that she welcomed her newborn, Fonny Golden, be a surrogate. So she posted this picture two weeks after giving birth. OK. And of course, it's an insane photo. She doesn't look like she gave birth in the last 20 years.

28:51And as someone who just did give birth, I can show you what it looks like if you want. It doesn't look like that. And so she's sort of hitting back. She shared a picture holding her baby girl as well as another snap with a newborn on her lap showing off her stomach. How many kids does she have? Four. She has four kids. And she's 24. So this is what she wrote. Women's bodies are pure magic, divinely designed. To create, grow, and nurture life, we become the bridge between heaven and earth guiding into this world. Even her words are soothing. With that, our bodies transform and stretch. I used to feel the need to bend and force it back how it used to look, only to realize that it has been home to four other bodies.

29:30Well, bitch, you're 24. The final stage is filled with grace and slowing down. Let me see your stomach. Yeah. My stomach or hers? No, hers. Okay, because I was like, get out. We were sharing midrass earlier. um it could be I mean she did she ever gain weight when she was pregnant she had a bump well wouldn't they show her wouldn't they know that she was pregnant the whole time or she just came out of nowhere with a new baby no no she has been pregnant so she obviously I don't know if anybody saw her in like a bikini like you could wear a prosthetic I'm not saying that she did but you could wear a prosthetic bump like Beyonce like Beyonce yes I'm glad you brought that up what is a celebrity conspiracy theory you like 100 % believe because mine is that Beyonce did not carry blue ivy specifically oh I don't even know let me think You know, they say Avril Lavigne died and came back as that bitch Melissa.

30:14I don't really buy that one. Rivers? Yes. Yes, Melissa Rivers. I like the one where Katy Perry is at Jemaday Ramsey. I like that one, too. They really do look alike. Yeah. She's dating that man now. Justin Trudeau. Yes, we spoke about that yesterday. What do you make of that? I mean, get it, girl. I kind of like it. I mean, the last one, I just, I think that she, I thought that, I thought that he was much bigger as a star. Orlando Bloom. I think Orlando Bloom marrying her together dulled his celebrity. It was almost like now she's the only one. I didn't even think of him as an actor anymore. He faded to the back.

30:46I think it also made people not like him. Something about him. Yeah. I don't know. But I do like this new thing for him because someone needs to get that man out. He was hot. Have you ever seen Orlando Bloom's penis? Yes. He was on the thing. Yes. On a paddleboard. Paddleboard, yeah. In the nude. And I don't know if he knew he was going to get paparazzi, but we saw his penis. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? I love seeing penises. I'll always say yes to a penis. Yeah. Yeah, I just feel like it's like fun. Yeah, but back to Nara Smith. I mean, I think she's that type of body. She's a model. I think every other model like that.

31:15We saw Heidi Klum and all these other women who give birth and they snap back two weeks later. So it could be true. She's 24 years old. She's a model. Heidi Klum walked in Victoria's Secret Fashion Show six weeks postpartum. Yeah, see what I mean? That's insane. So she is able to snap back like that. And I think if she was going to have a surrogate, I think she's the kind of person to probably share it and be okay with that. I think there's a lot of things we just don't understand about her. I don't think it would be her being vain. Maybe it's because, you know. She had an issue or something. Yeah, you don't want to screw it up.

31:43Joey, do you want to be a parent one day? Okay, I always said this. If I'm not as rich as Andy Cohen and able to give my kid the life that he deserves as a gay kid, I ain't doing it yet. I'm not slumming it. I think that's fair. On a school bus across town. Right, right, right. You don't want to budget. No. I want to be able to have the right vacations and all the other things, international friends and the private schools and the charity events and things. I don't want to. Does Snooki have beef with Andy Cohen? No. Why do I remember something like that? It was that she— He made a nasty comment.

32:12Well, no nasty comment. It was about the Housewives of Jersey. Everyone's saying, is she going to be on it? Is she going to— Is she in the next Housewives of Jersey? Andy was very blunt. Like, no. I have no reason to— Cast her. She's not there. She's not— There's Jersey Shore such an iconic thing itself. It doesn't tie in with what the franchise of this is. It just wouldn't work. And has Nicole ever been on Watch What Happens Live? Yes. And did you bartend? I bartended a separate time. Got it, okay. But yeah, I didn't bartend that, but yeah, Nicole's been on a few times. Oh, good. Yeah, so there was no, I don't think there's anything, it was just miscommunication.

32:43Okay, I feel like his tone was like not the nicest, but I'm like a stinky defender till I die. You know that about me, right? We're trying to get her over here. Yes, I know, I'm trying to book Nicole as a co-host, you guys. She's always been really, really helpful. And maybe this like, let this be my plea. I don't know if you know, or that she knows like, she was like my number one like celebrity in high school. She's the only one you fuck with. She fucks with. You're the only one she fucks with. Oh, I know. And so I really want her to come on the podcast. No, she's like, she goes, who is it? I go, it's Claudia.

33:08She goes, oh, yeah, for her, I'll do it. Oh, yeah, no, no. I'm telling you, like, she would love it. I think she would have a great time. She could promote any of her projects. Yeah, good. But she's, like, not desperate, right? Like, she has a nice thing going on over there in Jersey. Yeah. I love her. Yeah. So this is kind of big news for you. Diddy has received his prison release date. He's got a 50-month sentencing for his federal crimes, and they say that he will be released from prison May 8th, 2028. That's not that far. I mean, I would get myself ready now. This is like for the big reveal party.

33:36I would start planning the next white party. I'd be in there knowing what I'd be doing when I'm getting out. Who is shit by you, who will get invited, who won't. Write the tell-all. Right, of course. So I can go on all the talk shows. Write the tell-all. How many months is it since then? Until then? 50. So it'll be 50 months from now to then? Yeah. I don't think I'll do the full 50. You don't. Well, actually, is it 50, 12 months? No, it's probably less. But then he's going to have to be on probation. Is he not allowed to drink or have freak-offs anymore? Yeah, or travel. Freak-off-free zone. Freak-off-free zone.

34:10Title. Can I ask you a question? Yes, ma 'am. I actually feel, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you would thrive in a prison environment because you're tatted up, and so people would just automatically respect you. You look a little intimidated. Well, it's not the intimidation. It's about giving permission for people to chuckle or laugh. Do you know what I mean? People are such a high-strung environment. My little quirks, and same with you. We would both thrive. No, I would not thrive in a prison environment. You think our funny bone would get us through everything? So I wouldn't be able to flex my funny bone.

34:42My biggest fear in life is going to jail. I have nightmares about it all the time. Mine is that and amputation. Amputation? A specific limb or any amputation? Any amputation. What about a finger? No, I'd rather die. Really? Yeah, no, it's my biggest. Again, I'm not being disrespectful to the amputate community. Of course, of course, of course. But it's something that makes me so uncomfortable. But I'm an adult, and I'm respectful, and I'm caring, and I'm compassionate, so I'm not going to ever show face about it. But at the inside, I'm freaking out. That's your worst nightmare. So uncomfortable.

35:12So you'd rather go to prison? If I had to, depending on what limb. I mean, maybe if it's just a digit, I would be fine. Not a leg. Prison. Wow, I'd rather live without a leg. Prison is - I mean, now that you're saying it, it does sound nice to lay down all day long and not be able to have to get up. That does sound satiating. But I'd have to cross that bridge when I got there. And it depends on what kind of unit I'm in. If I can be with where Situation was and where Fyre Fest was. They were there together. Fyre Fest. Yeah, I read Mike the Situation's memoir, by the way. It's incredible. And has Snooki written a memoir?

35:48Not a memoir. I know she wrote a fictional novel. She has many books. She has Guido Beach. Right. She has... Those are fiction. That's a lot about her life. Right. Confessions of a Guidad. Then she has like three mom books. Oh, are any of them memoirs like about her rise to fame? No, but I think we should, that's the next one. She should because Mike, the situation's, obviously his story is a little bit different. Can I have a cookbook? Do you have any publishing friends? I can help you. I want a cookbook too, anyone? Yeah, by the way, just put it out there, Joey. Right into the camera. The cookbook, thank you.

36:16And one of those blankets. I read his memoir. It was incredible. He talked about his time in prison and how he met Billy McFarlane from the Fyre Festival and they kind of became like not buddies, but they only met like once or twice. And that lawyer was there too. Cohen, Mike Cohen. Michael Cohen. Really? Yes, he was there too. I used to live on the same block as him and the day he got out of prison, it was paparazzi. I was like, oh, finally, my time has come. But it was for Michael Cohen. Oh. Yeah. I would have still tripped and fell and caused a scene. Yeah, of course, flashed a ditty or something.

36:39Yeah. But let's flash back to Diddy. Yes. I mean, I don't know if I should be supporting him. He's a bad person. I believe he's guilty of the crimes that he's accused of. Well, I hope he finds peace in prison and gets to forgive himself and can... What did he have to do to win you back? I mean, I'm a thirst trap, so he would just need to sign me to his new record label. Right, right. Give me a cookbook. Yeah, a cookbook. And a Mickey Couture blanket. Yeah, a Mickey Couture blanket, a cookbook line. Yeah. I mean, sorry, a cookware line, dishes, a candle, my own fragrance and candle. What celebrity brands, like people who do like cravings, Chrissy Teigen, which brands do you think are good?

37:16Oh, my God. For the kitchen. Oh, my God. Dolly has a line. I talked about this on the podcast the other day, and I recently just ran into it, but I forgot to tell her about it. Rachel Zoe has a line at TJ Maxx and Marshall's. Do you know that Rachel Zoe makes the cutest kids clothes? Because Ruby's entire wardrobe, TJ Maxx and Marshall's, so cheap. It's Rachel Zoe. Who knew? I got throw blankets. I got measuring cups. I got little clips for the bags. I got like all this shit. And I know she doesn't have a hand in it at all. I think she probably signs her name over to it. I don't know. I would hope she does.

37:44Well, because, you know, I think that makes her money. Like all the stuff she does, like the Zoe report, like that's not really generating revenue. It's the TJ Maxx, Marshall's, Kohl's. It's the big box stores. And now that I know. I hope she is involved because I love it. Now that I know her namesake, when I'm going there, it's almost like going to the grocery and you see a quality product like Nabisco or like a name like Kraft. You trust it. Something you can trust. An American standard. What do you think about her on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I like it. And I said, I said, I'm so happy for your resurfaces.

38:09I met her at a party. I was fucked up during Fashion Week. Of course. But I totally forgot to tell her about my Zo report of the blankets. So Rachel Zo, I love. Courtney Cox's home court things are fabulous what does she make? she makes like a spray from the kitchen counter surface cleaner hand wash oh like soap yeah like room sprays and things like that candles oh oh oh I didn't know that so like home court I do enjoy that that's a cute name yeah isn't it mmhmm who else do I like? what about because you're really into beauty too like hair and makeup oh yeah You like the whey? The whey? I used to use the whey tons of times, but they discontinued my favorite product.

38:54I love their dry shampoo mousse was the best. Why do people do that? They're not doing any aerosols right now because they're growing green. Oh. But I love whey. I do love Lady Gaga flavored makeup. House Labs. House Labs. The foundation is the best. Oh, I recently switched to a new foundation. I feel like such a makeup girl. Natasha Denona. Oh, yes. It's fabulous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a queen. Her concealer is probably the best too. I've heard that too, but I'm kind of in my no concealer era. I don't know if you can tell. Yeah, we're very fresh. I don't know if you can tell, yeah. I'm getting a lot of sleep.

39:23I'm only wearing Charlotte Pilsnerie powder today. Oh, you look gorgeous. Do you do full bead every day? Not every day. I was going to do one for today, but I was like, I have to go to the eye doctor after this. Oh, so you don't want to get a style. I have no contacts left, and I have to go to Europe. Oh, Europe is calling. I'm spending a week in Bordeaux. I can't possibly. Right, right, right. But I love, who else is doing good over there? That Rare Beauty is good. Do you do Rode skincare? I had it all, but can I be honest? It's lovely and glowy and gorgeous. Those pretty girls are young things.

39:52I'm holding things up with scotch tape and glue. That's fair. I need a little more retinol. I need a little more, you know. What about J-Lo beauty? I hate J-Lo. Oh, okay. Let's talk about that. And I found out the bitch is fucking working out of my gym now. What gym? I don't want to say, but it's near my house. She goes to the same gym as you. I don't think she goes there. She just showed up there one day. It's like, fucking get off my dick, bitch. Oh, you think she's like following you? Well, she probably is. I can't stand her. And talk to me a little bit about that because I'm actually, I'm turned.

40:21I just think because she's, I've heard from people in the industry for over many, many years. And I remember when I was working at Patricia Fields as a drag queen, she came in there and she tried to buy a cowboy hat for me and she gave me attitude. Oh, wow. Her and P. Diddy. Right. Her and P. Diddy. Oh. This is when they were dating back in the 90s. So, yeah, you're saying she doesn't have a great reputation. She has a horrible reputation for being a nasty bitch to people around her, people above her, people below her. She's just a cunt. Interesting. And I don't play that game. I don't either.

40:46Be a humble queen like us. I'm constantly in awe of our humbleness and our modesty. Thank you. And how down to earth we both are. I think that's probably one of the keys to our long-term success. Yeah, but she had a selfie in the mirror at the gym. And it was your gym. Yeah, so I haven't been back since. Well, I haven't been there all year, but still. I forgot that she used to date P. Diddy. She's had a long life. Yeah. Okay, next up, Morgan Wallen. So you know he was arrested in 2024. Well, the body camera footage - If I went to prison with him, that would be - Is that your celebrity crush? I mean, one of them.

41:15I would do filthy things. You would? Yes. A country boy? I don't see that. I guess, yeah, you are like low-key country. That's not my main crush or my main hall pass. Who is your main crush? Drake motherfucking May. I thought you were going to say Drake Bell. No. Who's Drake May? Drake May is the quarterback of the Patriots, the hottest guy in the game. Wait, I have to look him up. Why do you know that? Because he's the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. Drake May. My sister-in-law's watching. Oh, he's so cute. If things don't work out, I'm going with Drake May. Does he have a boyfriend? No, he has a wife.

41:49I'm sorry. He's Christian. That's what I meant. He has a wife. Oh, look, that's the first thing that comes up when you... He is so cute. I've always been thinking half a page of... His wife, Anne Stuns, in her outfit. Okay, wait, let's see. Let's open her Instagram. Her name is Anne Michael May. She's probably a toaster. Wait, she's so cute. Sounds like I'm married in front of a big cross. Yeah, from the Lord. From the Lord. Okay, I'm happy for that. Do you still have your chuppah from your wedding? My chuppah? No. Oh. My chuppah. Thank you for introducing me to Drake May, but I'm talking about Morgan Wallen.

42:18So you're saying that you would totally have sex with Morgan Wallen? Multiple times a day. I think you'd have to fight a lot of people. I don't have to throw a chair in my asshole. Yeah, right. With all four legs going in at the same time. That's top five of the funniest things Steve ever said. I like the bad boy part about him, but that's not the one that turns me on about him. I think he's like kind of like just so unserious and like maybe not all there. Yeah. I think that's right. He's a little dumb looking. He's like a little. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so he was arrested in 2024. We've talked about he's also been arrested in 2020.

42:52But the body camera footage from the 2024 arrest has just been released. I want to act on body camera. And he is like literally like asking if his hair looks good. So I guess he has like trauma from his 2020. He wanted to tell him for his hair transplant. He wanted to redo it. Right. He was like he was unhappy with how it came out. So we wanted to make sure that his 2024 mugshot looks a little bit more composed than his 2021, according to recently released footage. So in the clip, he can be seen chatting with the officers after he was arrested and brought to a local precinct in Nashville for booking.

43:17Throughout the interaction, Wallen remained cordial with the officers, but there was one constant conversational focal point. The star wanted to make sure was in order before he was processed, and that's his appearance. So an officer asked Wallen. Does anyone have a Charlotte Pillsbury powder? Right. You say you've been arrested before. There's your picture if you want to see it from last time. Do I got to take another picture? and he said, yeah, they'll probably take an updated picture for you. Can you make sure I got my hair looking decent? Vanity queen. Vanity queen. So if you want to look at the photos side by side, like clearly photo one, it's really not, it's not great.

43:46Well, that's giving Hillbilly hoedown. Right. And then he said in 2024, I can do better. Did he not have teeth there? He's really drunk. In 2024, he's like, I can do better. He's smiling. Oh, that's the one I want. Looking more coiffed. Yeah. Looks like he definitely went to doctor. This is after he made sure that. His hair looked good. Okay. Yeah. So he's like, this wasn't his first rodeo. Yes. Have you ever been arrested? Yes, twice. You're kidding. What were your crimes? First was underage drinking prom weekend. Okay, that like doesn't count. Wildwood, New Jersey. You got thrown in the drunk tank.

44:16Yeah, and I got handcuffed to the guy I had a crush on. Oh, so you planned it that way. Yeah, but they ran out of zip ties because they were doing zip ties for everyone because they had to get the whole hotel out. Oh, so a bunch of kids. Okay, wait, tell me a story from the beginning. Where did you grow up, by the way? Jersey? It was Union, New Jersey. We were prom weekend in Wildwood, New Jersey. This was the weekend of June 7th. in 1997. I was just three years old. Yes. And I was drinking. So we were all in the Crown Hotel piled in and like we're all like, you know, drunk and like. Wait, sorry to interrupt.

44:45Did you come out in high school or you were still in the closet? Oh, I was out in middle school. Yeah. Out and about. Yeah, there we are. I had bleached hair and I was wearing a kitten heel. So they knew. They knew. Okay. So we were, I guess we were like all drinking and we were in our rooms and they came like knocking on the door and they walk in and if they found like alcohol in the room you got zipped up. Wow. And I was 18 at the time. Oh, so they charged you as an adult? I guess. I think my parents had to pay like$80 to get me out. Okay, cheap at the price. What kind of lip? Is that Fenty?

45:10Oh, this is a Fenty lip. Yeah. I love it. Do you like it? Yeah, is it like a hydrating balm? It's like a lipstick, like a creamy lipstick. I'm not crazy about the consistency. You see, it's like getting kind of dirty. Yeah, I have to go to Sephora before I leave for Europe. Oh, that's the last time I saw you. In Sephora. Yes, that's right. Okay, wait. Sorry, go back. So, you and the boys. They raided the room. And the guy I was with, they ran out of the zip tie. So he was like, we have to cuff you two together. I was like. Oh, no. So there's all these pictures. I was coming down the stairs. Was he gay?

45:37No. Oh, so you just had a crush on him. Yeah, he was so hot. And like unrequited. I haven't seen him in years. He probably still is hot. What is he up to? I don't know. People who were hot in high school are like. Nick Urcioli. Put it out there, Joey. You know who you are. Nick Urcioli. Yeah. Maybe his sister's a toaster. Yeah. So we got handcuffed together. We went to the clinker. And the grossest thing ever happens.

46:00you know, raver at the time. What's a toy cat? It was like a little figurine I like went on the boardwalk. I was figuring it was in my pocket. So they're searching for like, for like paraphernalia and drugs and knives and stuff. And he found this little toy, like kitten in my thing. And he goes, oh, at least after this, you can at least tell your friends you got some pussy this weekend. I was like, ew! Not pussy. Sick. Oh my God. I'm underage. And then the second time you got arrested? Oh, this was dramatic. Okay. They took my shoelaces away this time. Oh, wow. It was for blocking the box. In your car?

46:33In my car going into the Holland Tunnel, blocking the box. Wait, that's a crime. There was an unpaid parking ticket for$80. So there's a warrant for my arrest out. You're kidding. So they literally took me away in cuffs. I was on a date. You were driving to the Holland Tunnel on a date? I lived in Jersey at the time. It was like in the 90s. And you were going into the city? Yeah. Oh, it was the 90s. Yeah. It was the 90s. So I was driving into the city and I'm blocking the box. And yeah, and they - So they pulled you over just to give you a ticket for blocking the box. And then they ran my plates.

47:01Oh, shit. You have an unpaid parking ticket. They took me into cuffs. Wait, that's so dramatic. Yeah, and I was like, take off your shoelace. I said, I just got these shoes. Can you just take the shoes off? I was like, I'm not doing this. I had my picture taken. And I was like, I thought, like, I was like. Wait, do you have a mugshot? I don't, I can't find it. If anyone can find it, Joey Camasso, Joseph. It predates the internet, maybe? It does predate the internet. And was it in Jersey or were you in New York state? I was crossing over. So which state were you in, technically? on going to this because I was only suspended.

47:30But he never made it. I never made it. I did make it eventually. So the guy was, they let him drive the car. Well, that's what I was going to ask. But they took me in. On a date, and I haven't been in the dating scene in a while, like when your partner gets arrested, do you stay with them? Yeah. How many dates had you been on with this man? We were just hanging out for a while, maybe a couple months. So like you knew him pretty well. Yeah, yeah. So he didn't, like if it was a first date, like I don't have to come with you to jail, right? Well, no, what's happened, he had to wait with the car because they took me into the station that was behind the Holland's home there was a prison.

48:01And they put me in there and they took my pictures and they were asking us. And I thought I was in there. I thought my parents had to refinance the home to get me out of prison. It was$80. Okay. That's insane. So neither time that you were arrested you really committed a major crime. What's the biggest crime you've ever committed? I mean probably stealing at the self-checkout. Yeah, but we've all been there. That's not a crime that's sort of just a rite of passage. I don't know I mean I like to pick I like to like you know I'll take a cute knife from the table of the restaurant you do I would yeah I would steal a pen I've never and actually one time Ben and I stole like a couple of salad dressing little I like those too those little things yeah I like cute little things it's more about the rush the accoutrement yeah of course of course and the last time I stole that something it was at I know this is Taboo Tao restaurant they had these little chopstick holders like a little gypsy lane oh I know those yeah a geisha lady going this.

48:58And then you turn it over and it says, I stole this from Tao. I didn't even know that until I got home. Got it. You must not be the first person to have stole. No, I'm not. And I won't be the last. I mean, I don't really because of my fear of going to prison I really don't like to do too many crimes. Yeah, you don't mess with that. That ring has been bothering me. Where did you get that? It's from Ring Concierge. I heard about that. Yeah, I'm a big fan. They're toasters too. Would you like something gifted? Yes. They're also a sponsor of the toast. so please Ring concert I need jewelry do they make gold jewelry?

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54:05Our next story. Kim Kardashian is shocking fans with a bombshell confession about her next career move. So she's ready to give up her Kim K persona. in 10 years. So the reality star was on the Graham Norton show and she said, I'll be qualified in two weeks. I hope to practice law. Maybe in 10 years, I think I'll give up. But you were that latex nude band-looking outfit? Yes, yes, yes. Maybe in 10 years, I think I'll give up being Kim K and be a trial lawyer. That's what I really want. Sure. She also hasn't officially passed the bar yet. And you know everyone's wanting her not to pass. Well, the thing with her is how is someone going to, I know she's very accoladed.

54:38She's extremely accoladed, yeah. She knows all the stuff, but who's going to take her seriously as a lawyer? It's like, you know what I mean? Okay, let's say you are blocking the box on a date and you get arrested. I would do it because I know it would be highly publicized. Right, right. I'd say like anyone who's like, and she knows her shit, but I think she's going to have a hard time getting serious things. But I think her passion is getting people out of jail. Like that's what she would, so I mean, I guess when you're trying to get out of jail, like having the most famous lawyer like probably helps.

55:07Yeah. Right? Well, it worked for her dad. Yes. What do you think about OJ? Did he do it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I agree. I think the Murdaugh did it too. I would love for you to host a true crime podcast because you really get into stuff. You were super, and by the way, I was following Karen Reed and I found out that she was found not guilty on your TikTok live. Yes. You love to go live. I love following you. I do because it's my one way because I don't like having to, I like just to like press button and go. I know. I don't like having to edit and produce and press these buttons. Like I don't know how to do all that.

55:36You're lucky I know how to turn the phone on. It's so true. Yes, I need a jitterbug. How old are you? 47. Oh, 46. 46. Do you feel 46? No. No. Do I look 46? No, not at all. I'm always shocked by your age because I feel like we also just get along really well. Well, I feel like I have Benjamin Button syndrome. Yeah, you are aging backwards. Right. Well, thanks, Dr. Taylor. Yeah, of course. Do you do any procedures? Face? I do. I do Botox. Fillers. I do the fillers. I go to Face Aesthetics in Westfield, New Jersey to Christina. Injectorstina on my Instagram. I do all that. I'm trying to get my teeth, my smile makeover done.

56:12I need the teeth done. I have a Dr. Andy Jean mirror. I don't think you should get your teeth done. You don't? No. Jackie and I, we talk a lot about veneers here at the podcast because it seems like you can't be famous if you don't have veneers. And Jackie and I feel like the one thing holding us back is that we have our real teeth. But all the most famous people don't have them. Do you know what I mean? All famous people have veneers. Every single one. Every single one. For sure. Oh. Some are brighter than others, right? Like Miley Cyrus is so obvious. Like her teeth are falling out of her face.

56:39But I don't know. I just feel like your teeth are like in your smiles. What makes you you? I guess so. I wouldn't do it, Joey. Okay. I wouldn't do it. So cancel that. But Kim Kardashian says she's going to be a lawyer. The idea that she would ever like stop being famous. If you watch a show, like it's kind of a point of contention between her and Kourtney specifically. Like Kourtney really wants to wind down, be a mom. Kourtney's been wound down. Right. And Kim just like doesn't stop taking on new things. She just sits underneath those gummy vitamins. Do you take Lemmy? I have Lemmy. Me too. I know that's your friend.

57:03Can I have some Lemmy, please? Simon. Simon, thank you. I need the Lemmy Curb, Lemmy GLP-1. Yes, by the way, those are actually really good. I have them, I have them. Yeah, I need that. I need the Lemmy Sleep. I heard they knock you the fuck out. Lemmy Sleep is pargy. And let me tell you something about those Lemmy gummies. They're fucking delicious. Knock your dick in the dirt. When I was so skinny, and I was being really good on my diet, I used to look forward to my morning Lemmys, because I take the hair, skin, and nails one too, because it's so delicious tasting. And Simon also made a natural disaster kit that I never got.

57:34Oh, you didn't get his natural disaster kit? No, I didn't get that. And I didn't get the candles, the sniff candles. Oh, by the way, sniff candles, instant karma is the best candle. I'm going to have to have... By the way. Choasters. I'm going to give my address at the end of this, an encrypted message that only vendors can see. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, I don't want to leave, but go ahead. No, you don't have to leave. And the stories are more so just a vessel for us to... Before we move on, can we talk about Kim K real quick? Because I am going to the Louvre this week, next week.

58:01What do you make of the Louvre heist? Well, did you see her with her face covered like she was being robbed with all the same color jewels on? So when Kim was. Did you see my TikTok about it? Okay. Did you see that? I made a TikTok about it, too. When Kim was in Paris, she went to trial because the people who robbed her were being like, you know, put on trial. Yeah. And she looked sick. She had her big sunglasses. I bought those sunglasses. I was so inspired. The Celine sunglasses. They're a liar. Oh, a liar. Yeah, a liar. And they took about six months to come. I ordered them. I'm like, who bought sunglasses?

58:26And I remembered what I had done. And now my face is like a little too fat for them. But I'll get back to them. I do remember that. What did you make of the Louvre heist? The crown jewels being stolen. I'm just saying, she had her face covered the night before, wearing the same exact color jewels. Oh, yes. Oh, you're talking about something else. Yes, she did. She went to a birthday party or whatever. No, it was Academy Awards Academy or something. Her face had a bag over it. And she wore a huge necklace. I thought that was a fuck you to her. I thought when she wore the diamonds in court, it was a fuck you.

58:53But this was probably like, am I correct in the statement where she had, did they put a pillowcase over her head? No, she was zip tied. But they didn't put anything over her head? No, she was wearing a robe. She always tells a story. She was wearing a robe and she got zip tied and thrown in the bathtub with the concierge from downstairs. Got it. I thought that she was trying to emulate that thing. But like, you know, this is like what happened to me. They heard my jewels. Fuck you. And like something like that. But then the next day, the very next day, the jewel heist happened. And you think she had something to do with it?

59:18I just think she did it. But maybe it was Caitlyn. It was definitely Caitlyn. Yeah. If you're the thieves and you have these jewels, you can't really sell them right now. You can't really sell them. Everyone broke it down. And they probably would only get like$200 ,000 each after they gutted them apart. And they dropped the biggest one. How do you drop a crown? And they broke it too. That's what I'm saying. What was it made of? A plaster? I mean, they're really old. Like they're from the Napoleonic era. If I had to pick Napoleon out in a lineup, I wouldn't know who he was. I'm sorry to this man.

59:47I completely agree. I would just, I watch, do you watch The Empress? Such a good show. It's just, it's in a different language. So it's like dubbed English. How do you watch it without throwing things? It's so annoying. But it's worth it. and they have Napoleon in there. And so like, that's how I envision Napoleon. Was Napoleon gay? No, he had a woman, Josephine. Is it religious? Is it a religious figure or is he a political figure? No, he was like the - Artist? Leader, I don't know if it's, no, no, not artist. France? France. He's like one of the greatest like war times. If you were co-hosting with Jackie, she would be able to tell you.

1:00:19Do you think if I drop his name at a Paris restaurant, I'll get a free appetizer? Yeah, I think he's beloved, but don't quote me on that, I'm not sure. Should I talk about, Should I bring up how the Francis First Lady's a man? Oh, okay, great question. I'm glad that you brought this up. There is a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory. Jacques? So his name is Emmanuel Macron. Macron. And they say that - Like Macron, like the macaroon? Macaroon, exactly. They say that his wife is actually secretly a man. Yep. I saw the pictures. I mean, I don't know. I haven't met her yet, but you know, there's crazier things have happened.

1:00:51So true. Also, any Paris recommendations from the toasters? if you know where I should be going. If you have, if anyone owns a villa and they want me to go there, let me know. A free champagne tasting. I just feel like whatever fifth and final story I was going to choose isn't worth it. I'd just rather chat with you if that's okay. I'd be honored. Tell me more, Joey. Joey, what are your hopes and dreams? Well, I'm hoping to make it to a restroom after this double espresso. Of course. That was very brave of you. It's going right through me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just hoping for a new light to be lit in my life.

1:01:23I love that. A fire. Yes. To lead the way. What's the best gay bar in New York City? I would have to say Rise. Oh, I don't even know that one. That's the one I've always... Where is it? That's like on like 9th Avenue and like 50-something Street. Oh, the gayborhood. The gayborhood. I mean, that's the one I've really been going to. I don't even know what's out there anymore. There's so many... The young queens have really... Right, they've turned it up. I happen to like the monster, even though I was escorted out of there once. Oh, that was scary down there. Down there. Yeah, the basement. The basement.

1:01:53I've been... Okay, not me getting kicked out for vaping in the basement. Like, crazier things happen in the basement. That was a hate crime because you're a woman. 1 ,000. They just wanted me out of there. Yeah. And then I snuck back in, and, like, I think it was the owner. He was like, I kicked you out, and I was so blackout. I was like. How long ago was it? Vaping just was invented, like, two years ago. How did you? So, no, I was actually early on the vape train. Was TL on the. Do you vape? I do, yeah, when I'm drunk. Yeah, of course, of course. I'm actually, like, over a year clean from my vape, which is really sad.

1:02:19And you always smoke those tiny shit little thing mangoes. Yeah, the mangoes. What's your... I like one... Mine has like a chain on it. It's like a purse and it's like this big fucking rig. It looks like a huge printer. Yeah, I want to be able to charge it and like have it and can't lose it. It's like those little things. They don't give me the hit I need. That you need, right, right. So I like one of the big ones like the Gaz or Raz or... Yeah, the cloud machine. Yeah. All those. But you're old-fashioned. You like a cigarette too. I do like a real cigarette. A drunk cig is nothing like it. Do you only smoke cigs drunk or year-round?

1:02:51Oh, yeah, drunk. If I smoked one, yeah, I would shit myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really crazy. Oh, who's texting you? Oh, sorry. My producer. Oh, okay, production. I know. That's what I say when Jackie texts me. Who's texting me? My producer. Producer. I'm always impressed by your level of production here. I do love that you have the iPad. And I wonder how you get things on there. My iPad case. The case I do like from Case-tify. Thank you. Is it from Case-tify? Yeah. It is. But yeah, gay bars, I really haven't been frequenting that much. I'm much more of a, since I have the home, I just entertain.

1:03:20You love a dinner party. I love a dinner party. I love having people over. I don't like to leave the house if I don't have to. Okay. Dream dinner party table. Like, who's invited? Oh. Okay, this is hard. Like, at my house? Yeah. Oh, God. Let's say eight people, including you. Oh, my God. Okay. Dead or alive? Mm. Well, I'm going to have to say... Whew. Nene Leakes. Perfect choice. She's going to be there. She's going to host with me, co-host. I would want Nene Leakes. I would want, this is a hard question. I know. I don't even know. Oh, Alex Consani. Okay. I would love her to be there. She's like my new favorite obsession.

1:04:00Yeah, you and everybody else. I would invite someone who like really knows food, like a chef, like a hot chef that can help us cook. Maybe like. Do you think Bobby Flay is hot? Yeah, I'll bring him over. Okay, four. Bobby Flay.

1:04:18I'm never this slow I'm never this slow on my feet Well you need someone like to bring the laughs like somebody like energy like a comedian Someone on drugs Okay or someone on drugs Oh comedian Okay yeah yeah yeah Okay now we'll get there I would have Jessie Kirsten I love her She's my fucking idol I love her She's the best If you don't know who she is look up Jessica Kirsten She's the funniest comedian alive dead any time of the life I agree she's really funny Oh my god But Jessie Kirsten would be there. I would need someone for, now we need diversity. We need to have the girls, the gays, and the theys.

1:04:53I would need someone trans. Oh, I have a transgender already. Okay. Perhaps a Jew. Oh, I don't know any Jewish people who host a weekly podcast. I hate it. I would invite you. You better. Yes. Sitting right here. And I have to bring your husband, too, because he'll bring good appetizers. Seven. Give me one more. And then the last and certainly not least would be Gypsy Rose. She's friends with you. I was so mad when you got her. I was so upset. I know. I think about my career and like my career like peaks and valleys in my career. And like I don't think enough about how like impactful that was.

1:05:25Yeah. For the community. Yeah. It really was. I mean I was so happy for you but at the same time I was like that should have been me. And I knew that it wasn't going to last with her and that freak. Yeah. What's his name Ryan? Yeah. And now she has another man's baby. Yeah, me and Gypsy were pregnant at the same time together. We're kind of close like that. Are you done having babies? No. How many did you want? Is Jackie done? I don't think so. What's the count on the Oshree sisters? How much does Olivia have? Olivia has two. Jackie's, God willing, about to have three. Oh, she has two already, Jackie?

1:05:54Yes, yes. And I have one. How many do you want? Well, in a dreamland? Have a sister. Five. Five? In practicality, like, oh, I have to be the one to carry them. Do you have time for all that? Right. And that's like, would you, if you like, vain reasons or not are just convenience. It's just like, it's physically hard. Yeah, like, I think I'll probably have three, but I would like to have five. Are the Jewish people allowed to have surrogates? Yeah, of course. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. They just can't eat meat and cheese at the same time. Correct. Very confusing. Yeah. Who would your people be?

1:06:33Okay, if I'm having a dinner party. So obviously me will be there. Obviously Yoli will be there. Joan Rivers will be there. A thousand percent. Oh, I forgot about Joan. Luke Combs will be there. Oh. Jane Lynch will be there. I heard she was misgendered on the show the other day yesterday. She was misgendered on the show yesterday. And I have to tell you, she slid into my DMs. Did she? I swear to God. So Jane's watching. Jane is watching. And I sent her a message actually before the show. So I was like, wait, do you want to come on? Let's see what she says. I happen to fucking love Jane Lynch. Best in show fame.

1:07:01It's so funny. I'm actually dying for her to come on the podcast. I can't believe she saw that clip. I want it to die. I'm so jealous. Not Margot embarrassing me. If she comes on, you can come and pretend. You can sit behind the desk and pretend to be like a producer. I'm dressed like Sue Sula. Sue Sula. You can wear a tracksuit. Yeah. So yeah, Jane Lynch is going to be invited to my dinner party. Who do I love? Like, who's my fave? Mindy Kaling. Oh, yes. I can't believe you didn't want RuPaul at your dinner party. Oh, right. I feel like Ru's like a fun time. He doesn't drink, though. Oh. Not that you have to drink.

1:07:35No, of course not. Have you had a drink yet? I have, of course. Don't worry about me. Where are you liking to go out? Have you had to go out to dinner at all since then? Are there any hot new restaurants I need to know about? Because I'm trying to get to free restaurants as well. I'm so the worst person to ask. I don't leave my house. Me either. We'll try again next time. Yeah. I was going to wrap up, but you say. Anything else you want to say? Anything else you want to ask for? Just please send help. you know I'm just trying to get it to my next I'm just trying to from point A to point B and that all starts with you I'm going to ride with them fur blankets wearing a neck full of jewels sniffing candles with a with a lemmy coming out of your ass a lemmy coming out of my ass Joey it's been an absolute pleasure where can people find you?

1:08:21follow me on TikTok, Instagram you can follow me at Joey Camasta everywhere Joey Camasta on TikTok remember your old username? Mr. P79 oh I miss him I know and you were like and I think you're the one who told me to change it yeah it makes no sense Jackie did it first Yeah. Everyone's like, who's Jackie O Problems? Right. Now it's Jackie O'Shea. And Justin Sylvester, the lady sitter. Obsessed with him. He changed. Did he? Now he's Justin A. Sylvester. It looks like Justina Sylvester. I love him. Yes, at Joey Camasta on Instagram. Please follow me. I don't have nearly enough followers to make the kind of money I'm looking to do.

1:08:50TikTok at Joey.Camasta. Not the dot. And then, yeah, just anywhere. I live in New York if you want to come see me. Yeah, come to my house. Yeah, but I'll be back. There's going to be a long pregnancy. I told Joey that he has to come back because I still have a bunch of open dates in November and December and people love you so I would love for you to come back. Well, I'll just come back. Hopefully no one falls sick. Hopefully nobody gets stabbed in the street by a man with hair transplants. I know. We'll see. On their way to the terse. I know. Well, hopefully I had a good showing this week. You crushed.

1:09:17The girls are very... They're tough. They're tough. They're a tough crowd but they love you always. You were the number one most requested and I will say when Jackie, we were planning maternity leave you were the first person I texted. Thank you. I love you. I love you. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on the Nighting Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know from Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please stop watching us on YouTube. Subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts and where podcasts we found.

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