Joey in Paris with Joey Camasta: Wednesday, November 19th, 2025

22:12Now, what is Dylan Efron? Is he an actor? So, no, he's professionally Zac Efron's brother. Like, he got cast on a bunch of things as Zac Efron's brother. And then he kind of became his own star. It's giving Frankie Grande. Yes. Well, it's giving the bonus Jonas. Oh, the bonus Jonas. He became famous from that. He won Traders. Ah. And then became a big star. And now he's on Dancing with the Stars as Dylan Efron. But he didn't get to being Dylan Efron without being Zac Efron's little bro. Got it. I get it. And then there's another person like that too. Frankie Grande is a great comparison. Yeah.

22:46Okay. So he was there. I know you had some thoughts about. I heard his look was different. Did the fillers go down? So they definitely settled. It was less severe. He doesn't look like himself though. Yeah. This is a trend with men in Hollywood right now. We've been talking a lot about Bradley Cooper's new face and how awful he looks. I love a weathered man. Me too. And like whatever happened, men have it so easy. Like, you get a gray hair and you're even hotter. Like, what are you doing? Stop trying to be girls. Like, aging gracefully is your thing. Like, society has allowed you to do that, so you're going to get a facelift.

23:20Like, you know Bradley Cooper went to Dr. Steve Levine. He looks horrible. Right, right, right, right. He was arguably one of the most handsome guys in the world. And look what he, like. It's the cheek filler. It's a feminized cheek. That's what it is. And then Zac Efron, it's like, I think he was trying to just, like, keep up with his, like, persona of being this, like, cute, like. Leading man. Like a twinkie, like collegiate little, you know. Little guy. Yeah, like a teeny bopper. So he wanted to keep that thing to keep the business up. But he could have transitioned, like, you know. Yeah, the jaw is bad.

23:53Right. Now, I know you don't watch. I just want to tell everyone, I'm aware of the results of last night. Spoiler alert, Whitney got sent home, and I'm officially done with this show. Whitney Cummings? Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Like, it's a competition show about who can dance the best, and she's literally the best dancer. and all you guys like let your feelings get in the way. Not me. I voted for Whitney and I continue to vote for Whitney and she should have won. The fact that she didn't even make the finale, like you're all a joke. Sorry, that's all I'll say. Who is still in the running to be another because next drag I'm dancing.

24:19Superstar. Alex Earle. Uh-huh. Robert Irwin. Love him. Mm-hmm. Jordan Childs, gymnast, Olympiast. Don't know her. Dylan Efron, Zach's sister. And Elaine Hendricks, Meredith Blake from Parent Trap. Oh! Last night was really like her time to go home. Yeah. Just saying. But who went home? Oh, Whitney went home. Whitney went home. And she was the best dancer. How many people make it to the finale? Four, and there's currently five left. So who do you think is going to go home and why? Elaine. Yeah. Because she's the worst. And who do you think is going to go home? I'm going to say it's going to be the boy.

24:49Okay, so it feels like the network definitely wants him to win. His sister won. The heartstrings. It's about his dead dad. Yes, the dead dad. It's also about the legacy. Like, Bindi, his sister, was on like five years ago. Bindi? Mm-hmm. She won five years ago. So they would be like the first siblings to win. And Robert was in the audience every week when he was like 10 years old watching his sister. So I think it would be like a really beautiful full circle moment. Also, he's global, right? He's 21. He has the most followers on the whole show. Really? Yeah. So like I think it would be great for the show.

25:15Did you know that Prince William was on Dancing with the Stars last week? No. So. Prince William. Oh, not Meghan Markle's friend. No, no. The real prince. Like the future king. Oh. So Robert is like this huge global figure. And he was supposed to be at this like wildlife preservation event. but he couldn't because he's still on Dancing with the Stars. He said, I thought I wouldn't make it. I would be at this event. So they brought it to him? So it's literally this event with Prince William. Prince William sent a video. Hey, Robert, we love watching you on the show. We're so proud of you. Like, we hope you win.

25:44Are they the same flavor? Or one's Australian? One's Australian. Okay. Yeah. But they sound alike. Irwin's Australian and then the other is a Brit. Well, that was like, what an honor. It was an honor to be nominated. And so Zac Efron, like, finally made it. Can you? Here's the face, if you want to say. and he was holding his little sister on his lap. Oh, it's much better, but he definitely still looks gay. He looks like a wee-ho queen. Yeah, it's just like, it's not what I would have done for his look. It's better. It's much better. It's closer to the original face. Yeah, and that's what you should, how old is he?

26:18Is he our age? How old is he? That's a great, don't say our age. I'm saying he's going to be your grandmother. Don't say our age. How old is Zac Efron? Let's see. 38. so he's your age okay yeah how old are you 41 46 46 yes I thought you were like 41 no I'm 46 I'll be 47 January 3rd 19 your birthday's coming up January 3rd 2025 26 I'll be 47 are you gonna throw a party um yes Minko Couture's throwing me the party actually sponsored by um I made you something but you know I think I want to be in Paris of course you want to be home I want to be home home is where the heart is yeah of course um but what did I want to tell you Dancing with the Stars if you had to put money on it and then the second question do well who do you think is going to win I think it could be Robert Irwin or Alex Earl Alex Earl okay that's what I think second thing I was talking about this with my friend coming from a a friend who's not me it was Nicole a sports betting background you come from a sports betting background why because you had a job at Barstool yeah okay I'm saying we were sitting in a casino we had a show and we were talking And we're looking around.

27:29And I don't want to like, I don't want to steal my idea because I have a patent in three countries. He's got a utility patent. They had a girl gambling for girls. Yeah. Like we would sit in, around, and like in the sports. Do a parlay on Dancing with the Stars. Parlay on Dancing with the Stars. On RuPaul's Drag Race. On The Bachelor. All the competition series. Are we not, why isn't like DraftKings or whoever's or the other people betting apps getting on a girl version of it and doing all these things. There's millions of money to make. A drunk girl off Pinot Grigio. Betting on who's going to go home on Dancing with the Stars.

28:00I completely agree. And that's like over the summer when Love Island took the world by storm. All these bars started doing Love Island Night, how you have Super Bowl night, where all these girls would flood and watch it together, order drinks. Yes, we need to integrate sports culture into feminine things. Are you friends with anyone over there? Do you think that like - Anyone over where? Like, you know, who's the guy that's the shark tank? So many. Which one? I mean, I did just have Bethany Frankel. She was a guest shark. I saw that. What did you make of it? Her episode took the world by storm.

28:26I know. I saw. I love Bethany Frankel. She follows me on TikTok. She is, I feel, misunderstood. I love her. I love her too. I was shocked at how big of a reaction people had to her episode. Well, because it wasn't me. They're not comfortable with any of those besides me. It's so true. I mean, if that's what she is, she's controversial. But one thing she's not, she's not a fake bitch. She keeps it fucking real. A hundred percent. I couldn't make it to her Scarface-themed birthday party because I was abroad. Were you invited? Were you invited? I was. Which is really nice. She mentioned it before the episode.

28:56They were like, oh, you should come to my birthday party if you're still here because I was in Florida. I'm like, oh, that's so nice. I didn't expect her to like actually. But then her publicist followed up and sent the invitation and I was going to go. But my flight was like super early the next morning. Oh, I did not get invited. But you know, Bethany, I'm sure she's watching. I'm sure she was just busy. It's okay. Is she coming to our dinner party on this weekend? I don't believe she's in town, but I'll offer her an invite. Very good. Okay. I want to talk about our next story because I just like.

29:19We get nothing done at work. Nothing. And I don't even care about this next story, but I wanted to use it as a platform to hear your thoughts on Becca Bloom. Oh. So she's this influencer, a TikToker, who is just famous for being so wealthy. I believe her parents were like Chinese billionaires. Yes. Like, I'm not entirely sure where their wealth comes from. The Van Cleef of it all. Yeah. So she's always getting on TikTok and just showing her life. And like, you think we know rich. Like, we know, we know girls with Birkins. This is next level. Like, Van Cleef invites her family to Paris, and they pay for everything to like show the new collection.

29:47I saw her there. She wears 200 ,000. She wears$200 ,000 necklaces just to make a TikTok. She is a chef who makes quail eggs for her every morning. She uses caviar as salt. Yeah, it's insane, this level of wealth. It's nothing we've ever seen. It's the definition of crazy rich Asians. Yes. Now, she's found herself in a little bit of hot water. She's clapping back. Ooh, a clapback queen. She did a video about equality. Oh, I mean, I mean, like, okay. That would just sort of be like me doing an episode on like health and wellness, you know? Like, just a unique choice. Or me doing money management things.

30:23So she discussed the difference between men and women, how her husband pays all the bills, which is the bare minimum. She was met with criticism in the comment section, people claiming that she really shouldn't be making a video about equality due to the fact that she lives on a different planet than us. She's known as the reigning queen of rich talk. She showcases her luxurious lifestyle and she said, here's what men don't understand about equality. You think equality means splitting the bill? women live in a society where equality has never existed in the first place women still only make 80 of what a man makes for the same full-time job so when you ask for a 50 50 date know that her 50 costs more than her costs more than her income than in her income than it does to yours so when somebody commented i will not be lectured on equality by this billionaire not now not ever she clapped back with what i might say is kind of a slave of a response ready when someone can't challenge the point they challenge the existence of the person who made the point thanks for the case study oh yeah that no i don't know what that means but i'm sure that was some kind of deep psychological no what she's saying is like when somebody doesn't like what you say but they can't like prove it wrong they'll just like attack you right well it's like well thanks but that's irrelevant like you didn't comment on what i actually said you're just commenting on the fact that you don't like me well i think my my my take on this is if you're challenging her you know everyone is entitled to feel human and feel whatever.

31:46And no matter what caliber you are in life. In life. If you're high income like her or middle income, whatever, as a woman or whoever you're representing, you should feel equal to however you want. So in her tax bracket, she shouldn't feel less of a woman or less of a human or less of a, like if her husband isn't doing the dishes or whatever or isn't pulling his weight around there, no matter what it entails, he's not plucking up the caviar off the table or pick up the diamonds off the floor. Right, right. Somebody's got to do it. You have Ben's contact lenses. She has random diamonds on the ground.

32:19It does remind me of one of my favorite Olivia Jade quotes, if I might quote the great Olivia Jade. You're drowning in 60 feet of water. I'm drowning in 20 feet of water. We're both going to die. We're both drowning. Yeah, right. We're both going to die. I like that better. I feel that's what it is about her. I think it's so easy to hate on her because she's so wealthy. I'm not trying to normalize that. I mean, I'm just saying, even us rich people have feelings. Yeah, that's kind of like what we want you guys to take away from today's episode. Now, if you were this level of wealth, tell me how you would spend it.

32:52I wouldn't be on TikTok. That's for damn fucking sure. For damn, you wouldn't. You guys, if I won the lottery, I would never tell anyone, but there would be signs. You would never fucking see me again. You would never see you again. Literally, you would never see me again. What was the question? How would you spend your wealth if you were, you know, Becca Bloom's brother? Oh, I mean, similar. I mean, travel. She does it well, honestly. The jewelry, the travel. Dude, I would do a lot more dinner parties. I would carefully have businesses. I would say if I was rich, I'd have restaurants. But at the actual of it, it's a nightmare business.

33:25Running a restaurant, especially when you're trying to make money. It's not fun. It's not fun. So, I mean, I would do definitely stuff in the food space. But, you know, I would just live and share and enjoy. And be. I love that. I'd be still. Yeah. I'd be quiet. Like, you would seriously never hear from me again. But does Becca Bloom watch the program? No, I haven't heard, you know, much about Becca Bloom. I can see her being a toaster. I actually can't. I also heard something about Becca Bloom. I heard that she's actually not that wealthy. Although - That's what I heard too. You did? Although, I don't know how that could be possible with her - Let's hate on her.

33:58Yeah, right. Like, we're so jealous. It's cheap-ish. I just don't know how - That's what somebody told me. And the person who told me it was, like, extremely legitimate. Like, it was a really good source. So if she is, that's even better. That's even funnier that she's like, she's tricking everyone. Right. Like cosplaying as this billionaire. Because she did this video like, oh, me and David went to go tour houses today. Here's the ones we saw. Here's what we liked and what we didn't like. And I swear to God, like it was a joke. Like it couldn't have been real. What does her husband do? Is he?

34:22He has a job, like a finance job. Like he does really well. Not even comparable to her. Her family's the rich family. Yes. And I think she now makes a living as a content creator because she got married and she did a whole Lancome partnership. Oh my God. Sorry, or as you Parisian would say. Lancome Paris Paris Oh my god you did not just burp on my podcast I didn't burp I would clear my throat You burped No I didn't burp I would have made it much louder Yeah I feel like you actually would have I love that Yeah Our next story I normally like don't care about wouldn't choose but I do feel like you might have a personal connection Zach Bryan says he's been sober for the last two months he made a candid post about his mental health he said I just want to say that this is okay to be weak and need help sometimes we knew that like welcome to the party He says he's sober.

35:06Well, good for him. Now, you were at Barstool. Yes. During a lot of that drama. Yeah. What was it like? I mean, I've had a few encounters with him. You have? And they all have been the same. Negative. Just messy. Yeah, he's a loose cannon. Where did you interact with him? I'm shocked. Parties, on the phone, FaceTiming, apartment, at his apartment. And what was the vibe? The vibe was always like, like waiting for a bomb to go off. You were scared all the time. Like he like, he like, I think the first interaction with him was he thought I was hitting on Rihanna. Like he didn't know who I was. LOL.

35:45And he was like. Immediately threatened. Yeah. Immediately threatened. Like he's like, this is Joey. And I think me and my boyfriend were talking to her. Oh, good. And he was like, who are these two guys? Like, you know, whatever. And like, he's like freaked out like on her. And she's like, these are Joey. I work with him. This is his gay boyfriend. Right. You're not gay presenting. Yeah. Thank you. You and Brian Kelly. Yeah. When I met Brian, when he told me he was gay, I think my jaw hit the floor. I was like, you're lying. I have no fucking idea. I know. Oh, my God. That's a crazy story. Yeah.

36:12And then he was like, he had all his dogs there. And I was like, dogs were eating things off the table, off the pool table. There was a spread out. Where was this? He rented out this pool hall to have a little after party. A little party. Yeah, a party. So it was like, we had to sign NDAs going in. You did? Is this breaking the idea about the dogs? So, and, like, I was, like, you know, getting the dogs down. So, like, and then he thought I was, like, reprimanding his dog. So, he yelled at me. He was, like, oh, I guess I can't take care of my own fucking dogs or whatever. And, like, he, like, yelled at me.

36:44I was, like, relax. I'm trying to make sure he doesn't eat an onion and die. Oh, my God. That's a crazy story. Yeah, he was just always, like, a tea kettle ready to pop. Right, like, not welcoming and warm and gracious. He wouldn't be a good dinner party host. Probably not. But, so, I mean, I guess I think that's the first step. it's sobriety. Yeah, while this is great, I welcome any toxic male who wants to undo. I don't. But I don't think the straight, I don't think the straight fan, straight male fans care about his bad behavior. They don't give a fuck. They don't care. They actually, I think they prefer it.

37:16And the problem is, I forget who was, oh, that's scary for us as a society. That's why I left, that's why I left America. That is why you left America. You're like one of those, who was it, Ellen, who said like if Trump gets elected, she's leaving. You're leaving. I'm leaving. But it's because Zach Bryant's sober. I won't stand for it. The patriarchy. Did you see your fellow expats abroad? I don't know what that is. Expat is somebody who lives America and lives in a different country. Oh, no. An expatriate. I was the only one. Right. Yeah. If you could live somewhere else, like a different country.

37:47I think it would be Paris. Yeah. I've been to Italy a ton of times and it's lovely. It didn't transform you in the way that Paris did. It didn't transform me the way it did. Maybe it's the Parisian fragrance. Maybe it's just the grounds. Maybe it's just where you're meant to be. Yeah. I had no idea. Maybe I want to get a 23 and me and see if I was full on. Oh, maybe that's what it is. You were connecting to like a family history you didn't know you had. Or maybe it's the high fat content in their butter. Yeah. How much better is Parisian butter than like Kerrygold, you know? I mean, Kerrygold is good.

38:15Land O 'Lakes, no. But Kerrygold is good. What's your American butter brand of choice? Kerrygold. But it's Irish. Yeah, but it's sold in America, I mean. Yeah, I buy that one. I buy the Kerrygold salted and unsalted. I have no need for unsalted butter. I just want to say. Like, it's disgusting. Do you have a Butterbell? I do not. I have like a Butterdish, but not a Butterbell. Maybe there'll be a hostess gift this weekend. Do you need a Butter? I have a Butterbell. But I do have to go through my needs in case for the next round of sponsorships. Oh, for the next round of gifting. Of sponsorships, yes.

38:43Okay, so we list off some things you're currently in need of. Well, should I shout out who reached out first? Yeah, who did you get gifting? I actually would love to know who you got gifting from after. I know you got a ton of Mickey Couture. Mickey Couture. Have you noticed my hair looks any better? Neutrafol? No. Vegamore? Living Proof. Okay. Living Proof Girl sent over a bag. Ring Concierge. The best. Yes. What'd you get? I haven't gotten anything yet. They slid in the DMs and then they never replied. So I'll be waiting for that call this afternoon. Timex. Watches. Sniff. Sniff is the best.

39:21Yeah, Sniff. I'm still waiting for Lemmy. Where's your friend Simon? That's so funny because I actually heard from him after the last episode. they loved the sniff shout out. Well, I want sniff. Well, Lemmy, let's go. I need sleeping pills. I need GLP-1s. Okay, okay. I need all the gummies. I need a Lemmy Purr Mama. Who else? I don't want to forget anyone. Great, you have time to thank your sponsors. Thank you for my sponsors. But yeah, I just love, and I'm honest with you, you can't buy me. Oh, really? I can be bought. Well, I can definitely be bought, but I really will find the good in it, even if I ever really didn't like it.

39:53Oh, so you're an optimist. Well, yeah, I think that, I think no I really do love all the things I got. I'd love that. And I wouldn't share without. Well I can't wait to hear. You're going to come back obviously one more time probably before maternity leave ends. That's what I'm saying. Can we get her. She had the baby? She did. Do you know what it is? Are you allowed to say? It's a boy. Oh can't you say the name? She hasn't said the name yet. But I can tell you afterwards. How exciting. Yeah really thrilling. She's doing really well. Third baby. Third. Did she just fall out at that point? Oh no actually.

40:20Oh God. It came pretty hard to her. Make sure to listen to Jackie's birth story now available on the Patreon. Oh. What was your birth story? Do you know? Were you born via C-section? Were you born vaginally? Just regular. Epidural? Natural? Natural? No, I don't remember. It was in the 70s. I don't think, did they have anything then? They did. They did have the. Me and my sisters were all born in the same room. What? I guess she had like a lucky room that she had all the best. Hospital room. Hospital room. I thought you meant like in your living room. Yeah, she free birthed. She free birthed. Do you know what free bleeding is?

40:52Of course I know what free bleeding is. Do you? Yeah, I know it is. I would say, like, do you do that? No, I don't. Neither. Actually, Susie Weiss, who was the co-host on Monday, she's like a culture reporter. She's always writing about, like, different interesting things going on in culture. She was telling me before the episode that something she's, she just wrote a piece on, or she's currently writing a piece on, is free birthing. That's just letting it fly out? That's like going into the woods and just like. You know what? Yeah, nuts. But it's like a cult. That reminds me when I had to, I forgot a dog, a poop bag the other day and I had to pick up my dog's shit with a leaf.

41:26It's like. Wait, that's insane because like, call me crazy. If I forget a poop bag, that's just sort of like the streets problem, not mine. No, people, I'm in the public eye, honey. Also, yeah, let me be wrong. You never know this was toaster with the camera. I haven't walked my dog. Who walks it? Ben. It's seriously not my problem. Does he ever go, do you have a place, do you have an area for him to go in the house if he needs to? No. I have the, on my outdoor area, I have like the patch of grass thing he goes on that or he'll go I have a wee wee pad in the bedroom but sometimes it's like sometimes you just can't get up I feel that wholeheartedly I just want to circle back I'm really impressed that you will pick up your dog shit with a leaf like you're a really like a good community member that's what a good community member does but you know what I won't do is when there's around my block in my house there's these violent attacking signs everywhere piss kills plants curb your dog they're everywhere yes curb your dog all over the place And, you know, if I follow those rules, there would be nowhere for the dog to pee.

42:23So it's like. Right. So you just sort of have to. You do it and then go, oh, come over here. Free yourself from the shackles of the sides. It's like the winter's here. Relax. No one's going to. The fucking. It's fine. Today's episode is brought to you by Minky Couture, the Birkin bag of blankets. Call back to Friday's episode. Hope you guys know what that Minky Couture joke is. Minky Couture, the blanket that you just need. Like, I don't. I can't even explain it to you. Jackie got a Minky Couture blanket first and she was like, they're so great. and I remember thinking like I'm sure that they are but it's just a blanket like I'm sure there are a lot of good blankets no there's not there's a reason why there's a million brands copying this blanket so Minky Couture is the inventor of the original hugs blanket they're all over social media they are these plush blankets that really hug you back they come in a ton of different colors a ton of different um sizes they I've always had the grande size which is like this huge blanket that they made and they sent me an email being like we made a bigger one do you want to try it I'm like how much bigger can bigger be than grande you guys it's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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45:45It was an innocent question. Jenna Bush was like you know you shared on Instagram that you have this like huge love in your life and we're so happy for you. Like do you want to talk about your relationship? And Minka Kelly was like she like made this face she was like yeah I mean and I like that Jenna Bush Hager like did not let her she was like oh so you don't want to talk about it? Did Jenna deliver it As an accusatory thing? No, it was so lovely. She was referencing this post on Instagram that Minka Kelly had shared about how, you know, this man in her life has healed wounds that he didn't inflict.

46:11Like, really beautiful stuff. So she just was talking about it. It's like the Today Show. It's like not hard-hitting journalism. So you're talking about your boyfriend. She wasn't talking about, like, did you get spread eagle the other night and, like, slammed? She said, talk about your relationship if you feel comfortable. She shot back in her seat. She appeared really shocked. And she said, yeah, it's really beautiful. Do you think that she was taken back because it wasn't a pre-approved question? Perhaps. Was it the Wendy Williams of it all? But like you said, it wasn't a pre-approved question about the war in Ukraine.

46:38Right. It was like a softball question about something. Of something you just posted. Yeah, right. Five minutes ago. So weird. He's hot. Oh, my God. So all the gays love him. Do they? He's always sweating. I thought he was gay. He wears a suit. Just because he's always taking his shirt off. But he doesn't stop there. He puts his slutty little shorts on. Tiny shorts. Yes. Oh, my God. And he's always sweating and perfectly tanned. And chiseled. Like extremely chiseled. French guys are so different. They've been together for a while. French guys are so different. Right, right. French guys. Did you meet anyone?

47:09Oh, are you in an open relationship? No, sicko. What do you mean me, sicko? It's very common in your community. Oh, no, no, no, no. Almost all the, actually not all. I'd rather take a bullet. A lot of gay people I know are, you would, because you couldn't handle it. It's just not my thing. I'm shocked by that. Yeah. Actually, you're very like an old school guy. Yeah. And I'm kind of private in a way. I mean, I'm a public private person. Like, I'm like, no, that's not for me. I mean, I could never handle it only because I'm like so insecure and jealous. Is my boyfriend dating someone else that you know about?

47:38No, no. I didn't see him on Grindr. So no. Oh, your sister has Grindr. I have Grindr. Oh, Jackie has Grindr, right? Because of the socks. All right, are you ready for our fifth and final story? Which I feel like is news that actually affects you and my husband. Oh my God. Exclusively. Erewhon is launching in New York City with smoothies for delivery. So November 19th, just was what, five days ago, the Erewhon California-based grocery is launching kind of in New York City, but with a twist. Its first New York location is exclusively on delivery through Uber Eats and Postmates. So fans who live within a one-mile radius of West Village can order up to five Erewhon 20-ounce blends from the Tonic Bar inside Kith.

48:21So it's like so fake. It's like a bar inside a store on Uber Eats. But it's a private store. You can't shop at that store. I thought inside of Members Club. You can't go in. Is it a Members Club? Right. So is it a Members Club? It's Kith Ivy. I think Kith Ivy is a private Members Club. Well, they're serving the Strawberry Glaze, which is the Haley Bieber smoothie. But they took her name off it. I know. Malibu Mango Coconut Cloud and Vanilla Matcha. And then the Peanut Butter Blast smoothie will not be included due to sources saying there was an issue. Which one won't be included? The peanut butter blast.

48:52Have you had an Erewhon smoothie? No. I have. I've had Erewhon before, but I think when I was, it was when they first opened, I guess. And not first opened, but I think smoothies weren't the thing. Right. It is shocking that Erewhon hasn't opened a New York location. Like, I know it's so LA. Right. And people always say, like, blank is the Erewhon of New York City. Butterfield. What do you think is the Erewhon of New York City? They say Butterfield. They say, have you been to the Kosher Grocer? I was just saying Orishers. Orishers. Orishers. I think Orishers is it. If you know, you know. I think it is too.

49:20And they do have a smoothie bar. Yeah. Do they have sushi there? I think they do. They do. They have pre-made sushi. They have a sandwich bar. They have a bagel bar. They have a coffee bar. They have ice cream. You know, I love Eli's. Eli's A Bar. Eli's is very, like, if you want to spend$25 on a cucumber, you go to Eli's. If you want, like, a$45 loaf of bread. And it's just different things. I mean, there they're, like, they're selling, like, organic, like, sugar that was derived from someone's asshole, like, some monkey's asshole, whatever it is. They're, like, everything's so, there's just a story behind everything.

49:47Special. Like little things and like a bottle of water that's$100. There's like, there's expensive things everywhere in New York, but it's like, what, there's nothing comparable to that because that's much more like tree hugging, I think, Erwan. And I just want to say, I just went to Erwan. I was in LA like last month and it was the first time I ever really shopped there, walked around and it's just a grocery store. I don't know how to tell people that. Did I take a shit there? Tell me more about that. I. In your pants or. No, in the ladies room. With you, you do have to. I always have to go to the bathroom.

50:13Yeah. I took a shit, Erwan, just, I forget what happened. I think I was like, I think, and I had to drive there. They had to like go, I think I went to the, I left there and I got back in the car. I was like, I'm not going to make it home. So I have to go back. So I had to get back out of the car, go back in the air one. And I had to use the ladies room in there. And how were the facilities? Not good. And I feel like they don't have paper towels. They have like the air dryer. Yeah, I had to free dry. Now what is, we're free bleeding, we're free drying. I just shake, I just use a leaf that I put my dog shit up with.

50:44Right, right, right. Now, what is your ideal public restroom? Oh. Single stall, paper towel. Tell me everything. Automatic flush. I enjoy a handicapped bathroom. Of course. I love a non-gendered bathroom. Right. It's called an all-gender family bathroom. All-gender, yeah. Gender-reutral bathroom. Yeah. Because it has a sink in there. The door closes. It's a full private thing. I could take my top off if I need to do. Right. I can wash myself, wash my face, do whatever I need to do in there. If I can't have that, I do like, you know, like the Delta Lounge bathroom. Oh. It folds the floor. Door.

51:16The door. Yeah. Okay. I love the Delta Lounge. I actually think that's the best public bathroom. Yeah. Not even Delta. All like luxury premium airport lounges. They have like designer soap and moisturizer. They have paper towels. Grown alchemist. Grown alchemist. Yeah. They also sometimes have real towels, not paper towels. And then the doors that like really close. Right. And I love when the lock says, when you lock it, occupied. Or there's a little light above it saying, don't come in here. I'm shitting. Because you want to know what? While I love an all gender, like those big family bathrooms, I get really paranoid because the toilet is really far away from the door.

51:47That like if somebody. Yeah, so it walks in, you can't cover yourself enough. You can't kick the door and be like, wait. So you're there. Especially if I'm wearing a jumper. I was wearing a romper once. I had to get fully nude. Yeah, like I just really get actually anxiety. I'd rather be in a small stall than one of those big. Because when it's on the other side, I feel so vulnerable. Right. So I think that the Delta Sky Lounge bathroom is my idea of a perfect public restroom. Right. If Delta's watching, I'd like to be a 360 member, please. You and everyone else. I know Heather McMahon has got the hookup.

52:16How? Sorry. You know how hard it is to get Delta 360, right? Oh, I know. You actually have to do it. That's why I mentioned it here. Yeah, okay. If you're going to get it anywhere, it's going to be here on the toast. Yeah, for sure. But if we're just giving them out, me first. How many people get them? Like, not many a year. Is it like a black card? Kind of. I feel like it's probably easier to get a black card. Do you guys have a black card? I do not. But you know it's$5 ,000 a year for a credit card. You have to pay the credit card company$5 ,000. You do. Mine went up this year. Yes, they all are constantly going up.

52:43It's like$1 ,000 a year. I know. It's like too much. Wait, circling back to, oh, this is a question I was going to ask you. Where's the craziest place you've ever pooped? I mean, the Uber is definitely number one, but maybe. Oh, right. I forgot about your famous mall sashimi. And by the way, I just want to say, if people are new to the toast or new to Joey and have not watched his episode called mall sashimi um it was jackie's first maternity leave it's in our old studio after you're done with this episode go treat yourself i believe the episode is titled mall sashimi with joey kamasta oh i was trying i was doing an influencer scam at the bowling branch trying to get free sheets and then i treated myself to some sashimi at the mall um but i don't i mean i i can go anywhere i don't have that problem me neither me neither and when i hear people talk about that i'm like that sucks yeah and i'm also like a quick pooper i can make people like in and out when I go to the bathroom the time that it takes like a really slow person to pee I could poop do you know that am I in home in Paris you have to pay a euro to shit in public okay so I've actually been to Bogota Colombia and yeah I mean we were all out at like you know walking around whatever and I had to go to the bathroom and I had to poop and I was you didn't have any shekels with you I was in hell so first of all yes it was like a paid public restroom which I don't mind because if I have to pay, I'm going to assume that it's well-maintained, right?

53:59Yeah. And not only was it not well-maintained, I don't know if any of you guys have ever been to anything like this where it's not a toilet. It's like a hole in the floor. Oh, I haven't seen that. I wish. I would love to know if I have a picture of it. Of course not. I was petrified. We have to squat. You squat over this hole. That's a very Eastern thing. They do that in Asia a lot. And then a lot of times I feel like, where was I most recently? Was I in Portugal? Something. She's name dropping. Where there was like, we were in a bar and we were like blackout and we go to the bathroom. And the bathroom is like, it's like an all gender one stall, but there's two toilets like next to each other.

54:37Is there a door that shuts? No, no. It's just like two toilets randomly. Oh my God. Also, has anybody ever, remember the club, Paul's Casablanca? Yes. The toilet downstairs. They had like two toilets in one stall. You could like sit next to your best friend pooping. Like I actually. It's insane. I peed next to Margo like many times at that club. If your girlfriend's in there, it's fine. That's fine. And if we're all just peeing, it's fine. Or at the standard. They have that one thing. Is it the standard or the boom boom room? The boom boom room. They have that weird toilet. Yes. It's just sitting right there.

55:00Yes. And they also have the toilet that looks out on New York City, which is a pargy place to take a shit. Yeah, it is. Honestly. I realized the craziest place I took a shit. And the most, also the most high end, I took a shit at the Vatican. It was a holy shit. What? I took a shit at the Vatican. Well, it's not that crazy. But then I had to do a rewipe in a gelato cart in the peninsula. Because I had to get napkins from a gelato cart and have my father block me with bags. So that's the weird thing about sightseeing, right? These old, historic, beautiful, like a Sistine Chapel. A lot of walking.

55:34It's hot and humid. But they're made for tourists. They have bathrooms. It's just weird. Wow, the Vatican, that's a good one. Thank you. I have a picture of it. The poop? Of me on the toilet in the Vatican. Yeah, I guess I would take a picture too, because that's crazy. I just don't want to let you go if you didn't get through the five stories. Should we do? Can I say something? I do get jealous when there's other hosts. Okay, who are you most threatened by?

55:59Bethany, obviously, because she was the same level as me. But you should have just been happy for me, because that was a huge get for me. If I didn't love Justin Sylvester, I would have been threatened by him. But I love him so much, and I've interviewed him before. He's fabulous. You know what? No one really, it's just like, and when I read comments, it's like, you know, I count comments. And you see they're always asking for you. I get the most You do. You do. You do. So I'm just saying. I will have you back for sure. Please before she leaves. After Thanksgiving. Yeah. You're not getting another baby soon are you?

56:30How long do you have to wait in between? So because I had a C-section and because I'm morbidly obese like I do need to wait even though if it was up to me I'd be pregnant right now. So that's what I'm saying. Are you going to do your ozempic journey or are you going to wait until you have your next baby? I don't know. I don't know. I would just get them all out. I know but it's like not great to get pregnant at like a like an unhealthy weight which I'm currently at. Yeah. Do you how many do you want? Like a hundred. Yeah. Like Dalmatians. Yeah. Like the Dalmatians. Are you watching All's Fair?

57:01No I'm not. I'm not. I thought you were All Her Fault. Are you watching All Her Fault? Who's in that? The Peacock Show. Siobhan from Succession. No. Is it funny? It's the best show. No it's like a drama. The kid goes missing. It's like everyone's talking about it. It's so good. Oh I have to sit down and watch it. But I do watch. Yeah what I'm not watching All's Fair although I'm like following the fanfare. You know what? It's a show for the gays. It's full flaggatory. It's camp. Yeah, it's camp. We're looking camp right in the eye. Oh, what do you make of the Megala theme? I was just going to say.

57:28Costume. Costume. What do you think? Well, isn't Jeff Bezos didn't even buy it? Yes, Lauren and Jeff Bezos are the sponsors. So like they're really paying for the event. So that's kind of tech. Megala is sponsored by Amazon? I know. Well, it's not Amazon. It's them personally, which is even crazier. I need that. That's who we're going to invite then? Of course. And that's why people Now we understand why her wedding was covered in Vogue and why she's on the cover of Vogue. I love it. You know what? Money talks. Money talks. And here I am. I know. I love it. I think costume. I think it's ridiculous as it is.

58:01The Mechel is ridiculous as spectacle as it is. Why not make fun of the celebrities? Put them in bird feathers and fucking have them look ridiculous. Love. We need content as comedians. Correct. You know what I mean? Joey, this is not the last. It's not a goodbye. This is not the last of me. It's a see you later. It's a see you later. we're going to put my address in the bottom here my Parisian address your PO box my PO box send me anything you like you guys thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show make sure to get your merch shop toastmerch.com the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the past I started to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe if you guys give us a thumbs up or also available as a podcast and where a podcast can be found so it's Spotify, iTunes, social, public, video, I request all the places we live in the podcast find us a toast to the best review about a beautiful setting and wickedly talented we are love ya bye

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