JuniorMint and SoccerBabe: Friday, May 8th, 2026

8 May 2026 · 1 h 1 min · 23 chapters

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In short

The Toast’s “Fast Five” episode for Friday May 8, 2026—weekend chatter plus pop-culture news and TV recaps. They also discuss Mother’s Day and motherhood Q&A content on their Patreon.

Guests

None. Hosts only: Jackson Claude and Claudia (referred to as “the Toast” hosts).

Key claims / notable examples

  • Motherhood: They celebrate reaching the end of the week and discuss their Patreon Mother’s Day Q&A; they also compare “genuine apologies” vs performative ones while discussing Beverly Hills Housewives (praising Amanda Francis for apologizing).
  • Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce: They say Taylor and Travis are in London seeing Romeo and Juliet starring Sadie Sink; they debate whether Taylor’s “vault songs” were written by her at the time (arguing she could have) and speculate about their wedding location (Hamptons vs NYC venues like St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Met, etc.).
  • Zoe Kravitz vs Hulu: They report Hulu posted a “tacky” tweet about High Fidelity (Zoe’s character Robin Brooks) and Zoe criticized it.
  • James Kennedy: They claim TMZ reports he’s expecting a baby with his girlfriend after ~7 months of dating.
  • Kelly Clarkson: They say she’s returning to The Voice as a coach this fall after leaving her talk show.

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Celebrating the Week's End

0:46 to 2:34

The hosts discuss the significance of Friday and celebrate their week’s accomplishments.

“And I wanted to ask a logistical question because I saw that, of course, because you're a queen, you had a Carvel cake.”

Max's Half Birthday Celebration

2:35 to 3:59

Jackson recounts hosting a half birthday party for Max and the cake experiences involved.

“And since it is the week of Mother's Day, we decided to do a Mother's Day Q &A talking all about, you know, the nitty gritty, you know, products.”

Mother's Day Reflections

4:00 to 5:14

The hosts discuss their family experiences as Mother's Day approaches.

Exploring Parenting Topics

5:15 to 6:57

Discussion turns to motherhood, featuring insights from a recent Patreon episode.

“Parchi it was just as you would expect no resolution like some funny Kathy moments.”

Redheads Episode Recommendation

6:58 to 8:18

The hosts recommend checking out a new Redheads episode, even for those who haven't read the book.

“I did the craziest thing this morning while packing for my trip.”

Travel and Family Plans

8:19 to 9:50

Jackson shares travel plans and discusses upcoming family activities, including a game.

“but it's good to have your card on you at all times.”

Reality TV Thoughts

9:51 to 12:35

The hosts discuss their views on Beverly Hills Housewives and the dynamics of reality TV.

Personal Experiences and Life Updates

12:36 to 14:02

Jackson shares personal anecdotes, including skincare routines and challenges as a mother.

“We're on the clock, like, looking for shit to talk about.”

Taylor and Travis in London

19:40 to 19:50

Explore the recent outing of Taylor and Travis in London.

Sadie Sink's Performance

19:50 to 21:05

Discussing Sadie Sink's role in Romeo and Juliet and her talents.

“Taylor and Travis are in London taking in the sites and taking in the show starring Sadie Sink.”
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Taylor Swift's Songwriting Journey

21:05 to 23:06

Analyzing the songwriting process and thematic depth of Taylor Swift's songs.

Reflections on Vault Songs

23:06 to 24:43

Discussing opinions on Taylor Swift's vault songs and their emotional impact.

“It just ages better and better and better.”

Speculating Taylor's Wedding Venue

24:43 to 28:00

Speculating on potential wedding venues for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

Speculations on Taylor Swift's Wedding

28:00 to 29:23

Discussion about the rumors surrounding Taylor Swift's wedding plans in New York.

“No, we'll be on this summer live from the Hamptons.”

Zoe Kravitz's Tacky Tweet Controversy

29:24 to 32:57

Analysis of Zoe Kravitz's reaction to Hulu's tweet about her canceled show.

“Zoe Kravitz is calling out Hulu for their tacky tweet.”

James Kennedy's New Baby News

32:58 to 36:35

Discussion on James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules expecting a baby and its implications.

“James Kennedy is expecting a baby with his new girlfriend.”

Nostalgia of Screen Names

36:36 to 38:11

Reflecting on childhood screen names and their meanings for the hosts.

“No, but I wonder what she's going to do now.”

Kelly Clarkson's Career Moves

38:12 to 41:42

Discussion on Kelly Clarkson's return to The Voice after leaving her talk show.

“But I think this is great for voice contestants.”

Dorit and PK's Financial Drama

47:22 to 54:00

Discuss the financial claims made by PK against Dorit amid their divorce.

“Our fifth and final story leading into TV recap, PK Clemsley claims Dorit blew nearly$1 million on designer duds as foreclosure looms.”

Queenie and Weenie Weekly Awards

54:00 to 56:03

Join the hosts as they award their 'Queenie' and 'Weenie' of the week.

Spencer Pratt's Mayoral Campaign

56:03 to 58:06

Learn about Spencer Pratt's humorous campaign for mayor and his debate performance.

The State of Los Angeles

58:06 to 59:39

Discuss the distressing situation in LA and the implications of Pratt's campaign.

“And then like the third person who he calls random city council member.”

Critiquing Sarah Paulson and Heidi Klum

59:40 to 1:00:15

Explore the discussion around celebrity behaviors at events like the Met Gala.

“So that, yeah, no, they're taking the fight to the mayor's house.”
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Transcript

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0:03Claudia Oshry:Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing.

0:24Jackie Oshry:Welcome back to the Ters. Happy Friday. Yeah, that's what I'm singing my own song about Friday. Yay. Yay. Yay.

0:37Claudia Oshry:Happy Friday. We did it. We motherfucking did it.

0:41Jackie Oshry:I do feel like it's important to celebrate one's accomplishments and making it to the end of this particular week. I don't know why. It just felt really hard. and so congrats we things we all did that pat yourself on the back girl today's the last friday

0:54Claudia Oshry:before mother's day so happy mother's day to all who are celebrating how was your rager last night

0:59Jackie Oshry:you know i wanted to ask you a question okay i saw you through a rager and didn't invite me to celebrate max's half birthday well i wanted to let everyone know that like because i was inspired by

1:09Claudia Oshry:our discussion yesterday about like half cakes for the six month birthday i decided to do it because i was like cooking dinner and whenever i cook dinner i like invite the shapiros and then And I'm like, and let's have a half cake for Maxi. Oh, we're having a party. We're having a party. So we did it. It was so cute.

1:23Jackie Oshry:And I wanted to ask a logistical question because I saw that, of course, because you're a queen, you had a Carvel cake. Which, if you're inviting me to a party and the cake is not Carvel, like seriously, don't invite me because I'm not coming. Those things are so fucking hard to cut. How did you cut the whole thing in half?

1:38Claudia Oshry:I wet the knife with warm water. Yeah, I do that too. It doesn't really help. The cut in half was so easy. I actually when I envisioned the cake I actually was not envisioning a Carvel cake but I sent Zach out and he always buys Carvel cake because he knows that's my king right there that's what I want to see um but I was expecting like not ice cream is just you know and then Max needed a bath and we were like sort of waiting and you know it wasn't the ideal cake but it was totally tasty the other kids loved it they were like I don't know what we're celebrating but yum let me tell

2:09Jackie Oshry:you there's not a more delicious treat there's not a more delicious treat they don't make treats

2:16Claudia Oshry:better than that yeah it was really fun and special i'm glad that we did it took a memory six months of max she yeah six months of me being a mother of three and mother's day and then mother's day my first mother's day is mother of three my first mother's day period we actually

2:34Jackie Oshry:recorded a fabulous patreon episode yesterday themed you know we love a theme over at patreon And since it is the week of Mother's Day, we decided to do a Mother's Day Q &A talking all about, you know, the nitty gritty, you know, products. But then also like, you know, the big stuff. How has Motherhood changed you?

2:48Claudia Oshry:Feelings.

2:49Jackie Oshry:Yeah, theses on Motherhood.

2:51Claudia Oshry:Big little feelings.

2:53Jackie Oshry:Mattressants.

2:55Claudia Oshry:Mattressants. Yes, it's really good. And the comments are saying like whether or not you're a mother that you can still enjoy the episode.

3:01Jackie Oshry:Yes, I heard the girls who don't have kids were living for the episode. That's just what I heard.

3:05Claudia Oshry:That's what I heard too. um speaking of episodes also redheads is out and i would say this is a great i don't know if i can listen to it this is a good redheads episode even if like you don't read you didn't read the book like it's actually just us having fun and like talking shit and i think everyone would enjoy it um so if you're looking for something to listen to this weekend like check out the redheads episode

3:24Jackie Oshry:it girl check it out you know what i might be because i'm going on my trip i packed me and Ben's books so Ben's still reading Remarkably Bright Regions. I think it already came out on Netflix. Who cares Sally Field has been doing so much press I'm sure is she in our Fast Five today? No. Oh she's kind of like whirlwind press tour did you see the story she told about Robin Williams?

3:46Claudia Oshry:I did but I feel like we hit our Sally Field quota this week talking about not without my daughter.

3:51Jackie Oshry:Oh that wasn't this week that was last week actually so the quota is positive I was actually just watching the clip of that it was from Friday.

3:58Claudia Oshry:Oh wow this week flew by.

4:00Jackie Oshry:Yeah not really. what was I saying Sally Field oh I packed our books so I will be beginning hopefully if I have time I feel like I'm not gonna have any time Strangers Bell Burden oh and I meant to say

4:12Claudia Oshry:in the episode of Redheads Rebecca and I recap Strangers Bell Burden because we both read it and I'm like I can't recap it on the toast because Claudia like says she's right it's not a safe space she's like yeah so I'm just in this purgatory so let's recap it over on Redheads so if you want a little Strangers Bell Burden recap head over to Redheads well good because

4:30Jackie Oshry:I think the place that you should recap your books is the book podcast that you hold we oh whoa whoa we always do no you're acting like like you can't talk about it because of me like no you should save it for your book podcast anyway we've been meaning to recap that book

4:43Claudia Oshry:here but we are all waiting for you to read it well I don't have a lot of hope that I'm

4:49Jackie Oshry:going to finish it this weekend like it's just you know I feel like I'm not gonna have a lot of me time oh because you'll have re-time yeah and it's like we're taking a family trip and

5:00Claudia Oshry:then like we're going to the next game like he takes a big nap i heard kylie's gonna be there

5:04Jackie Oshry:the thing about the next games in philly which this is now for some reason my second next game in philly for the playoffs um is that it's usually just like msg because everybody just drives up it's like not fair they don't even get home court advantage do they not have a lot of fans no they do but you know like new yorkers this is literally all we have to live for yeah

5:25Claudia Oshry:but they could also as easily come to msg they could drive down yeah but you know like they're

5:32Jackie Oshry:not coming to our house it's a two-way highway and you know how i feel about philly sports fans

5:37Claudia Oshry:let's not go there yeah well so then that's good that you don't have to encounter it that many of them correct yeah um you watch beverly hills housewives i did not because i was co-sleeping my way through life and I took the W and went to sleep at 8 30 with the boys.

5:55Jackie Oshry:Parchi it was just as you would expect no resolution like some funny Kathy moments. Jennifer Tilly is in the world series of poker. I think I knew that on like a subconscious level but like not in a real way. She's so dynamic. I feel like I got full-time housewife.

6:10Claudia Oshry:I got the gist no then we won't like her anymore. I got the gist from the first two episodes. I'll probably watch the third at some point but it didn't feel like me to watch television and I was like no I have to pretend to fall asleep with them and what if I just went to sleep at 8 30 it was a wise decision uh it was

6:26Jackie Oshry:it was so unremarkable and it was very much like echoing the same sentiments no conversations were

6:31Claudia Oshry:had that weren't had in part one and two yeah like I got the gist I I'm impressed thank you

6:36Jackie Oshry:yeah although I will say overall like it wasn't an amazing look for Bose I think she's had she didn't have a bad second season by any means because no not bad I still ride for her but like it wasn't a perfect second season and she had a perfect first season it's impossible to do both

6:50Claudia Oshry:it really is so as long as she didn't like have such a slump yeah and I will say as an adroit

6:54Jackie Oshry:apologist it was like a painful to watch like I just wanted to shake her it's the same thing I said last week like I think overall she's right but so much of her decisions like I just don't agree with and her demeanor like yeah just apologize for stuff big or small like she can't

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7:10Claudia Oshry:own anything and that's it's starting to get annoying just apologize for some things not everything not most things but like once in a while apologize it's very refreshing yeah and I

7:20Jackie Oshry:think I said this last week but it happened again on last night's episode that's I think one of the better qualities of miss amanda francis she apologized again last night for something even though right before that she was like begging bows for an apology and bows wouldn't and then she gave one like I I actually really appreciate people who can just be like oh yeah sorry about that as long as they mean it even if they don't like sometimes people just need an apology and

7:40Claudia Oshry:you can't move on until it so fine yeah but like then don't just like do stuff and apologize and

7:46Jackie Oshry:you're like ramona singer oh no you can't be like doing apologizing doing apologizing that's the

7:52Claudia Oshry:worst type of friend right right it's a balance a healthy balance and we do need to see genuine genuine authenticity.

8:00Jackie Oshry:I love that. I did the craziest thing this morning while packing for my trip.

8:04Claudia Oshry:What?

8:05Jackie Oshry:I was like changing purses. So I was taking out like the neat things like, you know, wallet keys. And I had my Mahjong card and I was like, yeah, like what, like what if I run into a game and I don't have my card on me? So I brought my card. Is that weird?

8:18Claudia Oshry:You're not going to run into a game, but it's good to have your card on you at all times. Cause you just,

8:22Jackie Oshry:why wouldn't somebody else at the hotel be like posted up? yeah I guess it's Mother's Day so like there's not like a girl's trip going on and if there was a girl's trip there would be like four girls playing mahjong but you never know when somebody needs you to tap in so so yeah you'll be ready yeah I did something crazy last night as well what did you do that was crazy I don't think you'll guess but I think it's pretty crazy I used real activis that is so funny that you said that I packed real activis because I needed

8:53Claudia Oshry:a face cleanser yeah i ran out of neutrogena wipes and so i used the rayal that i had of the makeup removing balm that's what i packed yeah and i found a way to do it that works for me which is to do it in the shower uh-huh so like i put it on my skin dry like rubbed it all around washed it off in the shower no i did that in the shower and then hit the my face in the water smart washed it off and i was like there's no way all my makeup is off let me tell you i was squeaky clean and like my skin felt pretty good oh my god okay i'm gonna use the same product this

9:30Jackie Oshry:weekend and i'll let you know but i'm sure it's great i've heard actually very good things yeah and you know with an influencer brand if there is ever any like negative feedback it's so outsized like because people love to make a video about it more so than they would like serra v so i've heard

9:44Claudia Oshry:good things too i just thought it would miss me because my particular skin concerns are not the same as Lix's and the bomb is for everyone but I'm not a bomb girl but all of a sudden I'm a bomb girl in the shower okay I love that we're so simpatico so simpatico ran out of our wipes

10:00Jackie Oshry:at the same time yes I got real and did you feel real no I felt real that should be their slogan

10:11Claudia Oshry:like don't feel real feel real I don't know why her YouTube series isn't spelled like get real with me i have to imagine it would have been such a cute easter egg for the brand no yeah oh you mean at first yeah like when she launched her series get real with me and there was a dad she

10:27Jackie Oshry:might not have known that reality was like down coming down the pipe actually no she said she's

10:32Claudia Oshry:been working she might not have known that reality was really all i happening yeah right i'm literally

10:38Jackie Oshry:physically unable to say real actives real activities what's that mean the drink mean

10:49Claudia Oshry:real actives the drink yeah real activities yeah yeah real activities so if i'm looking extra shiny today it's because of that and because i did a little spray tan which was like not the move I didn't know I was gonna be co-sleeping so I'm like I hope I'm not getting tanner yeah right

11:09Jackie Oshry:right that's definitely gonna be a part of my future as like somebody who refuses to be pale and somebody who is like extremely affectionate um so I guess I should just start doing like

11:19Claudia Oshry:more organic products yeah I was wearing my beets by dre you're beauty by beets my beauty by beets beauty by earth uh tanner so it was less so about the chemicals more about like they're it's going to transfer beats beauty um but i thought zach was going to get him down but no dice nah nah it is what it is you listen to any of the new casey westgraves album i don't want to say oh yeah because it's just not hitting for me but i do see that it's hitting for margot washi so it it's hittable different strokes it's hittable i've listened a little bit not enough to make a general consensus but i wasn't like you know inject this into my veins new harry styles music video it's more like turn this racket off

12:10Jackie Oshry:you're really embracing your like 30s

12:15Claudia Oshry:i had me to turn that racket down i had me depressing last night in the sink i was oh were you okay i was losing my mind with jackie's personal audio trigger

12:26Jackie Oshry:For me it's like Ben's throat clearing For Jackie it's the sink running

12:29Claudia Oshry:But is it like the kitchen sink in particular There's nothing wrong It's just like the sink it's so loud

12:35Jackie Oshry:It's like white noise you should be used to that with all them kids

12:38Claudia Oshry:No it's so loud Also even the white noise machines the moment we wake up I turn them off like people leave them on Like every time You know you just take your kids up and you Go about your day you forget about the machine Oh interesting I don't Off turn that racket down

12:53Jackie Oshry:I actually find the noise machine like so fucking in a way yeah yeah so what else can i tell you

13:08Jackie Oshry:excited for your big weekend i am i'm excited to hear about it i just want to like say how unfair

13:15Claudia Oshry:it is i don't know why we're like dilly-dallying when like we actually have shit to do we're We're recording at six in the morning. We're on the clock, like, looking for shit to talk about.

13:26Jackie Oshry:It's literally. When we literally have five things that we have to talk about.

13:29Claudia Oshry:It's been almost 15 minutes, and we have a lot to do, plus Queenie and Weenie, which I am actually eager to get to because you think we have the same Queenie, and I don't think that we do.

13:37Jackie Oshry:Well, if we don't have the same Queenie,

13:39Claudia Oshry:then you're just not the girl that I thought you were, honestly. Really? I love my Queenie, though. I feel really good about it, but I do feel like I sort of went out of the box. Okay. You know what? I love that. So without further ado to do to do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you do need to know.

13:54Jackie Oshry:And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by TrueFru. If you haven't tried TrueFru yet, first of all, you're missing out on one of life's greatest joys. It's real fruit covered in chocolate that you grab from the freezer aisle. It's better for you for dessert, and it's so good. And now they have launched a Greek yogurt product, which is real frozen fruit covered in Greek yogurt. It comes in strawberry, raspberry, and banana. You can find it in the frozen aisle of your grocery store now. It's great for a midday snack, a late night treat, post-workout, something sweet that you feel good about eating.

14:21Jackie Oshry:It's frozen and refreshing. And it's just a lighter, sweet option. I just want to say one of the great joys of my life is like post-bedtime grabbing. I always put it for some reason in a red Solo cup. Me as well. I feel like you did that in your house once. And I was like, this is the perfect way to eat a true fruit. Loading it up, depending on where I'm at in my health journey, either a little or a lot. And climbing into bed with a show. Like that is, and like sucking on it. I don't like to chomp. I suck. Of course, only a monster goes right in.

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14:52Jackie Oshry:It's a joy. And it's a sweet treat that you are going to love. You can find it now in the freezer aisle of your grocery store. I was pretty loyal to like, I've never tried adding one other than raspberry because that's what I ate. I think at your house for the first time. Yeah, dark chocolate raspberry. And then Ben came into bed with the banana and then the strawberry. And you know, let me tell you, they're all good. They're all actually insanely delicious. and now their greek yogurt product which is launching in the freezer aisles at your local grocery store so make sure to check that out today's episode is also brought to you by neutra fall mother's day always sneaks up on you with the same question what actually feels meaningful flowers are nice but the best gifts to give her is something back neutra fall is one of those gifts truly thoughtful for any mom in your life which is helping support hair growth from within if you aren't familiar with neutra fall it's the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement and it's the number one hair growth supplement brand personally used by dermatologists this Mother's Day, Nutrafol makes the perfect gift, offering targeted hair growth supplements for every stage of motherhood, from postpartum to later in life, supporting stronger, visibly thicker hair through it all.

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16:22Jackie Oshry:It is just genuinely one of the most destabilizing feelings. So just being proactive, like it takes, you know, it's a journey. So you will see results over time, but like just starting to take Nutrafol will make you feel better because you feel like you're proactively doing something to negate the issue, which is just, it's so devastating. So go to NutraFall.com for 25 % off the fullest hair kit, which is supplements plus the serum and a free self-care gift when you visit NutraFall.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Roback. If you feel like Mother's Day sneaks up on you every year, you know, one second you're thinking, oh, we've got plenty of time.

16:53Jackie Oshry:The next second you're panic scrolling, looking for like a same day delivery type of gift. So this year, let's officially extend the celebration, call it Mother's Month, because honestly, moms deserve way more than one day anyway. And Roback is making it very easy because their Mother's Day collection is so good. It's full of the cutest active dresses, squirts, and spring pieces that feel perfect for the mom who's always doing something, whether that's running errands, playing tennis, golfing, walking with friends, or just wanting to look put together without trying that hard. A few of our favorite picks are the Vista active dress, which is the one that has the G2G technology, which is really smart.

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19:42Claudia Oshry:I prefer turtpanions.

19:44Jackie Oshry:I think I will see site for details.

19:46Claudia Oshry:I think I just might. Her first story. Taylor and Travis are in London taking in the sites and taking in the show starring Sadie Sink. So I didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

19:58Jackie Oshry:I saw them photographed like out with this like famous cinematographer. It's giving wedding videographer like. Oh, well, they went to see Romeo and Juliet starring Sadie Sink. Oh, so cute. I love the Sadie Sink friendship. Yeah, it's very wholesome. I saw a clip weirdly of Sadie Sink. I just assumed it was Broadway. I forgot like about the West End. and people are like dying over her performance.

20:22Claudia Oshry:I'm sure she's amazing.

20:24Jackie Oshry:She's such a good actress. That movie, The Fucking Whale, that was insane.

20:27Claudia Oshry:Yeah, that movie, All Too Well, 10 minute version. Oh, chilling. So good.

20:32Jackie Oshry:When people talk about Sadie Sink, they're probably like referring to Stranger Things.

20:37Claudia Oshry:I've never seen a minute of it.

20:38Jackie Oshry:I know her from her work in the All Too Well 10 minute music video.

20:41Claudia Oshry:And I know her because like for the redheads, we always like put her in everything for Hollywood treatment. because every book like stars are redhead and we're like sadie sink it's but she and she's also

20:51Jackie Oshry:like if you've seen the whale which i hope you haven't she is a chameleon like she really can

20:58Claudia Oshry:be anything yeah yeah so now she's juliet in romeo and juliet which and did the twin flame

21:04Jackie Oshry:bruise paint you blue just between us did the lover fam name you too oh and taylor's songwriter of the year New York Times interview she talked about all too well 10 minute version and like the concept of vault songs about how like with all too well she had to go back into like this journal to find all the verses that she had written when she was releasing 10 minute version because at the time I remember people were like there's no way that this like 20 year old girl did the twin flame bruise paint shoe blue and it was quite a controversial thing to say at the time but Taylor pretty much confirmed that like yes you know there were the journals were a little damaged or I couldn't read what I had written so she sort of you know improvised the whole thing or just edited parts like I'm sure it was a combination of both like why does she have to be true to the journals why can't she put out the best song possible I know nobody wants to hear this but I feel that way the way people feel about all too well being like she definitely didn't write that at the time I feel like she actually could have because the song all too well the version she released back then was actually like incredibly deep and like yeah I could see I could see her having written it I think the vault song nothing new like there's no there's just no way it's so introspective and so self-aware about how like she's what is she 19 at the time and the whole song is worrying about how like the industry is going to be done with her will they still want me when i'm nothing new i've had too much to drink tonight like i'm just telling you she was drinking at 19 i'm just telling you she wrote that song last year like i'm sorry that's one of my great like big theories oh that doesn't

22:44Claudia Oshry:bother me if true like put out the best piece of work you know no of course and like that probably

22:50Jackie Oshry:is how you felt at the time i don't think maybe you wrote it or even subconsciously like knew that that's how you felt but i feel like it's reflective of the red arrow where she was at in

22:57Claudia Oshry:her life yeah yeah my concern would just be like writing songs like cosplaying as that time in your life and like trying to get back to that headspace like they wouldn't be that good would be my

23:05Jackie Oshry:concern but if they're good they're good yeah no i feel like the vault songs stood the test of time some are better than others 1989s are some of the best yeah 1989s are the best period you know i

23:18Claudia Oshry:don't really fuck with vault songs i know i have my own hangouts about them 1989 vault songs it's

23:24Jackie Oshry:actually insane like and i do believe that the vault songs from 1989 were left off of the record like i do there were just so many bops yes it's insane though that like some of the suburban legends it's like one of the best songs ever written and you didn't even release it like that's fucking crazy but that's also how i feel about new romantics new romantics was a song from 1989 that was only available on the version if you bought it at target like she obviously just had a surplus of great songs at the time yes so i believe that but i think that the vault songs from debut are like she's just so crazy that then shake it off was the lead single but okay i don't get me started on taylor's lead single even though like shake it off has i've done a

24:02Claudia Oshry:complete 180 on Shake It Off. It's one of my favorite songs now.

24:05Jackie Oshry:It has withstood the test. It is a timeless song.

24:09Claudia Oshry:It just ages better and better and better.

24:13Jackie Oshry:Absolutely. It's crazy. But the debut vault songs, I don't know if people are ready for this conversation, are not good.

24:20Claudia Oshry:I don't need to hear from a 12-year-old girl right now. Like, I'm old. Oh, sorry. Not debut. She never really saved you. Fearless. I don't need to hear from a 15-year-old right now I would go listen you know what I mean like that's how I feel about vault songs they meant something to me when I was that age but now I don't need to go listen to me like the feelings of a teenager I don't relate right right that's beautiful actually I feel that

24:43Jackie Oshry:you know they did I do back to Taylor and Travis in London so it's nice that they went to see Sadie Sink like love to see women supporting women in the arts and that's like a major good

24:52Claudia Oshry:move from a friend you know you crossed the sea to come see my show so I feel like she crossed the

24:59Jackie Oshry:sea and saw the show like she didn't cross the sea to see the show I don't care how it happened that's a good ass friend it's a good ass friend like coming to my play she might have heard the

25:09Claudia Oshry:allegations that we thought she might be the problem in her friendship right right no but I

25:14Jackie Oshry:also think Taylor is intent on taking her power back from the UK because it's definitely like it's definitely filled with landmines for her you know I love a London boy I enjoy and so to come back there with like her big football boyfriend and i'm talking yeah i'm talking football with your hands not with your feet i just know it felt good like they're so american i feel like for a while she was sort of like running away from her american identity don't you find yeah like with her stella mccartney collab and she loves the london boy and i feel like she was like living in london for a lot of the times that we didn't see her and now she's like the face of america she's proud to be an american her big boyfriend who plays football with an o husband with an h neither literally neither we're both wrong that's her husband i know i need them to get married already like i'm sick two months yeah i've i've been hearing such conflicting reports about their weddings from people who are genuinely in the know nobody knows where this wedding is it's either according to my sources the hamptons or new or the city the the fact that it would be in the city makes no sense to me but that seems to be the leading the city makes more sense than

26:23Claudia Oshry:the hamptons the hamptons you have space like the hamptons makes no sense where is she gonna

26:30Jackie Oshry:get married in the city like seriously at the plaza perhaps i think she's gonna get married at the park avenue armory actually i just want to put that out there i feel like that's where she's getting married because it's literally a fortress if you've ever you it looks like i think it is like an army base in the middle of the city but like they had the victoria secret fashion show there one year so you could just like make it whatever you want and it's a fortress like there

26:51Claudia Oshry:are no doors there's literally one door nowhere for her to get married in the city that's not like i don't want to say corny but just like done there's an element i mean we only say that

27:02Jackie Oshry:because we're from new york and most of the weddings we've been to are from here i think if you're not from here it's like it's very exciting and it's very like classic new york

27:08Claudia Oshry:what we might consider corny no it's just like like chipriani is not corny but it's like done you know she's not getting married at chipriani i'm telling you she's getting married i think she's gonna get married at like a very old churchst patrick's cathedral but like then it's a

27:23Jackie Oshry:spectacle do you know how many people are out stand outside those churches on a wednesday

27:27Claudia Oshry:they're like tourist destinations i think it's gonna be something like that that's my guess

27:32Jackie Oshry:i see people getting married atst patrick's cathedral all the time it's actually so cute even if she got married at like the met it's like it's not original the met it's not original for

27:42Claudia Oshry:her by the way it is original not for her she has to get married somewhere no one's got married

27:46Jackie Oshry:before or i i want to say quite literally four people have gotten married at the met it is impossible to do no i know but like she's so she's not one of four she's one of one i don't know i think she could be one of four it's really not that big of a deal and it's not like beyonce got married there library okay the new york public library is where everyone gets married it's an actual wedding venue like anyone can book it if you have the money the met even if you have the money you can't get married there unless you're like hella connected museum of natural history similar but i don't see she just had a side girl i mean i don't see it where the fuck is she getting married like it's killing me because the city unless this rumor is just like a cover-up and everyone's kind of like a carolyn beset they like went you know to the middle of

28:32Claudia Oshry:the woods maybe this is just a cover-up i think and i hope so because it makes no sense and the

28:42Jackie Oshry:doesn't make no sense even though taylor like lives here a lot of the time and i think she loves new york it's like so not a part of their story either actually maybe it is in a way that we don't know maybe it is in a way that we don't know i'm so excited for this wedding and like oh it's so funny i was doing a q a the other day and i got it so many times that i had to answer people were like are you taking off this summer we never take off the summer you guys had a baby like i'm like yeah don't worry we're doing daily shows and everyone's like thank god we always do

29:10Claudia Oshry:They miss us, Claude.

29:12Jackie Oshry:I know. It's nice to be missed.

29:14Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, we'll be on this summer live from the Hamptons.

29:17Jackie Oshry:And I feel like there's going to be a lot coming down this summer, like with the wedding and stuff. So we couldn't miss it. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Our next story.

29:26Claudia Oshry:Zoe Kravitz is calling out Hulu for their tacky tweet.

29:31Jackie Oshry:Okay, I saw this.

29:32Claudia Oshry:So Zoe Kravitz tweeted back at Hulu. Hulu tweeted about a show that I guess Zoe's in. Was in and like was canceled. It's like a one season wonder. Yeah. She plays a character called Robin Brooks. They said Robin Brooks definitely has a kiss all the time. Disco occasionally on her playlist. It was alongside a photo of her from the show. High Fidelity is the show. And then she responded saying this is tacky at Hulu.

30:01Jackie Oshry:High Fidelity is the show. That sounds familiar. It does. but I'm thinking high fidelity. Oh yeah. It was like, I guess she was the star of the show. I'm thinking of that show with that girl from whatever. So it's not an active show. I don't know why they would be promoting it. So they are like to start like, you know, why can't they promote shit that's on their thing? Well, they can. Yes. But they're just like being buzzy. And I don't know why that's bad.

30:33Claudia Oshry:I think this is an overreaction from her.

30:36Jackie Oshry:Especially like she's never really publicly commenting on stuff in general. And like you're engaged to the man.

30:42Claudia Oshry:They can say you like his music. Like relax. Yeah, I agree. Unclench. It's sort of like, you know, every time when Taylor Swift used to be like. Jackie, I was just thinking of Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, like this is. Zoe's been hanging out with Taylor too much. Oh, for sure. Like people aren't. I don't want to say make a joke about you. make a reference about you and your relationship they said that you like your fiance's music

31:07Jackie Oshry:promoting your fiance's music and lord knows he could use the promo it's actually very cute i

31:12Claudia Oshry:don't think that it's tacky at all i'm sure like the hulu social media manager is having a really bad day and i just want to say like i don't think you did anything wrong justice for the 22 year old

31:21Jackie Oshry:girl who's running the hulu account like seriously you did nothing wrong your heart was in the right place you sound like you're really good at your job and seriously just just move on she's it's

31:29Claudia Oshry:it's a gross overreaction it's a gross and also like it being tacky like is social media not meant to be tacky is it the most refined place on earth i just want to say like tacky like girl

31:39Jackie Oshry:you're an actress like what's what's tacky i don't i don't know i i just it doesn't hit for me no i agree it's the perfect comparison when taylor swift was like mad at the genie and georgia writers saying some mean shit about her sexist it was like sexist and it was it it was like really uh just an old joke like she had so many boyfriends it's like we've really evolved from that yeah um but i would like she wasn't wrong to be upset but like girl you're so much bigger than this moronic show that three people watch like you're giving it making it bigger was how i felt and same with this like except there there's nothing insulting about this no it's sweet and promotional jenny and georgia like taylor swift might have been watching the

32:20Claudia Oshry:show on her own and then she like stumbles upon this like but you know what that's like when i'm

32:24Jackie Oshry:scrolling tiktok and then i end up on like a hate video about us i'm like oh my god how did i get

32:28Claudia Oshry:then it's like but you don't mention it because you don't want to make it bigger of course um so i just this is a miss for me sorry yeah agreed uh especially for someone who like doesn't speak out ever yeah yeah and it's like cute that's your fiance and i just think like a huge account

32:48Jackie Oshry:posting about your fiance's new music when it seems like really nobody's talking about it i

32:52Claudia Oshry:just would be grateful for the promo honestly are you ready for our next story i am some baby news James Kennedy is expecting a baby with his new girlfriend. Vanderpump rural star James Kennedy is expecting his first child. Sources with direct knowledge told TMZ that the DJ and his leading lady who stays out of the public eye are about to become parents. The couple have been dating for around seven months. Oh.

33:17Jackie Oshry:Well, he didn't break up with Allie that long ago. Right. Parenthood is a beautiful thing. I hope he's in the right headspace for it. I really feel like we don't know James Kennedy. Like even when he was on TV, I feel like he was always lying to us. Like I don't, I honestly don't know anything about him. I don't know where he's at now, especially having been off TV for two years. I don't know what sort of headspace. I don't know where he's at with sobriety. Like I just wish, I wish them the best. I really do.

33:40Claudia Oshry:I wish them the best. A baby is a blessing. I wonder if they'll try and be on the Valley now.

33:47Jackie Oshry:Do you think he impregnated his girlfriend so he could be on the Valley? Because like being in a relationship and like, and having kids, I guess everyone there has kids. like is a prerequisite. I would say actually having kids is more. Than having a partner is more of a requirement. Yeah.

34:02Claudia Oshry:Or like being TTC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he did it to get out in the Valley, but I think that now that he's having a child, like he might be calling up Valley producers.

34:13Jackie Oshry:You know, actually when I was doing my, I was scrolling in the tub last night, I was scrolling TikTok and I saw actually a really beautiful cover, Ellie Luber. She was singing. what is she singing i don't know maybe like olivia rodrigo she was kind of good like i enjoyed the cover and she was playing the piano too oh wow yeah and i know she plays guitar because i've seen her guitar in it up guitar gal you know that was one of my uh like screen names back in the aim days you were such a guitar gal why we were like seriously changing our usernames like on an annual basis maybe more i had so many guitar gal i'm sure that's what the kids are doing like

34:51Claudia Oshry:now on instagram i'm sure they changed their oh yeah i guess i had guitar gal i had um

35:00Jackie Oshry:vega babe that was like when i was obsessed with my camp identity and i had a bunch of course junior mint we love junior mint when it was that was my first screen name and when we were all i remember it was like a family activity like let's think of what Claudia loves and it was kind of like a big secret of mine you didn't like them do you think I would like a junior mint they're like York Patties I hate mint candy

35:27Claudia Oshry:I just feel like you don't love junior mints so you are junior mint yeah but it became my identity and like I didn't even like them it's like a cute nickname like junior mint hey little junior mint it was just junior mints are yum they're disgusting They're like miniature Yorkshire patties. Exactly.

35:49Jackie Oshry:Yes.

35:50Claudia Oshry:Yorkshire. I love Yorkshire's.

35:53Jackie Oshry:The worst candies ever. Oh, I love. I have never liked them, let alone as a child. So I feel like when we were making my screen name, we had just went to the movies. And like maybe I ate a junior mint because like I'm bad. You never let you live it down.

36:06Claudia Oshry:And you never fucking let me live it down. Margo's should have been Cream Saver. Literally.

36:14Jackie Oshry:What was your screen name? I feel like let me was it soccer babe?

36:17Claudia Oshry:I had so many. I had so many. Was it like soccer babe 92? Oh for sure. No not that but also I don't want to be like giving away my email addresses.

36:26Jackie Oshry:Oh do you still actively use soccer babe? Yes I do.

36:31Claudia Oshry:Was that what it was? I don't know if it was babe.

36:34Jackie Oshry:Yeah like soccer girl. Maybe girl. G-R-L. I don't think I can't. Olivia was. Olivia actually had a good one. Livvy Love. Livvy Love. She's so cool. L-I-V-I-L-O-V. That was sick yeah. She's so cool. Oh satchel.

36:45Claudia Oshry:candy cutie i wait i think satchel still uses that email i think so too

36:57Claudia Oshry:she's so cute she's so cute um okay let's move on to our next story because i want to get to

37:03Jackie Oshry:queenie and weenie today four she wants to get to queenie and weenie today did you guys hear that

37:09Claudia Oshry:do you have like a renewed interest and love in queenie and weenie no i just feel like i was watching on my feed and something that's been like a recurring theme this week of a person that I want to highlight as my queenie. Is it Cassie from Euphoria? No, but I wonder what she's going to do now. If she's going to take that motel room or if she's going to go back to Nate.

37:30Jackie Oshry:You literally know more about it than I do. I know. I did also see a clip that he's in debt and he finally told her how much it was for and it was like over a million dollars. Yeah.

37:38Claudia Oshry:And also then she went to a party in a leopard cat suit and did cocaine off someone's belly button.

37:42Jackie Oshry:oh i didn't see that we will piece together this show by the end of the season yeah also what movie oh you know what movie i watched on my phone yesterday what lovely bones oh god by the way i have seen that one in clip form yeah and that's a movie that should be watched on the big screen if you haven't seen that's some of stanley chuchi's finest work it's insane saoirse ronan's debut who plays the dad matt mark walberg is it mark walberg yeah it's like he has like a 70s firefalls and haircuts oh my god it's insane it's such a good movie our fourth story kelly

38:19Claudia Oshry:clarkson makes a surprising career move after leaving her talk show page success abandoning her talk show like that's fucking rude oh my god abandoning this fuck them she is returning to the voice she will return as a coach this fall on nbc's the voice okay i just like i'm so curious

38:36Jackie Oshry:about her home life she's so private but we know she moved to new york when kelly clarkson show moved to new york i do feel like maybe if they had left her where she was they would have gotten more years from her i feel like maybe she didn't like it here yeah or maybe it's like hard to be

38:51Claudia Oshry:like away from family and what you know especially with everything she went through like she just sort of wants to go back home but i guess the voice films for a short period of time it's i

39:00Jackie Oshry:think it's a good job to have if you're like a uh trying to be a present parent because it's like a short but in la but she was in la before i think la is her home oh okay so like that's what her kids know and like right where they're like school friends are yeah i think because she was doing the voice before that i don't know why i think i feel like she moved away from nashville when she got divorced.

39:24Claudia Oshry:But then he took the house in Montana. Right. I don't know. But I think this is great for voice contestants.

39:32Jackie Oshry:I mean, now I need to go on The Voice. Like, seriously, dream to be mentored by Miss Kelly.

39:36Claudia Oshry:Yeah.

39:37Jackie Oshry:Excuse me, Miss Independent.

39:39Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Miss Self-Sufficient. Keep your distance. Miss Self-Sufficient.

39:44Jackie Oshry:I love her.

39:47Claudia Oshry:So looking forward to that for her. Hopefully that means she's, like, feeling good and ready to get back to work. in whatever way she she's like the sort that can choose whatever she wants to do you know

39:56Jackie Oshry:and i want to say like as kelly clarkson's like probably second biggest fan i am okay with her ending the show like it's fine for sure if anything i'm sort of like rooting for it yeah i think it opens us up to like more things i gotta watch the kelly clarkson show yeah tours new music exactly and um i like the voice i think that you can do a lot of things while being an active voice coach and we do get those like you know bi-seasonal performances with all the other coaches so we're gonna hear kelly sing that's one of my favorite i've been running down the road trying to loosen my when reba niall horan john legend and gwen stefani sing that song i love when

40:34Claudia Oshry:the judges get together and make music who are the other judges uh it looks like it is adam levine or maybe this is oh you're kidding actually it might be an old picture sorry oh yeah because

40:46Jackie Oshry:like his new face is not settling in well he can't be on adam levine john legend no that's definitely old yeah so i don't know right i guess like we'll find out they're always changing it up

40:56Claudia Oshry:yeah that was like when the judge is on mass singer all saying golden exactly and rita ora she's a judge oh i thought she was the host yeah i don't know if they made

41:11Jackie Oshry:it into my episode but rita ora when i took my mask off she said i love your podcast and i was like she's obviously lying she was like you hosted with your sister i was like yes my sister so i'm like a huge rita or a fan now she was like so nice there's nothing not to love there's nothing not to love although i do wish her and rob kardashian had worked out yeah yeah of course

41:32Claudia Oshry:but she's on to bigger and better things can you blame her story kelly oh oh right right right

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47:24Claudia Oshry:Our fifth and final story leading into TV recap, PK Clemsley claims Dorit blew nearly$1 million on designer duds as foreclosure looms. So PK is claiming a new court filing that estranged wife Dorit has spent more than$1 million on designer items. even as they face potential foreclosure on their LA home. According to court documents, Piquet's team investigated how Dorit was spending their money and found she spent$995 ,000 on wardrobe-related expenses during a 14-month span. In the meticulously detailed docs, Piquet cites charges of$69 ,000 each at Louis Vuitton and Chanel, $38 ,000 at Hermes,$22 ,000 at Saint Honoré, as well as retailers including Net-a-Porter and Moda Operandi.

48:07Claudia Oshry:He also claims despite the travel and designer item expenses, the reality star failed to make any mortgage payments on their lavish home and made, quote, only one related utility payment during the time period, despite having exclusive use of the residence since April 2024. Meanwhile, PK claims he paid the lion's share of the family's expenses, including both the mortgage and the cost of raising their children.

48:32Jackie Oshry:okay I'm just like I'm not believing everything he said although I find the um nine hundred thousand dollars on designer duds to be quite interesting I believe what he said like uh look

48:42Claudia Oshry:at her yeah she looks like a million bucks no but I'm saying like he's so he's saying she's not

48:46Jackie Oshry:paying for anything that the kids are doing she's not paying the mortgage the mortgage is his responsibility like yeah she may live there she's taking care of your kids no but it's like

48:53Claudia Oshry:if she spent a million dollars of the family's money on her clothes and you're mad that she didn't pay the mortgage from the family's money it's like what do you mean like the one person who just like did the admin of sending the money like it's the same money oh i guess is it but is

49:11Jackie Oshry:this this is talking about like post-divorce right the post separation a million dollars is from

49:16Claudia Oshry:december 2024 to march 2026 so that's post separation so is that her money or their money it's giving their money so their money should also be paying the mortgage so like just send it off

49:28Jackie Oshry:right if you have access to the money to buy clothes why aren't you also paying the mortgage

49:35Claudia Oshry:because i think she assumed he was right but if it's if it's from the same account like it doesn't matter who like presses send this is just unfortunate because like it does give credence

49:44Jackie Oshry:to like what kyle was saying but it was never really about kyle like the validity of what kyle was saying it was just like the manner in which she said it and like the fact that like her and

49:51Claudia Oshry:dorit have like a broken friendship no and also if the money's about to run out like keep shopping

49:57Jackie Oshry:well if you're about to get cut off that kelly she bought assuming she brought it retail she can sell it for double on the real real no and also like one outfit of hers looks like seriously

50:08Claudia Oshry:fifty thousand dollars a minimum these numbers seem low sixty nine thousand dollars at chanel in a 14 month period that's literally two outfits yeah no her outfits are so crazy at least she has

50:19Jackie Oshry:what to show for it i see the money i just feel like their finances have been called into question a few times over the years, but the rug was really never pulled out from underneath them. I do think that the divorce probably will be the thing because even for financially sound people, a divorce can be crippling.

50:36Claudia Oshry:But it doesn't sound like PK saying, we have no money. It sounds like he's saying she's spending a lot of money on clothes and stuff, not contributing to the mortgage of the house that she lives in. But it doesn't sound like there's not money because look, she spent a million dollars on clothes in 14 months. That's a moneyed individual. he's not saying we can't pay that bill right so i don't really know and the thing with the house it's like the house has now over six million dollars in mortgage debt foreclosure could be imminent notices of default have been recorded pk is asking the court to force a sale further claiming he'd been making efforts to avoid it he also claimed to reject a suggested temporary relocation for dorit and the children to his own home while he covered expenses that's the part where I'm like okay what's the what's the other part of the story were you living there with your

51:25Jackie Oshry:girlfriend are you living right no no and also like that's crazy they're not gonna come live with you in like his bachelor pad but like are they poor I want to say yes I don't know it's

51:36Claudia Oshry:on context clues I feel like yes because I don't know what he does and how he could like be so successful like what I don't know what he does he's the former manager of boy George yeah but like it's not giving like we have zero dollars it's giving like i don't want to pay for this big house for you to live in and she's like this is the children's family home you're not uprooting them we are staying and you're gonna pay for it which isn't wrong either like if you have the money pay for the fucking kid's house agreed i don't know i don't know well and also this isn't good because like last we heard they were on good terms and now he's like i know airing out her net

52:16Jackie Oshry:Porte bill at the end of the reunion. I was like, what are your, Oh, that's, Oh, he was like, we're going to manifest like, what do you want for this year? And everybody said, and Dorit was like, I really just want to stay in the place that I'm at with PK. Like we're so good or like as good as it's going to get. Also, I just want to stay that way.

52:33Claudia Oshry:There was like a scene this season or last season where like Kyle goes over to Dorit's house and it's like a mess. There's like boxes everywhere. And like every box is like far fetched and at a port take. No, but it's like, none of this is surprising to me like right i'm like look at her seriously look at her if you

52:49Jackie Oshry:know anything about clothes and you see her in one of her looks on a group trip head to toe jewelry bags she wears a hundred thousand dollar outfits night after night after night it's actually an insane level for housewives in general she is by no means the richest she's probably one of the poorest on the couch and she dresses more high end than and than jennifer tilly like just based on like logos yeah she's wearing more than kathy yeah so i just like

53:24Claudia Oshry:wonder what this is trying to prove because like this is not surprising to me i would actually say like the figures actually sounds low considering what she looks like every day of her life so what are what are we what are you telling me here i know she didn't pay the mortgage and i know she spends a lot on clothes thank you the the wife looks great she always does she always does

53:49Jackie Oshry:in terms of recapping um any other thoughts it was a repetitive reunion for like a kind of a slow season there i actually don't really have that much else to share okay let's get into queenie and weenie i need to know who yours is okay queenie of the week and weenie of the week a segment we love to end our weeks with here on fridays at the toast it's just a good way to take a look back at the week at a glance and just give out awards to people who deserve it yeah yeah we love to award people my queenie of the week of course goes to one nicole sanchez oh that's so good obviously she's a queen of the week she worked her way up from like a distressed like entertainment reporter i don't even know what she was to literally the chair of the met gala she's standing at the bottom of the stairs with anna wintour while opening the carpet amidst all the

54:41Claudia Oshry:criticism and you're peeing you're peeing in a bottle that's what you're doing she is a genius

54:51Jackie Oshry:she's an inspiration to women everywhere and she is a queenie of the week i completely agree it

54:59Claudia Oshry:might be an uncomfortable truth for some yeah we could all learn something also she was kind of queenie of the week in my household because you know she wrote two children's fly who flew to space and randomly we wound up picking the boys picked it to read it like while we were having dinner one night so we all took in a reading of the fly who flew to space really enjoyed it

55:21Jackie Oshry:i read it at your house and i thought it was dumb oh wow i i thought we were uplifting

55:28Claudia Oshry:i thought i think it's cute like it has a cute message it's about outer space which they love and um i know she snuck in a little bit about like a learning disability in there oh did she yeah to like make it you know very inclusive impact and um right right the proceed of the sales go to charity yeah because Flynn like gets distracted while learning um so relatable yeah and then like he goes to outer space and it just gives him perspective you know sort of like what we were saying about how like go up there and you'll see we are one and I felt like that's that's sort of like how Flynn felt like he started to appreciate like the small things yeah I love that so Queenie of the Week in my house as well but no actually my Queenie of the week I know I was gonna shock you is Spencer Pratt oh I'm so glad you brought this up because he's running for mayor in LA so I don't like see everything because I don't live in LA I'm obviously not voting but there was the LA mayoral debate this week which he was just on fire I was cracking the fuck up seriously like so good so good I've been seeing like a lot of his stuff now in his ads i just watched a video before we sat down of him like on some bridge saying the bridge is beautiful right too bad you can't see it because people are stealing the lights off of the bridge and now the bridge is not well and he said karen basura and oh my god no i'm sorry

56:50Jackie Oshry:he is so fucking funny karen basura when he says karen basura i'm not okay he went on good guys like a couple of months ago and ben gets i had picked up ben from the studios when we were in florida i picked up him from the studio and he was cracking up and he was he was like he called her like he was like spencer calls the mayor the funniest thing i'm like oh i knew what it was i'm like yeah he does he was like karen garbage i was like no that's not what it is

57:24Jackie Oshry:he like couldn't remember what the joke was so he just told me it was karen garbage

57:32Claudia Oshry:oh my god so funny and not only is he so funny and just like crushing it with his like social media stuff and videos but like yeah he makes fire points he did so well into the debate i think people like the consensus was that he won the debate the yeah the consensus was that he won

57:45Jackie Oshry:the debate like people in la are really in distress like i don't know what it's like to live there but i think it's really really bad and hard and so he's sort of like the hero that la didn't know that they needed and i think when he first launched his campaign it did seem like a little bit like that like a joke or like you know uh like a stunt and it's just over time he's just a really impassioned palisade citizen he lost his home in a fire his family lost their home in a fire and no it's been actually crazy to watch yeah and then i saw a clip of heidi yesterday on the squeeze

58:19Claudia Oshry:what's the squeeze the taylor's lot nerd podcast oh yeah and um she was talking about more like the emotional side like she's actually it's giving first lady of los angeles like absolutely she's talking about like what it felt like to lose their home and like have their sons like it was like really sad and emotional like she's like you know giving heart to the campaign i think the two of them are a winning team i mean on a small scale she has sort of been the first lady

58:46Jackie Oshry:of los angeles for quite some time i i just think it's about to become formal i would love to see it he's really infringing on the incumbent, Karen Basura.

58:57Claudia Oshry:And then like the third person who he calls random city council member.

59:03Jackie Oshry:He's seriously cracking me up. No, it's so good. It's so good. It is, it is. It's refreshing. Like, yeah, these people literally let the city burn down and they're running again. That's insane. Only in politics. Like, could you seriously burn your city to the ground and be leading in the mayoral race? And have the highest taxed city, like the most money for community projects, like the most, the biggest pool and your city's burned to the ground. And you don't have a water reserve. Right.

59:32Claudia Oshry:And it was also like arson. You know, I mean, it's just, it was what Heidi kept saying is like, this wasn't a natural disaster. This was like completely preventable. Absolutely. So that, yeah, no, they're taking the fight to the mayor's house. So we didn't have the same Queenie, but like similar vibes. And I think both needed to be said. There were two Queenies this week. Who's your weenie? Oh, my weenie was Sarah Paulson, who acted like in a weenie like manner, you know, just like. Performative, the definition of performative.

1:00:05Jackie Oshry:Yeah. And then I saw people like saying like we didn't understand, like it's a thing on billionaires and it's like her best friend is Kim Kardashian. Like, what are you guys talking about? It's giving selective outrage. My weenie is also an attendant of the Met Gala. You come to nobody. My weenie is Heidi Klum. I just can't get over I really I've thought about it a lot since Monday like it was so nutty like it was insane yeah yeah

1:00:28Claudia Oshry:sorry weenie okay I feel like those are good weenies like you know what weenies meant to be

1:00:34Jackie Oshry:I really enjoyed chatting with you this morning and this week in general and I will miss you dearly until Monday

1:00:39Claudia Oshry:I enjoyed it too we should do it every day for the rest of our lives

1:00:42Jackie Oshry:the place looks beautiful I mean well it always does thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast life stories and need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts and where podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify and Apple Podcasts and YouTube. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us at Toastly, we have a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Hope you guys have an amazing day and we will see you on Monday.

1:01:05Jackie Oshry:Have a great weekend, everyone. Love ya.

1:01:08Claudia Oshry:Bye.

From the publisher

1. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Gave Sadie Sink Standing Ovation at Her New Play in London (PEOPLE) (19:49)

2. Zoë Kravitz calls out ‘tacky’ Hulu for Harry Styles joke (Page Six) (29:25)

3. ‘Vanderpump Rules’ star James Kennedy expecting baby with new girlfriend (Page Six) (32:56)

4. Kelly Clarkson makes surprising career move after abandoning talk show (Page Six) (38:18)

5. PK Kemsley claims Dorit blew nearly $1M on designer duds as foreclosure looms (Page Six) (47:25)

- Queenie and Weenie of The Week (54:03)

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