Loser Island: Monday, June 22nd, 2026

9:03Claudia Oshry:Yeah, for sure. Okay, let's get into the story so we can talk about Love Island.

9:06Jackie Oshry:Anything else you wanted to talk about from the weekend?

9:09Claudia Oshry:No, no. It was a nice, quiet weekend at home. you know just getting ready for our big journey north i know our swirly summer begins like in

9:18Jackie Oshry:less than two weeks actually like in a week yeah i'm so excited yeah i can't wait to spend the

9:23Claudia Oshry:summer with you and just eat our way through the hamptons a lot of preparation underway for that that's really been like consuming me um no it's like a nice summer weekend you know what did i do this weekend oh i got a new tv oh right i saw yeah it was kind of devastating i was like so

9:41Jackie Oshry:cardboard with this TV. Like I had it four apartments ago. It's the oldest TV ever. And I didn't realize that like TVs had changed so much. I didn't realize I was literally watching like a black and white TV. I got this new TV. It's not even fancy.

9:50Claudia Oshry:No, I know. Like the technology keeps changing. And it's like, even if you had like the nicest TV five years ago, like it's worse than the crappiest TV from yesterday.

9:57Jackie Oshry:Oh my God. Ben got like this literal, I said, don't waste a lot of money. Like get a crap TV. Like the first one that they sell you at Best Buy. Oh my God. It was not expensive. When I turned the TV on, I felt blind and I was seeing for the first time like all these new colors i must have been my tv must be over 10 years old also

10:14Claudia Oshry:the word on the street is like samsung frame is coming out with 100 inch that's the word on the street what streets are you hanging out on who talks about that that's what my people have told me okay and why do we care because it only went up to 75 inch for a frame tv and how much is the

10:34Jackie Oshry:hundred inch going to be three million dollars no probably like 10 g's that's insane when i got the biggest 70 inch tv from best buy frames sold separately i just got like the biggest tv ever that i'm loving for like 400 great yeah it's like 75 inches 70 no but that frame i don't even care

10:53Claudia Oshry:about the quality of the frame the fact that you don't have to look at a tv you can't put a price on it you can't well you actually can buy just a frame no but and like the black screen you can

11:03Jackie Oshry:get like artwork on your screen too but it's not the same i agree thank you thank you for admitting it's not the same but you can do that i'm just looking forward to the future where like all tvs are frame tvs like right now frame has the special technology so they're allowed to charge obscene prices plus frame sold separately when i bought my first frame i'm like are you guys we remember cardboard that's where cardboard was born i that was like that was peak consumerism i was so upset like the fact that's just fucking crazy you're buying the samsung frame tv frame sold

11:31Claudia Oshry:separately so it's just a tv yeah also it's crazy i think like our children one day look back and be like wow you guys looked at those big black black boxes in your living room like that was your piece

11:41Jackie Oshry:of art yeah and we loved every minute of it but it's really ugly i was without a tv in my bedroom for like two hours because Ben had to go. What happened to your TV? It just died. And we tried to revitalize it. ChatGBT was helping us. But it was literally broken. The power button fell off. It was time.

12:04Claudia Oshry:Oh, okay. And now it's still hanging on the wall with the TV in front of it? Yep. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. That's my favorite kind of TV. I have two TVs. Mike TV.

12:14Jackie Oshry:But the two hours that I didn't have a TV, I actually felt like I was living in House on the Prairie. It was insane. You're ballerina farm. I'm ballerina farm. Like I was about to put on my Hill House dress and start making butter. Like it was insane. Make a pargy loaf. Are you ready for pargy loaf summer PLS? I am. You know, I was actually placing a grocery order so that we have like some bread. I did get one loaf though, just like because you always take a few days to get started. It's true.

12:41Claudia Oshry:It's true.

12:42Jackie Oshry:I have to activate my starter.

12:43Claudia Oshry:My girl's got to eat. It's fine. But also because like there are sourdoughs like in town, like Hampton's core. Yes.

12:50Jackie Oshry:Don't worry about us. We will not be missing a meal.

12:53Claudia Oshry:Don't worry about us. We'll find some bread. We always do. The place looks great. Well, it always does. Let's get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you - You didn't even comment on my horse voice.

13:07Jackie Oshry:It doesn't sound hoarse. It doesn't.

13:09Claudia Oshry:I feel like all the comments are like -

13:10Jackie Oshry:Okay, now it does. You just like cracked like a pretty big dozen boy.

13:14Claudia Oshry:No, I've been talking like this the whole time. You didn't even notice.

13:16Jackie Oshry:Oh, it's victim energy.

13:19Claudia Oshry:well I feel like I just have to like address it because people are going to be hearing it I don't know what's going on I can't help guys sound up in the comments did you realize or am I am I like in my own head but I swear to god you sounded exactly the same oh okay good I'm glad to hear it because my voice is my um means of income you know my voice is my bill paying my voice is my tool my voice is my tool um but let me know if you heard it or if you know I'm just I'm feeling insecure about it.

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19:40Claudia Oshry:You're welcome. Okay, Jelly Roll and Bunny XO. The podcast dropped. Bunny XO released a podcast Thursday night or Friday night explaining the situation and dropping a couple bombshells, including the fact that they are expecting a baby together via surrogate.

20:01Jackie Oshry:Okay, I wasn't sure if she was actually pregnant or like they were pregnant yet or if they were still planning to have a baby because you said we're still having a baby and it's like the baby's on the way. The baby is like conceived.

20:11Claudia Oshry:The baby is on the way. Oh, wow. From what I understand. Yeah. She said the way I listened, I listened up until that part. And it sounds like they, she talked about how they struggled with IVF, like for a very long time. Right.

20:24Jackie Oshry:So I thought that they were just like still on that journey together,

20:27Claudia Oshry:but like not as a married man and woman. Here's what their soulmates, their twin flames, their best friends, they're expecting a baby together and they're getting divorced. because being married is no longer tenable.

20:38Jackie Oshry:One of these things is not like the other. Like literally why? I hate when people do that. Like there's obviously a reason. So stop telling, like I hate when people act like we're stupid. Like we are so in love. We are meant for each other. We are best friends. There's nobody in this world I trust more and I'm getting a divorce.

20:53Claudia Oshry:He said, she said, we have been the most unconventional couple that you guys have ever encountered. We're going to co-parent together. Jay is my best friend. Like this isn't what you guys think this is. Nobody cheated on the other person. It's literally just, we served our purpose for each other.

21:06Jackie Oshry:Well, it does kind of feel like that rumor that we heard was that like he's just on a really spiritual journey becoming much more religious and it's not really taking in the same way for her. That maybe does align with what she's saying.

21:18Claudia Oshry:Maybe. But like to the point that they can't stay married even though their best friends twin flame soulmates. Yeah. Co-parents.

21:26Jackie Oshry:Right. They were married for so long that I feel like now that there's a baby in play, like you can just try a little bit harder. Do you know what I mean? Like you were together when like you, when there was less at stake and now there's more at stake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I just want to say, I feel like the fact that they love and respect each other so much, like does make for a great co-parenting situation. The baby's going to be fine. But like, but like you were married this whole time without a baby.

21:52Claudia Oshry:So like, no. And like, what about, okay. So maybe this period right now, especially the babies via circuit. So maybe like this period, it's been not like they want to stay married, but like, what about try marriage with a baby? Like maybe it'll be just the thing.

22:05Jackie Oshry:You know, it's like, it's just kind of crazy to like call it off.

22:08Claudia Oshry:Just give it a shot. Like you could always divorce like two months after the baby's here. Like if it's like, oh no, but it might like fuse you back together.

22:17Jackie Oshry:It might fix everything. I know you're not supposed to like think that way, but you could at least try.

22:20Claudia Oshry:But like for two people who love each other, twin flame soulmates, best friends.

22:23Jackie Oshry:Who have been married for like together for 20 years.

22:25Claudia Oshry:It sounds like the fix could be very small, you know, maybe like eight pounds.

22:28Jackie Oshry:Yeah. This confused me even more. and you know I told you that they have like a large constituency of haters and it's also like they quickly like there's it's very easy to fall down the jelly roll hole and then you're like wearing a tinfoil hat there's like a lot of conspiracy theories oh I saw some

22:43Claudia Oshry:stuff I saw some stuff about a preacher's wife

22:45Jackie Oshry:yeah I don't know the in depth but I know like a girl named Nicole is like she keeps her foot on his motherfucking neck like he cannot function but I did hear about a preacher's wife

22:58Claudia Oshry:I and there's also like a video oh yeah where he's like railing about something the pastor on the couch yeah yeah yeah but I didn't know what he was saying and who he was saying it to I hear your voice now thank you you hear me yeah yeah you've been heard um so like none of these things are smoking gum for me I I don't listen to the rumors and nastiness but obviously I would never listen to the rumors and nastiness obviously something's like going on to the point that they're getting divorced when they've been through so much not only have they been through so much let's say it

23:31Jackie Oshry:is as she said like there's literally nothing wrong we're just like getting divorced when you have a baby on the way that's like not a decision that you make for no reason and she's saying that

23:39Claudia Oshry:there's no reason she also said a lot like i'll put it in the book she's like if i ever write a book i will give you like the dirty details of like what this happened and this happened that happened but right now high level everything's okay there she said he's better to me in divorce than in marriage like the divorce is going to take like two three weeks he's giving her the house that they built like this huge compound they're building with like multiple homes giving it to her like very amicable yeah they are like click baiting this a lot like he posted a link to

24:06Jackie Oshry:her podcast and you know what i mean like i don't know there's something really weird about this whole thing like yeah there's a piece missing absolutely just one piece okay it's not helping like because the whole this is a very mysterious situation and the fact that they do have all this rumors and nastiness and conspiracy theories surrounding their brand, this is not helping because I am curious now. I feel like something's off. Yeah. Whereas before, I really thought these people were haters and I was like, leave them alone.

24:37Claudia Oshry:Yeah. I don't know what it could be. I don't know. But also, Jelly's going to roll. We don't know this man. He doesn't move the same way that most do. jelly's gonna roll title if someone out there is listening he needs to do that like in a song jelly's gonna roll like the two of them are not you and bunny bunny is gonna xo big time yeah so like they're moving in their own way right only as role and exo can can do can roll only as they can roll i'm mad i can't believe i

25:23Jackie Oshry:did a pffb without telling you that i threw on my neck this weekend i heard it through the grapevine oh my god it's been debilitating i woke up saturday morning oh my god i have an icy hot on right now i mean i'm actually i know you see me you see glamorous fitness model i'm in hell i know you see me as like the face of the beauty industry she has this edit with you beauty i know you guys you have no idea what's going on underneath i have the biggest pain or strong yeah I know people think that of me, like that I don't. And it's like, how many people that have an edit, like also have a broken neck?

25:55Jackie Oshry:None. I am one of one. It's definitely something you wouldn't expect. Yeah. I'm so glad you get it. From someone with an edit. That's what I'm saying. It's so fucking frustrating. Nobody gets me except for you. I see you.

26:12Claudia Oshry:Thank you. And you know what? I hear you. And is your neck still bad? because that was like oh that was yesterday i heard about oh my god you guys it's horrible

26:19Jackie Oshry:i've never gotten that i want to talk to the people at icy hot like why is your main product like not like your patches why is it tiny like why do i have to go searching for the extra extra large like the extra large don't make me feel fat it's what the who throws out their back in one little area like you need a big patch yeah i finally got the big ones it took on my whole back and every time i peel it off because i change it every couple of hours i'm in hell i'm sorry

26:45Claudia Oshry:you're experiencing that it's devastating like hashtag this is 31 i also forgot to tell you that i'm helping advil can't even touch i don't know i take it i take it but i don't know i guess maybe

26:55Jackie Oshry:it'd be worse like without i also forgot to tell you guys like last weekend when i was upstate i sprained my ankle like while putting on pants it's insane like the shit i go through yeah while also having an edit the duality of cogers the duality of editors i need to change my um instagram bio like podcaster and editor yes you do our next story is a twofer because we have some motherhood

27:22Claudia Oshry:news first i guess including bonnie xos but anne hathaway is pregnant expecting her third baby with her husband adam shulman and hathaway who is 43 is expecting her third baby with adam shulman she shared a video on instagram announcing the exciting news wearing a flowy white dress and and showing us a bump.

27:40Jackie Oshry:So cute. Like, I was genuinely shocked. Like, obviously, I just, she's not in my bucket of people who, like, I'm waiting for pregnancy announcements for. I thought she was done having kids, and, like, obviously she's 43.

27:50Claudia Oshry:And, like, the era she's been in is very much, like, done having my children snatched.

27:55Jackie Oshry:Yeah, right. Like, an era I'm excited to be in. Yeah. So it's crazy for her to, like, She, like, cross the Rubicon and cross back over. Come back and slum it with us. Yeah. But love that. Like, seriously, love to see women out here doing it all. The pregnancy announcement was so Anne Hathaway.

28:11Claudia Oshry:Yeah, it was. And it was cool. I like a fresh new take on the announcement.

28:15Jackie Oshry:And the timing could not have been better. Like Devil Wears Prada wrapped, promo's over, she needed her 12 weeks. She looks like she's a little bit further along than that.

28:23Claudia Oshry:Also, yeah, she does. Like if she is doing yesteryear, the main - Is she pregnant? The main character is always pregnant. Oh, of course. So she could like film her pregnant scenes or maybe she filmed her not pregnant scenes like a couple weeks ago and she could like do her pregnant scenes now. Interesting. just a thought it works it's actually good you know you think like oh i am pregnant i can't be in a movie well actually if you do yesteryear you're always pregnant i don't want um and

28:51Jackie Oshry:hathaway to work too hard i feel like she i feel like she definitely is a complex because she was like so hated and she was like doing all the right things but like still got hated because that's just like life and now she's so beloved and she keeps like killing it i feel like she's afraid to take time off she has not stopped working in the last five years it's like moving bus club another club bus yeah well i want her to know it's okay i think she like just entered

29:13Claudia Oshry:that phase of like hustle you know her kids were bigger yeah get it done and now i think she'll go back to like you know the nest mode well she garnered enough goodwill in these last couple

29:24Jackie Oshry:of years i feel like she's really cemented herself as like a beloved a-lister it's good to take a little break too yeah but also like margot robbie had a baby and like just kept on going yeah she's built up for him.

29:35Claudia Oshry:I think if you like like plan your schedule like as an actor you can take like the time postpartum and then get back to work and we might not even realize that you left. Based on how your movies come out sometimes you film the movie it comes out two years later. And she's a producer so she gets to call these things. Same with Margot Robbie. Correct. So. Also Jen Affleck from Secret Lives Oh yeah. Announces she's pregnant with baby number four with her husband Zach Affleck so if you watch the most recent season well every season it seems like they're getting a divorce and then after the season aired she started like posting clickbaity like i'm in a new home new era new me like i'm leaving my husband and no they're expecting me being that's great um like pregnancy

30:15Jackie Oshry:announcements i took personally hers and olivia colbo like because those were my sisters and it's like we're all still freshly postpartum what are you guys doing getting pregnant yeah it was shocking

30:25Claudia Oshry:definitely jen affleck's is a shock given the fact that she feels like she just had a baby she has three kids she was like dancing with stars marital struggles on the show but i just feel like clearly her and her husband are not getting divorced and they just like tease us with that and use it as a storyline um and so people like judge her then when she posts stuff like this and i would never i would never judge like i think it's amazing i think they're happily married and like they're not going anywhere so stop showing us your dirty underpants well that's the thing

30:53Jackie Oshry:with the utah housewives like they're not gonna let like having bad husbands having gay husbands having they're not gonna let that get in the way of their happy life and their dreams i like that about these women it's like yeah i have a terrible husband okay i'm pregnant like yes yes i love that

31:09Claudia Oshry:connor like cheated on you was on multiple apps like yes but i'm not talking about connor because i could i could talk i could do a whole podcast series about connor lay off it i'm talking like anyone who's going through a hard time of their marriage like you have to look at connor and And every time we do Dear Toasters, I'm just like thinking of Connor and Whitney. And then with Jen and Zach, they do this thing where like their storyline is that they're constantly on the brink of divorce. And I just think that that's not true. And so it feels like very cheap that that's what they're selling when they're clearly in a happy marriage and nobody's going anywhere.

31:42Jackie Oshry:Or like you, they're in this stage of like having babies, having young kids. And like it's just stressful. And like what we see reflects that. Like it's just a hard time to be married. Like be intimate. date night like oh my god i have to tell you something okay i watched the first episode of the valley when my tv broke ben went to best buy i had like an hour to kill so i opened my computer it was like on peacock from love island i was like okay sure i'll watch the valley the show really upsets me like actually i've seen a lot of stuff that's going on and like i think it would be upsetting okay i didn't even see this because i only watched one episode but i did end up seeing you saw the Kristen in the airport thing.

32:20Jackie Oshry:Yes. I sent it. Oh my God. Going post there, her and Naya are three months postpartum. And it's probably hard for Kristen to be postpartum with Naya. This is her fourth go around. She's just one of those like super mom, like super producer, like breastfeeding with her titty out. Like, and Kristen's new to this and she's just like struggling. She's very frazzled. And I don't think she has good support because the villain of this show is Luke. Luke is, she's three months, 12 weeks, not even 12 weeks postpartum. He's odd about being intimate, intimate, intimate. it's like shut the fuck up yeah Kristen's like first of all most people aren't intimate 12 weeks later and Kristen's also just a first-time mom and she's struggling like she is she doesn't have any help and she's just wanting to do it all herself and he doesn't shut the fuck up about being intimate intimate intimate so much so that he like needs to talk to a guy so he brings over like the blind leading the blind Jesse who I hate and he's like yeah I mean it's important like normalize not having sex three months after you had a baby like I just can't and the show was Very upsetting to me.

33:13Jackie Oshry:Like so much so that I actually had to turn it off.

33:16Claudia Oshry:Yeah, apparently like the Danny and Nia stuff is really bad. It's bad. And you know she moved to Santa Clara. She moved to Santa Clara. Of course she did because she's a queen. She's a queen for that. She puts out too much.

33:28Jackie Oshry:I will not be watching it. Like very upsetting. And then like a whole series about Zach moving in with Benji. What's his name? Benji. Yeah, he's still there. You guys, Benji is the original Dino. If you know, you know. I can't believe Benji's still around Jackie don't watch it it was like genuinely one of the most upsetting episodes of television and then like Michelle who I actually love I don't know like because I'm not a part of like the valley constituency so like every time I pop in I'm sorry I always love Michelle and that's just because like she was married to the devil and she survived and you know she's dating Dr.

34:01Jackie Oshry:Dre now and Andy actually asked her about it and I really respected the fact like now I understand more Andy was like are you serious and all the questions were like yeah we're seeing each other yeah we're serious has he met your daughter no and she was saying that Aaron the guy she was dating last season like broke up with her yeah he literally just broke up with her out of the blue she was like I've literally never been broken up with that was shocked like it was almost funny like I was shocked and she was so upset because she had to explain to Isabel like that this guy is not coming around and so I think she takes it really seriously introducing someone to her daughter which makes me respect her a lot because now Jesse's bringing around his crazy new girlfriend and like the girlfriend has to be with Isabella like so I just want to say I don't know what the

34:38Claudia Oshry:fans think but like michelle's my queen sorry yeah i feel like it's split sometimes and i feel like it's just a season dependent how is lala oh she's like very much a supportive character like she's

34:49Jackie Oshry:not there yet um but i like her she like spits facts and um janet is on ozempic like she looks so good did she say that or you just know that well it's obvious because then zach like they obviously he's in his apartment with benji like shooting up ozempic because he also lost a lot He's like at least I'm being honest Like kind of digging at Janet Oh cool Whatever Janet looks great Like the best she's ever looked Cool Zach Yeah like I cannot watch a show It's bad for my mental health I agree And I also think it makes LA look terrible

35:20Claudia Oshry:Oh interesting

35:20Jackie Oshry:Like these are all wildly successful people Who like live in the ugliest houses Like it's just I just feel like I don't know It makes LA look very unattractive to me

35:31Claudia Oshry:That's hysterical so that's your pregnancy news of the day huge our next story Taylor

35:40Jackie Oshry:and it's like the people in the valley probably like have more successful maybe at the time because it's like it's supposed to be like secret lives of Mormon wives and they all live in like pargy houses with like so much land and when the show started they probably had less money than the people on the valley and like the people on the valley like their houses are just like like you're saying Utah living looks better they're like two million dollar shacks it's crazy

36:03Jackie Oshry:yeah whereas like you know the utah women are living like in 500 000 homes with three acres yeah and then they go to the park with like all the mountains behind them correct and they go to

36:12Claudia Oshry:the park like with you know needles and that's your real estate news our next story taylor swift's road island mansion uh was bust bustling and bussin this weekend um people thought she was having a bachelorette party there was like 10 set up right by her house um it looked like a wedding

36:31Jackie Oshry:i think the first like a couple of hours people thought it might have been the wedding but then travis was spotted like at nascar across the country yeah people were like taking pictures

36:38Claudia Oshry:of the guests and it was like i didn't think it was the wedding because like there was no one famous and it wasn't like the we would know it wasn't the outfits you would wear to taylor and travis's wedding um but there was lots of buzz at her house also a bunch of her friends like came to her house i think she did her bachelorette party this weekend so the assumption is that

36:56Jackie Oshry:this weekend was both the bachelor and bachelorette parties for travis and taylor because travis was like at nascar with patrick mahomes like he went to this club the birdcage or whatever um and then she i think was in rhode island they tented the backyard um also reporters saying that like lively was invited to the wedding and i just want to say i really hope so i hope so

37:15Claudia Oshry:too that would be because like maybe they totally cooled off but not to the point of like not speaking. Right.

37:22Jackie Oshry:Like maybe she's not a maid of honor. She would have been at one point. Maybe now she's just a guest. Yeah. I hope so as well. That's a fun thing we have during the summer. I feel like summertime is kind of hard for pop culture. Like nothing goes on. Everybody's on vacation in the south of France except for us. And Taylor being married, getting married is going to be like a huge two weeks for us. Thank God. Yeah.

37:40Claudia Oshry:I'm excited. And I hope we see stuff from the bachelorette party. Yeah. Like is this going to get shared? I don't know. Probably eventually some polaroids they'll throw at us some scraps a polaroid some scraps speaking of someone who is probably at the bachelorette party what story is this this is story number let me speak of someone and then i won't be ready to continue speaking you know what i mean just just go ad break after this story okay okay timothy chalamet and selena gomez will be starring in a new animated alien movie called not alone from illumination so timothy chalamet and selena are teaming up on a new animated film from illumination they did despicable me and super mario brothers um yeah i now i follow timothy on instagram me too and he's posted a movie movie announcement tomorrow like okay kylie with the countdown with a little rocket and i was like interstellar sequel no he's doing animated film called not alone i just feel like i guess we just came off oscar

38:41Jackie Oshry:season so like the movies he's going to be doing for the next few months are like more low stakes because the Oscars ones come out at the end of the year.

38:50Claudia Oshry:Happy for Timothy. He's, you know, a great actor, allegedly, because I've not really seen him in a lot. But, like, Selena. I just feel like animated movies, they should really be used as an opportunity to, like, give back. You know, because I feel like a lot of people can do, like, the voice work. And so why not, like, uplift someone who needs the money?

39:09Jackie Oshry:It's so true. I guess, like, having the celebrity names does acquire, like, new people to come see it.

39:15Claudia Oshry:ish like kids don't care kids don't know who it's timothy chalamet is there are people who are like

39:21Jackie Oshry:classically trained voice actors and actually a friend of mine is like a full-time voice actress and yeah it's like a skill i feel that it should be more of a philanthropic like pillar of the

39:30Claudia Oshry:hollywood community like not to be a communist but like you have enough money and fame we like low-key have commie energy sometimes don't you find i do fine but you know what i mean like okay great give them 20 million dollars that's not the take i thought you were gonna have here

39:47Jackie Oshry:well i think the take was that like i just can't wait for like the insufferable sub tweets about kylie from selena gomez you know because like what's the history there kylie's kylie's best

39:57Claudia Oshry:friend and don't forget at the golden globes when selena was whispering to taylor and it seemed like she was just like but we don't know that like that was just speculation when i say like don't give them 20 million dollars i'm not talking about timothy because like i'm happy he needs to buy kylie presents he should be in this movie yeah but like i and maybe a larger statement maybe i'm just trying to come up with a reason why i don't want selena gomez in the movie yeah um and now

40:22Jackie Oshry:that i think about it like it will be weird because kylie and hailey are like hardcore ride or die like sister best friends it will and i know selena's gonna start stuff because she's definitely in like one of her low-key crazy eras and sometimes she takes breaks and she was talking

40:35Claudia Oshry:shit about Kylie with Timothy to Taylor at the Golden Globes. Selena and Timothy have worked together before.

40:40Jackie Oshry:They were in that New York Woody Allen movie that was actually really good. It was really good. What was it called? Monday in New York. Rainy day in New York. It's a rainy day in New York. Yeah. So these two have history, but like not looking forward to the press tour. But maybe I am looking forward, you know? Yeah, maybe. I just like. I just could see like I can't wait for like Selena's Instagram story about the mean girls of Hollywood, you know? Totally.

41:05Claudia Oshry:I'm ready for it. I'm ready.

41:07Jackie Oshry:Yeah, she's been quiet. Yeah, we could use a little injection. That's not what I thought he was going to be announcing. When I followed his Instagram and I saw the story yesterday, I was like, oh, I guess I'm now like a Timothee Chalamet follower. I had followed for the Knicks, but like, sure. And now I'm like one of his constituents just like waiting for his announcement.

41:25Claudia Oshry:Yeah, also, like I do think this movie is going to be in my life because it's about like a rocket ship going to space, aliens, etc. But it's not Pixar? No, Illumination. You know, Illumination. Minions.

41:40Jackie Oshry:Oh, Minions. I don't, like, that's a missed part of my. Despicable Me and Super Mario Brothers. Like, Illumination is up there. Legit.

41:46Claudia Oshry:I heard that the new Toy Story is amazing. Have you seen it? No, we were going to go this weekend, but it didn't work out. So we'll go at some point. Maybe we'll go in the Hamptons if you want to come.

41:54Jackie Oshry:Oh, I would love that. I heard it's so good. Like, it's very emotional. And it's, like, sort of, I saw, like, a bunch of mamas, like, crunchy mamas on TikTok. talk like walking out of the theater knowing my kid never had an ipad i think it really paints the

42:06Claudia Oshry:ipad out to be the devil of course it does much like camper and counselor which i think they did steal sort of the message but it's fine um but like is it does it harp on the ipad like i don't want to be like now like talking about ipads you know what i mean oh right right right right no i actually i might focus a little bit on the ipad you know what i mean that's a major figure in the story but maybe it will make the ipad a bit like a bad guy so yeah maybe that's good i don't know i need a cook granny the cook jackie's kids call the ipad granny the cook i have no idea the ipad case like the like the big stupid blue thing with a strap on it

42:44Claudia Oshry:okay like granny the cook and it's like i don't just called it like one time and i was like granny the cook and like i'm the one who's making it live on they are endlessly inspiring like which granny the cook do you want for their pain which what that's funny

43:05Jackie Oshry:granny the cook granny the cook one of the greats makes no sense yeah um also say i'm gonna be

43:15Claudia Oshry:watching this movie and like i'm so i'm watching selena govins and like that's why i'm a communist oh wow okay so you can say that like communism is born of hatred

43:27Jackie Oshry:i would say so so that's what are we even talking about that's what i'm experiencing here

43:32Claudia Oshry:i became a communist it's her communist origin story yes due to my hatred like my hatred made me a communist because i'm looking for any sort of excuse because i can't just admit my feelings of course and that's communism kids okay enjoy your ipad are you ready for our next story that

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48:12Claudia Oshry:Our fifth and final story you're going to love. It's a TPN, Toast Passion News, because you probably haven't heard it. You probably haven't heard it. Argentina is asking the U.S. to block 13 ,000 parents from World Cup matches. So Argentina has reportedly provided the United States with a list of 13 ,000 parents requesting that they be barred from attending FIFA World Cup. The mayor of Buenos Aires said that these fathers have failed to make child support payments owed to their children. Obsessed! Those who fail to meet a responsibility as fundamental as feeding their children must face the consequences.

48:48Claudia Oshry:If they do not provide for their children, they will not be allowed in the stadium. And what, did they oblige the Americans? It's unclear. It is unclear, but they have the list.

48:58Jackie Oshry:I'm actually, first of all, I'm obsessed with this. And also, I've been wanting to talk about the World Cup, so I want to thank you for that. There's two things going on in the World Cup that I'm obsessed with. I don't know if you're following Curacao. No, I'm not following. So Curacao, like, qualifying for the World Cup is, like, the biggest deal ever. And they scored a goal. They lost to Germany, but they scored a goal. It's, like, the first time they've ever made the World Cup. It was the first goal scored. They, like, have no budget. They arrived on this, like, actually, like, windowless bus.

49:22Jackie Oshry:Like, and it was so emotional. They lost to Germany, like by a lot, but they scored a goal. And it was like this insanely, and I was reading like the Testament, like they were like, you don't understand. Our population could fit in this stadium. It's like the biggest deal, the biggest thing to ever happen to Curacao. They're like on the map now, you know, like it was so sweet. I wish you could see the video of them like pulling up and they're like, they had a school bus that was like painted in Curacao colors. And they're all just like looking out the window in awe. Like it can make me cry. It is the most cutest thing ever.

49:50Jackie Oshry:they're out but like still it was a beautiful moment like really beautiful the other thing it's like i can't even keep up with the world cup but like america is like in it in it they won they beat australia or austria i can't remember which one because it said a us um i think it was australia it was a really big deal and they're like still in it and so i think i'm gonna start following it because i thought like who's playing everyone it is yeah oh there's a guy there's a guy hold on that's like everyone's obsessive they beat australia two and oh no leonel is not american oh right he plays for argentina who's like the soccer star and he's oh it's actually

50:29Claudia Oshry:for inter miami so

50:34Jackie Oshry:so so there is a guy i think one of the american players is nigerian but the only reason he's playing on the american team is because when his mother was pregnant she took a trip to america and wasn't allowed to fly back so he's was born in america what's his name i seriously have no idea i like need messi's from argentina yeah that's what i said oh sorry

50:59Claudia Oshry:i wasn't listening i actually i only know that i'm starting to get we read a golden book about messi last night so i actually know his whole life story it was actually amazing he won the world cup for argentina at the age of 38 i remember that because i remember franklin like

51:13Jackie Oshry:Being really excited about it because she's Argentina.

51:15Claudia Oshry:I remember the World Cup and like I didn't care which team won, but I knew that like Messi winning for Argentina like would be a big deal. And now he plays for Inter-Miami.

51:25Jackie Oshry:I'm glad I'm having this like recognition because like it's happening right now. And I think I want to like start following it a little bit. Even though I'm sorry, soccer is so boring. The games are so long.

51:34Claudia Oshry:Yeah. It's like hockey. Most of the time nothing happens until it does. Yeah. And I feel like it's like more fun to watch live and not on TV. Not every sport's like that. Oh, you mean in person? Yeah, like hockey, like you can barely see the puck on TV. Like I just feel like it's more about the experience.

51:49Jackie Oshry:And then the golf US Open was yesterday. Some random guy won. Wyndham Clark. Not so random if you watch Full Swing.

51:54Claudia Oshry:Oh, you know him? If you watch Full Swing. Yeah, he's not like Scotty Scheffler, Tiger Woods, or McElroy. No, but it's like it's major to win your first major. Or maybe it's a second major. It's not his first because Ben said he's won something before. He won something once before and it was random. And now he's not random because he won a major. And now he's won two. Good for him. Yeah, I did just see that. looking forward to seeing what it meant to him next year on Full Swing.

52:15Jackie Oshry:And because I'm like actively on Peacock because of Love Island and I'm no longer watching the Valley, I think I actually will be able to make space for FIFA World Cup.

52:23Claudia Oshry:Oh, great.

52:25Jackie Oshry:But like, how do you guys know like what's going on? No, and like. Like, where do you find the schedule? Like, how do I get? I'd like to get involved. Can you tell me how?

52:32Claudia Oshry:There's games everywhere. Like LA.

52:33Jackie Oshry:Yeah, I don't get it.

52:35Claudia Oshry:MetLife. I should have gone to France versus Senegal. And Mexico City. and I was invited to a match in Miami. Yeah. So are the teams like flying? That's like enormously inconvenient. I know. And it's like North America is hosting. So are there Canadian games? Oh, because I was saying Mexico City. I thought it was an American thing. North America. Last I heard. I don't know.

52:57Jackie Oshry:Interesting.

52:58Claudia Oshry:But there's definitely stuff going on in Mexico. Sly. Soccer's huge in Mexico. It is. Sorry, football. Well, those are the fast-sized stories. you absolutely needed to know them. And I just, I think more real world consequences for men who don't pay child support is something that we - We should all be endorsing. Like you can't go to the concert. You didn't pay child support. Like the way you used to need like a vaccine card. You need a child support card. I paid my child support card. 1 ,000%. I'm going to a restaurant.

53:28Jackie Oshry:I paid my child support. I feel like consequences is a great segue into Love Island because I felt like last night's episode was very gratifying because you saw like the real life consequences of the poor choices everyone in the villa has been making like the fact that any of these women for one second believed that any of these guys were going to stay loyal to them yeah it was nice to see like because we've watched you all be so dumb that it's nice to now in real time and i don't think this has ever happened where they get to watch like a live view of casa more right it's never i think it really highlights to production like desperately needing to shake things up and like break up every single couple

54:11Claudia Oshry:every single couple right now is broken up in my mind because even if someone comes back from

54:16Jackie Oshry:casa more and like doesn't choose that girl their girl at home is not going to want them yes and and they all acted like animals now they're going to explore and i think like historically

54:28Claudia Oshry:like the girls don't really explore in casa more when they have something you know because women are just like more loyal and lovely um and so they needed to be shaken be angry see what's going on to really pursue and they're getting 12 men in their casa more so that they can actually try and meet new people because they're also stuck and playing it safe in these horrible couplings that are either toxic or boring and fake safe fake yeah so casey and anaya at this point are

54:56Jackie Oshry:a complete shell company like it's a fake ass couple so i have actually had no problem with how he acted at Casa Amor. Like he's been saying, I don't know how many times he can say it that he wants to explore. There's just nobody to explore. There's just nobody. He chickened out on the one girl he was going to explore with. And so we say, now he's committed to exploring, but it's like with whom? Right. Now, so I have actually no problem with him. And I'm sorry, like Anaya really has no ground to stand on. All they do is fight. They're in a fake ass couple. They haven't like been kissing at night for quite some time.

55:26Jackie Oshry:So I have no problem with him. I think the most shocking, I think at first, like, so I thought if there was ever, I actually like do kind of believe in sincere and Melanie now.

55:36Claudia Oshry:So here's what sincere is going to come back to Melanie one. Cause nobody in Casa more wants him. Like the girls, they were not interested in him. No one came in and said, sincere looks better in real life. I think, I don't think he's the most handsome one there. And I think they've seen the show and nobody's interested. No.

55:51Jackie Oshry:And the fact that all these girls were fighting over him, like it was actually confusing. Cause soul and Melanie are both like insane looking women and he's not.

55:59Claudia Oshry:So no one's really going to be there to tempt him. And two, I think he really does like Melanie. And I think also a lot of these couples really like using people to fuel their toxic relationship. The way that Sincere and Melanie use soul. Use soul. She was just a pawn in getting them to get more into each other. She was never going to say it was a way to make Melanie jealous, bring her back. I think that Zach and Kata were just doing that with Caleb. Caleb was never going to Caleb. I think that she thought Zach's appropriate reaction would have been, oh, I don't want you to explore. But I understand.

56:30Claudia Oshry:let's close off of course instead it was I don't want you to explore so I'm going to go talk to

56:37Jackie Oshry:your best friend so I feel that Kada is so blinded by her like for Zach and up until last night like so many of his red flags I could see how she may be like you know they went unnoticed because just as viewers were eagle-eyed but that whole evening where and then the next morning he didn't make her breakfast like jail he is so immature he is so jealous he's so controlling and I think she's like forgotten who she is because she was a bombshell and she is definitely top three prettiest girl in the whole villa even with the new girls like she's insane looking and she gets like strung along by this guy and i really hope she stops liking him after because i thought maybe he would stay loyal he was just as bad they were all like barking at each other the thing is the reason he

57:16Claudia Oshry:didn't close off is for this exact reason because if he had said to kata like okay don't talk to caleb i want to close off she would have been that's what she wanted to hear so happy she's only talking to Caleb because Zach literally won't close off with her and then if he went to Casa like he wouldn't be able to have all this fun so he might still choose Kate at the end especially because nobody seemed like zeroed in on him a couple of the girls were zeroed in on Bryce Casey

57:41Jackie Oshry:Corbin Corbin Caleb just like fucks with everyone like that's what everyone's saying about him he's

57:45Claudia Oshry:like he's kind of the new Gabriel he's like very freaky Corbin that's what I said you said Caleb but they have the same name and it's very confusing they have the same like when you write in the chat Caleb did this I'm like wait why did Corbett do that yeah no Corbett is just

57:58Jackie Oshry:like kind of freaky I think he likes everyone and everyone likes him like he's very happy-go-lucky it was a terrible episode for Kenzie because while she was in it for three seconds the three seconds that she was in it for it did more damage than anyone has ever done in three seconds of reality tv fuck you with the splits big time loser energy like that was actually I feel like people overuse the phrase secondhand embarrassment like you just if you're saying cringe I felt deep secondhand shame when I was watching that sequence like her being so mad screaming fuck you and then like Kata's doing it to like two big losers and then Kata walks away and Kenzie's not done she humps the ground and splits down I actually need her to go home after that like she should

58:41Claudia Oshry:actually be in Fijian jail for that okay yeah well I think she's having a really hard time because she is here for the heart rate challenge and her splits and she was she was made for this moment she was like so ready and so for the correct to be ripped out from under her and i don't even think the girls are going to get to do their thing no of course not the fact it seems as though in casa more the way they're going to be you know you get into a couple in casa more like who yeah it's going to be based on their heart rate in the challenge oh cute they really

59:16Jackie Oshry:slayed by telling the audience that there was going to be a tv so we know the girls don't know they're getting dressed they're practicing the splits they come down they see a big box with a bow they think the boys are inside and we know the experience of knowing like was actually joyful like

59:39Claudia Oshry:But also the experience, if we had had their experience of not knowing. Awful. Like, it also would have been a good experience to be completely shocked that the boys are gone. There's no heart rate challenge. It's cost them more. Here you go. Sure, sure. I found it more gratifying. No matter how you present it, it's amazing. It was beautiful. Because it was an amazing concept.

59:59Jackie Oshry:Now, the episode was an hour and 16 minutes. And I would argue that, like, a whole hour of it was watching the back-to-back heart rate challenges. The girls dancing on the guys. it was a lot and it was so unsexy and it was so disgusting i saw a tweet that was like being a casa amor bombshell is one step above prostitution like and when one of the girls was like i'm a nanny i i actually died and i put it on my instagram and i feel like people are so like intent on misunderstanding me because they were like what's wrong with being a nanny and i'm like that's not what you meant there's nothing wrong with it as long as you're not a part-time prostitute like there's imagine you see your child care provider on tv and a thong dry humping and getting french fried that would whatever the fuck that would be like being a teacher and being a casa yes yes yes it my jaw hit the floor i think that was tiara i actually really liked her too i like her too are insanely pretty but her nanny career is over now oh but

1:01:05Claudia Oshry:Now she's going to have an influencer career. She just shouldn't have told her she was a nanny.

1:01:09Jackie Oshry:It was just like very inappropriate.

1:01:12Claudia Oshry:Yeah. No, coming on there in that way, like you have to have extreme confidence and sexuality and prowess, you know? It was like being at a strip club. Yeah, but they're not strippers. Like they're just girls. Right. They're nannies. There's students. There's students.

1:01:28Jackie Oshry:It was also very, very homoerotic. the way that they would be like making out with a girl and like high-fiving each other, holding hands, looking at each other like at the same time. When they were back in the bedroom like practicing on each other. I'm sure you've seen that clip that's gone viral of Caleb grabbing Zach.

1:01:43Claudia Oshry:The whole season is so more erotic and the producers are loving that. I think they think they're producing like Heated Rivalry or something. Yes.

1:01:50Jackie Oshry:Heated Island. Yeah. There was, I feel like if I was an alien and I came and watched that 30-minute double back-to-back heart rate challenge, like, not to be like morality police but like it was disgusting and it was really upsetting like like these are who were watching do you know what i mean like these are our celebrities like they're

1:02:17Claudia Oshry:it was disgusting yeah honestly to me like it wasn't any different than what we're always watching on the show the bed challenge was really i was just really excited to like see new faces the girls look like super cute and pretty and like i just hate the villagers so much so much really really i do and when they were screaming fuck you and like you see the girls faces and they hear and their faces just falling like you guys look like the world's biggest assholes losers i do not know how anybody there like i feel like a lot of the fans i couldn't disagree more with like the love island fan base but that's like the voting public and like they'll have their way and they'll choose who wins the season or whatever the love island fan base is very young

1:02:53Jackie Oshry:Yeah. It's like a really Gen Z show.

1:02:56Claudia Oshry:They, like, love the four girls. They, like. Do they? Oh, my God. Not me. Like, love, iconic. I actually can't imagine a bigger group of losers. No, me neither. And, like, as couples, they all stink. Each one individually.

1:03:10Jackie Oshry:I feel conflicted because I would love for the result of Casa Moore to be as many OG villagers go home. Like, they are not good TV. But then it's like we're only halfway through the season. So we're really not going to get like big, meaningful couples or like, because we're just basically starting over in an ideal world. You never know.

1:03:29Claudia Oshry:I need everyone to go home. Yeah. I want, I like these girls. I need these girls to meet the new guys because the guys need to. Right. That's what I'm saying. A new cast. Yeah. No, I think they've, they've brought in a new cast, Claudia. They've brought in 18 people. Yeah. 12 guys, six girls.

1:03:45Jackie Oshry:Good. I feel like they, if you could tell how badly the season is going based on what happened last night. Yes.

1:03:51Claudia Oshry:yes you can you could smell that like the producers were like okay we need to shake

1:03:55Jackie Oshry:rattle the cage and all of our critiques of the show I feel are um completely fixed in Love Island UK like I actually need I think after this season if things don't turn around like I think I'll just be switching permanently apparently it's like really cute and like they kiss a little bit in challenges but like kissing someone's a big deal yeah and they go on dates and they have like 10 bombshells every day one date there's not been one date they have a ton of bombshells and the The bombshells aren't the villains. Like, they're just castmates.

1:04:21Claudia Oshry:Yeah. Like, the way that they treated Sol and Jen was insane. And why did we have no bombshells before Casa Amor? We literally had Sol, Jen, Caleb, Kada, and Gabriel.

1:04:31Jackie Oshry:And Kada and Gabriel came on, like, day one.

1:04:33Claudia Oshry:So I don't even consider them. We had five bombshells in three weeks. And now we have Casa Amor. That makes no sense. We've had no dates. I also feel like Casa Amor is early because they needed. They had to push things up. They needed. Like, but that's just, like, you guys are doing a bad job. I think every single like obviously soul I mean Melanie and sincere are toxic I actually hate to see them on my screen now kissing as a couple they make me sick what they did to soul they just used her as a pun I feel sick I don't want to see you go be happy stay in love I don't care I'm sick from it okay I'll never get over it an eye and Casey shell company shell company incorporated Trinity and Bryce I have hope for but then every single time she talks about their relationship she says the same thing in the beginning i didn't know if but every day we get stronger okay like it's been three weeks are you guys a couple yet or no or just talk about in the beginning how he's not your type and blah blah blah blah nothing's changed tonight she's talking like that like when does the couple start yeah right and who's the fourth couple uh problem riddled with issues riddled with issues i hate him kenzie and corbin were never real they

1:05:43Jackie Oshry:were lustful even though she thinks they were oh my god oh and i don't know if you know like kenzie is actually getting so much hate and i have to say i i do think that the gen z like there it's a chronically online gen z fan base which is always going to make for like real disaster but i do think they're really onto something with kenzie she's been accused of like having a black scent while speaking with corbin and like when she was between corbin and caleb the way she talked and the things that she said were so different and you know what let me tell you people are 100 percent right she's actually insane the way she talks to caleb send me corbin corbin corbin send me clips like when they were having the conversation about being lustful i don't want to do it because

1:06:20Claudia Oshry:like don't do it just send me clips next time you see it i never saw that now that i put you onto it

1:06:24Jackie Oshry:like when she talks to the girls when she talks to anyone when she talks to corbin she's insane that's so interesting because when i saw it i was like oh you know the fan base can be very like and they're so mean to soul like they are just kind of crazy but you know what unfortunately they ate down with that they're 100 % right I'll keep an eye out yeah code switching as a kid say

1:06:44Claudia Oshry:well I'm very excited for tonight like so excited to see these new girls they're beautiful I just I love them all they are I'm wishing them the best on their journey I know and I feel like they all

1:06:55Jackie Oshry:came in with like and I think that production sort of is like being heavy-handed I think there's a girl for Zach there's a girl for Bryce there's a girl for Casey like everyone's getting challenged

1:07:04Claudia Oshry:challenged yeah and i think a lot of i think casey will obviously break rank come back with

1:07:09Jackie Oshry:someone new tiara i think is his girl yeah i don't know if bryce will i don't know if bryce will either only because like he's so unsexy and like he didn't raise any heart rates in that challenge and i think that it's sort of going to be like a net net zero i think he might i think a

1:07:27Claudia Oshry:girl might like him because he has a good personality alana liked him but she's already home oh without alana he might not stand a chance yeah um i think that zach is going to explore and but he's going to come back to kata because like that's what he likes to do is but who knows what the girls are going to do i just i would just love for kata to like commit to someone else she's like how is she going to like someone else in two days the amount that she likes back in three weeks when one of them said you're when anaya said you're going to throw away what we've had for three weeks

1:07:58Jackie Oshry:she's so unserious and then she was like oh it's over like i'm about to go wild on these guys and we're like okay sure sure you are sure yeah or she's like it's just such an uncool group of girls and it's and it's such a legitimately like evil loser group of guys no and like when malady's like fuck it let's go make a fucking grilled cheese fuck fuck fuck like every other word was fuck fuck these fucking guys let's fucking go make a fucking grilled cheese cool and then Mackenzie's over there. Kenzie doing the splits with her fingers in the air.

1:08:28Claudia Oshry:Lou, who, who, who's our island? Someone out there, please remind me for weenie of the week.

1:08:35Jackie Oshry:Oh, yeah. Please remind me, okay? There's not a queenie to be found on this island.

1:08:41Claudia Oshry:Ian. Ian, that's my queen right there. He makes me laugh. That's my queen right there. I actually feel sorry for him that he has to watch his show. Me too.

1:08:49Jackie Oshry:But he also does UK, so at least he has like that joy in his life.

1:08:52Claudia Oshry:Yeah, it's true.

1:08:54Jackie Oshry:that's our Love Island recap that's our show thank you guys so much for listening to the Toastlandland Morning Show where we deliver the fast-sized stories you need to know every Monday through Friday and YouTube so if you're watching this on YouTube please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as podcast network podcasting found on Spotify and Stitcher and public radio I already cast all the places where you can visit a podcast my name is I'm Emily Talent WBR hope you guys have an amazing day and we will see you tomorrow

1:09:11Claudia Oshry:love ya bye