Love is Buffering: Tuesday, October 7th, 2025

0:03good morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your host it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swir It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. Hey, Jax. How you dern? Dern good. Happy Tuesday to you, la turd. To you and all who celebrate. To all who celebrate Tuesdays, which I think is everyone. It's a pretty inoffensive day. Made it through Monday. Dancing with the stars tonight. We'll take it. Oh, that's true. I forgot that Tuesdays are now my new favorite day. Yeah, they're now lit up by the stars.

0:48You're looking like a sad beige pregnant woman. so chic. Well, I thank you very much wearing my favorite gap maternity set that I now have in three colors and I don't know how I lived before it. Oh, you know, what's wrong? What ails you? What isn't wrong? You know, what doesn't ail you? Oh, I'm just like picking up my life and moving across the country because my husband asked me to. I'm literally the most amazing wife ever. It's insane. I feel sick. Well, ain't that the truth. Shout out to the wives. Literally. um how was your big event last night big business woman things thank you for bringing that up so yesterday I had the busiest day of my life and I decided to vlog it just so you know make it harder and more busy and it's already up on the patreon so a day in my life you know and it's important to remember whenever you're watching someone's day in the life vlog like they're choosing the best date of log um I think that all the time when I see people being like spend the morning with me and it's like well you clearly just like had a busy morning I know you lay around most of the time anyway.

1:46And I do. Obviously, that's what you did. But like the fact that you're sharing that with us is why you're not like other creators. And I said in the vlog a thousand times, like no days are like this, because if you watch the vlog, you're like, when does this bitch see her kid? Like I was so busy. Let me tell you, I spent all day every day with my kid. I yesterday just like had the busiest day. So I've logged it. Right. Not all days are like that. Like I mostly do the toast and mother you know that's most of my my days and lock not like other creators acting like this is every day doing a panel crushing it i spoke at an event i don't want to spoil the vlog so it's on patreon.com slash a toast right now um but there was it was kind of a star-studded panel i was sandwiched between a snapchat panel hosted by snapchat featuring jeremiah and nick from love island then it was me ben and michael bostic talking about the business of podcasting and then right after me was right right after me was kevin bacon keira sedgwick's husband so i got to the green room and like nick and jeremiah were leaving and i was like i don't want to spoil the vlog but we did have an interaction they are in my vlog which i appreciated and then when i got back from my panel sweating my ass off who's sitting on the couch next to my purse sir kevin bacon so it was really just like a star-studded afternoon like i said none of my days are like this it was a special day I also walked through a little bit like my pumping feeding schedule because I get a lot of questions about that um the toast scheduling so feel free to check that out I'm excited to watch it I haven't had a chance yet and it's on my content plate and I knew I was gonna vlog it when I found out that Olivia was gonna be in so I spoke at this like big conference called advertising week that Olivia happened to be at just like she is for her own week for her own you know work and once I knew she was gonna be in town I knew I had to vlog it because something about Olivia like people just like they didn't even want to see me they wanted they were like the comments more Olivia.

3:39Did we get bits and bobs from the panel? You did get bits and bobs from the panel because my social media manager Satchel was also at the conference. She showed up to support her sister. Can you guys believe three sisters were together? I wasn't there. I had I mean if you had asked me I guess I could have pieced together that my sisters were going to be together and I wasn't going to be there but when I saw a picture of the three of you guys I was genuinely shocked. I was like am I in this picture? No. Why? So to be To be clear, I had no idea Sachi was coming. That was a surprise. Olivia got like an extra lanyard and gave it to her.

4:05Oh, they surprised you with Sachi? Yeah, it was a surprise Sachi. Okay. I didn't know she was going to be there, but yeah, she also does advertising things. So all three sisters ended up together. And I was just like, how am I not there? But then I looked down at my belly. Imagine how I felt when the three of you. No, like I felt like actually, oh, okay, of course I'm not there. Like how could I possibly be there? Imagine how I felt when the three of you went to Rascal Flatts. it's a really weird feeling to see your three sisters together it is and you're not there it's disgusting I don't experience that often because I really try to like be at everything right right show up for one another I do not like this feeling I don't know how other sisters do it it's terrible it's really but at least like I literally physically couldn't go and I was invited to speak on the panel I just like yeah yeah um I was supposed to be in the video she was supposed to be in the video to be clear like the original panel was Jackie, Ben and Claudia and Jackie, of course, could not come.

5:01And the advertising week folk were extremely understanding. Right. Right. So at least I don't have to feel like left out entirely. I was supposed to be in the video. That's how I felt watching Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon last night. Like I literally was supposed to be in the video. Oh my gosh. I forgot that you could have been in the video. Yeah. I had tickets to see Taylor and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't go. I don't want to talk about it. Well, we are going to talk about Taylor. At least I met Nick from Love Island. We are going to talk about Taylor. at least met jeremiah like you're being so soft on nick like i can't with you okay because you know i've actually been very hard on nick i've always liked jeremiah i was kind of a jeremiah defender during the season and then to run into nick whom i've actually been very hard on on this show let me tell you i understand like everything differently now first of all he was so tall so handsome so lovely i'm sure he was and to be clear they had did you see a scruple in sight they had no idea who i was sometimes like you could tell somebody's like oh she has a big podcast like somebody tells somebody yeah yeah yeah like whispers in your ear and that's why i know people are being nice to me um because other than that i'm just like this short girl i'm very like easy to dismiss if you don't know that i have like this huge podcast and it happens to me a lot and nick i can tell you for certain like he had no idea what i was i think he thought maybe i was like someone's assistant you know but he treated everyone with kindness is what you're saying oh my god he could not have been more lovely but honestly both of them it's just not right what he did to Sierra.

6:22I agree. It's just not right. Jackie, I'm holding space for two truths. He just didn't give off the vibes of like someone who would do that to Sierra. Honestly, like I'm not doubting. I'm just saying. Okay. I think that's useful information. Yeah. And I'll add it to his file in my brain. Leave a note. But it won't take out the other pages in the file. Okay. I'm not asking you to burn the file. Don't worry. The file remains intact. But I'll take it into consideration next time I talk about him. He was nice to my sister. And my other sisters. All my sisters that were there except for me. Olivia and Margot.

7:01Like don't watch Love Island. Like they did not give a fuck. You know. Understood. They were too cool for school. They are so cool. How are our sisters? Our sisters are really good. Actually I saw Olivia this morning as well. Because she's in town. We're just trying to spend like as much time together as possible. Yeah. She came over. She's amazing. You know. She's just like being Olivia. Which. Rub it in. I imagine is a wonderful thing to be. I imagine as well. Well, job well done. Charlie, good job. We are going to talk about Taylor on Fallon. Sorry. It's okay. You also finally caught up on Love is Blind.

7:36So we have a fifth and final story into TV recap where we can like really talk. I need to talk to you about like this crazy band. What is going on in Denver? You guys, they need help. What is going on at Netflix? Like they've gotten so soft. Just like letting everyone leave and not following up. Hello. That too. But like, no, someone needs to check on these Coloradans. Like I feel like they sort of do their own thing over there in Colorado and no one really worries about them. But I'm officially worried about the entire state. Love is Blind always ends up being like a referendum on the city in which it's filmed.

8:09It tells you a lot about like the young people who live there, the dating scene and just like the overall well-being of those who lived here. And I feel like when we saw people like in Chicago the first season, I feel like it made the people of Chicago look really good. Like they all had jobs. Like they all were normal. Everyone on the show was a loser. Like you can't think about that. I'm sorry. The first season of Atlanta was not loser. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, sorry. I was thinking first season was Chicago. No, it was Atlanta. Chicago was like shame and. Losers. Yes. I mean. Atlanta. Georgia. Pacific Northwest was not a good look for those people.

8:48It was not. I thought North Carolina was a good look for them. I agree. Jimmy and Chelsea season, there was a lot of good people, normal sound of mine people that came out of that season. Let me ask the group something. Am I the only one who constantly thinks about Jimmy and Jess and how, like, I think history would be different if he had chosen Jess? Like, when I watch this season of Love is Mine, I'm like, Jimmy should have chosen Jess. Yeah, no, I do think about them a lot, but not nearly as much as you do. I know you think about them all the time. Especially when I'm watching the show, I'm like, Jimmy should have chosen Jess.

9:16They would have been so happy. So having said that, I think that this group of people are representing Colorado extremely poorly. Because sometimes you look like, I think that the Pacific Northwest people were kind of weird and off. But I do think that they seemed like the Elka PNW, which I wasn't shocked to see that. I was like, okay, here we go. We're going to get PNW. The Chicago people were like losers. And this group of people is crazy. No, unwell. They are crazy people. They're an unwell group of people. Like I've never felt like we need to check in on a state after watching a season of Love and Spine.

9:49I'm just like, oh, that was a bad season. It honestly like doesn't bode well for the legalization of marijuana because that's like Colorado's thing. Right. And it's like, look at these people. They're fucking crazy. No, a hundred percent. I didn't watch. And they're so honestly, it's so classic. Like they're so flaky. Everyone's just like not showing up. No. And then when you get to the scene in the honeymoon of Joe and his, I won't say her name because I can't remember his choice. I do. It's an avenue here in New York. But I'm not going to say it because in case you didn't get there yet. Okay.

10:21Yeah it's definitely giving substances. Oh yeah. It's giving substances. So we'll do a formal TV recap. That'll be our fifth and final story. And then we also have dear toasters today because it is Tuesday and we would never renege on our commitment to Tuesdays. And our commitment to the toasters that are dear. And our commitment to one another never and to shy guy who's here today it's the stride guy my trip to la is pending like i'm almost there booked studio space i booked a couple of co-hosts i'll give a little teaser right like just some favorites that everybody's excited about yeah especially because they're like kind of down the line yeah and i know they won't cancel on me because they're like my friends of mine you know and they have we have scrupled so they're not like colin from below deck where people could reach out to them and cancel them.

11:08Colin, you know his name? It's Colin coming back to me. This whole time he's been like unnamed below deck, ma 'am. I think it's Colin, but I actually think it might not be. Okay. It's definitely with a C, like Connor. Okay, so I have booked only two people so far, but I just booked this trip two days ago. And mostly because I spoke about him yesterday and I need to discuss like the matter at hand with him. Justin Sylvester. Oh, okay. Great. Love. And actually I thought about booking Fibula who now lives in New York. Like, thanks. That helps me a lot. No, that's perfect. Um, I've also booked straight up with Stassi.

11:42I'm feeling straight up. I love that. I also will of course be having Taylor Strecker on. She is also going to be in Los Angeles, which was like a huge impetus for Ben and I to take this trip. Her and Taylor are also going for like a couple of weeks. So yeah, I'm just like me and my LA friends, you know, love book studio time, book the flights. I got to get like all my affairs in order this week. but let me tell you like I was watching love is blind last night I'm also having like a wife everything in my new house is broken I'm watching love is blind like streaming on my on my new wi-fi I'm watching like a blurry like I actually couldn't pick any of these people out of lineup I've watched the entire season blurry it has been for you oh my god I literally feel like that girl with the degenerative eye disease like I can barely I'm just seeing shapes love is buffering love is buffering that's a funny way to watch it I've seen videos of people who when a new season of Love is Blind come out, they watch the pods and they cover the TV.

12:38They really try to like immerse themselves in the experience. Now could never be me, will never be me. Let me tell you why. Because I love that actually. Like I love the immersive experience of it all. But I'm like watching this show like regretfully. Like, and I'm also watching it with like half an eye, right? I'm just on my phone. I'm doing literally a million other things besides actually watching it. That's why I can't remember anybody's name. That's why the first three couples, like I can't tell you if they're going to make it. I don't really know anything about them. So I couldn't be that committed.

13:09I understand. To a show I literally hate, but refuse to stop watching. Yeah. And that is getting worse. Like, I don't know if they're still doing it now. Maybe the days of your, of Jimmy and Chelsea, maybe they were doing it. Maybe. But we'll talk about it in a TV recap. I just feel like, we've been chasing the high of season one of Love is Blind, like since it came out. I agree. but I think what's your second best season? The Jimmy and Chelsea one is really up there because so many come to mind and like they were, most of the ones that come to mind, like I hate. Yeah. And then Love is Blind UK season one, Freddie.

13:46Of course. We will always have Love is Blind UK season one, Freddie. Freddie put the season on his back. So let's dive in because we do have a lot to do today and we like keep talking about Love is Blind so we'll just like do it in the fifth story. Sounds good. Without further ado, U.DU.DU. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that U.DU need to know. And the Fast Five Stories that U.DU need to know are brought to you by Saks Fifth Avenue. Iconic New York store, iconic website, iconic place to shop. They make it so easy for you to get creative with your personal style and find the best arrivals for fall.

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19:53Like he's seeing his life out there. Like I'm not just going to be like working on my choreo while Travis is like doing. It's like having an existential crisis. Yeah. I just wish he then asked. So what was with the Easter eggs in New Heights? Yes, of course. What was with 47? What was with Sourdough? What was with Shiny Bug Collection? So people are already like pulling their hair out that like their feminist Queen Taylor wrote like a whole album about her man his dick and how she just like wants to have babies and get married and like you know settle down she wanted to girl boss and now she wants to settle down and that's obviously like sending people like through a loop saying she's like trad wifing even though it's just like the evolution of her life and i think them hearing her saying that she's not ever going to do like this big opportunity because of her man like i think that they're not going to be okay although i don't like i could see how that's someone's takeaway right like your man is not letting you but it's actually like a really lovely thing for her to do and say like she couldn't really ever do it while Travis is playing because she's so invested in his career as much as he is in hers it's actually really sweet no and she's invested like in the season and she has to be like completely football agnostic if she's going to be doing the Super Bowl and so what I heard her say with my two ears is that when Travis retires it's an option of course not that like I'm never doing it because my husband doesn't let me out of the house so if that's what you heard that's what some people are taking from it they like to call projection projection now also the most shocking thing about her appearance on fallon and i couldn't put my finger on it at first but she looked so different because she wasn't wearing a red lip which like i hate to like look too much into but like what what would be the reason she's always wearing like a very bright red lip sometimes she goes like a little bit more coral but she's wearing like a full-on nude nude yeah like and she never wears nude here's a theory take it for what you will um you know the blonde hair theory like celebrities go blonde when they've had work done to distract from the fact that they've had work done and by the time they go dark again you don't realize what's changed you think it's just their hair yeah now on graham norton she did look like a little bit like she had a tune-up a little nip and tuck yeah and i think it was more evident there because she was wearing her classic glam yeah nothing had changed yeah and now for this you think oh she looks different because she's not wearing red lip and by the time red comes out you're used to the new face now I'm not saying that's what happened here but that's just a like that's a possibility it's a great theory I just want to say that kudos to you on that theory I wasn't expecting you to answer my question like so perfectly well it's working too because now we're like oh yeah she does look different she looks amazing like she looked like I love the leg the arm the dress but like the tonage yeah it's getting toned I mean she's so you can't do the Ares tour and like not be in like the best shape ever and she's she's so strong yeah she looks like just strong and healthy and you know like her and Travis just like do sprints in the backyard yeah that's really crazy but they also eat good and that's I think like they I mean of course like sourdough but I they're always at like pardy restaurants I they were at Cipriani I heard a friend of mine was there oh my god I was saying to somebody like she was like oh my sister was at Chippe-Rionne downtown last night, Taylor, Travis were there with her parents.

23:05And like my first gut instinct is like so jealous. Like, oh, I wish I was there. I can't even feel that way anymore. I don't leave my house. Like how can I expect, is Taylor going to come over? Like I'm not going to see her. She will come over. Like I can't feel jealous. Like I live to really don't leave my house. Yeah. And even if you saw her at a restaurant, I think it would be like really confusing for you because what would you do? Nothing. No, what I actually know what I would do I'm glad you brought that up I would stare so hard just in the hopes of making eye contact and give like a little like a respectful smirk that's what I would do okay you know what you and then maybe and then maybe she would make a respectful smirk is back just to be like nice because she's a nice girl and then she'd be like oh it's the girl from the toast I love that podcast I think that's how I forgot that she's a toaster 100 % she's 100 % toaster yeah even though she's like sending out PR packages that we didn't get but right and I don't know how she puts up with me I don't know I think she doesn't want us to know she's a toaster yeah but there's a lot of well either it's that she's a toaster because there are a lot of like breadcrumbs on the album on new heights a lot of things that she says that are just so toast coated not toast originals but toast coated um so it's either that she doesn't want us to know she's a toaster but she is or like we're just so simpatico with her like we're just living the same life like like we would be friends yeah like we say the same things we talk the same way you're like girl boss too close to the sun sourdough this that you know we're just like living parallel lives did your girl boss too close to the sun did you say something only a man could yeah by the way i've been listening to the album on clean best album ever that's funny no seriously like all like the cringy like things that were bothering people like gone i'm obsessed right it's a it's a life hack I need to try it for Briner yes you do except Briner's raunchiness doesn't bother me that's always been a part of the package that's what I signed up for don't forget Skin who could a lot of people by the way can I ask you a question could you sing Skin right now do you know what it sounds like and he is on mine

25:19okay because i feel like we reference it a lot and i tell you i couldn't even sing the song like i don't even know it like it's not like um it's not like a catchy song it's more like slam poetry you know under my under my under my right yeah should we play it is it our annual playing of skin and losing our kind of like better it's better not knowing yeah but skin was the original stream skin by Sabrina also a little more Taylor news was that apparently like when she was on Graham Norton show there was a moment that was cut out have you seen this from Jodi Turner Smith no so apparently she asked for like an insensitive question because Jodi Turner Smith asked Taylor like an insensitive question on Graham Norton show and like Graham shut it down and cut it out it's not that crazy but um they did cut it out someone in the audience shared what happened oh I was gonna say how do we know they were talking someone in the audience made a tiktok um they were talking about the wedding and then Jodi was like and what about babies and Taylor just I don't know if she assumed or she redirected was so smart she thought she was talking about like babies at the wedding she was like right she was like oh no it's gonna be 18 plus only and then she was like no like about having like do you want to have babies and then Graham was like this feels like an off-air conversation wait that's really fucking weird like for another woman to ask I know well two things one that was like before we heard wishlist so actually maybe Taylor would have been happy to answer it and been like oh I guess we don't know how Taylor felt about it because Graham shut it down but then also they're uh reporting that she sent a sweet message to Taylor after that moment she like wrote her a letter um on Instagram I don't want to give JTS like a pitch She probably already has one for like her thing getting cut out.

27:10So Vanessa Lachey. But like it's not so crazy. Like I know it's uncouth. And we're not doing it. And it's like are you living in this world? We're not doing it. We're certainly not doing it publicly on a TV show with a person that's like not our best friend. And who's notoriously private. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's a very personal question. We're not doing it. Just so you know. I'm going to give Jodi Turner Smith the benefit of the doubt here. and just assumed she was really nervous. But like, yeah, maybe she got lost. She forgot about the camera. She thinks she's like talking to a friend who just got engaged talking about her wedding.

27:42Like, and yeah, next comes baby in the baby carriage. Like, I understand like why her mind went there. It's not so crazy, but we're not doing it. I understand why her mind went there. I don't know why her mouth went there. Like, seriously, crazy. It's crazy. I just know she like wants to die, you know? It's just so awkward. Yeah. So that's just funny. And that's why I love TikTok, because we never would have known that. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. A little more sports news, major sports news. Madison Beer and Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert confirmed their romance with Sideline PDA ahead of the Commanders game.

28:27I saw the video. I was supposed to be in the video. Instead, you saw it. I know everyone's gonna online and be like you're lying I hate you but I was supposed to be in the video Madison Beer took her relationship to the sidelines which is where like you either are or you aren't like if you're not on the sidelines it's basically like if you're like an actor like a musician it's like walking around carpet yeah like you're not if you're not on the carpet like you're not in the movie if you're not on the sideline like you're not in this man's life and she very much is he's kissing her on the mouth in front of the public they're very much together like I need them to last forever I just love the trope of pop star and football player obviously Taylor and Travis Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld who's an actress but also a pop star Sierra and Russell Wilson like this will never not be just like the cutest thing ever but also just like football player and they don't even have to be pop star like Tom and Giselle yeah yeah I guess just like pargy female celebrities because I was watching the game last night travis's game his team lost did he win no you're kidding no and it was like it was it was close and they lost to the jaguars jacksonville um and i feel like they're not like moving the needle the jack i never hear about them no me neither i feel like there are a lot of teams that are like it's never about them okay like the colt i feel like there are a lot of football teams yeah that give like minor league but they're in the major they're like not main characters like browns i feel like well they're like main characters in terms of being like the loser like you know yeah okay fine i have one and people are not gonna like this one but like you're telling me that the carolina panthers are not a minor league team i don't believe it there are so many like random teams that are only there to like support the big teams like they they're they're never gonna win something like yeah they're basically like ai generated at this point like uh and it's crazy because like i feel that way like about the atlanta Falcons even though like my only real connection to them is Cray Beerman no even like a big town I always just like think of the Colts the Tennessee Titans okay the Tennessee Titans are a fake team the Arizona Cardinals I actually would argue like most teams in the NFL are like supporting roles aside from like the big teams which are obviously like the Eagles the Chiefs the Giants and the Jets even though they both stink like they're New York teams like they're just big the 49ers the Rams the rest are just kind of giving a relevant yeah the Cowboys are very relevant even though they're not like good all the time yes agreed what about like the Broncos they're like mid level they're mid they're mid they have Joe Blurow Joe Burrow no no he plays for a different Orange team just give me a second it'll come to me what team does he play on Bengals Orange Bengals by the way with the exception of Joe Burrow so supportive were all like yeah but they did make it to the super bowl so they they were like a major supporting actor that's another like couple olivia tiktoker and joe burrow so cute yeah olivia culpo and christian mccaffrey of course yeah you can either be like a main character in the nfl by being really good and winning like the kansas city chiefs or by being from like a major city and like you're a staple to the country because the kansas city chiefs like otherwise might have fallen into this trope of randoms no because like patrick no because he's amazing right right right like they're there having a celebrity connection if i was like a team owner i would have more like cocktail mixer soirees with like famous people you know what i mean i think it's really good for team morale team pr and overall team success well that's what i was thinking about trevor lawrence last night um because he's really handsome like he he just has a face like a supermodel but they caught him picking his nose on the camera it was so wrong he was like sitting on the sidelines watching the game that's so wrong aggressively me as a quarterback change a camera like he's allowed to pick his nose i just want to say it's definitely on twitter i don't even know if it was a remarkable moment because i imagine it happens a lot i just happen to be watching and i like as an empath when i search trevor lawrence the first thing that comes up is trevor lawrence rushing trevor lawrence nose trevor lawrence picking nose be right back this is something that he does often maybe he has uh you know sinus no this is okay oh oh my god he's really wait i just want to say there's something really crazy about somebody who picks their nose with their thumb he has a what the fuck i think he's got a big nostril pick him with a thumb no that's weird like everybody index finger everyone knows that i don't know i don't go i i think i'm a thumb when i have to pick my nose oh no what happened verizon called me i missed the call i'm waiting i told you my wi-fi sucks i seriously can't wait of course they call me i work like seriously i'm offline for one hour i know that happened to me yesterday i was waiting on two calls and they both came through during the toast but don't worry i declined them and ruined my life for you guys for the sake of the podcast yeah um anyway so i was thinking about joe burrow no i wasn't i was thinking about trevor lawrence and i don't know if he has a girlfriend but he needs a lady love and it's like jackie not only does he have a girlfriend it's like his og girlfriend from high school they're married and they just had a baby okay take back what i said it's like super cute and i just want to quickly rewind like you saying that he's insanely handsome i actually like don't agree what do you mean he has a face like a supermodel like he looks like he's an interesting look like okay i agree he's very abstract like he definitely looks like a greek god like like a like a yeah like i could see him if it didn't work out for him in football he like stayed in his hometown like working at a pharmacy or something like him getting scouted at the pharmacy to like do fashion week yeah fashion very interesting yeah my fashion he's got a very chiseled structured face he's not yeah he's not like the heartthrob the obvious like brad pitt no but he looks like a supermodel yeah that's what i meant it fashion like he's got the look the cheekbones the eyes that jersey and i think this is a new team for him that color was really bringing out his eyes on the jersey this is what i don't understand about football and this is like what happened with tim tebow it's like joe burrow Trevor Lawrence like I hear so much about them these big quarterbacks like they never win like we're never talking about them so why are they so popular like they can't be that good I know but I guess it's like more than a quarterback but actually it's not because Tom Brady went to a random team and won the Super Bowl one year in one day yeah so it's like you could just be a good quarterback and take the team all the way right so they get these huge contracts we're like always talking about them but seriously why I don't know like they do a lot but I guess it's like because they're also competing against another amazing quarterback and someone has to win when someone has to lose i guess but i understand what you're saying just feels like everyone's the greatest who's not like this legacy and no one talks about him and like he's always winning yeah but it's like if you just traded him for trevor lawrence not saying that you should brock on but um then you rock the fuck on right but the 49ers are doing well yeah are you ready for our next story what number three oh yeah are you sure it's three yeah i am the taylor one took a while no taylor football and number three no i'm telling you i'm looking at it i'm sorry i could cut one no no no i just it's funny because like before i felt like we were moving so fast and now i'm like we're only on three whatever plus tv recap plus your toasters right um but instagram is launching its own awards for creators called rings the rings movies have the oscars tv has the emmys music has the grammy so why can't one of the world's largest social platforms get into the awards game instagram is launching instagram rings a new program meant to celebrate the creativity of its more than three billion monthly active users but of those three billion only 25 will receive rings with the honorees getting both a physical ring as well as unique digital golden ring for their Instagram profile and stories.

36:53That's cool. That is very meta. Like, here's my ring ring. Very meta. Owned by meta. Eva Chen said, we felt it was time to have an award that recognizes people who take these creative chances on our platform. I forgot that she still like has a job at Instagram. Yeah. These people are cultural catalysts and they're sparking conversations. And by doing that, they encourage people to express themselves as well. so I just I actually think this is a cool idea I just hope it doesn't become one of those things where it's like okay we're giving it to Kim Kardashian like okay you know what I mean like it should be people who actually like create do you know what I mean yes it's also going to be hard for them to really differentiate between like someone who is Instagram like creating on Instagram purposefully as opposed to like someone who just like trickled over from TikTok right um I don't think it's for celebrities like it's really for people who create within Instagram and I think that will also narrow the people that you would think it would be I don't even know who would right I feel like it's like really like storytellers I don't even know I don't think 25 people are going to be like 25 people I follow no it's going to be that guy Zach King you know he does those like magic videos that get like 100 million views right I don't which by the way he deserves it yeah I just it's not going to be like Alex Earl give it to Alex Earl you know give everything to Alex Earl but like she's not an she's an influencer but like not because of Instagram right she doesn't post all of her stuff as someone only gets to follow her on Instagram like right she doesn't post enough oh Jackie's mad like work harder do better get yourself a ring what about the reels Reels people are real people.

38:36We are. We want more than a reel every three days. No, I know what you mean. Like. Instagram. There are people whose jobs specifically. Honestly, back in the day, you could have gotten a ring. A thousand percent. Actually, I guess even today you could get a ring. Yeah. Give me one. Like, actually, I think like Lish is an Instagram creator, right? Yeah. Does he post those videos to TikTok? Yes. But they feel Instagram first. There is nobody who creates content for a living that doesn't post the same piece of content to multiple platforms. Me. I deserve a ring. I'm the only one. You don't post on anything else.

39:13You don't post on Snapchat. You don't post on TikTok. I only post on Instagram. You don't post on Facebook. I only post on Instagram. What about Facebook? No. What about nothing? Podcast. YouTube. Oh. Oh, yeah. Spotify. Yeah. But as far as social media platforms, really, just Instagram. I don't think this is my year for a ring. I guess she's eligible for a ring. Not this year. Maybe next year. I think I have to work a little harder. But I do think I'm the elk of a ringer. Because I'm dedicated to the platform. You are. You're loyal. So it'll be curious to see who gets them. I do feel like it's going to be a bunch of people we don't know.

39:53But I like this. More awards for influencers. Agreed. More opening up the traditional awards space, like the Golden Globes for the podcasting. Like more of that. I love it. Agreed. Love that. I think the word we're looking for is more inclusion. That's it. Are you ready for our fourth story? Mm-hmm. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck post on the red carpet. Jennifer Lopez. Well, I was like going to call her Jen. That's just crazy. Like her name is J-Lo. It's J-Lo, but the headline did say Jennifer. First name J, last name Lo. The headline said Jennifer and Ben Affleck posed on the red carpet together during a surprise reunion at Kiss of the Spider Woman premiere in New York City.

40:35So newly divorced Ben and Jen are back together for the red carpet. Not in a romantic way. I guess he like worked on the movie. He was supposed to be in the video. Yeah. So this is like such a weird thing. And she went on like one of those morning shows today or GMA or whatever. And the person interviewing her was like very bluntly asking like your ex divorced. You're on the carpet. and she like looks at her publicist like it's just being asked the craziest question. It's like such a normal question. But she does say like the movie would not have gotten made without him. They have a very good relationship and she's really happy he was there which I was shocked to hear all of.

41:09Yeah, also when you walk on the red carpet with someone to do something so publicly like it's fair game to then ask a question about it. Of course. I don't know why she was acting so surprised. I do want to say also she's always looked like insane for her age but I feel like she's taking a huge break, right? There was like a couple of months where J-Lo could not get arrested. Like seriously, everyone was hating everything she did. I feel like we haven't seen her for like a year, which was a really good strategic move for her. She also got a new face. She looks insane. Yeah. In a good way. The movie is a musical.

41:39She's always like doing these like visual movie musical. Her last like four movies, she makes fake movies. Whatever the pee-pee-poo-poo version of movies is, like that's what J-Lo's does. And what is Kiss of the Spider Woman? I'm like scared. Why are you asking me that? I don't know. like is it is it like actually spidey i have no idea all of her movies or is it like you know a woman who is a spider it's like she makes movies now like what's like a recent j-lo movie that you've actually seen hustlers oh okay that's a great example besides that kiss of the cider woman a political prisoner named valentin shares a cell with a man named molina they form an unlikely bond as Molina recounts a Hollywood musical plot.

42:25Wait, not the political prisoner being in a musical. Yeah. Sharing a cell with a man? It's getting like a modern Les Mis. Sharing a cell with a man? I think they're both men. Oh. Valentine? You're right. I assumed it was a woman because it's J-Lo. Who the fuck is she? Maybe she's the warden. wait he recounts the plot of a hollywood musical starring his favorite silver screen diva ingrid luna i'm gonna go ahead and say that j-lo is ingrid luna aka aurora aka the spider woman so no this is not in the spidey verse not made by marvel that's too bad um unfortunately i don't think i'll be seeing the film which is just hard you know i just have a lot going on but maybe yeah um but that's what it's about if you're interested big if produced by ben affleck and matt damon's artist equity production company right right right right that's what they do and that's what they did things they did i'm surprised they would take on this project it was obviously something they agreed to while they were so married dickmatized yeah yeah because one think about jay-lo like she does not make good movies anymore no uh yeah well and there is a time where like every movie she was like the kate hudson of rom-coms made in manhattan like she could not make a bad movie have ever seen her movie enough no it's chilling it's kind of like a very elevated lifetime original movie where she is this like single mom well she's not a single mom at first she has a really abusive husband and her and her daughter just like spend the whole movie running from him and every time they get set up in like a new home in a new town with a new wig he shows up and it is the scariest movie it's amazing they play it on like e-movies we love all the time oh interesting sounds like safe harbor with jillianne huff a safe haven yeah not safe harbor yes i never saw that one but yeah it's just like that are you ready for our final story into tv recap if it's our final story into tv recap that's brought to you by skims Yes, it is.

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